Mad Max: fury road

I've finally just seen picrelated. And holy shit it was bland and terrible, what the fuck is up with all those positive reviews? I feel lied to.

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>trusting critics reviews

retard, you called for it

>it's a tom hardy tries to meme episode

You got what you deserved, OP

normies praise literally anything with a fast script

>feminist shit
>gets great reviews
Gee, I can’t figure out why

of course its only superficially feminist
the women in the movie are retarded and make everything worse

It was literally one of the best movies in recent memory.

Sorry you didn't enjoy Warhammer's Orks™: The Movie,

>feminists script

Here come the brainlets.

Joe finds himself in the desert; creates hierarchical, organized, functional industrial society that has water and food on command as well as medicine

The women find themselves in fertile territory, far away from people like Joe, and in their hands it turns to desert and nearly everyone dies.

It's no more feminist that The Road Warrior

Atleast you got some decent action, huh.

>Get btfo with Moon (gay and black)
>Get btfo with Ghostbusters (women)
>Get btfo with TLJ (women)
>Get btfo with Black Panther (black)

Question: how do polweenies manage to take all these punches without going down and staying down? Your idiotic and regressive ideas and views are not the status quo anymore. In fact the whole world is celebrating diversity why you bitter cuckolds are sat here thinking you'll get to change the world in your favour by organising raids on Rotten Tomatoes user scores and praising "kek". Unironically dunk yourself through a noose and neck yourself.

I tried it back when torrents came out
>who is this guy?
>who is this chick?
>what society is this, how does it work?
>what rituals are they talking about?
>"Hah, fuck you, just watch this 1,5 hours long chase sequence"

>hardy
>big bam bam boom boom
what's not to like?

Would you rather have everything be a sausagefest then having five attractive women sitting around half-naked in the movie?

stop watching movies

this is the movie that made me stop trusting rottentomatoes. i fell asleep watching this in the theater so there was no way to get my money back

I already did. TV is better

I think it's one of those movies you have to see in a theatre to get the full experience.

Sorry you missed out lol.

I saw this in theaters and got a handjob during it. I had a constant boner the entire time.

>10/10 soundtrack youtube.com/watch?v=xllG3fSUAOw
>a fuckton of practical effects
>great visual world building
>warboys
>great acting by Nicholas Holt
>muh cinematography
>no shaky cam/billion cuts bulshit action
>constant anti deus ex machina

It was a good action movie. Not some masterpiece, but we don't get GOOD easily nowadays. So it's hailed as the second coming of Jesus.

I’d rather have a Mad Max movie and not some feminist executive’s self-insert.

did you at least give him a hand job too?

>didn't see it in theaters
>thinks he's entitled to an opinion
Lol

>paying for movies, ever

>People still going for the "fury road is feminist" dmeme
I can see why you sad fucks hates jews soo much...you guys just Keep falling for the Easiest tricks they Keep pulling

it's one of them films that are 10/10 when you see it at the movie theatre with the surround sound and 4k graphics rather than on your iphone when you're having a shit you degenerate

>Miller will never direct a 40k movie about an Ork Waagh

Just exterminatus this planet already.

its not for you soyboy

I can see why you'd be so jaded and bitter watching all your media hunched over a computer screen while shitposting

>can't afford a movie ticket
fucking scrub

>all this soyboy butthurt in this thread

Reddit thinks it's one of the best action flicks of all time.

>calling the best movie of the century bland
fuck off idiot.

>Get btfo with Moon (gay and black)
how is this movie gay and black?

why do you care what reddit thinks? are you unable of forming your own opinions

6/10

calling this feminist shows what a non-critical brainlet you are

Just putting it out there.

I think it's a 6-7/10 decent flick but not as great as people make it out to be.

>waaaaaaaaaaah there are women in my action movie this is some feminist sjw shit forced by the joooooz

>celebrating diversity
what did he mean by this?

>In fact the whole world is celebrating diversity
false, western media and it's drones are celebrating diversity. wait a while and we will have more "celebrated rainbow nations" like south africa

It's probably one of the best films in existence.

Sorry your iq is < 40.

>Moonlight: forgotten
>Ghosbusters: bombed
>TLJ: fated to be seen as one of the worst movies in Star Wars
>Black Panther:forgotten when Infinity War comes around.

Won best picture
Was a financial and critical success
1b+
No

>Won a best picture
And was promptly forgotten and never spoken again unlike Get Out, which is still talked about to this day.

>financial and critical success
Please, everyone now admits it was a flop, including the director who regrets even making it politcal. You can stop larping as an SJW, that is embarassing.

>1b+
Pic related

>No
Its the main event that everyone has been waiting for. Its objectively more anticipated than Black Panther.

