American “””””””pizza”””””””””””

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

American “””””””pizza”””””””””””

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

Reminder that in an attempt to avoid the anti mobile posting mafia, apple has once again changed the image filenames on their phones
this is the new phoneposter filename format. please name and shame all phoneposters whenever you see them.

To filter them you can add this
/^[\w](?=[\w](?=[\w](?=[\w](?=[\w](?=[\w](?=[\w](?=[\w](?=-))))))))/
I recommend putting ;exclude: and then boards like /c/ afterwards, if you use them. Note that this only filters apple devices.

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

You got a problem with our 'za?

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

I was wondering what this format was about, they do seem about as low quality as the guys that used to be covered by this:

/^IMG_\d{4}\.(jpe?g|png|gif)$/;stub:no

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

I love these threads.

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

op is hungry
has no food
shitposting is how he is coping
LMAO

Landon Rogers
Landon Rogers

so? who cares

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

Americans with brains realize that's Chicago tomato cheesecake. No one with a white brain considers that pizza.

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

Whats wrong with posting from your phone?

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

That's Obama's America

Jaxson James
Jaxson James

excuse me I ordered the chili covered spaghetti

Colton Martinez
Colton Martinez

Always wanted to try this, its like cheese soup in a dough bowl. how do americans eat this

Gavin Anderson
Gavin Anderson

It's surprisingly thick. It holds after you cut it into "pizza" slices. Haven't had it in a while but it's good.

Jaxson King
Jaxson King

It's called Italian Style Yorkshire Pudding and you eat it with a spoon.

Ryder Sullivan
Ryder Sullivan

that is a fucking awful 'za

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

Nothing, if you're on facebook or reddit. Phoneposters are retards who make low quality posts and contribute nothing of value to the site.

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

american burgers

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

People who actually belong on this site, homo.

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

Chicago style pizza is basically lasagna with bread instead of noodles. It’s pretty good, the metric assload of cheese holds it into one solid mass.

Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

That's just an appetizer

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

It's fucking good if you can get past the "IT'S NOT REAL PIZZA" autism. You don't need to go to Chicago either, just go to any Uno Pizzeria in any American city.

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

I post with android and clover pretty much exclusively and the file name uploaded is always the same as how it was downloaded. How are you going to filter me?

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

well too fucking bad because they aren't going anywhere.

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

nigger attitude
Keep digging.

Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

Is that chicken fried steak?

Easton Powell
Easton Powell

HURR DURR I HAVE NO FRIENDS SO I DONT USE A PHONE PEOPLE WITH FRIENDS CANT USE THEIR PHONE REEE MY SECRET CLUB

Lucas Sanchez
Lucas Sanchez

that's go 'za. real Americans steer clear of that abomination.

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

It's more sauce than cheese. Lots of tomato and meats. Kinda like a big tomato soup bowl. It's not really pizza and only Chicagoans think it is.

Jeremiah Wright
Jeremiah Wright

just biscuits and gravy for me

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

I've already got a filter for blacked.com filenames

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

American tomato and cheese pie

Anthony Hughes
Anthony Hughes

redditor defending gatekieeping despite gatekeeping being a Cred Forums tradition to keep his kind out

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

Chicago style
Deep dish mostly North Side thing. South side has the superior cracker thin crust with well done bake. Vitos and Nick's destroys any of the deep dish (which is still OK occasionally, but I fucking hate the whole tomatoes).

Gabriel Walker
Gabriel Walker

he gets triggered over phoneposters

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

brazillian "pizza"

Christopher Richardson
Christopher Richardson

Nobody cares, literal nigger. Move to a white city.

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

But Dogfart so much better because they go both ways.

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

angry person with a phone made for retards and gays

Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson

only burgers and hotdogs for us please

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

that's a poorly cooked pizza, obviously, but at least it's not a casserole masquerading as a 'za

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

It clearly says cheese not included.

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

Real pizza coming through

This is an Italian delicatesse pizza. Unlike those cheese and tomato pies you American shitheads keep posting

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

pineapple pizza is the most glorious of pizzas. fact.

Josiah Baker
Josiah Baker

How are you even supposed to eat that?

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

I don't like it like that the shells are too crunchy

Lincoln Lee
Lincoln Lee

Oh yeah clearly there’s no cheese or sauce on that pizza, you fucking idiot

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

Europeans are too gay to make food to fuel a testosterone filled man.

Dylan Murphy
Dylan Murphy

clearly, that's the New England special
Euros are trying to steal our artisan pizzas now

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

How does anyone find this appetizing?

Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

Pretending to be retarded

Gabriel Russell
Gabriel Russell

Phone posters are shit posters. Phones use IPv6 addressing so there are literally more IP addresses than stars in the nearest 2 billion galaxies. Cred Forums mods can never ban all of the IPv6 phone poster IP addresses. The shitposting potential is for all intents and purposes infinite. Once the rest of the internet goes IPv6 in the next few years shitposting will be unstoppable.

William Foster
William Foster

mexican "pizza"

Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

Lets be honest. Ban evading is pretty simple and trivial as is.

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

Depends on your ISP. Not all will give you a new IP just because you reset your modem. Some give you the same IP for weeks at a time. But all phone companies give you a new IP every few minutes.

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

you guys need to get a grip

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

brother, this is Cred Forums

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

My order tonight was kino :)

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

I can't even phone post anymore. I used to be able to on Cred Forums and /pol/ but as of last week that stopped and my ip range is gone

Joshua King
Joshua King

literally marvel/st star wars tier

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

tfw only have shitty trash papa johns to order from
fuck my life
i eat burger king now

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

I think the logical conclusion is to have people sign up for a Cred Forums account using a photo ID. That way you only get one account for life, and if you abuse your posting privileges you will be held accountable.

Connor Gutierrez
Connor Gutierrez

No one cares about your trash opinions. Skyline is fucking delicious.

I bet you're not even from Cincinnati

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

why do west coasters do this?

Parker Ramirez
Parker Ramirez

I love 'go 'za!

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

Lol fuck off you autistic faggot

Matthew Bell
Matthew Bell

Damn this is embarrassing kill your self hahah

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

i see this webm all the time, but havent seen the actual video. is this guy just trolling?

Joshua Peterson
Joshua Peterson

he's never had Cincinnati chili
Even as a Texan, I can say that you're missing out.