Keions are for ______

>c'mon, put a ring on it.
>don't you like me?

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, Reddit's two blocks down.

Are you sensei? No? Then you're not.

I'll be whatever she wants me to be.

Can you be a hot christmas cake teacher who's also a metal head?

Thought so.

Making into teen mothers.

Fuck you

Consensual group sex.

Non-consensual group sex

BANNED

I am a Hero?

yukko best keion

I have one of these down, just gotta have some operations, take some pills and become a teacher.

Rape.

Anal rape.

Having decent porn for once.

Lewding keyons should be punishable by lunching through tying of guts to a pole and then forcing to run circles around it. I'm 100% serious here, not even a slight hint of irony.

Eroge parodies.

This feels like it's unofficial

user.....

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Unfunny forced digits

Tender loving in the missionary position while holding hands.

Making a fucking 3rd season

Anime about Mugi's best love ever told when?

what's the opposite of lewding?

>KyoAni yuribait
>unofficial

>meet a former mod for Cred Forums
>he's black
>ask him if he likes kion
>says yes
>"sup mugi"
Either he honestly had no idea what I was talking about or he gave me the best poker face

>Wanting K-ON College to be a thing

loving?

The original manga the anime is based on isn't very good neither, but Yamada did an excellent job regardless. KyoAni always find a way.

I'm literally going to marry Azusa.

only if it isn't romantic

I hate how its always either Mugi or Mio who are featured in the most degenerate K-On doujins. They're both proper girls and wouldn't do such things

do you think mio is embarrassed when she poops in front of ritsu haha

Fuck off, Sheldon.

explain

>he doesn't know the god autist sheldon
Consider yourself lucky. He's one of the main reason tripfags are so looked down upon.

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Fuck off! Lurk more.

Tripfags and attention whoring board bersonas should be forever forgotten and die alone and without any relevance anywhere, you fucking idiot.

Who's your favorite Keion?

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>Track suits

Get off your high horse... no-one faps to you.

You'd be surprised

Tunak tun
youtube.com/watch?v=mwpdXzNDdH8

why is that retard so sexy?
I like her in her tights better though

kek

Lifting with

Why does she have a thousand-mile stare?

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Looks like someone I know.

Her brain is frozen up trying to process all the new information it is experiencing.

No fuck you triples man.

Dont lewd up the best girl

how is she so soft

How does it feel to be OBJECTIVELY wrong?

How is it every time I feel like I've seen all of Ito's collected works something always seems to pop up that I have never seen before?

IT'S THE

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TODOKETE

I came here to laugh at you.

What

That's weird, since I'm going to marry Mugi-chan.

I don't answer to you, plebeian.

Asuza is not his waifu anymore and he hates KyoAni with passion now.

True love knows no boundaries.

I sometimes have fantasies about Kermit the Frog marrying Ritsu.

Azusa > Mugi > Yui > Ritsu > Mio

nog detected

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>Azusa
>Not trash

>Ui not best girl
>Azusa on top
I crown thee king of shit taste

What happened?

Using the method of elimination, the logical conclusion is that because Ritsu fucks with Mio and Yui fucks Azusa, Mugi does it with le Sensei.

>Yui fucks Ui
ftfy

no one lewds with anyone
they are pure

He thinks he has better tastes now.

>Yui itching the ditch

I didn't know I wanted this until now

>Luna
Forgot how old has K-On become, in the meantime. Fuck time flies.

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Mugi > Sawako > Yui > Ritsu > Mio > Ui > Nodoka > Azusa > Ton-chan > Jun

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fuck I keep forgetting to turn the trip off. i'm sorry

shit wrong image

NOT FOR LEWD!!!!

>azusa
>anywhere but last

KEIONS ARE ONLY FOR LEWD PLEBIAN

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Which of the keions you think would be into anal? I'm going to start with the obvious.

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Why the keions are so smelly?

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>mitsu

At least try to form sentences when shitposting.

Well, shit.

All outta K-ON yuri.

youtu.be/8yWeleatcbM

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Wanted to say Sensei but hen I saw this image of Yui and had to post it.

Don't believe I've heard that track befoee.

pictured: Digibro

we don't mention e-celebs here

I hope I won't see that in my dreams.
Happy thoughts, happy thoughts, pic related.

Follow your own advice!
Their clubroom must smell like roquefort cheese after a whole day of practice.

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They are not boys. They know they have to change/wash their clothes when they get sweaty, use cosmetics, clean up the room, open windows.

Well except Yui maybe who is an airhead with thoughts always elsewhere, but she has an imouto for that.

>mugi $190
>yui $50
>mio $110
>all 4 $250
>they're literally paying $100 to you to fuck ritsu

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Yui probably doesn't even die of an overdose.

im DEFINITELY gggggoooinnnggggg to marrrrryyyyyyyyy muuuugggggiiiiiiiii

Why does she have her hand inside her panties? Girls don't have anything there

SHE'S MINE

exhentai.org/g/629339/8f75e1a01b/
exhentai.org/g/773256/4b4c196c0a/

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A reminder that Mio canonically night-schlicks in her sleep.

Jun is for casual sex while she reads manga.

Keions are too pure for that.

Just because you can's see her toes doesn't mean they aren't curled up.

l-lewd

This whole thread is lewd!

Yui is probably smarter than you, fucking nerd.

I WANT TO KILL MUGI

AND THEN EAT HER CORPSE TEE HEE

Don't want that

Want that

I want to feast on her insides

Clit lick?

