Bafta Thread 3

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who /#metoo/ here?

>emoji movie

PSYCHOTIC CUNT
coens confirmed gay incest relationship frances is a beard

bingo not going great...

who is waiting for /dayoftherope/ here?

I like to imagine that Joel Coen is so detached because he's sitting there thinking about how he's going to make Blood Meridian.

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"brave"

How many more years of this ideological bullshit? Twitter ruined society.

low
they didn't mention him once at the globes or the sags

you'll see, one day, young padawan

nah they're too naive and are convinced it's the right thing to do

it's up to us

I guess his films are in the same 'category' but he has done theatre too

>getting out of breath just by speaking

>makes excellent dark fantasy movie

nobody cares

>makes the complete cheese version of that

DEL OSCAR

I hate this fucking industry.

holy shit he's just explaining his myth autism

Why the FUCK did Denis Villeneuve not win best director... And that FAT FUCK won instead

it's bond

True auteur. Listen to this beautiful speech. Plebs here will just go "I DONT LYKE HIS MOOBIE".

JUST

shape if water couldn't be more political

>Based Runner gets snubbed yet again

There's still 25 minutes to go and they're on the last awards and have already done the memoriam.

Has craig had botox? Or what?

it's the kind of film he needed to make to get the studio to fund whatever he comes up with next

times up

Del Toro is such an engaging speaker. Shame about his movies

IDRIS IDRIS IDRIS

Is Daniel Craig bulking?

NOLANOLANOLANOLAN

>Referencing a film series directed by and starring a bunch of lefties, with strong anti-authoritarian and anti-fascist themes
>To convince me that I'm wrong for thinking a fascist revolution is a bad thing
wew

He's Bond, AND he gets to go home and shag Rachel Weisz. What a man.

shape of water will win

I haven't seen any of these films I'm just shitposting

Doug Jones win when??

>what is satire
fucking lefties always take everything at face value, kys faggot

of course.

literally not even heard of Call Me By Your Name until tonight

It's not live m8. We know the results.

oh fuck off

>up your bum

congrats on that rock you live under

DUNKINO DIDNT WIN WTF
WILL BE THE SAME AT THE SJWCARS

Fucking state of Daniel Craig's head.

>admitting you watch fag films
lol

good lord she's completely insane

Yes YES

WHITE RAGE MOVIE WINS

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

I'd like to go to england and direct a retarded caricature of what life is like there

EEEEERR

Yes? I watch films, hence why I'm on Cred Forums
Why are you here?

Fellowship award for Kevin Spacey's contributions to film and theatre.

it's will

peep show

I think McDormand has an ACTUAL disability, but it's quite fun to watch.

Well I thought it was fun. What did you lads think?

royal hairline

DID THEY SKIP THE FOREIGN FILM?

why doesn't he just shave his head and get a beard?

Willy willy

it was shit

HES LOSING IT

I see the inbred genes kicked in early

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Please do

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>reading a script on paper
Cmon mate

he did recently
shave his head at least

why not go entirely bald at this point?
he looks like he's LARPing his uncle or something

RIDLEY!!!!!!

R I D L E Y

Popping to Tesco at midnight, anyone need anything?

he got it trimmed to shit and it looked awful, he should go the whole way

I heard he takes a special interest in getting young lads into the arts

Hellboy is unironically a guilty pleasure of mine

BASED RIDLEY

is ridley even there?

6 pack jam donuts

>Ridley
Really? REALLY?!

2 mini egg bags

>celebration of Ridley Scott
>let's talk about his female characters instead because women stronk

FUCK OFF

The till

More like Black cock up

seriously contemplate ideas?

/ourhack/

Why would you even sugarcoat Ridley like this
He's made as much trash as he's made classics.
I fucking hate shit like this, its the same reason people like King still get a pass

Ridley Scott is a hack that got lucky

It was /ournight/ after all

#bestsoundrack

Shout out to my boy John Hurt.

its a fucking disgrace

MUH C BEAMS

I SAW IT

I SAW THEM

what a fucking meme reel

He's given me eye aids.

