Character drinks a beer without having ten more

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

character drinks a beer without having ten more

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Camden Perry
Camden Perry

That's called alcoholism

Ayden Bell
Ayden Bell

character drinks a beer
its craft beer, most likely an IPA

Jason Flores
Jason Flores

ten beers
alcoholism
not just an ordinary friday fun night

Jack Lopez
Jack Lopez

character doesn't throw up after only 3 drinks

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

character orders a beer
doesn't order a double-shot of whiskey along with it

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

character doesn't drink a locally brewed micro-brew organic watermelon flavoured American style Pale Ale out of a chalice.

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

character wakes up after a long night of heavy drinking
doesn't check his clothes hamper to make sure he didn't piss in it again

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

I'm not some kind of soyboy numale libtard
I only drink mass-produced american piss lager like a real manly man

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

I watched Flight (Denzel) the other night. Has me thinking I might be an alcoholic. Dunno how to react.

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

living a life where you can afford getting piss drunk
Do you guys have superhuman health and no social obligations?

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

Reddit is the next tab over bud

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

do you not have fun on the weekend or something?

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

Character doesn't gesticulate in front of a mirror to youtube videos of trailers for movies and vidya people love while imagining himself as the creator of said movies after drinking a few beers

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

if you identified with denzel in that film you should get some help

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

I'm not some rural or suburban retard
I only drink overpriced soy-filled beverages instead of being economically practical

Gavin Cook
Gavin Cook

thats almost 2k calories desu
U fat fuck

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

character orders a beer/drink
doesnt pay for it

Are drinks free in America?

Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

character doesn't wake up to find out he pissed in the wardrobe again

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

he was an angry poorfaggot all along

Luke Myers
Luke Myers

friends join after work at da club for a drink
take the whole night to drink one
have fun and dance happily

FUCK OFF

Isaac Reyes
Isaac Reyes

If you're trying to save money just don't drink. I'd rather have one good beer instead of two disgusting beers.

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

He's not dirty bulking

Do you even lift?

Charles Hill
Charles Hill

i know that feel

Oliver Taylor
Oliver Taylor

character drinks
no beer bottles filled with piss and cigarette butts

Jordan Campbell
Jordan Campbell

This. A bar is pretty expensive. Dont know about the lot of you but spending 30 bucks every weekend starts to add up.

Just a wage-slave making shit money.

Daniel Wright
Daniel Wright

one blueberry flavoured lager my good sir.

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

he thinks millenials buying craft beers aren't poor
he thinks only poor people care about saving money
gonna be funny when you're 65 with 0 savings.

Noah Clark
Noah Clark

t-they're poor too!
a-and you're poor too!

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

character drinks a lot of alcohol
doesnt spend the entire next day on the toilet
with violent diarrhoea

completely ruins my suspension of disbelief

Landon Richardson
Landon Richardson

65 is hilarious regardless of how much money you have

Nolan Cruz
Nolan Cruz

buy a six pack of dark lagers with 10% alcohol content for 11.99
your retarded hick neighbor pays 9.99 for a 12 pack of PBR at 4.74%
he ingests literally twice as many calories of shittier tasting beer in order to get as drunk as you can at a relaxed pace
he laughs at you for "not being economical like" and shows you the Slim Jim he bought with the two dollars he saved

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

character drinks vodka
its not Vanilla flavored vodka

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

This is what normal people do. You should seriously look into, I dunno, an AA meeting. Fucking moron.

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

again
saving money means you're poor
Not really, but spending money you don't have will make you poor for certain.

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

have sex.

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

Character doesn't order a martini glass full of soy milk and some avocado toast

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

this x1000

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

i dont get the avocado toast meme
avocados are based as fuck

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

character doesn't use alcohol enemas to get fucked up

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

Thanks for invaluable teenage revelation, user.
getting assblasted about others preferring differently priced products
sperg baselessly about them being poor and dumb and bad with money
That's a telltale sign of a poorfaggot.

Juan Wright
Juan Wright

He's so poor he thinks rich people have this problem

Ian Reyes
Ian Reyes

character gets drunk off budweiser and tequila with his normie friends
doesnt start to reveal his power levels but then stops himself after 5 minutes of going off about how much he hates the faggots on Cred Forums
completely unrealistic

Gabriel Evans
Gabriel Evans

your retarded hick neighbor pays 9.99 for a 12 pack of PBR at 4.74%
Spotted the cityfag. No one outside of smelly hipsters drink PBR nowadays. Red neck hicks are buying dirty thirties of Busch for $15.

