"I would fight in the front lines of the bloodiest battle the world has ever seen, come back with no limbs...

>"I would fight in the front lines of the bloodiest battle the world has ever seen, come back with no limbs, if it guaranteed me an ugly fat chick"

Is he right?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8EAwRauoM
youtube.com/watch?v=0hAmCjqVkFg
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0092656611001401
youtube.com/watch?v=1Cw1ng75KP0
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism
youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
dailymotion.com/video/x2frant

Advanced was ahead of his time

No, he's just a r9k loser

What's this from? Sounds like a fun clip to watch

Shyboys: IRL, documentary about incels

No. He'd resent her within a day. And he'd be just as jealous as everyone else as he is/was when he said that.

>Fat roastie is so triggered from the other thread that they had to make a new one

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This documentary is boring to get through. They should just edit a version with this guy only.

The quote of a generation

>not wanting to die in a war just to kill communists

He wasn't as pathetic as the 5/10 guy who thought he was some kind of player

5/10 is generous

The pick up artist is the best though

He really was incredibly ugly though, probably one of the ugliest people I have ever seen, so it would not be right to force a woman to date him. Even if she was blind she could still feel how ugly his face is.

someone post how he would want to look

His personality was really great though, really charming and witty, good natured, etc. Just his looks were so ugly, no woman could ever accept him.

>His personality was really great though, really charming and witty, good natured
You're either him or you didn't watch it at all

i don't get it. he's average looking. with standards that low surely he could find someone

are you actually this thick?

It's only about 15 minutes long, you fucking sperg

Thanks, just watched it, was pretty interesting. These guys have deluded themselves into thinking they have low standards, when in reality they don't. That one long haired dude was like "I would do ANYTHING for a fat....white...chick...who stays with me forever" lol

Here's the link. It's on youtube.

youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8EAwRauoM

These guys and especially the guy in OP's pic helped me understand the people posting on here much better

Not asking this to be insulting, just genuinely curious, do you have Asperger's or anything like that? Again, not trying to insult you at all, just I was laying the irony on pretty thick in my post and I've noticed people with Aspberger's are usually the ones who have a hard time detecting that sort of thing.

>average looking
surely you jest

That fucking pick up artist guy AAAAAHHHH

i've become numb to sarcasm and terrible opinions since this board is so retarded sometimes

sorry

Jesus Christ

He could easily get a fat/ugly chick, he just doesn't try because it's more enjoyable for him to imagine females are just all against him for no reason. Better to feel like you are just a victim than it is to settle for a fatty.

>if it guaranteed me an ugly fat chick

you want to fight in the apocalypse for this?

fucking lying faggot pussy

yep. basically a crippling lack of self-awareness is the main issue. the self-aware ones are just too depressed to give a shit and try.

by the way they dress you might think this is from the 90s

but it's actually made 2011

why are ameris so bad at fashion?

With some form of healthy confidence, yes. But he's pretty much caught in a vicious circle of despair; you can tell it's making people avoid him. It doesn't help him that he's turning bitter on top of it now.

he the most bitter person i've ever seen

I think it's mainly the quality of the camera that makes it look old.

nigga you can get a fat girl with a pretty face with minimal effort

just beware of the clingyness

>tfw he genuinely could've got a girlfriend if he just didn't specifically want blondes and didn't have a fucked up brain disorder that didn't help him get close to women
Goodnight sweet prince

long haired dude should lose 40lbs and become a trap

That rat faced pick-up guy is freaking hillarious. Holy shit.

You guys do know that Patrice O'Neil had plenty of girls, and his last girlfriend was hot as fuck?

And Patrice was a fat, diabetic and unattractive black guy.

Take a hint, losers.

im not funny or quick witted like patrice though

dude heres all his secrets. This funny too. Will change your life

youtube.com/watch?v=0hAmCjqVkFg

When he unironically played Enya I lost it

>These guys and especially the guy in OP's pic helped me understand the people posting on here much better
*tips divacup*
yaaaas queeeeeen!