I wish he got the thumb gesture right in gladiator

lol I read batata

exodus was so fking stupid

>Ridley Scott
>good
>implying anything outside of Gladiator, Alien and Legend isn't trash
>almost had the best Blade Runner until he got btfo by a Canadian Frenchy

AHAHAHAHAAHA THIS CAN'T BE FOR REAL

This is like something you'd find off youtube
Who the fuck edited this thing together

Ridley "one good movie a decade" Scott is fucking hilarious in his commentary tracks

>The names...uh what's my name nurse?

Not my fault the extreme right doesn't have any good media of its own to reference. I mean, you people had to borrow terminology from a movie directed by a pair of trannies, that doesn't speak well of your cultural footprint.

He hasnt made a good movie in 35 years.....

>hilarious in his commentary tracks
how so

Yeah well he has some fantastic films under his belt so... Whats your point ?

He's still made several totally iconic movies.

Multiple times

I would give anything to have a Ridley Scott commentary for this awards show

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did anyone see gemma arterton mention womens harassment and then go onto the award like she'd been told to say it

>The Councillor

K e k

K E K

wtf was the point of that?

>DAE redpill was made by trannies?

when you have a career decades long you inevitably make a decent film a few times

Yh the montage was fucking shit

Youtubers like fucking nerdwriter make better compilations

>Get Out got squat
>Lady Bird got squat
>moviebaits, actingbaits and a movie everyone raged over got literally everything

good feels overall

BIG BOY

Somebody post a link

Alien, Blade Runner AND Gladiator are literally three of the most iconic movies of all time. I don't think there's anyone else alive who can claim a similar record except perhaps Spielberg. Very least this guy deserves is a fucking fellowship award.

>plebs in this thread acting like Ridley isn't a legend because he's made some mediocre movies

>every movie that has some relation to Britain no matter how tenuous is eligible
Fucking stupid.

KofH DC was great. So was Black Hawk Down and The Duellists

Damn he's pissed off

Is HBC fucking that old dude?

>Get Out got squat
Kaluuya got best rising star

even retards can win oscars, damn

He looks insanely good.

Ridley speech is ZZZZZZZZZ

He made 4 good movies out of 45.

stream where???

that's just a bafta made up award, literally no one gives a crap

He's always like this

completely meaningless meme
its like "most likely to be famous" highschool yearbook shit

So would I if I was going balls deep in HBC

bafta's a bafta

4 absolutely iconic films. That's 4 more than 99% of filmmakers.

he's basically reading out his autobiography

He's giving a good speech

MADMAN

Now we know why there was still 25 minutes left.

I was wondering how there was still 20 minutes to go with just the Fellowship award to go. Now I understand..

Is he trolling us? Testing the british academy?

get off Cred Forums Ridley

what the fuck is going on

Alright Ridley wrap it up please

haha

someone get him off. what the fuck are the producers doing?

I don't know but this is the most entertaining moment of the night by far

They call it the Fellowship award because it's as long as Fellowship of the Ring.

>note to board members: NEVER give Ridley another award ever again

Are you bored?

it's not me you idiot I'm giving a speech

This speech is like a metaphor for The Councillor.

Welp, this speech is helping explain why his recent films feel like they go for so fucking long

>I don't think there's anyone else alive who can claim a similar record except perhaps Spielberg.
Scorsese, Coen Brothers, Coppola, James Cameron, Oliver Stone

>actually letting Ridley speak

big mistake

BBC One viewing figures rapidly dropping

I mean, he did warn them all at the beginning.

This is more boring than alien covenant

Brilliant stuff
On the edge of me seat

accurate, holy shit

>I should mention ALL the talents I've worked with

Ridley NO.

