It's you who's out, Gobby!

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

It's you who's out, Gobby!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=hIIhxbNsQw8
youtube.com/watch?v=tIf9xVqUCX0

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

out of the closet, you fucking faggot

Adrian King
Adrian King

Out of the white race!

Mason Rodriguez
Mason Rodriguez

Why is every /poltv/ meme "HURRR DURR MEDIA PERSONALITY WHO PROBABLY ISN'T RACIST IS SECRETLY LE EBIC NEO NAZI GLANSMAN XDDD"?

Robert Edwards
Robert Edwards

You know, i'm quite the holocaust scientist myself

Adam Butler
Adam Butler

What's your name, kid?
The Human Holocaust
Jesus Christ, kid. Couldn't you at least name yourself after a real historical event?
It was a different time.

Benjamin Allen
Benjamin Allen

getting assblasted over a joke

Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

It's you who's in, Gobby. INsane!

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

Are you okay anonymous?

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

it fills me with such joy that you get so fucking mad about it
you literal child

Joseph Richardson
Joseph Richardson

How did he get away with this?

William Foster
William Foster

It's your turn kid
I'm not going out, he said my name wrong
I don't care if your name is the Walking Auswitch, GO!

Liam King
Liam King

Gottschnell, Mann der Spinnen

Where the fuck did that come from?

Owen Lee
Owen Lee

it was a decade with different perspective of life

Nathaniel Hall
Nathaniel Hall

Jesus, Raimi

youtube.com/watch?v=hIIhxbNsQw8

Samuel Sullivan
Samuel Sullivan

Dontell Harry

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

Fucking kek

Ryder Morales
Ryder Morales

Don't worry, I make up for it by posting some low-effort bait that you respond furiously to.

Evan Long
Evan Long

Shalom, Spider-man.

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

Peter Parker, brilliant, but RACIST

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

rami . ...

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

Here Spiderman, breathe in this Zylon B, just like the camps!

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

How did Raimi know when to film the attacks?

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

He was ahead of his time.

Charles Taylor
Charles Taylor

'My wifes mother was Jewish. Peter, Don't tell Harry.'
What was it about Spiderman that inspired Raimi to entrench his vision far to the right of the political spectrum?

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

Is anyone working on a full edit of the movie? I'm thinking about modifying the script but I can't edit and dub it.

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

Peter Parker, brilliant like an asian, lazy like a nigger.

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

This redditor gets it

Joshua Brown
Joshua Brown

My sides

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. I like to pee on ants and watch them swim around in it. I sometimes wonder what they think of the mysterious yleeow rain. They panic at first, mandiples flaining, running into each other, trying to escape the warm, bitter stream, but eventually the come to accept it, maybe even enjoy it. Really puts things into perspective. So Pete, if you ever find yourself in doubt, just find an ant hill, and pee on it. You'll thank me later.

Dylan Young
Dylan Young

what

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

wher tha hell is this cracker ass jewish boy goin?

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

Get out of my way and get back to africa you chicken-eating ape!

Brayden Anderson
Brayden Anderson

that was uncalled for

Brody Young
Brody Young

best one

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

Don't play in the streets kids! We can't have any beautiful aryan babies dying, we have to start the national-socialist uprising in America at some point!

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

Ok Mr. Spiderman! With great white power comes great responsibility!

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you know the rent is paid.
>For this month.

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

Get your grubby mitts off my pizza, filthy goy!

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

ya late, I ain't paying for those

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

I will fucking rape you and murder you you dirty fucking cum slut you'd best pay for these bitch Papa Fazool made these fresh out the auschwitz ovens, now that's some good fucking wood-fired pizza right there. Now pay up or so help me I will tie you to that wall with my cum web, tear all your clothes off, and stick my massive spider dick into your tight jewish cunt so hard you'll bleed pizza sauce, kapish?

Connor Clark
Connor Clark

Jesus Christ, Marie.

