Ana de Armas

She's incredibly hot and her bone structure indicates that she would produce Chad sons.

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It's over. She needs to focus on being the mother to my children.

unedited greenscreen pls

Doesn't exist.

WHY IS SHE SO CUTE? I WANT A CUTE GF

I know that feel ;_;

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forget about her...

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The thing is, americans are so delusional that she counts as a non-white according to them.

Based Goose going for latina pusy

She isn't anything special. You just like the idea of a holographic waifu.

>that tummy
>that cute butt

She isn't even remotely white. Her skin is olive for fucks sake, she is clearly iberian.

She is trash

And here come the americans. You don't even qualify as humans.

someone post the pic of what theyre both thinking of

El goblino.....

Latinas>*

She's very attractive, but he's a god amongst men, the type of man that only the top fraction of the top percentage of woman should even hope to be with.

>there are people that are alive that are on this planet that have put their wiener into Ana de Armas
>you will never be one of them

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>using the default appearance for your hologram waifu so you get cucked by passing advertisements in the street

She's default because that's the best one, why change perfection?

WE NEED MORE!

never speak in absolutes

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>there are people on this planet
Not anymore once I kill them and claim Ana for myself!

she wasnt 100% the default option

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Her chin looks like a man's ass. Next.

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>the most attractive woman on the planet is not a white girl but cuban

How the fuck did this happen?

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white cuban

white people don't exist

Del taco/goose collab when

and that's a good thing!

Surrender to the spicfu.

Ana has an overall better face but Eva has a better lower body.

Jesus! imagine waking up everyday next to this beauty? Fuck my life!

If you grew up in South Florida, then this is old news.

man jaw vs no jaw

boys choose ana
men choose eva

On the planet? Hollywood maybe, not on the planet. I've seen far prettier women than her in my daily life. Also, she supports black lives matter so she is probably braindead as well.

my ex looks like her

cucks choose old thousand cock roastie
patrician alphas choose pure, young princess

>patrician alphas choose pure, young princess
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH

>pure

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This. Most Cuban women look just like her.

While I do think Ana is more attractive than Eva, even if only by a slight margin I think Goose made the right choice. Eva has been shown to be a top tier woman. Ana is the better girlfriend while Eva is the better wife.

Agreed. She's also CLEARLY smarter.

SFL fag here, this isn't true either, but the majority of good-looking/white Cubans look almost or as good as she does. In comparison to other Cubans, Ana is a 10/10 goddess, just as in comparison to other women, but the majority of attractive Cubans are in the range of 8-9.

At the very least the one thing we can all agree on is that Hispanic women are top tier.

let's not get carried away, ameribro.

Why are you posting white-black mixed abominations as an argument against Hispanics, who are white-amerindian mixes?

Her parents are both Spanish, they immigrated from Cuba to Spain because of some law that granted citizenship to Spaniards in Latin America.

it was an argument against you, not hispanics, mate.

DROPPED

Well alright then, I wasn't even talking about anything other than Hispanic women so if you agree they're top tier qts then great.

The fuck are you on about. Talk to me when Goose is with some super mexican nigger

This is going to sound crazy, but all Latin Americans are of Spanish descent.

But that's wrong.

Is this the only webm of bts?

>not owning the 4KBD

Latin Americans can refer to those of native descent too. As well as the blacks. They may have been colonized by the Spanish, but that doesn't make them descended from them. The same way that North Americans are not all descended from white Europeans.

He is out of her league. The goose married down. Very sad.

The goose is also fucking Emma Stone.

>Oh gosh, Ryan is spacing out again. :3

Isn't this an outcome people would want?

las creaturas....

I've just realised that she looks exactly like a Cuban version of Elizabeth Banks.

>Implying goose isn't cool as fuck which gets him an extra 2 points

Latin America had immigrants from other places too you retard. That's like saying Amerimutts are all English

de lagoon negro

And here's why

source for this video?

