IF IT'S ALRIGHT

IF IT'S ALRIGHT

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best girl desu

IWANNAKICKITWICHU ALL NIIIGHT

(all night)

She’s so fucking hot.

IF IT'S ALT-RIGHT

what percent white is she on?

you faggots need to stop bullying her, shes the most attractive girl in these commercials and I wanna kick it with her all night

100%

la cretura...

She's a model, user. That means she gets paid to wear stuff because of her looks. She is attractive.

There's something about the way her earlobe is completely attached that irks the shit out of me. It makes me think of that pointy elbow image macro every time.

Ay dios mio, la luz extinguido...

Half the time you can’t discuss a movie on this board without people crying shill, yet this Apple commercial gets posted daily without a hint of irony.

Really makes you think

I lover her

She looks like Elliot Rodger

ITT: Bronies.

Apple has the best operating system

Lol get a load of this soyboy cuck pretending to be a big boy on the internet

I was convinced that was a man when I saw this commercial

fag

la maldita criatura de lo desconocido

dios mio es el diablo...

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I wish I was an ambiguously ethnic hot girl living in California

me too user

the little head wag she does...

hot and qt at the same time, how ?!?

what is that paino riff a sample of, because theres no way they came up with that catchy shit.

Cuz she appears a total innocent qt but you JUST KNOW she can suck a mean dick.

She could be prime waifu material

Do you think she browses 4chin?
instagram.com/p/BVnZe4fFQ1W/

holy shit she looks 40 in there

She's white my man.

Thank you for this. These always make me laugh like an idiot

do they?

BREHS what the FUCK is wrong with America? they publish propaganda about literal mutants implying that is a good thing

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Elliot Rodger would make a hot woman desu

God these women are so hot. And the internet is abuzz talking about them. Apple knows exactly how to sell products.

For America

THEN YOU'RE ALL WRONG

It's entirely possible she's posted and got btfo when she started replying like a roastie

El ogro de las americas

Would it have been racist to color in some of those little cartoon characters?

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but the succc

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She probably has a strong bj game desu

This is what Cred Forums is obsessed with?

Look Dutch or Finnish to me

Disappointing innit?

Now that is a soft looking bun

>This is how america will look like in 2015 and its beautiful

I want an iPhone X now

Fuck off commie.

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Please sit on my face

Based

el americano deformado con complexione cappucino...

Dios mio...

When a CGI unicorn looks more human than a Genetic Abomination

Ugly

La atrocidad

>IF IT'S ALRIGHT
>I'LL FUCK JAMAL INSTEAD OF YOU TONIGHT

What did she mean by this?

Shame

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kek

Judge is based.

>Cred Forums
No. Should be /fit/ or /biz/. Cred Forums is not in the family and thus eternally buttblasted which is why they shit up the board with threads like this.

el abominicido...

based. alt-wrongers btfo

All their mothers are probably white, too

Jesus she's fucking disgusting. Thanks I can now get the fucking commercial out of my head for good.

wwhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Noooo NOOOO
wwwhhhhhrrrrrrrrr
STTTOPPPP
wwhhhhhrrrrrrr
AAAARRRGGHHH

This is very unsettling.

THIS 100%

reminder you can unlock someones phone with faceID by literally just holding a photo of their face up to it lmao

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Correct, at least for the Ball family. Strange how normal looking the kids were before puberty (and everything that comes with it) hit them.

Don't give a fuck, i like freckles.

based

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African skulls are objectively fucking ugly. Dark skin helps hide it and light skin highlights the geometry.

this

el perfilo horroroso...

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>punching someone for having scientifically-literal political beliefs
Literally why?

Thread over

literally my commercialfu

>scientifically-literal political beliefs

Based

Normie

Wow, more people agree with this then disagree. On Cred Forums. My safe space is literally ruined by normies. REEEE- ah what's the fucking point.

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>People will literally buy a phone for £900 for a gimmick like this

Fuck the world

How do I get a goblina gf

I was looking at her instagram and her boyfriend's instagram. I don't understand how they have so much money to afford their lifestyle. They look old enough to be not leeching of their parents. Do people throw money at you for just looking good? How is it even sustainable?

nice

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Holy fuck kys

damn white elliot is a chad, good he wasn't alive when this app came out, would have enraged him more.

SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
IS THIS A FUCKING MEME EVERY TIME THIS THREAD GETS POSTED YOU FAGGOTS SAY SHE'S ATTRACTIVE
SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN A FUCKING MAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dios mio...
por favor alejes el goblino maldito
liberarnos a todos del ogro de las americas
que la lux extinguido nunca este sobre nostros
Amen

>do people throw money at you just for looking good

lol society is built on that premise

whats her pussy taste like

True, he might of doubled his pitiful score.

Remember: Down the road, not across the street.

Fishy coins

Ear lobes being attached is a typical Jewish trait. It is uncommon in Europeans.

THIS REDDITOR IS SO BASED

Easy way to spot a reptilian flesh suit. With the cheaper models they don't bother with smaller details like that.

Is that thing human?

like this? vocaroo.com/i/s0tDxUrO3OGc

how much does apple pay you to make these shitty threads?

It's too late hermano

Most models aren't really that attractive without make up and editing. They all have what talent agencies look for are distinct faces for advertisers.