The absolute state of Cred Forums

Mad Max: Fury Road was bretty gud :DDDDD

>someone took the time to make this

The movie is about a patriarch, who milks women in factories, losing his sex slaves. His sex slaves (whom he uses primarily for breeding) come back with an army of matriarchs (called The Many Mothers) to defeat him. The ending is a group of women being taken up to what is ostensibly the patriarch's throne room, which symbolizes their take over. The film literally couldn't be more feminist if it tried. Why does Cred Forums insist on denying the film's politics?

Fuck off tripfag. The Many Mothers were starving to death in a desolate wasteland before they were saved by Mad Max. Even the literal Mary Sue, Furiosa, had no ambitions beyond escape. The film portrays Max and his masculine audacity as their hero.

because if you interpret them outside of the accepted dialect then actually the women look and are total fucking idiots. Think for yourself

This is an interpretive justification you're making in order to reconcile your misogyny with the fact that a film you like espouses feminist ideology. Furiosa is the person who saves them, not Mad Max. He's basically a side character in his own film. The film also clearly portrays Joe as the feminist conception of an evil patriarch (uses women as sex slaves, is concerned with breeding and producing male offspring, hoards material wealth), and all of the heroes except for two are women. The film wasn't hailed as a feminist masterpiece for no reason.

the only good part was the storm and sfx.

What made me mad in this movie is total disregard to the fucking movie universe
Like literally everyone is poor and imporvished hobo, but that whore seems to think that saving those poor womyn (who have it the best of all) is somehow logical

>if you think it's wrong to abuse women, you must be a feminist
kill yourself

To this point:
>women being taken up to what is ostensibly the patriarch's throne room, which symbolizes their take over

Max delivered the women to the throne room. Max delivered the women who couldn't keep fucking paradise green to a room demanding skills and competence they clearly lacked.

If anything, Max's delivery of the women to the throne room is a delivery of that which will destroy Joe's kingdom. It's a huge "fuck you, joe, for kidnapping me and trashing my ride"

>he's basically a side character in his own film
This line is a dead giveaway that the poster in question has never seen another mad max movie and doesn't know what they're talking about

i mean you dont have to be a genius to find out, it made to little money, they were expecting atleast 1.8b, but they cut way short, for what its worth, we can expect a lot differnt part 3.

you didn't watch it on the big screen

>Warhammer's Orks™: The Movie
This.

Imb4 orkz

T.brainlet

>Furiosa's plan is to run away to her old home
>finds out her home was destroyed while she was gone
>decides to run away some more
>max gets a conscience and convinces her and the other women in tow that's stupid and going to get them killed, here's a better plan; double back, Joe will never expect this.

Keep crying about feminism ruining your movies, Max is clearly the hero of the story still. Being a silent protagonist doesn't mean he's relegated to a side-role, it just means he's that, silent.

>Watching movies in a 17" laptop
The absolute state of nu/tv/

>>if you think it's wrong to abuse women, you must be a feminist
You're a legit peabrain. Thinking that the women were victims isn't what's feminist, it's creating a universe where women are victimized to that degree in order to make a statement about TODAY that's feminist. Do you have any idea what a parable is?

>Max delivered the women who couldn't keep fucking paradise green to a room demanding skills and competence they clearly lacked.
That's an interesting interpretation, but clearly not intentional. It was intended to be a happy, triumphant ending. The film gives no indication that those women are going to ruin that society as well. George Miller himself calls the film feminist.

This

Actually, I dislike the film intensely and a small part of the reason is because of how it wraps the misogynistic status quo in the guise of feminine empowerment. But it seems to have fooled you pretty well.

Furious didn't save them. Not even close. She was about to lead them across a desert with no idea of how far the other side was. If they hadn't run into Max, they would have all died. It's a stock standard Hollywood "women get in over their heads and gallant man bails them out" film.

>Keep crying about feminism ruining your movies,
The reason you disagree with my (and everyone else's) political interpretation of the film is because you see it as an attack on the film as a work of art. You can't reconcile liking a film that espouses an ideology you abhor.

>It's a huge "fuck you, joe, for kidnapping me and trashing my ride"
That's what I thought, too. Was spending the whole movie asking "why the fuck hasn't Max gotten revenge for his sweet ride being stolen and shit?".
Then he dropped off those blackthumbs into the one place that we saw that, as you say, "demanding skills and competence they clearly lacked". All was right after that.
Especially that little smirk when he turns around and walks away.

>The film gives no indication that those women are going to ruin that society as well.
>The women turned a, presumably, lush groud into a fucking swamp. A whole region - not just a cabbage patch.
Sure thing, Anita.

You're incredibly stupid. She's the one who came up with the idea to go back and fight them off. She had the vehicle they did everything in. Max was a detour. Hux helped them more than Max.