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

look, ma
i'm being economically practical

Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

not just getting drunk off of malt liquor

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

Gimme another one
I thought you were resistant to poiso-
GIMME ANOTHER ONE

Y-yeah s-same here

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

9.99 for a 12 pack of PBR
wtf shitty universe do you live in?
a 12 of tallboy 18oz PBR will run you 5 or shit bucks

Owen Hill
Owen Hill

character doesn't drink searching for some type of escape from his meaningless insufferable existence but it only becomes more poignant the more he drinks

Aaron Morales
Aaron Morales

character doesn't get blackout dunk and piss in his little brothers hermit crab cage
character doesn't make up some shit and have his little brother clean it with his bare hands
character doesn't drunkenly tell him about it 9 years later while laughing his ass off

Adam Roberts
Adam Roberts

why does pepe have cum drops on his head?

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

30 per night is predrinks what are you on about? feel free to be scrooge mcduck m8 retiring when you're 50 when nobody will want to hang out with you and you're old

Logan Brooks
Logan Brooks

Ahaha americans and alcohol, on balkans you would all be feather weights

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

heh. I pissed into a friend's pile of clothes 10 years ago after a night of drinking. Had no idea. Thought it was pretty funny when he told me about it

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

My nigga, king cobra 40s are the shit

Lincoln Hill
Lincoln Hill

This might habe been true 20 years ago but now Americans are working with a generation of pain pills mixed with alcohol. Slavs can't fuck with the tolerance.

Gavin Murphy
Gavin Murphy

i prefer the high gravity olde english 40oz malt liqour myself
much better taste

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

Yugos can't drink for shit, Pavle.

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

2015+3
not being bloated a fuck

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

10$ for a 12 pack of pbr is pretty standard, you Canadian or something?

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

This is the white trash 40oz
It's the we are so gangster we don't have to pretend to be niggers 40oz

Grayson Taylor
Grayson Taylor

im from virginia

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

user changes name to a symbol
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Anthony Ramirez
Anthony Ramirez

wtf are you talking about?
this shit is for children
it literally has little puzzles to solve under every cap

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

being proud of your pseudo-drug society
im european and i look down upon you, you're all depressed

Zachary Allen
Zachary Allen

character goes to a rave
full of scantily clad 9/10s rubbing their bodies together instead of gurning cunts in tracksuits

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

pseudo-drug
Mate, Europe has a huge actual-drug society
Coke and MDMA are more popular than ever

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

They used to have funny definitions.

dictate - your mom says my dictate like cherry lolipops

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

init bruv

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

i havent had a mickeys in so long
went through a mickeys stint years ago

Mason Baker
Mason Baker

full of scantily clad 9/10s rubbing their bodies together instead of gurning cunts in tracksuits
thats what its like here in america
weird thing is that the hottest girls go to events and festivals but then everywhere else in life they are nowhere to be found
like where do these sexy hoes come from? where do they go?

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

character drinks beer at all
not straight hard liquor in an attempt to fight off the depression

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

it's a user finds 12 bottles of cider and smirnoff in a dumpster episode

Oliver Barnes
Oliver Barnes

he thinks alcohol is an expensive addiction
My prior heroin addiction scoffs at you. Try spending $150-$200/day on dope and tell me booze is an expensive habit.

Jordan Carter
Jordan Carter

cotton eye joe

Henry Brown
Henry Brown

LMAAAOOOO 10 YEARS AND I'M DEDDDD

fuck. that's depressing.

Jace Edwards
Jace Edwards

cuz it's illegal

alcohol costs like 35-50 dollars for 22 standards here which racks up if you're an addict

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

drinking beer to get drunk
Liquor is superior. This brand of Arak is about 12$
Please note, I'm not Arab, I just like liquorice

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

Shitty state colleges my dude.

Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

ten beers is alcoholism
You know nothing

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

maybe in an hour or two

Noah Gonzalez
Noah Gonzalez

drinking crappy beer is the new hipster meme. it's soy to drink pbr even tho you can afford better because you're virtue signalling that you're a manly man. just like it's soy to have a beard and hitler youth haircut, it's meme masculinity

Josiah Barnes
Josiah Barnes

30 dollars a weekend adds up

Son I make 40 dollars an hour and I've got an intro level job in my career, 3 years out of college. I make that much before even show up for work on any given day since I show up to the office around 9:30 am and my day supposedly starts at 8am.

Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

character and roommate drink ~20 beers each
they don't both break into their neighbors' dorm room, play Hitomi Tanaka flicks on the big screen, and cum all over their floor and beds

Why even watch movies anymore

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

glad somebody caught that

John Bennett
John Bennett

beer
economically practical
There's a reason why hardcore alcoholics rack up on liquor, you know. The only alcoholics that would be dumb enough to have a fridge full of beer are frat boys with money to waste.

Logan Ward
Logan Ward

pissing into clothes hamper

HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT DID THIS

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

W-why does the edit look better..?

Adam Flores
Adam Flores

ten beers in the span of one or two hours is alcoholism
You still know nothing

Connor Evans
Connor Evans

comparing recreational drug use with popping benzos every day
ISHYGDDT

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

it's an user's hangovers now include his arms and hands falling asleep and a really intense bout of loneliness episode
I hate those episodes.

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

F-fucking delete this

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

Me too and nobody pays $5 for PBR 12 packs unless half of them are empties

Easton Campbell
Easton Campbell

European cocaine
As an American, I feel sorry for you guys. I can only imagine how shit your coke must be in comparison to ours.

Jayden Allen
Jayden Allen

seriously the most expensive pbr around be me 7.99 at 711
its a matter of where you get your shit

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

Cred Forums is filled with faggot hipsters who unironically drink PBR
Why am I not surprised?

Nathaniel Morales
Nathaniel Morales

nobody here drinks pbr we are just talking about it
and even if we did wtf is the problem
your bullshit doesnt even make sense
hur dur hitpsters dont drink cheap beer they only drink local soy flavored mirco brews
hur dur and they drink pbr too
shut the fuck up faggot

Jose Morris
Jose Morris

character drinks a beer without uncontrolably going on a 6-month vodka bender

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

real man's drink right here

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

Cred Forums's now pretending it's not full of raging alcoholics
I guess it's underage hour.

Daniel Peterson
Daniel Peterson

main character wakes up after a night of drinking and doesn't shit a pile of grease and throw up bloody bile
can't relate desu

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

I drank 2 bottles of wine in 4 hours. Is that bad?

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

depends on what kind of wine lel

David Allen
David Allen

I don't know a single hipster that drinks PBR
That trend ended 2-3 years ago

Gavin Foster
Gavin Foster

this
every hipster I know drinks fagunitas

Colton Murphy
Colton Murphy

pretty blacks with bright colored eyes look good.

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

It was 12% faggy rose lol.

i also finished off the last slivers of vodka and rum from previous sessions as well kek

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

character has a bite of toast and a sip of coffee for breakfast

Isaac Torres
Isaac Torres

I drink PBR, I love the taste unironically

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

i fucks with pino greeeg
when i want to get fancy i drink prosecco
but when im getting white girl wasted with white girls i buy us all moscato
or if were taking that up a notch we get white zinfendel

prosecco, moscato and white zinfendel are probably the girliest whines there are

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

I love nigger beer.
Niggers love Jew beer.
What beer does the kike like?

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

disgusting swill moscato is

Jackson Perry
Jackson Perry

last I checked, it aint against the law to vomit all over clubsluts, it's not a certified hobby either though, not yet

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

I use to love drinking red but I always tended to get sick, have terrible hangovers and have black tarry shits.

Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

i start to like the taste only after the third one
hell the same goes for almost any drink
i used to be a regular at a bar and on someday i wouldnt have much money other than for a tip for my bar tenders would just give me free tallboys all night
pbr taste even better when its free lol

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

character wakes up hungover
isn't completely fucking incapacitated for about 24 hours
the ill effects vanish after about 10 minutes

i've had hangovers lasting around 48 hours

Michael Sullivan
Michael Sullivan

I really don't want to know how much you drank and for how long

maybe some of the hangover was vitamin and mineral deficiency? you should try hydro-lite or whatever it is that helps with hangovers

Caleb Taylor
Caleb Taylor

white zinfendel and moscato leaves a film in my mouth
so fucking syrupy and sugary sweet
gets you fucked up tho, girls really do seem to love it
women tend to go for prosecco or whites in general
thats the next level patrician wines
i dont really like reds, i see them as more of a food stuff and getting drunk off of them isnt ideal

Robert Wright
Robert Wright

user...I go through my first beer in about 2 minutes.

