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DIAVOLO

Best girl

Trolley Problem

If you pull the lever, Kira is dead, but some man's life is ruined. Would you still pull it?

Gappy makes me happy

Your next line is Gappy makes me happy, toryu

What chu say nigga?

Best Boy

Kira Yoshige is way worse than Dio.
I really hope Pucci isn't as bad, can't believe I'm getting emotionally invested in this story.

gappymind

Shinobu makes me horny.

I'm going to marry Shinobu!

get rekt faggot

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What did you think of the palette they used during the Atom Heart Father encounter in Kira's house, user?

For some reason it irks me how Hayato's hair is red instead of blonde, but I'm completely fine with Shinobu's hair being red.

Kira did nothing wrong.

>baiting this hard

Araki did nothing right.

It was cool!

Fuck you Yoshihiro. You are not a good father

pink sock fag is shit

I thought Kira said he didn't go to the gym, how did he get so jacked?

hayato has always been a redhead dude

Are you affected by right-sided ataxia?

Okay, maybe he isn't as bad. Maybe he wouldn't have had to kill Rohan, and the rest of the crew if Hayato was a good boy. He killed women, even though they were obnoxious, he still took peoples' lives. He's just as bad as Dio, but maybe not nearly. I get that he can't help it but seriously, he should've tried harder to live a peaceful life.

>tips fedora

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>That bottom right corner pic
>"I heard kira is shredded"
Holy shit I'm dying. Anyone have the full pic of that panel edit?

Really? Huh, always remembered him as being blonde. His hair is way redder in the anime though.

Also, who the fuck is the white haired guy?

Wheres that user whos making the Gappy vs Born this way MAD? i haven't heard from him in a while..

doesn't he died?

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I quit making it, sorry

>Best cake is introduced
>Worst boy is introduced

Overall, a mixed bag.

Hey, fuck you, man, fuck you.

Also, why are you wondering about Pucci and not Diavolo? Not thinking about skipping Part 5, are you?

God damnit

Meant to post this one.

I'm not gonna skip any of the parts, sadly.
I heard one of the parts leaves you with so many questions, something with erasing timelines?

I don't even know.

how did they get jotaro's antisemitism by the censors?

Holy fuck kakoyin.

Shinobu doujin is out anons, click for a taste

You see him trying as Kosaku but he can't control his urges. Guess that's what happens when your dad's a yes man.

How is what he said racist?

>Hayato
>Worst Boy
He is fucking awesome.

Aren't low jabs faster? Couldn't you have racked up your combo faster if you did low jabs?

did i say racist?

kakyoin is by far the best character in this game. he pretty much has an infinite skill ceiling

>That creepy remix of Kira's theme

So Jotaro is basically sexist, antisemitist, zoophilist, autist.

>cake
She's married and has a child, you retard.

LINK

I finally finished SBR anons, why does this new jojo look like a retard in most images I see?

what do you think "cake" is user?

When will we be rewarded with a JoJo game as high quality as HFTF again? Doesn't even have to be a fighting game, but something better than ASB or EOH please

is this the thread for dank memes?

He is a retard.

Because they're usually cherry picked images for reaction purposes.

>part 4
>Josuke rides a motorcycle

>part 8
>Josuke fights a motorcycle

he's a real shitlord

i bet he's even ableist and fat shames shigechi

a lie :-P

Not other user, but what does "cake" exactly mean?

A mature woman? Wilf? In 30s?

Everyone in part 8 has brain problems

Sounds like pol

Its always for dank memes friend
Jojolion really makes you think

Antisemitic*

MILF* (FUCK)

>No text version

oh baby

"cake" is either a thicc ass or a woman with a thicc ass (pound cake) or sex itself (cake by the ocean)

He is lookist to, shaming ugly faced people.

>That DIO
Why the fuck would you try a timestop on a Jotaro with 3 full bars and not IMMEDIATELY follow it up with a road roller? Nigga was asking to get rekt.

A 25+ unmarried woman, because just like a Christmas cake, nobody wants them after 25.

That's stone ocean. The finale has a guy acquiring flash as his stand, he killed off the entire main cast aside from one side character. His stand ability made time went 2 fast and created an alternate reality where everyone lives. The one surviving character acquired the gas stand and CO2 the guy to death.

It leaves a bad taste in my mouth to be honest

What do YOU think it is, retard? If she's married then it's not a cake.

You'll love this one
Spoiled for trigger warnings

Lol this has to be an edit.

>just like a Christmas cake
fruitcake is not a cake user

Hayato Gokudera from Hitman Reborn

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In Japan, once a single woman passes 25 years old, she becomes less and less desirable and less and less likely to ever be married. Hence, they're called "Christmas cakes" because very few people would want to have such a thing after the 25th.

You could have said the perfect woman and that would have been the same thing user

He is lookist too, shaming people with ugly face.

God what a fucking idiot. Any DIO that tries a timestop against a Jotaro with 3 bars is either a fucking amateur or DIO himself.

Oh momma

where can i find some good matches of HftF to watch?never played the game before

It's not.

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Didn't mean to reply to that second dude.

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It's not

Isn't that from that guy who makes mouthnipple and vore porn?

It's like you want me to skip it.

Hoo baby.

youtube.com/watch?v=MZbgJy5mXfA

This match is a given though

A son that hooks cameras in his parent's room because he is interested in how many times in a month they fuck, is nothing but the absolute worst son a loving family, like the Kawajiris, could ask for.

The episode sucked. The way Kira was revealed as Kosaku was perfect in the manga, but instead they ruined the moment by putting half of it at the beginning and showing his face too early.

That guy's explanation was retarded. Don't listen to any fags on this shitty cantonese cave painting forum. Just read the parts at your own pace and form your own opinion like a normal fucking person.

