Bafta 2018

wonder if any of them brought niggers as accessories like streep and watson did at the golden globes

reminder that Denis "the hack" Villeneuve is nominated for Running Blades 2: Running harder

I think it's just black dresses and virtuous speeches tonight. Also Emma Watson made a £1m donation to some sexual harassment charity. They probably donate the money to Oxfam.

I'm so hyped. This is the last one before the oscars. It's like christmas eve.
What do you guys think of the bingo board?

Best Film Not in the English Language
>Elle – Paul Verhoeven and Saïd Ben Saïd
>First They Killed My Father – Angelina Jolie and Rithy Panh
>The Handmaiden – Park Chan-wook and Syd Lim
>Loveless – Andrey Zvyagintsev and Alexander Rodnyansky
>The Salesman – Asghar Farhadi and Alexandre Mallet-Guy

Holy fuck, blast from the past
BAFTA get your shit together

You're missing a massive TRUMP square.

BLURAY RIP WHEN

>all those chaos orbs
gimme plz

whos hosting this shitshow?

Nice to see a totally, definitely spontaneous protest getting led in by staff and flanked by security.

Joanna Lumley.

As he should be, BR2049 is kino only hated by capeshit redditors

The kikes aren't even hiding it any more

>led by a man
>security team of men
lol

Reminder that the awards show is NOT LIVE

What's going on here?

we have the same shitshow questions every year "guys, how do you know the winners?"

Just check the fucking twitter and dont watch it on the fucking telly

Kate has nice milk-milks.

Trump used to be on the bingo but he literally wasn't mentioned once in any of the big awards shows this year, hence why he was removed.
I'm pretty sure they've finally learnt to stop giving him attention

woops, wrong picture

IT BEGINS

‘Three Billboards’ Wins Outstanding British Film

This

Unsurprising she's preggers again.

WHO ARE THE

NOMINEES?

Disgusting.

>'Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri' has won the award for outstanding British film at the British Academy Film Awards
twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/965308033042731008

Such a great British film that is.

How is it a british film?

paddington 2 should win desu

>Three Billboards is eligible for this category because the main production company (Blueprint Pictures) is based in the UK.

Wait wtf
I thought the awards start at 9pm???

The self-importance of all these people disgusts me.

Did it start akready?

No nomination for Call Me By Your Name? Sort yourself out bongs

Pre-recorded then shown as-live at 9pm.

Lads no spoilers. I'm watching at 21:00.

Thank you.

>Best Documentary
No Faces Places either

see Best Original Score: Alexandre Desplat, "The Shape of Water"

Best Makeup and Hair: "Darkest Hour"

Best Costume Design: "Phantom Thread"

>Best Original Score: Alexandre Desplat, "The Shape of Water"
Greenwood was fucking robbed

ayy

Lets go Nolan.

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she's attractive but at the same time i'd be scared to breed her
our kids could possibly look hot or like disgusting freaks

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CUTE!

Film4 paid for it

>Bafta
More like Poofta

Dunkirk is not allowed to win right?

Best animated film

WINS Coco – Lee Unkrich and Darla K. Anderson
>Loving Vincent – Dorota Kobiela, Hugh Welchman, and Ivan Mactaggart
>My Life as a Courgette – Claude Barras and Max Karli

Best editing
WINS Baby Driver – Paul Machliss and Jonathan Amos
>Blade Runner 2049 – Joe Walker
>Dunkirk – Lee Smith
>The Shape of Water – Sidney Wolinsky
>Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri – Jon Gregory

seems that the british still confuse Best Editing and Most Editing not to mention wtf is BR2049 there when it was 45 minutes too long

Will Britcuck feminism ever circle around to a point where Thatcher gets re-invented as a stronk womyn?

>Best Original Score: Alexandre Desplat, "The Shape of Water"
It's good, but I prefered Phantom Thread's desu.

why?

Doubt it. When Arlene Foster tried to play the feminism card, she was publicly laughed at

cause it's shit?

too many white men for you?

No patriotism allowed, it's racist.
Also, it's shit anyway and shouldn't win.

>3 billboards is british but Dunkirk isnt
wtf BAFTAS

Best doc
>City of Ghosts – Matthew Heineman
WINS I Am Not Your Negro – Raoul Peck
>Icarus – Bryan Fogel and Dan Cogan
>An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power – >Bonni Cohen and Jon Shenk
>Jane – Brett Morgen

>It's not even hosted by Stephen Fry.
Christ, what's the point?

Three Billboards fucking sucked

Dunkirk is going to win Best Pic
wanna bet?