Grayson Martin
Grayson Martin

I think the scene where the low income housing building is on fire was a little much for my tastes. I understand that they were trying to show us that Peter still didn't have much control over his powers at that time, but seeing Spider-Man throw black people out of a ten-story burning building and missing his webbing to catch them just didn't sit right with me

Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

norman knows what's up

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

a bit messy for my taste, but yes, I think Dafoe's coaching got the job done

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

Shit, that got me.

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

Dafoe's improv is so natural here. You can tell Tobey wasn't quite in the swing of things yet with this scene. He's taken aback but he also knows any good improviser doesn't deny what's being said. You have to roll with it.

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

You notice how even the picture quality declines between the Raimi spider mans and the Marvel ones?

Angel Ramirez
Angel Ramirez

reeeeee just fucking say it, it's been over a decade since the last time it was used.

Levi Barnes
Levi Barnes

Roger Ebert, who had given the first film two and a half stars, gave Spider-Man 2 a perfect four out of four stars, calling it "The best superhero movie since the modern genre was launched with Superman (1978)", he went on to compare the film to "The Birth of a Nation" saying that "it's the most socially relevant film of the century. It really put those darkies in their place"

Woah there Ebert, seems like some quick judgement there.

Grayson Long
Grayson Long

Peter Parker: I'm responsible...
May Parker: For what?
Peter Parker: For what happened to Uncle Ben...
May Parker: But, you were at the Klan meeting, lighting the cross
Peter Parker: He drove me to the Klan meeting, but I never went in.
May Parker: What do you mean?
Peter Parker: [sobbing] I went to the Library where I thought I could learn about Civil Rights and racial equality, because I wanted to impress Mary Jane. It happened so fast... a white man asked for some change and I told him to check his white privilege, then he got robbed by a black... the nigger was running towards me... I could have stopped him, but I didn't want to look racist... I let him go, I let him get away. He wanted a car, he tried to take Uncle Ben's. Uncle Ben said "fuck off nigger"... and then he shot him. Uncle Ben was killed that night for being the only one who stood up for the white race. I held his hand when he died... I've tried to tell you so many times...

Powerful stuff

Adrian Edwards
Adrian Edwards

I never thought about how nice gobby’s tits were before

Lincoln Price
Lincoln Price

Now it's 6 million and 1

Austin Williams
Austin Williams

Jesus user

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

This Sunday... the postman is going to deliver a package to the house. Don't let your Aunt see it. Dispose of it immediately. It's a realistic latex sex doll in the shape of a 5 year old child. A child, Peter. Yes, I couldn't resist the cunny. I craved and I coveted and I yearned. That wave of unsolved child abductions 10 years ago here in New York? That was me, Pete. Your uncle Ben. But I've changed my ways. I've changed, and you can too. Recently, I felt that evil fire rekindle deep inside me. I feared of relapsing so I ordered the doll to quench those urges without hurting another soul. They are made in the Phillipines by master craftsmen and modeled after real kids. The shipping alone is over 2,000 dollars, Pete. I emptied your college fund for that doll, Peter. Forgive me, Pet-

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

my favourite scene

Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

Damn, Raimi really blurred the line between hero and villain

Robert Green
Robert Green

a white man asked for some change
really?
then he got robbed by a black
o rly? after this broke ass white guy just got done begging for change he gets robbed?

0/10 your writing and world building sucks, unrealistic

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

i'm gonna be honest, i didn't think toby could pull off the violent sociopath role, but... damn. raimi really drilled it into him

Charles Lopez
Charles Lopez

He could have been asking for change for a note so he could use a vending machine

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

I counter, it helps to portray the vision of the blacks, so violent they will even rob a white beggar, cayse he is already ahead of him just for being white

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

I've seen so many of these threads that I immediately expect "with great power comes great responsibility" to be followed by "Rudyard Kipling called it 'White Man's Burden'..."

John Brooks
John Brooks

He didn't. It never happened.

Liam Diaz
Liam Diaz

he couldve been
but the writer didnt put that in hence his writing sucks
what? is the reader just supposed to fill in the blanks?
shit writing and also not even good writing
mental gymnastics to apologize for uninspired drivel
i am an artist in these threads

Luke Martin
Luke Martin

you should watch the director's cut newfag

Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

Must... Keep... Niggers from... Reaching... The... Welfare... Office!