It's a wild ride even if you know how it ends.

>it's actually real

Why DP is so based?

"Christmas Cake Girl" is its own term, which is what you're referring to
"Cake," as a singular term, means ass. see also: Rihanna's Birthday Cake

Jotaro can actually move in stopped time in that game? that's neat!

Yeah I was gonna say that. Wish DP had waited until this moment to show his face.

And masculinist, protagonist, telephonistg, adventurist. What else?

he can if you cast time stop during a time stop dio/s dio can do the same

>shitty cantonese cave painting forum
Can't wait to feel like I have a life dilemma from finishing it. Hopefully the other parts will distract me from thinking about it.

Someone post the pucci edit

Is Jobin going to be the main antagonist?
I can't bring myself to dislike a guy who appreciates Aida Mitsuo.

>Cross-counter at the end
>Stand rushes

DIO, Shadow DIO, and Jotaro can all stop time

If they're matched against each other they can input their stopped time and move within it

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So were you referring to Kosaku-Kira's ass because Shinobu has no ass and isn't particularly thicc.

My name is user, I love to suck cock, yet what I hate most of all is when an anime studio which I don't give any money to watch their shows for free doesn't cater to my ever fucking need.

Fun is cancer, I hate it, I never want it.

Post em

He looks kind of taken aback and confused by how deredere she's acting in this scene. She even makes sure to repeat that she thought it was great when they're on the phone later.

What? Jojo memes?

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we posting gappy sings edits now?

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>using nigger-slang on a chinesse board
If you talks about cake girls everyone will think about "Christmas cake girls" here.

Specifically "read the manga" jojo memes.

Where did this meme originate from?

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How did Iggy know what Dio looked like when he made the sand clone?

And if Iggy could communicate through a sand clone, why didn't he do so earlier?

Plot holes' bizarre adventure is more like it, right?

Just caught up with Jojolion. Backstory was predictable as fuck, but damn if it isn't a fun ride.

I'm guessing part 8 is just Araki shitposting to the extreme

rule
of
cool

Why doesn't Jotaro just stop time and punch Kira?

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Fucking this. Why can't people understand this?

Rule
Of
Cool

Araki aint gotta explain shit.

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here you go

>Plot holes' bizarre adventure is more like it, right?
Like how Erina and Lisa-Lisa survived the boat sinking by using Dio's coffing as a boat, just like Dio who survived the boat sinking by hidding in the very same coffin?

holy shit they made Shinobu hot as fuck

thank you my dude

I thought Dio had a back up coffin? Which is still bullshit, by the way.

Different compartment fucking retard. They explained this so many times.

that hairstyle
Erina was Dio all along!

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cancer^2 version

>They explained this so many times.
List them.

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>Dio somehow got into the coffin and then didn't notice her getting in on top and when erina was rescued they just figured "hey let's just throw this coffin back into the ocean"

>kissanime
nice touch
j-jorge joestar?

Did Josuke die a virgin?

I don't feel like googling the countless interviews of Araki confirming this so let me just drop this for your retarded brain.

pick one to be your faitfhful husband

How come jotaro could only see in stopped time when fighting Dio?

Wouldn't he see Dio stuff nukesaku into the coffin? In fact even if Jotaro was on the other side of the world, wouldn't he randomly just get frozen and observe stopped time every time dio activated the world?

Erina getting into it was part of his plan, retard. He knew she was going to climb into it and then be saved.
Idunno about you, but I definitely would not keep a coffin belonging to the evil gay vampire man that killed my husband and almost killed my adopted child.

Does anyone believe Araki is underrated when it comes to drawing females?

People think Kubo,Murata,Mashima are the best when it comes to drawing females.

>women like serial killers

have the SJWs been triggered?

They added this sentence for the anime though, didn't they?

Even here it doesn't make much sense that Dio and Jonathan's body got there before Erina. I really don't think it's possible to explain any of this is a non-retarded way.

I like that his females aren't generic moe anime girl.

how does a head hid the body of a 2m muscular guy in a coffin in the spand of 20 seconds without being seen? Does Dio had Za Warudo back then?

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it was closed in the mango

Why does jotaro pronounce josuke like "josuku"?

>is a non-retarded way
in a non-retarded way, even.

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Yasuho's mom is the best MILF.
>alcoholic gamergurl milf who gave birth to the best girl of JJL and 3rd best girl of entire JJBA

Not in the manga fag, this isn't canon just a shitty retcon.

he's just saying josuke kun really fast

No. It was in the manga, too. Go back and read it.

>I really don't think it's possible to explain this in a non-retarded way
Welcome to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. To your right you'll see giant homoerotic punch ghosts, and on your left you'll see many more retarded things you should be complaining about.

Well he didn't draw that, if that's what you're implying.

His females do look good, though. There's a very unique quality to the people he draws.

That being said Kubo draws excellent women. It's pretty much the only skill of his that didn't get dumbed down by Bleach.

No it wasn't

But it showed the boat exploding around dio and jonathan's body, which means he must have only gotten in at the last second? yet he still got in before Erina?

>best
>controller looks like a playstation controller

You guys are fucking idiots.

How many weeks until we see Shinobu fucking around with a cat?

I've noticed, why are all the episodes with the most important and hyped fights or moments look like shit? Almost all of the Kira stuff has been bad looking, while the Italian restaurant or Rat episodes looked great for some reason.

And look here, there is no second compartment.

Jorge Joestar explains it pretty well, it turns out the DIO in the coffin is from another universe where he took the coffin and Erina drowned, whereas in the original universe, Dio('s Head) drowned and Erina escaped.

>what is today's episode

pick the Diavolo/Doppio combo any day of the week

So l have an obligation to like as long as it's for free? Will you eat shit and like it if l pay you, user? From what l know it has nothing to do with money.

