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QotD: Do you think you would be good at marriage?

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i would be great at marriage because i would not try to shove outdated stuff like griffith down my spouses throat

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I would be wonder full at marriage

no

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no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's up with that scar on her leg

Impressing is antithetical. It invests and distracts from assessment. You must cloud and confound without the opposition's notice..

what did you even say

>superficial biopic
>5 stars

it's not just any biopic my friend

He's got gay cancer. He's going to die and so are you

It really is.

you crave entertainment

People have lost reality, lost themselves by being concerned with themselves (inundated by images and self-expression), but everything is cyclical, connected, and branched, so instead of Straub-Huillet and Costa (bourgeosis form of abstraction that is reversion to a past hoping that commercial decay will implode and they (straub and costa) will be the light to this reversion for the anti-bourgeosis leftist bubble, INSTEAD the PROPER way is to be Griffith and Stroheim (harness and branch to reach other side). You do this by commercial prpoganda means (not film, insurrection). The true metamodernism (not pendulum swinging), fight fire with fire. To unite extreme divergent halves and see other side.

It's a transcendental experience, almost indescribable with words
You wouldn't understand if you haven't watched it

Hello friends. Is this thread the intellectual meeting of the minds?

why don't you ask your MOM

To commit dialectical discourse that accounts for intensity and prevailing dominance, as well as synthesis that self-secretes

>transcendental
Nice lingo reddit. You're into scientology

why are you watching those old movies user?

youtube.com/watch?v=Q671QIDeH-U

I am

You are.

The goal is to find how many facets of expression can be dialectically duplicated and overcome without expanding (Griffith, especially Flaherty, Eisenstein, Stroheim) and maintaining reality to reach comprehensive truth.

Editing that does not control, but reflects to reach center
A cut that does not immediately contradict or delivery irony but acts as stepping stone for overall montage, later they will understand significance.

why is machill phoneposting a bunch of pictures of scantily clad women

*weak

*gay

>1923.gif
i thought you didn't like kuster beaton

gay

Nice lingo reddit. You're into scientology

All I want is a room somewhere
Far away from the cold night air
With one enormous chair
Aow wouldn't it be loverly?

Lots of choc'lates for me to eat
Lots of coal makin' lots of 'eat
Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet
Aow wouldn't it be loverly?

Aow so loverly sittin' abso-bloomin'-lutely still
I would never budge 'till spring
Crept over me windowsill

Someone's 'ead restin' on my knee
Warm an' tender as 'e can be
'ho takes good care of me
Aow wouldn't it be loverly?

Wouldn't it be loverly?
Loverly
Loverly
Loverly

Loverly

Divorced form as circumvention of content. Misleading pathos. Tonal branching, breaking style while maintaining reality, juxtaposing spherical influences.

This is the pathway to harnessing.

To abstract without losing thesis

To expand without becoming obvious

why are you faggots still here? Take your awful general gb retards.

why are you faggots still here? Take your awful general gb retards.

Are you the guy that gave Star Wars 5 stars and Raging Bull 3?

Bravo to your tastes, good sir. That's quite the selection.

What is Emma Stone was in Space Battles

why don't you ask your MOM

She's dead

*giggles

why don't you just look through his profile and find out you DUMB FUCK

yikes

*giggles

faggot

m.youtube.com/watch?v=XThtG4dkTvg

You are.

thats the funniest fucking pepe I've ever seen

>dreamlike
>ethereal
>breathtaking
>transcendental

These are terms instantly make me disregard what you have to say

Add surreal

Add paean

Add oneiric

Add "Emma Stone is terrible"

Add good

Add tone poem

griffithesque

Who the fuck names themself swimming pool

Add swimmingpool

>Caligari

Caligari

I actually don’t disagree with that

Turns out Rohmer IS for soyboys

Add movie

Add cinema

Change your score to a 1

>Bugman

done

You first

>Bugmanlet

wtf I’m a Griffith shill now

You aren't

>Ozu
Griffith and Chaplin are considered distillation, but Ozu is distillation taken too far to the point of oversimplification. Every decision in an Ozu work is mathematically contrived under the false pretense of being a close approximation to life and repeated ad infinitum to the point of didactic lull, there are no detours, no unpredictability, even his contrapuntal formal decisions are contrived in the same manner. Ozu, a known loner and outcast, designs his world's viewpoint in the same way similar loners and outcasts view. He scripted his characters as mouthpieces to tell you the world is this (his) way all the way to his deathbed, and he died that same loner and outcast never learning that it wasn't.

