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Baftas - Thread 2
FRY IS A BIT OF A SLEAZE
early but sure
bingo so far
been watching for 15 minutes, it's praise a nigger: the show
fucks sake
First for Karen looking FINEEEEEE tonight
based BAFTAs telling plummer to fuck off
Good for Sam. Always underrated af as an actor.
Sam Rockwell is 49. I thought he was much younger.
Defoe SEETHING
was it alan?
Before the Golden Globes I swear Willam Dafoe was considered the front-runner. What the fuck happened? He is still the most deserving imo
no chance Dafoe can actually get a fucking award on this fucking Earth, is there?
His hair is well covered
Definitely JUST underneath
Eh?
holy fuck this is pathetic, even the men are flagellating themselves
>talks about women
>makes tit cupping gesture
Why did they miss him out of the in memorial montage???????
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE BAR KEK
What's wrong with her face?
>see Alan Rickman at the bar
What did he mean by this?
it was assumed plummer would win because of the spacey thing
/OUR GIRL/
who. the fuck. is this. dumpster granny.
BASED toby
She had the same makeup artist who did BLACKEDRAW
>BLADE RUNNER KEKED AGAIN
wew
Because he isn't dead?
Dennis Gassner is unironically the most talented and influential guy there
Everybody else will be forgotten in a decade
Based Toby
The Shape of Suck My Balls
how can such cheese possibly get so much hype and awards
tbf the set design was shit
Transitioning straight into a MILF desu
>thank you sony
what the fuck is he wearing
>Dunkirk not even winning technical awards
J U S T
I know Nolan gets a lot of shit - I'm not a big fan either - but he's clearly on the outside looking in on all these awards. They'll probably give him an honorary award when he's 70.
I thought the dude with the glasses was Dr. Jacoby in the long shot
hurry up on the fucking stage, you twats
this guy looks strangely jewish
This guy is fucking coked out of his mind hahah
it must be the release date surely
>award for Outstanding Contributions to Memery
This is fucking awful but I know it'll still be better than the Oscars.
Best Extras Award
karen looks like shit
Karen literally looks like she's about to.go on the set of Blacked any minute
Assumed by whom? Sam has been favourite to mop up all these awards.
>after a joke the camera cuts to tommy lee jones
seriously, my dude, it's sad that you're only half joking. stop with the blacked shit. porn is gross.
>that manlet
>tfw only 5'11
They keep pairing tall ladies with short men, it's quite cruel.
>"And for best visual effects....."
The deer in Three Billboards!!
...
that was a shit joke
>that shit dunkirk effect
what was meant by this?
>Dunkirk's effects are just removal of the physical props
Nolan is a good lad, even if I don't like his movies.
what is bafta?
Fuck off Jen
long "movie"
WE DID IT LADS
B L A D E
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Ridley looking like miserable old fuck as usual
ah-bloo-bloo
Thank god it wasn't star wars
The "effects" were only shit because most of it was practical.
FUCKINF FINALLYLYTYTTTTTTTT
A farting sound
i would overdose on that mush :))))))))
Villneuve looks autistic
Is she on drugs? Looks like a Xanax face
>Cred Forums runner
wew
degenerate
Villeneuve's wife is a hottie
Denis looks like he is on GOMAD+SS tonight tbqh
How many of these were for Harvey?
...
Dennis looked really happy. That's nice
wait his name is prononuced dennee
fuck i thought it rhymed with penis
WEW LADS
FUCKING WEW
JUST FUCK ME NOW
PLEASE CLAP FOR EQUALITY
no......
>zero claps
kek
Lily James!
:3
god damn
He has a director nomination
hnng
>standing up for justice and equality
faggot
this is rape
what's the point of wearing "black"?
Lily James is unfairly hot
I work with a 17 year old who looks like her and that makes it even worse
gimmicks
i am a "witch"
>the real wakanda
Everything below the neck is fine. Above the neck is toxic.