This will attempt to make me gay, won't it?

Practice! Hone your humour and banter skills online if you're too afraid to try it in person with your friends or are afraid of embarrassment.

>people who talk slow aren't intelligent
honestly, what the fuck was his problem?

if by gay you mean happy getting bitches than ya

ASP RAIDER HERE!
ALL THESE LOSER INCELS. NEED TO TAKE A GOOOOOOD LONG HARD LOOK AT PIC RELATED. STOP BEING STOO PED!!

>implying the near irrational level of hatred on women in some of the posts on here isn't like Advanced
Fuck right off, you homo

Patrice had fame and money and gave out free drugs like a third world clinic.

lack of self-awareness
narcissim caused by insecurity
bitter post-hoc rationalizations

>irrational
I say this as a non-virgin. There's nothing irrational about it.

cringe

>helped me understand the people posting on here much better
This is how you cope from getting BTFO all the time LMAO

I say this as a non-virgin. You either haven't spent much time here or you need to get help when you actually believe this

He earned his fame and money.

being that bitter toward women as whole just because there are serious issues where society treats men as expendable or not important (parental rights, child support, divorce courts, etc) is irrational as fuck.

>narcissim caused by insecurity
You don't know the definition of the word and you can't even spell it right.

Are you a retarded?

>you will never be a woman, going round just making documentaries on weird fuckin virgins for fun

I can literally imagine these guys post here, damn son

That bizarre combo of enormous ego with total lack of confidence. All the worst aspects of arrogance and timidity. Exactly the opposite of what women are attracted to. He could look like brad Pitt and women would still be disgusted by him, with good reason.

lol is this that "get this nigga some fresh j's" guy?

>That bizarre combo of enormous ego with total lack of confidence. All the worst aspects of arrogance and timidity.
Well put.

>flip phone
problem number one there

>whoa he made a spelling mistake that invalidates his point

plenty of insecure people are narcissistic as a defense mechanism. there isn't just one explanation for something in mental health most of the time

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0092656611001401

Change one letter to O and the title will make more sense

this guy seems pretty chill t b h

less obnoxious than the others, just real timid

I hate NYC.

I bet none of these guys ever ate any, but you get a 4/10 for effort

Aren't Incels more related to being right wing

Soyboys are pathetic but they aren't exactly the same.
Not that the concepts are mutually exclusive but the people in this documentary are like MRA/alt right supports the likes of which you could find in our own backyard

I fucking love how clever the editing is for documentaries like this

>These guys and especially the guy in OP's pic helped me understand the people posting on here much better
lmao how mad do you have to be to watch some literally who video over an hour long to deal with the fact you make dumb anonymous arguments and you miss Reddit downvoting?

Logic and deduction aren't your biggest skills you retard, am I right? You can go fuck right off

I've just spend a day fixin my uncles cellphone and notebook, it was full of his dick picks and tranny porn search engines
I'm just so miserable, i don't know, I just think i'm not good enough to any girl, my life is so shit, but not shit enouh to poverty levels, it is just so bland and boring, who would want to hang out with me?
I just feel i'm in the most awkward spot, I just don't know what to do and I have no one to ask for help

Quality aspergers with a side of humanity while most of the others are quality aspergers with heavy dose of autism.

This may be one of the worst places to look for help too, but I'll try to be nice and helpful. Is there something you genuinely enjoy? An interest/occupation you feel at home with and which you really really like?
Then start from there.

there really isn't anything wrong with any of these guys' appearances. obviously none of them have gosling/brad pitt level looks but most guys don't and they still don't have any trouble getting girls, even really hot girls. incels always blame their looks, but i doubt their looks are the problem in most cases. i suspect most of these guys have never even actually tried to ask a girl out.

the blonde guy looks perfectly normal if somewhat nerdy and would have no problem getting a girl if he improved his social skills, gained some self-confidence, etc.

the pua guy's main issue is that he's trying way too hard to be something he's clearly not. it should be self-evident that it's absurd to be a virgin and call yourself a "pickup artist". even pua's talk about how there should be a level of congruity between who you are and how you present yourself. but there's nothing wrong with his appearance. he just needs to dress better and work on his self-confidence issues like all these guys.

advanced is the biggest weirdo of the group, but he's not ugly and doesn't need plastic surgery (that digital "after" photo he made up makes him look like one of the monsters from that stephen king cat movie). he's funny and has a good sense about himself. if he just worked on his issues (which are mostly mental), he would be fine.

