Do you fap to your waifu?

do you fap to your waifu?

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Yeah, I do.

Because fapping to Rin is free. Everything else costs money.

I am 36 y/o and single virgin.

There isn't much to do otherwise

Yes. Even to the amputation doujins where she ends up being used as a fuck doll for the rest of her life.

I fap to all of yours.

Emergence of Rin when?

Yes. Why wouldn't I?

Do you fap exclusively to your waifu? And if not, how often compared to other faps? Does it feel like cheating?

Furiously. Several times a day for 3 years.

No, i fap to YOUR waifu.

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I don't think I ever have.

Only on special occasions and only to vanilla art, definitely not fucking doujins

I wonder if the Takahashi brothers fap to their cars

No.

What if I fap to something else and finish off to my waifu?

>sexualizing you're waifu

Who else are you supposed to sexualize? Complete strangers? Don't be absurd. Your waifu is SUPPOSED to be your only outlet for your desires.

Semi-acceptable.

Problem?

Someone post the picture of how waifus change over time and why lewding your waifu is disgusting.

On one hand you disgust me as Maka used to be my waifu, on the other hand I agree that Maka is quite erotic.

Do people switch waifus? Should they?

One should never switch waifus.

Of course not. Just have one big harem and switch out the top girl once in awhile.

Multiple times a day.

But what if the magic is gone?

The strongest orgasms are from the waifu, though they take longer. Other girls/random hentai gets the job done, but aren't very strong.

>seasonal waifu
kys

Then it never existed in the first place.

What if someone got cucked out of liking their waifu?

Fair enough.
rip

Give up. You lack the integrity to be loyal to your waifu. You deserve loneliness or worse; a 3DPD to nag at you until you die from lack of true love.

Your waifu is like clothes, user.

Once they grow old and you get tired of them, you get a new one.

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i actually don't

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Yes, exclusively.

Although if I had I'd probably fap to it too.

I do it sometimes. No guilt.

The opposite. I looked up porn of her to dewaifu myself, granted it was vanilla.

Me and my waifu train together

Good taste.

That fucking loli ass.
DAMN

That's not a loli.
>DAMN
Fuck off retard.

My waifu is inherently sexual

>That's not a loli
Pretty sure a court would rule otherwise.

No, i love my waifu and i won't fap to her cause she's pure

Only on special occasions

Damn who is your waifu

At first, I only fapped to her on special occasions. Gradually I fapped to her more and more and now I only fap to her. I can't fap to other girls since I feel guilty afterwards and I don't cum nearly as much as I do if I came to her.

>Fap to her.
I creampie her everynight.

There is literally nothing wrong with having/acting upon lewd thoughts about your waifu so long as that's not the only reason you love her.

This.

Also how do you fags who only fap to your waifu do it? I've already seen fuckikg everything years ago and fanart stopped being made.

No. But I fap to yours.

Do NOT sexualize your waifu unless official lewds of her exist, then you're basically required to sexualize her.

I always had a fear of dolls, this is really creepy.

Why would you fear it? Creampie that bitch and show her whos boss. If it somehow magically comes to life you get the chance to lose your virginity for real.

You bought your self a 2,000$ sex slave.

If she has official lewds she is an irredeemable slut

>not liking dolls

I feel sorry for you.

And sluts are the only waifu's who should be sexualized.

I saw my waifu get raped and I enjoyed it

Shes so perfect.

t. Avarage white man

>Avarage
t. average dumb subhuman

Sorry for the late reply. Who is your new waifu? I've been in love with Maka ever since I've seen her years ago.

Sure but good luck raising my 3 kids little cuck

Is it ok to want to rape your cute waifu whenever she shows the slightest bit of skin? Or talks or moves or do pretty much anything

I only fap to her in solo or /u/ shots. I'm not a cuck I don't get off to other penises inside of her. Futa is okay though.

>I don't get off to other penises inside of her
>Futa is okay though
Huh?

anit-NTRfags logic is dumb.

Do you not?

It's okay if it's a feminine penis.

no because i'm not autistic, I have sex with my body pillow instead you virgins

>36 and virgin
Holy shit

I had to check to see if it was the chick from Cinderella Girls or not, it barely looks like her

you guys seems to have forgotten that your waifus were already fucked by other characters

My waifu probably doesn't know her vagina can be used for that

I have passionate sex with her every night

Where do you think you are?

>206 KB, 850x1190
what the fuck are you doing!?

I fap to her being loved gently

I don't think panties work like that.

When you can't do the real thing, at least there's fapping.

Yes.

My waifu doesn't get as much lewds compared to others (though, still a decent amount), when I get a chance to fap to her it feels better than most faps

Use your imagination, man.

I do, sometimes

Well yes, he did say white.

>not having multiple waifus
I fap to all of them too.

