/bb/ Celebrity Big Brother

you arent missing anything, its a total shitshow

t.bbott.poster

this season sucks ass and there are no celebs

t. showfag

I wouldn't call it a "shitshow", that gives the wrong implications. The show is doing well, and is competently made, and, is more or less generally liked by fans. Maybe not a 'smash hit', but 'shitshow' is incorrect.

this, absolutely terrible season, all these retards running around, making deals, trying to keep themselves safe, so annoying ugh
i miss my boy Paul running the house, making funny jokes and telling great stories from his life

i would counter argue that after the back to back shitshows that were b18 and bb19 normies are just starved for something good and trying to tell each other that this is solid. its not, its fucking terrible

the majority of them including yourself didnt bare witness to the kino that was BBOTT

>BBOTT
>Kino

>shitshows that were b18 and bb19

BB18 was great all the way through and got a satisfying winner
bb19 was the only shitshow since bb13

>4 vets
>james
>letting someone come back 4 times
>paul

yeah ok buddy

don't ever reply to me again

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I did witness BBOTT, and I agree it was kino and one of the best seasons ever.

Having said that, this isn't fucking BB or BBOTT, it's a brand new bite sized version, and it's clear you're not taking that into consideration. It can't be compared to BBOTT lol.

You haven't given any reasons for why it's 'fucking terrible', and I imagine the reasons you would give would be poor, and not agreed upon by the masses.

therein lies the problem... its a game format designed to take place over a longer period of time an they are attempting to shoehorn it into an extremely short amount of time. it completely changes what makes it big brother. also, the HG's for the most part are completely insufferable and they are all being super conservative with what they say and do. it makes for boring, uninspiring watchability

i dont speak the the masses, they are beneath me

So you mean it's a shitshow for your personal expectations, rather than a general shitshow, which implies it's for the masses expectations, which you just said you aren't speaking for.

That's fair then, just wanted to clarify this fact.

What happened to sam hyde?

It was good

the combo of tim heidecker getting his show canceled and then getting too deep into the alt right

name one quality or rememberable moment other than le mark faec

i'll wait

this show looks like shit

t. fag who doesn't like to watch people 24/7

Of this season? Just some Metta moments, James constantly getting BTFO'd out of a healthy alliance, Brandi's first night drunkness, Shannon's crashing gameplay... nothing particularly epic, but as I said, competent enough. Not a "shit show", that would be Season 19.

>4 vets
3 of which were good or entertaining or cute

>james
only became unlikable half way into the game because of natalie

>letting someone come back 4 times
2 times. And it was based vic

>paul
was tolerable because he was working with El fit vic and was an underdog

18 wasn't awful by any means

But for real, once Natalie/Michelle turned on The Sitting Ducks, paving the road solely for a Nicole win, it all went to shit. Nicole winning brought down the season by far.

I'm not a fan of the Handjob Strategy. It's not a good one, and the season suffers because of it's success.

thats pretty sad if thats all you got

still more entertaining than the past 8 seasons desu

>James surviving the first vote when he was dead man walking
>attempt to back door shannon
>Keisha begging to leave live
>Omarosa BTFO of Ross after the noms
>the fact that every single person is looking out for their own game and aren't blindly following somebody else

What the fuck do you mean, retard? I'm only arguing that it isn't a "shit show". What type of epic breathtaking moments are you hoping for? The show has good moments, is a decent enough program to compete against the Olympics, and hasn't shit the bed nearly as hard as last year.

Now fuck off with your retardation and autism

>Nicole winning brought down the season by far.

For me, I much prefer seeing someone win who postitioned themselves to never be a target, like she did, versus someone who was flying by the seat of their pants and lucking out to get to the end as an underdog, like Paul
I also believe Paul wouldn't have even seen final 4 if Vic didn't come back into the game twice as his meat shield.

