Yeah well my tits are bigger than yours

Did they translate what she said to English? That must have been even more humiliating

Yes. It had to be translated.

Sorry Jonah

Well I guess your weight is the only big thing about you Jonah.

NO WE'RE GETTING CLOSE I CAN FEEL IT

Jonah the only thing you feel is hungry

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT AHHHHH

WE NEED MORE TIME

the only proper reaction is to start angrily shouting in German

youtu.be/GtQTJjvu2nk?t=93

>Cred Forums still can't do it

Jonah not only do you eat a lot of Kraut but you act like one too

holy fucking shit, didn't know this
fucking genius

Why did he drop his last name?

>expecting a fat sack like Jonah to pull of the Cruise shaming
He would be laughed off the set.

2 SAG actors can't have the same name, Emma Stone's real name is Emily Jean

This happened fucking years ago. I think he's fucking over it. Unlike you skinless bitches.

There is no solution. With respects to James Kirk, this is a no win scenario.

If he says anything its not snarky enough and makes him look salty. If he says nothing he looks like he couldn't come up with anything and seems like a dollars.

His only solution is to wait a few more years and them hire a half dozen African AIDS niggers to kidnap her and gang rape her to death.

Yeah, well Jonah I am not surprised it took you years to get over something

>I don't have to take that from a coal burning nigger lover

We would love you back on the show, I'll promise to only talk about the weather. The last time you came we experienced record high tides

sounds legit

>fat jew can't handle light banter, retaliates with sperg-tier comeback, gets btfo so hard he quits acting

>Good one, you ugly French cunt. Sure, I'm not the most attractive guy - I don't think you could find many people that would rank me above guys like Brad and Leo. But guess what? I make millions doing what I do. How well does your gig pay? I bang women far more attractive than you every single day, sometimes on piles of money worth more than you make in a year. I'm going to get back to this interview now but I don't want to hear one more ribbit out of your frog mouth or I'm out of here.

Here's your answer.

>Host admonish Jonah and end interview
>Massive online backlash

...

jesus christ he really can't fucking win

>audience boos him and brad says that was uncalled for

I just watched his interview with Lauer and the 60 minutes one and holy shit he believes everything I believe. I mean from "chemical levels are fake" to "all drugs are bad" to "normal doesn't exist". are these scientology beliefs? I want to meet the man now. Maybe most people believe this stuff and i'm just too asocial to know so

Lol, this weather girl is really funny, maybe I'll give Brad and Leo a ring during the break and see what I can do for you.

>What am I? A pimp

>yeah? well the jerk store called....they're running out of you!

Who cares, you're their number one best seller

>...Well I slept with your wife!

>These announcers

His wife is in a coma

....

"...at least I'm not a roastie!"

Boom. Kill shot. I think we finally did it boys

>You might not be one but you certainly appear to love eating roast you fat fuck

NO NO NO WE FINALLY HAD IT THIS TIME!

He came up with a comeback on his ride home. Maybe that's what happened to jonah

Should've just told her Brad's not into quitters.

yeah? Why don’t you suck the brie off my uncut baguette you Vichy whore

>and my net wealth
>drops footlong

>Can't you think of anything else besides food, fatass?

Forget it, she had the high ground

*toot*

Well I 'd have to leave because I have a wonderful girlfriend back home and I would never think about cheating on her. She means so much to me.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHY IS THIS IMPOSSIBLE? WILL WE EVER BEAT HER? WILL JONAH EVER RECOVER?

>stands up
>takes off pants
>shits into his hand and starts jerking off using his shit as lube

Here's our answer

>are you talking about your waifu pillow? Or you mean a hamburguer?

Yes Jonah, we know you reserve cheating for your diet

Normies don't know waifu

Hey, Jonah.

I'm pretty sure it's Jonah who starts these threads whenever he comes up with something he should've said. Then he gets knocked down, but he gets up again

>"You must have taken up acting to afford all those expensive lunch breaks"

HE JUST CAN'T WIN