>This may be one of the worst places to look for help
So much this. Nigger, are you trying to lose at life or something? Even Cred Forums is a better place to ask for advice; this board is the fucking bottom of the barrel in case you haven't noticed yet

>he's not ugly
Are you blind?

>he would fight in the ugliest war just to get a girlfriend
>but he wouldn't go to the gym to accomplish the same thing
LMAO

Yeah I remember seeing this a while ago and wondered what happened to him, did he ever get a gf, he seemed like husband material for a plain but nice nerd girl.

he's odd looking but that's not the same as ugly. there are odd looking guys who are handsome, and there odd looking guys who are ugly. he's an odd looking guy who's basically average looking.

either way, there are legitimately ugly dudes who no one would argue isn't ugly who get laid, a lot. the issue these guys have isn't their looks. blaming on their looks or female hypergamy or whatever is a coping mechanism they've developed to avoid taking responsibility for their lives.

>tfw you watched this entire thing, this ENTIRE THING, and you still have no idea what a shy boy is
What a useless fucking waste of time

literally nothing was explained except that ugly people are retarded

...

Cred Forums kino right here

>His personality was really great
what the fuck? His personality is disgusting.

how fucking new are you ?

I want all newfags to leave NOW

> All the worst aspects of arrogance and timidity
How does one solve this? Actually how does one gets aware you have it?

Why doesn't a guy like this just go see a whore? Holy shit.

not either of you but I don't even know what a narcissist person even is

explain

Shy boy is just someone who can't put the car in drive. An incel can't figure out what a car is.

It doesn't count.

HAHAHAHAHA

LOOKS LIKE I NAILED IT

Go look it up for yourself, you dumb fuck

>tfw recognize by the thumbnail alone

youtube.com/watch?v=1Cw1ng75KP0

What the fuck is your problem, you nigger?

Be straight for once in your life and say it like a man. What do you want?

no, tell me

I bet none of you know either and you just enjoy using big boy words for no reason

What the fuck are you talking about? The guy's a virgin and is putting an experience he knows nothing about on a pedestal. At least he'd have intimate physical relations with someone from the opposite sex.

So my friend, who tries to hook up with girls from time to time, and as go so far as to get a phone number, and when he calls its a guy...because the girl never gave him her real number.

He is a shy boy or an incel?

Are you fucking retarded? Go google it, you fucking doorstopper

Halo effect
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The halo effect is a form of cognitive bias in which the brain allows specific positive traits to positively influence the overall evaluation of a person.[1]

The halo effect can also be explained as the behavior (usually unconscious) of using evaluations based on things unrelated, to make judgments about something or someone.[2] The halo effect specifically refers to when this behavior has a positive correlation, such as viewing someone who is attractive is more likely to be seen as successful and more popular. When this judgement has a negative connotation, such as someone unattractive being charged more firmly for a crime than someone attractive, it is referred to as the horn effect.[3]

Another example of this is a study done where two people of the same age, sex, attire, and educational background, were put standing next to a mailbox at separate times. The person who looked older and was taller was seen as more likely to have had a better career and higher salary by those tested. There is a tendency to attribute positive traits to people that are attractive

tell me, it takes you 5 seconds. Here I will start for you, you finish the sentence like a big boy

a narcissist is a person who....

incel.
Shy boy: No sex because too shy to approach girls
Incel: Involuntary celibate despite approaching women
Technically a shy boy is an incel, but not all incels are shy.
I hope this helps.

