This is your date for the night

I would go only if she agrees to step on me.

This is your reddit for the night

losers can't be choosers

I'll take it, I guess. I think her body would be worth the jailtime.

Senjougahara disagrees. You are also wrong.

I don't care what she says, I'm going in

Muh

I'd take it. She seems like most of what I'm looking in a woman.

>most of what I'm looking in a woman
Your criteria entails being worst girl?

By criteria entails not being a loli, at least. Also, good banter, interesting personality, looks good, has a sense of humor. What do you look for in a woman user?

Really? I cancel my reservations then.

yay i get to listen to a deadpan princess compare me to her teenage vampire boyfriend all night

hopefully she'll just fucking kill me

+1+1+1+1

...

I am so happy!
Crab the best.

>putting terrible text all over the picture that is supposed to be erotic
why are nips so disgusting

Haha time, to staple my dick into her vagina.

this is dangerously autistic, even for /d/ shit

Wouldn't that hurt?

Silly user, she's not Spook, Doll or Snake

get the mace ready for this psycho bitch. She will probably abduct you when a rip off artist comes around trying to sell you shit..

spook isn't even a girl you faggot

If she didn't have Saito Chiwa's voice, would you still love her?

I'll make sure to drive her home since I have a car. Fuck walking.

What is there to gain from this?

But you just named the three best girls.

>those feet

Shaft makes amazing static backgrounds, but as soon as something has to move at more than 1 frame per second, it's fucking DeviantArt tier.

>CBT
Shit taste.

>jail time

Isn't she like 18? I'm pretty sure thats legal.

Having shit taste is illegal in Japan

Why people here dislike Senjougahara?

She's best girl in Anime

I guess most of you are moeshit lovers

Will she step on me?

>isn't shinobu

id rather take hachikuji, kanbaru, shinobu or karen please

>Spook
Gay
>Doll
Good choice
>Snake
Dude, no, just fucking no. Egomaniac bitch.

She's not my date, she's Araragi's. And I don't want to be involved into NTRing someone.

>hasen't watched more than 10 episodes of monogatari

Never mind, i think i read your post all wrong and shit.

snake is cute

I have read it and watched it.

She's still the best girl. Bee is a close second.

She's too old.

Why does Araragi say that Kizumonogatari had a bad end? He got sick abs and a free loli out of it.

What

Without a doubt BEST Monogatari

She needs another rape desu

already have plans with hachikuji

I'll have to stop being bewildered and impressed over how I managed that first.

>I have faith in my girlfriend, Hitagi Senjougahara.
>She’s not the same person she used to be.
>I’m sure she won’t demand anything too crazy!
>Although, from the moment she started calling for my lifelong obedience, it already got pretty crazy…
>“Y-Yeah, for the rest of my life. Got it. So, what do you want me to do?”
>“Call me by my name. For the rest of your life,” says Senjougahara—and her face…
>It’s simply bright red.
>“Say my name.”
>“…Huh? I say it all the time. ‘Senjougahara,’ I mean.”
>“No, I mean my first name. Without any honorifics.”
>“…”
>I see now.
>That must be something we never managed on our first date—and never managed throughout all of high school. The two of us, a pair of lovers.
>So that’s why she instated a penalty during bowling and karaoke… She was trying to create an opportunity for us to say that.
>That is indeed a lingering regret from our high school years.
>And it does indeed feel awkward to say after all this time.
>Without an opportunity like this, it’s something we may never have said—and so, I must unconditionally obey that order, for the rest of my life.
>I must continue to say that name for the rest of my life.
>And there’s nothing… I could desire more.
>There’s nothing more I could ask for.

>“Hitagi.”

>“Thank you, Koyomi.”

>Before I even have to say anything, Hitagi guesses what I’m feeling—and calls me by that name.

OWARI 3 WHEN, SHAFT?

>Shinobu is right there, listening

Because she's scary.
Like real women.

>real women
fuck off with 3d shit

No she isn't. Did you actually read Owari 3?

Why can't real women be like Hitagi

Because you're not good enough for them to be that way for you.

too busy with my imouto karen to go

No real women is capable of being that perfect

>Karen will never be your imouto
Why live lads

Must be a vampire

>No real women is
It's "no real woman is" or "no real women are".

I want to "do" Senjougahara

I want to walk home her gently

Okay.

Would be an okay show without that autistic bitch

But user, I take her on dates all the time.

Best girl, but she's already taken. I'll take Cat instead.

Is she a good gf?

What would you do user?

Take responsibility for our lovely child

not like she showed up much after bake

I'm a Cat person myself but even I agree in the series Crab is best.

>An actual real life cat fan.

How does one cultivate taste this shit?

She's got looks, an interesting and fun personality, a tragic backstory and will never have her love reciprocated. And turns into a cat once in a while.

She literally only looks good in kizu, she's almost an entirely different character.

>a tragic backstory
not really, hachikuji probably has the worst backstory.

That must be the girl from Reddit that agreed to meet up for sex.

I get the feeling that playing "pullout roulette" with Kanbaru would be risky.

She can fuck right off, Crab a shit.

>generic BDSM dirty talk instead of proper gahara-bantz
R.I.P. my boner

>She's got looks
shit taste

Going all-out to be the biggest faggot on Cred Forums, I see. Don't worry user you clinched the title already.

catfag

Wrong

Kaiki is best girl

Crabfags once again prove themselves the most autistic fanbase by far.

rude

What would a date with Hanekawa be like?

Pretty normal.

A bookshop or coffee date I can see happening.