Oh hey user, back again already? (snickers) Let me guess, ticket for one?

FUCK YOU
*GUNFIRE NOISES*

Awwww, sorry user, but I'm seeing Robbie again tonight. Enjoy Black Panther.

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Rob is off tonight, now are you going to order or what?

How the fuck did you get his name tag

But you are Robert, it says so right on your shirt

>"Here's your aspartame corn syrup beverage, and your transgenic starch rosettes with extra dairy grease, mister!"

TOLL

ROBERT HAS A WIFE YOU LYING WHORE

>Implying I don't use the terminal and avoid interacting with anyone

AYO DA WHITEY DEVIL KILLED MAH NIGGUH BOB AND TOOK HIS SHIRT N SHIEET

Looks like he got BLEACHED

To be fair, that's good for Robert.

STOP EATING MY POPCORN YOU STUPID WHORE!!!

>Sup bro, welcome to the Kinoplex. I came in the popcorn.

How do you respond?

>Going to stare silently at a giant screen
>Must bring friends

Of all the shit that makes no sense about going to a movie theater in 2018 I think this part is the one that makes the least sense.

>snickers

Can I see the manager please?

Go back for seconds

i really hope people don't do this at the theater

>Robert
>race-mixing
You'll never #metoo him you blonde bitch.

Every single cinema shooter in the history of cinema massacres has been a lone weirdo. People who intend to shoot up the place don't bring their girlfriend or mates. So it's natural that couples and groups of people, which is like 95% of movie goers, prefer to go to cinemas that enforce the no singles policy.

Please, don't play this game, k? Obviously Balthazar needs a ticket too
dumb bitch

By using it as brainfuel to finish writing my Robert x Chad fanfiction

>take a lone weirdo friend with you to shoot up no singles policy cinema
>beat Columbine high score
Nothin personnel kiddo

>a lone weirdo friend
hmmm something doesn't quite add up here

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>cheating on his christian wife is good for robert
Are you retarded user

When is this getting picked up?

I saw blade runner 2049 on a Tuesday morning, out of the 10 other people besides myself in the theater, 8 were alone and 7 of them were middle age black guys. It was kino

Yeah cinema shooters generally just target popular movies

There is just so much material to go on with the popcorn mines, designated shooters, penis inspection and falcons.

Oh hey user! Wow, I haven't seen you since high school!

Is your date in the washroom?

What was the theme song?
And why hasn't this been made yet?
>Episode 1: Lane starts on his first day at the job along with Jules and is quickly initiated into the complex world of the theatre business.
>Episode 2: Following the events of last episode, the majority of employees quit leading to Lane and Jules both receiving undeserved promotions. How will they ever cope?
Could be kino

When did this meme start?

Ok you did this time, I feel like commiting suicide.

Go back

damn look at those jugs

that is fucking disgusting

imagine how sweaty and gross those things get

could you imagine the smell? haha

Y-Yeah she is

y-yeah she's doing a big fat massive dump haha so she'll be a while see you guys later pls go

haha im curious just for laughs. do you think shes embarrassed by the smell haha i would like to smell them.

youtube.com/watch?v=DV8yly-wFD4

Are you seeing Black Panther as well? Looks like we've still got about ten minutes, we'll wait with you and we can all sit together! That'll give us time to catch up!

>be American
>finish eating my meal from the kinoplex's KFC dining services while watching Thor 3
>look at my Apple Watch
>37 minutes into the movie and still no shooter
>wipe grease from my hands off on my Under Armor shorts
>pull out my TI-83 from my gun bag to calculate the waitress's tip from the function on my receipt
>burp out a thank you as I hand her the money
>continue watching the flick
>suddenly hear loud bang then screams from just outside our showing
>time to be a hero
>rock back and forth in my chair to build up enough potential energy to get up
>put calculator back into bag and grab my legally-purchased mini gun
>aim at room's entrance for shooter as bangs get louder and every one runs out of the room
>stand my ground
>start to get impatient cause shooter's taking too long to get there like I'm some third-worlder and not an American
>heart starts to hurt from anger until I feel a burning pulse in my belly
>look down and see blood coming out of me
>fucker got in from other entrance instead of the one I was aiming for and shot me
>kid couldn't have been no older than my wife's son
>drop my gun as I fall onto the ground while more gunshots go off
>tfw if I had more time to think I would've totally gotten him
>wake up in an ambulance getting told to sign the medical bill
>only $124,000
>smile at dumb cucks as I sign cause they don't know that I'll just take a loan later to pay for this free ride
>hear later in the news that the kid only killed 16 people
>not even close to the high score
God bless America.

I'm sorry, but myself and my girlfriend are actually massive racists and we hate black people. We're going to see a different movie because of this.
Nice seeing you though!

>Shadman

I love super long, detail oriented greentext stories.

I can make shit up, too. Blah blah blah farty fart butt fart.

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I don't care if you bought a ticket online. The No Single's Policy is in effect, so find a date or get the fuck out.

I've returned, leave my station impostors

Robert! I thought you'd never come back!

Right now I can get 4 AMC tickets at costco for $35 is that a good deal? (the AMC nearby is pretty nice) But i'm also worried there are no good movies out worth seeing

N-nani

So who the fuck did we lynch last night?

we missed you! some Stacy has been bullying us!

STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN THOT!

w-will you be my date?

wait you dont like movies though i mean you wont develop your own taste i mean you dont enjoy the medium i mean i hoep you kill yourself

Robert wouldn't stoop to some toothy white bitch.

You know what else doesn't add up ? Student body count

WHAT THE FUCK YOU ROASTIE ROBERT IS A FAMILY MAN

BIG
BLACK
COWORKER

>Episode 3: The designated cinema sniper failed to show, and now Jules has to get a crash-course so he can take over for the movie... But it's a 2.5 hour kino
>Episode 4: A middle-aged jewish man sues the Kinoplex for ear damage, so all anvils are banned. Jules and Lane have to figure out a way to smuggle anvils into the theater to keep their customers satisfied, while Robert uncovers the jew is actually a friend of Other Robert, trying to take down the Kinoplex

Yes

you leave Robert alone you BITCH

uh, not today

That smile makes my day every time.

manager here