Yeah....I'm thinking he's back

Yeah....I'm thinking he's back.

GET

THAT

How do I achieve that body?

SCOTTISH

get cucked by Ewan

>those forearms
What's his secret?

Cucklifts 5x5

PUSSYLICKER

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

Crush Scottish cocksuckers windpipe x f

>most phone cameras have a timer on them
>and then there's these people called "friends", who will take your photo
>this mirror selfie shit is still a thing

he's back alright

>mirror selfie: simply, quick
>timer/friends: requires multiple photos for the best shot, premeditated, inherently narcissistic

SAM HYDE LOOKS LIKE THAT?!?!?

YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME

Stop eating til your (pathetic) abs show, don't eat or drink anything the day of the photo, stand underneath a light to maximize shadows and flex as hard as you can, then bump those shadows up big time in post.

>YOU'VE TURNED HER AGAINST ME!
>YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF!

What is he trying to say here?

>"heh"
*steps out of the shadows*
>"call me a cuck..."
>"... will ya?"

Bane ?

Get

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