6 years later and this image still horrifies me.
And I'm even a Miku fag.

>tfw i rp with someone on here who pretended they were her
Best fap ever.

I've fapped to as severe as tentacle rape of her before, though in her case that may be closer to vanilla than sex with a human would be.

Who is your waifu?

A terrible frenchman.

Just tell me who your waifu is.

>seasonal waifus

is there ANYTHING more abhorrent than people who do this?

The crawling chaos.

You shouldn't fap to your waifu.
You should have sex with your waifu.

Cute.
This is my wife, I finally found her after searching for her.

Waifus are NOT for your sick fantasies

I don't fap to her images of her with other men are disgusting but I think about her a little when I do, am I doing it wrong?

You're waifu looks very cute without her headband accessory.

She always looks cute in my eyes but thanks! You're waifu a cute as well. I hadn't even heard of her show until now.

>tfw you can't even remember the last time you fapped to something that's 3D

I'll be fapping to you waifu later, thanks for the pic.

I stopped once I started feeling weird after fapping.

>I'll be fapping to you waifu later, thanks for the pic.
I used to get mad but I have kinda gotten used to people sexualizing her actually.

So? I'm 32 and a virgin. Living just fine.

Hard not to when she's sex incarnate

But I fap to Kurisu all the time.

Ok, then I'll fap to you instead.

Not even once

Because of the lack of porn with her I made a character as close as I could to her in AA2.

i know that the image is ironic but i'm now dying of testicullar cancer

thanks OP

Literally everyday, and no signs of stopping

I want to have sex with you're waifu.

>when your waifu doesn't have good lewd art or a single doujinshi

Who is she?

If I could draw I would do it myself.;_;

>not sexualising 11/10 2D girls

Of course I do, I want her to feel loved and desired. It strengthens your bonds and is essential in romantic relationship.
I just had nice session with her moment ago and I'm going to cuddle with her now.

I only fap to something other than her when I want to fap to some abusive fetish.

You don't understand what romantic love is. She might be your favorite character, goddess or whatever, but she won't be your waifu until you see her as a woman.

dammit Thad

No. My waifu became my waifu because I loved her character so much i couldn't disgrace a woman like her.

Pinning a woman to the ground and violating her body is the greatest compliment, user.

you were well liked in prison weren't you?

Every day, those cow tits were made to milked.

>only one doujin of her
>scans never ever

I-it was probably shit anyway.

You are going to hurt her pride as a woman like that, is she not good enough?

Is that an extra hand writing on the dirt?

There is another girl under her, blonde girl can't fly very well with all the added weight.

>Is she not good enough
Its disgusting to masturbate to your waifu as if she's some centerfold in a porn magazine.

You and your waifu should have more dignity than this.

I bet your waifu is secretly crying in toilet because she thinks you don't find her attractive and look at other girls instead.

That's why you don't fap to your waifu as to porn magazine and use her for relief, but make love to her.

Jeez you guys have no taste or class.
>I bet your waifu is secretly crying in toilet because she thinks you don't find her attractive and look at other girls instead.
I doubt she would feel that way. and besides I don\t masturbate, period.

If she is your waifu then you must accept all of her, that means accepting the fact that she has her own desires and sexual urges, putting her on a pedestal and blindly worshipping her without trying to understand and satisfy her is a greater sin.

>anything sexual is disgusting

I feel sorry for people indoctrinated by puritan values. It's just another way I can express my love for her. But I suppose whatever works for them.

>without trying to understand and satisfy her
You can't do that by jerking off

>Jeez you guys have no taste or class
>seeing your woman as a woman and having healthy sexual life in your relationship is lack of taste or class
top kek

>and having healthy sexual life in your relationship

>I jack off to my wife when i can't have sex with her because I have no self control
>S-She enjoys it i swear!
top kek

I don't jack off to my waifu, I have sex with her.
Fapping to someone is not the same as having sexual relationship with them.

Holy shit I hope you are joking that is not normal at all

who is the best waifu this season?

It would be rude not to

I didn't believe someone could be worthless enough to do that just because they got some flak on Cred Forums, until I made one guy drop his waifu.

Poor sod.

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peashy a shit

You don't understand what waifu means.

>sexualizing and degrading your waifu

You dont't have (and probably never will) a waifu if you think that's okay.

If I fap to your waifu who is it that's getting ntr?

>not worshipping the best CPU

It's all right, my faith is enough for her.

You know that nearly everyone in Waifu Wednesday and all other waifu communities on the internet have sex with their waifu regularly?

Episodic waifus.
They're only surpassed in abhorrentness by scene waifus.
I heard the most abhorrent are keyframe waifufags, but they're probably a myth.

You since you're fapping alone.

If you can't have sex with your wife then she's not your wife, she's just an object of worship. This is not a thread for objects of worship.