She looked best in the Keanu movie with blonde hair

youtube.com/watch?v=kzi5f_0j7YI

vocaroo.com/i/s1f2542Spfu4

this video is one of the hottest things I've ever seen

why did he go for this old whore....she's six years older than him? on the other hand you can tell he keeps her under an iron fist...the way she calls him gosling? no bullshit in that household

that cunt thinks he's hot shit

So was he trying to look at her? Then he saw that she was looking at him so he looks away and tries to act so calm. But she caught him so she smiles.

no you're autistic

Not sure what's your point, ugly people have ugly kids.

Sueca, fuck off back to Stockholm, you dirty whore.

>that voice
L O N D O N
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D
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I fucking love Macposting.

Yep, so did my dad. At the outset of the Castro regime, they allowed anyone who had Spanish parents or Spanish citizenship to return to Spain. My dad said, fuck this communist shit, and went back to Spain with my grandfather. From Spain, he came to the US where he met my mom and I was born. We white as fuck, too. Green eyes, brown hair. Hispanics in Miami used to talk Spanish in front of us thinking we didn't understand. Lol.

You have a cute voice, Ana. I wanna sniff your sweet farts.

Also, Ana is cute af, but a dime a dozen in Miami. Watch out for the ratchet Cubanitas in Kendall, though.

*me on the right*

She's not even looking at him!!

i wouldn't say that. 305 til I die, and Ana is an 8-9. plenty of hotter Cuban girls - or Cuban Americans- strolling around Brickell, Wynwood, and Midtown that put her to shame. i think seeing her up on the screen gives her bonus points. she's cute af but not Cuban bombshell material, which you can spot any time strolling LIncoln Ave.

Postea tus tetas, perra

>tfw no latina gf with cute voice

It was her? I thought it was a asian chick

I just don't understand why people find her attractive

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>that black guy with bunny ears

lmao

I didn't think much of her but BR 2049 changed my mind. Did you see that?

you're posting on a board where dozens, if not hundreds, of people continually post images of traps, furries, and shit like that, and you can't find it in you to understand why people find a cute Latina attractive? dude.

I have never seen him in a actual interview. Is he actually on the autism spectrum? Or does Cred Forums just happen to post funny expressions he makes?

Sorry, I fundamentally understand human behavior more than you. Oh wait, that makes me not autistic, and that makes you autistic.

you described the behaviour of a 8 year old, not gosling, watch the entire video or even other interviews, autist, and then hide the thread

God I wish that happened to me

He's pretty normal and chill. Can be funny.

Let's play a game of spot the gayhomo

She's a beard.

la luz extinguido

True, but we are all Africans.

pointy chin, pointy nose, and there's the mole, of course. 5/10 and i'm not even joking.

>5/10
sure kid

Damn...

Post pic of yout face or at least a look a like plox

my ex looked like her

please seek help

5/10

0/10

unreal

>5/10

the perfect teethfu

>Is he actually on the autism spectrum?
No, it's just autists such as this guy like to project there own social ineptitude onto him and think "he's just like us".

Guy is a major hollywood leading man who's been in relationships with numerous extremely attractive women. He's not like you.

Alexandra Daddario is also autistic. She is just like us!

overplaying emotions is a sure sign of _

Fuck off faggot

why was the lexi belle-ana de armas thread nuked?
nothing bad was posted.
this place sometimes...

what can i say? she's a 5/10
>0/10
no, 5/10

who do you consider an 8/10?

He was turning his head because Villeneuve was talking behind him. People always position their head at least partially towards someone who is speaking.

A girl who is pointing her feminine dick and hairy boi pussy while stepping on my nose with her big chocolate smelling feet.

He was doing it because he's autistic like all of us.

>Sorry, I fundamentally understand human behavior more than you

>el goblino
>la luz extinguido
>el ogro de las americas
>la creatura

INTERLINKED

i don't know about 8/10, but ana is a 9.

noine

HAHAHAHA Shut your mouth filthy mutt. You have no right to speak here, go back to your gay litle board Cred Forumslet before I fuck the remaining 1/90th German off your mom

>t. Ryan

holy shit she does

gib ex gf number

youtu.be/bFZj6Fnq4G4

Mine looked a lot like her too except for my ex had the HIGHEST pitch voice. My dog at the time (rest in peace buddy) hated her voice and would start barking and end up howling whenever she talked. We dated only a year and i think she either had that disease where she felt pain during sex or actually just got no pleasure from it. Super weird.