>>The women turned a, presumably, lush groud into a fucking swamp. A whole region - not just a cabbage patch.
I'm sure that had nothing to do with the ecological politics of the film. I'm sure it was just a group of grandmas who made that whole land infertile.

>Thinking that the women were victims isn't what's feminist, it's creating a universe where women are victimized to that degree in order to make a statement about TODAY that's feminist.

>women are victimized
>which is why they can own property
>can vote
>can receive an education
>can run for and hold public office
>enjoy all the same civil rights that men enjoy
>are so privileged that media witch hunts are launched in their favor

There's no statement about (((TODAY))) that's being made, dumbfaggot. It's fictional conflict that drives the plot. Unless Joe is supposed to represent Muslims, you've got no case.

Thanks tripfag. You made it clear that you have no idea what you're talking about. I re-watched the scene just now and Max is clearly the one that came up with the idea. I won't give you any more of my time.

test

In fairness, it was worth watching on the big screen. Some great action and stunts.
Just think of it as road warrior 2.0 without so much dialogue.
Nux and Furiosa were good, and I liked hardy as max. Immortan Joe isone of the better villains to come out of movies in a while.
The car-porn was all tip-top too, and war rig deserved an oscar for best supporting role.
But just goes to show how dangerous expectations can be I guess.

In what world did women stopped complaining after we gave them those rights? It's a parable about men's control over women's reproduction, sort of like The Handmaiden's Tale and how that gets propped up as some sort of feminist dystopia that speaks to the politics of today, despite not accurately representing our current society in any way. Every writer with a published position managed to catch that. I'm fucking astonished that people are still managing to argue otherwise.

Beat me to it.

Besides the first movie, the focus has never been on Max, he has always been a character that wandered into other peoples stories whilst HE just wants to be left alone.

OP, get some taste, and some sense, it's no Road Warrior, but its a good film.

As for the feminist stuff, The womens plan was to head out into the salt flats, that was it, they would have died until Max gave them a better solution. The many mothers were also not much better than any other bandits, add to that they pretty much all got killed before the end too.

He does tell them to go back, my bad. He tells a group of 15 women (and no men) to go back and fight off an army of dozens of men (and no women). But it has nothing to do with gender, i'm sure.

What ideology is that? That woman can't do fuck all without the male character?

Because that is what this film showed.

Cred Forums is autistic and only likes movies that has niggers in it

don't even try arguing with them, they'll argue against feminism to sound like Cred Forums but all they are is a bunch of /r9k/ dweeb turbo virgins raging against woman

Mad Max Fury Road was and is the best Mad Max movie and best movie of that year

I'll say it again, Cred Forums is fucking autistic and on a sidenote overtaken taken by shills doing marketing for capeshit and disney, that's all you see here anyway 24/7, star wars disney trash and capeshit.
that's all what's being advertised here by so called """""people""""

>It's a parable about men's control over women's reproduction,

Kill yourself, my man. Men have a stake in women's reproduction, and hence have a right to some negotiated control, because without men reproduction can't happen. To lump exclusive rights to reproduction into the woman's camp is already have a warped understanding of reproduction, sexual reality, and human nature.

Basically, you're reading your retardation into the film and sperging out that others here aren't retarded like you are. This is a problem. Solve it with suicide, please.

Max helps them. He's not the gallant protagonist who single-handedly determines the fate of each individual woman.

>they'll argue against feminism to sound like Cred Forums but all they are is a bunch of /r9k/ dweeb turbo virgins raging against woman
I liked the movie you fucking mong. I'm just tired of people claiming that it isn't feminist when it clearly is.

>Men have a stake in women's reproduction,
Who the fuck is arguing otherwise? I'm talking about feminist ideas concerning reproduction (most feminists see biological paternity and actual paternity as distinct; they think it's a woman's right to disentangle those two things). I'm not arguing in favor of the film's ideology. You'd have to be an actual retard to think that that's what i'm doing.

>you're reading your retardation into the film
I can post like 10 article from mainstream publications that say the same shit. I didn't pull that particular interpretation of the film's politics out of my ass.

>a film where the man doesn't do literally everything for the women must be feminist
Setting the bar this low for feminism is making you look more and more like the misogynist here.

>who single-handedly determines the fate of each individual woman
...and yet had Max not mentioned going back, to them...they would have all rode out into the salt flats and died.

Max is still the main protagonist, just because he doesn't spout mahvel quips or cool one liners or hog most of the screen time, he is still the protagonist that can double as an audience insert.

We follow Max as he wanders into other peoples problems, along the way he often reluctantly ends up helping them, often screwing himself in some way or ending up worse off for it, but he still has some humanity left in him.

He just so happens to be a man of few words, like every Mad Max film besides the original.

