Hey user, you like Fellini?

>rape
>incest
Oh baby

>Fellini

wait- what is that?

Just a skin tag

Rollem up

that's vagina #2

Rollin for Ronald

Absolutely disgusting

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La Strada was okay

hpv

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>Fellini

WTF was her problem?

Thought she had hair from the thumbnail. Disappointed.

Nicely browned anus desu

Hemorrhoid skin tag

>illegal twerk

role

>plagiarizing porn

What a fucking bitch, cant even bleach her asshole like a normal pornstar

>tfw fapped 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Might be time for round 5

Fucking kek

She knows she's just a glorified whore right?

looks like an imperfection

better cut it off

That's where the poop comes out.

>plagiarizes everything I do
what the fuck

Agreed about dani daniels.

i want to be her pusy slave

remy's a bitch, any girl who writes anything like this is even worse than the girls she's shitting on

Not right now it doesn't.

>incest

user do yourself a favor and quit.

You'll never get hard with a woman when you get one.

rolll

women who hate other women are the best desu

Literally all of them are cute.

I don't have any problems when I'm with women except that it takes me forever to cum.

>she's the biggest jelly donut, bursting with evil jelly

I am partial to Amarcord

i've never fapped more than twice in the same day, and hours apart at that. How the fuck can someone fap that many times? My dick hurts after the second even if it's hours after.

>pay the toll

rolling

>liking fellini

I'm hungover. For whatever reason when I'm hungover fapping is amazing and I just can't stop.

I'm a huge pseud when it comes to film, bresson, tarkovsky and all that but 8 1/2 sucked. Felt too all over the place and I hate the "make a film about making a film" premise.

dropped

Are these whores actually this delusional?
Wow

based remy destroying wannabe thot porn "stars"

Mastermind looks like Arthur

rool

Jada is the only one I like from that list.

Sooner or later

>tfw no convictgf

oh

rollin

nice pents my dude

Checked
Also I know the feel. I had Indian for dinner last night and I like it really spicy. It stings like a motherfucker coming out though.

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Rolling

What film is this from?

Elizabeth get

ROLL

re-roll

>putting bresson in the same category as tarkovsky
Bresson sucks A Man Escaped was shit

She's a cultural icon. That's why we're talking about her right now.

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Well OK

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god i fucking love Iris she's so fucking cute holy shit

Gimme gimme gimme the shimmy shimmy shimmy

brap posting is freaking hilarious i love it

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Is that michael savage

Rolling

It’s Q from Impractical Jokers

Roll for russel

come on snooki

I always thought it was Kevin Smith

I wonder what that smells like?

I'm more a visconti fan tbqh

bags of sand

shit

gillian please

patrician taste

>having sex with my gf for the first time
>eating her out
>go down to rim her ass
>faint smell of poop
>thiskillstheboner.jpg
what the fuck I hate buttholes now

Let's roll!

>talking shit with the same tongue she licked my pussy with.
based remy

>not kissing her right after

stop dating fatties

Pleb

How does she not have asshole bleaching?

>falling for the eating the ass meme

She can't wipe very well. Every chick's asshole that I've ever smelled no doubt had a musk but it wasn't unpleasant.

Neat

Somehting similar happened to me.I guess you just got to love that smell of sweat mixed with poop.
I just cant stand it.

No I don’t Ms. LaCroix, French New Wave is shit. May I show you my collector’s edition blu ray of Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice?

>shithole smells like shit
wow the discovery of the century

Wow I wish I was Renee's little brother.

Holy shit it's demolished

that's what you get for watching too much porn

Can we have a big round of applause for the mods.
Seriously guys... you're doing a bang-up job.

Looks quite pretty to me. Could do with a bleaching maybe but I quite like the colour.

Yeah there’s literal necrophillia up for like 20 minutes lmao

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Rollin

rollin

fug

shut the fuck up retard go back to your redit safe space

i want to lick her bumholio

rolling

>tfw mods don't exist

so many ass threads i like it

cheeky

Someone make a Trump thread to wake them up

Roll. Also checked.

Nsooki makes this Cred Forums

>he doesnt get more hard when he smells poop

Somethings wrong with you, friend.

I haven’t been on Cred Forums since before Trump was elected, does he really trigger them that much?

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Hey, get in line faggot.

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At least one of the Cred Forums mods is a Jewish Democrat that gets triggered by Trump and Counter Semitism posts.

rollan for a waifu

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Why does it seem like I never see men just openly talking shit about their coworkers or even behind their backs? Is it because the threat of physical violence is way more apparent when there's men involved?

baginas are gross desu

Rollin

praise the cops

How is this thread still up?

5

rolling!

No, it just don't occur to most men. They're there to work and realise it's better for all involved if they work together. Men don't usually care for gossip too much either.

Rolling for a waifu

the mods are gone, buddy

are you FUCKING kidding me!!!????

Have you seen the catalog?

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Checked

This. Fuck first time I had sex my gf thought I didn't enjoy the sex :(

>that critique of Jada
makes me like Jada even fucking more.

is it okay to put your face in that?

I unironically want to talk about Fellini with you fags. He's my favorite director. Opinions on Juliet of the Spirits?

I think La Strada is amazing, but it's really sentimental and I can see why some people aren't into it.

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no degeneracy

They take it personally when you take forever or can't cum. Sometimes it's just not gonna fucking happen. No idea why they feel it's some kind of insult.

>150 post for a thread with a nsfw thumb and a roll image
Where the fuck are the mods, I'm not reporting this, I'm just surprised.