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

That's a train though.

??? :^\ ???

Evan Adams
Evan Adams

He's just a kid
No older than my wife's son

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

taking memes this seriously

Ryder Price
Ryder Price

Speech 100 + Fortify Speech potion and Amulet of Articulation
You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant.
Ben looks directly at the camera.
"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."

Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

not taking memes as gospel
fucking redditor nigger pls leave

Brody Wilson
Brody Wilson

fucking based /assblasted/ poster

Christian Thomas
Christian Thomas

kek

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

He did not say that.

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

he did though

Camden Collins
Camden Collins

Now, your just making things up.

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

Sensational!

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

Still watching the theatrical version

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

Peter...I did it all Pete...Auschwitz...Birkenau...I was there Pete...I saw it all Peter, and it was beautiful. But I didn't just watch, no, I participated in the killing. At the barrel of my Luger I marched thousands into those shower rooms. I saw one kike try and escape over the fences, got himself tangled in barbed wire...we shot at him for target practice and left the rotting corpse hanging from the fence as a warning...a warning to the other Jews, Peter...and I wouldn't change a thing...think about it Peter...6 million dead Jews...6 million...if they all had 2 kids each...and then they all had 2 kids each...
I don't expect you to understand the things I've done, not right now anyway...but one day Peter, you will understand the responsibility the fuhrer entrusted with me, remember that Peter...remember...

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

You are probably the one who seen that adlibbed in a play at your local theater.

Jeremiah Davis
Jeremiah Davis

Isn't Sam Raimi jewish?

Julian Baker
Julian Baker

He didn't say that. This isn't real

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

It's a joke dude, heehee hoohah

The only people I know who like this meme are Jewish friends, so just let people shitpost so everyone can enjoy

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

I can't believe it peter, did in by my own race...was Uncle Adolf wrong this entire time?
U-Uncle Ben....He looked Italian
Oh....Thank you, Peter...
*Uncle Ben dies with a smile on his face*

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

Oh. Haha...

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

Wake up little shoah-man, no you're ethnicity isn't dead yet just paralysed. You're an amazing race. You and Jews are not so different.

I'm not like you. You're a kike.

Well, to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of the goyim. And they found you amusing for a while, the sub-human gentiles. But the one thing they love more than an aryan is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying to fulfill the white mans burden. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you. Why bother?

Because it's the right of the white man to dominate the earth.

Here's the real truth. There are six million people who everyone thinks is dead ling in Israel. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of researching new banking programmes and promoting misegnination. God's Chosen? We're exceptional.

Incredible stuff, especially considering that Raimi followed it up with a 29 minute defense of racial segregation laws. theres no way this would win oscars now.

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

This never happened.

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

considering that Raimi

No. He did not.

Jayden Richardson
Jayden Richardson

Heehee hoohah

Jaxson Nguyen
Jaxson Nguyen

yes, he was trying to warn us of the crimes of his people

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

You know, some people say that Raimi's writing is crude, but there wasn't a dry eye in the theatre during this scene. Pretty powerful.

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

What scene? It never happened.

Bentley Mitchell
Bentley Mitchell

fucking lost so hard

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

Ring Announcer: Will the next shit head please enter the arena at this time! If he can withstand just three minutes in the cage with "Nignaw" McGraw, the sum of three-thousand [mumbles into mic inaudibly] doll hairs* will be paid to...

[gets off the microphone and asks Peter]

Ring Announcer: What's your name, kid?

Peter Parker: The Black Panther.

Ring Announcer: The Black Panther? That's it? That's the best you've got?

Peter Parker: Yeah.

Ring Announcer: Oh, that sucks.

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

Did you even watch the movie?

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

That scene where Spider-man stops the planes flying into the Twin Towers but they still fall anyway in a controlled demolition

Charles Allen
Charles Allen

oldie but goldie bhahahaa

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

Hmmm. I don't remember this.

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

Did you even watch the movie?

