Be honest, you tried doing it. What were the results?

Be honest, you tried doing it. What were the results?

Doing what?

Trying to swing from webs with it

oh... yeah... that's what I thought too.

I sprayed it on my dick and jerked off with it.

Had better results with legit silly string.

My mom would never buy me this shit. This or the Batman hookshot

Nah, that's stupid.
Even as a kid I knew that was Silly String.

But now I want to see if I can aim it at someone's mouth to shut them up.

user, no kid I ever knew tried that with one of these, whats wrong with you?

I tried using my 11 year old spunk loads through the web shooter and it clogged the mechanism

I have a tiny winky.

user, it's silly string, even when I was a kid I understood that.

Did you go to special school or something?

My sister broke open the box and used up a can of silly string
I didn't even get to try it because she kept fucking with me

I have a tiny winky

this

also, unironically this.

Do you mean spunk at the time you were 11, or a load that you've kept for 11 years.
With this place, I have to ask.

SPIDERMANTRIPPLEACTIONWEBBLASTER!

My mother shoved her hand up her pussy and masturbated me in the womb a lot until I was born. 11 years later she buys me this toy and I try it out.

No, i was shooting blanks ever since i was 9. First thing i started masturbating too everyday was jenny wakeman and that green twilek from return of the jedi

>jenny wakeman and that green twilek from return of the jedi
A man of taste, I see.

I chosed only the finest of waifus even as a child, what were your first faps user?