Henry Thompson
Henry Thompson

10 beers in an hour is quite a pace though user

I hate carbonated drinks so that would be my idea of a nightmare

Well, up until the 6th or 7th and some time for the alcohol to kick in

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

jameson > all the other faggy shit ITT

ascend to my elevation niggers

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

character has a sip of cider
doesn't immediately black out and wake up hearing about how he messaged every girl in his social media about their feet

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

Alcoholism is the ultimate brainlet addiction. inb4 what about Hemingway and such. It was a different time.

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

I'm an alchy that is currently drying out and that looks fuckin gross.

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

You have shit tier taste in blended whisky.

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

Drinking locally brewed Craft Beer is actually a really good choice, though.

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

i finish a beer every 10 to 15 minutes when im at full steam
but indeed, the first one always goes down in less than 5

John Price
John Price

tfw you start drinking and wake up a month later to find you you've been living life blackout for the past few weeks
tfw youre scared shitless and think for a second you need to change your life choices, but then find out your stock portfolio is up due to trades made during that period and you've lost weight because you did nonstop cardio for some reason.

John Hughes
John Hughes

character smokes weed
you never see them sitting around sober realizing if they just stopped they could be happy without it and probably have enough money to follow their dreams and then lighting up another

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

That you smirnoff bro?

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

wake up after the night of drinking
check phone
texted the exes again

every fucking time

Zachary Lee
Zachary Lee

jameson isnt shit, stop being an elitist

Levi Watson
Levi Watson

most likely food deficiency, i'd just had a 9-hour morning shift on new year's eve after which i stayed awake drinking until around 6-7am, not really eating anything.

everything from white and red wine, to beer and liquors of all sorts. fucking awful

Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

people unironically enjoy IPA's
Absolute fucking pleb tier subhumanss.

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

Sake

Liam Reed
Liam Reed

Oh don't get me wrong, love a shot of chilled Jameson at a bar. Just far superior whiskeys and bourbon out there.

Hunter Howard
Hunter Howard

talks about superior whisky
loves chilled whisky

What a fucking faggot you are

Jaxon Jones
Jaxon Jones

Character only pretends to like beer

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

Prefer the OE 40oz but they give me awful hangover compared to regular beer

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

is it even possible to lose that much time? Surely you woke up sober at some point.

Aiden Smith
Aiden Smith

kek

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

character sips whisky or other high-proof liquor without shivering and making funny faces afterwards

Angel Adams
Angel Adams

I said a shot faggot. Because that's all its good for. It sucks for sipping and you know it.

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

Whats wrong with that, I'm not a breakfast guy

Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

Jameson is good. Too bad about it being a bit dear for the mo'.

£23 for 70cl fuck off Ireland the famine is over.

Ayden Harris
Ayden Harris

you said a chilled shot faggot

Robert Walker
Robert Walker

isnt this just /ck/ pasta

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

character drinks an entire bottle of whiskey without getting drunk

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

audience
BEER FAWWK YEH
everyone cheers

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

Any /stumbras/ bros here?
I don't drink anything but it.

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

watching Banshee where Hood slams couple of double shots of Jameson in a row without even flinching always made me feel weird

Asher Howard
Asher Howard

Alchohol in all honesty is terrible for you though, and tastes godaweful too unless its drowned in other flavors to hide the bitterness

Charles Stewart
Charles Stewart

My two favorite beers are Indian pale ale and IPA.

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

yea ill have a shot of whiskey
chilled please

Leo Parker
Leo Parker

think it's from an xkcd comic

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

tfw 22 years old and been drinking for three years and still never had a hangover
tfw still only drink beer because I don't know what to do with liquor besides rum and coke and margaritas

James Wilson
James Wilson

straight with a drop of water bro

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

Drink Wednesday, Friday and Saturday alone
Playing vidya, listening to music and playing with my synthesizer

I tell ya. Best three days of the week. So cosy. Drinking alone is the patricians way. Non other retards acting drunk around you to ruin the fun.

Connor Phillips
Connor Phillips

all these soys drinking wine and beers like bugmen sissies the one and only patrician drink is the cheap whiskey that comes in a plastic fith which is drank meet while watching fox news

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

who here /bellstwohearted/?

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

half and half

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

Hangovers get worse with age. Until about 24 I could bounce back without no problem. Around 27, they become two day affairs.
implying you stop drinking

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

tfw 22 years old and been drinking for three years and still never had a hangover

There is no face for this, it's called being normal.

