Typical hollywood movie scenes that annoys you
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when people puke in toilets they stick their entire head inside and touch every part of the seat as if they're drinking from it
>i need a drink
every fucking time someone's thirsty they get a hard liquor, mostly it's cognac or whiskey wtf ?
foreign character with stereotype accents
>needs medicaments
>swallows the entire pills from the can
99% of the horror movies start with teenagers doing vacation in the most fucked up places
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They're not saying they need a drink because they're thirsty.
>We need an expert who can help us traverse x type of terrain
>They are always some anti-authority, gruff, rebellious, trouble maker
>They always go and meet them in a bar
This scene must have been in dozens of movies, and it's lazy as fuck.
>when people puke in toilets they stick their entire head inside and touch every part of the seat as if they're drinking from it
this
>swallows the entire pills from the can
they also chew the pills. Wouldn't that taste fucking disgusting?
Don't pill works by being digested and its main components being filtered into your bloodstream? How is biting them any more effective anyway
>They always go and meet them in a bar
yeah the "meet the stranger" in the bar turns out it's someone totally unexpected and they be like
>we're watching/ studying you since your birth, you're the only one who can save the planet now...leave your regular life and join the high elite now !
also
>They are always some anti-authority, gruff, rebellious, trouble maker
that's the "dumb hero type of guy" talking shit to the king in movies
>stay as you are...be stupid...rebellious...in the end you'll benefit from it..being dumb and ignorant is not bad !
shorter onset.
i guess that 99% of pills work properly if you just swallow.....some exeptions need to be chewed first
In horror films, either the "kooky" Lorde type girl or the wiry bitch wearing the vest top always lives to the end and beats the baddie. It's so annoying. I'm female, I hate other bitches, I want hot Chad to win for once, he's obviously the only one with a brain and the physicality to do things properly but he always dies in such dumb ways.
Honestly cliches are fun if they made movies realistic all of them would be the same.
>woman pukes
>she's pregnant
>the character is supposed to be a loser and a burnout
>everybody in his profession mocks him
>he is basically the best in the world,only has a stubble to show us how unhinged he is
People wearing shoes indoors.
People sitting on public toilet seats, even with the lid down, as if it was clean.
People putting their bags on the floor, anywhere applies but especially the floors of bathrooms.
People leaving their drinks uncovered, ever, especially bedside glasses of water. Dust flies in that shit like a mofo.
People drinking water STRAIGHT FROM THE TAP, EVER. Bothers the shit out of me. theguardian.com
I.T character explains the plan in a way any child would understand
>IN ENGLISH
what a coincidence lol
>watching black mirror
>woman pukes
>she's pregnant
literally the same moment you wrote this
>somebody unexpected (a girl perhaps) is an expert in something like cars
>they say everything like they memorized it by rote
>Oh sweet,you drive an Aventador S! It has a sick 6.5 litre V12 engine that produces 740 PS at 8,400 rpm and 690 N⋅m at 5,500 rpm.
>how did you know that?
>I grew up with 9 brothers
>character takes off glasses to explain something
lmao, Skull Island did this
>character takes a shit
>no blood
totally accurate my friend, this makes me cringe as fuck
same with the nerdy dude who becomes friends with a cool guy and explains something in a hyperactive way
>this is the prototype of xyx1000310 v1 it's waterpowered engine can take us 500 miles away with 1litre water blablablala
makes nasa look like playing with stones and dirt lol
t. germaphobe
>family goes somewhere
>father acts like an idiot.
>mother is the one who thinks and acts rationally and logically, patiently explaining to everyone what the best way of doing things is.
Annoying because we all know that it's the other fucking way around...
>sitting on the tailgate of an ambulance after the big explosive battle with criminals
Or
>immediately resuming the hunt for the badguy after a running gun battle through a major city
also...these 9 brothers were all killed by the bad mechanic company and she is working 12 hours per day in a shitty car repair for 5 bucks a hour....
but she secretly built a 2000 horse power mustang for the time she ever needs to escape
she joins the other guy who's litereally
this
dumb, rebellious, unserious, childlike chad
boths fate become one...he's attracted to her and keeps hitting on her, she rejects him...
at the end the dumb childlike chad makes a big humanistic decission that even blows mahatma ghandis brain off
>he's a grown man now
>she fucks him
>one character is a nerd.