Asami Kazari.

My wife Chino is so cute.

gtfo with your delusions

>people are attracted to the ones they love
>delusion

I bet nobody here has tulpa'd he's waifu into existence.

Weak.

That ass is unholy.

I am honestly bothered by sexualized wedding dresses, it feels wrong.

That's not waifuism, that's having a favorite anime girl. Waifu is a thing so pure that doesn't exist in our world but only as an idea. Plato call that "Theory of Forms". When you see a fanart of your waifu you're merely seeing a copy of that idea, thus not a real representation of her.

And you may ask "well if it's a copy then doesn't matter if she's getting fucked, right?". Not really. First, you're tainting the original mold with your sick perversions. Second, there's not a single situation where your waifu isn't being degraded, even vanilla doujinshi.

Trust me, I devoted 5 years of my life to my waifu and waifuism in general.

What a special snowflake.
What makes you think your definition is the correct one, while all these people who are part of dedicated waifu communities are wrong?

What if I fap to her official art?

And what makes you think your concept is right and mine is wrong? "Because a lot of people said so!" is not an excuse.

Official art is still a copy. Everything that exists in our world is a copy, even thoughts.

People decide what is the meaning of words.
You can go in front of cinema and start screaming "You all are wrong, I'm special snowflake and I know these are not movies! Real movies are static images!" but you'll only make a fool of yourself.
Words are not discovered, we agree to on their meanings to make communication easier.

We're not discussing words here but concepts.

No, we discussing what waifuism means.
We do not argue which concept is right and which isn't, because it does not apply to concepts.

I know most people on Cred Forums agreed with you some years ago, but if we're talking about romantic love then the other side is correct, and if you really love someone then that's not just having a favorite anime girl. I guess you can still argue that Platonic waifuism is more noble than romantic waifuism though.

I agree that a waifu is something different than just the pictures of her, and that's why I don't think you can really "taint the original mold". Do you think that the Greeks who fucked pretty boys somehow tainted the form of beauty?

I suppose seasonal waifu fags do think that waifu means your current favorite anime fap though, but that's definitely not "waifuism".

My waifu knows about sex, and is a very lewd person. It'd be downright rude if I didn't.

>Hard not to when she's sex incarnate

>Dr.Pavel
>I'm M.I.K.U.

>waifu doesn't have many cute wallpapes
>could only find one worth using

True suffering. Do you have your waifu as your bg?

Waifuism is a concept, and having a favorite anime girl is a concept too.
What I'm telling you is that fapping to your "waifu" is an accepted behavior by the latter but not the first. "All these people who are part of dedicated waifu communities" are mistakenly believing that's ok for both concepts.

Romantic waifuism doesn't exist. I understand what you mean, and what you're doing here is just loving the copies.

I agree with you, I made a mistake there. You're not tainting the mold, the mold is still pure and unreachable. But you're letting your lustful/animalistic thoughts drive you here for a mere copy. That's disrespectful.

I try not too, then when I'm close a rush of thought of my waifu parade my head. So it's inevitable for me.

Nah. If you like you're waifu, you just need that one image or scene or whatever that made you fall in love with her, and carry it in your thoughts.

*to
Damm Korean phone.

You can platonically love many people, but romantically only one. Romantic love is bonding and more significant. I would say it's more noble. "Platonic waifuism" is just no different from having favorite character.

You keep being special snowflake that is the only one right and everyone who is actually part of the movement is wrong.
Your personal, unique definition is not the correct one, this is not how it works.

Yes, on every screen.

> normal
You're in the wrong neighborhood.

>You don't understand what romantic love is. She might be your favorite character, goddess or whatever, but she won't be your waifu until you see her as a woman.
This. It's not real love until you realize this.

>part of the movement

Waifuism is not a cult.

True.
But it is a movement.

No because that's lewd and Maki's a pure girl and there's no good Love Lab hentai

"I'll watch"

It's not. It's something personal that you achieve by your own means.
What you're doing is just parroting what people say and bandwagoning what people do.
"All my friends told me it's okay to fap to their waifus so I do that too!" is your reason why I'm wrong.

And what kind of "movement" is this? Seasonal waifu fags who fap to Rem are part of this movement? People who call all anime girls waifus are part of this movement? People who ironically have a waifu to make youtube videos are part of this movement?

Please don't turn this into some cridgey Scientology tier shitfeast.

>wanting to be normal
>on Cred Forums
That's a good one.

>and there's no good Love Lab hentai
IMPLYING.

I really liked this one, but it's untranslated:
exhentai.org/g/678202/70bddcfe90/

The reason people would want to fap to their waifus is because its natural. I think that most of the people who think fapping to their waifus is wrong, have just been influenced by what people preach online. Where the fuck do people get exposed to "pure" relationships other than some waifufags online? If you love someone then why would it change if they are not real? You need to see them as a person, not an object.