I'm not a nicolefag

Ari is fingering her asshole while talking to meta about how much money he has

don't bother. he's baiting because he has no good examples of why it's bad other than personal opinion

oh so what you are saying is compared to the worst season of bb ever this is "ok" LOL

geting second in the demo isnt competing with the olympics. just because it has viewers and isnt a flop for CBS, which by the way it probably is a flop based on the amount of money they had to pay the contestants, doesnt make it quality

i mean avatar is the highest grossing film of all time but that doesnt mean its good by any stretch of the imagination

>rememberable

No niggerposting

Yea true, I guess I'll stop responding to him. I mean his next post rambles about my "Olympic" comment, when I only mentioned it as "program to compete against the Olympics" to illustrate how it was basically made as a throwaway show, and is doing decent despite that. Of course his autism caused him to misunderstand.

Wow, you ain't lying. Add it to the list of memorable moments.

>he

>i attempt to troll /bb/ threads because i'm board but I suck at it

LOL

More nudity than the last 5 seasons combined

>i mean avatar is the highest grossing film of all time but that doesnt mean its good by any stretch of the imagination

the fuck kind of logic is that. Of course it's good, why would anyone spend money to see it if it wasn't lmfao

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>give 3 reason why its bad
>no reasons
>meme text
HURRR

Post vid

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sorry, zer

>he watches for the half-assed nip slips

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and yet when people make a list of the greatest movies of all time it doesnt break the top 50 or 100 or in the case of the pleb masses on imdb who paid all that money to see it dont even rate it in the top 250 of all time. really makes you think

Ari lusts after Ted The Medic's dick

For the people who missed it last night. the improved version of Paul's demise that I made.

Jesus christ. I didn't even realize he had any tattoos. I guess that explains all the long sleeved shirts.

If you unironically think this season is a shitshow or is bad, you’re not a student of the game and/or watching the show for the wrong reasons

>zoom and enhance

this season is so bad ass
I can't even watch enough of it

THREE BONGS

JAMES A CUTE

I'm glad he stayed, love Chuck but you need SOME young life in there

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>he received Devin's blessing before he passed away

Mark is winning confirmed!

>and yet when people make a list of the greatest movies of all time it doesnt break the top 50 or 100

le critics are always correct meme

this

aren't a majority of critics paid shills anyhow.

I really hope James isn't JUSTing himself by trying to go against Omarossa this early into their deal.

Disney critics

he is

i didnt say anything about critics, i literally pointed out the pleb tier masses and even they think avatar and to a lesser extent this shitshow of a season to be total shiite

Mark is going home tonight

>and to a lesser extent this shitshow of a season to be total shiite

Source?
You must follow very negative people on your Twitter timeline, because my timeline is full of positive reactions to the season.

>i literally pointed out the pleb tier masses and even they think avatar
and yet it is the highest grossing film of all time

>to a lesser extent this shitshow of a season to be total shiite
and yet you continue to watch it and post in the threads

>black twitter
>twitter

YAAAS QUEEN AMIRITE

feels bad man ;(

im only here for the bridgette and shelby pics desu

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This has to be the most autistic conversation ive ever read on Cred Forums and of course it is going on in Cred Forums

If you actually think Avatar is a great movie because it is the highest grossing film of all time then you are probably a big enough faggot to think angry birds is the great game of all time because it has the most players.

Cant you fucking retards just watch something and form an opinion on your own without having to reference gross, viewership, ratings, numbers.

Holy fuck kill yourselves.

So you chose not to answer because you don't actually have an answer?

A bit pathetic of you to bother wasting your time on so stupid. Jesus christ.

>It's another 'Taran understands Big Brother better than chantards' episode

inb4 "WHO CARES IF THERES GAMEPLAY IF ITS SHITTY MOVES!"
If you only care about seeing GREAT gameplay, then go fucking watch BB16 again and jerk off to Derrick. The rest of us are here not for "GREAT" gameplay, but for "DYNAMIC" gameplay.

>tfw if the noms stay the same:
>Mark/James are voting for Brandi to go
>Ari/Metta are voting for Ross to go
>Marissa is the swing vote

>It's another 'Taran understands Big Brother better than chantards' episode

see

it took me 6 years to finally watch avatar. I thought it was whatever the lizard version of a furry is fetish fantasy film.

