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FRY IS A BIT OF A SLEAZE

early but sure
bingo so far

been watching for 15 minutes, it's praise a nigger: the show
fucks sake

First for Karen looking FINEEEEEE tonight

based BAFTAs telling plummer to fuck off

Good for Sam. Always underrated af as an actor.

Sam Rockwell is 49. I thought he was much younger.

Defoe SEETHING

was it alan?

Before the Golden Globes I swear Willam Dafoe was considered the front-runner. What the fuck happened? He is still the most deserving imo

no chance Dafoe can actually get a fucking award on this fucking Earth, is there?

His hair is well covered

Definitely JUST underneath

Eh?

holy fuck this is pathetic, even the men are flagellating themselves

>talks about women
>makes tit cupping gesture

Why did they miss him out of the in memorial montage???????

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE BAR KEK

What's wrong with her face?

>see Alan Rickman at the bar
What did he mean by this?

it was assumed plummer would win because of the spacey thing

/OUR GIRL/

who. the fuck. is this. dumpster granny.

BASED toby

She had the same makeup artist who did BLACKEDRAW

>BLADE RUNNER KEKED AGAIN
wew

Because he isn't dead?

Dennis Gassner is unironically the most talented and influential guy there

Everybody else will be forgotten in a decade

Based Toby

The Shape of Suck My Balls

how can such cheese possibly get so much hype and awards

tbf the set design was shit

Transitioning straight into a MILF desu

>thank you sony

what the fuck is he wearing

>Dunkirk not even winning technical awards

J U S T

I know Nolan gets a lot of shit - I'm not a big fan either - but he's clearly on the outside looking in on all these awards. They'll probably give him an honorary award when he's 70.

I thought the dude with the glasses was Dr. Jacoby in the long shot

hurry up on the fucking stage, you twats

this guy looks strangely jewish

This guy is fucking coked out of his mind hahah

it must be the release date surely

>award for Outstanding Contributions to Memery

This is fucking awful but I know it'll still be better than the Oscars.

Best Extras Award

karen looks like shit

Karen literally looks like she's about to.go on the set of Blacked any minute

Assumed by whom? Sam has been favourite to mop up all these awards.

>after a joke the camera cuts to tommy lee jones

seriously, my dude, it's sad that you're only half joking. stop with the blacked shit. porn is gross.

>that manlet
>tfw only 5'11

They keep pairing tall ladies with short men, it's quite cruel.

>"And for best visual effects....."
The deer in Three Billboards!!

...

that was a shit joke

>that shit dunkirk effect

what was meant by this?

>Dunkirk's effects are just removal of the physical props

Nolan is a good lad, even if I don't like his movies.

what is bafta?

Fuck off Jen

long "movie"

WE DID IT LADS

B L A D E
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R U N N E R
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Ridley looking like miserable old fuck as usual

ah-bloo-bloo

Thank god it wasn't star wars

The "effects" were only shit because most of it was practical.

FUCKINF FINALLYLYTYTTTTTTTT

A farting sound

i would overdose on that mush :))))))))

Villneuve looks autistic

Is she on drugs? Looks like a Xanax face

>Cred Forums runner
wew

degenerate

Villeneuve's wife is a hottie

Denis looks like he is on GOMAD+SS tonight tbqh

How many of these were for Harvey?

...

Dennis looked really happy. That's nice

wait his name is prononuced dennee
fuck i thought it rhymed with penis

WEW LADS
FUCKING WEW
JUST FUCK ME NOW

PLEASE CLAP FOR EQUALITY

no......

>zero claps
kek

Lily James!

:3

god damn

He has a director nomination

hnng

>standing up for justice and equality

faggot

this is rape

what's the point of wearing "black"?

Lily James is unfairly hot
I work with a 17 year old who looks like her and that makes it even worse

gimmicks

i am a "witch"

>the real wakanda

Everything below the neck is fine. Above the neck is toxic.

Anyone else think Emily Browning and Gemma Arteton are near on identical?I was sure it was Emily Browning when they zoomed in on her in the crowd.