Because sticking your dick in some prostitute's poon as her fifth customer of the day doesn't count. Fucking some girl who's just staring at the ceiling wondering if she left the oven on whilst she's just waiting for you get it over with, roll off and pay her isn't a good sexual experience. It doesn't equate to having sex in a situation where you both really want it and are immersed in it.

It's a neurological disorder that can't be summarized for fucking retards like you in just two sentences. The world doesn't work like this, you nigger.
Here look it up yourself or gtfo, you dumb waste of space
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism

maybe he wants a girlfriend and not just to get his dick wet

And how would a virgin know the difference exactly?

damn advanced has some DSLs

Alright, yeah it helps. Finally, what am I? I don't try to hook up with girls even when girls approach me, cat call me, or show interest in me.
This was mentioned in the video at one point I think.

autist

>hitting on girls at busstops when you want a girlfriend
That's just natural selection at work then. I don't even feel bad for him then if he's this retarded.

imagine making up stories like this online

for what purpose

imagine being so autistic you think it's real

gay?

Feels good then.

Glad I don't have some weird spergy nickname attached to my behavior then. Thanks.

imagine being you (You)

>hits on every single girl you come across a.k.a. acts like a creep
>understandably acquire the reputation of being a creep
>somehow surprised by this

He'd take the shit experience as the general rule for sex. Thinking about it though maybe it would dishearten him enough to focus on something else in his life.

faggot

My ass isn't big, what are you going off on?

I don't honestly understand how being lonely and not getting laid bothers some people this much. Yeah it's not fun, but I don't understand this much desperation over it. Let alone killing yourself over it. It's almost it's an actual mental illness or something.

So you could have girls but you don't care for it? If it's out of insecurity you're per definition and in the original sense of the word 'shy'. If you just don't feel like having sex at all you're either asexual (if you don't feel a drive for sex at all) or something like a voluntary celibate (if you consciously decide against it even though you think you'd enjoy it)

Sex and love are a lot like air. They become really important when you don't have any of it.

What a total bullshit statement

god dammit did they film this in somerville?

Humans are social animals, user. We have this innate need for companionship and socialization with our fellow homo sapiens. That includes being sexually and romantically intimate with someone. Believe me, if other people see a guy who's not getting pussy, let alone not having any friends, they don't respect him. In addition, they don't want to socialize with him because they think he's weird all because he's alone.

...Wow.
That's... err that's really something. Why wouldn't the bouncer have a chat with him? Why didn't a kind Chad take him under his wing and teach him not to be a social fuckwit?

that doesn't even make sense. air doesn't stop being important just because you have access to it.

How long have you gone without sex? And how long have you gone without talking to another person?

Wow that song is awesome, so powerful, thank(you). That black haired girls is a super qt aswell.

>They become really important when you don't have any of it.
yeah that's not true. here is the real ending to that quote:
>Sex and love are a lot like air. Some people's heads are filled with it, having just about the same effect.

it is not the fact of not having a girl, it is the stigma, people from your family start to think you're gay or have some kinda of disability, you're not looked as a reliable person, you're always the third wheel
I know it too well, yesterday my cousin just came visit with her boyfriend, I never done that, never, and they know I never had a girlfriend, they just do
It is terrible, it cripples your self steem so much, after a time you start to think
>what is wrong with me?
after a little more time you start to think
>I will never be able to do it
and then the final stage
>I'm a dog chasing a car, even if i did it I wouldn't know what to do, and the girl is probably taking advantage of me in some way
At this point you're eternally lost, the damage has been done, and you will always be bitter and scared of kindness

>Not knowing heart
Nigga please

People are differently wired. Some people really have a strong sexdrive, others don't. Also some sociopaths overestimate sex and having a girlfriend because they are so unstable and so dependent on the approval of others that they fear a stigmatization. Their identity is so much based on the notion that other people must like them that the stigma of being out of this "norm" they are being presented with in movies and where not is equal to death.
Hope that helps.

