Dullest Franchise

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

"ACCIO GUN!"

why didnt he just do this?

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Austin Peterson
Austin Peterson

Why wasn't there school shooters at hogwarts?

Nathan Reed
Nathan Reed

It's Britain, he doesn't have the ability to summon something 4000km away.

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

Guns are electronic
They don't work in hogwarts

Liam Cox
Liam Cox

I hope that Fantastic Beasts 2 covers this since its in America

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

guns are electornic

James Walker
James Walker

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"AAAAAAAARGH"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Jordan Nelson
Jordan Nelson

Sequel is in Paris

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

guns are electronic

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

"No!'

Liam Harris
Liam Harris

ACCIO NEUTRON BOMB

What's to stop some wizard student from yelling that randomly in class?

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

"accio Hermione's used panties!"
Why did nobody do this? Huge plot hole.

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

What about his pride as a magic being?

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

??????????

Austin Phillips
Austin Phillips

Guns are electronic
I guess this mistake can be forgiven if you're British.

Dominic Diaz
Dominic Diaz

Written by a women. If a guy wrote it this would have happened for sure.

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

"ACCIO TRUCK!"

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

The novels at least were set during the early 90's. Handguns were everywhere then.

Jose Turner
Jose Turner

what did he mean by this?

Henry Barnes
Henry Barnes

Yes, yes, well done, OP, well done. HOWEVER the meme you’re referencing will still remain in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Ayden Nguyen
Ayden Nguyen

Is there a spell/curse that mimics gunshot wounds? Could you guys imagine?

Julian Stewart
Julian Stewart

There's an instakill spell, I don't think wizards care much about shitty muggle weapons.

Andrew Young
Andrew Young

Also the gayest

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

because its not set in America, user

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

accio dubs

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

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Brandon Sanchez
Brandon Sanchez

electronic

I'm so glad that I'm not a yuropoor. Man! I wish Cred Forums had flags.

Jack Lee
Jack Lee

accio gf

Parker Johnson
Parker Johnson

why would you want to smell someone's crotch sweat..?

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

why doesnt europe ever send us thank you cards for protecting them from communism

Nathaniel Butler
Nathaniel Butler

Haha no ones replying to your dull meme anymore just stop

Kevin Gonzalez
Kevin Gonzalez

But they have spells that create cuts all over the body and other physical maladies and what not. Is there like a.... Projectile spell?
What I'm getting at is, are there school shootings in the Harry Potter world?

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

accio braaap

Nathaniel Reed
Nathaniel Reed

Virgin detected....faggot highly suspected.......homo confirmed

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

Im sure you could do a lot edgier stuff than just shoot people if you were gonna do that

fuck idk, you could turn people into bugs and step on them

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

Guns are electric

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