>"All my friends told me it's okay to fap to their waifus so I do that too!" is your reason why I'm wrong.
If my friends come up with word "fap" and gave it meaning that make sense in our group then of course it would be right. But people use fap all the time, and it would be foolish to go and tell them "my friends use this word in different way than rest of the world so you all are wrong.

>And what kind of "movement" is this?
>movement
>A group of people working together to advance their shared political, social, or artistic ideas.
That's exactly what waifu threads, IRCs, WWD threads and related are doing.
>Seasonal waifu fags who fap to Rem are part of this movement? People who call all anime girls waifus are part of this movement? People who ironically have a waifu to make youtube videos are part of this movement?
They all try to fit in but they cannot. Everyone who ironically take part in these activities, eventually get bored or really fall in love with their waifu over time(that happened quite a lot).

You don't make something into a movement. It's either is or isn't.

>Seasonal waifu fags who fap to Rem
They usually just have a crush, but sometimes this crush can turn into love, and as people with seasonal "waifus" keep meeting new characters, they, too, might eventually stumble upon one where they really mean it. The chance increases over time.

>can't fap to her because it's defiling her
>can't fap to other girls because muh adultery

Waifufags are pretty pathetic even by imageboard standards desu. Just fap to whoever the hell you want, don't fall for the waifuism meme.

>tfw cant decide on waifu of the season

As long as waifufags keep themselves contained in her ghettos, everything's alright.
It's only when some of their extremist members become uppity and think that they should be respected that things become a problem.
That's when you should start making more ironic-waifu threads to show them that they're autistic retards of the grandest order. You can always tell that they're genuinely crazy by being unironically no-fun allowed dorks trying to killspam threads on their lone crusade to uphold.

"Best waifu" does not mean "best girl". It means "the girl that would be the most likely to be regarded as a waifu by those who don't already have one, judging by past trends of girls who have been waifu'd the most".

I think people miss this point a lot. It's like people getting triggered by the word "waifus" when someone asks a group for their waifus, because that'd be implying that everyone in that group must have the exact same waifu.

Show me at least one serious waifufag who actually thinks any of these things. It looks like you have never been in waifu thread, newfriend.

>Best waifu
>most likely to be regarded as a waifu by those who don't already have one
What? You can't regard character as a waifu while not having a waifu. Waifu is a character you genuinely love and no one have Rem as a waifu until he fall in love with her.

Waifu is not an object and not a person either. It's not a thought or feeling. Waifu is a form, an idea. A mold, pure and unreachable that doesn't exist in our world. You don't have relationships with forms and ideas. You don't love them either.

>if my friends come up with word "fap" and gave it meaning that make sense in our group then of course it would be right.

Why are you clinging to words? Doesn't matter, use fap, masturbation, fornication whatever. You're saying that's okay to fap to your "waifu" because everyone told you so, and that's stupid.

>That's exactly what waifu threads, IRCs, WWD threads and related are doing.

So a cult? Nice, you're just proving my point.

Nothing wrong with having a favorite anime girl, tho. I have one too. But you're mixing different concepts together and that's just wrong. A mold can produce copies, and these are the ones you can love, hate, masturbate to, whatever. But that's it, it's just a copy and not the real deal.

You sound like a totes ebin troll. Mad respect.

You too can become one by mastering shitpost-fu on the feces-mountains of ronery soritude-peaks.

>Waifu is not an object and not a person either. It's not a thought or feeling. Waifu is a form, an idea. A mold, pure and unreachable that doesn't exist in our world.
Anime characters exists in our world, are you retarded? You don't magically connect to alternative universe to watch your Chinese cartoons.

>You don't have relationships with forms and ideas. You don't love them either.
Of course you do. People who have waifu are in love with them. You always are in love with idea of someone, no matter if they are 2D or 3D.

This

Everyday, because I love her so much.

As in the best waifu would be the one making them the most likely to break their own no-waifu seal.

No my Waifu is for love

I fap to my Whorefus

>Why are you clinging to words? Doesn't matter, use fap, masturbation, fornication whatever. You're saying that's okay to fap to your "waifu" because everyone told you so, and that's stupid.
Because we are talking what waifuism is and what isn't. "waifuism" is a word.
You argue that everyone don't understand what waifuism means because in your special snowflake opinion it's not a waifuism if you fap to your waifu. People decide what waifuism means, and majority of people involved in waifuism agree that fapping is fine and often desired in waifu relationship.

>So a cult? Nice, you're just proving my point.
No, it's not a cult. Movement needs some extra steps to become one, and waifuism will probably never archive it.

