How insufferable are they going to be?

Why would it upset the left? Too white, not enough females?

Having the same host 2 years in a row makes zero sense to me. I guess Disney wants to shill for their late night host that bad.

can't wait for 2 hours of FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WYPIPO

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will go one of these ways

1.

>Shape of Water wins, also del toro wins best director. media and twatters start posting about how a white man won. yep.

2.

>Get Out wins. Black power posting for days.

>del toro
>white

Shape of water is a terrible movie, it's even nominated? Sheeit

They're always insufferable. Imagine if any other industry aired their award ceremony. Would you want to watch it? The best way to deal with the Oscars is to crossdress and take acid. The creators of South Park were on to something there.

phantom thread is the best picture
however shape of water will win
dunkirk would be appreciated

Hopefully memes. Lala Land being accidentally named best picture was pretty funny last year.

exactly dum dum. the media and the fucks on twitter will take one look and think he's white.

even if they find out he's Mexican, that ain't diverse enough cause he ain't black.

Either of these being a choice is hilarious

Three Billboards took the golden globe.and bafta, I really think it's a bit of a shoo-in at this point

same, I watch the oscars with the Cred Forums sticky on my laptop

Cred Forums is at its best on Oscar night
I would literally never go to an Oscar party ever again if it meant giving up on Cred Forums Oscar threads

Ditto

sneed

why do you care?

I'll only watch because I know one of the smaller Oscar nominees personally but other than that I couldn't care less.

Hopefully this happens
Gel Torso needs a reality check asap

>Get Out jokes
>17 Drumpf jokes
>Jimmy Kimmel will cry and talk about guns or healthcare
> #MeToo speeches

Aren't you forgetting the very important Black Panther matters movement?

The threads will be full of cp

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What movie do you actually think will win Best Picture? Three Billboards seems to be winning at all the other shows (one of the weakest nominated) but that doesn't always mean the same for the Oscars.

I'm guessing either Call Me By Your Name, Lady Bird or The Post.

Of those three CMBYN is the only one that would make sense.
I'd be happy if that or 3 billboards wins, disappointed if Shape of Water wins, beside myself if anything else wins. I'd consider not watching the Oscars ever again if any of those other flicks won it.

is PT worth a watch? sounds boring but PTA/DDL promises much. Can DDL pull off a 4th Oscar win?

has it been a year already?

Explain how that triggers liberals

I used to watch On Cinema's Oscar special but at this point I'd rather watch the real Oscars because of Tim's literal obsession with Trump. It's going to be insufferable.

>metoo

Lol, Hollywood hates the metoo movement because it outed a bunch of hollykikes

I hope Kimmel cries.

Liberals are big fans of outrage culture, they support the kind of hatred Mildred espoused.
3 Billboards is anti-outrage, I've noticed it rubbing some libs the wrong way as a result.

Unwatchable. More so.

Yes.

They always have been insufferable, its always been a gigantic circlejerk for hollywood congratulating themselves on how amazing they are

"accidentally "

Outrage culture has nothing to do with ideology, its all a personality type issue

Oh and I agree, it just seems like the culture has aligned itself with the modern left.
Hell, I'm a "leftist" but I find the behavior of most others quite appalling.

Gay guys -- especially white ones obv. -- aren't among the groups that matter in their circles any more. The maleness supersedes the gayness In deciding who should be given empathy. They got phased out as race/gender-based hate grew in and they started focusing more on transgender and "queer" people (still no idea who that term covers now that it's suddenly not derogatory). Can be hard to keep up sometimes.

Even I think it was a PR stunt but it was still hilarious

I can see it now.
"A gay movie won best picture! Too bad there were no blacks"

>Just don't watch.
we got memes to do idiot

>Adam Driver still doesn't have an Oscar

thats what happens when u divide people into groups and now they realize there's way too many groups and it can never end because if one is on top, someone else is not. its funny to watch as they devour themselves.

The guy who originally made this image had to apologize and admit it was a joke because people on Twitter were calling him anti-Semitic.

They wouldn't shut up about it at the Golden Globes.

>A community full of rapists, pedos, drug addicts, cult members and the mentally ill is going to lecture Americans on moralty for three and a half hours.

Should be a hoot. Definitely won’t watch.

I dont think I've ever sat through any of the oscars at all ever so I dont care. Plus ill hear all about from this place and youtube and shit like that so who cares.

Why didnt Cruz wait
He couldve shot all and killed all these cocksuckers

Came here to post this.

based

i've never watched them, but the baftas were fun to get drunk and shitpost to so i'll do it this year

>Posting memes using your real life accounts
He deserved it tbqh

Then just wait for Cred Forums to tell you what becomes a meme. I never saw Homeland but the threads last night were fun

i pity you

ok

FUCK THE OSCARS

Watching the oscars for the first time was fun.

Otherwise I think i recognize some of those names but I really have a hard time bringing myself to actually CARE about awards but anyways,,,I was planning to watch Logan? Some of these foreign movies are always very sexy and unique. So I like those and always check their list of foreign movies, sometimes documentaries. Life...

a private industry awards ceremony populated entirely by the most masturbatory, self-important virtue signallers in the world, where they applaud each other for their clichéd speeches about diversity and acceptance - all in the name of celebrating the most cancerous industry in entertainment

no thanks

Only reason I'm excited for the Oscars is the On Cinema Oscar Special.

I'm betting Denzel won't show up out of spite.
He looked pissed off at the Globes when he realized every speech was about hating men, as if his accomplishments don't matter.

>Del Taco wins best Director
>he goes up for his award
>suddenly Natalie Portman bursts out and stage
>"HOW DARE THEY GIVE THIS AWARD TO THIS WHITE MAAAAAN, THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH HOLLYWOOD GIVING AWARDS TO MEN"
>Del Taco is told he has to give his award to Patty Jenkins for Wonder Women

checked
yeah even black men are evil now

"vince, get the cross"

three billboards is great, but why wasn't it nominated for Best Director? Those awards should go hand-in-hand. Instead fucking Get Out gets both noms for being the best movie made by someone at least partially black of the year in order not to trigger another so white hashtag

jesus the movie awards are such bullshit, at least my boy Sam got the Bafta for his part in billboards

It'll be whining about Trump, whining about guns, and whining about men that don't toe the line with the #MeToo pogrom.

Who actually watches this shit? What do you honestly expect? Some idiots will watch it for the ''''memes'''' but at the end of the day it's just facebook-tier outrage porn.

OH MY GOD Cred Forums CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THESE SHELTERED CHAMPAGNE SOCIALIST LIBERALS SAID?! EXACTLY WHAT YOU'D EXPECT, LMAO XD

TIME'S UP

Where can I guess my shitty votes

>yfw get out wins

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Hey, if church can do it for centuries...

I would say the left will hate CMBYN winning because of the 17 y.o age and the eventual sexual assault stuff, but your reason is correct too.

>I would say the left will hate CMBYN winning because of the 17 y.o age
why would they? they're the ones pushing for pedo shit

TFW Black Panther got zero Oscar nominations this year!
#oscarssowhiteagain

Get Out is this year dumbass

>Watching the celebrity-self-mastubatory (((oscars)))

According to based Kermode, the movie that has the most chances of winning is Lady Bird because it's not as controversial or divisive as others. So while some critics will probably vote down Get Out, Three Billboards or Shape out of spite, Lady Bird will only get positive votes and take hom teh award

It checks out, I think

Who are "they"? There are a lot of lefties crying out sexual abuse. Corey Feldman is boiling over the film