JoJo Thread

Arguing over who gets to avenge the Nazi.

please post kaato

this is already canon, I don't know why you bothered posting it
"Jolyne went to prison!"

They were sad about Mark.

Jolyne going to prison is stated in the manga.

DIO being bi is stated in an interview.

Everyone might not know, I'm just raising awareness.

Because it's located on Cred Forums.

All generals contain a lot of shitposters.

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No I'm not.

I really like this page, I'm using a higher res version as my phone background.

Can you give me even one piece of evidence that loving Narancia is gay?

Joushuu makes me happy.

>has an unknown ability
>was working with the rock humans
>takes long trips
>"you're only human after all"
And people still refuse to believe Jobin is the villain

joshuu almost raped his own mother

How happy can one man get with Joshuu?

I'm glad someone mentioned how weird Joshuus hair is

Why wouldn't you pose like that before you battle against some ancient Aztec body builders?

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I've been saying it for months.

His ability is some crazy shit like vibrating molecules which Araki will asspull into something crazier like matter manipulation a la Apocalypse.

fuck, I haven't used pixiv in years
how do I make it show only R18 art? I can't fucking remember

He looks like the "fuck my shit up, senpai" guy. Did anyone make that edit yet?

Because it looks cool

ignore this i'm dumb

Joshu sucking Kaato's tits hentai when?

replay with fuck arcadefag.
to ban him for life.
suport us by using fuck arcadefag and his game in your name
#fuckarcadefag

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>tfw you'll never be pierced by the arrow
>tfw you'll never either die or get a cool ability

Stop.

Kill yourself you fucking retard.

>has an unknown ability
I thought he changes temperature?

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This is so epic!!! pyrocynical is my favorite youtuber.

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Do not reply to it. hes almost as bad as as certain spaghetti faggot.

Stop samefaging.

>Furrycynical
stop

You too, you mouth breathing fuckwits
>this guy craves for attention really hard
>he tries to get it it by posting things I and everyone else doesn't like
>getting replies is reinforcement for him, which results in him posting more
>I know what I need to do to stop him! Reply, obviously

People like you are a living example for why eugenics is a must if we want to continue to survive as a species

post Aida Mitsuo quotes

spaghetti faggot ?

Only current faggot i know is Narancia faggot. If we got rid of him and animuonlyfags, we could be finally clean.

Great thread guys
Get completely derailed by some faggot ass furry

Yeah i was implying the spaghetti faggot was naranciafag but i didnt want to summon him.

Fuck you Joubin, Joushuu will come for you sooner or later.

why is he so pretty?

Hes a macho mafioso ex cop with relatively normal attire.

Don´t worry about it. We got rid of Terrufag, this guy is going sooner or later as well.

Joshuu makes ME happy

Fuck arcadefag !!!! XD
This is such a great community!!!!
#bleessd

>Kool Kitty... is what I've named it

What did he mean by this?

dont do it.

I'll do it.

Ignore shitposters, post 'em

yamero

This is such a epic project. i want to be a part of it!!!!!
#bestthingever.

I did it.

You know, i didn´t mind until now and i still don´t, more Joushuu is always better, but why did you start copying me ? Just curious.

Who the fuck is this arcadefag.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

never reply to me again

>tfw arcadefag sounds like a stand name in part 9

This has the chance to bring arcadefag down!!!!
Dont let this go down!!!!

H-hot

Dude is making a game like HFTF except with characters from all parts. It looks good, but there's some shitter springing out about it. Just hide his posts and replies.

>tumblr

We better don´t.

Was he right?

Please for the love of god kill yourselves fucking general faggots.

There is no /jojo/, tie a fucking noose around your necks and use it as your pastebin for the afterlife. Ban these fucking threads.

If you want to talk about JoJo find something specific and stop treating this board like it's a goddamn fucking subreddit. Light yourselves on fire.