How many of these shit awards ceremonies do they need? they're all the fucking same, hopefully a muslim blows them up or some shit

This is what I think will win the important categories (not necessarily what I want to win). If dubs I am completely correct and 100% of these will come true.

Best Film:
Call Me By Your Name

Animated:
Coco

Director:
Nolan

Original Screenplay:
Get Out

Adapted Screenplay:
Call Me By Your Name

Actress:
Robbie Rotten

Actor:
Gary

Supporting Actress:
Octavia Spencer

Supporting Actor:
Sam Rockwell

Cinematography:
BR 2049

Editing:
Dunkirk

Visual Effects:
BR 2049

Sound:
Dunkirk

Probably for the best. He'd end up defending Spacey or tell the truth about how willing the actresses were to sleep around for roles.

reroll. that didn't count

Don't worry mate, I got this.

Best Film Not in the English Language: "The Handmaiden"

Best Adapted Screenplay: "Call Me by Your Name"

Best Supporting Actor: Sam Rockwell, "Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri"

Let me lend a hand

lol

>Best Film Not in the English Language: "The Handmaiden"
That's such bullshit since it came out in 2016. It was a great film, don't get me wrong, but it should have won last year.
On Body and Soul deserved to win this year

The Saleman and Elle were also nominated
The UK is just sloooooooooow releasing films

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Best Special Visual Effects: "Blade Runner 2049"

Best Production Design: "The Shape of Water"

it counts. these predictions better come true

How much chaos does me get an exalt?

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Outstanding Debut: "I Am Not a Witch"

90 chaos for 1 ex in abyss sc
52 chaos for 1 ex in abyss hc
i dont know why you're asking in this thread though

>Best Special Visual Effects: "Blade Runner 2049"
Well deserved. Based.
>Best Production Design: "The Shape of Water"
Jesus christ... well if it had to win something I guess...

Is anyone else annoyed that there's no buildup? (gossip mags don't count)
Why is there no red carpet event? No one cares about Call the Midwife

>not wanting to find out whether or not Trixie is able to overcome her alcoholism or if Nurse Crane gets with the new police constable
baka

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Best Supporting Actress: Allison Janney, "I, Tonya"

Best Sound Dunkirk

Some day I’m going to win a BAFTA lads

It’s the only thought that stops me from ending it now

As long as its not Zimmer shit

oh hot is she pregnant?

no shes just bulking

niggers

Remember NO spoilers.

me too guys

This please, no spoilers, I want to talk about it with you guys without knowing everything beforehand

Why isn't it live? Fuck's sake

Me!

It'll be a glorious shitshow. They went full diversity quota retard.
This is the UK entertainment industry setting itself on fire.

Any streaming links, Britbros?

fuck brumf ya heardd

>time's up Theresa

lmao, what does she have to do with this

i love anyone

Non-brits can use tvcatchup for a stream.

non-Brits should fuck off.

>yanks don't have the glorious iplayer at their disposal, so they have to use shitty phishing websites for streams.

Kek this intro is pretty good reminds me of the This Week ones with Andrew Neil

Tvcatchup is actually faster than iplayer.

Fry may be a luvvee himself but at his best he cuts through bullshit and pomposity like a katana.

BLOATMAXX

IT'S STARTED
And that pedo fuck \fry isn't hosting

IT'S STARTING

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

In the words of Alan Partridge,
"So ruddy bloody brave"

*shits on trump but does it with verbosity*

>wow what a genius I love QI, hey jamal pass me another soypop would ya? Cheers lad

>muh black dresses

even the actors themselves don't care about the fucking Baftas

and BR2049 isn't up for best film here either I see, sad really. at least the baftas didn't let Moonlight win best movie last year

>still a lot of integrity connected with the baftas
OSCARS BTFO

Sersh

All this filler talk they obviously don't have a fave movie from the last year

Headphones or power brick connected to her phone.

Only because the UK has more stringent injunction laws

bbc really are pushing sigrid

D E G E N E R A C Y

Aren't they normal.black dresses though?

It's like men wearing tuxedos and saying it's a protest

>yay fish-person romantic dancing, we need more of that
said no one ever
Del Toro doesn't count

GAY

WE COMFY NOW LADS

lmao

how long before the first mention of muh #metoo?

>fish monsters have gfs
>I don't

"The words "Cinema" and "British" are a contradiction in terms." - Francois Truffaut

Truffaut was a hack

How dare she not wear Black to support the sisterhood.

Women usually wear bright colours to awards ceremonies.

damn, some balding cuck gets to shag THAT?

Has Guillermo even turned up?

A British film is a TV show made in widescreen, user.

Does this make anyone else physically sick

Used to love these award shows but now it's so fucking gross to watch

Based Willem Defoe pretending to give a shit.