Anyone else think Emily Browning and Gemma Arteton are near on identical?I was sure it was Emily Browning when they zoomed in on her in the crowd.
Did that black kid have a t-shirt on that has #bootycall written on it?
That boxing film looks pretty good desu
Wearing black = wanting to be blacked
Florence Pugh in Lady Macbeth looks so fucking hot
Can't wait until next year when the BAFTAs ban British people from winning awards.
Ugly Islanders btfo.
The Goose skipping another award ceremony so he can shitpost on Cred Forums instead
how much longer is this? another hour?
W E
E
it's a silent nod to greg lansky
>tfw next year movies lik Dunkirk and Darkest Hour won't be eligible
What will the English do without their period awards b8 industry?
you can't prove it
HURRY UP ON THE FOKIN STAGE
yes
kek
...
she is literally orange
CAR CRASH
Yh looks interesting pretty down to earth style of film.
Has Ian McShane and Michael Smiley in it as well as 100%RT
YEAH YOU COME A LONG WAY
they were awkward
If Dunkirk had been released a year later it literally wouldn't even be eligible.
He's an outmoded dinosaur.
...
>The Goose
I immediately thought of this guy.
Literally a car advert
what did they mean by that?
this is painfully unfunny
what
Well it is on the BBC after all
Why is Bryan Cranston still a thing?
They could be. The criteria are easy as fuck to meet. One of them is just having the setting be an underrepresented area. So basically anything outside of London, or Manchester counts. And then for the accessibility or cast criteria just have the catering staff be minorities, show it at a festival with good accessibility and hand out some tickets to poor schoolkids.
fucking hell
can't take ur eyes off it tho
haha men are obedient get it???
Fuck white men
what ethnicity is that?
Wtf was that? Fever dream shit
based bryan having no idea what he's talking about
HOLY SHIT BRYAN PLEASE STOP
yeah being british is pretty funny
THIS IS SO UNFUNNY
Bryan letting Americans down. Shut up dude
haha lmao britain
wat
the
fuk
Cranston downed a bottle of Bells to deal with this shitshow and it's backfired badly.
Half jewish Cranston
gary oldman looked so embarrassed for him
Does Allison Janney do it for free?
This "manly" woman is ghastly
she knew
HAHAHAHAHA THE STATE OF HER
what do you call what "she's" wearing?
Fuck Janney and that scene chewing.
What did Crantson do I was taking a shit
nancy kerrigan SEETHING
>Allison Janney has a bafta
How salty is Anna Faris right now?
Best Picture nominees need to have 30 per cent of on screen characters to be positive portrayals of black people.
The other nominations will still be open. But Best Picture will shut out films like Dunkirk and Darkest Hour.
why is she wearing paldrons?
This is lies.
Saggy Cokedust
nearly over lads
>inb4 shitposting about these musicians
these darkies are honorary whites honestly
ooga, booga, bunga, the mason family!
>when u goin to an awards show at 2 but you have to fight the forces of Mordor at 5
Source??
>Johann died
wtf?!
This is still Britain. Even though it's an SJWfest i'm not sure they'll overlook Dunkirk that easily.
fuck you
he killed himself after denis was too dishonest for his score and went to hans zimmer for the capeshit audience
You didn't hear? It just happened this week
The post was lies.
I didn't know michael ballhaus that guy died
DUDE BILL PAXTON IS DEAD WTF
BILL PULLMAN DIED?
bill paxton was murdered
rip terry marsh
SAM SHEPARD MOVED ON?
>jerry lewis is dead
Great, now we can look forward to Day the Clown Cried kino
I know, meant to quote the post you quoted.
23 March 2019
Literally 90% of those people were middle-aged, what the fuck?
STREAM WHERE?!?
Roger Moore died?
harry dean stanton :(
>What did Crantson do I was taking a shit
Just made some really bad jokes about Britain which everybody was cringing at
still remember Poulter from the shit he did on CBBC, hilarious to see him be a proper actor now
There is something about Will Poulter which I don't like
SURELY Dunkirk will win for sound.