Those are two different things, you fucking retard. And people have lived their whole life without a sexpartner without feeling they were missing out on something. You fucking mouthbreather

sex and social interaction is a human need

if you feel like you don't need it, you probably have a mental illness

This just sounds like you have an actual mental illness like depression. This doesn't sound like a normal reaction even to the severest situations of this.

because it's made up, not real

Yeah it's a gradual slide away from humanity until you're unrecognizable to normies. It's why the male suicide rate is so much higher.

Stop posting. You literally have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm aware that I have depression and anxiety, i'm just too much of a pussy to ask for help, still, I don't consider myself in the last stage, I don't feel bitter about woman at all, I just think i'm not good enough and I don't see a reason why someone would date me

You can still feel like you need it, but not have this insanely pathetic reaction to not getting any.

>Those are two different things, you fucking retard.

Are you denying the harmful psychological effects of alienation and ostracism? Take a look at what happens to people that get locked in solitary confinement.

An incel displays a lot of the same psychological damage.

you are dumb as hell and in dire need to kill yourself, mate

stop wasting anyone's time and go do it right now

Get meds, you nigger. I have zero empathy for whining fags like you in this day and age. If you're too pathetic or don't have enough self worth to reach out for help for yourself, then you don't deserve better. Natural selection will just take care of you.

Every mentally healthy person has a sex drive and some need to socialise no matter how small. These are facts.

Lol. Go fuck off, you underaged retard. Nobody needs your prepubescent "thoughts" here.

As I said i'm a pussy, and the thing I fear the most is changing my psych, I'm just scared as fuck of taking meds

I'm thinking of just changing my diet, I don't know, try to cut carbs or some shit, i'm just too scared of meds to take it

I agree, and most people that don't get any don't act like those people

why haven't you killed yourself yet, aspie?

Yeah man. Too much bread and pasta is what causes your problems.

>All these people making fun of non-normies

I hope you feel better about yourselves now

>solitary confinement is the same as not having sex
lolno. people go insane from solitary confinement because there is nothing to do, and you're in this cramped little cell. you're comparing apples to oranges

And again: The need to socialize and a sexdrive are two different things.
Also again: Some people go through their life with next to no sex and find substitutes in meditation or drugs. Even masturbation is a way to do it.
So don't act like you know shit when you just put out retarded statements with no thought behind it, you dumb vodkanigger. So far you have displayed the level of intelligence of a dog here. So get lost, dipshit

If you honestly can't see the connection between socialisation and sex drive then you're laughably fucking stupid. I'm not saying anywhere there aren't other ways to deal with it but the obvious one is through actually having fucking sex.

>most people that don't get any don't act like those people
I hope it's this. I mean, it's probably this. I'm just projecting Cred Forums's reactions, because that's what I read about the most.

Meds against depression don't fuck your personality that hard. You're thinking about the stuff they give to schizos. Go meet a psychiatrist or inform yourself on some forums. If you haven't done the latter already, you should face the fact that you're probably just fucking vain, too. No sympathies for you then.

>If you honestly can't see the connection between socialisation and sex drive then you're laughably fucking stupid
Is that why you want to fuck your mother this badly?

Asexuality is a mental illness

I wasn't talking about asexuality here, you human paperweight. Stop posting now.

Gonna answer this backwards.
>something like a voluntary celibate (if you consciously decide against it even though you think you'd enjoy it)
I know I would enjoy being with a girl, I had been with one for years, I have made up with all the female friends I ever had, some even had sex with (and 100% of the times I never made an advance on them, it just happened)
I just...don't care for women? Does that make sense?
>If you just don't feel like having sex at all you're either asexual (if you don't feel a drive for sex at all)
I would love to have sex once every week. But I don't want to deal with women at all.
> If it's out of insecurity you're per definition and in the original sense of the word 'shy'
I really don't know man. On one hand, I have lost a lot of charm across the years due to behaving like this. I have found it difficult to engage in chit chat this past year, specially with new people. So it could be an insecurity issue in the sense that I don't really feel like I have got anything to say to them, so I ignore women.
I mean I think the fact I had to ask all of this says there is some insecurity in me. I have become a social autist as time passes.
>So you could have girls but you don't care for it?
I would like to have girls, without having to deal with the girls' opinion and forced responsibility that comes with it. Its like I want a personal whore, instead of a girlfriend.