YOU'RE WAAYYYY OUT OF YOUR BASELINE user

Say
"Wh- wh- whiter THAN YOU MOHAMMED!!!"
Please :)

kill me

Lexi Belle?

youtube.com/watch?v=6iqmIoHL74Y
"career"

el fin de los tiempos

clearly spanish

t. virgin

pls be in barcelona

De puta madre, spic..

>moles are a negative
underage b&

had a thing with this chick with the exact same face. crazy though tried to pin rape on me. not fun.

fucking hell guys I've been wanting a cuban chick lately and this doesn't help

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gushers

Are women from Barcelona hot?

>Also, Ana is cute af, but a dime a dozen in Miami
Why are you lying

moles are literally cancer waiting to happen

he's not wrong

pls be my gf

>160 replies

>first time a woman has spoken to me in a month
>it's a vocaroo

BASED

Holy fuck WHY IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

I just noticed something problematic about this hologram sfx.

Don't get me wrong, I love this film, but how is she casting shadow, if she's only made of light?

how many takes were required to get this scene right?

just turn off your brain

I cant even count how many times Ive fapped to Mentiras y Gordas.

But I have to admit, I prefer the lesbian scenes with my waifu Ana Maria Polvorosa

I don't really care honestly, i would splooge raw molten semen on Kaceytron every hole if i had the chance, my sexual desire towards her is so strong i can make her feel physically creeped out just by staring at her stream.

I love how spanish is used to describe/insult american mutts considering latinos are mutts themselves. Then again being white/indio is better than being black/something else any day of the week.

i take it you've never been to Miami? it's a Latina mecca. not only Cubans but plenty of Puerto Rican's, Dominicans, and So. Americans. if you ever do go, swing by the slightly more affluent spots along Midtown, Edgewater, Brickell, for some prime hotties. places like Wynwood and Buena Vista are better for a more hipster crowd, but they have their share of beauties. Southwest Miami, Little Havana, and Kendal are also good spots but more of a suburban mix. stay away from Hialeah, though, as it's the birth place of the chonga.

Argies are literally Guineas who speak spanish. I doubt half of them even have spanish ancestry.

>tfw she will never look at you like she look at Ryan

I've never been. I'm British. If i'm relatively attractive and affluent what are the chances of smashing

>latina mecca
>has puerto ricans
>mecca

plenty of Kraut who flew over during the end of WW2. i've a friend who is of Italian-German descent and a full-blown Argie.

El abominacion...

did he nut?

1000%, mate. Latinas love Brits and Euros. just don't be a fucking hooligan. trust me, you'd get plenty. i'd say go for a SoHo Beach House membership over on the island and hit it up with more affluent Latinas.

>ywn lick her salty tears from her face

This motherfucker got paid to suck her nipples.

Fuck me.

Reminder that the guy who spams these unfunny videos in every thread discussing a new release on Cred Forums is named Alex Simmons. He's 23-years-old and lives in Pompano Beach, Florida, in or near Coconut Creek. He uses the handle "Uridon" online.

Here's a vid uploaded to his channel with his face in it, save it before he sees this post and deletes it: youtube.com/watch?v=IGaNYTN2hvQ
Compare to pictures in his many online dating profiles (save before he deletes):

pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=57396059
okcupid.com/profile/Uridon
datehookup.com/user-266865710.htm
He also has a patreon with zero patrons

We know who you are loser, and even if you keep spamming your shitty videos under a different name people will know it's you. I suggest you stop embarassing yourself with these ramblings and continue on with your lifetime of obscurity as an ugly nerd with a minimum wage job.

Good god. I hope so. I'm writing this down.

he was acting though

Doubt you even look at anyone like that

My cock, her pussy. INTERLINKED

I want to fuck your ex.

please be respectful

Pompano Beach isn't "in or near" Coconut Creek, they're two different places.