Jorge Joestar is not canon dipshit.

Ep 25 - Atom Heart Father

I tried

>A hidden compartment can't be seen
Wow, user! You sure got me!

That is the most retarded fucking thing I've ever heard.

How else could she play ASB?

What about it? Maybe she's playing Tomba or something.

So Erina escaped in Dio's coffin, with Dio and Jonathan body hidden below her, then she trow away that coffin to the sea, and then some fishermen found it and awakened DIO?

how did DIO travel to erina dimension prime?

post stands distressed and/or screaming

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Yes. I'll admit, it's silly. Bizarre, even. But this is a series about giant punch ghosts and homosexual vampires.

It doesn't make sense and is a plot hole.
The people arguing against it being a retcon are being autistic. I doubt many people read Araki's works for the writing.

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The main goes pretty far down. A thick jonathan body wouldn't have been able to fit along with another layer of floor

But all I'd be doing is posting King Crimson.

You'd think Erina would've at least wanted to give her husband a proper funeral.

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goddamn KC is fucking horrifying

Gyro does

He did have a burial. Burning a boat with the body inside is considered buried at sea.

Diavolo's the sexiest on this pic. I would even refuse the quiet life for him.

Does what?

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>One face is angry
>The other is excited

I can't believe it took me this long to notice this.

Where is the edit-user. I need dat Yasuho.

Is this already fully translated? People always say retarded shit like this from this novel, I just want to now how retarded the full thing is.

Last one I promise

can someone post that early KC design? i dont know if it was official or not but it was pretty spooky

That's fair enough, but leaving his killer's still breathing vampiric head there with him is a little on the tacky side.

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Kars. Riches, power, immortality, all of them are at my fingertips. And I'm pretty sure he'd be a package deal with Wamuu and ACDC, too, Pillar-men are clearly okay with multiple partners as seen by them marrying Joseph. He can turn into whatever so I get to have sex with a zoo animal of my choosing every night.
>B-But sex = useless
Means I can't be impregnated with some horrible little rock-hybrid, thank fuck.

So is this just a coincidence?

It looks even more like an Eva unit than regular angry KC.

Okay. Since the theme of today's thread is autism let's take this deeper:
Who made Jonathan's tux? That's quite a lot of material for someone to tailor on the fly like that.
Who makes the doors in england? and why are they all so appropriately sized for Jonathan's bigmclargehuge body?
How did jack the ripper fit inside that horses neck? The neck of a horse is way too small to fit a man of his stature.
Does any of this stupid shit matter? Of course not! But let's all be autists and pretend like the suspension of disbelief for the sake of cool doesn't exist!

I vaguely remember the scene about Kira stealing from the landlord, but I don't remember the part about the wife being passive aggressive and him cooking dinner.

Was that in the manga or is it anime original? Not that I'm complaining, we need more of her. Can't wait till she shows some dere.

So if I could only read one of the jojo books, which should I choose. Keep in mind I hate part 5, so purple haze is probably not a good one

bad pussy

>Evangelion
>JoJolion

no

pft

okay you knida redeemed yourself

No, and the translator is fucking horrendously slow about it

However, enjoy some things
>DIO cooked fish with stingy eyes to survive
>Jonathan's version of Hermit Purple is coined "The Passion"
>Three headed Whitesnake
>36 kars living on mars
>Pucci slaps Narancia so hard he loses his sanity momentarily

To be fair I don't think Erina could've predicted DIO would have survived the explosion.

Spinning.

>DIO cooked fish with stingy eyes to survive

Cooked fish as in to eat them?

But vampires don't even eat meat. I know the novel is pretty much all bullshit, but for some reason this triggers me the most.

dying

Holy shit this fan fic sounds fucking retarded. Is Purple Haze Feedback just as bad?

In spite of people in the 1800s being a lot shorter than todays people due to inadequate nutrition, old buildings for rich people made everything fucking enormous. I lived in England for a while and visited a ton of old mansions and so on, it's like they were built for giants.

Feedback is the best JoJo light novel

No, the two Fugo novels are actually pretty decent, even if you don't like them they're inoffensive books that don't actually fuck with the canon that hard

The most either of them does is claim that Golden Experience produces antibodies that are immune to Purple Haze

You can't excuse everything with rule of cool.

Maybe people in the 1800s were actually all JoJo sized?

hats

I disagree. Especially when you take in consideration that you're reading a cantonese cave painting made for elven children.

didnt giorno do that in the manga anyways, by turning something with the poison into a snake and getting antibodies from it? i haven't read part 5 in a few years so i can't recall for certain.

To be fair, JoJo vampires are a lot more 'organic' than most other vampires. They're not really undead, still have functioning organs, don't have the typical vulnerabilities to crucifixes or holy water, can be seen in mirrors, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if Dio was perfectly able to eat normally and did so, while sucking blood on the side.

Are we gonna get a new OP for the last third of DIU?

>2 more weeks until I Am An Alien AND OP3
Two most agonizing weeks of my life

At least we'll get some DBZ rock paper scissors in the meantime

The rich could well have been, they weren't wanting for food.

Don't think it was considered polite to wear them inside though.

>A series based solely on the rule of cool
>"Hurr durr you can't explain things with rule of cool"

Yeah, it's gonna be sung by the two singers from the morioh-cho radio.

I think he might've, but in the novel he straight up survives Purple Haze's virus because he owns Golden Experience

>can be seen in mirrors
Not this guy.

This, I can't fucking wait.

>the morioh-cho radio

My expectations have skyrocketed.

>tfw the beginning of the OP is the same as the Morioh Radio intro

Oddly fitting. Any thoughts on what it's going to be like? I'd like to think it'd be something like CNBT, Chase, and End of THE WORLD mashed up.

