Movies where jokes go too far?

how much trap porn did he scroll through to find 2 posts that were SFW?

>now
It's been mainstream for 11 years

>the crying wojak
kek

of course CNN reports right away and never corrects

>now

Cred Forums

The resemblance is uncanny.

S T O P

>this is news

They don't exist

>now
You probably came here after it went mainstream

Formerly Cheucks's

t. reddit

t. T_D refugee

>far-left
I miss those days. Not because of the leftism, but because Cred Forums was far more entertaining in general before the pendulum swung.

t. leftypol discord

The "far""left" created Cred Forums, dude.

>mfw it's real

It's Cred Forums so probably just a couple of refreshes of the first page

>Now

Fuck off newfaggot, I bet you've never even blown up a van with your shitposting.

> the police arrested him at macdonalds
> after the event
BANG BANG

>Crying Wojack
>Swedish flag with Muslim shit on it

lel

>took him in

He was adopted? ayy lmao

is that the dick turkey swedemn flag? my fucking sides

probably posted by the guy in the webm.

The bog post on the french news was way better

>newfaggot
Why the homophobia?

youtu.be/_R39tNfv_fg
youtu.be/zlhMGWyT_uU
youtu.be/OFly5Ut5Jag

1) Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Scott Israel want to have a school shooting in their county.
2) Alphabet Soup gets a tip on a "suspicious comment" that N. Cruz made about wanting to be a "professional school shooter".
3) Alphabet Soup says they can't verify it and leave him in place to become the patsy.
4) Date & time of shooting is selected by DWS and Scott Israel.
5) Feb 14th – Students at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School have an evacuation drill in the morning.
6) Something causes Cruz to show up on campus via an Uber Taxi("Hey meet me outside class after Pre-Calc! --Cindy").
7) Team of 2-3 shooters (Mossad Agents) go into the school and kills kids with Cruz on campus.
8) Alexa Miednik(Blonde Jew witness) sees Cruz during the evacuation and speaks to him while hearing shots fired elsewhere on campus.
9) For unknown reasons, hired shooters fail to execute Cruz and stage his suicide.
10) Students are evacuated and Cruz leaves campus in the shuffle.
11) Cruz does not know the police are after him and decides to go get something to eat at McDonald's/Subway without knowing he is the pre-selected patsy.
12) FBI/Police arrest him as he walks down a residential street on his way home as he has been pre-selected to be the "shooter".
13) They spend the night using MKUltra/Brainwashing techniques him convincing him that he has done the crime.
14) Feb 15th – Cruz pleads guilty to 17 counts of premeditated homicide due to the MKUltra/Brainwashing techniques.
15) Feb 16th - Demolition of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fl is announced to cover up the scene of the crime
More points
>Scott Israel quoted the Talmud in press conference for shooting
>MSM made sure to report the shooting interrupted "Holocaust classes"
>Several victims were Jewish (blood passover/sacrifice ritual)
>Cruz was an Elsagate MKUltra victim / Youtube pedo

makes you think

I look kind of like this guy and people always joke about me probably being a murderer

Go not to Cred Forums for answers, for they will tell you three things, all true, and all terrible to know. (cribbed from Warhammer 40k lore)

>2018
>still not using the Tomorrow theme
guys...

anyone got the screengrab of Brianna Wu throwing every stereotype at the guy plus gamergate?

Makes me think you're fucking retarded.

Do you honestly think the normie camera guy recording that is going to take the time to change his Cred Forums theme?

rude

best goy never question anything

OP is a fag?

>not reporting on the dangers of eyestrain
sloppy journalism desu

I just want you to know that we are watching you.

>What went so wrong?