I reckon I've watched at least three films by most Italian directors, but I've actually not really watched much Fellini. I think I saw I Vitelloni ages ago, ditto with Amacord but that's about it. Bit strange considering I've watched huge amounts of Italian cinema otherwise, might have to rearrange my watchlist a bit to remedy this.

rolling for /ourgirl/ renee.

Fuck it, roll

Men shit talk other men all the time. They just tend to avoid each other if there's mutual dislike. While women, even enemies, always insist on having some kind of relationship.

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>have fucked 3 girls in the ass
>only one of them got shit on my dick
>one was a certified anal slut
not too bad desu

ah fuck I got meme girl. her name's fucking katana. godamnit.

I do all the time if I want to cool off, or I'm looking for something that's way in the back.

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>american """"p*rn""""

So what’s the deal with Apu?

This is Katana. She's got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke. Just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

>this shit has been up for an hour
So it's obvious chink m00t isn't spending his millions on paying for staff

someone should put lindsay ellis' mugshot in this

Watch La Strada and then 8½.
La Strada is pleb filter for sentimentality and 8½ is pleb filter for using that sentimentality to articulate abstract frustrations.

>Fellini
>FNW
wew lad

Isn't that the clitoris?

foll now

I love nite-tv

No, that’s the anus!

This is exactly what I was talking about.

and by most I mean the big names from the 30s to the 60s/70s. Adore Antonioni and Visconti particularly.
Does La dolce vita fall into the first camp?

for me, it's mastermind

lol

Reminder that Remy is a certified EMT.

>Adore Antonioni
Really? Blow Up was terrible, so I haven’t bothered with any of his other films.

based spongebob sniffers

Mods aren't staff, they've never been paid anything.

Imagine if you came to after an accident and saw her face asking if you're okay. What would you think?

>(((Jada Stevens)))
>(((Dani Daniels)))
>(((Abella Danger)))

Hmmmmm

What the FUCK happened bros?

PLEASE KRISTEN I NEED YOU

I was gonna be an EMT but I just got a DUI and now I'm afraid I won't ever be one
I'm so ready to just end this shit show

Riley Reid is the most jewish out of all those women how did you miss that?

Unnecessary surgery and then a car accident. Still looks hot to me though.

GIB YANDERE GF

Kind of a mixture. It's more of a satire of society in general rather than a portrait of the relationships of individuals. Not as Neorealist as La Strada but not nearly as surreal as 8½.

roll why not

i don't know how gays do it.
saw one vid where three guys were going to town on each other's hairy assholes just sniffing and eating them out like starving dogs.

That's the entire problem

Rolling while there's still time

Ik

I'm an EMT and work part time. It's a pretty shitty job, I wouldn't recommend it. Why would you have aspirations of becoming one? At least get into Fire if you want to get into emergency. The DUI shouldn't hold you back. I had a partner who had a DUI, so it isn't impossible

Why is her butthole so dirty?

Is she part negro or just not clean?

same
I think of her differently now

She's a stoner so she probably had years of a shitty diet combined with pale skin

Ask if she could give me CPR using only her asshole

based

>gib russell

A woman's asshole should smell like an armpit at the worst. But yeah..had that happen to me. I used to think a woman's asshole was the hottest thing ever but that totally killed it.

>this thread has been up for one hour

The tetralogy is great in my opinion. Particularly, Red Desert, which doesn't get talked about nearly as much as the other three and is divergent in that instead of "simply" being a bunch of moody, beautiful, rich people wandering around, it's actually something of a futurist love-letter in many ways. Plus it was his first colour film and is often truly beautiful, albeit in that futurist manner where the camera lingers on the colours and geometries of industry instead of anything else.

wiw

Is she giving you chest compressions with the force of her asshole? Or is she using her asshole as a bag valve mask on your face? Which ever it is she's got talent

milker alert

>A woman's asshole should smell like an armpit at the worst
At the VERY worst

My ultimate goal is to be a nurse but I've wanted to be a paramedic since I was a kid but knowing how cutthroat it can be trying to be a fireman, i know with a DUI it's basically a pipe dream
I've heard that with a DUI i can't be insured to drive, and they say it's a career killer is it true?

Heck. Mods please?!

God I wish I could sniff her butthole

I love Fellini but haven't gotten into Antonioni. What are his best? I feel like L'Avventura and Red Desert are considered good but I haven't seen them.

Roll

actually did this to a girl two days ago, after I had already fucked her. got hard from licking her ass and fucked her again. she had the nicest pussy and asshole. can't wait to see her again. she was an angel.

HOLY LOL!

Please G_d let this thread hit the bump limit

I've been meaning to watch it for ages to see how much sense the comparisons of La grande bellezza to it make, but again I think I got sidetracked when I was meant to be starting on Fellini and went another direction instead.
But I reckon I'll enjoy 8 1/2 from what you say. Neo-realism is good, but I feel it is a bit overhyped as a cinematic movement. Rossellini is great, but watching films by Camerini and Blasetti often makes me feel that Neorealism wasn't as much of a revolution as it is painted, and in fact was already fairly well-formed during the fascist regime.

they see me rollin

Depends on the company your applying for, the state your licensed to work in, how long it's been, etc. I work with a lot of paramedics who I question their habits outside of work. I know for a fact a few of them haven't had clean pasts

I think a few of the off topic will hit bump limit at this rate.

anyone complaining about porn threads on Cred Forums should kys or at the very least go back to redddit. pathetic.

where the fuck did the mods go

also rolling

You know, just knowing that you work with people that have made the same stupid mistake that i have that still get to do what I want to do gives me hope so thanks m8