Jeremiah Bailey
Jeremiah Bailey

this is the truth

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

if you want to feel hungover you should drink bourbon, and a lot of it

Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

What are those strange numbers and runes

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

Murica is stupid poo heads

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

bourbon is the most disgusting meme whiskey there is
i still drink it when offered tho

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

You shut your mouth, men are talking.

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

Guinness.

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

well i didn't say it had a good taste, just that if you want to have a hangover you should drink it because of the high amount of congeners

Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

Any Eurofags here?

Rec me some beers

no pale ales
no IPASHITS
no whitebois
no fruity soyshit

So far the best beer I've ever tasted was St Bernardus Abbey.

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

Bourbon is like the default booze.

To really loathe existence you must drink gin or to a lesser extent, tequila

Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones

when you finish the last of the booze and you remember soy sauce and vanilla essence has ethanol in it

Wyatt White
Wyatt White

Delet this

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

dunno just go suck some more dick or something

Charles White
Charles White

Gin is quite possibly the worst tasting hard stuff. It's just horrible, pure laudanum.

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

Character doesn't do this everyday while being sober and living the majority of his life in a fantasy world

Hunter Barnes
Hunter Barnes

rude?

Parker Bell
Parker Bell

#TRIGGERED
bourbon is objectively trash
the worst whiskey type.

Juan Lee
Juan Lee

Belhaven Best if they have it your cunt. It's muh favourite ale.

Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

bourbon contains 8 times more congeners than gin, and only shitty tequila (i.e. tequila that's 90% vodka) gives you hangover

Luke Lee
Luke Lee

Lmaoing at the alcoholics in this thread that probably shit on weed. Go to the /ck/ threads if you really wanna see some DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO stories, shit is sickening.

Nathaniel Russell
Nathaniel Russell

I swallow an Excedrin with a big gulp of water, go back to bed, and an hour later my hangover is like 90% gone.

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

I used to get hangovers real easy and always very nauseous.

Ever since I started drinking my vodka mixed with water and a little bit of dilute juice, I can clear 20 drinks and wake up feeling normal.

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

durp rec me some beer
no beer tho

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

gin and tequila are too delicious bourbon deprives you of all feeling except a warm throat to remind you that your still alive

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

bourbon is the most disgusting meme whiskey there is
you wanna get slapped ya sissy

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

We used to mix gin and Mountain Dew and call it Pine Sol and carry it around in a big 2 liter bottle getting wasted on the streets

Eli Collins
Eli Collins

IPAfags getting buttflustered

your beer is shit and you should feel like shit

Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

is that you mojo nixon

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

vanilla extract has an alcohol by volume content of like 30%
only problem is that it's the most bitter substance on earth

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

alcohol is good because you know you're fucking your body when you drink it, weed you can get cooked as a goose but the next day you don't feel like dying so you can rinse and repeat

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

Any Michigan bros? I've learned that Captain and Vernors is God tier.

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

tfw no lucozade in my country

youtube.com/watch?v=HUAMj-1AuKY

Noah Jones
Noah Jones

At least drink Rhye. Bourbon is sweet because its for pussies. Rhye has a spice to it because its for men.

Aiden Long
Aiden Long

This. Bourbons are trash. Jameson shits on any bourbon.

Kevin Hernandez
Kevin Hernandez

where 2 cop some absinthe

Julian Martin
Julian Martin

that's why you mix it with the salty soy sauce user

Gavin Robinson
Gavin Robinson

vernors is god tier ginger ale all the Chicago soys recoil at its slippery goodness

William Sullivan
William Sullivan

Plural? Don’t lie to me user.

Aiden Hall
Aiden Hall

im not "buttflustered"
im just noting that you sound childish and faggotronic

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

Character orders a beer, leaves a dollar tip

Fuck bartenders tbqh

William Lee
William Lee

just make some at home, stores are only allowed to sell the weak shit

Mason Russell
Mason Russell

character arrives at a bar, meets someone
orders a drink
has a super short conversation that consists of maybe two sentences, turns around and leaves
drink untouched

this triggers me more than anything

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

i do ginger ale and whiskey

MOTHER FUCKING GINGER ALE AND RHYE WHISKEY IS A GOD SEND
TRY THAT SHIT MY FRIENDS, ITS AMAZING

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

character drinks a "beer"
it's some supermarket pisswater like Budweiser or Coors
Ok

Blake Long
Blake Long

when someone takes your good whiskey and mixes it with coke

Leo Cox
Leo Cox

if the beer you drink doesn't taste at least "OK" to you the first sip and then delicious by your second or third can then you just haven't found the beer for you yet

Mason Carter
Mason Carter

Bourbon is sweet because its for pussies
I bet I will still be more drunk than you at the end of the night, fag.