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Favorite Jojo: Josuke
Villain: Dealy Deads Done for Cheap
Part: 8?
Bro-Jo: Gyro Zeppeli
Supporting: ?
Crew: Part 5
Part 3 Stand: The Worldo
Part 4: Worse Company
Part 5: ?
Part 6: Stone Ocean
Part 7: Dirty Deeds for Cheap
Part 8: Soft and Hard
Stand Design: The Hando
Ability: Heven's Door
Animal: Igy
Girl: Jolyne Cujoh
Minor Villain: Polnareff?
Fight: Pucci
Pose: Deadly Queen
Fashion: Kira
Death: Rohan
Reference: ?
Battle Cry: Shining Diamond
Voice: Kira
Least Favorite Fight: Jotaro
Stand: no one knows
Crew: 7
Part : 1
Villain: Dio Brandoh
Jojo: Jotoro

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Hi me.

It's a really good taste, but why the fuck Gyro and Johnny are the worst crew?

>trips followed by dubs

Just take it.

these are my favorite shitposts

This guy is right. Therefore this thread we discuss Joushuu. Like who is Joushuu ? How did he started ?

I mean, his hair is a hokakaka fruit, isn't that telling or something?

Joushuu is shit and dosent deserve his stand.

I am a rebel

Joshuu is a boy taking charge in his household as he will soon be the Man of the house or "Nut king" of his house.

I didn't hate them but compared to the other parts they weren't much of a crew, and I missed the variety that having a crew brought

I should probably switch it with Part 1 though

Kill yourself

do you have the template you used?

No man you don´t understand. You know thing is, Joushuu is the fucking best. You understand, right ?

No, nobody does.

Favorite Jojo: Josuke
Villain: DIO?
Part: Jonny
Bro-Jo: josuke (real life)
Supporting: ?
Crew: Part jojolion
Part 3 Stand: Vanilla Ice Cream
Part 4: Stray Cat
Part 5: no one knows
Part 6: Eyes of Heavon
Part 7: Dirty Deeds done 4 cheap
Part 8: Soft and Hard
Stand Design: Enyaba
Ability: Dirty deeds 4 chepa
Animal: Igy
Girl: mystery
Minor Villain: part 8 stand user?
Fight: Diego (the world)
Pose: John Pierre Eifel
Fashion: ?
Death: Shingeki
All-Star Main: Black
Battle Cry: DIO
Voice: DIO
Least Favorite Fight: ?
Stand: ?
Crew: Part 1
Part : 1
Villain: Car
Jojo: Jojo

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Joushuu is good but his stand is better.

>All-Star Main
into the trash it goes

His Eyebrow grew back fast

>Josuke (real life)
>JoJo: JoJo

Why the fuck would you ever link reddit here?

are you fucking retarded

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!11!!1
THIS IS SO EPICCCC XDDDD
please consider suicide

Care to share?

Why the fuck would you reply to him ?

Favorite Jojo: Josuke
Villain: Valintine
Part: ?
Bro-Jo: Jyro Zeppelin
Supporting: Foo Fighters
Crew: Part 4
Part 3 Stand: Za Warudo (Tha World)
Part 4: StrayCat
Part 5: ?
Part 6: ?
Part 7: Dirty Deeds done 4 cheap
Part 8: Vitamin B
Stand Design: Bird
Ability: Made on Heven
Animal: Animal Store
Girl: Yasuho
Minor Villain: Part 5
Fight: Josuke Higashikata vs. ? Kawajiri
Pose: Killer Queen
Fashion: Jyro Zepelin
Death: ?
All-Star Main: >tfw no ASB
Battle Cry: Part 5 guy
Voice: Kiro
Least Favorite Fight: ?
Stand: Jotoro
Crew: Part 2
Part : 1
Villain: Car
Jojo: Giogio

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PLEASE STOP

Woah... based mods.

Arcadefag-hater confirmed for German.
Petition to bomb Germany?

I don't actually have it on me right now, but it should be on the Wiki.

I want to cum inside Joshuu

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>filename
YAMERO

DELETE !!!