>MUH CLIMATE CHANGE

Based Denis will BTFO him again and again now

>old man loses his mind on stage

hilarious

HMMMMMMMM

no wonder Rutger Hauer veto'd all his bullshit ideas

lol

OOO

I thought he looked good for his age, but his mind is gone

At what point did Ridley become senile

>awards presented earlier
Haahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

Bingo game was weak unfortunately
Hopefully the oscars bring us another win

what is going on

is this a tide ad

>awards nobody cares about

>just wanders off stage leaving William standing there like a dick

MADMAN

Did you watch Alien: Covenant?

i would have gone with gabby logan

he didnt write that though

what the fuck am i even reading?

>chinese cartoons BTFO yet again

the 80s

>be total hack and know it
>accidentally direct like four good movies
>everything else is trash
>take 25 fucking years to fix Blade Runner
>miserably fail every sequel/prequel I ever attempt
>slap my name on a few good films I funded and steal credit
>they fucking buy it
>win most prestigious award in the countrry
>mfw

The only other nominees were My life as a courgette and Loving Vincent

That's it

Is Ridley audio book over yet?

host was unfunny

>i'm not your negro

>meme'ing "four good movies" and "fix Blade Runner" in the same post

you dun goofd. stay down

Somewhere ~2008 after he made American Gangster but before he made Robin Hood and Prometheus.

Why not just rename it to "Disney award"?

the absolute madman actually pulled it off!

Body of Lies
That was where it all plummeted

What movies are eligible for a bafta?

>fix Blade Runner

halfway through Gladiator

And yet he's also responsible for shit like

Alien Covenant
Prometheus
The Counsellor
Robin Hood
Hannibal

and his latest achievement in making nothing special whatsoever from a decent idea

All the Money in the World

>She can be my Empress anytime

Top lal. Based Rids triggering fa/tv/irgins

>all the actual british awards not shown on tv
Keep it classy

black cock

D E A K I N S
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>negro
oh no

el monstruo...

Deaks didnt even show up lol

The Counselor is one of his best films.

Confirmed for plebstain

Denis 'SS+GOMAD' Villeneuve

>Deakins wins
>doesn't turn up

What a gangster. Wonder if he'll finally get an oscar then get up on stage and tell them to fuck off.

Oh shit Denis gave a speech

True, but he's made some good films. I can't think of any other director that has directed about two dozen films and isn't without some stinkers.

>all the qts presenting the shit awards

Sending Denis up like a bitch to collect his award

So when all's said and done

Holy shit handmaiden won, based englishs

boo

He didn't show up because he's working on another movie already.
In preparation for another Oscar's loss

yeah it was just "women are great" "attack attack attack" "resist"
oscars will be more diverse in the cringe

deakins probably got too drunk somewhere. I saw him at LFF once and he slept through the film he was a part of and blotto as fuck the whole time lol

I almost don't want to watch it. Might just mute all the speeches. It genuinely makes me uncomfortable when they get confrontational and political. I just wanna watch movies.

>The Counselor is one of his best films
it was bait for retarded burgers
and you took it like the fat burger you are

The sex scene in Blade Runner 2049 was essentially a deepfake

>The Goldfinch starring Finn Wolfhard

>be Deakins
>work on several classic films, no one can doubt your talent
>n-no guys he's JUST because he hasn't won an industry award yet!

Reminder that Branagh LITERALLY started the Ridley introduction by talking about the fiction strong female characters in his movies.

>I just wanna watch movies
So stop watching award shows

kek

Pretty poor bait then, it has a 5/10 on imdb

People say he's 'JUST' because he's clearly very talented but without recognition.

based

They were all obviously briefed beforehand.

You can tell because of the dead joke by Gemma Arterton nobody clapped at and other people had the comments like "in this year of times up"

kino

liar

>Trusting imdb

Yes it was Steven Fry

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>fix Blade Runner

Is it finished ?

what a madman

Yeah.

>Releases multiple cuts
Meanwhile in Denis Villeneuve's vision...

K I N O
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BASED RIDLEY

kek

I like a lot more than just four Ridley movies but still well done

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This isn't that funny. People are just replying to fit in.

nice job

nice

I don’t get it

>this will lose over a few cute memorabilia from the late 1950’s

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tru kino

Did anyone find out if Alan was in the bar?

He's ded ;_;