She's homeless, Cred Forums

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If Ellen was 3D, I'd probably hate her guts. I'm happy she's homeless.

No, user-kun!

The semen goes INSIDE!

Pretty sure she isn't.

>given certain "conditions."

Oh my

SHE IS NOT FOR LEWDS
REEEEEEEE

doujin of homeless gaijin professor whoring herself to yakuza for money to fly back home when

she never makes it back

She just lost her job, there are plenty other ways she can make money, if you know what I mean.

she flew home to teach her people where to poo

She'd be arrested for giving shotas Boston blowjobs.

She can live at my house, she won't have to pay rent either, she just has to press her feet against my face for 90 minutes, 3 times a day

Our drawfags aren't Pixiv tier artists user. The Japanese just had a healthy appreciation for stultifying the foreign teacher.

Yeah I love the manga stories we came up with for her, that timelapse of her whoring herself out, while the student who had a crush on her is now in high school, she turns her head in shame and runs down a bad alleyway.

who is this

>draw some art for a textbook
>sexualized by millions of people within a week
I wonder how the artist feels about this.

Japanese are really delusional if they think they get anything but mental weeb / fat landwhale female ALTs.

I really doubt that a girl who looks like Ms Baker would lose her job is he had had hentai of her drawn by her students.

I saw Ellen 3 times yesterday.

I miss you, sensei!

This fad died really fast, didn't it?

It ended when it got kinda depressing

Why she is so perfect?

I was never depressed by it desu. She did get too popular though. But not enough to get the mainstream on the delicious cake train.

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Is it okay to like 2D of a non nip woman?

It is more than ok.

>It ended when it got kinda depressing
What happened?

So many pig-fucking faggots in this thread.

I forgot pic somehow

They'll never use her character for the books again

Wonder who could be behind this post.

Go to bed, Ellen. Also watch your mouth.

>Wonder who could be behind this post.

>Go to bed, Ellen. Also watch your mouth.
I'm writing to you from the land of 2D. I'll do as I please.

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A illustration in a English textbook for Japanese students that they worked their otaku magic on resulting in hundreds if not thousands of images of her flooding the web.

I'll take her home and let her eat eggs

I said go to bed, slut.

I still love you.

How is this different from Erin Esurance getting removed from her position

Baker hasn't been removed as far as I know.

I wouldn't say the changes of more official Baker are looking good though.

Yes.

This is why I kind of hate cosplay pictures. Mountains of make up and they still photoshop them.

There's also the fact trying to imitate drawing makes you look creepily unnatural, but yeah.

Which is kind of a shame really.

What happened to her?

She was exposed as prostitute, AV actress and having sex with students.

I used to do the teaching English thing in Japan, before the NH Ellen editions came out.

I wonder if it would've been more interesting if I had done it when this meme was at its peak.

Stop bullying Ellen-sensei.

Baker-sensei is an accurate depiction of a gaijin woman sinking into increasing sexual despair because no japanese men will holla at her so she ends up snapping one day and whispering 'ara ara, can you come give sensei a hand?' into a male student's ear, and then raping him in the supply closet.

Bullshit.

Japanese men holla at white chix all the time.

If by "holla", you mean "molest on the train".

exhentai.org/g/969660/dd5cb543e7/

They've gone too far this time

Stop this! Dont lewd the sensei!

There is literally nothing worth of value in Boston.

It's the only way to keep her alive. Otherwise her existence will be slowly erased. Lewdposting in the best and only act of kindness you can do to her.

This is the best kind of bullying!

>English translation of a Japanese comic of an English teacher

Meta as fuck

So, these characters lose their jobs after getting sexualized? Might as well just stop making them forever if that's the case. If the internet has taught me anything over the years, it's that no one is safe from being sexualized. If you're even remotely attractive, it's gonna happen. Sometimes it will happen even if you're repulsive.

Baker-sensei a cute!

Poor Baker-sensei.

But it was necessary.

The Red Sox are bad!

Kashima is a bad influence on Baker-sensei

>If the internet has taught me anything over the years, it's that no one is safe from being sexualized.
Nope. You're definitely not wrong about that.

This perhaps is The lewdest thing of all.