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Favorite Jojo: Josuke
Villain: Deadly Queen Weilder
Part: 4?
Bro-Jo: Gyro (is sleeping variant)
Supporting: Bruno
Crew: Part 4
Part 3 Stand: Vanilla Ice Cream
Part 4: Reverb (Act 2)
Part 5: no one knows
Part 6: ?
Part 7: Dirty Deeds done 4 cheap
Part 8: ?
Stand Design: ?
Ability: Funny chef's stand
Animal: Foo
Girl: mystery
Minor Villain: ?
Fight: Josuke vs. Kira (Yoshikage)
Pose: Gappy (swerve)
Fashion: Jotoro (quality)
Death: Foo
All-Star Main: >DiU ED should be All-Star thank fuck I wasn't one of those fags Shrek (top half)
Battle Cry: Wryyyyyyyyyy (Giogio)
Voice: Kiro
Least Favorite Fight: ?
Stand: JeopardY?
Crew: Part 2
Part : 1
Villain: Car
Jojo: Jojo

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Please stop posting charts now

1/10

Stop liking Part 5 so much and having shit taste at the same time

this needs to stop.

>DiU ED should be all star
Oh Dios mío, why did you have to remind me of that huge faggotry everyone (except you and me, apparently) had back in march?

>Stop posting charts when they take up infinitesimally less space

『私達がここに何を戻るある』

私はその立場を知っている

>not recognising characters and shitposting
epic

>We are certain what the return here
Me too user

I know that stand 満足な警察官。

r8 em

It looks cool and Araki likes drawing cool stuff and David likes adapting Araki`s cool stuff into their anime. So it ended up that they posed like that in that episode.

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Nice, Tattoo You! is underappreciated

livebunker.rocks/chat/int

There`s always gonna be at least one faggot who`ll start a new thread. Generals need to be banned outright.

When will Araki be able to draw more than one type of nose?

Favorite Jojo: Josuke
Villain: Valtine
Part: 8?
Bro-Jo: Okuyasu
Supporting: Rohand
Crew: Part 4
Part 3 Stand: Anubis?
Part 4: Stray Cat
Part 5: no one knows
Part 6: Green Snake
Part 7: ?
Part 8: ?
Stand Design: The Hand
Ability: Dirty deeds 4 chepa
Animal: Dog
Girl: Yasuho
Minor Villain: part 8 stand user?
Fight: Kira (Bites the Dust)
Pose: Giogio
Fashion: Jotoro (vest)
Death: Gyro
All-Star Main: Black
Battle Cry: Bruno
Voice: DIO (pick at brain)
Least Favorite Fight: ?
Stand: monkey
Crew: Part 1
Part : 1
Villain: Car
Jojo: Jojo

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Please, PLEASE stop posting charts. This takes a lot of time. You can transcribe you're own charts

>Killer Queen
>White Album
>C-Moon
Good
>King Nothing
Bad

>Skips the objectively superior chart
The fuck?

I made a video, what do you think?
youtube.com/watch?v=aI_hdz99X0o

>King Nothing
>Bad
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Nice audio quality FAGGOT

>Favourite Part 8 girl
Go!

>uses "beta" unironically
Well it's already shit

I have a bad feeling my personal favorite JoJolion charcter (Norisuke Higashikata IV ) is the most likely to bite it.

Favorite Jojo: Jonny
Villain: Puschi
Part: Josuke
Bro-Jo: Sex Pistol Guy
Supporting: Josuke
Crew: Part DIU
Part 3 Stand: Za Warudo (The Worldo)
Part 4: Stray Cat (blue)
Part 5: Razorblade
Part 6: mystery
Part 7: Baloon
Part 8: Soft and Hard
Stand Design: ?
Ability: Mone on Heven
Animal: Dinosaur (part 7)
Girl: ?
Minor Villain: part 8 stand user?
Fight: ?
Pose: Josuke (swerve)
Fashion: Kira tie
Death: Jyro Zeppelin
Reference: Vitamins B
Phrase: DOJYAN
Side Protagonist: ?
Least Favorite Fight: ?
Stand: ?
Crew: Part 3
Part : Pillar man one
Villain: Car
Jojo: Jotor

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You are ruining my mourning, please stop posting chart's

Easy

>He did it again
>The absolute madman

you just posted her

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No problem

Why?

