How does this fat fuck have a top tier wife?

How does this fat fuck have a top tier wife?

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Being a physician helps a lot.

Japanese women like big men.

How does Homer have Marge?
How does Peter have Lois?

he was probably a stud back in his prime.

Just got fat as fuck because of commitment and bills.

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After marriage and having kids, men tends to fatten up to hide their pain and depression away.

>He has huge fat folds.
>That means he must have a fat _____!
You can't beat the _____!

>How does Homer have Marge?
I've been rewatching the simps lately and jesus christ they go over this over and over.

Back-hand

All it would mean is that most of it is hidden under the fat rolls.

Because she's a fictional character and not a real woman with real women thoughts.

He's alpha as fuck. Women aren't as conscious of a man's actual appearance as many are led to believe.

Yeah totally

I think he probably knocked her up while she was out of her face on something, and she thought it'd be better to marry him than try and raise a kid herself.
Mako being a crack baby would go some way towards explaining why she's so messed up.

>top tier wife

But that's not Ragyo

For one thing, he has a job and not a faggot who watches anime and whines on imageboards all fucking day.

This. Nothing arouses women faster than a filled wallet.

>Want a wife that will rape your daughter

Yeah, a woman will marry a man with a face that looks like a bulldog - the ass end of it.

Because he's a cool guy, unlike you.

But weren't they poor?

You know what they say about big fat old men.

They stink?

>How does this fat fuck have a top tier wife?

The same way a lot of fat fucks get top tier wives, through a combination of: charisma, sense of humor, little bit of humility, "decent" paying job or skill set, and the fact that some are just really into Fat Fucks.

Seriously, some Women just find Fat Fucks attractive- it's the same as how lots of guys want to fuck Milfs or Maternally built women.

Maybe Kill la Kill is set a hentai universe

I'm a complete idiot.

I just now realized there was an entire planet of dog men that looked like their dog.

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>Maybe Kill la Kill is set a hentai universe
Except he's not faceless and bald?

Is this actually true?

Rejoice, you have a place in the world.

They don't have faces?

Women don't hate fat guys, they hate boring ones.

no
fat people are looked down upon so much even the teachers bully them

Isn't it more that they care about a fat wallet? I know they were poor but he's a doctor so probably was doing quite well compared to the rest of the slum.

Basically they'll dump you the second they think you have "no future." There's some good stories on it.

What the fuck are you talking about?

He is a handsome motherfucker

>How does Peter have Lois?

His ass is out of this world.

Are you implying the kids are his?

Which is?

youtube.com/watch?v=Tbwx9mv9q34

women have poor tastes, kiddo, more news at 11

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There are more than enough doujins to explain you that.

Talking about fever dream

He seems to be a nice person, maybe he just won her over.

Alternatively, the wife is a mega cock slut considering how she was peeking at Sensei's goods. Daddy must be packing.

it's also common knowledge that women are stupid.

They could marry a poor doctor but they won't marry a rich plumber.

Mostly because status and shit like that. It's better to say they have sex and kids from a doctor (even if he doesn't have money and it's drown in debt) than saying the same about a plumber that is swimming in dosh.

You sound pretty salty, plumber.

I would like to be a plumber, they are rich, man.

>not being both a plumber and a doctor

Only if you have attitude as big as your body though.

A rich plumber will probably find A woman to marry too.
He isn't swimming in pussy but that won't do any good as soon as you're in a relationship.

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