You are seeing feminist stuff in the film because you want to, for the sake of it, forgetting that Mad Max has always had strong female characters in it, but also a very harsh world to survive in, "feels" or anything don't come into it.

Take Max out of the film and you'd end up with all of the women being dead.

What makes the film feminist is that it portrays a world where the gender dynamics allow the film's story to exist as a parable for men's control over women (in terms of sex and reproduction). It's precisely what makes The Handmaid's Tale feminist.

>a lot of other people are retarded like me so i'm not wrong

The film doesn't have that ideology just because manic women heave it onto the film.

>masked dude has a harem
>idiots think that is some statement "contemporary problems" that in fact do not exist at a significant scale
>attention-whoring tripfag says they're right and won't shut the fuck up about it on an anonymous image board

You couldn't be more obnoxious if you got an instagram and cut your dick off.

Reminder do not respond to tripfags ignore tripfags

>joe represents all men
>even max
>who himself represents men's control over women
>because without max the women wouldn't survive
>nor would they assume joe's power
>so it's feminist because it shows how useless women are without men, and that's a bad thing

Nothing you say makes sense.

Max is an intruder into their story. Sure, he helps them achieve their goal at the end, but he decides to do so out of pure empathy, not because he has any sort of direct connection to their plight.

>You are seeing feminist stuff in the film because you want to, for the sake of it
I know this sounds like an appeal to authority, but it's not me who's seeing the "feminist stuff," it's the entire critical apparatus that saw the "feminist stuff." Even George Miller talks about the ideological undertones of the film.

Movie goes to shit when the lesbian grandmas show up.

Why they chose a Mad Max film to be a champion of current political ideologies baffles me.

>anons in thread challenging claim that the film is feminist
>tripfags agrees that it's not feminist; just that feminists claim it is
>argues against anons, despite agreeing with this

???

you watched it on your phone didn't you

>Max is an intruder into their story. Sure, he helps them achieve their goal at the end, but he decides to do so out of pure empathy, not because he has any sort of direct connection to their plight.
literally the plot of MM2 and MM3

>I'm just tired of people claiming that it isn't feminist when it clearly is.
so what "feminism" you talking about?
the useless woman that needed rescuing or the furiousa character that was established as a solid driver from the start yet is not completely a mary sue like Rey or other shit chars,
face it she fit into the world, the fact she was a woman pisses your virgin ass off

besides every mad max movie apart the first one hasn't really been around mad max himself, in 2 it was about the band of small band of people vs humongus, in 3 it was about town vs kids, in 4 it was furiousa vs joe

>>joe represents all men
No one is saying this. In order to portray a feminist gender dynamic not every character of a particular gender has to be an ideological example of that gender. The Uncle Tom narrative exists.
>>even max
see above
>>who himself represents men's control over women
He doesn't, though.
>>because without max the women wouldn't survive
Without the women he wouldn't have survived either. Furiosa saves him once, and if he didn't take their vehicle he would've been recaptured.
>>nor would they assume joe's power
It was a team effort. Max didn't singlehandedly defeat Joe's goons.
>>so it's feminist because it shows how useless women are without men, and that's a bad thing
Why are you minimizing how the female characters affected the advancement of the plot? Furiosa and the Many Mothers were there alongside Max. Max wasn't a singular hero.

Taking the obvious bait. You are a edge lord pretentious fag. Who spends too much time here circle jerking with other obnoxious twats.

>The film doesn't have that ideology just because manic women heave it onto the film.
What if the writer/director claims that it does?

Star Wars ?

We've come so far that max eats double-headed lizards and turns into sir gruntsalot without even for one second matching the charismatic performance mels delivered with his interpretation over 30 years ago

what a wonder also that whereas in road warrior everyone was hunting for gas because it was so rare and precious here this seems to be not an issue. even less so considering that the villain has a party bus in his entourage with a freak who plays a flame-shooting guitar. and all of the characters drive through the desert for days because re-fuiling is of no concern. gasoline seems to exist aplenty. water not so much, therefore the baddie advises not to get addicted to it. like you can go without i

the digital look of the film, combined with its use of CGI, makes it easily the ugliest film in the series maybe even of this year. the plot a plot? is basically non-existent and where it shimmers through (like zoe kravitz nipples through her shirt) it just proves to be ludicrous, in a film that feels like three hours because it's that repetitive. this is man of shit all over again: one action scene that we have to watch over and over and over. they're driving, shooting, explosions, driving, explosions, shooting, driving, shooting, explosions. after 45 minutes I struggled to keep my eyes open and awake due to it's lack of anything interesting
maybe miller should return to making animated films about dancing penguins

I didn't say it was unlike the other Mad Max films in that respect, i'm saying that this particular Mad Max film has an ideology.