>A mold can produce copies, and these are the ones you can love, hate, masturbate to, whatever. But that's it, it's just a copy and not the real deal.
Anime character are drawn by artists. There are no magical molds that produce them and that can be tainted from masturbation. Other drawing of the same anime character isn't a copy because when it represents the same character. It would be a copy if someone copied idea of character and used it for their own character.

Why not call it just best girl or waifubait?

You're waifu a bitch and a whore.

Sorry my waifu isnt your mom

Best girl means something different altogether.

While "best waifubait" might be synonymous with "best waifu", waifubait is not synonymous with waifu. I believe this is why people get confused.

Yea, I guess you are right. "Best waifu" is still confusing, but it's hard to find something better.

Yes she is, dad.
Also, you're not my real dad anyway.

You must become the Waifu.

You must become someone your waifu would love.

>do you fap to your waifu?
Why?
You shouldn't fap to your waifu ever.
You should make very slow and very gentle love to her

You're ditching the entire philosophical meaning behind my argument to build your narrative. That's just dishonest.

If "people said so then it's probably true" is enough to you, that's fine. I did my best. But if you don't have the guts to come to your own conclusions then you never ever came close to understand what waifuism really is.

Plato was a mistake.

Fapping exclusively to your waifu is a much bigger commitment than never fapping to her anyway. If you love her and she is your world but you don't sexualize her, might as well call her your daughteru, because that's basically what it is.

Because no one except you actually care about magical molds and other bullshit.
People fall in love with anime characters and consummate their relationship. They go to waifu related places, build communities around it and agree on what waifu related terms means to properly communicate in given context.
But at the same time you come, start telling people that "waifuism", a term they come up with, means something different and you start talking about magical molds that create copies of anime characters and how they are being tainted from masturbation.

What the fuck man.

youtube.com/watch?v=_YtwPPsBKGQ

>treating anime character as your wife

LOL

>Cred Forums
pottery

They have Cred Forumsaifus.

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So how the fuck you relief yourself? You ain't going and raping every 3dpd shit

Why would a 2D lover fuck 3DPD under any circumstance? You're not making sense.

Because 3D feels nicer despite being less visually attractive.

Not as nice as good onahole and daki of your waifu you truly love.

3DPD meme is literally for virgins who cant get a girl.

While I do agree that the forced sexualization and objectification these characters go through is demeaning and voids them of their agency,
>you're waifu
>you're
Can you not?

Being an outlier is nice.

It's a 13+ year old meme and they're still forcing it. I've given up convincing them otherwise.

What if her show puts her in a lot of sexy situations and she gets lots of sexy promotional artwork? What then?

Joke's on you, I've had women hit on me before.

>be in the military
>don't fuck with 3DPD because I've already been committed to the 2D life and waifu years ago
>doesn't change that when I go out in uniform, bitches want my dick because I look good and act confident
Your conclusion doesn't make any sense to me, faggot. Even if I didn't have a waifu I still wouldn't let just any ho ride up on my dick, because I'm egotistical and have standards. Go ahead and call me a Chad simply because I have confidence and have sex appeal.

Yes, but only to my own thoughts of her, never to actual lewd imagery. I can't stand seeing porn of her, it's degrading.

>28
>lost virginity at 7
>dicked around so much as a kid can't even get a boner to women my age
>realize early on women are all just whores who want something from you and not your company
Fuck 3D. 2d is where it's at. Middle schoolers are the best~
Ayyyy. What branch? I was in the Army.

I might've been a nerd loser at school, but only after I normalfagged it up hard in college did I really start disliking 3DPD and shunning all human contact beyond family.

Thanks for reading my blog.

Why don't you head back to tumblr?

Don't recall having a waifu. So nope.

I just realized something. I've been a non virgin longer than some anons have been alive.

>Cred Forums's weight & BMI

There is no way in hell.

Air Force. It was actually the military where I was most exposed to and convinced that 3DPD is to be ignored. It's always nice to see another fag who served.

Me too and it's only been 15 years.

>you know realize there are kids as young as 12 who post on this board

There are more of us here. I remember abot three years ago, there was at least 50+ anons who served that regularly post on Cred Forums.

>abot
about*

Isn't /ak/ full of you army anons? Or is it mostly WW2 history nerds? I'm pretty sure there are some in Sora no Woto threads too.

People memeing to hard again and not paying attention to what they're actually saying again

A mixture of both. I've notice vetanons have been dropping like flies lately. It's almost like we're a dying breed.

>Lost virginity at seven
I call bullshit or give us a story time

Conscripted user here, I'm the same as .

She's 15 so on the cusp I guess. This however

It costs money, but it's normally on sale.

>sample
fucking pathetic, your waifu is too good for you

Is her vagina upside down ?