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

people unironically have strong opinions about which gut poison is best

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

character drinks on monday morning but it's ok because it's a pwesidents day

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

set up long tab for the night
tip bartenders for two drinks worth
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

Brandon Powell
Brandon Powell

character orders beer
only leaves tip without paying for beer
or alternatively, this has also happened to be
character orders a $40 round of drinks
pays in cash
bartender takes that $40 and just dumps it all in the tip jar
not even mad at her for doing that lol

Carter Powell
Carter Powell

set up long tab for the night
never pay

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

mixing whiskey with coca cola is another shit meme
ginger ale or die you motherfucks, im trying to help you

Ian Wright
Ian Wright

character is drinking with friends
they aren't mixing everything they find like Kool-aid, Crystal Lite, and tequila

Robert Jones
Robert Jones

he doesn't drink at hotel bars and tell them to charge it to room ____
user, you need to live life to its fullest.

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

now let me tell you about the jew

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

hes actually drinking bourbon shit right now
no wonder youre so butthurt and triggered
you drink bitch whiskey, get over it and enjoy your girly liqour

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

kek, this

if you can't outdrink 'em, outdrunk 'em

Brayden White
Brayden White

bragging about how much money you make on a chinese cartoon image board

Liam James
Liam James

they don't drink a nice glass of beer every other day at dinner
What the fuck

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

what a handsome cat

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

character gets drunk
doesn't cause a scene at dinner and beat his wife in front of the kids

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

character is an alcoholic and can't drink anymore
considers becoming a pothead

Jose Murphy
Jose Murphy

pic related is damn good, also during wintertime i would recommend sam adams winter lager.

Austin Morales
Austin Morales

character drinks beer
it's Pabst Blue Ribbon

Charles Mitchell
Charles Mitchell

going green IS staying clean
i wish more people understood this

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

I just chugged a Gatorade before bed. Seemed to help. Didn’t feel as dried out the next day anyway.

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

replacing one drug for another is not going clean user

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

If you've never fallen into an alcohol coma then you're not a real alcoholic

Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

i prefer Dark Lord during winter

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

weed is as much of a drug as coffee or sugar, user
cmon grow up

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

that stuffs tasty but too expensive, even at the grocery store. I drink hamms $13 for a 30 pack

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

alcohol ruins alcoholics liver
wants them to smoke pot and ruin their brains as well

John Cruz
John Cruz

yea i only get it on occasion but its the only IPA worth trying, my opinion
its the only IPA i drink now

Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

Maybe the shit bud you get user

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

Who here /brass monkey/?

Ian James
Ian James

Those are the same thing, dipshit.

Wyatt Brooks
Wyatt Brooks

friendly reminder that weed is degenerate and that that stigma will follow you forever

Jose Edwards
Jose Edwards

when in doubt drink stouts

Jayden Baker
Jayden Baker

Female approaches man at the bar
Immersion completely broken

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

Where the fuck are you getting 30 bombs for $15? They're like $25 for me.

Easton Bell
Easton Bell

a dozen silver bullets never did anybody wrong, you take that back!

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

pot ruins your brain
yea if youre already stupid it will make you act stupid
if youre smart if will make you feel like a normie
why do some potheads always take a step back with the cause by being faggots like this
weed would be more accepted in society if you saw more regular people be vocal about it as opposed to just fuckboys like you LOL

Xavier White
Xavier White

And you shouldn’t consume coffee and sugar, either. What point are you trying to make?

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

oh you child :)

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

based

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

ywn get Coors Light 30 packs for $15 again
I remember those days.

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

the effects of coffee and sugar is reversible

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

you sound like a lot of fun
why are you even in this thread?
hur my health
posts in drinking thread
kys fag

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

Who cheap but decent gin here?

Matthew Sullivan
Matthew Sullivan

pilsner urquell (czech) and augustiner (german) are very drinkable.

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

Then you must be an insane lightweight, all the guys I have met that say shit like this barely drink at all. They drink like 3-4 beers/ciders and then like 1-2 shots and somehow think thats a lot. Its like the guys that claim fast metabolism.

Oliver Roberts
Oliver Roberts

Maybe have a proper stance on it instead of saying it's like sugar and people might actually take you seriously you fucking moronic cunt.