Like, even in the cases where I have been with some of my friends. I would quickly forget about what we did, and they would go "you have to take responsibility for what happened earlier", and I seriously wasn't remotely interested in a long term relationship with her or anyone. Another friend was like "I want to see you again", and I'm like "we just saw each other" and having no intentions of repeating what happened.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

No, it's why I want to fuck yours and then you afterwards. Fucking faggot.

porn addict

Lol. You are so retarded it's entertaining.

ok, if you don't want meds, then do these things:

>less junk food, e.g. sugar and caffeine
>less or no alcohol
>get more sleep, regularly
>spend less time on the computer/other screens
>exercise every day
>go outside every day, e.g. for a walk. not too much because of skin cancer, but enough that you get some vitamin D and fresh air and shit
>spend time talking with people about things you like, such as a hobby. could be a discussion forum, or a real-world book club, or whatever you want

if you commit to all of those and still are depressed, then try anti-depressants

this. he makes it watchable

And I can honestly say the same. Even funnier is your sense of superiority over it.

Were you born retarded or did you have a neglectful childhood?

>being a neet incel isn't being stuck in a cramped room alone

>tfw only got laid because I met a girl who specifically likes to fuck virgins

You're probably really have aspergers. Did you get yourself tested some time?
You're also someone who doesn't have a super strong sex-drive if once a week is fine with you. Which is cool, I guess.
>I want a personal whore, instead of a girlfriend.
Why don't you just look for a nice one then? Where's the problem? Money? Living in Buttfuck, Nowhere?

>He could look like brad Pitt and women would still be disgusted by him

if he looked like brad pitt he wouldn't have that fucked up personality in the first place

no it literally isn't

Story time

Well you're to dumb to differenciate between sexdrive and the need to socialize, so you're making it pretty easy for me here, mouthbreather

Why the fuck cant girls just eat less why are they so fucking overweight now
Why are men so scrawny now too what the fuck

Lol keep replying, you dumb faggot holy shit

>>"I would fight in the front lines of the bloodiest battle the world has ever seen, come back with no limbs, if it guaranteed me an ugly fat chick"
He would have sex with her and realize that sex isn't the answer to all his problems and then be pissed of that he threw his arms and legs away for a wet hole that he doesn't want anymore.

But I've been differentiating them the entire time. I'm just pointing out the very fucking obvious link between the two. You can satisfy one without satisfying the other but there's a clear way that both are satisfied in a unique way.

Maybe it has to do with american ""cooking""

youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

well, it's not. and we weren't merely talking about neets or incels either. you can gain employment, or go into education and training, and still not have sex. or you could be voluntarily celibate. explain how that is like being in solitary confinement

>Sex and love are a lot like air: utterly wasted on so many people.

Fuck you I just spat out my drink

I'd rather die than go through a war, lose limbs, and end up with some fat bitch.

AAAAAHHHH WHat the fuck. FUCK You I don't need to see this at this point

Women like that deserve some kind of award. Like a humanitarian services commendation

>Sex and love are a lot like air: utterly wasted on so many people
Now THAT'S a much better and more reasonable statement than this cliched pile of bull here Take notes, faggot

What if a freak accident somehow turned him into looking like Brad Pitt and he got his brain damaged in a way that he couldn't see it?

First step is recognising the problem. Then you have to decide to change or stagnate. Changing requires total commitment; it isn't like losing weight or quitting smoking, it's about addressing fundamental character defects. Doing this requires you to be ruthless and practise good mental hygiene lest you inadvertently knock down the already fragile pillars holding your ego up and fall into the trap of cynicism, nihilism, depression.