Straits can't be seen in mirrors because he's so insignificant not even mirrors recognize him.

Is that the lyrics on the stars?

It's obviously a secret ripple technique and not a vampire power.

I say this as half-joke, because I could've sworn we got shots of DIO in the manga looking at himself in a mirror.

To be fair Dio sneaking himself and Jonathan's body into the coffin before Erina despite the coffin being right next to her isn't all that cool.

>post yfw It's revealed that Rock Humans are actually aliens and the main antagonist of JoJolion is AU Mikitaka

No idea, though it's probably the words in the stars are the lyrics.

Also apparently there's gonna be an English version as well? I know the female singer does a lot of English covers.

We got shots of DIO looking at himself in the mirror, Streizo not casting a reflection is either a plot-hole or a personal quirk.

>Mikikata is the Head of the Fruit Drug Industry
I WANT TO BELIEVE

No. But a spooky gay vampire that we all thought to be dead for good coming back is menacing as fuck and also cool.

Maybe because Jonathan's body didn't become completely vampire until he succd Joseph's blood?

Yeah.

To bad part 3 wasn't actually that cool overall.

I disagree, but you do you friendo.

Re-reading a bit of the manga and I just realized Kira's upgraded stand is basically the same as Gold Experience Requiem.

>no life laser beam

It's a shittier GER

Except it's not.

How so?

Post times you were on the metaphorical edge of your seat in the mango

>Akira Otoishi is still alive!

I dunno, wouldn't that have meant he'd appear as a floating severed head rather than this?

Not really? They technically both create time loops but the mechanics and circumstances are totally different.

I actually jumped out of my seat when I finished reading Battle Tendency and saw DIO's coffin.

>Dio tells Joseph that his stand is the weakest of all stands
>also says that Survivor is the weakest stand

Literally plot holestar's bizarre adventure

Every gambling arc.

>Yoshikage Kira and Christian Bale share the same birthday
Pottery.

They're called "women", user

Josuke saving Hayato at the last second.

Dio doesn't know shit about stands.

No stand is shittier than Highway to Hell.

He'd be a corpse with no head if you're going by vampire logic. DIO's the vampire, not Jonathan

>goes on to say that there is still no such thing as a bad stand so long as you use it well
checkmate athiests

He also mentioned in that same page that strength is subjective when considering stands. Survivor is a weak as fuck stand but can be used for devastating purposes if used correctly.

Pretty much Joseph is a retard and wasn't using Hermit Purple right.

he coo

>Youre the kind of evil that doesnt know its evil, and thats the worst
The entire Weather VS Pucci Fight had me on edge

What kind of strange oriental food is this?

>Me playing this on fightcade with someone random
>Dio vs Jotaro
>I manage to stop time and ROAD ROLLER DA
>I cannot move
>Dis nigga stoped time just after mine and start kicking my ass and also negates the damage

I won anyways, but still the shit was so damn fun

Eggs.

I meant in the sense that both of them were created when a stand user was pierced by the arrow not their actual function.

The train-fight with Buccellati, Pesci and Prosciutto.

In spite of what a revolting person Prosciutto was, I couldn't help but respect his persistent encouragement and support of Pesci, and when he was shown to be using the last of his energy to keep TGD going and thus inspired his partner, I almost wanted Pesci to be able to win and prove him right.

Buccellati's my favorite gangster by far, but I still think Pesci deserved that win.

Oh yeah, I fucked up.

You would think Joseph of all people would know what to do with it. Lazy fuck got rusty while he was reading comic books and playing video games.

GER happened when GE was pierced by the arrow. Bites the Dust happened when Kira was pierced.

I think people here are too hard on it. It's not one of my favorite parts but in the manga it came across as a rapid flurry of quick gag fights. Some were hits and some were misses, but none of them was long enough to grate on you before the anime came around and dragged stuff like Alessi or Hol+Oingo out the way it did.

Again. Wrong. Kira was stabbed by the arrow while Giorno stabbed Golden Experience with the arrow.

Stab yourself = new power
Stab your stand = requiem

it needs to be the beetle arrow to make a requiem, kira's arrow was hollow

Grateful Dead and Beach Boy is straight one of JoJo's best fights

BtD is functionally pretty similar to Requiem though. It's based on what the user desires most at the time. Protect the arrow/defeat Diavolo/hide his identity.

This is only a theory.

More likely, it's just Araki being Araki.

People are just confusing simple for boring, mainly because shit gets wacky as fuck after SDC. Part 3 still has some of the most iconic pages, fights, and stands of the entire series. This is the same reason most folks don't like part 1&2.

But Lol the stands aren't convoluted as fuck? Must mean it's trash.

No, the beetle arrow is definitely unique. You can see it among the others.

Most likely it contains the Requiem entity

>BtD is functionally pretty similar to Requiem though

Again, not really. Unless you're saying the powers Kira and Giorno gained at the time when the arrow business happened are similar in that they're incredibly serendipitous, sure, I suppose you could say that. But in terms of how they work they're totally different.

Beetle arrow is just a redesign. The beetle is never mentioned in the original japanese script.

Yes, I know the beetle arrow is different in design.

But it doesn't change the fact it is still a theory.

It will also be CG like OP 1-4.

I know what you mean. Part 3 has some iconic and dope fights that pave the way for things to change and set some good stand design trends too.

honestly so is the "stab user/stand" thing. We only got two actual examples of requiem and BtDs

Why are stand team fights always so high tier?
>Emperor and Hanged man vs Silver Chariot
>Killer Queen and Stray Cat vs Crazy Diamond and The Hand
>Grateful Dead and Beach Boy vs Sticky Fingers
>Planet Waves and Survivor vs Stone Free
Which is the coolest stand combo in the whole series? My vote's on KQ+SC

That's exactly it, though. Part 3 is iconic, not good.