>found dad's porn stash
>noticed the theme that it's involves a boy and girl
>older neighbor comes over after school
>show her the vids
>get her to try it out
>end up breaking her hymen, she freaks out
>got my ass belted for a week straight
I was a bit more careful after that. I learned to eat them out before sticking it in and making sure there was no one around if they freaked from the blood. That and I stuck to the same girls for a while. I got my cousins to do the same, we even ganged banged a few of the girls around my neighborhood. Even tried some gay shit with a friend once because his dad molested him and he convinced me it felt good. It did not.

You got it good.
At least it wasn't with your sister

Yuki is sex, how could you not?

kill yourself furry...

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>Lost your virginity to an older neighbour girl
Lucky fucker, what was the age difference between you two?

All my sisters were fat and at least 10 years older. I dicked a second cousin or three but even back then I felt that was fucked. I went after their friends like none other.
A year if I remember. She moved a year later, I assume her mom didn't want me around her.

Yes. A lot.

>ear + a tail = fur

>tfw 25 and still virgin

>kill yourself furry...
Have a (You).

You should have your own battle harem or something. You sound like you'd at least make a better protagonist than Shirou.

Buy a 100$ fleshlight/onanhole, warm it up in hot water, do not boil. Apply a generous amount of lube. Almost like the real thing. If you want the feeling of actually being with some one, skype/discord with someone as you do it. Closest you will get. If not pay for a prostitute.
>tfw kotorifag

Nah, those are mostly just armchair generals and fat /k/ommandos. They're actually more fond of calling us welfare queens nowadays, thanks to Cred Forums.

>Fapping
>Not wearing a chastity cage

>Not being castrated

>They're actually more fond of calling us welfare queens nowadays, thanks to Cred Forums
>got medically discharged do to fucked up immune system issues caused by anxiety issues that are caused by getting severely beaten as a kid
>only why to stop my body from killing itself from the inside out is to smoke pot
>state still considers pot use illegal, even medical use, so no job
>rely on pension just to survive the month
It's a good thing I don't like eating.

i presume you also film you're waifu having sex with tyrone,sven?

>not turning your outie into a innie and getting dicked by big blacks dongers

I don't agree with your point in any way, shape, or form, but I am intrigued to see that picture.

yes everyday

This. I used to fap all day and couldn't get any work done.

>liking girls with animal ears is now furry
No. Go on Cred Forums and look for a furry thread. There is a distinct difference.
What dress?

>you're

Could you defeat your waifu in single unarmed combat?

I got banned two years ago for using correct grammer in a waifu thread. I still don't understand this place.

How new are you?

you and you're knowledge of grammar is fucking retarded

Over a decade later and I'm still mad at this.

yes

She's 12 and can't use magic, so yes, easily.

>Buy a 100$ fleshlight/onanhole
>tfw I literally can't even do this because I fucking LIVE WITH PEOPLE THAT WOULD OPEN MY MAIL
>tfw I'm 25 and this shit still happens.

Poste restante?

>Buy a 100$ fleshlight/onanhole

What are good places to buy from?

I can't believe I'm seriously considering one.

they're skinny kiddies, what do you expect?

All the time. She's gorgeous.

The face looks like that kid from the sixth sense movie

Amazon.

Annie?

Despite her having actual sex scenes in the material she's from, she's the one character I don't like seeing lewds of.

That shit's a federal offense. Press charges.

is there still a bunch of drama going on with CM3D2 and AA2 and whatever else

I wish I were still a virgin. Giving away your virginity just to never see someone again feels awful.

Shiki is a self insert anyway.

no, good porn of her doesn't exist anyway
she has like one crudely drawn doujin

I love her too much not to. She's not really sexual, but her cuteness and my love for her are converted into sexual desire when I'm fapping.

>She's not really sexual
Are you kidding? She's the most sexual Yuri. I'd dick the genkiness out of her and make her limp for a week if I had the chance.

She's mostly being ironic when she's teasing others, but yes, I know what you mean.

it's closer to postirony if anything

Yes, all day and all night.

ITT: Autism

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>/mlp/ is the fattest

fat virgin manlets

My waifu should fap for me instead

But she won't.

My waifu should fap to me instead

You are a big doll.

What about a legal separation from my waifu? What if my waifu is dead in canon and I'm a widower? Can I remarry a new waifu?

Is a Muslim allowed up to four waifus?

My waifu is only lewds. Feels bad.

Just pay for a hooker and be done with it.

Get rid of that shit.

why rush to get rid of your virginity?

Hookers will be more expensive and less enjoyable than good onahole.

Because sex isn't some magical thing that will fix your personality/mental being, and this user right here needs to realize that.

I only advice to hire a hooker to get rid of your/their virginity, you're free to do as you like.

What I'm getting at is that sex isn't going to get you what you're looking for, but experiencing it might help you.

