Hey losers, how does it feel to know you are like five years from actually having a Joi of your own?
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>mfw I walk past you on the subway and "accidentally" knock your waifu out of your hand and stomp the shit out of her and you can't do shit about it
lol whoops should have just been yourself brah, it's easy.
>I walk past you on the subway and "accidentally" knock your waifu out of your hand and stomp the shit out of her and you can't do shit about it
Jokes on you, I'll have my holo gf backed up on 12 different drives and cloud storages
That's not Joi but okay
No one said it was you filthy virgin, I'll kick your waifu's teeth in.
Heh, hope you've got 70 proxies protecting them because my boots are full of viruses that wipe all your drives when I stomp a waifu. Nothing personnel, kid.
>I walk past you on the subway
The implication that I leave my room at all is nice
Joke's on you pal, my waifu can kick better than you can
I would heem your waifu into the shadow realm.
I'm coming to your house to fight your waifu, give me your address.
but I don't want a hologram I want a gynoid gf
How can joicucks even compete
GAWD DAMMAT
>Hey losers, how does it feel to know you are like five years from actually having a Joi of your own?
I'M SO FUCKING PUMPED
Lol typical nigger behaviour. No wonder there's a million Cuck Panther threads in the catalog.
Your waifu is already real, user.
I'm white as fuck. Stay mad that I'm gonna curbstomp your slut waifu into a gorillion pieces you brown bastard.
I'd rather have Luv
i dont want joi tho, i want luv
>tfw the Day of the Boot comes and the Chad Uprising leaves abnormies drowning in a salty sea of tears after their waifus are all stomped into bits
ANYONE WHO TOUCHES MY WAIFU WILL GET THE THRASHING OF A LIFETIME SHE IS PURE
>*destroys your waifu's asshole*
>joi
yuck.
oh really?
At what point is owning a hologram waifu equivalent to collecting pornography? Why would you back up your wife? You can't back up your human wife if she died. You guys are cheaters and need to get a grip over reality.
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NICE WAIFU, FAGGOT! *Slaps it out of your hand smashing it and drives away to the sounds of Chad and Stacy laughter*
>"Like OMG Persephone, look at this loser bringing a hologram to the movies!"
>"Ew! OMG Typhlosion, he better not sit by us or I'll call the police and say he tried to rape us!"
HAHAHAHAHA HE IS EATING DINNER WITH A HOLOGRAM AND WEARING CARGO SHORTS AND AN ANIME T-SHIRT I'M SO POSTING THIS ON INSTA!
Fuck reality, reality's a faggot bro
>Hey losers
this alcon entertainment marketeer knows his audience.
>can't do shit about it
Listen faggot if you even try breathe close to my waifu, I'll fucking turn you in to my personal fuck hole.
>"So we're sitting there watching the game while the Stacys are giving us blowjobs at the blowjob store and this fat fuck walks by the window looking at us all pissed off and, I swear to God, he's got a hologram girlfriend!"
Is the blowjob store a real thing? Do Chads just get to go and get blowjobs from Stacies at their whim?
It's right next to the popcorn mines and the lazy river.
>He's never been to the Blowjob Store where every Chad gets two Stacys for free per day
You disgust me.
Well, in south america they have blowjob stores, and you get a sausage meal too.
yeah it's called big state U
If I wanted a girlfriend I can't actually physically interact with I'd just try to create a tulpa. But I don't. Because, franky, I don't see any appeal in it. I need to feel physically close to the person I love.
>if I wanted a fake gf I'd just become a schizophrenic
Yes. Because to want a fake gf I'd have to be retarded to begin with.
Can I get a Liz turner version?
You'll get nothing and like it, abnormie.
will it haev pusy
>get to deal with some annoying program that pretends to be a person by forcing you to have or at least verbally opt out of bullshit conversations
>it cannot even touch you
>you cannot actually fuck it
...according to the catalog, this is neither the first nor only thread about holographics. Who is shilling this "next step" company? How do you get paid?
>how may i get paid?