The Shape of Water

That part of the comic was literally more romantic and believable than the entirety of Shape of Water.

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of the infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

I would. I would. Day and Night I would.

Grinding Nemo

He was thinking he could get to see Sally Field naked and making a movie was the excuse

Winstone was fucking great in this.

>Sally Field

Goddammit I meant Stevenson.
Got my Rays mixed up.
Ray Stevenson was fucking great in this.

Attractive as she was in her prime there is something morally wrong in my mind about imagining Sally Field naked. She could be the only cute actress who in my mind is not for sexual.

kek I knew I'd see this here

MAMMAL BOIS CAN'T COMPETE!

It's that innocent face.

>French-Spanish sci-fi horror film
So fishfucking is a spic thing?

>Del Toro makes Hellboy.
>People write him and tell him how much they would love to fuck Abe Sapien
>Del Toro puts love scene in Hellboy 2 with Abe Sapien
>People continue to write Del Toro telling him now that they really want to fuck Abe Sapien
>Del Toro loses rights to Hellboy but Doug Jones is still on his speed dial
>Del Toro: I have an idea...

>mammal bois can't compete
>posts a picture containing only mammals

Seals are mammals, dumbass.

Sorry brother, I meant Sally Hawkins

Seals are mammals retard.

KINO

sure, if you're standard

do you think seals aren't mammals? what do you think they are?

the less hot one

Knowing Del Toro this is probably what happened. Except without people needing to write anything.

La Creatura....

Oh absolutely.
At the very least in this case, the main character had to choose between getting dicked by Ray Stevenson or fucking his qt fish pet.
They were kind of stuck on a beach taken right out of Innsmouth and options weren't really available.
Also she wasn't all scaly and she doesn't eat anybody's cats so it didn't seem so reprehensible.

Would.

how much fish fucking is in this one?

If they live in the water they are aquatic not mammals.

You don't know what a mammal is.

A little more than Shape of Water. Stevenson, the lighthouse keeper, just pounds her silly whenever he's horny and doesn't give a shit if the main character hears them.The main character ends up cucking Stevenson.
Bait.

I need to watch this now

Is it explicit?

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Not particularly.
Closest thing is a PG-13 sex scene between main and the fishgirl and one time when the main walks in on Stevenson just going to town, and her hand creeping up his side before he quickly leaves.

youtube.com/watch?v=0Pawny8psS8

It's great.

Daily reminder that there are people in the world right now who unironically believe this

>not watching the superior fish fling movie

Fishlike beings

On a sidenote, my immigrant father actually believed seals have no bones..

You cant make this shit up

Doesn't count. She looks like a complete human out of water.
Great ass shot, though.

Could've shaved off a good 8 minutes.
>uridon
Oh fuck I forgot to filter one.

They’re mammals. They give birth to live young and they breast feed

thats not aquamarine

Of course and almost 100% of them are in Midwest America.

I want to watch this with my mom but we are mormon good family so the sex scene will be very cringi. How much time does this last? The sex scenes

>DAS RIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!

iirc Del Taco has wanted to make a version of The Creature From the Black Lagoon from the perspective of the creature for ages now. He pitched to Universal and they considered but then decided to scrap it in favour of their Dark Universe shared universe. So Del Taco called up a scriptwriter he knew and she helped him write a story based on his ideas for the creature remake. The movie is ultimately about love being like water, it takes the shape of that which contains it.
Now he's going to win an Oscar and Universal has all but scrapped their "dark universe" altogether

That is waaay to vanilla these days to deserve that quote man.

It's pretty good.

The fish sex scenes are implied, never shown, most you see is the girl nude with fishman. Then cut to something else. There is however a disturbing sex scene in the movie but that one is human on human. It's not graphic like rape, the disturbing part is in it's implications

Oh, and the girl is shown masturbating at least a couple times in the bathtub so there's that too

great scene great film

MODS
MODS

is this an attempt at normalizing bestiality

few masturbation scenes, several nude scenes, one human/human sex scene, the fish/human sex isn't shown apart from the girl being naked with the fish man several times

more like Mignola or Sony/Universal telling him to fuck off every time he suggested it

don't watch with Mormon family unless they're weird liberal Mormons.

I don't think it's intentional, but Del Taco's got fetishes.
This movie did not deserve 13 Oscar nominations.
Hell, Edward Scissorhands, a better version of the same damned story, didn't deserve 13 nominations, and I fucking loved that movie.
It's insane.

What implications

Fish don't have penises and they don't have sex.

Based Mike.

Shit, this is getting the gold and I'll watch it alone again. Last year I saw the gay negro movie alone, and bc of the Oscar win we watched it together. She left bc of a gay negro doing gay things. Are the scenes in Shape comparable?

there is a scene in the movie where the main girl explains to her female friend how this fish man does have a penis

>not knowing dolphins have a dick/pussy

Mute chick's landlord is gay and they make a big deal out of this.

