Laura Palmer died five days from today almost thirty years ago, say something nice to her

Laura Palmer died five days from today almost thirty years ago, say something nice to her.

You were a slut, Laura. I'm so glad you died.

Why didn't you just wait 5 days?

WASH YOUR HANDS

whore

couldn't wait 5 days could you, you impatient child

One every day for the next ten days

She did not die
She did not die

Will there actually be an RIP thread in 5 days? I figured no one would give a shit regardless

>he thinks Cooper undid her murder
But, if so, he never came to Twin Peaks in the first place, therefore he could not undo it

Those scenes in Season 3 where people would be like "who" when someone else mentioned Laura Palmer really got to me for some reason. I know in the grand scheme of things she was just some ho who got killed as a kid, but man it made me feel to think how forgotten we all are after we're gone.
Laura had a hard life.

LYNCHED

Replace Cooper with this man and what happens?

He would have actually gotten his dick wet with qt murdered highschooler pussy unlike the virgin Coop

Wow thanks for the spoiler asshole

It's going to be spammed over the next 5 days

Nice, I love seeing this cutie on the front page

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the only whore I would be friends with desu

>having bareback sex with your own daughter from the ages of 12 to 17 and ejaculating your hot semen deep into her womb daily
White Americans, everyone.

yeah we do it up right

The Aristocrats!

she looks like she fucks black guys