Did that black kid have a t-shirt on that has #bootycall written on it?

That boxing film looks pretty good desu

Wearing black = wanting to be blacked

Florence Pugh in Lady Macbeth looks so fucking hot

Can't wait until next year when the BAFTAs ban British people from winning awards.

Ugly Islanders btfo.

The Goose skipping another award ceremony so he can shitpost on Cred Forums instead

how much longer is this? another hour?

W E
E

it's a silent nod to greg lansky

>tfw next year movies lik Dunkirk and Darkest Hour won't be eligible

What will the English do without their period awards b8 industry?

you can't prove it

HURRY UP ON THE FOKIN STAGE

yes

kek

...

she is literally orange

CAR CRASH

Yh looks interesting pretty down to earth style of film.

Has Ian McShane and Michael Smiley in it as well as 100%RT

YEAH YOU COME A LONG WAY

they were awkward

If Dunkirk had been released a year later it literally wouldn't even be eligible.

He's an outmoded dinosaur.

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>The Goose

I immediately thought of this guy.

Literally a car advert

what did they mean by that?

this is painfully unfunny

what

Well it is on the BBC after all

Why is Bryan Cranston still a thing?

They could be. The criteria are easy as fuck to meet. One of them is just having the setting be an underrepresented area. So basically anything outside of London, or Manchester counts. And then for the accessibility or cast criteria just have the catering staff be minorities, show it at a festival with good accessibility and hand out some tickets to poor schoolkids.

fucking hell

can't take ur eyes off it tho

haha men are obedient get it???

Fuck white men

what ethnicity is that?

Wtf was that? Fever dream shit

based bryan having no idea what he's talking about

HOLY SHIT BRYAN PLEASE STOP

yeah being british is pretty funny

THIS IS SO UNFUNNY

Bryan letting Americans down. Shut up dude

haha lmao britain

wat

the

fuk

Cranston downed a bottle of Bells to deal with this shitshow and it's backfired badly.

Half jewish Cranston

gary oldman looked so embarrassed for him

Does Allison Janney do it for free?

This "manly" woman is ghastly

she knew

HAHAHAHAHA THE STATE OF HER

what do you call what "she's" wearing?

Fuck Janney and that scene chewing.

What did Crantson do I was taking a shit

nancy kerrigan SEETHING

>Allison Janney has a bafta
How salty is Anna Faris right now?

Best Picture nominees need to have 30 per cent of on screen characters to be positive portrayals of black people.

The other nominations will still be open. But Best Picture will shut out films like Dunkirk and Darkest Hour.

why is she wearing paldrons?

This is lies.

Saggy Cokedust

nearly over lads

>inb4 shitposting about these musicians

these darkies are honorary whites honestly

ooga, booga, bunga, the mason family!

>when u goin to an awards show at 2 but you have to fight the forces of Mordor at 5

Source??

>Johann died
wtf?!

This is still Britain. Even though it's an SJWfest i'm not sure they'll overlook Dunkirk that easily.

fuck you

he killed himself after denis was too dishonest for his score and went to hans zimmer for the capeshit audience

You didn't hear? It just happened this week

The post was lies.

I didn't know michael ballhaus that guy died

DUDE BILL PAXTON IS DEAD WTF

BILL PULLMAN DIED?

bill paxton was murdered

rip terry marsh

SAM SHEPARD MOVED ON?

>jerry lewis is dead
Great, now we can look forward to Day the Clown Cried kino

I know, meant to quote the post you quoted.

23 March 2019

Literally 90% of those people were middle-aged, what the fuck?

STREAM WHERE?!?

Roger Moore died?

harry dean stanton :(

>What did Crantson do I was taking a shit

Just made some really bad jokes about Britain which everybody was cringing at

still remember Poulter from the shit he did on CBBC, hilarious to see him be a proper actor now

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

There is something about Will Poulter which I don't like

SURELY Dunkirk will win for sound.