Dunkirk should win
his face is fucking retarded it might be that
ha yeah i remember him from a weird bbc 3 sketch show, can't even remember what it was called now.
Just Google it for 2019. Lots of articles and the BFI criteria.
For Best Picture and Best Debut awards you need to fulfill their diversity mandate infront of AND behind the camera.
I was wrong though - it doesn't have to be black people. It can be women, homosexuals or cripples. Thus I think Darkest Hour would be fine. Just not Dunkino.
DUNKIRK
NOLAN DID IT
>adolf hitler
>Author / Artist
I remember him from School of Comedy
good times
>"Watching movies on a tiny Ipad"
It's such a sadness
Nolan gets a pity award. Sad.
Deserved. Anything else would be a fucking shame.
Fucking kek did the sound guy for Dunkirk just show Nolan a totem?
CRINGE
Is Dunkirk coming out to a Blade Runner song??
thanks senpai
hilarious
Phantom Thread deserved it but whatever
This "Best Picture nominees need to have 30 per cent of on screen characters to be positive portrayals of black people." is bullshit do you understand? You're misunderstanding what the policy is
>sonically weave
>this was my 207th film
>*waits for applause*
hilarious. sound design was odious in Dunkek
why did he think his "children"?
Deakins wins Best Cinematography for BR2049, fuck off.
yeah what a doofus
Presumably because he likes and values them?
he actually did it
I remember Matt Smith(doctor who) from some PSHE classes about drugs in school in those little info dramas
MILF
Hoult is a chad now, damn
About a Boy is a fucking quality film tbqh.
do you have some sort of developmental disorder?
As of next year a film like Dunkirk would no longer be eligible.
Scroll down and you can find the diversity standards checklist.
Dunkirk has no way of meeting those.
Rachel Weisz looking nice
REMINDER that Hoult is an uber chad who fucked and dumped Jlaw and Kstew among others
Yes.
somebody needs to be put into concrete for this
killings when
Why are you constantly misrepresenting what the article states, you sinister cunt?
Right. It can be disabled people too.
tony and posh kenneth from skins are there
crazy how many stars came from that show
Rachel Weisz is the best looking tonight.
who was she in About A Boy? she fit older girl?
this is the first clip of get out ive seen
looks like a joke
Three billboards script was so bad she didn't even read the lines right
there should be a best white man award.
Holy fuck Three Billboards looks insufferable
They really like that car bit from ladybird don't they?
His teeth are still JUST
>tripfag has shit taste
what a surprise
>be a man
>wear a time's up badge
Hoult has come a long way. In 5 years he'll be a Bond candidate.
Hugh Grant's love interest you silly sod.
WHERES THE BINGO CHART SO FAR?
>black comedy
Looks like a joke????
LANGUAGE
no hes righr it looks dogshit
>look at me I'm swearing!
Fuck off back into obscurity m8.
Why are you flat out refusing to accept reality?
Again, scroll down, open the fucking PDF
Dunkirk can't meet those standards.
Even if you exclude the on screen portion, it can't meet the other three standards.
The absolute state of her
nah, too awkward
but definitely an oscar within ten
off the charts
>my pleasure
yeah no
MOMMY
let me rephrase it looks like garbage
I haven't seen the movie, but that clip is ideological pandering of the highest order.
yeah get out daniel
MEN BTFO
why is kaluuya even nominated in the best actor category. It wasn't a particularly demanding role and I guess he was OK?
actually pretty weak
we're missing specific marks
>This literal who
Hoping for Daniel Day Lewis.
FUCK MEN
>tune in 5 minutes ago
>its immediately insufferable
how the hell do you people watch this from start to finish?
ayy
because political message
a black man better win this
Jamie Bell is always good. Easily one of britain's best actors.
Lets see - onscreen talent has to be "encouraging" portrayals of blacks, women, gays or the disabled. Senior crew has to be the above AND the film has to appeal to underrepresented audiences.