3. Because silver chariot requiem.

read part 5 again, you can see it among the other arrows in a flashback, it's unique.

There are many.
The entirety of Stone Ocean's last quarter.
Grateful Dead, Green Day, KC's fucking reveal and fights.
Johnny and Gyro versus Jesus americaman.
Damo's wild ride and beetle tendency.
The manga just really makes me excited.

Ever heard of show don't tell? I get the nips are allergic to it and feel the need to narrate everything, but this is an example

source?

For now? Maybe(though I still disagree)
For the 80's? No. It wasn't.

>But Lol the stands aren't convoluted as fuck
Only a few stands are convoluted. Most of them are straightforward and actually interesting.

And I like how you ignore the fact the supporting cast for every part after 3 improves.

>CG

>One arrow design is different
>Implying this isn't merely an Araki design choice

Now you're just baiting.

>CG
Please be true, do you have source on that?

>Only a few stands are convoluted
>What is crazy diamond
>What is golden experience
>What is king crimson
>What is kiss
>What is white snake+c-moon+MiH
>What is tusk act 4
>What is love train
And these are just main stands.

it could be, we don't know because of lack of explanation and examples. Araki should really explain this out in some future interview

Unless Araki explicitly states the beetle arrow is the only thing that grants requiems, which is an important plot point that should be stated, I see no reason to believe otherwise.

I need a picture of this face with Keicho next to him for shitposting reasons.

The CG macho bullshit doesn't fit the tone of part 4

Someone rank these on their asspull powerlevel

None of those are convoluted except for maybe Tusk Act 4.

You're just retarded.

>All the Higashikata stands have "King" in their name except Gappy
>Gappy is two people with one body, just like Doppio
>Both The World and Killer Queen have already reappeared in the SBR universe

post YFW Soft And Wet evolves into a new King Crimson that can "steal" segments of time

Gold Experience was stabbed multiple times by Black Sabbath's arrow and nothing happened. Diavolo wouldn't be so desperate for the beetle arrow if any one worked.

>For the 80's?

Why would I care about the 80's? I'm talking about objective quality here, not how it was received when it was new. Part 3's issues existed back then too, you know.

As for why it's remembered so fondly, is because it's iconic. Part 3 isn't celebrated for its interesting storytelling, colorful characters, or freeflowing narrative. It's celebrated because Jotaro is a badass and DIO yells WRRRRRYYYY. It's not a coincidence that Part 3 is a boring slog with tons of unlikable characters, including Jotaro himself. Just look at how much he shines as a supporting character in Part 4, and compare it to how utterly bland he was in Part 3.

Part 3 is memorable and iconic but if you're being objective about quality it's one of the worst parts.

Again simple ≠ bad. Part 3's supporting cast is simple and of course every part after improved, since they're building upon previous parts of the series. I never said part 3 is better, just that it's not bad.

We had Jolyne as a protag, but will JoJo ever get a female main villain?

holy fuck

>CG macho
Huh?

Huh?

That's fucking retarded

Keeping Up with the Kawajiris proves we need more anime with actual adults interacting and not godawful highschoolers

I'd say love train is more convoluted.
Tusk is just "Jesus made me swole and capable of making shit spin forever"

That could just as easily be an Araki inconsistency. It's not like the series isn't full of those.

>crazy diamond is convoluted
Punches at incredible high speed and reverts things to their previous states
>Goldung Experience
Turns things into other, living things while healing
>King Crimson
skips time
>kiss
splits things into two, then puts them back together
>whitesnake
discs come out, centers of gravity are made, time goes faster
>tusk act 4
you have a point
>love train
dimensional barrier for jesus air walking, getting hit while inside the barrier just throws it into another dimension thanks to jesus

If Kars is the perfect life form why doesn't he have a Stand?
Couldn't lots of stands instantly kill him?
Doesn't sound very perfect.

>Diavolo wouldn't be so desperate for the beetle arrow if any one worked.
He would be worried that someone will grab the closest arrow to him and kick his ass. Which is what the gang had planned on doing.

Kaato

Nigga soft and wet is already locked into Evolution of KQ shit.
If you want another king that messes with time, Just upgrade every other Higashikata.

Who is Kaato Higashikata?

Love Train is simple imo.

It's just a wall that redirects bad things elsewhere.

Whereas Tusk Act 4's ability is "fingernails that are infinite in attack and can cause people to spin forever, and since the fingernail is infinite, it follows whatever was attacked throughout parallel universes."

he has the power to take over any stand at will.

dont you remember 36 kars on mars

If he's perfect he doesn't need a stand.

>Crazy D
>Can fix/heal things sometimes not really if it helps push the plot
>Golden Experience
>Can "create life" aka do anything to push the plot
>King Crimson
>Can "erase" time but not really. It erases consequences for actions but not the actions themselves
>Love train
>Can send hostile things to a different spot in the world because LOL jesus
>unless hit with the golden asspull sometimes not really
C'mon user. I love JoJo but you're just fooling yourself now.

The animeonlies don't seem to understand that Kira doesn't resort to killing unless he has to

They just assume HE'S GONNA KILL SHINOBU (not like they bothered to learn her name) HE'S GONNA KILL THE LANDLORD

no, not stupid. Autistic, just like the rest of this series

But where would killer queen go from where it is now?

The fact you can describe all those stands in one sentence proves they aren't "convoluted". The base idea behind each of their powers are pretty simple.

*Except for Tusk Act 4. That shit is genuinely convoluted.

Love Train also has that weird shit where everything starts moving. (I.E the bear sign)

Kaato is a good candidate for the JJL villian

It doesn't actually erase anything except Part 6 itself. The rest all happen exactly the same.