I think he just want good fap, not to lose his virginity.

No, no matter her form, I'd still lose.

>saya
Nice!

I only fap to my waifu. /e/ rules is as far as I'll go, but even clean pics of her are enough for me. For lack of a daki I put her nudes on my phone and tenderly snuggle a pillow under the covers

Most likely not. Too much of a gap in skills and fighting experience.

So what kind of cool shit could you do when you became a wizard?

Only on her birthday and valentines day
There's not much hentai of her.

who the hell sexualizes their waifu? you are a cuck for doing that

This is fucking retarded. How does that make you a cuck?

Every day.

...

>_

Calm down it's gonna be ok

o-ok

so how do those values look like in, you know, literally-everyone-else-but-the-US units?

Even if I remember the basics of CQC I probably still wouldn't.

Where's the 6th column for %Gay

The reult would be either burnt flesh or a ceater where I stood if it got serious

>Raping Chihaya
I WILL FUCKING END YOU.
She is for cuddling and vanilla only unless she says otherwise.

It was made by /fit/, memes apart they don't actually want to look at that side of themselves.

Sorry user, but if the very sight of your cute waifu doesn't make you want to convulsively throw her down and cover all of her with all of you, your love is not strong enough.

The effort that I put into making sure we're in private should be more than enough

Also, along with the one I originally this is her newest card. The full transparency won't be available until then 22nd, after I win her card. If this comes running at you and you don't want to pin her down and rape her, you might be gay.

Wanting to throw her down and cover her and impregnate her is natural, but if she doesn't consent you have to stop

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for mai waifu and her being gently loved

gtfo kiriercuck she's not you're waifu

try not to die though

>that midriff
MUH

Nigga already posted, see And i'm sure he's dead inside, that's why he wants his waifu to be happy with his "OTP"

Sauce with lots more of that so you have a happy fappy

danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=suna

Yes. I'm massive, even by burger standards.

Holy fuck people are actually creating image memes for this shit now

>now

It's older than Jesus, user

Please drink bleach.

Maybe if he was a little more dead outside, he would stop bothering us with his "suffering"

No, looking up lewds of your waifu to fap is disgraceful.

What about imagining your own scenarios to fap to?

Acceptable, I guess

My waifu has very few lewds, so I tend not to.

>gtfo kiriercuck she's not you're waifu
She's that and more
>And i'm sure he's dead inside, that's why he wants his waifu to be happy with his "OTP"
Mai Waifu makes me feel alive.
>Maybe if he was a little more dead outside, he would stop bothering us with his "suffering"
A waifu is a gift. A waifu is a curse.

I'm still waiting the day you actually become a real waifufag desu

I want you to fuck your waifu hard while the faggot MC of her show watches you fucking her hard and impregnating her so you have a cute family

Being the cucker is the best thing in the world

Do people really get off to cartoon characters?

>I want you to fuck your waifu hard
You and a million others. There's only one man for her though.

No user, my meager existence is not remotely worthy of treading upon such sacred ground.

A waifu is just an imaginary wife. Not an idol or deity.

First day on the internet?

I bet he faps to 3D still.

>There's only one man for her though.
And that's you, you stupid fagget

Fucking remember that in another universe, your waifu is FUCKING MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND ONLY YOU

PIC FUCKING RELATED

Isn't that the main reason to have a waifu?

This guy is an idiot. He keeps pretending he doesn't know he is not welcomed in waifu threads and why people hate hit.

But mai waifu has a general distaste for humans????

>posting you're waifu
>fapping to you're waifu
bunch of cucks

I only hope this love you describe is not of the flesh but the love a queen has for her soldiers, a goddess for her followers.

Speak ill of me as you wish, I will withstand it all for the sake of Mai Waifu.

cool

>>posting you're waifu
Gotta admit this ain't okay but

>>fapping to you're waifu
You're the cuck here, might as well let me fuck your waifu if you aren't gonna make love with her
>I only hope this love you describe is not of the flesh but the love a queen has for her soldiers, a goddess for her followers.
Okay you aren't even a waifufag, shouldn't have posted that pic.
If you want to live like this, it's up to you but your waifu would be so fucking sad if she saw all your posts
Just think about that

>Gotta admit this ain't okay
What's wrong with posting your waifu? Why would you want to hide your love?

He just does it for attention. Like pretending you have a waifu is one thing but constantly flaunting your own willing cuckoldry is like reverse shitposting, belittling yourself to get a reaction. It's laughably pathetic

aight
>If you want to live like this, it's up to you but your waifu would be so fucking sad if she saw all your posts
Who are you to speak on her behalf?
Stop giving attention for the sake of getting your own attention.