Remember this one?

Favorite Jojo: Giordano
Villain: Kira (real life)
Part: 5
Bro-Jo: Sex Pistol Guy
Supporting: Polnareff (Part 5)
Crew: Part 5
Part 3 Stand: Hold Horse
Part 4: unclear
Part 5: ?
Part 6: Weather Report
Part 7: The Tusk
Part 8: Joshuu Stand NCK
Stand Design: ?
Ability: ?
Animal: Turtle
Girl: Yasuho (gun)
Minor Villain: Hold Horse
Fight: Kira
Pose: Sex Pistol Guy
Fashion: Sex Pistol Guy
Death: ?
All-Star Main: Pictured
Battle Cry: Bruno
Voice: Sex Pistol Guy
Least Favorite Fight: ?
Stand: Epitaph
Crew: ?
Part : 4
Villain: Diovolo
Jojo: Josuke

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Thanks
At least you made it through most of the video

Do women actually care about this stuff?

Daily reminder that Gold Experience is the better designed JoJo stand.

Prove me wrong.

Probably, women are pretty enigmatic

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Yes, I do.

>review
>it's just a summary of the events

Stop making videos. You're a talentless, your opinions are shit, and you sound like a fag. Nobody likes you.

Trans aren't actual women.

How about now?

Yes, and they also only want to bang you if you do bad things and steal from people. If you live a good, honest life they will not respect you and will bang the first murderer that comes along and takes your place

Please stop

she doesnt care, she finds it weird because it's unusual. it's not that hard

me on the left

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>le everything from tumblr is bad meme
epic dude

I was hard during that scene

Post how many times you have jacked off to Kira this week. It was a really fucking good episode for him.

I am at 3 (so far)

NO FAGGOTS ALLOWED TO VOTE

Only straight men can respond here, gay votes are meaningless when trying to determine the attractiveness of men.

I will compare the results with the amount of responses I got for HIGH DIO

>le
>meme
Contrary to popular belief, crossposters are not welcome. Fuck off back to Cred Forums.

No user, anything women say always has to do with liking men or wishing for men to notice them.
Everyone knows this.

Nice I don't have have that Daiya, at least your video was worth something right?

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>there are people in this very thread that come to Cred Forums for reasons other than the JoJo threads
very epic indeed
I don't go to Cred Forums

What do you think of my edit anons?

Go shitposting somewhere else, retard

that was what gappy thoughts

did kira swap his dick with kosaku's

I chuckled, 9/10

I've been putting the opinion part at the end, but I've been thinking of changing that up and cut down on the summary part.

For me, the series took a nosedive in part 3. When I call the current arc light-hearted or whimsical, I'm primarily thinking of the tone set by parts 1 and 2. In part, this is because the introduction of Stands in parts 3 & 4 as a plot device hasn't really worked for me; I find the distance it creates between the users and their fights makes them feel a lot less visceral, a bit like watching two people play a violent variant of chess instead've a tense, direct confrontation between a hero and irredeemable evil. Other contributing factors are the slice-of-life emphasis in part 4 and the increasing emphasis in both parts 3 and 4 on rotating through a new villain of the week with each episode. Both of those choices cause me to feel less engaged emotionally with the show, since it doesn't feel like each week's mini-plot really matters in the grand scheme of the show (because there no longer is much of a grand scheme, I guess).

I always found parts 1 and 2 over-the-top, but in the same spirit as Beowulf - a dark epic about a battle between titans, completely absurd but enjoyable exactly for that macabre, self-serious absurdity, if you were willing to buy into it - and I really liked that about them. Parts 3 and 4, by contrast, feel to me a lot more like a more violent retelling of Power Rangers.