Sorry, didn't mean to include all of you of course, just the Avatar-fag

I don't give a shit if players are playing great games or "dynamic" as long as they are all makes moves in their own self interest and/or don't follow the leader. Which this season is doing

don't listen to the showfag troll who keeps using the word "shitshow"

well yeah that was my original point entirely. just because its getting decent viewership during the olympics doesnt equate to be being quality like the other user is implying

and its toally my opinion that this shit blows. a true student of the 100 day chess match would never accept this as anything less than inferior. literally worst than bb19. i said it and wont take it back

get at me

1. You're getting misted
2. If you think Avatar is bad, you're a pretentious faggot

>"I believe everything I read on Cred Forums, specifically Cred Forums

jfc

>the noms stay the same way

the least likely scenario
also she clearly would vote for Ross to stay then

>unobtanium

>also she clearly would vote for Ross to stay then

you should have watched the feeds in the last hour

Gotcha, yea this poster knows what is up, sorry I keep falling for the bait but I'm bored at work when everyones off for Presidents Day, so fuck it lol

You stupid fucking retard
" I mean his next post rambles about my "Olympic" comment, when I only mentioned it as "program to compete against the Olympics" to illustrate how it was basically made as a throwaway show"

But we all know you can't read, and we all make fun of you.

>and its toally my opinion that this shit blows
Well fucking finally you admit it's your opinion instead of trying to pass it off as general opinion.

this is the best season since 17

you're getting trolled my dude lol

OTT was more fun
But this is a better game of course, by miles

>worst than

>unobtanium
is worth $20 million per kilogram

>true student of the 100 day chess match

lmaoing at you right now
true students of the game know that BBUS is a pathetic parody of real Big Brother and only watch BBUK where it's true social game only and you need to manipulate production, houseguests and viewers to win

I would have enjoyed OTT more if there was no 3rd nom or America vote
Ballsmashers would have swept if that wasn't the case

unironically this

Ari is the best HOLY SHIT

twitter.com/Tooms_BB/status/965716958925619200

hi jace

Other than Amanda, you're right.

Although Jiz were pretty great even if they stayed clothed.

OTT was unnecessarily stressful. Without americas nom that faggots side of the house would've been BTFO.

Liz is underrated.

so i can see why someone such as yourself is enjoying this alleged season so much

i dont even consider it part of the bb franchise. its a joke

1.5 BONGS.

I've really enjoyed Metta in the house but the niggerita has got to go

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>tfw no Nicole deepfakes

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SIXTY BINGS

kek

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We need a black panther theater edit of this.

How will Ian ever recover?

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Based Ian calling out the roastie teachers.

Why do you post this
Every Morning?

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im not really a student of the game, im a /bb/ poster thats temporarily embarrassed

libtards don't even want you to be able to make fun of yourself anymore

there's a halo hangin

Should be the other way around.

bitch u’ont care bout gun rights lol y’all just tryna to get out of school cause y’all didn’t study for the math test wednesday lmao

I'm like Devin. I'm a psycho fan

i hate politics

THIS

what's funnier about these kids/teachers not wanting to attend school because of muh guns is the date they chose for the walkout lol....

that's the date of the columbine massacre

they are gonna kill some stoners buzz

>4/20

this has to be an onion parody

...and hitler's b-day... spooky...

not really. eric harris was a hitler-tard so it was probably intentional

encouraging students to skip school and smoke weed erryday

you have autism!

why?

because of all these dubs

Isn’t this a bit dramatic for being away less than a month?

>mark wins diamond veto

Lmao

>doesn’t use it

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which veto do the internet polls predict we are getting?

Most have shown spotlight as the popular one. whoever is running james twatter was telling people to vote for the vip one

10 MINS

she's the perfect cuteness level
pleasant to look at, but not overly distracting

One of the polls with 9000 votes had the vip winning with a decent majority

VIP

would be hilarious if that's what sends him home
but I'd prefer one of the coloreds or the fag to leave

Haven't watched the feeds since Saturday. Nominations.

Is the plan still to get that fat faggot out.

are those cheekbones real?

