Lies perpetuated on television

>Bananas peels are super-slippery
The peels have enough lubrication to masturbate with, but not enough to slide across a room.

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Old vacuum cleaners had a blow function.

It probably started with the actual banana inside because stepping on the mushiness can be startling, but the peel makes for a better visual gag.

Slipping on banana peels began with silent comedies, as an imitation of the daily sight of people slipping in horse manure. Before automobiles, there were tens of thousands of horses in major cities. The shit got real.

Wait, is this a lie or the truth?

Also, how old?

>The peels have enough lubrication to masturbate with
can confirm

Is there a cultivar you recommend? I've mainly just been using cavendishes.

>The use of a banana peel as an injurious prop is actually alarmingly realistic in the early part of the 20th Century.
>Refrigeration and shipping speed had made bananas the most popular fruit in the country, and as they rotted, the peels would become quite slippery and thus dangerous to tread upon
>The problem grew so bad that modern urban street sanitation systems were invented mostly to deal with the banana peel

what?

You know, cavendish bananas.

Looks like he's jacking off here, kek.

But then why not just use shit?

>Amerifats need lubrication to masturbate

>bananas
oh

>lube

he doesn't know about the deleted scenes

vacuum expert here. yes many old machines did. Kirby being one of the best known, had a blower all the way back in the 70's. same with electrolux but in the 50's for those.
they just us the exhaust air as a mild blower

This is true, my grandpa used to de-ice his home bar freezer with an old 50's-era vacuum, it looked like a cylinder with 4 wheels

Not everyone owns a goat, Ahmed.

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its obscene user

My old filter queen has one

>eurocucks just as uncivilized as poo in loos and huezillians

You don't slide across the room but you can slip and fall on them.

Only they do and so do many modern ones. I've never owned one that didn't, but I don't buy loud cheap ones either.

>Silencers, or suppressors as they're better known, makes a gun give a pew pew sound as it's fired

Guns are loud as hell and you can still hear the gunshot only slightly muffled, with a suppressor.

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So by your logic Africa is the most civilized place?

>serbia
>red
Bullshit. I saw like 50 cocks and the only circumcised ones were on anglo tourists.

Red is between 20 and 80 percent.

>this lack of insight
nice job, Monsieur le 56%

>americans need bananas in order to have a wank

lmao

>Siblings borrowing everything like is nothing
I would fight anyone who'd touch my jacket

My older brother used to take my basketball shorts. There was a pair that went missing for a year before I found them in his car trunk.

>south korea
at first I was very confused but then it turns out it was us military introduced

Circumcision is genital mutilation and is a crime against humanity.
>unconsenting children having their genital irrevocably and significantly altered.
It has no medical justification and is purely about religious, sexual manipulation. Did you know the hospitals sell the forskins to cosmetic companies and doctors get a bonus for meeting a circumcision quota?!!

The young tissue from that part of the body is extremely useful for certain things and they fucking sell it and put it in moisterisers and shampoos etc. Look it up. Commercialised child abuse.

>Bananas peels are super-slippery
Banana peels are used, from the days of early cinema, as a stand in for horse shit which used to be literally everywhere and is very slippery

For some reason they didn't want to put horse shit on the big screen though back in the day, which is understandable as it has become the defining trope of early slapstick comedy
You woudln't want people to think of shit every time they think about your art

>He needs lubrication
jew?

its the fact the audience wouldn't be able to tell a pile of horseshit from mud, but a banana peal would stand out.

We mainly use lotion.

the koreans i know in the US from middle school said they were all circumcised, probably a religious thing

They definitely did as do many modern shop-vacs.

women prefer black men over white
>inb4 shut-up hywhyte boi
I'm a black user and can confirm

Jews and muslims.

i think the worst one tv shows and movies do is the "lets put a sword in a fire, get it red hot, and then burn the shit out of an open wound to cauterize it"

yea, that will stop the bleeding, and then a few days later you die from an infection.

>mfw mini-banana tree outside growing up
>mfw the monkeys kept stealing them before we could get to them

mine has it

Do you understand how pumps work?

were they adults?

I've actually slipped on a banana peel.

You're supposed to stick it into the wound

I'd be pissed too if some monkeys were cucking me out of my organic onaholes.

>blow function
they had a jack to put the pipe in the exhaust, so you got the blow instead of the suck

Monkeys are assholes, not only did they cuck lil user out of bananas but they'd harass you whenever an opportunity presented itself.

>20-80%

That's a pretty wide gulf there, user.

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Mud in the dead center of a modern city, on cobblestoned streets
It's obvious that it is shit, what else could it be?

>eagles make the red tailed hawk scream

we should have stayed monkeys. seems like fun

when i was little i wanted to try this out and my mom got really upset

>The peels have enough lubrication to masturbate with
Can't see why user.

when fireworks explode you see the explosion and hear it at the same time

>modern

negro we're talking about 1920s. The streets were rarely, if ever clean.

modern and clean are not the same thing

I read somewhere that if we had the amount of people we currently have in a big city like NYC, still using horses it would basically produce a mountain of shit as big as the empire state building ever year or something.

>he doesn't slide around the room when he masturbates

what a fucking pleb

That actually sounds exhilarating, gonna try it tomorrow.