It transcends infinite realities and dimensions, what's so difficult about that

Golden rectangle is just some bullshit Araki learned about and tried to shoehorn in

Like every pretentious photo featuring it, the horses don't even match the rectangle anyway

To a better place, inside gappy, becoming gappy, and once he does, he will be happy.

Where do people read animeonly reactions/opinions? I went on reddit and they seem okay
Where can I find all the hair-tearing stupidity?

youtube

Youtube.

Where else?

Giornos power can be more simply said as "it can give life to things".

I see what you mean, Love Train is shown in a pretty straightforward way in that it redirects bad shit. But it bugs the hell out of me. Like, what decides who is on the receiving end? What is the extent of "bad luck"? If Valentine were to be hit by an orbital laser, would the wall redirect all the energy to one guy or would it transfer lethal amounts to different people? I don't grasp it a lot, to be honest.
With Tusk, sure, I can see an attack with infinite energy travelling along your cells and disassembling you infinitely.

>It transcends infinite realities and dimensions

It's the fingernail part, the part where Funny Valentine spins forever and gets buried over and over again in the same place, and the fact Diego transfers it back to Johnny by cutting off his own leg that gets me.

I want to jack Wamuu's horn off

It's randomly selected who's affected by stuff from Love Train, the whole idea is that Valentine couldn't give less of a shit as long as they aren't American so who gets shafted with the misfortune is irrelevant and could be anyone from beggars to kings.

There's this chucklefuck who pronounces Koichi Couchkey and thought that a timeskip had happened and Kira had settled down with a family

youtube.com/watch?v=rAiO5aA69lI

Then there's this one who despite being the archetypal "cool girl" actually appreciates Kira as a villain

youtube.com/watch?v=B6HwqiaJmes

stands are alien

>and thought that a timeskip had happened and Kira had settled down with a family

It's not that complicated though, it can be described as a relentless spinning attack that follows its target anywhere. Even if they jump to another dimension it won't stop, and Diego exploited that by using it against Johnny.

>and thought that a timeskip had happened and Kira had settled down with a family
No sane person can think this shit, like come on

PART 8 DOES NOT HAVE A MAIN VILLAIN, SHUT THE FUCK UP

>"reactors"
>sane
Lol

>Part 8 is Persona 5

>and thought that a timeskip had happened and Kira had settled down with a family

This is like the complete opposite of Anrikuzer0, who predicts everything with almost uncanny precision despite being an animeonly, like how Kira was going to get his face swapped in Cinderella.

Valentine gets buried forever because the Spin was moving downwards eternally and Valentine had no means of removing it since it pierces dimensions and follows D4C whenever it tries to jump to a different Valentine. No matter what he or D4C does, Valentine will always keep being pushed downwards by the Perfect Spin Johnny made unless Johnny applies an equal Spin moving in the opposite direction to cancel it out, and there's no way that's ever happening so Valentine's last hope is to bring in someone else and hope they finish the job for him. All he had time for was a nearby alt Diego before he couldn't fight it anymore and gave in and accepted death. I don't actually remember what was going on with Diego's leg, but it made sense at the time so I'm sure there's a logical explanation another user could give you for that one.

Honestly, I kinda hate the fact that it is random.
But it works, I guess.

Shit you mightve got me there. But is there even legit reactors in any JoJo streams? Im leaning towards no.

yeah, they're talking out of their asses

we all know who the big bad is

I can't help but think that it gets a little obvious with the way David not only switched the order but had Kira make an appearance in the Cinderella episode

You find this cat at your doorstep, what do?

how do i wait a month for a chapter?i can barely wait 2 days...

Tama is cuter.

Read another manga.

pet

Diego cut it off before it had time to spread and then threw it back IIRC

>tfw hooked on /jojo/ storytime and will be disappointed when Part 8's main villain isn't Diavolotine with Crimson Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Anrikuzer0 is actually a pretty okay guy.
Actually pays attention and doesn't say stupid shit. He even waits for the some-stuffs version to come out instead of using Horriblesubs/Crunchyroll.

He really needs to get a new mic though.

youtube.com/watch?v=V4aOLkiXzcs

I unzip the dick.

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How could you not find this neko super sugoi user?

How wet do you think Shinobu gets when Not-My-Dad makes her breakfast?

(forgot image fug)

when does he kill her

JJL will not have a big bad, and will leave a lot of questions unanswered at the end.
Everything will be answered in Part 9, taking place about 5-10 years after JJL, with Gappy being a part of the main crew.

After he becomes a vampire by putting on a mask he finds in Morioh.

>The female otaku wench
She spent the majority of part 4 complaining about how it wasn't reaction worthy and how everything was over hyped

Niagara falls.

I hope it has a bad end like Tokyo Ghoul

>implying
Buy the BDs and you'll hear the "not for TV" sounds of her pure womanhood dripping all over the floor after the part where he steals the landlord's money

Okuyasu is now smuggest anime gril

Where did the wall of smug go?

THE waifu

>tfw this is jobtaro after part 3

EMERARUDO SUPURASH

What normalfag kinks could Kira do with her?

The entire last quarter of SO and pic related

>Couldn't catch a photograph or a crow, despite having reportedly having super fast reflexes and the ability to stop time.

People complain that Joseph got nerfed. I argue Jotaro got it worse.

>Middle aged Gappy making all these weird jokes
>Middle aged Gappy telling part 9 crew how in his prime he was beating people made out of literal rocks
>Middle aged Gappy rushing home to see Yashuo and Joshuu who is now their traveling buddy

What do you think would happen if some tool just kept stabbing himself with the arrow over and over again to keep getting new abilities? asking for a friend

Ran out of steam and died after Reimi refused to make any expression that could be read as such .