Cred Forums became mainstream because of the 1-2 punch of gamergate and then The Fappening

but it was already becoming normalfag central because of the Bane meme

Reminder it was falseflag

youtu.be/_R39tNfv_fg
youtu.be/zlhMGWyT_uU
youtu.be/OFly5Ut5Jag

1) Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Scott Israel want to have a school shooting in their county.
2) Alphabet Soup gets a tip on a "suspicious comment" that N. Cruz made about wanting to be a "professional school shooter".
3) Alphabet Soup says they can't verify it and leave him in place to become the patsy.
4) Date & time of shooting is selected by DWS and Scott Israel.
5) Feb 14th – Students at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School have an evacuation drill in the morning.
6) Something causes Cruz to show up on campus via an Uber Taxi("Hey meet me outside class after Pre-Calc! --Cindy").
7) Hired team of 2-3 shooters goes into the school and kills kids with Cruz on campus.
8) Alexa Miednik(Blonde Jew witness) sees Cruz during the evacuation and speaks to him while hearing shots fired elsewhere on campus.
9) For unknown reasons, hired shooters fail to execute Cruz and stage his suicide.
10) Students are evacuated and Cruz leaves campus in the shuffle.
11) Cruz does not know the police are after him and decides to go get something to eat at McDonald's/Subway without knowing he is the pre-selected patsy.
12) FBI/Police arrest him as he walks down a residential street on his way home as he has been pre-selected to be the "shooter".
13) They spend the night using MKUltra/Brainwashing techniques him convincing him that he has done the crime.
14) Feb 15th – Cruz pleads guilty to 17 counts of premeditated homicide due to the MKUltra/Brainwashing techniques.
15) Feb 16th - Demolition of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fl is announced to cover up the scene of the crime.

See, this is the kind of thing that they’re talking about when thwy say Russian trolls are on American websites. This is pure low level disinformation propagated on a massive scale as part of a disinformation campaign. Cred Forums eats it, and shits it out everywhere else. Amazing how conspiratorial they are but don’t shift that onto themselves with any degree of self reflection.

If only there was a warning or sign of shapes of things to come

why didnt he an hero

Cred Forums in collusion with the russians to hack the AR15 (with bump stock)

thankfully I don't visit Cred Forums so my IP won't be tracked down

There's a huge difference between never questioning anything and being a pants on head tier fuckin retard. I know you wouldn't know that due to you having a broken brain from all the alt-kike media you've had jammed down your throat since you hit puberty, and your other mental illnesses and low intelligence made you an easy target already, but it's true. You tinfoil hat ITH A CONTHPEERATHY! mongoloids are literally just as bad as the kikes when it comes to pumping out disinfo. Now go pop your Alex Jones approved soypills you fat retard, because you are literally too stupid to live and it's a shame there wasn't some secret cabal of people who were pulling this shit so they could remove you from the equation.

I remember a time where Cred Forums got hijacked by the Occupy Wall Street movement.

>somebody wrote this

>Implying he's wrong

THE LIZARDMEN ARE TURNING THE FROGS GAY AND I WON'T ALLOW IT, NOW BUY THIS CHINESE WATER FILTER, I MEAN MADE IN AMERICA WATER FILTER FOR $99 SHEKELS, I MEAN DOLLARS!

most of russia is banned from this site though

You retards talk about the gay frogs like it's some outlandish conspiracy theory but there's plenty of proof some herbicides and pesticides fuck frogs up like that

Yeah bro, we're the retards.

you are

>white

>Cred Forumsedditor

lel yeah, we're the retards. You keep telling yourself that you just as mentally ill as those trannies are fucking moron.

They're not sending their best and brightest

The irony in your post is staggering, as you're positioning yourself as a voice of reason but aren't reasonable to see how ridiculous it is to assume that any conspiracy/troll post is part of a Russian disinfo campaign.

What year did phone posting increase the most?

>trannies
those are women you bigot

Baneposting is lost on normalfags, idk what you're talking about.

Baneposting is what attracted them to Cred Forums
Cred Forums's history has become pre-TDKR and post-TDKR

You are, several pollutants act as xenoestrogens in frogs

"baneposting" is the name normalfags gave the spam so they could find each other on sites like twitter and reddit you mongrel

>le ebin Cred Forums pranks

All he did was reinforce the 56% Amerimutt meme. Look at the fucking guy. He thinks he's white?

>you morons actually think you're in secretclub-ville

Idiots

They don’t fall for it. They want to push an agenda. It fit their narrative.