Do you really want me to post it, user?

not only but he was doing this in front of his family

i only masturbate to pucci. he is pure. Kira is a filthy pervert

Your 30 second opinion is worth nothing and 80% of the video is redundant
Try to find some talking points you can go into depth on, "chapter reviews" are just shit

>David didn't use Koyama for Kosaku

Why is Davidpro's building still standing and their staff still alive?

Tell me one fucking thing those useless fucks have done right so far. One.

Well, for one you came from there. So yeah i would say it´s bad.

What could you possibly mean senpai?

>Wait, is this guy's penis bigger than mine?
>I d-don't know...
>Swap his with mine
>W-Wha... What?
>I want his penis.
>Why?
>Just do it
>You're not going to use it for sex or anything, I mean, you don't fuck hands o-
>SWAP HIS COCK WITH MINE YOU WENCH

Being an animeonly should be a bannable offense.

If they kept going with Hamon, it would eventually be victim of the dragon ball syndrome.

"holy shit this is the strongest guy on the universe"
(hero gets strong and kills him)
"holy shit now there's this other dude that's TWO times as strong as the other one! no one knows where the fuck he was during the events of the first one but we gonna take him down!"
(hero gets strong and kills him)
"holy shit now there's this dude that's THREE times--"

etc etc

No, but you do you insecure, electric razor using, faggot.

Reminder that Aya died for nothing and was a terrible person.

She was going to be murdered either way, so she should have just let Kira die without fixing him up with a new body.

What a fucking worthless whore. Just like fucking usual, a man gets the job done, a woman fucks everything up, and now a man has to finish the job for the second time just because of a woman's selfishness and low intellect.

FUCK AYA. How many lives did her selfish and pointless act cost Morioh???

>DIO being bi is stated in an interview.
AND in the manga.

So again, you're pretty much posting "Jolyne went to prison" or "Vanilla Ice worked for Dio"

They remembered Josuke had shit hair.

Fuck outta here you animeonly

I'll be nice this time
Jotaro, Buccellati, Abbachio, Narancia, Jolyne, Ermes, Anasui, Weather Report, Gyro, Hot Pants, and Diego all fucking die

I like that cutie.

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>and in the manga
where? i dont remember that

>How many lives did her selfish and pointless act cost Morioh
Literally 0
Just put a few people in danger

He obviously fucked Vanilla Ice

Kira killed those 2 degenerates who bothered him on the train.

Gee, all those shots of him in bed with Pucci are just so hard to understand.

Oh fuck off

He also killed the woman who tried to take the panties.

it's not obvious. it's just that vanilla is fucking obsessed with him. might as well say it's obvious he fucked pucci. i mean these things are not stated clearly and don't count as proof.
i ship dio and pucci, tho.

i know what you mean and you can imagine what you want, but araki said it's just like when a dude crashes at their friends place. as i said above i like to think they fucked, but i don't wanna twist an author's work, so as long as he doesn't confirm it, its not canon

I'd fuck Shinobu

>fuck off for stating facts
You being retarded doesn't warp reality.

He's a fucking priest, said himself he loved Dio like he loved God and Araki himself has said it was nothing sexual
Stop shoehorning your shitty fetish into everything

Who's Diavolo's dad?

who gay?

I hope David makes Il Capo`s hair red.

Replace the barber with Aya

Tfw I started drawing a porn of anime shinobu but I can't draw faces so I'll never finish it

JJL will not have a straight up main villain: Araki is going to switch things up a bit by having both Kaato and Jobin act as a main villain duo.

There will also be a "final boss" at the end like there was with SBR: it will be a character who wields King Crimson

Screencap this because it will happen

I want Diego to hug me when I cry

We're in /jojo/, what the hell do you think?

who isn't?

did you draw the hands? post the hands

>Red haired diavolo devil
>Doppio is a blondie
>King crimson is Blue
woah mama

>Araki himself has said it was nothing sexual
Prove it.