I need this right now

I almost feel sorry for the artist desu

Anyone have the four page one where the students are cringing at her and she doesn't even realise it?

Kashima is a good girl.

It would only have reinforced the stereotype if she was a Yankee's fan.

>be a red sox fan
>end up homeless

sounds right to me

She will have to whore herself out at discount rates now!

>gritty spinoff of Baker-sensei getting REVENGE against the otaku who ruined her life
Would Cred Forums watch?

>If you're even remotely attractive, it's gonna happen. Sometimes it will happen even if you're repulsive.
If I could draw, I'd draw smut of their characters out of spite.
And if they took out all of the characters, I'd just do a personification of the book

youtube.com/watch?v=jvSnsE6YVvQ

No worries, Paulo will take care of her.

Post more dammit

>Keywords
>tits

Only if it's a dark comedy.

>homeless
Any source on this?

Shamefur dispray

Still a bit sad she doesn't talk like a nawmul Bostonian.

>I pahked my cah in Toudai Yahd.

I'd at least watch the first episode, without a doubt.

This post shouldn't be funny, but it is.

Why are Boston accents so charming?

Post some videos?

Would an official manga merely incite more lewd? Would it be worth it?

She might be dead now, but at least she actually LIVED for some time on the internet, unlike all the other characters who might as well be walking corpses forever stuck in a shitty schoolbook.

Is it too late, to not let Baker-sensei die with 4-koma manga? I refuse to let her die, I'll rev up my pixiv just for her.

Paulo ran, mate. He's the reason why she ended up in the streets.

youtube.com/watch?v=1LmlwDFvGow

>Baybee fockin wheel

Is meme sensei proof that if your waifu has lewd fanart she becomes a canon slut?

It was manga.

What's a Boston blowjob and how's it so different from a regular blowjob?

To my knowledge she hasn't been removed from the textbooks and her presence ended up having a bunch more copies it sold. She isn't going anywhere. Relax OP.

Source?

What's all this talk about her losing her job? The current NEW HORIZONS will be used until 2019, according to Wikipedia. It's too early to know if they'll reuse her character or not.

>Red Sox fan
She deserves it.

Reminder that Baker love is still real! Check 'em!

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Why are Boston accents in general so shit? In fact why anywhere north of PA are Northern accents so disgusting, nasal, and utterly awful?

Another forgotten flavor of the month girl.

she "stands up" for us

Cute CUTE!

They were worried about kids googling the character and the top hit being porn

yes
yes

I'm going to make my blonde wife dress like this

I already know English you dumb bitch.

Northerners can only speak with tinny nasal accents, its awful.

What are those "conditions"?

Anal sex with her butt. Also she's my chauffeur for the rest of her life.

>be in middle school in Japan
>have English
>Cute teacher in English textbook, google her
>9000+ porn images and hentai doujins
I'm pretty certain they're going to remove her, Jim.

>Google image search
.. okay.

Yeah, unlike all those good woody ones. Like how you pronounce vacuum in a strong southern drawl. Vacuuuuum. What a good, woody word. It's just fun to say, isn't it?

>Whale sounds like WHEEL
>Tuna like TUNER
I'd rather listen to a light or even heavy Southern or Mid-Western drawl then your shitty Northern high pitched squeaking.

>KAWT IT

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To hug me whenever i feel lonely, duh

I- uh, I not even American, man. I didn't mean to trigger you, I just quoted a Monthy Python sketch because you said that their accent sounds tinny and that was the first thing to come to mind.

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youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg

Is there any other kind of anal sex?

Anal fingering
Anal insertions (toys/objects/etc...)
Analingius

Anal sex with your butt.

with my butt!?

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Yes

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i don't get it

smelly dumb southie scum

Anal sex is forbidden!

pretty sure chinpo means dick

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Red Sox are playing right now

Vacuuuum

Looks interesting.

Imagine mis-hearing a girl named "Venus" and then shouting to the room to be nicer to "Penis"
that is the gag and now it is no longer funny

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I still jerk off to her every now and then.

You can do this for just about any female character, especially anime characters.

What happened?

An English teacher falls in love with Japan.