>get to host the baftas
>forced to wear a fucking black tarp because of a fad social movement

There it is

BINGO

BINGO

BINGO

BINGO

BINGO

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>MUH #TIMESUP ALREADY
great awards show

Would nail Lumley tbqh lads idgaf

based Cranston

Gary Oldman as Wonder Woman??

What did i miss

If he actually said that then he's an odd character as he idolised Hitchcock - his favourite director, even.

Gary "With Jews, you lose" Oldman

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we're doing well, good start

Kate's aged

Frances Mcdormand is so fucking haggard she shouldn't be filmed in HD

these jokes are falling flat

Fucking hell these jokes are falling flat.

How do we stop America lads

We should all be forced to speak Welsh to avoid their pernicious culture seeping into every facet of ours, no matter how misplaced

I fucking hate this shit

Why are the BAFTAS such pretentious shite?

Yikes

PARKING PATAWEYO
PARKING PATAWEYO
PARKING PATAWEYO
AND HIS BLACK AND WHITE CAT-AWEYO

The jokes were never good.

updated

Lumley is an awful anchor, they should have just played it safe and had Dermot do it.

Gary Numan is slightly older than Gary Oldman

HOLY SHIT

THAT FUCKING SILENCE AT THE DEAD FUCKING GET OUT JOKE

CRINGEEEEEEEE

>DDL with the bald cut

>muh Jolie dicksucking

It's still true.

>hardest working in Hollywood

Based on fucking what.

Fry was always good with jokes.

>ANNET BENNING

it's the shitty script more than anything

nothing
Actors lost the right to be considered hard working when the SAG union came into existence

Hugh Grant is turning into a top dad.

frances mcdormand looked so fucking bored

All this love for Blade Runner comfy desu

What a fucking awful 12 months for film.

God this is fucking shit

God's Own Country was such utter shite

Reminder that Wonder Woman was an awful piece of shit.

>Jlaw

oh boy....

Fuck this gay shit.

>comparing a bunch of LARPing Twitter posters and privileged LARPing celebs who spent all their time sleeping their way to the top and now are conveniently coming out to claim how abused they were with the Suffragettes who fucking went around rioting and throwing themselves in front of cars and horses to get women the vote

lmao top top kek

>hottest woman in hollywood
Her hair looks greasy as fuck christ almighty

>hottest actress in the planet

Not anymore lmao. No more sending cheeky pics to Harvey for roles.

>Stephen Fry removed from hosting
>worried that when his story comes out they would've had a serial child rapist host an awards ceremony in the era of metoo

Holy shit, he's going down

>Jennifer Lawrence

This whole pretentious charade feels pretty pathetic desu

All these suits and makeup and big actors yet feels so unclassy

Post British Pepes.

#truth
No idea how it's praised

C H A D D I N G T O N

What the FUCK is that on the left

Wow, J Law really phoned that in.Painfully unenthusiastic.

3 Billboards is a British movie??

Wow MacBeth looks a little... swarthy

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we wuz MACBETH an shiet

the funniest, most attractive female comedian

>that three billboards clip
YASSSSS QUEEN

>lady macbeth
Phwoaaaaaar she is cute

IM ACTING IM ACTING IM ACTING IM ACTING IM ACTING IM ACTING IM ACTING IM ACTING IM ACTING IM ACTING

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It's patting yourself on the back for doing the most utterly horseshit job in the world, because getting millions for doing FUCK ALL clearly wasn't enough, and then to make it worse they take up valuable broadcasting time to show the world how great they are

It's unedifying to the extreme

>Joel Coen surrounded by all these plebs

In the same way that Black Panther is an American film, yes

Macblacked

I wonder how he feels about that guy doing a cheap imitation of him and cucking his wife

Bore off you monotonous drip.

Shut the fuck up

the mistake was going for #metoo instead of #timesup

based Film4
ft.com/content/7dffe7b8-123b-11e8-940e-08320fc2a277

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WOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWO

CHECK HER OUT TONIGHT LADS

>rising star award

Chances of this going to a white guy?

>God's Own Country
>Young farmer Johnny Saxby numbs his daily frustrations with binge drinking and casual sex, until the arrival of a Romanian migrant worker for lambing season ignites an intense relationship that sets Johnny on a new path.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THANKS FOR THE DIVERSITY QUOTA BFI, LMAOOOOO

It's the fact that it's pre recorded and all these things have been selectively edited now, the pre written award speeches and reading the teleprompters for jokes

Margot is the hottest actress in hollywood, prove me wrong

It's genuinely terrible. Nothing to do with it being about gay people. But also, there is a copious amount of explicit gay sex

Why did they show Kick-Ass 2 for kaluuya??