>I liked the movie you fucking mong
>someone who praises sw7 is a mad max fury road fan
There you have it

>He tells a group of 15 women (and no men) to go back and fight off an army of dozens of men (and no women).
why would Joe & co. let baby factories join their hunting group you retard?

>He tells a group of 15 women (and no men)
ahem

next time you're gonna tell me Aliens and Terminator 2 are feminist movie because Ripley and Connors kick ass

>be a millennial
>spend your childhood and teen years playing video games and watching movies that owe most of their style and content to the Mad Max series
>go your life without ever seeing a Mad Max movie, or having a genuine interest in film and cinematic technique
>watch Fury Road because it's new
>"WOW THIS SUCKS SO BLAND AND GENERIC"
>"WAS THAT A WOMAN ONSCREEN JUST NOW? WHAT KIND OF KEK BETA BULLSHIT IS THIS"

nice to see people with actual taste

> the fact she was a woman pisses your virgin ass off
What the fuck you can't have a proper conversation on this board without people making endless assumptions. I'm not criticizing or praising the movie, i'm responding to the notion that the film isn't feminist. That's literally it. I'm not angry at its portrayal of women. If you think that a film being feminist is enough to disqualify its artistic achievements, then that's your problem, not mine.

It's an ok movie but it has "MUH ACTION MOVIE LIKE IN THE OLD TIMES" vibe so people pretend that it's amazing.
The action is great but it gets repetitive and everything else is secondary.

this guy gets it. the market is so saturated with shit, this movie comes out looking like a masterpiece. i enjoyed it, probably because it's not repackaged capeshit

>why would Joe & co. let baby factories join their hunting group you retard?
That's literally the fucking point i'm making. The notion that Joe has "baby factories" that he doesn't let into battle with him is part of the film's ideological signaling.

>next time you're gonna tell me Aliens and Terminator 2 are feminist movie because Ripley and Connors kick ass
They wren't fighting off evil patriarchs alongside an army of women.

How could anything think this shit is feminist? Even the main character development in the film is anti-feminist.

>depressed warboy meets manic pixie dream girl
>suddenly is imbued with renewed purpose

The film portrays women as objects that men use to improve themselves.

>be a genX or a pretentious dipshit
>spend your whole life idolizing the 70s and the 80s
>constantly remind yourself how great old movies were and how the new ones owe everything to them
>watch Fury Road because it's a new version of an old franchise
>"WOW THIS IS AMAZING AND SO MUCH BETTER THAN OTHER MODERN FILMS"
>"WAS THAT A REFERENCE TO MY CHILDHOOD MOVIE JUST NOW? HOW DID THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF"

so basically you're saying nothing

you don't love it, hate it, you don't praise it nor dislike it, you've said the movie was feminist and you had a problem with it and now you say "im responding to the notion that the film isn't feminist"

WTF are you saying!?!?!??!?!?!/!?

did you forget to take your brain medicine?

The Road Warrior is the only good Mad Max film. Mad Max is an admittedly boring prototype arthouse film, Road to Thunderdome hijacks the virtues of your average Spielberg movie by incorporating kids into the narrative and Fury Road is a glorified video game cinematic that only stands out truly because it has a villian that’s visually reminiscient of Darth Vader.

>>be a millennial
But they love this movie, Cred Forumsedditor
It's capeshit with a different paintjob

I've explained why I think it's feminist. It's a parable about rape culture and the patriarchy. It's about a king (with an army of testosterone-fueled toxic males) who enslaves women and monopolizes their reproduction, and in the end he gets defeated by a matriarchal society called The Many Mothers. Not difficult to get. The part where they steal women's breast milk is so over-the-top in its signaling that you have to be deliberately obtuse to not see it.

>The notion that Joe has "baby factories" that he doesn't let into battle with him is part of the film's ideological signaling.
wow, you're either so dense, brainwashed, or stuck up in the head to turn an "Evil Warlord Who Likes to Fuck Beautiful Women" into a feminist propaganda.
it's pointless arguing with you, it's like talking to a rock.

>you've said the movie was feminist and you had a problem with it
Did I? Where? I have a problem with how unsubtle it was in its ideological projection, but I like movies I disagree with politically all the time. Fury Road was merely pretty good. Not great, but it did have some excellent staging and editing. I liked how anti-Nolan it was in its lack of exposition

theverge.com/2015/5/20/8620229/mad-max-fury-road-anti-feminist-mens-rights-boycott

Read this

>don't even try arguing with them
i said in my first post
>Cred Forums is autistic
>don't even try arguing with them
why are you arguing with me, why do you think i was attacking you?