>so angry his grammar is falling apart
kekarooni

not every one. But never once have I seen someone bandying about these theories on false flags with any degree of self doubt. Even in light of certified Russian efforts to spread EXACTLY that kind of bullshit. You’ll believe that the CIA is the devil, but won’t truat for a second that your completely unsourced grand conspiracy might be from Russia. It’s just weird to me how uneven the conspiratorial label is thrown around in here.

Screams echo through the hallways, students disperse in every possible direction crowding the cafeteria exits as bullets fly overhead barely missing by inches. The smell is so absolutely overpowering that a few fall over and pass out.

"You're not white" The voice cuts through the air like a rusty knife. The low pitch causes the floors to vibrate and blood pours out from the shattered ear drums of several of the wounded students still trying desperately to escape despite their injuries.

The figure walks out from behind the food stalls. His mouth dripping tar-like oil and his teeth crusted in hamburger meat and fossilized bits of fries. His steps ring out from the epicenter causing his many folds of fat to quiver and vibrate releasing yet even more pungent puffs of indescribably horrible stenches.

"I'm American! America is white!" Directed at nobody in particular the creature gruffs as it comes to stop in front of the body of a young girl. He looks at her porcelain skin with a look halfway between confusion and annoyance slowly sliding towards rage. "Ple-" She tries to plead but is stopped as he brings his mustard-colored hand down upon her mouth.

"I'M FUCKING WHITE!" He presses his gnarled claws down on the terrified youth screaming for her life beneath his massive limb. Her eyes seem to grow pallid, their deep azure shine slowly turning to hazel which itself transforms to a color unlike mud. Her locks of shimmering gold hair wither and darkens. At last her skin follows suit and its pale luster travels the hue until settling on a shade reminiscent of a beetle.

The creature leers and smiles at this revealing his sharpened fangs. Seeming all too pleased with himself he remarks "There! Now you're proper white american like myself!" He chortles like a pig while reaching for the next magazine to reload his AR and drops the twitching body. -Still so many mohammeds to put in their place- It thinks to itself while picking up an unamerican scent...

It’s just because you can’t say anything on here anymore without faggots like trying to turn a thread to shit by saying we never said nigger and faggot so much.

>newfags want to bring the status quo down to their level, so use the "muh sekret club" fallacy
It wasn't this bad. Phoneposters are largely to blame.

this. they report fake shit all the time. your average peasant eats it up as fact then they later quietly correct themselves so they don't get into trouble. the damage is already done at that point since the serfs start spreading it among themselves

All the big networks care about is getting a scoop and some juicy info, it's hardly vetted or fact-checked at all.
Remember that report that had made up Asian hijacker names.
They just wanna be the first to report things.

the best part is that hes half jewish

>how to avoid eye strain

Turn down the brightness

What do you think he ordered?

McChicken

But thats a good thing here is (actually) why:

Back in the old pre-obama era Cred Forums was simply innaccessable, there was too much porn, gore and actual child pornography running rampant, but now thanks to better combination of moderation and administration, the site improved a lot and the influx of normal people is actually good because it severs the ties between toxic behaviors/ideologies such as the ones coming from Cred Forums (as well as /k/ Cred Forums /bant/ and Cred Forums) in the end this site will evolve into a more streamlined platform where everyone can enjoy, it is becoming a faster moving reddit and this is far from bad.
If you dislike this new direction you can always ... move on.

This. They also an hero, not walk out like nothing happened and get a bite at McDonald's

Post your face when sneedposting reached baneposting levels of meme magic

>le evil Cred Forums hackers!
>we do not forgive. we're legion. expect us...

fucking lmao at the crying wojak and the swedish/muslim flag though

>Cred Forums became mainstream because of the 1-2 punch of gamergate and then The Fappening
dumbass it went mainstream because of chanology. Gamergate happened because chanology attracted a fuckton of people that would care about gamergate: people who think internets is serious business

Let's not forget that even without Russia stuff this was a DEVASTATING news cycle for this Whitehouse.

