how would you see it working out?
He's said he might become an actor after retiring
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Playing himself in his ghost written biopic
I don't mind him being an adult actor
obviously this
well he's pretty good at pretending to be straight. so he could do it.
I can see him co-starring in a gay romantic comedy alongside The Rock.
I've always gotten a gay/bi wibe off him. Maybe I'm alone in it.
gee, you think?
Why is he always hanging out with arab guys?
all the GOATs have some quirk, lad...
Arab guy is pitching a rent, isn't that haram?
no one can resists the BIG MOROCAN DICK
not even homo, but i wanna lick his legs for some reason, wtf
He's Bi, but gay leaning. Only euro soccer fans refuse to admit it at this point.
True story
Ronaldo and his "boys" went on an all dude cruise in the med. They were photographed rubbing oil all over each other. Like legs, lower backs, back of legs, dancing with each other, just some weird shit. Lots of oil rubbing. His agent found out about all the pictures forbid him from hanging out with one of the guys ever again. Then a bunch of girls went out with to him.
These photos were taken after the agent alerted the press of a "wild party". A couple months later, turns out the girls were hired by the agent to go out to the boat to be around and hang with ronaldo. But nothing happened.....
why the fuck there are messhit fags in my /teevee/
fuck off faggots
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There was some leaked document from Der Spiegel showing he paid 250k+ in a rape settlement to some woman from 2009. Presumably, they had at least some type of encounter otherwise she couldn't have gotten so much $$, so I'm inclined to believe he is either Bi or just a serial womanizer/cheater
>le kick da ball in da net
Cred Forums is cancer
same with Cred Forums
is there a source for this info?
It must suck to never have had male friends like you
>not even homo, but i wanna lick his legs for some reason, wtf
Bane?
What exercises do soccer players do?
cringe
A picture of Ronaldo pole dancing while the strippers awkwardly watch isn't enough?
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no its not you fucking faggot. learn to banter
are you trolling me or do you live under a rock?
>all those SEETHING Missi shits throwing dirt at my boi Ronnie
>implying any of you fuccbois calling him fag will ever land such a GF
B R E H S
what am I watching here?
THICC
He's probably at least bi though. Not that that would be a problem in hollywood.
holy shit, those legs are inhuman
she looks like she bangs blacks.
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She's black though.
>roidnaldo
as she should
You think she gets passed around by his teammates?
His teammates are all gay.
Its like pewdipie wanting to become an actor.
These people dont realize that they are world famous... TO TEENAGERS. Outside of a specific audience, they are quickly irrelevant.
Ronaldo has 0 charisma and is an insecure faggot. He might become an actor in Porguese soap operas, but hell never ever make it to Hollywood.
>"Big Dick Marcelo"
>gay
>ronaldo
>famous only to teenagers
are you fucking retarded?
I was making a comparison.
Obviously every football fan in the world knows Ronaldo. That doesnt mean that a EPL/Bundes watcher is going to pay 10 bucks to watch Ronaldo act in a capeshit flick.
are u gay or grill?
>implying 90% of his fan base isn't underage sudacas and ahmeds
I havent seen a single Marvel movie in the theaters, but id legit go and watch the premier of whatever capeshit Ronaldo plays in, even if just for the memes desu
Ok, but you sound like a CR7 fanboy. Nothing wrong with that, but most football fans arent Halal Madrid fans.
hes quite literally the most famous celebrity(and i guess person) in the world.fans or not, literally everyone, aside for amerisharts know who he is
i actually hate both barsa and realand im not really fanboying any of the two, but i think it would be hilarious to see him in a movie
fpbp
>yurothirdworld """"sports"""""
I got sluts like this pushing their ass on me within 10 mins of entering the club, virginboy
kick da ball in da net
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>women larping as men
>men warping as women
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Sports are just as bad as video games. Both are for manchildren
He'll be the new Kampfer.
back to /r9k/, Cred Forumseddit/, Cred Forums with you, fat loser
Sports are far superior to video games. At least professional athletes are in great shape, make ridiculous amounts of money, slam hot women and have decent social skills.
Most professional gamers are obese incels with terrible hygiene, no social skills and are broke with no future. Even the few professional gamers that aren't broke suffer from all the other problems.
I can literally smell the soy through this post
Take away his football skills and he's just a massive faggot
I doubt he'll make it as an actor
>take away something that literally forms a person and hes not the same thing anymore
woah, amazing observation, you dumb fuck
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You don't even have that though.
Stay salty soy sauce.
based retard
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I prefer Griezmann as an actor
For me, its Antoine Griezmann
Im so fucking gay for this dude
same but for Pogba :^)
go back to wherever you came from
topkek
Quick, someone post the .webm of him going in on his toddler with a two-footed horror tackle....