A good first step would be to take regular exercise, make healthy eating choices, develop hobbies, socialise with friends, make new friends, regularly step out of your comfort zone, set targets and meet them.

Or you could neck urself or smoke weed erryday idk tbqhwy desu.

Go consciously into solitude, nigger. That's where you meet your demons.

Well smoking weed might even help a guy like that to some extend.

Acid would be the actual way to go though.

Would avoiding porn forever fix me?
>You're probably really have aspergers. Did you get yourself tested some time?
No, never made a test for it.
>You're also someone who doesn't have a super strong sex-drive if once a week is fine with you. Which is cool, I guess.
I don't know if it comes with the age or not. When I was 19-22 I wanted to have sex every day, and my girlfriend was afraid I would cheat on her because I was "insatiable" according to her. But now at 27, I only fap like once a week, sometimes I even forget.
>Why don't you just look for a nice one then? Where's the problem? Money? Living in Buttfuck, Nowhere?
Its the fact I know its not normal that makes me question my desire to get one.

This all came down because of an old friends gathering, and everyone was sharing experiences with women, and I had no new experiences to share with them. Being the only man to not share any story made me feel left out. In a "am I a weirdo for not caring about getting a girlfriend"? Everyone is trying to find a wife except me.

the one story I could have shared is how I fucked my friend's high school crush last year, after he unsuccessfully tried for years to get on with her. Which would be an awkward story for everyone present

I hate you. And I hate reality.

>Would avoiding porn forever fix me?
You can get back to it in healthy doses after you've reset your brain from it. I literally don't understand why people think porn addiction isn't a thing.

same reason why alcoholics deny their alcoholism

>fall into the trap of cynicism, nihilism, depression
Been stuck in this one for about 5 years. Thinking about hitting up a suicide hotline but would rather them not have my number.

I don't drink any alcohol and think alcoholism is 99% bullshit.

>I don't drink any alcohol and think alcoholism is 99% bullshit.
given your level of retardation, i expect your mother drank quite a lot at one point in her life.

>have the PUA talk about his bootcamp idea
>cut to people laughing
jesus, these people are SADISTIC

I think you're 99% retarded.

>its not normal
Fuck your concept of normality. Next to no-one is really "normal", everybody is a little deranged in some way; normality is just a model abstraction.
You seem functioning enough. Don't scare your surrounding with your individual way of life, but also don't break your bones trying to fit into some retarded social boxes. If your friends are not accepting of you for being a bit different, they are not your real friends. You will find others who do. You only have this one life, user, don't waste it by giving yourself a hard time where you don't need it.
Go fuck whores and tell them you are good by yourself. And don't just tell it, be it.

>I just...don't care for women? Does that make sense?
>I would love to have sex once every week. But I don't want to deal with women at all.
>I have found it difficult to engage in chit chat this past year, specially with new people
>I don't really feel like I have got anything to say to them, so I ignore women.
>I would like to have girls, without having to deal with the girls' opinion
>Its like I want a personal whore, instead of a girlfriend.
>I would quickly forget about what we did
>I seriously wasn't remotely interested in a long term relationship with her or anyone.
>Another friend was like "I want to see you again", and I'm like "we just saw each other"
all signs point to one thing: you're a man

Why do you think that

you gonna elaborate on that or just leave that bait to dangle?

>going to whores is not normal
It's the oldest profession in the world, user. If anything being monogamous and not going to whores isn't normal.

I'm still working my way out of it. It may not sound like much user, but the choice really is a quick death, a very slow death or committing to live; choose life. It likely won't be sexy or neat, but it's far better than the alternative.