>The part where they steal women's breast milk
first of all
>steal
second they drink milk because they want to use water for their crops

I read all of that trash in your earlier comments. There is a dichotomy between intention and end product that you are missing completely. I'm sure Miller intended for the film to be feminist, but there are so many anti-feminist tropes, cliches and narrative decisions that it should be obvious to anyone who has seen it that Miller is as rooted in his archaic concepts of gender roles as anyone in Hollywood.

It is not, in end product, a feminist film.

Road Warrior was better in almost every way

I'm sure those women were there consensually, which is why their triumphant walk out at the end meant nothing

>ywn be bullied as the new cheer leader and hazed through nudity

>I'm sure those women were there consensually
correct. why do you think they did that in the first place? now that joe is did there is infinite water? it shows how truly desperate they were

>are so many anti-feminist tropes, cliches and narrative decisions that it should be obvious to anyone who has seen it that Miller is as rooted in his archaic concepts of gender roles as anyone in Hollywood.
That's your own absurd post hoc justification for liking a film you manage to disagree with politically.

I like that movie simply because they implied that the half black chick was getting her ass drilled.

You have awful taste.

yea it's very overrated. i think the reason people creamed their pants over this was because for the past 15 or so years, all the major action movies have mostly been capeshit, so this was something surprising to them. there hasn't been an action movie like this one for quite a while. everyone overrated it and claimed it's one of the best action movies ever yaddablaahblahblah.

it's nothing special. it's basically just a mediocre 90s action movie.

>The Verge
might as well pull a Kotaku article too

what if it was mad max furry road

If you have to watch a movie in a theatre to like it it is a shit movie.

Should have seen it on the big screen, it was amazing.

...

You keep making the same lazy accusation. No one in this thread has demonstrated that they are incapable of separating personal critical assessment of the film from political ideology. This is completely a figment of your imagination.

>WAAAH WOMEN ARE TOO STORNG IN THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

this
nerf women they're op
plus it ruins immersion

They aren't though they need max to fix everything for them

>ITT: People that like attaching politics to things.
It's just a movie, you homos. If you can't ignore what the director/writer was 'saying', then you have more issues an any feminist or anti-feminist.
What were you looking for? I saw everything I wanted to see in it. Awesome cars, good violence and some hot, skinny bitches.

Ideological deconstructions of films that are so surface in their politics wouldn't be this assiduously attacked if people weren't suffering from the cognitive dissonance of liking a movie they disagree with. It's like the people who keep denying that The Dark Knight Rises is right wing.

i dont know why people focus so much on the feminist crap. all the female characters in this were completely shit, who gives a fuck

Who's saying this though?

that's the fucking point. the women are fucking retarded and weak and the movie realizes this. it's the audience who are retarded. it's a great movie, even with the women. fucking Cred Forums fags are so annoying.

t. Cred Forums browser since 2012

It's because Fury Road is meant to be seen on the big screen as a dumb, high pace, visually stunning action movie.

Not on half of your computer screen as you browse Cred Forums on the other half.

But I saw it at the cinema and it was still shit

The idea of someone split screen watching/browsing made me kek.
It's like, 'bro, it's 2010. Get a second monitor.'

good movies work on both. people need to stop making this retarded argument.

Just because reddit likes something doesn’t mean it’s bad, you mong. This is an action movie. Ain’t no fuckin capeshit. I can’t believe you’re so oblivious and deluded you actually thought for a second fury road was capeshit.

Must have had too much cock in your eyes.
Movie was fun as all hell.
You seem like someone /trying/ to not like it.

>bland
I feel like, if just visually, that is objectively wrong. You didn't like a decent movie, is it the ADD, the aspergers, some other political opinion you are projecting into the film? The answer, nobody cares and you are a cocksucking fag.

The Road Warrior is a lesser Fury Road, mate. How can you not see that? Have you been lobotomized?

me
didn't watch the movie lol

i honestly just consider anyone who dick sucks this movie as an underage. it's really nothing special.

>you need to see it in the cinema!!
>it was still shit
>Movie was fun as all hell.
The videogame sensibilities it full display
Next he'll say something about he can totally watch pleb dogshit like this and actual film whilst not actually doing the latter

this

>I like this plan.
>We can start again.
>Just like the old days!

these twisted old hags were the villains

>second monitor
You've seen the statistics about how much of this site's traffic is phone users now right? Hell I bet most of Cred Forums is dumb generation Z kids who watch movies on their iphones.

NOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
YOU'RE RUINING THE NARRATIVE!

>Closest we'll ever get to a GORKAMORKA movie

It's the superior film. Are you blind and/or deaf?

Imagine being so autistic that you spend your time AWAY from the computer on Cred Forums as well.
Fuck that for an existence.

>i think the movie is feminist because it is so feminist on the surface
I'm done.