>chad with glasses
>not shaped like a white Boyega
When the character is MESSED UP. Tell tale signs include
>a stubble
>a gorgeous naked woman sleeping in bed next him
>empty bottles of jack daniels
>leather jacket and ray bans
>first thing he does in the morning is light a cigarette
Pic related,this is how an alcoholic looks like in hollywood
>action scene
>men who have trained for 15 years in armed and melee combat
>vs a small 5'4 125 lb woman who's trained for 5 years
>she takes them all out
>100% chance she does a headscissors takedown
Carrying on from yours.
>Film has non-natives playing foreigners and either don't try with an accent or you get obvious Germans against obvious actors.
>character in a movie is 22-24 years old
>has a great apartment and a high paying job with a huge amount of free time
>only concern is finding true love in the sea of casual sex
>uses straight razor
>technique is shit and a real razer would cut the shit out of them
"Clarkson, I need that info from the database"
"One moment inspector, I've got it right here..."
>Types loudly, fast, and indiscriminate instead of using mouse.
this is why I can't stand Big Bang Theory or Scrubs
>young 20 somethings
>constantly complain about being socially awkward and career uncertanty
>live in nice apartmenfs with stable, very well paying jobs
>literally with a different women every other episode
T-Bone said it the best
>every time you turn on a TV all you see is four morons sitting around in an apartment whining about their dates!
Cabin In The Woods’ version of this explained that really well, imo, and the Chad’s death in that cracks me the fuck up every time.
This was the casino planet/code breaker arc in the latest Star Wars.
>main character is pranked by someone putting ex-lax into his drink
>character has to take major pattey-tankh
We don't see character praying to the Lord to make the pain stop after sitting on the toilet for an hour.
t.
>someone's thirsty they get a hard liquor, mostly it's cognac or whiskey wtf ?
and they drink it like its water
on the otherhand:
they get drunk af from a pair of low alcohol % american "beers"
I remember the first time I watched it and be so emotionally torn. The dark slapstick is just too goddamn funny but I also loved Chris' character. I just shouting "NOOOO!" inbetween breaks of laughter.
>character a sees character b
>bus drives buy
>THEY DISAPPEARED
>character a can't do task
>thinks back to character b's advice
>suddenly an expert, just in time
>character orders a meal, a coffee, whatever at a diner
>something remotely relevant to the plot happens and he must leave
>Haven't touched his food and leaves immediately
I mean who does this? If it's really urgent it's normal but otherwise why wouldn't the character ask for a doggy bag and then leave?
your life sounds hard, user
Ya and then
>Cool guy looks at him all confused
>It's hella fast
>characters in action movies pointing guns at eachother during intense altercations
>character runs out of building towards his car in a hurry
>gets in car, drives away with tires screeching
>doesn't stop to do a careful spotcheck, making sure he doesn't have any flat tires or indicator lights that aren't working
Seinfeld really is the exception to this rule.
>Jerry gets lots of dates but he is the most normal of the group. He's also shown to be a great flirt and can be very charming.
>George gets an above average amount of dates, but they usually end up in dissaster for comedic effect. When a date does go well, it is shown as very casual adult dating and he doesn't get a lot of sex.
>Kramer rarely gets dates because he's a weirdo
>Elaine gets lots of dates because she's a woman.
>People leaving their drinks uncovered, ever, especially bedside glasses of water. Dust flies in that shit like a mofo.
>People drinking water STRAIGHT FROM THE TAP, EVER
you live some dusty desert area?
sorry mate your tap water is undrinkable
>character goes through change of personality, now more confident than ever.
>goes to clothing store to get new threads
>he walks in LENS SWIPE he walks out in new better fitted clothing.
>he doesn't try a bunch of shit on that doesn't fit or look good, eventually getting frustrated because only one part of the outfit looks good, deciding to 'fuck it all because the prices are extortionate' and leave in a huff...looking exactly the same as before but more defeated...
I live in a high-rise condo, but it doesn't really matter where. Try leaving a glass of water on the kitchen counter or a table or anywhere without a lid then look at it under a light after a day or two. Guarantee you'll find some particles of dust on the surface.