David Dessereditor of “Ozu’s ‘Tokyo Story;’” and Talking with Ozu, points out that Ozu considered himself a craftsman, or something akin to a tofu maker

Ozu is not an orchestrator of reality he is vulgar and banal, a craftsman.

>Mizoguchi
I like neither Mizoguchi nor Renoir. The prior seeks to multiply questions by coincidences while his fully detached camera harnesses little to no interaction between components and merely has him throw his hands up turning on auto-pilot fully eliminating layers. Proper is answers and motivations that become questions without ever asking the question in the first place. Renoir is just wishy washy and soft, a progenitor of the pendulum swing of moralization that defines "arthouse". Pic-related exceeds anything either could accomplish, you feminist queer

NOOOOO!!!! STOP!

Jean Renoir?

Jean Cocteau?

Are you post?

Yes, it's in my avatar

Yes, it’s in my avatar

Yes, it’s in my avatar

>Caligari

>Possession

Intolerance gets a 1 star from me now!

>avatar
The #1 movie of all time that changed cinema forever

That's what I want you to do

:)

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Time to grow up. Learn English, spic

gracias amigo, me mostraste el camino

No one here speaks thirdword. Go scrounge around one of the dumpsters you don't live in for food

Do you suck dicks?

No

Do you suck cocks?

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He's underage

That doesn't mean he doesn't suck cocks. Your pic points to the contrary

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>93 replies
>7 posters

*sigh

*smacks bubblegum

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Are these threads always this autistic

In all honesty, you could never even hope to understand Stone if you are not from the great commonwealth of Kentucky. The themes and motifs of presented in Stone's masterworks are so intertwined with Kentucky's place in the union.

Non-Kentuckians are simply emulating understanding

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why does disney pay indians to advertise their movies here and make a thread about them every minute what purpose does it serve

>why do companies advertise their products
Hmmm good question

why do companies advertise their products on Cred Forums Cred Forums

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how the fuck did you watch 7 films in one day?

he's a nigger

Original Name 3x

>that point when you're not too drunk to follow the plot but drunk enough to enjoy it

was this a good movie

why did the taliban report on this japanese murderer?

Why do you sigh

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gay

Started out interesting then became boring and weird for the sake of it.

>t.pleb

do Mike think he is an autuer?

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's Rooney Emily Bing Bong Bings Mara

The only thing I thought was weird was the end when they were throwing his bones and they got stuck in the air, the fuck was that.

sexy ass bruce

gay

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this image is a lot more funny than that video was

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bruce on the right

how is it gay?

fag

I'll sit on your FACE

degenerate

how is that degenerate?

sick fuck

brucie poo don't be angry

VIVA L'ITALIA - GOOD MOVIE - OR GREAT MOVIE???

queer

America >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Viva L'italia

it's literally just pornography!!!!!!!!!!

VIVA L'ITALIAAAAAAHHHH!!!
BAMICCI BA CHEENI VAMICCI MAMOH! MAMMA MIA, ESTA VICCA ESLO CINCCI VAMO!!!!!

Who's your favorite Letterboxd reviewer? I can't decide between Matt Lynch & Sally Jane Black.

Mary Conti

David "Kikenstein" Ehrlich

Isn't Life Wonderful > Paisan

What is the best Italian picture

Bicycle Thieves

reddit

>Isn't Life Wonderful?
No.

Isn't Life Terrible > Paisan

Isn't life wonderful? I went to the store Way Down East and got a free replacement for my Broken Blossoms.

After seeing Dr. Strange about my crippling anxiety, I got raped by a Black Panther

Back in Summertime, I took A Passage to India and had a Brief Encounter with Lawrence of Arabia. This Happy Breed of Lawrence's Passionate Friends introduced me Ryan's Daughter, who screeched so loud she was Breaking the Sound Barrier. I had Great Expectations of Lawrence, but he cursed me with the Blithe Spirit and I had to see Doctor Zhivago and take a pill called Hobson's Choice. Quite an Oliver Twist if you ask me.