Her expression was "stifled laughter after seeing your dick", smug enough

How did they bring back dio in the new video game?

>play Pet Shop
>still can't even beat comp

If your soul's strong enough you just keep getting progressively stronger stands

It's basically made in heaven situation except you don't get that specific ability from that specific chain of events

That's how that match supposed to happen! It was fate!

>Middle-Aged
Not that far into the future.
Araki has stated he doesn't want to go too far into the future.

Fisting

I.. Is that normal?

It was just a regular-ass happy smile.

It's wonderful

It was kind of, though

The early stuff, The Lock through Love Deluxe and even the first half of Chilli Pepper is pretty dull

Alright, fine Gappy is still young and doesnt have his Monopoly man Mustache yet.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuleshov_effect

If all Jojo parts, up until Araki dies, gets animated. Would the term "animeonlys" not apply anymore?

ENEMY STAND

No.

K-KONO SUTANDO WA

That's one quality jotaro

it's fucking canon and it's damn good

>tfw you are surrounded by nothing but normalfags with smelly hands

It's not and it's fucking awful.

t. Nipponfag

Quality or QUALITY?
Because that shot doesn't look THAT bad. It's better than most of the QUALITY in the DiU anime.

That's one quality screenshot

Why did Jotaro force Josuke to come up with a shitty zinger?

He did the same in Stardust Crusaders
>Avdol, say something

is that the coworker that talks about Kira?

Rule of cool: Beat some fuck nigga older than you, say some cool shit that destroys his spirit.

Being autistic can cause those with it to need order and need certain things to happen, in his mind he's thinking "SAY SOMETHING COOL OR IT WON'T WORK!"

That's a big horn tho

Post the edit with him in the showdown against Kira

>tfw your "buddy" is gone forever without a trace

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>tfw the last you saw of your "buddy" was bloodied and missing a hand

>tfw there is no face

He was TRAINING Josuke

Watcha thinkgen about Jotaro?

>Gaaaaaaawd, why do i have to go to this stupid adventure to find some dump serial killer
>I could be fucking a dolphin right now uuuugh

I've always wondered why he suddenly showed up and started giving exposition on Kira.

I would FUCK girl killer queen

as long as girl-kira sits in another room or on the other side of a wall or something that'd be kinda weird

actually if you fugged a stand would the user feel it?

>he told those whores off because he wanted to be the first to suck Kira's cock
DEEP

>Not having a threesome with a hot female stand user and it's stand

Users feel everything else that happens to their Stand so yes, they would.

Well duh, you think I want to jack off some pathetic little chodes like Kars has?

I guess you could suck all of them at once.

it's more the personality than the looks

kira still crazy, KQ is just a stand it don't have feelings

Holy shit we connected Kira so many times to this movie how could I not notice this too

>Not killing them and chopping off their hands when your nails grow long enough.

>Stands dont have feelings
You monster, there are stands in THIS VERY THREAD right now.

>female
If you were truly straight you wouldn't be here

>my feet hurt
>I wanna ORA something
>I wish I was at an aquarium right now
>I wonder how Jolyne's doing

One of them looks like Aya

Mind=blown.

prove me wrong standfucker

punch-ghosts are subhuman

Killer Queen here, ask me anything!

It's not gay if you say no homo user

GUREITO save Josuk'

What's ur dick look like

Did Kira ever use those hands as onaholes?

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Your Thoughts?

Would it moan like a girl or meow?

i just like punch-ghosts nigga

Handjobs.

Why does Pucci have Jos8ke's face?

Fuck you tiny fleshfag

it would probably be completely silent the entire time, just staring at you

Kinda like this.

Yes, although it's only at the end of every month.

>purrs and nyas~ of pleasure

>Killer Queen lifts its loincloth and uses its hand-dick to strangle Josuke

Are you like a hyper echidna or some shit?

>"Why is there so much gay shit on your wall, user?"

Where can I get that Stone Ocean poster?
I need it

Absolutely 100% confirmed this time.

26 - RPS Kid is Coming 1-6 (6)
27 - Yoshikage Kira's New Life 2 / I Am An Alien 1-3 (4)
28 - I Am An Alien 4-6 / Highway Star 1 (3.5)
29 - Highway Star 1-6 (5.5)
30 - Highway Star 7-8 / The Cat Who Loved Kira 1-2 (4)
31 - The Cat Who Loved Kira 4-6 (4)
32 - The Man on the Tower 1-6 (6)
33 - Enigma Boy 1-6 (6)
34 - My Dad is Not My Dad 1-2 / Cheap Trick 1-3 (5)
35 - Cheap Trick 4-6 / Another One Bites the Dust 1 (4)
36 - Another One Bites the Dust 2-6 (5)
37 - Another One Bites the Dust 7-10 / Crazy Diamond is Unbreakable 1-2 (6)
38 - Crazy Diamond is Unbreakable 3-8 (6)
39 - Crazy Diamond is Unbreakable 9 / I'll Jog Your Memory / The Guardian Angel of Morioh / Goodbye Morioh; Golden Hearts (4)

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>silently purring at you with that same blank expression it always has

D I C K

Part Killer, Part Queen.

I picked it up at Dragoncon 2014,sorry that I cannot give you an exact place to get it at

Oh fuck that's even better

I will forever hate the person who made this for not making it 1080p

I wouldn't mind if Kira just settles in and becomes a normal person for the rest of his life. And make Shinobu happy. And tolerate Hayato somewhat.

Too bad that'll never happen because he's a goddamn psychopath.

This would be ideal. Really wish they didn't fuck around so much in the first cour and most of the second one, otherwise we would have had a lot more breathing room for pacing.

jojosbizarrerp.proboards.com/
Any anons been here? How autistic is it?

Well.... nothing is impossible user

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Is Killer Queen yandere?