Multiple high level staffers resign due to domestic abuse allegation

The normally "calm and collected" chief of staff under fire(and his Deputy resigned)

Bombshell info on lack of clearances in the Whitehouse (further Shining Light on Kelly's inability to do his job)

Multiple hooker accusers (Hooker's likely being paid with illegal campaign money) (Hookers accusations shining light On Trump's MO of hiding bad news)

Bannon 20 hours with Muller

Gates flipping to Muller

ANOTHER mass shooting with absolutely no direction from the White House.

Congress can't pass anything

I feel like I'm forgetting something.

Oh and it looks like Syria isn't getting any better

...

>It's a Cred Forums adopts Cred Forums and eventually drives him crazy with their shitty memes episode.

Imagine unironically writing this

>they don't even know how "sah-jay" works

>I feel like I'm forgetting something

IT WAS HER TURN

honestly, demonizing this website to the public isnt so bad. It keeps us safe from normies.

Cred Forums has never been far left, at best it was contrarian

Current Cred Forums users would definitely consider it far-left.

Le 56% movie, when?

But draws in some unbelievable retards so it's a double-edged sword.

They'd be incorrect then

First baneposting crashes a plane and now memes are hitting home. We need to reverse the polarity before its too late

>Cred Forums is often incorrect about things
Brilliant deduction, Holmes!

Black Panther

this was true once but now it shills for the establishment and Judaism. All the antisemitism is just a ruse, look at the policies that Cred Forums advocates, it all enriches entrenched Jews at the cost of ordinary working whites. If Cred Forums had their way, jews would run the world

I think you are jewish.

The message I was replying to claimed that Cred Forums was left leaning before a pendulum swing, Cred Forums had nothing to do with the discussion.

>suggesting Cred Forums is toxic
>on Cred Forums
>home of pedo footfags and baneposters

good goy keep shilling for big business, I need more shekels to control your country and media

Let me fill you in on a little secret.
Cred Forums is Cred Forums

This site was funded on degeneracy.

>Current Cred Forums users would consider it far left
>"Cred Forums had nothing to with the discussion"

Just shut the fuck up, Ben.

i love this shit

>miss those days. Not because of the leftism
>Cred Forums has never been far left
Durr Cred Forums thinks it's far left
>They're wrong
Dahhh /po/ is wrong again

I wasn't discussing Cred Forums until you brought it up retard. and Cred Forumss beliefs or lack of belief has no effect on the truth. The truth that Cred Forums has never been left leaning
It was founded for moot to be a massive fucking weeb

Meme magic is FUCKING REAL. First the bane plane, the election and now this.

>good goy keep shilling for big business
Cred Forums doesn't shill for big business, and regularly calls out the Crowder/Shapiro-tier lolbertarian spergs for defending them to loot and destroy our countries.

lmao before this period of hyper divisiveness started Cred Forums was absolutely what was considered "far-left" at the time. If you put then-Cred Forums on today's political spectrum it'd be closer to moderate than anything which should say something about how fucked up everything has gotten.

Its also ironic that moot founded Cred Forums and was an underaged b&.

that's just a front, the policies that Cred Forums roots for are very clearly the same ones that enrich the top 0.01%. You think those people wanted Clinton to win?

The funny thing is your a newfag so you don't know what your talking about

>before this period of hyper divisiveness started Cred Forums was absolutely what was considered "far-left" at the time.
"no"

>toxic ideologies
>/k/
fuck off newfriend

>replying to obvious b8

oldboy

if you don't think Cred Forums used to be far left you're either under 18, new, or a Russian shill

>The truth that Cred Forums has never been left leaning
That's straight up wrong. Moot is heavily left wing.

>You think those people wanted Clinton to win?

Yes, which is why all the media outlets they own were shilling for her 24 hours a day, and are now in full meltdown mode trying to hamstring Trump's presidency.

Cred Forums is NatSoc/fascist if it's anything, neocon cucks are routinely shit on.

>You think those people wanted Clinton to win?
She's a neo-liberal corporatist, so yes.
>that's just a front, the policies that Cred Forums roots for are very clearly the same ones that enrich the top 0.01%.
You don't post there often then. The thread about Trump raising tariffs on China was "hell yeah"s all around except for one 'that's not capitalism!!111' sperg.