You don't get high off sugar, maybe if you had one or two less bong hits today you'd actually think before posting

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

Forgot pic

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

smokes weed
is never the same
yea it actually makes you a better person t.b.h.

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

I drank urquell once, good but nothing memorable.

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

hangovers
I'm 30 and still not had one like people describe. I feel a bit woozy the next morning but it typically goes if I eat.

I think the trick is that I drink nothing but straight liquor and water and everyone else drinks shitloads of sugar or calories in beer

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

weed would be more accepted in society if you saw more regular people be vocal about it
you mean like how people treat smokers

Logan Gray
Logan Gray

yep anyone who has binged and drank until they puked is going to have a hangover and age has nothing to do with it

some people actually know what limits are and don't drink to get fucked up though

Jack Turner
Jack Turner

How old are you user? I used to be pretty chill in hangover recovery as well, but as I've been getting older they've been lasting longer.

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

drink bourbon or brandy

William Murphy
William Murphy

you sound like a miserable loser who doesnt actually know what hes talking about
youre focusing on sugar because it fits your narrative while completely ignoring the point i was trying to make with comparing it to coffee
its ok dude you have a shit life, dont smoke weed

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

PABST! BLUE! RIBBONNNNNNN!!

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

pre-positioning bottled water, aspirin/Excedrin, gatorade bedside before you start drinking is the god-tier way to operate

Lucas Young
Lucas Young

I drink whiskey and vodka normally. I have drank plenty of both.

how much water do you drink? I drink at least two quarts if I even have one drink

Michael Flores
Michael Flores

Based

Ayden Miller
Ayden Miller

Cigarettes are actually bad for you though

Alexander Thompson
Alexander Thompson

character is supposed to be poor and jobless
goes to bars instead of drinking 1€ boxed wine

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

Go smash another cone user, you are the one who brought up sugar right here in this post, not me you pathetic, pathetic pot head

Jacob Thompson
Jacob Thompson

OI FOOK YOU AND FOOK YER SUGAR WEED
dude just go get drunk already, stop talking to me

John Long
John Long

you're gonna die before you can use those stock gains bro

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

$30 a weekend? Hah.

I pay $5-10 a night on covers, $20-$40 a night at the bar on drinks, and $30 for a bottle to pregame for the weekend. Also we usually buy some coke. I easily spend a couple hundred a weekend.

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

hello underage. the rest of us are able to go to the store and purchase what we want

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

fucking normie redditor

David Ward
David Ward

just as bad as marijuana

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

"weed is as much of a drug as coffee or sugar" - a pathetic pothead who smoked too much today

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

Female only approached the man because she's a manipulative bitch who wanted something from him
Immersion restored

Elijah Martin
Elijah Martin

gin is the worst tasting substance in existence

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

It's a user has a shot of vodka then another and another and another and before he knows it he spent 1000 dollars on escorts episode

Nicholas Smith
Nicholas Smith

Yeah but saying you are an experienced drinker and that you have never had a hangover is kinda dishonest. Of course you wont get a hangover if you barely drink.

Adrian Perez
Adrian Perez

Having a Savings account
Not just keeping at least 10k in checking with the rest invested in passive income streams

Stay poor

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

I like the bitter taste of gin and tonic I can't help it.

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

hur alcohol doesnt make you a stupider piece of shit like weed does
dur alcohol is actually better for your health
durp *chokes on spit* hur weed affects your brain *sharts* while alchole literally effects every system in your body and the damage done is irreperable
*gets acid thrown in his face by sanjaay* weed is bad for you

Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

If you know your limits you can avoid it easily, experienced drinkers can ride that buzz pretty darn well and the young body deals well with the alcohol.

People who binge are different, they know their limit and they go over it on purpose

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

character drinks beer
he drinks it because he genuinely likes it for some reason and not because of peer pressure

William Foster
William Foster

it's another user passes out and his friends have to go through the five contacts in his phone to call his mommie to go pick him up

Grayson Fisher
Grayson Fisher

We buy the alcohol then mix it with random shit fag

Oliver Kelly
Oliver Kelly

My man

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

things I never said
Something you actually said

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

she's just looking for a new sucker and her man is fighting off Taliban as they speak, she'll have his apartment cleared out by the time he returns home

I love the new realism in Hollywood movies

Jaxson Martin
Jaxson Martin

tfw unironically was slowly moving towards being becoming a part of al/ck/ for 4 years
stopped and got help last year because I didn't want my life to end, still occasional drink with mates but no more drinking alone every night in my room
had a relapse due to lots of social drinking round the holidays + winter depression
start to feel terrible when sober during the day which had never happened before, big wakeup call

Currently sober and feel like a sad sack of shit but I think I'm gonna make it boys

Nathan Robinson
Nathan Robinson

character drinks anything other than spirits or chuhai

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

character gets drunk with his friends
doesn't cut all contact with them for weeks afterwards due to anxiety and regrets

Zachary Rivera
Zachary Rivera

Exactly, I just got triggered because the chances of not binging even once when you are that age is kinda slim. Unless dude is some fedora tipper drinking wine at home or some shit.