FLORENCE A CUTEEEE

>claims to be 27
>looks 37

Is my boy Timothee there? Did he win the Rising Star Award?

BBC BBC BBC
BBC BBC BBC
BBC BBC BBC

>prove me wrong
I mean just look at her. USE YOUR EYES

>it's pre recorded

wow, interest completely lost

>we love women
>NO NOT HER

Will fag movies become award show staples now?

>all these whites
>all these literal who women
>actually using Dear White People in a show reel

B L A C K E D

Who dis?

>no kisses from Margot

Hmmmmm.

obvious he was going to win but hes a decent actor so probably deserves it anyway

How could a blind person make a post on Cred Forums?

>not timmy

surprising LITERALLY nobody

here comes the kangz speech

I liked him in that Black Mirror episode in series 1.

how can brits compete?

Josephine Skriver

I'm glad they're making it more diverse and addressing sexism in the industry. Stay mad alt-cucks, no-one likes you.

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Looooool he's a bit cockney?

Thanks

>more nogs

I'm out lads, night

WE NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMS INNIT BLUD

cringe

Generic choice for hottest actress in hollywood. Learn to think for yourself

This is fucking obnoxious.

"Now, let me introduce an actress who is so hideous, even Harvey Weinstein said "No thanks, I'll wank on the pot plant instead" when she approached him..."

Get Out guy seems pretty chill desu, I've noticed he's stayed away from all this PC bullshit unlike that faggot Boyega

THAT'S RIGHT!

>3 Billboards
>Frances Macdormand
>Gary Oldman
>Sam Rockwell
>Alison Janney
>Del Taco

There you go, you don't have to watch it anymore

L E V E L S

>woman
>alien robot
pick one

>no mention of diversity or racism or SJW shit
Cred Forums will still complain

did he thank the award?

Absolute madman. Based.

>making fun of the alt right while using alt right epithets like "cuck"

Shout out to Kritch

Based Orlando

GOOGOOUMBATTARAH

Orlando what are you doing here. It's not 2004.

SKYEEEA

Look at this beautiful british black women compared to the 56% americans

>level

Oh shut the fuck up

I just have a tab open to change over when Deakins and Del Taco's give their speeches

We could be doing better

>"we break all the rules"

Daniel seems pretty cool, he deserved the award desu

what did he mean by this?

>black
she's practically the same colour as orlando

is that the sexism of women being in roles they aren't good enough for by using their bodies?

i agree, that sexism needs to end

What is based about him? He's fucking dreadful.

SKRAAAAAAA PAPPAPAPAPAPPA

>race is skin deep

noise levels, he was trying not to shout too loud from exciement

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>HBC kissing his shoulder

Kek

she talks like a middle class white woman

Do you think if actors ceased to exists they'd be missed?

CHADDINGTON

this looks pretty fun desu

It's just some of his cockney mixing into the grime slang shit you get me famalamamama

>And now to present the Best Food Kino Sponsored by Subway™ please welcome Jonah Hill and his gorgeous wife

Want to watch Paddington 2 tbqh.

>randroid thinks who gets hired is anything to do with who's best for the job

Anyway, I hope its not as bad in Britain, there are a lot of normal looking people on Brit TV, so maybe the sexism is localized to America.

and?

>gay movie written by old Hollywood jew
Suprise: 0%

call me by your name was overrated
the writing was the most overrated part

Timothee is such a fuckin' lad.

she looks white, she talks white, explain how she's a nigger

Rachel Weisz looking nice

His huge delicious uncut cock and slammin bod

ivory is jewish name?

>shoved off the stage

the other options were quite trash desu

Iannucci, really?
Sorkin drivel, no thx

She always is IMO.

Exactly she's a proper woman not some hood rat ghetto negress

>huge delicious uncut cock
It was an acorn

did he win?

who the fuck is this presenter? where's my lad Fry

too male

Damn Paddington looks so fucking comfy need to watch it now tbqh

What kind of name is "Blue Peter"?

Florida Project was comfy af
Fry's a pedo m8

NEW

I don't think he's actually Jewish, but he's been working in Hollywood for a very long time and got Oscar nominations since the 80s, naturally the Jews would give him an Honorary Award this year.

The elderly screenwriter for Call Me By Your Name won Best Adapted Screenplay and Timothee assisted him getting up the stairs

>three whatevers

wtf does "talks white" mean?
and she's literally black just look at her skin and nose

> _______ united, we'll never be _______
Soros chant

isn't Timothee nominated too?

Rebecca Ferguson is a literal goddess.

No one ever talks about the pot plant.

Blade Runner 2049 better fucking win cinematography

>shits on trump
*drops monocle*

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