Incredibles 2

What is it with you toonfags and your porn obsession? Of all the boards I visit, why is that the one full of people that religously watch CHILDRENS CARTOONS are the most porn-obsessed?

I'm pretty sure it's not just me nigger. Also redpilling people is a hard job, you should be lucky that I do it anyway

Damn, I butchered that one sentence.

Is this what years of non-stop Cred Forums usage does to you?

How new are you?

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>Make thread about Incredibles 2
>LOL SHADMAN
>LOL CARTOON PORN
>LOL GO BACK TO Cred Forums

All of you need punishment.
Want me to punish you, anons?

quite possibly.

I worry that they're going to force shit-tier random humour into the film rather than let the dark humour and seriousness of the first film return.
Just like what they did with Finding Dory.

>redpill
>says woke
Your bait is falling apart at the seams. Here's your (You)

I'M ABOUT TO FORCE MY DICK ON YOUR ASSES, Cred Forums.
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT.

I am actually dreading this happening

DON'T MAKE ME DO IT

C'mon user, you don't want to post a comic about a mythical coffee shop anymore than we want to read it so just back away from the ledge son.

>kate leth
user no

Why are you such a brainwashed cuck holy shit. I just want to make this country safe

JUST

user pls, we all know working at a coffee shop is shit and not at all fun. Don't do something you'll regret.

FUCK

Goddamnit user, now you have to storytime it.

MY

SHIT

What the fuck is wrong with his legs?

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP

JOOOOOOODYYYY

I'M CRYING AGAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNN

I'M WAALKIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

ALONE IN THE SAAAAAAAAAAAND

THE SOUND OF THE SEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA

This looks like a terrible coffee shop.

BRINGS YOU BACK TO MEEEEEEE

The medusa is literally the only character I can stand.

OH SO CLEARLYYYYYY

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE HOOOOOOLDING MY HAAAAAAAAND
That minotaur is very hot, btw.

So like what's the big deal? She lives in a world of monsters, pretty sure no one cares if she turns into a werewolf.

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>brap

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOODYYYYYY

THERE'S NO ONE TO BLAAAAAAAAMEEE

I'm so jealous that someone so devoid of talent was able to become as popular as that guy.

Whoops the little I cared about this comic just went away.

WHEN YOUNG HEEAAAAARTS

wait so the centaur guy wants to date a minotaur guy, and the wolf(?) girl is/wants to date a girl?

Fuck you faggot. I'm a bit overweight but I'm 100% white and quite good looking

GET BURNED BY LOOOOVER'S FLAAAAMEEEE

THE LOVE THAT WE MAAAAAAAADEEEEE

WAS A GAME THAT YOU PLAAAAAAAAAYED

UNTIL IT FAAAAAAADEEEEEEEED

BUT I STIIIIIILL FEEL THE SAAAAAAMEEE

That's it, kids. Did you liked it?
Don't make me punish you again, bunch of faggots.

what was that song you were singing?
it's real?

Weak sauce, if you want to threaten someone do it properly next time and whip out Moon Over June or something.

>Also redpilling people is a hard job
Whatever happened to just being skeptical of the claims people make? Why do anons just have to fall in line and be "redpilled", whatever that means

What makes this any different than the last film where it opens with Helen going on a feminist rant in a interview.but here Bob stays at home? What if he has to rescue her, what if team work is the final message of the film? Then what? is it still all of those things or will you just chose a different target in the movie? I seriously wanna know straight from the "redpillers"

What? What's with the buildup? The man's been doing Incredibles porn for years, there's nothing he could draw that could be worse than what he already has. Unless he developed a scat fetish at some point and I highly doubt that.

youtube.com/watch?v=TZ77xBgIA9s&t=0s&index=6&list=LL9K3o3mqZQyP15m0XWfDXoA

Oh god this reply just made my night. That actually hurt you, didn't it? Just a bit overweight? Just a bit? And quite good looking, too? I fucking bet.

hey, can anybody tell me the name of the song that user was singing?

I still don't see what the problem is here. Being a werewolf just can't be this big of a deal when you have vampires, centuars, and minotaurs.

HEY RETARDS
Can anybody tell me the name of the song that user was singing?

I was until I heard it was an immediate sequel that's not focusing on Mole Man, and especially not now that it seems to be Incredibles but role reversed.

youtube.com/watch?v=9vorbxST8SQ&t=40s

She looks better as a werewolf.

It's Jody by GILLE

Why is she so ashamed about being a werewolf?