Unable to confess, Ellen Baker is gifted by a deus ex machina with Japan's Twitter. Never minding the strange user name, she immediately tweets the country, and is overjoyed to find out that Nihon has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to Japan, she gets no response because Japan is a country, not a person. After some investigation, she finds out that the nation she called is not the same nation she fell in love with. In fact, this Japan doesn't exist in her universe at all. This Nihon is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of ENGLISH.

Already a thing.

fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

You can, but I think she became more popular art wise than the entire rest of the series, and a ton of the stuff that isn't porn are dirty jokes instead, so it's much more prevalent of a problem.

But why does she say chinpo instead of Shinpo? Does she misread the characters or something?

FINDUZU

Probably meant to be an american accent of some sort.

youtube.com/watch?v=mqRkkVQ6OSE

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That guy at the end was so confused.

It finally happened. Cred Forums's memery has outlived even Japan's memery.

>mother named chris
Since when does men has big tits? Don't answer that

>Keit愛 OST

OP: youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo

OP Full: youtube.com/watch?v=4NShEKYoPXw
ED 1 Full: youtube.com/watch?v=IIX9aoN7g4o
ED 2 Full: youtube.com/watch?v=woiMYzVTl9c

>Keit愛 TVアニメ

PV: youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
EP 1: youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
EP 13: youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic

>Keit愛: 君の名は。

PV: youtube.com/watch?v=RBBrZ3d2sJE
Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=k4xGqY5IDBE

Could be short for Christina.

No surprise, he's the token American.

Is she really going to be removed from future books?

I would guess so, make sense.

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Is Baker-sensei still a virgin? I'll take her in if she is.

Chinpo is destined to do great things.

Richard Hall is great though.

>Is Baker-sensei still a virgin?
Yes.

As long as we don't discuss technicalities.

I don't think there's that much technicality in being a virgin unless you are special kind of delusional.

Depends, does anal count?

I admire your innocence. I really do.

>American woman in her early 20's
>still a virgin

hell no

I don't want to take her in if she's ever touched a dick with any part of her body.

Does it count if it was rape?

I bet you're one of those people who think there are 50+ genders. This shit isn't rocket science.

See for example.

Tina mo kinshi.

>MIT
>harvard
who da fuck do ya think you ah?

>nyuu horizon

Subtle

Even then it's hardly a complicated topic, you silly user.

>>buying in the guilt trip
I wish japs artists have had more balls and kept drawing her no matter what.

100% this

>>trying to make everyone feel guilty over porn after drawing it
Fuck you, 【hews】. You killed it and you know it.

Hews' art sucks anyway though.

niggawat.

Hate how he killed most people ellenboners with his sob story behind every porn pic he did about her, but his art is pretty gold.

His faces are usually of questionable quality and the fact he draws mmf so much is shit. mmf is an instant turn off for me. His pictures have been very hit or miss for me, but usually a miss.

Big papi's big and strong wood says otherwise

A manga about an english teacher wouldn't be that bad, it has a better premise than most SoL anyway

exhentai.org/g/924396/79fb3239de/

You can apply that to almost all anime characters user

An accurate representation of what happened.

Only Japan would have something like that in their fucking textbooks... Keep up the good work

Rhode island is alright.

of course

YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

>Vacuuuum
>uuuu

advanced baneposting

youtube.com/watch?v=fJ75uYCx66I

This is why I wished we wouldn't go into technicalities.

Wait is this for real?

Yes.

I wonder if she is a patriots fan as well

So what exactly happened to the author? I remember some mention about Ellen being retracted from the books because of lewds.

Copy machine fucked up the S in Shinpo.

>Artist draws cute, loveable characters for textbooks
>People notice
>Textbook manufacturer removes the characters and makes everything look shittier because textbooks aren't allowed to be fun or enjoyable.

Is that about right?

It's specifically about the fact that porn was drawn in astonishing amounts.

They should have made her less cute then.

It's a tablet with a scratched screen.

Yes, that happens.

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Red Sox won today

Happened to Erin Esurance

Hews is a very strange artist

Ellen is in our hearts

Pretty obvious

People are stupid, especially the Japanese with this sort of this

>people are stupid, especially the Japanese
The opposite, I'm surprised the japanese are as stupid about it as their american counterparts.