Makes me SAD!
>pic related in reverso world

>getting this mad at a internet forum
LMAO

>patriarchy controls all resources
>imperator furiosa (affirmative action/women's rights)
>morbidly obese women generating milk because women who have children are yucky breeders
>antagonist's unwilling brides are all skinny and more attractive than other women in the movie
>one-armed woman in charge of war machine and troops
>max crucified to vehicle (christianity is evil and part of patriarchy)
>3 main antagonists: joe, bullet farmer, gas town "people eater" (patriarchy, military industrial complex, capitalism)
>both of joe's sons dissabled in some way (eww don't have kids, it's yucky and they'll be retarded)
>war boy Nux (men) gets accused by women of having destroyed the world, tossed out of truck
>pregnant wife puts her own baby between joe's bullet and truck (abortion)
>pregnant wife falls from truck, dies a few hours later from injury (don't marry and reproduce or your life is over)
>side character named max is big and burly but can barely fight a scrawny one-armed woman
>side character max bests woman only when he gets a gun and places it to her head (gun control. also, Theron's father killed her mother with a gun in south africa)
>bullet farmer nearly kills all women (gun control again)
>max has to wash blood from his face using breast milk (motherhood is the death of happiness)
>Nux is rehabilitated and now a male feminist
>group of amazon lesbians setting traps for men in desert
>women able to live in sand filled void because MUH STRONK WOMYN
>old women in desert shoot better than war boys who have constant practice in raids
>old woman has a bag of seeds (hope)
>side character max wants to retake joe's citadel because it is unguarded
>convoy turns around (leftist revision history)
>people eater (capitalism) fat old bald man with gold nipple piercings, has to be lifted to his vehicle on the backs of poor
>desert lesbian amazons making perfect headshots from speeding vehicle on uneven terrain

If you went and saw it in 2015 it felt so much better at the time. Why would you watch it this late and then make a thread about it? why is Cred Forums never on the frontier?

>Mad Max Fury Road was and is the best Mad Max movie

>polecat minion plucks woman from her friends, delivers her to patriarchy
>desert lesbian amazons fall from motorcycle and dodge speeding vehicles
>amazon grabs rifle, continues to make perfect shots
>finally run over by people eater (capitalism as he takes control of the wheel and purposely kills woman)
>pursuit vehicles use harpoons and plows to try to slow truck (patriarchy holding back women's rights)
>max and nux now male feminists must help their women leaders
>max nearly falls from truck, charlize grabs him with the sheer might of her robot arm and strong will can hold up man three times her weight without prosthetic arm flying off
>max's v8 interceptor destroyed (manhood and patriarchy destroyed while saved by a woman)
>furiosa survives stab in gut by evil man
>nux given command of truck as furiosa jumps to joe's car
>max uses people eater as human shield against joe's bullets (using patriarchy to destroy capitalism via male feminist)
>max jumps to safety of women as capitalism explodes
>joe's massive son corpus fooled by woman who helps her get furiosa to joe's car
>max fights giant corpus
>furiosa rips mouth from joe (patriarchy no longer has say in women's lives)
>women quickly leave war machine for joe's leadership vehicle
>blonde wife takes seeds from old lesbian who is now dead but smiling
>nux sacrifices life to destroy war truck, corpus, and stop pursuing vehicles and thereby serve women
>gang returns to citadel, present dead patriarchy, toss him from hood where legions of poor tear his body apart
>intelligent but disabled son of joe pressured to let furiosa and brides up to citadel via lift
>he allows them up, they ascend to paradise while the poor are allowed to come up with them (open borders to promised land)
>furiosa looks down at sea of poor, sees side character max look up at her as he disappears into obscurity

Fury Road is only good until they leave the canyon towards the marshlands.
>Fite me.

And this is off the top of my head. Thinking back, there are plenty of things I forgot to mention like the brides arguing about moving on after the pregnant one, Splendid, fell from the truck and died. The dark haired bride (hispanic or muslim) wants to go back to the patriarchy but the white ones explain to her that they must be strong and go on without men.

It's a modern action movie with plenty of CG, but it's not a Mad Max movie since he's just a side character. It's a feminism action movie with the Mad Max name to get more people in seats, specifically men who need to be taught the glory of feminism and self-sacrifice to push feminist goals. In the beginning of the movie, Max was used as an unwilling blood bag for Nux. Towards the end, he willingly becomes a blood bag for Furiosa to keep her alive.

Watch it if you want, just be aware of what you're seeing, this is cold war era style propaganda.

You know it's true, soulless rice nigga

i agree. when i rewatch this movie that's the point where i stop

You're not wrong. The third act in particular drags, as it just feels like a retread of the first but with more cars. Another reason why 2 is better.

>Cred Forums can't enjoy a movie because of famensusm
Get over yourselves faggots

It's got worse writing, a worse aesthetic, not even filmed in Australia and it's got more in common tonally with Beyond Turnerdone. Hardy isn't a patch on Mel, either.