>dat minotaur
DRAWFAGS PLEASE

How desperate are you, user?

The original is by Tats Yamashita.

The only one.

Well fuck you but that's actually pretty useful to know.

JODY/悲しみのJODY
by Tatsuro Yamashita.

This guy is big in Hawaii or something.

In english:
youtube.com/watch?v=0J-SNMOcB5M

In japanese:
youtube.com/watch?v=OLUpGViwvHI

The ABSOLUTE state of Cred Forums.
A thread about the fucking Incredibles of all things devolved into political shitposting, tumblr comics and japanese songs.

No wonder the rest of the board hates us.

Yeah we got to get rid of the tumblr infestation for this board to ever be good again

>(you)

or just respond to the shitposts

>The ABSOLUTE state of Cred Forums.
>No wonder the rest of the board hates us.
Is Cred Forums only a small part of Cred Forums?

Oh, hush. What other board around here doesn't devolve into those kinds of things?

welcome to Cred Forums's divide and conquer tactics

Cred Forums is insulated by comics and cartoons being either for children or incredibly niche so it's not fully rooted yet but this same process occurred on Cred Forums, Cred Forums, /tg/, etc.

We need to be more like Cred Forums

So what do you think her farts smell like?

What's the process? Can you describe it? Also, what part of Cred Forums should we become more like, and how would becoming more like Cred Forums guard against the process?

rubber

Given her power set,
she probably just holds everything in all day until she goes home to the privacy of her own bathroom.

ha. you lost, fucker.

That's assuming her digestive system works like a normal human's. Superhero biology is a rabbit hole whose depths and twists are neverending.

Cartoons are the second most accessible media for children. Coupled with the fact that habits children learn are hard to break, sexual gratification is bound to cartoons, no matter how much older they get.

I would berry my dick so far inside that ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>Puppy Love
>Hurt Feelings
Oh my fucking god I just shat myself out of pure rage.

I still don't know why being a werewolf is shown to be senstive subject.

does she leave the mask on or off?

>We need to be more like Cred Forums
Cred Forums is only as good as it is because their mods delete off-topic shitpost bait made by crossposters within minutes of it being posted
Compare this to Cred Forums or Cred Forums where mod presence is almost nil and both boards function as sub-boards of Cred Forums

Because of stupid tumblr shit infecting everything.

Because the writer is a hack and has to play to the worst audience out there.

>you hype?
for more INCESTIBLES?!
HELL YES!

I want to take his stupid incel virginity so badly.

No!

Burnt rubber

>That will never be on my face
Why must the world be so cruel?

>100% white

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He probably banged Mirage repeatedly

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>This guy is big in Hawaii or something

Hawaii resident here, haven't heard of this guy. Nor my friends, or the radio.

Please reconfirm your facts.

>When some low-tier artist gets more likes and retweets on a post that is hyping his own art than all your art combined across every blog

Many of us want a better world- where it's OK to like things that you liked 15 years ago, where geeks can get laid, and where adult aimed entertainment is better than choosing between Game Of Thrones, kickboxing, or whatever new multicultural trash (tv corporation name here) coughs out.

Here's to a world where Captain Marvel is the big red cheese, not a boneheaded woman with a bathroom-sink haircut.

Looks okay. Cant be as bad (or worse) as Coco.

>those legs
So is he like a centaur midget?

my co-worker said the first movie was average.

it's a good superhero film, but not mindblowing in any way.

Charming is the best word to describe the first movie. The style is simplified without looking overly cartoony or awkward. The 1960's design is consistent and rather stylish looking. The villain, while somewhat predictable has a petty but ultimately human goal. Also should the villain succeed at his admittedly petty goal the world would potentially benefit tremendously. (he wanted every single person in the world to have access to super technology capable of simulating super powers. Flight boots, freeze rays that sort of shit.).

The Incredibles was extraordinary simply because every bit of the movie worked. There were no jokes that fell flat, the action felt nice to watch and sometimes had a nice urgency, the music worked with every scene and the pacing was fine if a bit slow at times. Every scene felt necessary, every character was needed. I in particular appreciated the sometimes creative use of super powers. It wasn't mind blowing in any way that much is true but it certainly didn't fail in any way. In essence it worked well in every way it needed to.

I think nostalgia and meme milf butt makes people remember it a bit too fondly. I'd give it a solid 7.5, maybe an 8 out of 10. Great film and certainly worth a watch.

why was syndrome so stupid? he made an omnidroid that adapts to everything, he could at least turn of his AI for the battle.

evil supergenius in a nutshell.

this happens on every single board
except vr

I just made this, just for you.