>removing glasses is a way to decrease pressure on the brain, so that geniuses can talk to the plebs
>Jerry gets lots of dates but he is the most normal of the group. He's also shown to be a great flirt and can be very charming.
He is also rich and kind of famous,I mean he's a regular on Letterman.
people who are driving and spend a dangerously long time looking at the person in the passenger seat
>People drinking water STRAIGHT FROM THE TAP,
My gf and her sister do that. They literally turn thier head and drink the water coming out if the faucet instead of getting a glass.
in a bar which is always full with consumers the best place is alway free for the spoiled main cast degenerates
>man and woman have sex
>morning after and man is wearing underwear and woman is covering her tits with the bedsheet while she talks to him.
When they wear shoes, hats, blouses, trousers while at their own home with only family around
How do you not just drop everything and change into shots/sweatpants and t-shirt is beyond me
First thing I do after returning home is taking my pants and putting shorts on
t. European
>L shaped blankets
have high tech country flying ships and other shit
but still fighting clubs and spears plus bonus rhinos
>answers the phone
>doesn't even say "Hello" or "Bye"
>100% chance she does a headscissors takedown
why is this something women do in movie fights? i'm trying to think of any man who tackles down another man using a leg lock and i can't think of any
because it's a women stuffing her pussy into their opponents faces.
I always put on underwear and the girls usually put on theirs and my tshirt or whatever
Do really people not do that? I was unaware
kinda related
>A is standing like 3 feet away from B
>A points gun straight at B's head
>A: "where are they taking them?"
>B: "lol, i don't know shit and even if i did i wouldn't tell, man. fuck you. i also may have fucked your mom last night"
>A: "oh yeah?"
>A cocks his gun
>B: "WAIT WAIT WAIT! i'll tell you everything you need to know, ok?!"
every fucking time
fuck off
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>A is standing 3 feet away from B holding pump-action shotgun
>A 'Where...
>B 'lol, I don't know shit...
>A 'Oh Yeah?'
>A pumps the shotgun
>B 'wait wait wait
Always....
This terrible trope is more general/common than that.
Every single time, in any piece of media, ever, that someone is pointing a gun at someone in a threatening manner, they will only cock it halfway through the exchange.
>main character
They rarely do this to the main character because nothing embarrassing ever happens to the good guys
the gist is basically "it's not srs bsnss until the gun is cocked"
>pumps shotgun to threaten
>no shell ejection
>chamber was empty
who threatens some one with a gun yet not even have it ready to fire?
It gets dumber than that
>character with a gun is standing within arms length of person he's pointing at.
>a day or two
I usually try to drink my glass of water in under a day or two.
>my gf
delete this post please
>mostly it's cognac or whiskey
>mostly it's cognac
>cognac
Americans do not feel comfortable uncovered. Basically wearing light clothes makes you feel like you've just woken up or are going to bed and are this vulnerable/disheveled. Also walking around in someone else's house without shoes is only slightly better than walking around their house in just underwear.
>character points a gun at a bad guy
>"I ain't tellin you shit"
>character takes a few steps in his direction, now the gun is almost in his face
>"okay okay, I'll tell you everything!"
I've never understood this either. If you wear shoes in the house that you wear outside, you track in mud, dog shit, grease, oil, and all the other shit that is on the streets. Why would you want that in your carpeting, or in the seams of a wooden floor or tile? That's awful.
Always take off shoes...they're for the outdoors. Would you wear rubber boots inside, or winter boots inside? NO?? Well then, take off your dirty sneakers and shit.
As for clothes...I can understand feeling vulnerable, but you'd have to feel the same thing then all the time if you're in a very hot climate (Mexico in the summertime) wearing next to nothing because anything more than a silk shirt and shorts will give you a heat stroke...
>woman pees
>half-heartedly wipes, then flushes
>washes hands
>woman doesn't pee, carefully wipe and examine toilet paper, wipe again, flush, and then leave without washing hands.
I'm yuropoor and I always wear canvas sneakers that I use indoors only, I can't understand how can anyone walk barefeet around the house, it's disgusting.
>Clarkson
Since when can an orangutan use a keyboard? Is the computer hammer-compatible?
Sorry, I tried to think of a generic name for the 'helper' who has one line in the movie, their breakout role. It could have been 'Johnson', or 'Davis' or ...you know what I mean.