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when all fails, hit the clubs. LIV, STORY, E11EVEN. Space is a bit too ratchet, lowest common denominator, but still a local favorite b/c it's located in the entertainment district where they have 24hr liquor licenses - so expect to stay until wayyy after sun up. I guess it really depends on the type you're looking for. If you're up to spending the big bucks, hit up the pricier hotels and hang out by the patio bars, pool, and lounge areas. if you're more into the artsy bar/tavern scene, swing by Wynwood Tavern, The Corner, and 1306.

if you have any more questions, ask away.

dude, it's like a ten minute drive. i used to work in Pompano Beach.

But they aren't the same place

not in, definitely near, since we're splitting hairs here. great spot to find some Brazilian girls. they have amazing bodies.

Are the clubs and bars busy every day of the week? How expensive is coke and is it hard to get/worth risking to get it?

She'd make a really ugly son.

She has nearly no jaw. He neotenous "babified" features look awful on guys.

Do they have an equivalent term for getting Waco'd in whatever police state cuckdome you inhabit?

I watched this whole movie thinking she was the girl from rogue 1

i'd like to act like i'm sucking on some hot chick's tetas too

join the club

no, not every day. LIV has a great Wednesday night, or had, haven't been in ages. most of the clubs are thurs-sat with niche nights other nights. Space is only open weekends, unless they have special events. blow is easy to find, just ask the restroom attendant or a bartender who looks cool, they'll point you in the right direction. i'd usually just grab a $20 baggie for a weekend. quality is very hit and miss. if you're up for spending more, ask for the good shit and it'll be $50 for same amount but purer, less mixed stuff. i honestly don't know anyone who has ever gotten caught/arrested for buying blow and i'm in my late 20s.

I didn't need those feels.

yeah, should have made it asuka or something

You're really selling me on this. Relax and shop during the day, get fucked up on the night. Thanks for all this, i appreciate it.

here you go you thirsty nerds (I love her too)

dude, go for it. i'd suggest avoiding major holidays, though, apart from Art Basel time, which is the first week or two of December. if you make it around the second Saturday of any month, there's a local Art Walk in Wynwood, which is pretty cool. alcohol can get pretty pricey, though, around $8-12 for anything not PBR. hit the beach, too. i've found South Beach around 5-12 Ave are where the models usually go for a dip. anyways, i'm off. gtg. have fun, man. cheers!

Why do non-white women love Goose do much? He has far more women of color among his fangirls than any other white actor. Youtube comment sections are filled with black girls praying that he's into them, and the only time I ever see muslim women without men at a movie theater is when I'm watching a Ryan Gosling movie (just the other day when I went to see 2049 there were a few groups of muslim women). Is it simply because he's already with a latina so him being with a non white woman seems more reasonable?

That's mean...

what an absolute disaster of an interview. She is absolutely awful.

he's cute

She’s so cute!

they need his white genes to dilute their children

He's an attractive, nice and sensitive guy who loves and respects women.

You can choose her ethnicity

Why does it look like she's laughing AT him?

das a slut

it almost sounds like you're saying if you're a nice guy who listens to women and is half decent looking, women will find you attractive. this is the opposite of what i've learned from Cred Forums.

CASTIZO FUTURISM NOW

SPANISH SOAP OPERA STARS > IRISH SLAGS

She's better than white

She's golden, something you pink gross flat scottish will never know

How did you find Cred Forums? This place is NOT for people like you.

>This place is NOT for people like you.
people who've had girlfriends? lol

YES.

i...i'm sorry? i hereby renounce all my gf's and real life experience to become the Cred Forums.

sounds like a blue pilled cuck

That's never been the case. If you think Cred Forums = /r9k/ you've fallen for the memes hard.

NORMIE OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

uh, what's /r9k/? lol

disgusting. i should know, i have several of them on my own face. a childhood of constant negative remarks about my moles has made me hate seeing them on other people. sometimes i can't even keep an appetite if there's someone with really badly placed moles near me.

Pro-tip: it's normalfag. Only redditors say normie.

she's white

wrong, the normalniggers caught on to normalfag several months ago.

That movie looks really comfy. Wish I could have watched it in a theater.

