Why did Luke Skywalker die a virgin?

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

Why did Luke Skywalker die a virgin?

Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

A representation of the fans

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

Luke just always seemed like a little boy next to real men like Han and Lando. It was a real turn off to the ladies. Rumor has it that Biggs was quite interested in him though.

Hudson Thompson
Hudson Thompson

I'm pretty sure that there had to be that one planet in the SW galaxy, the Netherlands of planets, with prostitution, drugs an everything. Nobody with a spaceship would die a virgin.

Bentley Hernandez
Bentley Hernandez

The Jedi Order doesn’t allow for sexual relations unless you have a huge forehead.

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

Do you think you could go to the hilt in a porg without killing it?

also would that count as sex?

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

replace general hux with sexy MOMMY actress
she shows up with a fleet of battle ships to kill Rey and Luke
"oh no" says luke
"who is it??" asked Rey
"...my ex-wife"
there i just fixed star wars

Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

from a certain point of view, he didn't

Daniel Rivera
Daniel Rivera

he became a wizard

Isaiah Myers
Isaiah Myers

Is that a fucking nipple? On his head?

Austin Hughes
Austin Hughes

I'd watch that. Hell it's not even that far fetched, all things considerd.

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

inb4 Canon: luke is gay

Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

because its easier to kill Han then write a script for Mara Jade

Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah Johnson

It's a whole torso apparently.

Connor Martinez
Connor Martinez

We don't know that he was a virgin when he left Tattooine

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

My head is cold

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

HAH! Thanks you made my day.

Owen Murphy
Owen Murphy

You either die a virgin or live long enough to become the hero.

Camden Thomas
Camden Thomas

The picture explains your question.

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

you just know he jerked off in that tank with everyone watching

Carson Clark
Carson Clark

How would he have obtained fearsome wizard powers?

Asher King
Asher King

What was the point in this opening scene? Just to fuck up his face because his face got fucked up in real life?

Cooper Martin
Cooper Martin

TRANSFUSION WITH SOMEBODY

David White
David White

fathers a child
virgin

dude wut

Luis Peterson
Luis Peterson

Unexpected interference in the grand scheme of things by a native life form, just to remind you that yes, this is another world and that there are still aliens going about their business without any regard to the heroes' own.
Establishes and enforces the relationship between Han, Leia, Luke, Chewbacca, C3P0, and R2-D2.

Luis James
Luis James

We meet again, Master Santa Penishead

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