Why are there so many contrarians here? Are they pissed that they've never kissed a girl so they lash out by hating great movies and possibly defending awful movies?

Obviously dogs you stupid moran.

Tru Dat.
theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me

Operation Kino.

>bug
>fish
whats next for del taco?

This was really just a movie about race mixing wasn't it? I mean that is what it felt like.

Namely the realization that Michael Shannon wants to rape mutegirl because she won't be able to scream for help

With any luck, retirement. He's done.

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Wouldn't she just squawk a little?

youtube.com/watch?v=43nUJ_jmPXc

Does he have sex with fish girl or what?

0/10 if he doesn't

You're such a fucking dumbass holy shit.

> 13 oscar nominations for a film about fish fucking

>Russian
The movie's in English.

not likely. keep in mind they were giving him money despite producing bombs

I liked this movie before when it was called Starman by John Carpenter

Yes.

theres also 3 masturbation scenes

uh

how old is that girl

In the story it said that that young dolphin learned from other dolphins in captivity how to seduce humans, which meant the other dolphins were already molested or had sexual relationship with humans.

Nasa confirmed for dolphin fuckers.

Is this the new trolling is a art? Jesus christ you faggots are easy

I don't believe you, show me proofs

AMERICAN EDUCATION EVERYONE

Well Cred Forums likes monstergirls, right? And the normie scum of Hollywood like whatever we hate...
So along comes a movie about a monster*boy* and they can't stop slobbering over it.

this one?

youtube.com/watch?v=HcMRpAe4wZA

can't find any fucking

>merely pretending

I liked that one too, but it's funny how Carpenter thought the best way to move on from making the way ahead of its time Thing remake was to make an alien love story next.

>I was only pretending to be retarded

37:10

FYI John Lilly later went on to do tons of ketamine, psychedelic drugs and sensory deprivation. He started to believe he was coming into contact with the Earth Coincidence Control Office a group of extraterrestrials. The book Altered States is about him and ECCO the Sega game about Dolphins and aliens is inspired by him. The more you know!

white women will fuck anything. What is wrong with them?

Why is it wearing shoes?

You've been triple reverse trolled you fucking idiot, nice job giving all those (You)'s away.

GIVE

ME

THAT

FUCKING

FISH DICK

41

Production photo I guess. I don't remember this scene in the final cut.

Shut up, kiddo.

She was great as the dad in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

*ahem*

Someone needs to make a music video of the shape of water, with the south park song about Kanye

youtu.be/3Vn2xrSG24w

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Don't watch this with your mom.

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this this this

Don't watch this.

nope it is only implied he does. pretty sad no violent sex scene.

He´s a democrat, what did you expected from that degenerate?

What does degenerate mean?

Lizards

REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Why are these people so fucking stupid, realistically if you found some animal girl or fish girl in the wild you would temp her with food and then violently rape her and give her your hot human cum until she stops squirming. She will then understand that she is your property and continue to be mated with.

user, you just described how Stevenson's character got her in the first place.

>you will never have a qt fish boy give you a pounding and birth his mutant children

They are supposed to be remaking that with Gillian from workaholics and Channing Tatum.

Damn Gillian looks like that!

It's symbolic for white women breeding with something foreign, thus it needs to be shoved in people's faces as much as possible.

what was the pie guy's problem?

>U MAD, HUMAN BOY?

>what the actual fuck was del Toro thinking?
degeneracy

I thought he was actually gay and wanted to close the entire shop down to fuck the old man.

Pitty Del Toro is a commie socialist yet doesn't like gays.

nah, you're an abomination using yourself as a metric

You do often hear that the origin of mermaids was actually manatees

What does degeneracy mean?

kek

They are supposed to be remaking that with Gillian
Jacobs?!
>from workaholics
FUCK

not only fishfucking

Give me sauce

>in her prime
still would to be honest

Are there any other sex scenes in this film?

It's always the same webm

what movie?

asking for a friend.

So the Fish Man = Mexico and the mute girl = America?

He's right about that though. How does it feel that even a fat fucking beaner autist can see through Trump's kike tricks and you're too fucking retarded to see through them? Or are you a kike yourself? Only two options by the way.

the untamed

you don't have any friends

>only took 30 years for a proper tentacle porn kino
SASUGA

>make a big deal out of this
no they don't. He has a crush on the pie guy and as soon as he lets on that he likes him the pie guy tells him to get the fuck out, which is why he chooses to help Sally

I thought you were one

there is something about her that I find really primevally attractive.