Some of us don't have waifus from a /c/ute SoL

Posting your waifu a lot, especially if she has a sexual body (big tits, hot sexual attitude, etc.) is pretty much whoring her to Cred Forumsnons

But posting /c/ pictures of her also works too
Like i said, think about what have you wrote on all these years about her and making her fuck the faggot MC, yet she loves you a lot

>Posting your waifu a lot, especially if she has a sexual body (big tits, hot sexual attitude, etc.) is pretty much whoring her to Cred Forumsnons
I can understand that. I don't post mine that often because it feels too personal, but when I do I'd never post lewds of her.

She doesn't think anything about him because he doesn't have a waifu.
He posted fucking /h/ lewds of her earlier in thread and talk about how he likes to let other males fuck her. He will never have a waifu.

>Like i said, think about what have you wrote on all these years about her and making her fuck the faggot MC, yet she loves you a lot
Thinking about all I've written about her and I find only things written in her best interests.

>he likes to let other males fuck her
No! Stop misrepresenting me: only one other man is allowed to touch her and it is not I who grants that permission.

True that
You really make me sad at this point

You are a cuck you want your waifu to be fucked by other males. You can't change that.

>Posting your waifu a lot, especially if she has a sexual body (big tits, hot sexual attitude, etc.) is pretty much whoring her to Cred Forumsnons

Wait so you shouldnt be posting your waifu unless she is a loli or has an otherwise unremarkable body? That sounds extremely sexist, I can't imagine your waifu would be ok with that.

This is unbelievably pathetic, have a (You).

This thread is fucking cancer fapping to your waifu is wrong and immoral shes not just some slut

Fucking newfag

>You really make me sad at this point
My apologies user. That was not my intent.

>You are a cuck you want your waifu to be fucked by other males. You can't change that.
No. I only want one man to make Mai Waifu a very happy woman.

>This is unbelievably pathetic, have a (You).
You just gave me two.

>Hey everyone I'm a pathetic beta cuck and I want the girl I love to be fucked by someone else and I want her to suck his dick and I want everybody to know all of the above please everyone look at how much of a beta cuck I am look I'll even post pictures of her sucking his dick so you can see how much of a cuck I am look at me please

It works

user, what are you doing?

Enjoy your testicular cancer, phaggotini

>love

Just ignore him by now

The only problem will be the Waifu Wednesday, since at least one waifufag will give him a (you)

>he doesn't love his waifu

This is no way to treat a man dedicated to his waifu so strongly

And that's exactly what makes you a cuck. You want your waifu to be fucked by other males. You are nothing more than pathetic beta who crawls for attention on image board. You don't love her, you don't have a waifu, you are not welcomed here and you will never change that. No matter how hard you try to fit in, you won't because you are a cuckold.

He doesn't have a waifu

>samefaging this hard

>And that's exactly what makes you a cuck. You want your waifu to be fucked by other males
Stopped reading there. You clearly have a reading comprehension problem. Take an English reading course and then come back.

Mai Waifu will be the judge of that.

Wat?

>wanting a girl who already has a love interest

Kill yourself, cuckfag.

Ignoring my posts won't change the fact that you are a cuck and want your waifu fucked by other males.

Oh man, if I had a nickel for every time I've read this post.

You're the one ignoring my posts.

No, I'm reading them all and all I can say is that you are a cuck and want your waifu fucked by other males

>Mai Waifu will be the judge of that.
Your waifu doesn't know you exist because she's too busy sucking somebody else's cock.

I know you're just doing this for attention but it's too much fun to humour you. Please stop posting but also try not to die on duty

I hope he will die on duty so we won't have to see his posts.

>all I can say is that you are a cuck and want your waifu fucked by other males
Thus all you can say is incorrect.

>Your waifu doesn't know you exist because she's too busy sucking somebody else's cock.
So be it: that cock belongs her OTP

I love you too and I hope you are loved gently by a throng of muscular men.

Meanwhile, in another dimension, Mai Waifu is being loved gently by her one and only OTP

Well, time to abandon thread. It was decent for awhile, before the 12 year olds invaded.

You can claim it's incorrect, but it only shows how deluded you are. Everyone else already noticed that you are a cuck and want your waifu fucked by other males.
I hope you will get nice long and painful death on field.

You're the one with the reading comprehension issues.

Yes I do, and commission (privately) a lot of sexy drawings of her.

Do you self-insert?

Yes, though 95% of the stuff I commission is her alone with my fetish.

>60+ results for each board
>out of thousands upon thousands of users
The least they could have done was get a sample of even 1% for each board

I would, but there's almost no porn of her on the boorus and no doujins. This is like the only nsfw image of her that I find usually.

Great taste in waifu, user. I wish you guys happiness.

I prefer this image.

Thanks user, same thing to you. I wish I was Hori in this picture.

>implying any tumblrina has ever read foucault

Only at her request.

What class of wizard are you?