>this post
all signs point to one thing: you're a LARPer

I cannot relate to having that little amount of willpower. Especially these people who never drink any amount of alcohol again after being "cured" out of fear of instantly relapsing back to bottom.

begone, wench

jesus. Must be terrible if you're so bad off socially and physically you can't even get a fatty.

he's retarded but studies have shown that many "alcoholics" do not build up enough tolerance for them to be classified as addicts and show no signs of withdrawal symptoms if they quit drinking cold turkey. basically, AA meetings are full of idiots who aren't addicted, but have issues with impulsive behavior and a lack of willpower. like fat people who aren't addicted to food but eat a lot because they're lazy sacks of shit with low self-esteem

Its... not that easy, user. Look it up. Alcoholism is a literal disease. Just be glad if it doesn't affect you.

THIS GUY IS LITERALLY ME

Lol. Come back when you've hit puberty, kid

How is that not 99% bullshit then? That's at least 99% of "alcoholics".

He would realize it because he would notice people are treating him differently (substantially better )

So you have aspergers as well then?

Kek. Stop, please user.

Would you go to virgin school?

dailymotion.com/video/x2frant

a pox on thee

here
Thanks for the replies guys, gonna see what I can do. I feel like I have all the cards on the table now. Gonna do some exercise. So again, thanks for the help.

yeah but 99% of all statistics are made up

>match on tinder
>exchange snapchats
>stop talking
>2 years later she posts a picture of a pepe shirt on her story, captioned "god is dead" or something
>I screenshot it
>we start talking about memes
>have sex every weekend for like a year
>she moves in with her boyfriend
Now we're just friends but she sucks my dick sometimes

Ok, I revoke that statement in my earlier post- I'm now pretty sure you actually have the aspergers and that it's the source of all your social troubles. Take a test user. Can't hurt. At least then you would see you're not normal and could then go see whores without having to feel bad.

how did you managed to fuck a girl? was she a slut or what?

OK. So... They need a masculine figure to take them to a high end "escort" to boost their confidence and realize they are their own obstacle.

Think you misquoted, but that's still accurate.

that one guy really just needed some chapstick

>I screenshot it

This girl I used to work with posted a picture of her feet with something about how tired she was and I SS'd. it How fucked am I?

Good luck on that and good job on at least trying.

Good luck and life, user. And go take that aspi test

fan now desu

The end justifies the means

So, without mentioning sex and companionship what's there worth your while in a relationship?

I don't know. How fucked do you feel?

What means? Why would you screenshot a post like that? And more importantly- Why would you think it's relevant to include doing it in a greentext like that? Kindly explain.

Because it's how I started talking to the first girl I ever had sex with

Not very, I sent her a message telling her she can't be posting toes like that I'm only human and tried to get her to set me up with one of her friends.

>So without mentioning nutrition and satisfaction what's there worth your while in eating food?

>what's there worthwhile in food besides taste and nutrition

It's not relevant to that at all though, you sperg

Nice, dude haha

>the exact same food analogy
the absolute state of Cred Forums

But if I hadn't done that I wouldn't have had sex

Dude, can we stop doing this now please?

PROBUDI ME IZNUTRA

I'm uglier than literally everyone in this video.

You wouldn't have had sex if you hadn't taken a screenshot of her posting something? And not because you were talking to her? What? Expain yourself, butthole

Your abysmal attention span might have something to do with your inability to deal with women, also quit this website.

>They are murderers.

This made me kek

Bro you have to develop interests and hobbies and push yourself, it's really hard at first. I think I'm maybe half way there but who knows even having guy friends can help you because they will probably have girl friends. This is shit advice but good luck

Holy shit the fact that you couldn't come up with something better than a food analogy speaks wonders of relationships.

All of these dudes just come off as low IQ. Like Cred Forums-levels of misunderstanding everything around them, because of just pure stupidity. Shyness is the least of their problems.

I know right? It's a great documentary.

I've seen uglier dudes than these guys with chicks before

Well you got to eat, don't you

the point is their personality was dog shit, specially the long haired man

like, I hate women as much as the next guy, but I wouldn't go around talking like that, the rest of his opinions were pure autism too

Holy shit this is comedy gold

>This nigga needs some fresh J's!