Seems more like the lower half being a Shetland Pony

I'm ready for the amount of lewd art of Helen

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Isn't Shadman supposed to tweet about things it would be more questionable to make porn of?

Yep. Little worried it may be too similar to the last film plot wise but it will probably be fine.

Every board is into porn user.
And it's better than Cred Forumss obsession with jacking off to actors.

I thought bottom left was a girl about to sit on a dildo in the thumbnail.

>I'm so jealous that someone so devoid of talent was able to become as popular as that guy.
You look at any art, theres a lot artists that are way better than those who are in the known, solely because they don't do anything, or get hired into jobs where they vanish.

Paul. You is a whurwilf.

Hmmm...I want to...but...y'know...mods...

Mods sure are autistic these days yeah.

So if all the super heroes were forced to retire, what happened to all the super villains? Did they just quit?

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Why is this SU-tier art so popular anyway

Well just think about it.
Half of the fun in being a super villain is in thinking around the super heroes and trying to one up them.
Fighting the lawand bureaucracy just isn't even half as fun as that.

O B E S S E D

>Shadlad

Wait, it is a girl minotaur, right?

I am hyped for all the porn.

People shit on shadman but his incestible arc is pretty fucking good.

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>Shit art

Nope, that's a manotaur with silky hair and pretty eyes. The centaur is gay.

draw porn faggot

The only reason I'm watching this is for Elastigirl's fat ass. Couldn't give less of a fuck about the plot or any other character.

You know that was actually a pretty good costume until the horror

he just updated it with this pic.

he is fast.

Shad cant Dr-

hope he draws loads of butt munching instead of going into futa day1

t. Shadman

This is directly attributable to the guiding philosophy behind the physical making of the movie: "Use every piece of the buffalo." It's wound tight as a stopwatch without a single wasted motion.

With superheroes the worst that can happen is being put in jail.

The worst that can happening with police officers and soldiers is being fucking shot.

Some of those heroes were direct agents of the government, so they must have had the authorization to use lethal force when necessary.

youtube.com/watch?v=0J-SNMOcB5M

One of my favorite furry artist.

I wonder how hard they're going to hit us over the head with SEE MEN YOU CAN RAISE GREAT KIDS IF YOU BECAME DEVOTED STAY-AT-HOME DADS WHILE YOUR WIFE GOES ON TO WIN BREAD FOR A CHANGE

>entire first movie is about them all coming together
>super heroes coming back into the limelight
>the family being heroes together

for fuck's sake I hate when sequels act like the arcs of the previous films never occurred.
It just seems like the first movie ended with the setup being a certain way, and then the sequel was like "no we're doing a total tone shift just because"

Also
>I want elastigirl, not the guy who's basically fucking superman
>NOW THE DAD'S STAYING AT HOME ISN'T THAT JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS XD
>showing him doing basic parenting as if it's a joke that he's doing it
>as if to imply it's funny or something and he doesn't really belong in it

I don't think this movie is actually about helping women overcome gender roles. I think it's about pissing people off.

The incredible comics were way better, why didn't they go that route?

It seems like movies these days sometimes are trying to do "the unexpected," even if it just isn't as good. I saw this with Star Wars Last Jedi, too, with Luke just tossing the saber over his shoulder, totally changing the tone the previous film set up, I doubt that was the intention of whoever wrote force awakens.
Why do people love throwing a wrench into the middle of a franchise?

>Why do people love throwing a wrench into the middle of a franchise?
because they want to leave their mark on the franchise regardless of their ability to write or create. People like that being in a creative industry and people who support them because they see them as living dollar signs is why Hollywood is bankrupt in terms quality.

Thanks for reading my post to the end, I appreciate it.

They went on Cred Forums and posted about how they didn't do anything wrong.

>old guy on right
Proof that us old guys can go see a "kids movie" and don't give a fuck.

Is moonstruck the new CARNIVALE?

Am I dating myself for remembering Carnivale posting?

I wish Carnivale would come back.
Wasn't there some user doing a webcomic in a Carnivale setting?

Tell me about elastigirl, why does she wear the mask?

>getting this asspained over a litteral meme

>what the fuck did you say about my drawing skills, user?

some crazy #s for a porn artist

N-nothing daddy

Post it on The Cred Forumsllection then.
the-collection.booru.org/index.php

The slime girl(?) was the only good thing from all this

That moth girl is pretty cute too.

