SEVEN HELLS, NED

SEVEN HELLS, NED

>not stop this madness in the name of your king

GODS I WAS STRONG

been sitting here for months, bring back /got/ before I piss meself

W-We're out wine your g-grace..

CAREFUL

OUT OF WINE?!?!?!?!? LANCEL YOU LITTLE SHIT BRING THE WINE STRETCHER BEFORE I PISS MYSELF ONTO YOU

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I don't get this meme but I like it nonetheless

CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL!!!

BOW YA SHITS

TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS

lmao

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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME, YOU LITTLE WHORE? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE BARATHEON STAGS, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS PUBLIC RAIDS ON BOARS, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED POUNDS. I AM TRAINED IN STAG WARFARE AND I’M THE TOP KING IN THE SEVEN KINGDOMS. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER LORD. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH FATNESS THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS PANETOS, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME IN FRONT OF LANCEL? THINK AGAIN, WHORE. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING THE SPIDER'S SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES ACROSS THE KINGDOM AND YOUR HOMESTEAD IS BEING LOCATED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, NED. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN EAT YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY BARE TEETH. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN BOARHUNTING, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE BARATHEON HOUSE AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, NEDDO

Westeros' greatest general Cut down before his time.

YER TOO FAT FOR YER ARMOR, YER GRACE

I COULDA RAMMED YOUR FUCKIN WHOOOOOORE OF A SISTER RIGHT UP HER ARSE NED!
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN!

mfw a blackfyre fucking shit is near me

KLLED BY A BOAR? LORD OF LIGHT WHAT A DUMD DEATH

>Robert starts talking about naked girls

Why did they make Renly such a faggot?

The wine stretcher..?

when's /got/ coming back

next year

>fire priest
>emanate heat with your body
>literally pyrokinetic
>coworker whores around on the Wall, dressed in what amounts to a thin bathrobe while being whipped by icy winds without any issue
>somehow die of hypothermia

>turn renly into a wimp
>turn loras into a whore/stereotype
>cut every other faggot
Really activates the almonds.

EVER MAKE THE EIGHT, RENLY?

NED, YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER, I HAVE A DICK, WE'LL JOIN OUR HOUSES.

GO FIND THE BOOK STRETCHER!

>he thinks Stannis is dead

SEVEN HILLS, SNEED

BESSIE WITH HER BIG TITS

If he was still king, would everything have stayed stable?

THE QUEENS TOO FAT FOR HER DRAGON

FETCH ME THE DRAGON STRETCHER

>meets character
>exchange threatening words
>long, silent stare
>characters burst out laughing

What did Robert mean by this?

SOME FRESH OC BEFORE I PISS MYSELF