Tell me how Dunkino can make that criteria.
i forgot how unbelievably KEKOLDED britain is
it's like a train crash i can't look away
>it's the year of TIMES UP™™
OLDMAN BESTMAN
HAHA LOL BASED SELMA SPIC
literally the token nomination
>saying "the me too year" doesnt count for #metoo
GOT EEEM
legit could be Bond if he bulked up
THE WHITE MAN WINS AGAIN
This Oldman shit needs to stop. Lewis and Chalamet were far superior.
you're meant to watch it drinking with friends if u watching it seriously, i just have it on in background while doing other shit
Based antisemite
yeah, we are catching up to the us slowly but surely
Read what the article says and what you are saying. you stupid paki bastard
FUCK WHITE MEN
Literally the only funny part tonight and she actually went off script for once
he's fantastic.
how does that joke even make sense
Based Oldman.
Salma what are you doing. Don't make a joke during someone's big moment.
Okay, the McDormand fakeout actually made me laugh.
>mad his twink didn't win
Fucking kill yourself dude.
have the jews forgiven him?
alright, i'll accept that actually
still, we could be doing much better
Oldman deserves it desu but the movie wasn't great
youtu.be
no im american
this is worse, more antagonistic
>how does that joke even make sense
Because fuck men. Women are actors too.
>Kate Mara in the audience
When is that film that she gets naked in coming out, it's been fucking ages.
>Eligible projects must showcase this in two of the following ways, as the BBC reported: On-screen characters and themes, senior roles and crew, industry training and career progression, and audience access and appeal to underrepresented audiences.
READ THE FUCKING CRITERIA, YOU STUPID CUNT.
Too short and too talented to be Bond.
based churchill
because McDormand looks like a man
Can't argue with that.
Utterly disrespectful joke.
oldman fuck off so it can end
>churchill was an honorable man
Stop.
I was barely listening, did he mention "resist" or "hope"?
My favorite American
Salma only has a career because of tits.
why didn't the guy playing atlee get the Oscar??
I have. I'm 100% correct.
Dunkino wouldn't be eligible if it had come out a year later. Probably darkest hour as well.
Why are you mad at ME for stating it?
Pic related. You can get the pdf of the 2014 BFI diversity directives which explain in detail how to meet these criteria.
Can't wait for the wehraboos to start bitching.
Who is that bird beside Jamie Bell?
Because the people who can't get laid are uglies
>all these men wearing their time's up stickers
Good god
>Chiwetel Ejiofor
Guy has a great fucking voice desu
bafta being underhand
AHAHAHA THE DEER
I've read. We can all read what you just greentexted too. Now explain how Dunkirk meets any of those criteria.
"cunt".
yeah never watching any of these holy christ
what the F U C K
Right, firstly it's Outstanding British Film or Outstanding Debut by a British Writer, Director, or Producer, not the Best Picture award.
Secondly, they only have to showcase it in two ways
HAGGARD
she looks deranged
PERMANENT BITCH FACE
...
>three obviouslys outside of course
Well done, Gary!
oh god she's a nutcase
>20%
Calling bullshit on that figure. Maybe 20% have experienced harassment, but there's no way 1 in 5 have experienced sexual assault.
The hypnotism scene basically, and the accent.
>fuck #metoo
Based Francis.
HAHAHA SHE'S NOT IN BLACK
WHO CARES?
does she have cerebral palsy?
>they only have to showcase it in two ways
lmao
im imagining a director holding a clipboard
>ok ok, now we gotta bring in the diversity crew
it would make a great sketch
Nvm its Kate Mara
Literally all you need to do is have programs to get minorities into the company that makes the film.
>tfw disney will shutter fox searchlight
kek she's backpedalling on the black dress thing
to all the yanks watching, this is basically a dry run of the oscars. you'll be getting this shit and much more
did anyone see gemma arterton mention womens harassment and then go onto the award like she'd been told to say it
I cannot wait for the day this SJW virtue signalling madness ends and these fucktards swing from lampposts
Right. And Dunkirk fails on at least three of the four levels. Possibly all 4.