Dunkirk should win

his face is fucking retarded it might be that

ha yeah i remember him from a weird bbc 3 sketch show, can't even remember what it was called now.

Just Google it for 2019. Lots of articles and the BFI criteria.

For Best Picture and Best Debut awards you need to fulfill their diversity mandate infront of AND behind the camera.

I was wrong though - it doesn't have to be black people. It can be women, homosexuals or cripples. Thus I think Darkest Hour would be fine. Just not Dunkino.

DUNKIRK
NOLAN DID IT

>adolf hitler
>Author / Artist

I remember him from School of Comedy
good times

>"Watching movies on a tiny Ipad"
It's such a sadness

Nolan gets a pity award. Sad.

Deserved. Anything else would be a fucking shame.

Fucking kek did the sound guy for Dunkirk just show Nolan a totem?

CRINGE

Is Dunkirk coming out to a Blade Runner song??

thanks senpai

hilarious
Phantom Thread deserved it but whatever

This "Best Picture nominees need to have 30 per cent of on screen characters to be positive portrayals of black people." is bullshit do you understand? You're misunderstanding what the policy is

>sonically weave

>this was my 207th film
>*waits for applause*

hilarious. sound design was odious in Dunkek

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

why did he think his "children"?

Deakins wins Best Cinematography for BR2049, fuck off.

yeah what a doofus

Presumably because he likes and values them?

he actually did it

I remember Matt Smith(doctor who) from some PSHE classes about drugs in school in those little info dramas

MILF

Hoult is a chad now, damn

About a Boy is a fucking quality film tbqh.

do you have some sort of developmental disorder?

As of next year a film like Dunkirk would no longer be eligible.

google.com.au/amp/amp.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/12/19/the_bafta_awards_will_exclude_films_that_are_not_diverse_starting_in_2019.html

Scroll down and you can find the diversity standards checklist.

Dunkirk has no way of meeting those.

Rachel Weisz looking nice

REMINDER that Hoult is an uber chad who fucked and dumped Jlaw and Kstew among others

Yes.

somebody needs to be put into concrete for this
killings when

Why are you constantly misrepresenting what the article states, you sinister cunt?

Right. It can be disabled people too.

tony and posh kenneth from skins are there
crazy how many stars came from that show

Rachel Weisz is the best looking tonight.

who was she in About A Boy? she fit older girl?

this is the first clip of get out ive seen
looks like a joke

Three billboards script was so bad she didn't even read the lines right

there should be a best white man award.

Holy fuck Three Billboards looks insufferable

They really like that car bit from ladybird don't they?

His teeth are still JUST

>tripfag has shit taste
what a surprise

>be a man
>wear a time's up badge

Hoult has come a long way. In 5 years he'll be a Bond candidate.

Hugh Grant's love interest you silly sod.

WHERES THE BINGO CHART SO FAR?

>black comedy

Looks like a joke????

LANGUAGE

no hes righr it looks dogshit

>look at me I'm swearing!

Fuck off back into obscurity m8.

Why are you flat out refusing to accept reality?

Again, scroll down, open the fucking PDF
Dunkirk can't meet those standards.

Even if you exclude the on screen portion, it can't meet the other three standards.

The absolute state of her

nah, too awkward
but definitely an oscar within ten

off the charts

>my pleasure
yeah no

MOMMY

let me rephrase it looks like garbage

I haven't seen the movie, but that clip is ideological pandering of the highest order.

yeah get out daniel

MEN BTFO

why is kaluuya even nominated in the best actor category. It wasn't a particularly demanding role and I guess he was OK?

actually pretty weak
we're missing specific marks

>This literal who

Hoping for Daniel Day Lewis.

FUCK MEN

>tune in 5 minutes ago
>its immediately insufferable
how the hell do you people watch this from start to finish?

ayy

because political message

a black man better win this

Jamie Bell is always good. Easily one of britain's best actors.

Lets see - onscreen talent has to be "encouraging" portrayals of blacks, women, gays or the disabled. Senior crew has to be the above AND the film has to appeal to underrepresented audiences.