The entire thing was dumb as shit.

my mother is my friend

she probably just looks like your mom dude

I suppose. It really was only in the movie to show that finding love isn't easy so when you do find it you fight for it. Now the whole thing with him trying to paint and get his job back THAT was dumb and pointless.

and a Jap thing. Also a German, Irish, Scottish, British, Greek thing if you consider sirens and mermaids as fish.

This is why you have to kill all leftists and never give up your guns. Just bide your time till the need comes to make the streets run red.

>But aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills!

Seals are pure muscle, the same way Ruth is pure spite.

G I L L ED

Sweet baby jesus.

She's not that attractive but shes not gross like other fatty actresses/comedians like Schumer or Rebel Wilson. She seems like the kind of homely chubby girl who is desperate to get laid.

Oy vey, why do jews have so much power?

is this, dare i say........lovecraftian?

K I N O
I
N
O

>fishfucking kino
the world is a beautiful place

i had such a crush on the chick in the middle, especially when they air the movie during valentines day

Too sexual.

now watch this on reverse which is the movie Cold skin.

No, shes a squaker alright.

>B-BUT OBAMA
Every time. Did your mother never teach you that it's not okay to do something just because someone else did it? Or that two wrongs don't make a right?

>just 5 years ago
>not a single mention of BBC, Jews, spics or kikes
really gets me thinkin'

Some of these human-and-aquatic creature relations films/shows seem downright Lovecraftian.

Terrible comeback.

this is actually really fucking hot.

What are you rambling on about? Why do jews (2% of population) have so much power?

>Why do jews (2% of population) have so much power?
they are god's chosen

Not since Jesus BTFO of them.

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My mum is a thin black lady from the Caribbean they look nothing alike.

hollywood is nothing but a propaganda arm of globalists at this point

just finished reading this trash

Shit movie

itsa very soft R

its funny because you can tell he doesnt really believe that and hes trying to hard to fit in. Like when he said that white monster dude from pan's labyrinth was about white men.
Hes clearly a big fat loser who just wants to make shitty movies I doubt he could even name the american president if he didnt just look it up first

its a good movie

BLACKED

deep down all women lust for superior fish cock

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Looked like a Blacked scene in the thumbnail

How old is the girl? Is the right an alien or a nigger?
What’s the movie’s name?

What the FUCK!?

Those are sea lions.

>itsafake.jpg

Like pottery.

It's very symbolic
Jews love it

41. A fish-man. The Shape of Water.

maybe look at the thread name first user

Jew can’t make this shit up

Thank you!

DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THE SEX SCENE

PLS GIB

better plot than TLJ

one of the most laughably shit movies of the year and it's, of course, the Oscar frontrunner

There isn't a sex scene tho

I was told that there IS a sex scene in The Shape of Water

Quick! Someone post the Alan Moore comic about fucking fishmen!

ancensored.com/nude-appearance/the-shape-of-water/Sally-Hawkins/

ancensored.com/nude-appearance/the-shape-of-water/Lauren-Lee-Smith/

Such a disappointing movie, didn't actually watch it but scanned through enough to find absolutely no other good scenes. This scene almost makes up for it though.

Nope. Del Toro is way too much of a pussy for that. There is a shot of them embracing when she's naked and it's implied they've just fucked. No actual fish fucking on screen though, sadly.

MY DAD WAS A BLUE COLLAR WORKER *sniff* THE KIND OF GUY WHO IF HE CUT THUMB ON THE JOB *gulp* HE'D JUST DUCT TAPE IT BACK TOGETHER *chuckle*

THAT'LL BE 80 DOLLARS FOR THE AUTOGRAPH *cough*

>you mad land walkers?

Providence is the superior part of the story in addition to being way longer and better planned out.

There was an uncomfortable silence in the theater during these things. I don't think the audience was really into it.

What about the daily masturbation scenes?

youtu.be/dOLaTBMxmbk

Futurama did it better and funnier

is this falseflag kino?

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>no violent sex scene
We need more of those honestly.

please tell me she gets pregnant from this

I'm not claiming thats not true? I was saying that people defend Trump supporting them because "Obama did it first" as if that makes it okay

>Cred Forums hates it
>I love it

THICK ASS

Getting hit on by a fruit when he's clearly not homo

>everyone in hollyjew is a libtard and not just keeping up appearences

Anyone else become completely disgusted by any depiction of nudity or sex after they’re done jacking it or actually doing it themselves? Once the carnal satisfaction is through the entire thing seems repulsive.

If you want to win the game, you have to play.

when the fuck is a decent hit gonna come out for this
I DON'T WATCH BELOW 1080P

what the fuck was Polanski thinking?

hot

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in b4

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>CP on Cred Forums in 2018
Truly odd times.