Dunkirk, the most quintessentially British film of the year, wouldn't even be eligible for British Film Of The Year.
That's the level of retarded absurdity you're defending.
These rules are unironically a form of imperialism.
These rich fucks always love trying to influence minorities or others in some way.
Not even Nollywood/Bollywood or anybody else has these stupid fucking rules
What the fuck did Ethan Cohen see in her?
Is Shape of Water the most bizzare award bait movie in history so far?
lol
edgelord
user i don't know if that day was coming
NEW
YEAH RAISE HELL LADIES
BURN DOWN CITY HALL BITCHES WE WON'T BE STOPPED
joel coen always looks unimpressed
>POWER TO THE PEOPLE
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?
If you can't disprove it then it's accurate.
>beehive on her head
lel
I'm not defending anything. I'm challenging you lies, you sinister lying cunt
How does it fail on all 4?
Don't see how it's awards bait tbqh.
mmm black anorexia
wow Stewart can't talk anymore
>smiling Gosling on set
CUTE
one of few girls who can pull off shirt hair
Nope.
2 of 4.
You can have a program that helps promote blacks or cripples.
But you still need to hit one of the other markers.
That means positive onscreen portrayals of blacks or cripples in significant roles and numbers OR senior roles filled by blacks or cripples OR subject matter that appeals to blacks or cripples (according to the BFI instructions this means stories specifically about blacks or cripples and/or set in their communities)
it has all the hallmarks of a stereotypical oscarbait flick except its also a monster movie
why
wyyy
I literally hate Del Toro now.
No it doesn't.
in what way is it not? tbqh
NEW
wow youre right really convinced me
Think how many different companies take part in the magic of a film. Just have a black run catering company, and an fx tan that has a diversity program and hey presto, you've become eligible
Stop being an easily triggered fuckwit
love her
Yes you are. I've stated a simple fact, that Dunkirk wouldn't be eligible for Best British Film Of The Year, and you've sperged out with bizarre ad hominems
>sinister
Da fuq? Get a grip on reality. Why me simply telling you what the BAFTAs are doing had made you lose your shit at ME I don't know. Don't shoot the messenger.
I can't say for certain if it had a specialized program to assist blacks and homosexuals in receiving promotion in the British film industry.
I'm just making an assumption that it didn't since this is a requirement of lottery funding and FUTURE BAFTA nominations. So why would it.
It fails on all the othe three counts.
It does not feature prominent positive onscreen portrayals of blacks or trannies.
The senior crew were not blacks or the disabled.
It's story was not focused on blacks or women.
I NEVER FUCKING MENTIONED DUNKIRK, YOU LYING PAKI TWAT
No you haven't you dumb shit.
Read the fucking criteria.
>triggered
Says the guy literally sperging out and having a tantrum because someone is simply stating what the BAFTAs are doing. Imagine the cognitive dissonance running through your pea brain. You're simultaneously defending (and lying about) the BAFTA criteria, while getting mad that someone is discussing it. Think about how absurd you are, just for a minute.
Are you a mongoloid?
>catering
One, without even having to read the specifics of the fucking criteria, you should know that is not a senior role on a film production. Goddamn you're a stupid cunt.
>Best Picture nominees need to have 30 per cent of on screen characters to be positive portrayals of black people.
So much bullshit. Laughable
We're talking specifically about Dunkirk.
So why are you even entering the conversation?
>so much bullshit
We've just covered it itt.
>laughable
Yes. The BAFTAs and British people are laughable.
This.
It also says Trannies and Cripples count.
How do we know 30 per cent of the soldiers in Dunkino were undiagnosed transgender individuals?!
Cred Forums btfo.
Also all Englishmen are faggots. So it was at least 90% diverse.
>We've just covered it itt.
We've seen you not understanding what BAFTA are doing, then lying about it when it was pointed out you're wrong