>not wanting Kira to be a goddamn psychopath

What there will be left to love?

We will never hear:

>Hayato:"Motherfucker!"
>Kira:"Yes?~"

>Can I role play villains?
>Yes, you can.
>Villains will ALWAYS play to lose.
>This isn't PvP, it's community storytelling.

It's good that they don't allow the 'I stab u through the chest killign u instantly' crap, but that's going to be one shithouse 'story' if there's no chance of any of the villains winning at any point.

It's a shame that we never got to see what became of the Kawajiris after Part 4, woulda been cool to see an aged Hayato show up in later parts

Only if we get this

2 DAYS TILL JOSHU'S STUPID FACE GETS IMPALED WITH A CHAIR

>What happened to Kira?
>Who could ever hurt him?
>Hes such a quiet guy, couldn't hurt a fly
>I think he even let himself get molested on a train once
>I'm sorry Kira, I couldn't protect you
>But I can avenge you!

Yeah I don't know where I'm going with this.

Jelous kitty kat

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This post is always gold

>Distressed at the sudden and violent loss of his quiet friend, the guy decides to take a new job in a bid to help people
>He becomes an ambulance driver

He's a ghostbuster now so it's all good.

I can't blame him for what he did desu, Kaato is actually pretty fucking hot.

Isn't that his mom. What'd he do that for.

I'm 12 and I haven't read Jojolion what is this?

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YAMEROOOOO

Introduction to my new h-doujin.

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He said something like "If you're my real mom then let me suck on those tits"

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R-really user? *unzips dick*

It's from the spoilers from the new chapter. Basically she comes home after 15 years in prison and her family doesn't recognise her and they think it's a random woman in their house. Joshu decides to fuck with her and says that if she's really his mother to let him 'suck on her fat tits' (this is fucking verbatim what he says on the next page). She stabs him through the mouth with a chair and starts crying and tells them all she's going back to her hotel because they're all awful. Norisuke wonders who let her into the house and Jobin says that he did, and Norisuke then looks incredibly concerned. Chapter ends. 3 days until the full chapter is out.

200% MUH FETISH

I'd at least hope that the DiU gang sticks around to support him, what with no father around anymore.
Then maybe he grows even more as a person and teams up with a grown up Shizuka on their own adventure.
And Kira from Dead Man's Questions helps them along

Legit this is what he actually says. Joshu has entered absolute madman territory now.

>Joshuu being a shitter for no real reason
Don't know what I was expecting.

Fucking hell. I won't blame her if she decides to kill them all, what the fuck Joshu

>"If you're my real mom then let me suck on those tits"
NOBODY CAN STOP HIM!

No, it really doesn't.

Is Araki a westaboo

Could he have learned to love?

Or at least learn to control his murderous urges?

So wait, for all the times I heard Joshuu been brought up and all the screen shots he seemed to be this pathetic anti-social sociopath loser we had his "girl" taken away from him, now he's an absolute madman badass who walks up to girls and says "let me suck on those tits" like the most alpha fucker on the planet.


WHAT IS GOING ON!?

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have you read any translation of Part 5 that isn't the English one

Probably not

Love? Yes.

Control his urges? No. In fact, the superpower the Arrow gave him, the desire manifested as a new ability, was just another way for him to get away with murder and defeat those meddling kids.

No.

He was really trying, but he did not have enough time to learn to love

He's slowly going from beta fuckwit to ABSOLUTE MADMAN and it's actually pretty hilarious.

Hes gone nuclear

Or maybe...

New Thread:

With his urges? No.
At least he didn't turn into a rock/book.

Last time you said that, retard, you were claiming AHF was 2 weeks.

Fuck you.

Not with Hayato around, no.

Hes growing up in a strange way. after he almost drowned in a literal sea of money, he aint taking no more shit. Hes ready to rumble and theres no if ands or butts about it.

Not a translation.

If he had managed to eliminate Josuke and party, would he have killed his new family and gone back to living alone? Assuming he could get away with his family disappearing

For real this time, I promise.

Yass

I bet Yoshihiro would've found a way to fuck that up for Kira and completely blow his cover

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I found the worst reactors yet.

youtube.com/watch?v=c1CkXwfkT88

These fucks actually laughed when Shigechi's soul was shown ascending.

>David Productions could totally add in like two scenes that make this canon
>one small moment of the guy in the ambulance quietly talking to a friend saying that he left his job after his friend died
>then one moment where he gets out of the ambulance and reveals himself
>it would take little to no effort and it would actually make Kira's death even better
>even give in some thematic closure since that guy was the one who sort of introduced the readers to Kira
MAKE IT HAPPEN DP

and according to himself he let himself go, now try picture SWOLE Kira on his prime

im sorry, but i actually laughed when shigechi died.

Evangelion is totally just what happened to mars senpai. that shit got fucked and Anno knows earth is next

To be honest Araki portrayal of Kiras peaceful life seems really honest true peace is something that can never really happen unless you leave everyone alone and don't do anything conflict and waves of disruption will always find a way to rock the boat, and no matter what simply existing or doing anything will cause problems for someone or yourself. Kira probably understands this so he does what brings him personal peace and is willing to do anything to protect it which admirable in a way because he found it and seeks keep it that way sacrificing whatever he needs to secure his own personal peace because even if your a good person peace isn't secured or guarantied for you. You have to fight and deal with any of the conflicts presented.

I think that's part of why I admire Kira so much. He's found the one thing in life that truly makes him happy, and I'm honestly a little jealous of that.

What the fuck is wrong with Joshu? What sort of brain problems does he have? This isn't even your regular garden variety autism.

He suffers from "best boy" disease

I mean I won't deny that he's an amazing character and an absolute riot to watch in action, but I just want to know what's his malfunction.