I want to know what the fuck is happened and why?

its not cp
those are just actresses made up to look young

thanks for reminding me of this. I saw someone post about this a few weeks ago but it slipped my mind

Yea no. That girl on the left doesn't even have tits. You ain't tricking me.

WITH THE FOUNTAIN OF FUCKING YOUTH

Sally Hawkins is SO cute!!

It's literally not

Beastiality... the final frontier of the Left.

>tfw ywn fuck a fish

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i want to correlate my contents, would psychedelics make that easier or worse?

Cred Forums really ruined Cred Forums

Just watched it, pretty good. Fish thing has a nice ass. No wonder he wanted to stay on the island

>fictional character

>be that jewish that you won't afford another tie

>keeping up appearences
being a sell-out is even worse, is it not

depends on whether it's a person/sapient, bestiality does not mean anything with a crazy penis, closer to xenophilia

woah, just like in my anime

he got inspired after binge-watching all scenes in his b l a c k e d VIP account. he's a cuckfaggot, only a beta would make such a movie.

>institutional evil feeding on the helpless
>pale rat like creature that feeds on children
it's the joos

but why didn't he fuck the fish?

The film was surprising entertaining.

I liked the part where they showed the deaf girl's ass

Cred Forums only hates it because it's a human woman fucking a fish man and not a human man fucking a fish woman

wtf why didn't del toro say "1488 gas all kikes" it's not like he works in hollywood or anything

Alright, then post more movies involving a human man fucking a fish woman and we'll see

He did. Wasn't that implied when he went in the hot springs with it, and at the end when you see there's still rocks on top of all the objects? It means he kept it around and inside the lighthouse

>human man fucking a fish woman
because that's not an interesting scenario, it would obviously happen, don't romances usually center on a woman anyway, it's just Taco trying to bend genres in a fun way

the little mermaid?

don't worry bro. your secret's safe with me

Kinky, furry, bestiality gets him off!

seals are mammals
''aquatic'' isn't a class
*an art
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish

cringe

well that was interesting

>being this afraid of consciousness

the movie is a stealth Abe Sapien prequel minus the Hellboy setting

All I want to know is. Will based Polanski poster be back on a new IP?

Imagine if the roles were reversed.

>2%
More like less than .5%

MODS MODS MODS

I want you to stop saying odd shit Rust

Kino is the German word for cinema you blockhead

He was focused on his pie career and couldn't risk getting dicked in the ass. It may ruin his ambition.

imagine smel of fish pusy

I'm in love, i love this fucking movie, this movie was fucking beautiful.

what's going on here?

>middle-aged comely woman gets fish dicked because no human man would fuck her
Del Toro seems to have this type of woman in everything he does.

So can someone explain to me, did the fish girl come back to have sex with him?

I don't want to spoil myself
Is that Blue (from hellboi)

Wait he actually fucked the fish? I thought they were just going for a swim

Jesus Christ how old is that girl?

He fucked her but then she cucked them both as she was only able to be impregnated by the fish people.

MODS MODS MODS

Yea. Her rocks were on all the stacks of objects in his room at the end

how

We need more furry movies

She learned that human dick is best dick, fish people probably don't last as long.

We need more movies involving men fucking fish women

"Mrs. Brown! What are you doing with that Fishman? That isn't Mr. Brown. And why are you smearing my marmalade all over him?"

>German
Russian too

Watched it yesterday, it was indeed way better. That ending though.

>ITT: fags not being able to comprehend monster fetish
Weaklings

No it wasn't hell Neonomicon wasn't even good as far as Alan's works go.

Call me when they start doing monstergirls and not the classical beauty and the beast

It was a different time. The website has changed. I feel it in the catalogs, I feel it in the (You)s, I smell it in the shitposts. Much that once was Cred Forums has been lost; for none now meme who remember it.

It doesn’t even have a dick

sauce?

not bad

I want to say this was weird but if some creepy need actually grew a girl-lizard hybrid he would probably fuck it

What other implications are there then rape

>theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me
Here. This is for you.

It does. It's retractable.

It metaphorically is.

LOL, what do you think Cred Forums was before the SJW shit started a culture war?

>the SJW shit started a culture war

I'd say it's a safe bet the site was less infested with dishonest, screechy male drama queens like yourself, user.

>tfw you will never flunk an entire math class because of bad notation
>tfw you will never get their gratitute later for saving them from state-induced brainletdom

Sauce on gif asking for a friend

There was one a year or two ago that pushed the creepy alien-ness side, but mostly it's stuff like Splash and variations of the Little Mermaid.

Spring imdb.com/title/tt3395184/

>Implications of Ironborn-Deep Ones connection in the lore
Pottery.

My benis is confused

Been here off and on since Mootikins started his little board of anime perversion in 2003 and it wasn't particularly political at all back then, neither left or right.

you think seals are fish?

>american education