They're more stupid with this sort of thing because doujins don't really exist in America

Why do I want her to stick that into my urethra?

>Cred Forums trying to take credit for the legions of nips on pixiv that actually soiled her

Who wouldn't

It's not my fetish. I'd much rather lick her urethra after she's finished peeing. Or while she's peeing.

This is a fucking parody by a Pixiv artist you fucking mong and it includes lewd art, it's just cropped

Ellen baker? More like

jobless

At this point, she probably has better exposure (insert pun here) than characters from many actual series, albeit in a roundabout sort of way. So it goes.

In any case, she's cute and I enjoyed her fifteen minutes of fame. I'll remember her longer than most others, and I would pay money to hear a hypothetical voice actress for her try to pronounce clam chowdah in Japanese.

Baker-sensei is love, life, etc.

I get it but I ain't laughin'

>She's homeless, Cred Forums.
I wonder how much she'd do for a warm meal and soft bed...
You could probably do whatever so long as you didn't kick her out.

But I put so much effort into that joke

>doujin about ms baker
>starts off as a happy SoL plot
>her moving to japan
>her first lesson
>getting to know the kids
>making group of boys behave
>getting shy girl to talk and smile
>suddenly gets called to principals office
>asked to explain all of these pictures of her on the internet
>she has no idea where they came from
>fired
>at home, in the dark, crying into pillow
>try going out, see group of boys from her class
>they run up to her - she thinks its to say hi
>they ask her to show them her boobs like on the internet
>she runs off crying
>sees shy little girl
>girl is scared of her, runs back to mother who tells her to 'stay away from that woman'
>friends and family start to shun her
>ms baker cant find another job
>running out of money, going to be evicted, not enough money to leave japan
>she sees job advert for a 'video' to star in
>the video's plot is about an english teacher who seduces her students
>she does it just to survive
>"wow so all those pictures were true, huh"
>mind breaks

That's not my fetish.

Who is this melanin-enriched gentleman?

me on the right

Jesus

Who's calling?

Goddammit Japan.

It's better.

Is this what I think it is implying?

Lalah!?

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I agree with this

>mind breaks
>goes online
>stalks anyone that has drawn or posted lewd pictures of her
>finds their address
>goes to their house

>teaches them a lesson

Me on the left.

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I want to expose myself to Galko.

GALKO IS PURE!

I'd pull an all-nighter studying for the big exam if it meant seeing her smile one more time before break.

Where did you learn English, Cred Forums?

From games.

ESLJust kidding, public school system in burgerland is shit so my non-english speaking ma taught me by home tutoring textbooks.

You gotta go back

I was born english.

School, videogames and translated manga/anime. I have no problems reading, but my spoken English is so fucking bad, can't pronounce anything correctly.

my mom taught me

i miss her

I miss her too.

watch some movies, or our crappy sitcoms

I miss you, too.

Sorry for your loss user.

So do I

After Lost I swore to never watch anything related to american TV, movies will have to make do.

>Watching Lost in the first place.
I knew from the second I saw it, that it would be crap. Now go watch crappy sitcom shows.

That would be applicable if I was a beaner.

I started gitting gud after reading Harry Potter.

>Watching the Talmud vision

You still gotta go back.

I miss ellen-san~

I was young and impressionable. Fine, hopefully The Office won't suck.

So are ya Chinese or Japanese?

I'm a real American

Fight for the rights of everyman?

School for the formal stuff, books, movies, and vidya for clever turns of phrases.

I had a really good English teacher in high school. Attractive too, but she was spoken for, and hell I wouldn't have had the guts even if she wasn't. Still taught me a lot, and I'm glad I was in her class. Thanks Mrs. L.

that tells nothing about your origin

you don't want to know
but it does involve a fish hook and a pint of clam chowder
t. resident of brainbridge mass

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Fuck off ShindoL

Shindol writes a lot more formally.

>It's not just a literal bowl of eggs
So close and yet so far.

you should have already stopped but you haven't

Natively

>>"wow so all those pictures were true, huh"
DEEPEST LORE

yes

yes

by watching anime, seriously
readimg subs, still can't talk for shit tho

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made me think

Hell, it isn't even limited to anime, lest we forget a certain Hasbro cartoon aimed at girls.