Reverse it and it's perfect.

I've been playing this on loop for hours.

Dear lord this is good.

download it off nyaa
nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=168561&showfiles=1

the song is actually really popular in japan. it's been sung by many singers
youtu.be/BGVi-Pu5zO4

I still haven't gotten the Music Box for some reason.

Thanks for the download link, senpai.

Yeah, I knew I heard it before.

>Nobody has posted best grill
Get your shit together Cred Forums

>Anime about music
>Music is shit

delet this

>post about opinion
>opinion is shit

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She's just trying to smell her sweaty cunt.

Finished it a few days ago and I really liked the second season, teared up at the end, but damn were those Azusa-centric episodes really necessary? I understand they are useful for building the drama for the finale but man they were boring af. Also I cannot decide between Ricchan and Mugi, life is hard.

>but damn were those Azusa-centric episodes really necessary?
of fucking course. that's what made the ending so good.

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this

>baiting this hard

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Tito x Mugi

>none of these QT3.141592953589323s will ever wet themselves in front of me

>None of the Keions will ever shit in your mouth

why
even
live

DELET THIS

>anime about music
>about music
user it seems to me that you have seen a completely different show

>Not supporting a canon ship

is there more?

>its a nutshack theme with the entire bee movie transcript being read, replacing every instance of the word nutshack episode

m.youtube.com/watch?v=jVV34E061A4

great scott it actually exists

>I will never be this nigga
just fucking kill me please

Yui makes my panties wet

Interesting.

Evidence or please leave this current area.

3D is frowned upon in these parts.

oh yeah

Could draw a whoreselfie autoportrait in manga style.

stroking Mio's panties until she climaxes from embarrassment!

haha what if while she climaxed she pooped everywhere haha

Ikr XDD.
her face when le poop comes out XDD

i wonder how the world would be different if that one user had never said that infamous yoshi quote

Damn.

I honestly can't decide betwen Ritsu and Mio

They're both so great

Hint.
ritsu > mio

I want to smell and lick Ritsu's beautiful butthole for hours, after feverishly making out with her adorable fleshy buttcheeks!

I want to marry Ritsu and for her to murder in the shower!

I want to murder you, and then submit completely to Ritsu!

I want Ritsu to murder us both and eat our lifeless bodies!

KAREE CHOPPIRI RAISU TAPPURI

One of the best anime of all time.

Also, please note that I have been enjoying my sweet waifu Ritsu's deliciously smooth turds. She managed to get a lot of extra-rich protein in the form of dairy and meats, which, when combined with her regular healthy diet, yielded some of the most exquisite poo-poo chunks of which this humble user has ever sampled. Cutting one of her sweet pasty sausages into chunks and putting it on the tongue, you first detect the scent as you bring it to your nose, which is fishy and richly sulfuric all at once, with a combined smooth-yet-pungent olfactory overtone that is at once comforting and sexually arousing.

Mashing the warm thing with your molars and squishing the flat of your tongue to the roof of your mouth brings out the complex, bitter, gag-inducingly erotic flavors my amazing waifu has cooked and let age into a fine, unique brown cheese a la creme is almost indescribable. I taste hints of spoiled cabbage, putrid fish, bitter tangy iron and blood with an oily-and-then-burnt texture that lingers and coats the mouth for days.

After I finished my feast, I immediately pushed my face into Ritsu's available and unwiped buttcrack, and sniffed and lapped and sucked her pucker squeaky clean. After tracing every crevice of her anus and inner sphincter I made sure to corkscrew my tongue up inside of her rectum to get every single particle of her treat I possibly could. I wish I could become a tampon with tastebuds and be inserted inside of her asshole for her to walk around with inside her all day.

I love Ritsu so, so, so very much, and K-On is a masterpiece.

butt sniffing gets my dck harder than fucking diamonds desu
anyone have the K-ON butt smell chart?

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why would you take the time to write this

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Was one of her parents white?

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I want to fuck this Yui!

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This is the face of a retard.

That isn't Jun's face, though.

Fuck Jun.

I wish I could.

Jun was shit.

I have an actual desire to beat Jun until she is covered with blood and bruses, crying, begging me to stop.

All these years later and I still fap to this.

you took the donut thing really fucking seriously huh

that fucking brats only took one bite out of each donuts

>3dpg

I just feel so angry at Jun.

I want to rip her hair out as she begs me to stop.
I want to shove my fingers into her throat until she chocks.
I want to beat her until she falls unconscious, and then rape her forcefully.

Was Jun even a focus in the manga? She felt like a no-personality background character who was suddenly given focus in S2 and new personality traits which still failed to make her interesting.

Ton-chan a shit too, but at least it didn't have much screen time.

I wish I could too.

what's your problem with the turtle?

>Complaining about the turtle getting screen time

It has a stupid face.

>a PIG NOSED turtle

user please

>PIG NOSED turtle

Chinks will eat those

turtles are too pure to be eaten

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What does her hair feels like?

Pure unadulterated bliss

Probably just regular hair

Mui

Jun is great. She just got short end of the stick in season two because she was featured in an episode with two other characters whose only traits were that they were endearing pussies.

In other episodes, Jun is eccentric if obtuse at times. But she gets shit done. She made chocolates and gets shit done in her club.

But in that episode, they needed a reason to do things, and the other characters were already fleshed out as the sort who wouldn't lead an adventure.