>Stop shoehorning your shitty fetish into everything
Projecting now, eh? That's interesting.

do NOT open this

Was anyone actually surprised or upset about this?

Honestly I thought DIO was always written to be into men as well, there are tons of scenes where he's clearly seducing or flirting with guys. Were readers actually shocked when Araki outed him? How naive do you have to be?

>fetish
does that mean being straight is a fetish?

I SHOULDVE LISTENED TO MY HEART

Not him, but saying there's nothing sexual about loving god is plain retarded. Don't they say that nuns are wed to the Lord? Moreover where pantheism is concerned your argument loses all value what with all the priestesses offering their bodies for rituals.

>King Crimson is golden
>Gold Experience is crimson

WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY??

Thanks tumblr

Not him, but if we're talking about a 120 year old male blond vampire with stupid shoes having sex with a mentally-broken 15-year-old black priest there's got to be some fetishes in play there SOMEWHERE.

>pantheism
*polytheism

No, it means we're not mental cripples like you, you worthless fucking pederast.

dude listen. i know it upsets you but some people are gay. i am aware of it not being canon, but you can't deny they are a match made in heaven

Oh look it's, Nigsta

They are cute together

holy FUCKING shit no one cares

I think most readers just didn't expect a character of DIO's status and position (main villain of a very popular series) to be bisexuals (gay characters are usually expendable secondaries). But really, I never doubted it either.

DIO is written to be extremely, overtly sexual, not just in design but how he acts to. Half the time Araki writes his dialogue like pick-up lines and the only relationships he had in the series where he had genuine affection was with two men (Jonathan and Pucci), and DIO stole the body of the first guy and repeteadly touches himself with it.

>I WILL LIVE FOREVER WITH YOUR GORGEOUS BODY WE ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER JOJO

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>15-year-old
God damn it, I always forget this
And I don't know why, it only turns me on even more

Not to mention that Pucci's entire character is built on repression and denial, too. He claims to be a priest while violating the majority of the ten commandments, he savagely beats confessors who piss him off instead of forgiving them, in spite of knowing deep down that the one responsible for Perla's death is himself his every action is to prove to himself it was fate, his fucking stand is a slutty sassmaster in bondage-gear who actively argues with him.

Calm down retard, you're only straight because you were born in a christian monogamous society. Had you been born before Jesus you'd have fucked young boys like everyone else, because fucking young boys tight asses is the best contraception.

i made it black and white because that colored head on a b/w panel triggered my ocd

>>do NOT open this
>opens is
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS HERE'S A (YOU) WHAT THE FUCK
despicable

I bet 4's did this.

>implies heterosexuality did not exist before Christianity
>calls me a retard

This is the mental capacity of your average pederast

I understand you, but the two last parts weren't bad ! Only the middle ones (3,5,6)

>What is a shitpost

Do you like 'em young, user?

>implies heterosexuality did not exist before Christianity
I'm not implying that anywhere, but I'm not surprised a retard like you wouldn't even consider that most people back then were bisexual.
If you must know I'm reading Plato's republic right, and it's amazing how casual they are about fucking boys, like it'

Why were they making sound effects with their mouth in this episode? Did David run out of budget completely?

Well, I look like a retard now. Thanks moot.

??? You ok ?

hey, that girl stole a cross literally while asking forgiveness, she deserved it

I'm going to marry Narancia.

It was a perv fattie, not a chick

>there's got to be some fetishes in play there SOMEWHERE.
Yes, Araki's.

Young bodies are made for fucking. I'm not even talking about just little boys' anuses anymore, both boys and girls even though I am disgusted by the very thought of vaginas, boobs, or the feminine figure in general are cuter, smoother, wetter and more flexible at their teenage years. Perfect for dick-insertion

R-really?

/JoJo/ is dead today

Fucking do it already. Before he finds someone else

I see. I agree with you. Do you have any young siblings? You should tell me your full name and address so we can "get down" with them, if you know what I mean. I have a big black van that would be perfect.