Suddenly, it all makes sense...

>power suit
>using horribly outdated shotgun

>doubting Doomslayer/Doomguy

I didn't know that I can fap to this, but now I know.

horribly outdated, yet oh so effective.

>horribly outdated

She's married, user

To me.

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found the ugly femanon

>playing Baseball with no shoes on

either dumb or gutsy. I'm leaning towards "Dumb"

I'm leaning more towards cute!

I want to play with Baker-sensei's bare feet!

Her coat make my dick feels funny.

What is this expression indicating?

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>doujin about ms baker
>happy SoL, yadda yadda yadda
>suddenly the doujin splits in two
>left side, she gets called into the office
>right side, she doesn't
>follows her life from both perspectives
>one falling into despair
>one living a happy life
>suddenly they both find a cell phone
>it starts ringing
>they answer at the same time - and hear each other
>talk to each other
>explain their situations
>happy life ms baker helps sad ms baker through the tough times
>begin to fall in love with each other and question the NATURE of LOVE

The remove the "R"

Well seeing as how it's possible he will lose his job over it, probably really shitty.

What is the chance of her giving special attention to you user? assuming that 20 of anons were in her class.

Why are you all so confident that she will gives special attention to YOU?
Just like a cute teachers out there, she won't gives you any special attention, you garbage.

Thanks, but she'll be back in a few days

FINDS
A
WAY

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They are rage.
Brutal.
Without mercy.

But you.
You will be worse.

Rip and tear.
Until it is done.

Visually, I like everything but the skirt about her. I don't like that type of skirt. It looks too uniform and constraining.

I even love all other types of skirts. Why do people have to draw her with that one?

I like it a lot though. Especially with pantyhose.

I need more of this.

anime and wrestling

Green eyes and blonde eyes are the best combo

>blonde eyes

Who's the other jizz whizz?

Me on the right.

Boring

Huh, never thought much of bare feet before

Send it to TK, sounds like his kinda thing.

>She's homeless, Cred Forums.
>You did this to her
Of course. Goy didn't pay her full 15% APR mortgage payment this month. She was $1 short.

>Why are you all so confident that she will gives special attention to YOU?
Because I'm the autistic kid who plays with crayons, and drools on all my assignments.

such a menace

Don't think he bullies old women yet.

Don't you speak american?

Can I live at your house then?

Why haven't you been transferred out yet?

rts games and old english literature

>You
Nips did it.

Not that I complain.

>>tfw anime, manga and the net in general did more for my comprehension of the english language than the classes I had in school

Nerdy gaming forums and Cred Forums honed my English to what it is today. Back in the day, posting incorrect english would get you ridiculed and treated like an underageb&.

Cartoon Network, video games, internet.
I guess 3 years of classes too, but at the time I already knew 95% of the vocabulary that we had in the textbooks, and I never learned detailed grammar rules.

>I never learned detailed grammar rules
Literally me.
Everytime I try to learn them I forget them the next day.

I forgot to say, internet came much later.

There are just too many little nuances that are completely ignored (or not even known) by most people who use English on the internet.

Because the class is being developmentally-impaired (((enriched))) by me.

Yeah playing early years of WoW and lurking Cred Forums helped me aced the English final at my school without even studying, people were studying like hell and I was sitting in front of my computer

ignorance: the post

>Where did you learn English, Cred Forums?
America.

Sensei have a yellow fever.

Then I suppose you can watch enough anime to slowly learn spoken Japanese too?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3622096/Teacher-got-pregnant-daily-sex-13-year-old-student-released-bail-CPS-investigates-boy-s-family-supported-dating-her.html

you can't learn japanese

Can anyone translate? Kid just being cheeky trying to embarrass Baker-senpai before having his heart go doki-doki?

ye

So fucking jealous right now.

Perhaps the kid was trying to get Baker-sensei to say I love you and embarrass her, but he got embarrassed instead.

I miss her already

this a doujinshi on sadpanda

it's on pixiv

No shit.

He's probably too young to fully enjoy it