Jaxon Diaz
Jaxon Diaz

yeahe might Be autistic but hes speaking the truth

listen to him fellas

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

Thinhings that didn't happen: the thread. Cancerous cunts. it's your fault this board is so fucking shitty.

David Parker
David Parker

You wanna know who I am?
Bet you i can web the cockpit window of that 767 from here

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

Kek

Colton Sullivan
Colton Sullivan

it's your fault this board is so fucking shitty
No thats Black Panther threads.

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

Why would anyone enter a thread just to pretend to be upset at a meme?

Ian Morris
Ian Morris

He didn't get the Director's Cut

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

t. Raimi trying to save face

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

Hes talking about the holocaust

Colton Murphy
Colton Murphy

Top kek

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

Does anyone remember the scene where Peter's landlord compares him to an insidious jew and keeps going on about the jewish race for like 10 minutes straight?
I only saw it once during the first screening but it was a very powerful scene.

Angel Williams
Angel Williams

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU LET HIM GET AWAY!
I missed the part where we arrest white people.

Thomas Parker
Thomas Parker

Holy shit, this makes the "I think he was Italian" scene with Uncle Ben much more powerful

Chase Reed
Chase Reed

Never. Happened in "my cut."

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

that newfriend who claims all these classic scenes never happened

Next you will say Raimi viciously beating the actors never happened either.

youtube.com/watch?v=tIf9xVqUCX0

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

nice

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

This scene was always really emotional. The way the music dramatically swells when he realises the girl he just saved isn't white and the look of horror on his face. Then, to make it worse, he hears about the white person who he could have saved who instead perished in the blaze.

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

I love the ROME version.

Parker Wilson
Parker Wilson

and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong
everytime

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

I missed the part where that was my problem, you damn kike.
What the hell Raimi.

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

I think calling him the green goyim was a bit exaggerated.

Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

ah bloo bloo

Juan Young
Juan Young

"Spider-man! Some neo-Nazis are reenacting Kristallnacht!"

Isaac Jones
Isaac Jones

I'm the Amazing KKK-MAN
I can believe Raimi decided to film a lot of scenes with this new outfit.

Anthony Nguyen
Anthony Nguyen

Is it possible you were dreaming?

James Sullivan
James Sullivan

"Hey, get away from him you ugly green kike! You mess with one white, you mess with all of us"

Such a moving scene of racial loyalty

Oliver Collins
Oliver Collins

I prefer the human holocaust outfit. It was perfect for this scene.
Nice outfit, did your butt fucking husband bought it for you?

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

this brings a tear to my eye rip the real uncle ben

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

With white power, comes big responsality.

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

yfw i worked with him

Mason Myers
Mason Myers

Like this Henry, maybe even a little higher, this is how we salute each other. Thanks for helping Aunt May clean up around here, the chamber was really starting to reek of kike filth.

Evan White
Evan White

really beautiful challenging stuff from raimi, although I can't help but feel that uncut nuremburg rally footage with "this is the power of whites united" superimposed on it was a little excessive, but then again i suppose it was a different time

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

So was Stanley Kubrick and he named the Jew (and not just in memes, in real life too)

Angel Rodriguez
Angel Rodriguez

"What happened to my comic books?"
"Those dreadful things? I took them to a book burning. Didn't you know they're all written by kikes? Names like Lieber and Kurtzberg. We can do without that degeneracy."
Damn, now this was a bold move by Raimi. Was Marvel even aware of this scene?

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

Ben looks directly at the camera.
I don't know why this makes me laugh so hard but I read this thread and had to piss. I walked over to the toilet, lifted the lid, and this line came to mind. I started laughing so hard that my piss got all over the seat.

yep

James Wilson
James Wilson

Nice

Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

fucking hell

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

Was the prologue scene really necessary? It just makes the plot drag on a bit, and it doesn't really add anything to the story other than add some odd conspiracy theory about a man from the CIA hiring some Pakis off the street to hijack some planes and drive them into the world trade centers. His monologue was pretty cool though.

Robert Thompson
Robert Thompson

I’m a lefty who hates all the braindead /pol/faggots who have ruined this entire site and even I love Raimi posting, because I’m not a humorless twat

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

Str8 fire kino

Julian Morgan
Julian Morgan

Tell a joke then.