I love how Cred Forums is being blamed for reporters being retarded and lazy agenda pushing pieces of shit.

This was revealed to be just a coincidence wasn't it?

Wrong

They didn't fall for anything this time. They literally went looking for it.

People were spamming memes on Cred Forums about his different affiliations.

Some reporter apparently saw it on Cred Forums and ran with it, leading to other people jumping onto it, leading to someone contacting a mentally deranged infowars tier white supremacist group and asking them if they wanted to be interviewed.

When asked to provide proof that he was a memeber and they had supplied him with the weapon?

>Well
>Uh
>You see
>...
>lol

What's the significance of the more than one shooter thing

Cred Forums is to blame. Bane Posting brought a huge chunk of redditors here.

Prior to that, Chanology faggots were to blame.

I don't know about before then, because I came at the same time as Chanology faggots were chimping out.

>Moot is heavily left wing
So? Moot was a newfag, he didn't understand the board culture.

>Moot was a newfag
Moot is literally the oldest oldfag possible.

Making you a Chanology faggot.

Either you two are 2011-era newfags or the only board you browsed before Cred Forums's creation was /new/ and I can't decide which is worse.

Moot is a tourist who happened to own 4ch briefly.

>briefly
>90% of the websites uptime is briefly

It's true that Cred Forums used to be motivated by doing the right thing. Like if someone abused an animal Cred Forums made a point of bringing them to justice. Nowadays Cred Forums is full of idiots who find animal abuse "funny" because they're Nazi sympathizers.

Sneads, formerly Cruz

>actual child pornography running rampant
Those gmask threads

Nigger most people on Cred Forums will defend dogs as being better than niggers. No one likes animal abuse on this website.

>not knowing that Cred Forums became popular during chanology

t. newfag

>Cred Forums
>defending animal abuse

>Cred Forums was simply innaccessable, there was too much porn, gore and actual child pornography
GOOD
it should fucking stay like that.

nobody cares about any of that, russia paying for inflammatory posts on social media is old news, we'd be much worse off now if Clinton had won, we have a ninth supreme court justice who believes in the bill of rights, 80% of the country got a tax cut, corporations got a big one as well and are repatriating tons if money and jobs. things are going well for most people. you're going to keep losing if you guys don't pull your heads out of your asses. please do so, republican faggots running things uncontested is not a healthy state of affairs, just what we needed in the short term

>80% of the country got a tax cut,
The tax cut was for the rich. Poor people suffer so the rich can make money as usual.

Newfag niggers glow in the dark

The tax cut affected everyone. The rich just make more money so they benefit more from a tax cut that affects everyone.
You are a democrat shill.

>white supremacist
>isn't white

fucking leftist media

LMAO

This is the face of the American aryan

>The tax cut was for the rich
yes, and almost everyone else. the rich getting the highest porportion of the benefit is a function of the rich having the most money to pay taxes on user. anyway poor people are overrated. most are hopeless

But it won't.

You've lost. Deal with it or leave.

silly goy. the only one falling for something is you.

no faggot, been around since 06 and 08 everyone on Cred Forums was shilling for Ron Paul

Libertarianism is far more left-wing than right wing.

wow you're fucking retarded

no

Ron Paul's failure directly led to the death of mingov/liberarianism/poleocon/etc and created the modern nationalism movement

>libertarian
>is on the progressive/left side
Way to prove my point.

>keeping your own money = making more money
you're a dem shill too.

Conservatives and progressives are centrists?

Um sweetie rich people in high tax states like NY and CA get rekt the hardest because they can no longer avoid paying federal taxes by paying high state taxes

>Um sweetie
Stopped reading there.

Listen, the cube is fucking stupid.

>2018
>still using 2d political spectrum

based

fappening and election years

boy a cute. A CUTE.

>toxic ideologies from /k/
I don't think so bucko
even if you're meming, Cred Forums is so much worse

>I don't think so bucko

I think you're a fucking idiot
/k/ is known for their retarded obsession with guns. They're worse than Cred Forums because they're even more hiveminded and keep multiple guns around for no reason. They're a bunch of mass shooters waiting for the right moment to snap