I like how Bob is slowly deteriorating

frozones expression cracks me up

OwO I bet she has a wicked front butt

First of all, your ignoring that the Incredibles isnt about Super Heroes and becoming Heroes together
It's about Super Heroes wanting families while not giving up what they are doing

The world still isnt ready for Super Heroes to come back just because of the ending of the first movie, you missed the point. This is far from throwing the wrench.

>I saw this with Star Wars Last Jedi, too, with Luke just tossing the saber over his shoulder, totally changing the tone the previous film set up

People who say this completely forget that Star Wars in general does this, even the original and the prequel, Yes, Last Jedi was definitely pushing too much with the comedy bits, but Luke throwing the light saber is far from the problem

Im %99 sure the douchebag setting up the secret heroes program is gonna be the twist villain, it won't even be obvious

It's LITERALLY the secret agent woman from the first

THAT'S RIGHT JAY

yes

whs

I feel like they're very aware of how hot people find her and will intentionally avoid scenes like this because of it.

Luke tossing the saber is exactly the problem summed up
>Someone who was strong and determined is now someone who gives up
>making fun of shit that used to be taken more seriously by the universe
>"We deliberately lead you to believe that this was going to happen, but now something ELSE is going to happen and it's way less cool"
It's shit.

And yes, it is throwing a wrench.
Hank going to work for some rando as a super is in his character, it's not in Helen's.
Seriously it's a fucking family of heroes but instead they're just having one be a hero and the rest not, like a repeat of the first film for no reason. As I said before, the comic direction was much better.

They're clearly going for a thing here, mocking Hank and making him deal with it even worse than he probably would.

And seriously, "I want the freeze guy and the stretch woman, but I don't want the fucking super strong guy" makes no sense. It's clear someone has something they're trying to push, instead of actually liking and caring about the franchise.

I bet Helen and Frozone have a fucking affair

>You hype?
more like You Feminist ?

Feminism was hip when they made this movie
dont expect much after trailer

was hoping the whole family fighting together again.....

Assuming the leaks are accurate it's basically gonna be a point for point remake of the first movie with Helen hitting all the same notes as Bob did in the first, plus fifteen minutes of slapstick gags with Bob and the kids.

I'll skip it.

>cont
Also, the world not being ready for heroes is EXACTLY why there should have been a time skip to where the kids are a bit older and they can do more stuff.

Instead it's "Oh, Hank was all about being a hero, but now he's a stay at home dad, tee hee!"
Is THAT the kind of fucking movie you want to watch? Sounds boring as hell. Like they didn't care about The Incredibles, they're just using it to make a statement.

I can't wait for Bob to say how much stronger Helen had to be to raise Jakjak, even though he wasn't constantly setting himself on fire until midway through the first movie

Fuck it, I honestly could stomach all of that crap were it not for the fact Jakjak is going to have more screentime.

is she in heat or something?

The twist is going to be that he was creating villains as well as heroes, probably so he can make money somehow or (less likely) to disguise his master plan.

Better artists didn't have the balls to draw Trump fucking 10 year old version of Hilary, that's why.

>draw elastigirl ass for the notes
>guy keeps asking for Helen sucking Jack Jack's monster demon dick
WEW

I like eyeball monster girl

Yea I a-

She sleeps with her daughter too, so I've heard.

> Waving at people of the same gender is now gay

I want off this ride.

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t. actual fan of the first movie

Dudes don't wave at dudes, dude

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hot.

Considering this is from tumblr it is probably some weak veil for referring to trans or gay people.

Any lewd request?

Elastigirl wearing the virgin killer sweater?

dress is better

Ooh I like that. What's the dress called?

original "virgin killer" (before the sweater took off)

Nice

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He went above and beyond, the madman!

O B E S E D

For the porn that it will inspire and nothing else, really.

Nice. Probably the best new fan art in a long time.

You require praise you mad God

Thats a kid

>the way they speak

This is great, after so much awful art of her I'm glad to so someone actually doing something.

I want to see young virgin Helen 'testing out' her powers to see what her body is able to do and being pleasantly surprised with what she is capable of. You can interpret this in the lewdest way you want.

>this kills the mutt

BRAAAAAAAPPPP

She prefers them

I just came here for pictures, what the fuck is this?

Man he has a real big problem with drawing character's on furniture. Probably why most of his sex scene happen standing or a floor.

The first movie wasn't some sacred cow. Fuck off with that.

It's the single best film Disney or Pixar have ever produced.

>poster wants to punish us

>its actually not that bad, just not my thing

I'm disappointed in you.