Why make stuff up that never happened?

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

Nice

Samuel Nguyen
Samuel Nguyen

Raimiposting is the best meme since Baneposting desu.

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

He's Jewish

Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

No. He's no-, wait is he?

Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

Someone post the interview with Raimi beating his actors.

Jaxon Harris
Jaxon Harris

With white power, comes white responsibility.

A responsibility to continue the race.

Chase Hall
Chase Hall

Somebody get this hothead outta here!

Angel Nguyen
Angel Nguyen

Raimi tried to warn us about the dangers of the eternal roasty she's
Truly a visionary

Adrian Stewart
Adrian Stewart

What did he mean by this?

Joshua Gray
Joshua Gray

Hes trying to become a new meme so ill probably copy n force it in the next thread

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

phoneposters

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

fucking kek

Luis Fisher
Luis Fisher

;^)

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

youre doing it the wrong way, newfaggot

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

right
wong

I'm the guy with the (Yous)

Jace Miller
Jace Miller

What's your name, kid?
The Human Holocaust
The Human Holocaust, that's it, that's the best you got?
yeah
Oh that sucks
The sum of three thousand francs will be paid to the terrifying, the deadly, the amazing, Shoah-man!

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

The after credits scene where Raimi personally lynches Nick Fury yelling my movie isn't some inner city housing take your crack pipe and your extended universe back to Harlem
Im glad i stayed to watch it.

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

wong

Carson Morgan
Carson Morgan

And now you've given him another one

Oliver White
Oliver White

@94823064
Fuck you

Kevin Moore
Kevin Moore

I'm pretty sure the announcer called him Moon Man

Matthew Baker
Matthew Baker

it's funny

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

And they're watching us, (watching us)
They're watching us, (watching us)
As we gas jews and gaaaaaaaays
Whooooaaaaa-oooooaaaahhhh

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

Did Edison sleep before he turned on the light?
Did Marconi sleep before he turned on the radio?
Did Himmler sleep before he turned on the gas chambers?
That's a trick question doctor, there were no gas chambers

How did Raimi get away with this?

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

It's time to leave

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

It was a different time

Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

raimi and bane posting will never get old

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

And they say that democracy will save us, I'm not gonna stand here and waiiiiit

Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

The absolute best. Peak raimi posting. It cannot get better than this.

Kevin Roberts
Kevin Roberts

Your exit starts now, user.

Humor is meant to assuage the seriousness and that what make the meme of this funny, in my eyes, you wouldn't expect someone to be cruel because sometimes you want to believe people are inherently good. It's like listening to your very religious friend shout "FUCK!" out of nowhere because they had anxiety attack because they lost their bible for Monday Night Scripture Study, the situation to them is serious but the context behind it make it comical.

Jaxson Powell
Jaxson Powell

Kek my sides to the moon.

Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

I fucking love these threads. They get better and better each time.

I've thought about it many times. If we got a group together to work on it, do voice work and dub/edit it, I'd definitely help our.

Even if it came out horribly, I feel that would add to the humor

Chase Allen
Chase Allen

My favorite threads in Cred Forums besides uuuu

Daniel Cox
Daniel Cox

With big power, comes white responsality.

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

The Holocaust? I know.

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

???

Asher Flores
Asher Flores

As an Indian American this is a little weird

Nicholas Martin
Nicholas Martin

I always used to get horny from that scene even when I was little (the original scene, not your version)

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

How the hell do you think he's been getting away with it this whole time?

David Brooks
David Brooks

Why does that picture get used on this board so often? I've seen it in 3 threads already!

Luis Campbell
Luis Campbell

Sleeping gas scenes are designed to turn people on

Noah Hill
Noah Hill

Kek.

Noah Campbell
Noah Campbell

the final shot always gives me the chills

Adam Clark
Adam Clark

Why didn't he

Jackson Garcia
Jackson Garcia

god tier shitposting, made me laugh with every post

Wyatt Richardson
Wyatt Richardson

it was a different time

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

based