>if i don't wear my trip they won't know it's the same old retarded tripfag from before

I can’t imagine watching this film and disliking it. I feel sorry for you OP, George Miller is an auteur and here you are, bitching and moaning.

Imagine watching an action movie and thinking this much.
What's life like being this autistic?
I bet you didn't like Commando, Predator or Pacific Rim either.

this

>Pacific Rim
So it's tasteless Cred Forums drones and Cred Forums drones that like fury road.

Very interesting stuff

>It's got worse writing
Watching Mad Max for the high quality writing. kek'd in my pants at that.
>a worse aesthetic
Take the cock out of your eyes for one second, please, faglord.
>not even filmed in Australia
Dirt's dirt.
Comparing Hardy is like comparing Nicholson to Ledger. It's a fucking stupid comparison.
Movie had this, a fuck load more awesome cars and post apocalyptic.
Go back to watching Transformers.

i won't fight you it's true.

>a bunch of non-arguments
>Fury Road fan tells me to watch Transformers
I think we're done here, child.

Not political enough for you?
Not enough for you to get your moobs in a knot about?
hahah, imagine being this retarded. Can't even enjoy a movie if it doesn't get him all mad at something IRL.
Neck yourself - it'd be doing you a favor.

>didn't deny it
Hilarious. These scum show their true pleb nature every single fucking time

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>Thinks "not filmed in Autralia" is an argument
We were done before you even started, lojack.

why can't reddit road fans refute this?

I AM SILLY

Didn't deny what? You made no assertions that are quantifiable on an anonymous Thai noodle board, you cock mongler.
Also, Pacific Rim is fucking great.

>he doesn't get it
Yeah, filming in Namibia isn't at all a massive downgrade to the Outback. Never mind they had to CG in a bunch of backgrounds just to make it look like they were in Australia.

You've already outed yourself as a cum-gargling chode who likes Mad Max solely for hurrr cars blow up, so don't pretend like you have a leg to stand on.

>pretending to be dumb
>continues to show that he's Cred Forums and Cred Forums scum
I can't stop laughing
The utter state of Fury Road fans

>what's his tax policy?

>He thinks the dirt in Africa is different to the dirt in Australia
>He thinks Australia dirt made the older movies better
You honestly want anyone to take you seriously when you're arguing that the filming location of a geographically featureless movie actually matters?
You can't seriously be that stupid. I mean, even for an Australian that's retarded.

>BvS
Almost.

>assumes I'm an Australian because I brought up Australia
State of your reading comprehension.
>geographically featureless movie
You don't even know what you're talking about, holy shit. Pick up a dictionary.

You're a cheap laugh then.
Prove that Pacific Rim is bad. What's better than it at what it does?
Also, this guy thinking that his 'board identity' even matters.
The utter state of autists.

What parts made it look like Australia?

Bailed on the Australian dirt vs. any other dirt argument then?

Pretty much anything with semi-decent action gets praised to high heaven by normies these days.

>billion cuts bulshit action
Most of the action is literally that

>I FEEL lied to! My FEELsies, wahhh!

You know how I know your gay?

There is literally nothing wrong with Pacific Rim, the movie have simple story, is somehow entertaining and is very well crafted, for an action movie that's more than enough to be good. Especially today when most of action movies are capeshit garbage.

So, this is the power of nu-Cred Forums

Great thing I saw this film before I became 4chanor and didn’t notice any of the things you describe.

So, supposing this flick is feminist propoganda,,
What is everyone ITT so afraid of regarding that?

On the surface it appears to be a feminist flick ( my gf fell for that) but it actually shows women can't do anything by themselves without help from men

>a man helps once, therefore the movie posits that women can't do anything for themselves
you're literally retarded

They can't prevent their green place from turning into a desert/marsh. Yeah they can't.

It seems like the overall message is about working together, user

but it celebrates Max masculinity as well as the mothers. what are you on about you fucking snowflake.

>They can't prevent their green place from turning into a desert/marsh
Are you seriously suggesting that a couple grandmas fucked up an entire ecosystem?

I'm suggesting they couldn't save it or maintain it.

What about Nux and all the war boys? It seemed more anti-authoritarian than just pro-feminist.

>overtaken by Slavs, Balkans and Russians*

neck your self post haste

I really hated how such a bad movie as ghostbusters was made. I grew up with funny women in movies, shit like scary movie, but that flaming homo chose unqualified snl females instead of actual hollywood funny people.

Even that legally blonde from back in the day is a better comedy.

>Ghostbusters and TLJ
>BTFOing anything

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Hahahha

SAM ROCKWELL IS KNOW TO CONSORT WITH NEGROES