Lies perpetuated on television

Connor Long
Connor Long

Bananas peels are super-slippery
The peels have enough lubrication to masturbate with, but not enough to slide across a room.

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Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

Old vacuum cleaners had a blow function.

Joshua Campbell
Joshua Campbell

It probably started with the actual banana inside because stepping on the mushiness can be startling, but the peel makes for a better visual gag.

Jace James
Jace James

Slipping on banana peels began with silent comedies, as an imitation of the daily sight of people slipping in horse manure. Before automobiles, there were tens of thousands of horses in major cities. The shit got real.

Zachary Walker
Zachary Walker

Wait, is this a lie or the truth?

Also, how old?

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

The peels have enough lubrication to masturbate with
can confirm

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

Is there a cultivar you recommend? I've mainly just been using cavendishes.

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

The use of a banana peel as an injurious prop is actually alarmingly realistic in the early part of the 20th Century.
Refrigeration and shipping speed had made bananas the most popular fruit in the country, and as they rotted, the peels would become quite slippery and thus dangerous to tread upon
The problem grew so bad that modern urban street sanitation systems were invented mostly to deal with the banana peel

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

what?

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

You know, cavendish bananas.

Christian Allen
Christian Allen

Looks like he's jacking off here, kek.

Noah James
Noah James

But then why not just use shit?

Alexander Ortiz
Alexander Ortiz

Amerifats need lubrication to masturbate

Lucas Scott
Lucas Scott

bananas
oh

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

lube

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

he doesn't know about the deleted scenes

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

vacuum expert here. yes many old machines did. Kirby being one of the best known, had a blower all the way back in the 70's. same with electrolux but in the 50's for those.
they just us the exhaust air as a mild blower

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

This is true, my grandpa used to de-ice his home bar freezer with an old 50's-era vacuum, it looked like a cylinder with 4 wheels

Aaron Allen
Aaron Allen

Not everyone owns a goat, Ahmed.

Austin Bailey
Austin Bailey

its obscene user

Hudson Allen
Hudson Allen

My old filter queen has one

Henry Kelly
Henry Kelly

eurocucks just as uncivilized as poo in loos and huezillians

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

You don't slide across the room but you can slip and fall on them.

Brayden Sanders
Brayden Sanders

Only they do and so do many modern ones. I've never owned one that didn't, but I don't buy loud cheap ones either.

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

Silencers, or suppressors as they're better known, makes a gun give a pew pew sound as it's fired

Guns are loud as hell and you can still hear the gunshot only slightly muffled, with a suppressor.

Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

So by your logic Africa is the most civilized place?

Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

serbia
red
Bullshit. I saw like 50 cocks and the only circumcised ones were on anglo tourists.

Connor Ross
Connor Ross

Red is between 20 and 80 percent.

Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

this lack of insight
nice job, Monsieur le 56%

Josiah Jones
Josiah Jones

americans need bananas in order to have a wank

lmao

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Siblings borrowing everything like is nothing
I would fight anyone who'd touch my jacket

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

My older brother used to take my basketball shorts. There was a pair that went missing for a year before I found them in his car trunk.

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

south korea
at first I was very confused but then it turns out it was us military introduced

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

Circumcision is genital mutilation and is a crime against humanity.
unconsenting children having their genital irrevocably and significantly altered.
It has no medical justification and is purely about religious, sexual manipulation. Did you know the hospitals sell the forskins to cosmetic companies and doctors get a bonus for meeting a circumcision quota?!!

The young tissue from that part of the body is extremely useful for certain things and they fucking sell it and put it in moisterisers and shampoos etc. Look it up. Commercialised child abuse.

Alexander Scott
Alexander Scott

Bananas peels are super-slippery
Banana peels are used, from the days of early cinema, as a stand in for horse shit which used to be literally everywhere and is very slippery

For some reason they didn't want to put horse shit on the big screen though back in the day, which is understandable as it has become the defining trope of early slapstick comedy
You woudln't want people to think of shit every time they think about your art

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

He needs lubrication
jew?

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

its the fact the audience wouldn't be able to tell a pile of horseshit from mud, but a banana peal would stand out.

Jason Wright
Jason Wright

We mainly use lotion.

Isaiah Moore
Isaiah Moore

the koreans i know in the US from middle school said they were all circumcised, probably a religious thing

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

They definitely did as do many modern shop-vacs.

Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

women prefer black men over white
inb4 shut-up hywhyte boi
I'm a black user and can confirm

Grayson Campbell
Grayson Campbell

Jews and muslims.

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

i think the worst one tv shows and movies do is the "lets put a sword in a fire, get it red hot, and then burn the shit out of an open wound to cauterize it"

yea, that will stop the bleeding, and then a few days later you die from an infection.

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

mfw mini-banana tree outside growing up
mfw the monkeys kept stealing them before we could get to them

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

mine has it

Ryder Miller
Ryder Miller

Do you understand how pumps work?

Caleb Clark
Caleb Clark

were they adults?

Jayden Young
Jayden Young

I've actually slipped on a banana peel.

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

You're supposed to stick it into the wound

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

I'd be pissed too if some monkeys were cucking me out of my organic onaholes.

Samuel Lewis
Samuel Lewis

blow function
they had a jack to put the pipe in the exhaust, so you got the blow instead of the suck

Thomas Murphy
Thomas Murphy

Monkeys are assholes, not only did they cuck lil user out of bananas but they'd harass you whenever an opportunity presented itself.

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

20-80%

That's a pretty wide gulf there, user.

Charles Ross
Charles Ross

youtube.com/watch?v=NRyGzlf6SpQ

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

Mud in the dead center of a modern city, on cobblestoned streets
It's obvious that it is shit, what else could it be?

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

eagles make the red tailed hawk scream

Ryder Brown
Ryder Brown

we should have stayed monkeys. seems like fun

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

when i was little i wanted to try this out and my mom got really upset

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

The peels have enough lubrication to masturbate with
Can't see why user.

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

when fireworks explode you see the explosion and hear it at the same time

Matthew King
Matthew King

modern

negro we're talking about 1920s. The streets were rarely, if ever clean.

Connor Baker
Connor Baker

modern and clean are not the same thing

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

I read somewhere that if we had the amount of people we currently have in a big city like NYC, still using horses it would basically produce a mountain of shit as big as the empire state building ever year or something.

Zachary Bennett
Zachary Bennett

he doesn't slide around the room when he masturbates

what a fucking pleb

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

That actually sounds exhilarating, gonna try it tomorrow.

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