5 MIN

free cam stream where

oh boy. a lot of has changed my friend

see

im going to go watch re-runs of curling instead of this shitshow

someone buzz my phone when the showfags are gone

>tfw you'll never watch bb live with her and her mom

I saw your post faggot, that's why I asked the question.

Why aren't James/Marking axing Ross like Omarosa wants?

James and Mark tried to make a deal with Ross and Marissa for a final 4.
And james just hates brandi

Actually I technically did watch with madrosed, I just wasn’t aware she was in the room. Fuck.

DAMN JULIE FINE TONIGHT

watch the f-bombs bro

>faggot

yeah, I'm not helping you now

Hi nicolefag

when?

Make me gayboi

BB19 premiere party in NY, sadly saw RealityRecaps and not her

Omarosa’s justification for nomming Brandi still doesn’t make sense

Thanks for stopping by
Now kindly return to your young Sheldon appreciation thread

brandi is pretty hot imo

man i wanted to go to that

she didn't want to seem catty so they used the excuse of "shannon's lone vote"

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>crossed over to the dark side

RACIST

titties sittin right

t. manlet problems

you need an eye exam

Maybe next time? It was really disheartening anyways when Paul entered the house and the place went wild

neck down sitting alright

Nice melons

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>personally attacked

>fat bitch didn’t know what a backdoor was until some dumbass model spelled it out for her

botox, lip injections and breast implants are attractive imo

Ari is the smartest player in the game

of course you think that, gookfag

so what?

Marissa is the fattest person in the game

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Brandi has a terrible social game

>Ross mastermind edit
>When it was actually Mark/James decided to keep Ross

James is the biggest douchebag in the game

james give us a peak into what it would have been like if jace was never evicted first on bb17

Based James

Ross is the gayest player in the game

James is /ourguy/ after Metta

Kesha has the most depleted titty milk in the game

Sugar gay has the worst tattoos in the game

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so what?

mark makes the best faces in the game

why does she dye her hair that color?

Marissa is the most annoying goblin in the game

This is big brother kino, people are actually playing the game.

If she doesn’t say yes immediately to that alliance then it clearly won’t work just tell her to fuck off maslow

poorly

>I need to think about it

RED FLAG RED FLAG

so what?

Maslow not playing for veto he’s fucked

he's great

ABORT JAMES

VIP

>Can the winner put themselves up?

Based Metta

>James not picked to play
Welp. bye Mark.

>metta wins veto

maslow’s retarded social media manager caused the vip option to happen

>vip veto

But at least people are playing for themselves.

im a celebrity get me out of here

Omarosa SEETHING right now that Production fucked up her HOH.

Also James got all his twitter followers to spam their votes.

FUCK.

MARK IS LEAVING

>mfw

Team Maslow fucked it up for him, Brent is SEETHING

how much do the producers rig these games?

>Metta wins
>Pulls everyone off and begs Omarossa to throw him in the volcano

howso? all she has to do is win the veto herself

>implying Grodner didn't just choose VIP

>VIP

TWITTER POLL FAGS BTFO

Ross/Jewmangi wins, Ross comes off the block

Omarosa puts up Ari.

Ross/Marissa takes down Ari.

Omarosa puts up Mark.

Brandi/Mark OTP

Mark goes home. 3-2

>Ross/Jewmangi wins
stopped reading

god damn russian bots hacked the CBS voting!

We are fucked if anyone other than Mark/Oma win.

>puzzle

ross will win this

>Ross/Jewmangi wins
and Brandi

I'd be pissed if I was Omarosa desu

Why would Brandi take down Ross when she's on the block ya simp?

fag is winning

this music lmao

also what if it took them like 30 minutes

LOL MARK MORON

Devin Bless Mark

ROSS PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON DUMB FAGGOT

OH BYE MARK

>that bait and switch

nice one cameraman

IM FROM THE FUTURE

;(

ross needs to make a deal with omarosa on the replacement nom before taking brandi down too

FUUUUUCK
I THOUGHT OMAROSA HAD IT
FUCK THIS FUCK ROSS

At least Ari is safe!

fuck

i was really hoping omarosa would win

that would have been a massive middle finger to the producers for trying to crew her over

>ross comes down
>marissa renom
>ross takes off marissa
>ari goes up

>Ross pulls himself down
>Oma puts up Ari
>Ross pulls Ari down
>Oma puts up Marissa

All is not lost, brothers.

omarosa will put up mark

O wants any of the ross/marissa/ari/brandi

Doesn't see mark as a threat and won't risk it

Oh yea thats true, at least Marissa didnt win

if mark and brandi are up, brandi is going

how are they going to have another hoh, veto and eviciton in 20 mins?