Jonathan Bailey
Jonathan Bailey

tanqueray is my go to liquor

but it mixes well with citrus

Caleb Watson
Caleb Watson

its what youre implying, nigel thornberry
its like im talking to a child
but hey youre an alcoholic so im half right about that :^)

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

character smokes weed
doesn't lose voice or have it be really raspy

Anthony James
Anthony James

implying

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

A fellow Overlord fan I see

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

making contact ever again
Immersion ruined
t. haven't gone out in 10 years

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

admit it, you don't really like beer or at least didn't like it at some point but still drank it often

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

hur im not implying that my habit is healthier and better than yours
how stupid are you? that alcohol really seeped in your brain dude

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

is this kino?

Luke Watson
Luke Watson

You're funny

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

the holidays + winter depression
This happened to me too.
I had about $2-300 saved up from my job.
Days started getting shorter plus christmas faggotry kicked in. Started getting black out drunk every day to deal with. Can't deal with it.
Fuck winter and fuck Christmas.

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

Well done man, I could drink every night honest but I've got it down to just Saturdays.
Good choice, I like that too and Bombay.

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

Eh, depends how much you've drank and how long you slept. I've gone through half a bottle of vodka and woke up mostly fine the next day, but I drank a whole 1.5 liter bottle of wine and been miserable the whole day after because I woke up in the middle of the night still drunk.

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

faggots bitching over weed vs alcohol
not enjoying both
Oh wait I forgot a lot of you live in places where it's still illegal.
Sucks to suck I guess.

Ethan King
Ethan King

Days started getting shorter plus christmas faggotry kicked in. Started getting black out drunk every day to deal with. Can't deal with it.
Fuck winter and fuck Christmas.
Fucking tell me about it man. I never noticed as much in previous years because I was depressed anyways, but now that I felt good for the first time in years, winter hit me like a bitch.

I've got it down to just Saturdays.
Good job user, I'm proud of you

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

implying all this shit just to be a smug faggot

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

Regular people dont really need it to be legal. I've smoked since 1990 and never got in any sort of trouble for it.
It's always been pretty legal as long as you don't act like a nigger.

Carson Miller
Carson Miller

stop spying on me

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

I've only ever had one hangover that lasted more than a day.
One new year's I guess I went a bit too hard...

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

Depends on where you live, some places you can get really fucked up. Like ruin your future and face jail time fucked up. unless you bribe corrupt officials.

Asher Watson
Asher Watson

tfw you start drinking and wake up a month later to find you you've been living life blackout for the past few weeks
Did this one year in uni. Except it wasn't really "discovering" since I was consciously doing it. But yeah, those were dark days

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

Who /getting drunk/ right now?

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

yea its a racket
easy way for the small government to make a buck off of its locals
i feel like everyone knows its wrong and unjust but they dont care, they just want the money
fucked up thing is they could make more money from growing the stuff legally and taxing is rather than court fines and mandated slavery

Gavin Reed
Gavin Reed

checked

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

there's a special place in hell for people like you

Jack Allen
Jack Allen

Started getting black out drunk every day to deal with.
I feel you but I gotta say friend you should skip a day between, give your body a full day/night of food and sleep between sessions it's too much to do it every night, 3-4 times a week max and never two consecutive nights

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

men
drinking bourbon

Blake Torres
Blake Torres

fuckin hell this one got me

Jaxson White
Jaxson White

24 here. thrown up and dropped like a brick three times in my life. For some reason the next day I feel great.

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

It will catch up with you.

I remember being late teens early twenties I could mix anything and become completely blackout and after a quick puke in the morning feel right as rain.

At 26 9 tall boys will leave me physically hung over for a day, and mentally absent for another one,

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

Go away, Gray

David Murphy
David Murphy

tfw going through booze withdrawals right now
Being physically dependant sucks. Got the shakes and paranoid as shit and the only medicine is what's causing it.