Get a good look at my dauhter’s tits, Costanza?!

>Get a good look at my dauhter’s tits, Costanza?!

>see a 15 year old bending over
>nudge your buddy so he can get a look too

seriously what the fuck...

her tits were rocking

typical

>JERRY!
>YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED UH LYNCHING?

wtf? Cred Forums is right again...

Didn't real life Jerry Seinfeld go out with an underage girl was gigantic macromastia type tits?

lol he would say that

kramer isnt a jew

There was a time when going through puberty and developing your sexual characteristics was an indicator of being, I don't know, ready to be seen sexually?

Yeah that was really out of character for Jerry.

If George is Jewish, why did they celebrate Christmas before Festivus?

it's not like you can choose not to grow tits lol

>had to go to a high school play with a friend to see his kid
>10th grade girl has part as maid
>scene where she is scrubbing the floor
>whole audience can see her big ripe tits down her shirt
>she's down there for 3 minutes at least, big teen tits swaying all over
>didnt have a camera

this never happened in the show

>[George and Jerry are in Jerry's apartment, on the couch looking at their iPads]
>George: "Have you seen this new baneposting meme?"
>Jerry: "Again with the memes, George?"
>George: "Well, have you seen it or not?"
>Jerry: "No, George, I haven't seen it."
>George: "It's ridiculous, Jerry! All they do is write 'you're a big guy' and 'for you' over and over!"
>Jerry: "George, you know I'm not really into the meme stuff. I don't meme. I'm not a memer!"
>George: "Well, this meme has gone too far! Too far, Jerry! And I'm going to do something about it!"
>[Kramer bursts into the room]
>Kramer: "What's George yelling about?"
>Jerry: "He doesn't like the new baneposting meme."
>Kramer: "Oh ho ho ho! Looks like we got ourselves a hothead!"
>George: "That's it! I've had it!"
>[George storms out of the apartment]

to be sneaky

and? They're not appearing on the Electric Goy.

Damn I read all of this in their voices.

Why was the producer so in love with Elaine when he had a prime ephebe living in his house?

Oh yeah, the asian chick that played Punky Brewster. Was that actually a thing or just tabloids?

yes

When he was in his late 30s, Seinfeld had a four-year romantic relationship with high school student Shoshanna Lonstein who was 17 years old when they began dating.

why didn't anyone tell me

based

Kramer's the best

Even to this day, she's still extremely hot. Dating her at the age of 17 wasn't the jackpot. Staying with her would have been.

Jerry is autistic so what can you expect

pretty sure she was hotter at 17, like all women ever

You don't get to choose when you are sexually mature either

kramer wasnt jewish

Who was in the wrong here?

Wtf is this post?

The father for letting his daughter dress that way.

but he was, along with his long lost mom