So who would go between Brandi and Marissa?

WAIT

ONLY ROSS IS SAFE, MARISSA DIDN'T WIN

SO IF ROSS TAKES HIMSELF DOWN.

OMAROSA PUTS UP MARISSA

ROSS CAN ONLY USE IT ONCE MORE AND HE SAVES MARISSA

BRANDI/ARI ON THE BLOCK

MARK IS SAFE

BRANDI GOING HOME

This isn't a DE

It’s not a double

how massive will the butthurt be if omarosa wins this season?

damn Julie lookin busted tonight

>how are they going to have another hoh, veto and eviciton in 20 mins?

they aren't

most likely brandi

Brandi

so it this vip veto only good for tonight?

>META

uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

WHAT THE FUCK OMAROSA?!!!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

what the actual fuck was that renom?

lol so lame and people are still pretending this is kino

SEASON STATUS: DROPPED

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WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!!!!

RETARDED.

>metta

WHOA

why does Metta want to leave?

>implying Oma isn't using Metta as a pawn to get Brandi out

Gemme outta dis wypipo game is it possible to nominate myself if I win veto?

safe again

OH MY FUCK. OMA COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT A THREAT. LET METTA WALK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

both live vetoes resulted in live quits what a terrible decision from bb

Did you not see his wife?

Any chance Brandi goes? Please?

Well, yeah... might have to throw in the towel after this one. Maybe this just doesn’t work. Maybe try the format again without celebrities, I don’t know. Bummer.

nbombs ruined this season

>3 days of scrambling and planning to get big target out
>black person quits the game and keeps the status quo instead

can't believe CBS decided to save money and rerun BB episode

James is voting Brandi 100%, Mark is probably voting Brandi, good chance Ari votes Brandi.

Ross/Marissa/Ari control the votes now and aren't voting out Brandi

the season is almost over. is evicting metta so he can leave a just a little bit earlier really a compelling enough reason to evict him?

lol no, metta is crying to them right now begging to be sent home and they will comply

Everyone likes Metta desu, what if Omarosa was trying to do that so Brandi leaves instead with getting too much blood on her hands.

Had she put Marissa and then Ariadna on the block she's going to piss too many people off.

So when is Omarosa quitting to complete the nignog trifecta?

not with Metta otb

Seriously he gets out in 6 days.

I'm honestly glad this season is a flop. If it were good we'd see the death of regular bb and only celebrity like UK

>Everyone likes Metta desu

which is why they're voting him out. He'll win if he gets to the end

the n-bomb exodus

>the rest of us

speak for yourself you fucking faggot

>a flop.

it isn't

>this

Fuck Brandi

Whoa whoa watch the n-bombs user.

live vetoes were a mistake

ayyyy lmao

LOL

this season is awful

This, it gives people less time to strategize.

James cmon man

My tv messed up, what did Brandi say in her speech?

should have just cast shrimpman

She thanked metta for wanting to leave. Seems like the story of Celeb B.B. so far

>"Lol Metta thanks for wanting go home. That's it."

Then she sits back down.

she thanked meta for wanting to leave and then everyone laughed because this season is a joke

"Thanks Metta for wanting to go home"

NEW THREAD

>2 vs 4 for the next hoh

great season guys

>my feet hurt
>my botox injections hurt
>my implants hurt
>my lips hurt
>i could be on *FISH* right now

devin disavows metta

so basically, we're back where we were three episodes ago

Thanks
Damn yeah, it is a joke. Every time we shape up to something interesting, this happens. Shame

>Brandi: "Niggers are retarded lmao"

This desu

Metta didn't start playing the game until his interview with Julie.

5 celebrities finale night

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