Rosselini

We the Women
Socrates
Taking of Power by Louis XIV

AH BWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

yes

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>Socrates
>Taking of Power by Louis XIV
Better than Straub Huillet and Bresson

yes

a classic!!!!!!

Jean Renoir?

Jean Cocteau?

Any closeup ass shots of her doing this>?????

>Do you think you would be good at marriage?
No I'm terrified :(

are you a woman? be my gf.

beta

you don't get to talk to me like that bitch

Now compare to established alpha

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After killing and cannibalizing several men and being found unfit for trial, Regina Stevens desperately tried to convince her psychiatric caregivers that she wasn't mentally ill, but was in fact slowly becoming a real life zombie.

recommend me a film to watch tonight

SUBMERGE yourself in the visual splendor that is James Cameron's Avatar

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no, I'll pass on that rec. thank you.

>166 post
>18 posters
Just fuck off already.

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The 13th Letter (1951)

i never understood how people got that high a level, furthest I got was level 30

I broke my record last year for 13 in one day, 14 in one sitting.

/thegr1fter

the furthest i've got was 9, but that's just because i'm a lazy piece of shit

you should do a vlog about your life

why do soyboys do this

I hope this isn't as degenerate as it looks

wew
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a white tank top

fuck you

you whore

>Griffith is not a storyteller
Explain this, Megan
youtu.be/8PrYrRt-M1s?t=286

D.W. Griffith sounds a lot more german than I thought

what did you think he would sound like

>Griffith is God
>Sounds like a german and not a husky ape
sure bucko

like betty boop

What's a soy boy?

you

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dave nigger chapelle

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>that smoke
>ywn live in a time where smoking is socially acceptable

hey you can change pronouns

What does Megaautist think about Thank You For Smoking?

>Griffith is not racist
>The Klan was needed

>at the time, it was needed. It served a purpose
He was against the new KKK

no

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good flick?

respond tome faggots

respond tome faggots

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good flick?

Lauren Faust > Faust

big if true

whomst've text is this

>tfw too european to comprehend Griffith

literally yodelin' after readign thiss

Is cuteness a weapon? In America?

frog faced fuck

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what did he mean? it served a purpose? i haven't seen the movie

Watch it and you'll see!

>Lost Interviews Reveal Orson Welles Despised Alfred Hitchcock, Charlie Chaplin and Other Hollywood Legends

>Welles considered Laurence Olivier "stupid," Spencer Tracy "hateful," Charlie Chaplin "arrogant," Jennifer Jones "hopeless," and James Stewart "a bad actor." He said that Joan Fontaine had "two expressions," Norma Shearer was "one of the most minimally talented ladies to appear on the silver screen," and he couldn't stand looking at Bette Davis, "so I don't want to see her act."

>He had mixed views of Alfred Hitchcock: "I've never understood the cult of Hitchcock. Particularly the late American movies … Egotism and laziness. And they're all lit like television shows … I saw one of the worst movies I've ever seen the other night [Rear Window] … Complete insensitivity to what a story about voyeurism could be. I'll tell you what is astonishing. To discover that Jimmy Stewart can be a bad actor … Even Grace Kelly is better than Jimmy, who's overacting."

Clan is spelled with a c not a k.

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Is Black Panther a good movie? Yes!
Is Black Panther deserving of the insane amount of worship and politicization it's getting? NOPE.

Merle Oberon and Norma Shearer.

all those words, yet you managed to say nothing. it's almost impressive.

not an argument

>that feel when you will never watch a 24 hour VHS trash marathon with Ed

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maybe i'm wondering why you would post your profile on an anonymous image board

just tell me

Unlike most people on here, I rate films unironically.

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soyboy

this

>capeshit
>a good movie

this
and this

this

>A middle-class family living in Calais deal with a series of setbacks while paying little attention to the grim conditions in the refugee camps within a few miles of their home.
Essential Soykino