Tell me how Dunkino can make that criteria.

i forgot how unbelievably KEKOLDED britain is
it's like a train crash i can't look away

>it's the year of TIMES UP™™

OLDMAN BESTMAN

HAHA LOL BASED SELMA SPIC

literally the token nomination

>saying "the me too year" doesnt count for #metoo

GOT EEEM

legit could be Bond if he bulked up

THE WHITE MAN WINS AGAIN

This Oldman shit needs to stop. Lewis and Chalamet were far superior.

you're meant to watch it drinking with friends if u watching it seriously, i just have it on in background while doing other shit

Based antisemite

yeah, we are catching up to the us slowly but surely

Read what the article says and what you are saying. you stupid paki bastard

FUCK WHITE MEN

Literally the only funny part tonight and she actually went off script for once

he's fantastic.

how does that joke even make sense

Based Oldman.

Salma what are you doing. Don't make a joke during someone's big moment.

Okay, the McDormand fakeout actually made me laugh.

>mad his twink didn't win
Fucking kill yourself dude.

have the jews forgiven him?

alright, i'll accept that actually
still, we could be doing much better

Oldman deserves it desu but the movie wasn't great
youtu.be/eg0O8CVGySo

no im american
this is worse, more antagonistic

>how does that joke even make sense

Because fuck men. Women are actors too.

>Kate Mara in the audience
When is that film that she gets naked in coming out, it's been fucking ages.

>Eligible projects must showcase this in two of the following ways, as the BBC reported: On-screen characters and themes, senior roles and crew, industry training and career progression, and audience access and appeal to underrepresented audiences.

READ THE FUCKING CRITERIA, YOU STUPID CUNT.

Too short and too talented to be Bond.

based churchill

because McDormand looks like a man

Can't argue with that.

Utterly disrespectful joke.

oldman fuck off so it can end

>churchill was an honorable man
Stop.

I was barely listening, did he mention "resist" or "hope"?

My favorite American

Salma only has a career because of tits.

why didn't the guy playing atlee get the Oscar??

I have. I'm 100% correct.

Dunkino wouldn't be eligible if it had come out a year later. Probably darkest hour as well.

Why are you mad at ME for stating it?

Pic related. You can get the pdf of the 2014 BFI diversity directives which explain in detail how to meet these criteria.

Can't wait for the wehraboos to start bitching.

Who is that bird beside Jamie Bell?

Because the people who can't get laid are uglies

>all these men wearing their time's up stickers

Good god

>Chiwetel Ejiofor
Guy has a great fucking voice desu

bafta being underhand

AHAHAHA THE DEER

I've read. We can all read what you just greentexted too. Now explain how Dunkirk meets any of those criteria.

"cunt".

yeah never watching any of these holy christ
what the F U C K

Right, firstly it's Outstanding British Film or Outstanding Debut by a British Writer, Director, or Producer, not the Best Picture award.

Secondly, they only have to showcase it in two ways

HAGGARD

she looks deranged

PERMANENT BITCH FACE

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>three obviouslys outside of course

Well done, Gary!

oh god she's a nutcase

>20%
Calling bullshit on that figure. Maybe 20% have experienced harassment, but there's no way 1 in 5 have experienced sexual assault.

The hypnotism scene basically, and the accent.

>fuck #metoo

Based Francis.

HAHAHA SHE'S NOT IN BLACK
WHO CARES?

does she have cerebral palsy?

>they only have to showcase it in two ways
lmao
im imagining a director holding a clipboard
>ok ok, now we gotta bring in the diversity crew
it would make a great sketch

Nvm its Kate Mara

Literally all you need to do is have programs to get minorities into the company that makes the film.

>tfw disney will shutter fox searchlight

kek she's backpedalling on the black dress thing

to all the yanks watching, this is basically a dry run of the oscars. you'll be getting this shit and much more

did anyone see gemma arterton mention womens harassment and then go onto the award like she'd been told to say it

I cannot wait for the day this SJW virtue signalling madness ends and these fucktards swing from lampposts

Right. And Dunkirk fails on at least three of the four levels. Possibly all 4.