Your commercialfu a shit, literally

sulfur

Uma delícia...

>tries to hide big ass with hands
>realizes she's just drawing more attention to it and stops

is sammy sosa white?

>that white Elliott

WOTSA COMPUTA

>women humor

>try to make the call that saves Europe
>Apple FaceID can't detect your face as human

Can I get a quick rundown on these guys?

Is that bruno mars?

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% ofDNAediting research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Who's head is that on Chloe's body?

"girl"

Aaron Judge is a good Christian man, thank you.

Aaron Judge was abandoned as a baby and was adopted by two white parents (I believe they are infertile) and no one knows the real parents.

Always has been, always will be...

Thanks, user.

WOT IF A COMPUTAH DIDN HAV A KEYBOAD AND IT COST 900000 QUID

Is this true?

What's a computer?

>mfw that pic

what is wrong with their eyebrows? that cut out piece?

Why does the cartoon cat care?

white women are dumb cunts tbqh

thinking the exact same thing

>no argument to be found
All alt-right views are founded on scientific reality.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ye ye

>I have never seen a woman without 10 layers of makeup before: the post

Every woman I have seen from Sweden always look part Asian

Will you quit with this stupid meme?

Not her, dude

PROPER MAD INNIT

When americans stop looking like something from Sauruman breeding pits.

His fucking black soulless eyes give me the heebie jeebies.

based

I think we look alright

Says the Eurotrash who's continent is less than 56% white

This is exactly the sort of retarded nonsense that Americans unironically believe that started the 56% meme

Wew

>ash wednesday mark
>transitions lenses
>gay joysticks
>2 tshirts one of which is stretched out
>disgusting stained hoodie
>likely reeks of cumin and pinto beans
>dull vacant eyes
>hair slicked back with dollar store hair gel
gas all of them

I thought it was Cred Forums divide and conquer crap

It was a natural response to American obsession with race and projecting their weird racial psychosis onto Europe

man

Por San Pablo y los apóstoles... protégenos..

You realize Europe is now getting 500,000 "refugees" every 3 months for the last 2 years, right?

El Ogre

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your face is a propaganda poster?

Furry?

>says that attractive biological female looks like a man and would not fuck
>thinks that fucking a trap isn't gay because they "look like a girl"

wew lad, that's some closet you live in

You got the frustrated incel meme wrong. You're supposed to say that women have "caked on" "ten pounds of makeup"

>t. roastie

Are you denying that you faggots trot out that exact same tired phrase almost every single time?

cry more my dude

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Based.

I wanna kick it wicher all night, if yanowadameen family

Yup, roastie, definitely a roastie

Some other user said they do that to make it look like they have a scar there, which triggers girls into thinking they're more masculine. Probably all bullshit but there it is

Cred Forums will never recover from this

el maldito demonio infernal.

dios mio ayudame

I could post a timestamped picture of my cock, if you want. But you'll be admitting that you're gay and that you wanna see my dick.

do people really enjoy these? they all feel very preachy. I get it, I just don't find them funny. before anyone says soyboy or whatever I got drunk alone the other night and watched a bunch of hitler videos

Who is she? Sauce please?

I have legitimately never seen this commercial

holy shit. amerimutt is real.

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more like
>these capeshit movies star niggers?? LITERALLY white genocide!
>lol what a triggered faggot
>s-shut up commie!

what's wrong with her neck?

>blonde white woman
Every. Fucking. Time.

This is confirmation bias. Same goes for people that pick out very attractive mixed race people and say that all mixed people are beautiful.

>not white
>also not doing the soy face
hmmm.......

>religion = skin color
Jazz pls

Based

Muslim = 99% non-white

And that's a good thing

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No

That volleyball chick from Kazakhstan is a Muslim and she ain't a sandnigger.

mysterymeat.jpg

HOLY FUCKING BASED

Cringe

fucking kino

Imagine the smell...

Soap probably, looks clean.

uma delicia

post more fagit

Is that Brittany Venti?

Can i get a run down on what this is?

Be careful not to break your wrist.

>jumping on the bandwagon 8 hours late

The company formerly known as Apple Computer pandering its best selling product and banking its entire repututation on fickle, identity politic narcissist Millennial generation consumers for its identity and brand recognition. How a good company goes tits up eventually. In this case, literally.

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low-hanging bait

check'd and kek'd

Ah....

_/\(o_O)/\_

freckles are literally the only thing even remotely attractive about her

>your time is over, old man

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Is that little guy throwing a coin into the San Francisco Bay, with the Golden Gate Bridge in the background.

It's an early emoji of Steve Jobs going to San Francisco and hoping one day of starting a computer company.

Ah...

i wanna suck on her cute little nips UwU

not to burst everyone's bubble, but people look much, much better when photographed professionally. I dated a girl once who was a photographer and even she managed to look my ugly mug look good with the right exposure and contrast.

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>to look my ugly mug look good

Could she make your mental retardation less noticeable?

Am i being memed? These girls are average at best and there's nothing even remotely hot about their acting.

*most women aren't really that attractive without make up

>face
>not feels
Newfag

>Cuckold alert

wow this thread is still up?

great reply thanks

Are we supposed to hate his? I actually really like this commercial

OH NO NO

ding ding ding!

underrated

OY
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How much does Apple pay you to shill this here motherfucker

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