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manipulativeness
idk the correct word fuck u

i want to kiss ana

I have seen pornstars with better faces. And I can guarantee she doesn't look all that good naked. Side tits don't count.

I just came. Literally 2 fucking minutes ago I just jerked off and seeing her I'm rock hard again.

I don't think I could do it, I couldn't date her. I'd be a sex addict, I'd lose my job because it's all I would think about all day.

>And I can guarantee she doesn't look all that good naked. Side tits don't count.

You are wrong.

Proof? Reminder that even Kate Upton looks like a cow naked.

Knock Knock

W-who's there?!

s-s-stuttering f-f-f-f-faggot

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no she didnt

Google image search is your friend. BR2049 isn't the first time she's taken her clothes off.

Hmm ok she has some nice scenes, but we never see her hips. Because there aren't any.

woah

>Not wanting an older sexy latina woman to fuck
>calling someone by their last name is demeaning
He probably makes her wear maid uniforms and call him Mr. Goose

it was the best theater experience i've had in a LOOOOOOONG time. I saw it in Imax with the enlarged aspect ratio and all those loud buzzing/droning sounds and chants in the soundtrack rattled the seats

Oh fuck I didn't know it was her. That butt

Depending on how the holograms are made it's possible she could cast a shadow.

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>all those tongue pops and clacks
is spanish the most ASMR language?

I do admire how she's so game for anything

well not me personally, but this guy I know

That ass makes me feel like i'm 15 again. I've got butterflies in my stomach. It's not fair

Get someone who looks at you the way Ana looks at Ryan.

That would almost sound attractive if it didn't make me think I was listening to a distress call from the Event Horizon

>My dog at the time (rest in peace buddy) hated her voice and would start barking and end up howling whenever she talked

this is hilarious

No one's posted this yet?

>iberians aren't white
Fuck off, retard.

How does Keanu do it?

do what?

>you will never reluctantly get into a threesome with 2 smoking hot spanish chicks who are over at your house because they got the wrong address.
why even live

Please let me fuck your ex?

>got no pleasure from it
what happened?

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you just know

and people say Keanu can't act. Imagine the discipline you need to pretend like you don't want that

It appears she hasn't learned that skill yet. Like she's touching him in any promotional stuff they do together.

holy fug, those eyes man

> pure, young princess

>all these whores with caked on makeup

i'd cum inside her so many times jfc

The other girl is hotter. Who's she?

Nah. You could have your cock in her, you still wouldn't have the balls to fuck.

Right now, Harvey has a memory in his head of those fucking eyes looking up at him with his jewy dick in her mouth.

Can you blame her?

Not at all.

>that zettai ryouiki
>that belly
>those white panties peaking from under the skirt
>those moon boots
its just like one of my japanese animes. Bless vased Villeneuve

damn

Is the extra feature stuff out there on its own anywhere? I don't want to download an entire bluray just to jack off to this shit for like two minutes.

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>he doesn't have assloads of disposable income

no bully please

Did she play all the jois in the movie? There were probably a lot in the background of scenes

tfw no ana

>removing that wire in post
seems like waste of resources considering they could just give her something with batteries

Who's more alpha?

no

Probably Keanu to be honest. He's into motorcycles, guns and martial arts while Gosling is into fashion and music

Is this even a fucking question?

youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc

I guess I watched that about 20 times.

what movie is this

>If you think Cred Forums = /r9k/ you've fallen for the memes hard
newfriends out pls

That's not a movie. It's real life.

>gets her image overlayed onto another woman in BR2049
>somehow still no deepfakes of her
how

user...
erome.com/a/IE7rhOef

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Eva's tits in Training Day webm where

Ok, now someone who has smaller labia than my nutsack.

lmao, but yeah... some deepfake creators have shit taste in porn actresses. but its early days yet

¿por qué no ambos?

fuck off lucy

>tfw look like Ryan Gosling mixed with Macaulay Culkin
Fuck sake.

fruit roll ups
disgusting sugar pimples

I still remember when /r9k/ first came out. It didn't start out as the land of the incel.

Well actually we had a meeting. They're called norma-pormas