/bb/ Celebrity Big Brother

IAN CALL JAMES OR METTA A BIG GUY SO WE KNOW YOU STILL LURK

Looks like Monday is another single too since it's gonna be live Veto and eviction. If wednesday and Saturday aren't both doubles I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

active shooter in house first 3 down lose

fuck, i forgot about this broad and how perfect she was.

Am I the only one rooting for james?
Ps I'm a girl

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your just a male with an inverted penis

>he doesnt know that we're all girls here

im white male and proud

That's the only explanation I could believe for these threads

is the Melissabot twitter one of us?

>Guns drop down from the ceiling
>Julie announces that the last houseguest alive is the winner of Celebrity Big Brother and the recipient of the 250k$ prize
>James's Patrick Bateman mentality enables him to pick up his weapon and neutralize everyone in the house before they even register whether Julie is serious or not
>Julie's comes back into the house announcing that obviously this comp will be laser tag
>James looks directly into the camera

>being this new

you need to go back

almost undoubtedly

my gf watches this show. I come here to niggerpost and to read recaps, because jokers is shit

I'm a guy

that's my account

its a meme you dip. play along

that being said
BOYS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

my vagina is not a meme

ur question got on rhap. Ian is an arifag

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no it isn't there are girls that post here
the meme is when guys say "hurr we all gurl here xD"

good taste

they need to post their feet or i dont believe it

/comy/ mark thread

i say
>we're all girls here teehee
not xDD
if you're gonna be a cunt about it at least quote me right

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post ur boipusy then I'll consider it

that does look surprisingly like me desu
less of a faggot but the depression beard is spot on

i was born without an asshole, how fucking DARE YOU ableist cunt

I jiggle my boobs the same way every day on my scooter to mcdonalds

What boobs

moobs*

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also
>having soyboy pics saved on your computer ready to deploy at a moments notice

shiggy diggy

MOMMY

>i was born without an asshole, how fucking DARE YOU ableist cunt

I'll make one

hit a nerve, i see

show me how senpai
my body is ready, but i dont know the way

backgammon is real good

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goodnight

Just get a pen, a trusted friend and a hammer.

>"oh my god, if that guy banging pots and pans would have been on our season, we would have killed him"

and you say that Omi is not /ourgirl/

goodnight friend

night boo xoxo
im a girl btw

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ask it if Devin is stuck in the walls

she's black.. whites only here

Devin died dude

legacy.com/obituaries/name/devin-sheppard-obituary?pid=181095621&view=guestbook

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>do the week free trial of cbs all access shit
>sixth day
>want to cancel the subscription
>forgot password so I try the password reset
>"we've found your email and sent you instructions on how to reset your password!"
>get no email
>seventh day
>get charged the $6
>try to reset password again
>"we've found your email and sent you instructions on how to reset your password!"
>get no email
what the FUCK are those jews at CBS doing for fucks sake

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>its real

HOLY SHIT

>blaming jews for your dumbshit typo

you dun goofed

F

I come bearing gifts, /bb/. I took the advice of another user and made a superior version of Paul checkmating himself at the finale. Enjoy.

Also take this extended edition. it's not quite as high quality but it captures the moment he realizes his fate.

When josh hears his name he does that hand move that women do when their bf asks them for marriage

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I'd fuck Omarosa

>tfw the ghost devin jokes aren’t jokes

Thanks!

He’s gay

double evictions fucking when?

unprecedented triple eviction

It's going to be a quadruple eviction on Friday

quintuple eviction after.

sex

trips confirm. buckle up, boys.

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post mark

have a chuck instead

Black Panther was good

I was that user, I'm glad you proved me wrong. You aren't useless.

Well, done. Today you weren't the disappointment you assuredly usually are

gayboi

Thanks, Dad. Guess I should go wash my balls and clean my room.

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poor markposter too retarded to learn about filenames

The fuck. looks like he's 7" x 6" flacid. I guess that explains why Elena moved him to Texas to live with her milkers.

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Because it depicted a totally fictional African Continent that could never exist in real life. Just like a black superhero.

yeah im bigger than that

>so paranoid he checks the filename before clicking a spoiler

here have another

post dick

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>yeah im bigger than that
>im a girl btw

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not her best angle

what did julie say about the next ep?

Quadruple eviction

Pool table gives perfect camera angles

We need more camera angles like this.

or like this

or perhaps this

imagine this shot of marissa

muh dick
stop pls

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ooh thanks for giving me an excuse to post this for the millionth time

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Made my dick go back up inside it's self

Did Brandy say she mixed wine with beer? I have a lot to learn

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Too fat gross

thats borderline pornographic

weird to see webm made by me posted so much
but this is probably the same shelbyfag spamming

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>this cast has never had s'mores
being rich must suck

10k hours in paint.

eww

>shelli will never play again

feels bad

Im sorry to hear that you're gay
It must be awful

ha you thought it was shelbyfag
but its me britbritposter

I met Shelby at the bungalow and fucked her ass

I hope you took her panties as a souvenir

Wrong Britt.

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>Just like a black superhero.
>Implying

i will def say that i was a fan of hers as well. but no my friend, not wrong britt

>gay because I have standards

RIP
Press F to pay respects...

F
Truly he was an hero

he lived like he died

getting the cash in our pockets

he's inviting too many people to join the bomb squad in heaven...

This season needs more milkies.

He's even tried to get Satan and Hitler in the BS. It's not going to work.

>Metta's worst night in the house was yesterday

he might self-evict tomorrow, especially if it's forced veto and Omarosa is dumb enough to ask him if he wants to go

Hitler maybe, but im pretty sure satan has been kicked out of heaven. He made a big stink about it, or so im told

night /bb/

needs more of everything

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Metta never sold American pie. The fuck.

never sell american pie

I can't hear the words Americas player anymore.

I'm out

fat troll kills the streams for me

holy fucking shit guys that was such a weird feeds moment.

WOW THAT IS SO WEIRD. At 11:15:30~ PM Cam 1/2 Omarosa says "O.G" and Marissa asks "What's an O.G.?", then on Cam 3/4 at 11:18:40~ PM just 3 minute later, Brandi raps a song saying "O.G." and Ari asks "What is O.G.?"

they were in separate rooms..what are the odds

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