Dunkirk, the most quintessentially British film of the year, wouldn't even be eligible for British Film Of The Year.

That's the level of retarded absurdity you're defending.

These rules are unironically a form of imperialism.
These rich fucks always love trying to influence minorities or others in some way.

Not even Nollywood/Bollywood or anybody else has these stupid fucking rules

What the fuck did Ethan Cohen see in her?

Is Shape of Water the most bizzare award bait movie in history so far?

lol
edgelord

user i don't know if that day was coming

NEW

YEAH RAISE HELL LADIES
BURN DOWN CITY HALL BITCHES WE WON'T BE STOPPED

joel coen always looks unimpressed

>POWER TO THE PEOPLE
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?

If you can't disprove it then it's accurate.

>beehive on her head
lel

I'm not defending anything. I'm challenging you lies, you sinister lying cunt

How does it fail on all 4?

Don't see how it's awards bait tbqh.

mmm black anorexia

wow Stewart can't talk anymore

>smiling Gosling on set
CUTE

one of few girls who can pull off shirt hair

Nope.

2 of 4.

You can have a program that helps promote blacks or cripples.

But you still need to hit one of the other markers.

That means positive onscreen portrayals of blacks or cripples in significant roles and numbers OR senior roles filled by blacks or cripples OR subject matter that appeals to blacks or cripples (according to the BFI instructions this means stories specifically about blacks or cripples and/or set in their communities)

it has all the hallmarks of a stereotypical oscarbait flick except its also a monster movie

why
wyyy

I literally hate Del Toro now.

No it doesn't.

in what way is it not? tbqh

NEW

wow youre right really convinced me

Think how many different companies take part in the magic of a film. Just have a black run catering company, and an fx tan that has a diversity program and hey presto, you've become eligible

Stop being an easily triggered fuckwit

love her

Yes you are. I've stated a simple fact, that Dunkirk wouldn't be eligible for Best British Film Of The Year, and you've sperged out with bizarre ad hominems

>sinister

Da fuq? Get a grip on reality. Why me simply telling you what the BAFTAs are doing had made you lose your shit at ME I don't know. Don't shoot the messenger.

I can't say for certain if it had a specialized program to assist blacks and homosexuals in receiving promotion in the British film industry.

I'm just making an assumption that it didn't since this is a requirement of lottery funding and FUTURE BAFTA nominations. So why would it.

It fails on all the othe three counts.

It does not feature prominent positive onscreen portrayals of blacks or trannies.

The senior crew were not blacks or the disabled.

It's story was not focused on blacks or women.

I NEVER FUCKING MENTIONED DUNKIRK, YOU LYING PAKI TWAT

No you haven't you dumb shit.

Read the fucking criteria.

>triggered

Says the guy literally sperging out and having a tantrum because someone is simply stating what the BAFTAs are doing. Imagine the cognitive dissonance running through your pea brain. You're simultaneously defending (and lying about) the BAFTA criteria, while getting mad that someone is discussing it. Think about how absurd you are, just for a minute.

Are you a mongoloid?

>catering

One, without even having to read the specifics of the fucking criteria, you should know that is not a senior role on a film production. Goddamn you're a stupid cunt.

>Best Picture nominees need to have 30 per cent of on screen characters to be positive portrayals of black people.
So much bullshit. Laughable

We're talking specifically about Dunkirk.

So why are you even entering the conversation?

>so much bullshit

We've just covered it itt.

>laughable

Yes. The BAFTAs and British people are laughable.

This.

It also says Trannies and Cripples count.

How do we know 30 per cent of the soldiers in Dunkino were undiagnosed transgender individuals?!

Cred Forums btfo.

Also all Englishmen are faggots. So it was at least 90% diverse.

>We've just covered it itt.
We've seen you not understanding what BAFTA are doing, then lying about it when it was pointed out you're wrong