>look like

Ayyyy I missed you, my sweet Naranciaposter-kun!
We're talking about fucking little boys, anything to add? you know you do

I want Hot Pants to be my mommy ^.^

We have to go back

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>it only turns me on even more
>Young bodies are made for fucking. I'm not even talking about just little boys' anuses anymore, both boys and girls even though I am disgusted by the very thought of vaginas, boobs, or the feminine figure in general are cuter, smoother, wetter and more flexible at their teenage years.
>Perfect for dick-insertion

Ok done
Uh no because I'm not gay.

I want to fuck your mom

DONT FUCKING ANSWER TO N*******POSTER JUST REPORT HIM. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. EVERY THREAD I SWEAR

>Alessi probably would have raped Polnareff after he killed him or mutilated him too much to be able to defend himself

No she is mine

Why mane I'm just trying to spread my love.
Is that so wrong?

I don't know. Pucci seems like the one guy who, if he expressed to Dio he wanted to stay celibate, Dio would totally respect that decision. He was the only guy who he saw as his equal.

Still could be something romantic going on there, though.

>Prove it.
Same interview in which a fujo tried pushing that dio was bi

What if Shota Dio and adult Pucci
He IS a catholic priest, after all

>Le pedo meme
Fuck off, I was talking about teenagers and you know I was. I set my limit at 14, and only if they don't actually look like children even though I'm a virgin faggot with zeri social skills who can't seduce even horny 14-year-old faggots

If Alessi was written in Part 7/8 he probably would have been written as an actual serial rapist and not just a really creepy guy who hates children.

/JoJo/ now :

>Anons complaining about JoJo
>Anons who want to fuck the characters
>JoJolion memes
>Conflict
>Shitpost

It makes me sad

"Pucci, my cock is leaking precum as we speak, i want to stick it in your ass right the fuck now, i want to fuck the faith out of you"
"No"
"Ok"

what exactly is wrong with jojolion memes?

What's wrong with wanting to marry narancia.

>i want to fuck the faith out of you"
holy shit this is fucking wild

DIO being bi wasn't something she pushed Araki to say. Oddly enough, while she was extremely rude and gross about other things (suggesting Araki had written the 'Jotaro and Josuke hunt rats in the swamp' plotline with the idea that they'd engage in incestual sexual intercourse afterwards) Araki himself said that he could see DIO being with a man or a woman, without being pressured into saying it by her.

But in the same interview he also said that DIO could never truly love Pucci or anyone else, there's always going to be an undertone of nastiness and lack of equality in any relationship he's in.

>Kaneda: That sounds good! I hope you do (laugh)! Also, I'm hoping that Dio gets involved in their relationship somehow...... Fundamentally, Dio is a character who started out in poverty. So then, because of his desire to be successful in life, he's not afraid of anyone and he's not afraid to dirty himself to make his way to the top. Girls love that sort of thing. Fujoshi-wise, I mean in my mind, at the point in Part 6 where the character of Father Pucci that feels seriously about Dio, I've made this theory of "Dio = Princess" (laugh). Like he started out from the status of prostitute, so he dirtied his body with lots of different men, but his soul never lost its purity. And the 16 year old Pucci was attracted by that...... Early on, there's a scene where Dio and Pucci are sitting slovenly on the same bed facing different directions and having a discussion ('The Time of Heaven', "Stone Ocean" Volume 11). I simultaneously could barely believe my eyes and went mad with joy. That's the effect you must've been going for, right, Araki-sensei?

>Araki: Uh... I didn't really think it would be taken that way, I don't think. Guys do that sorta thing all the time. Just sorta crashing someplace. Like when you go drinking and it gets late, so you need to stay over at somebody's place.

Now fuck off

>frustrated kiddies whining that the interview Dio was confirmed bi was one where a "fujo was pressuring Araki into saying gay shit"
>that answer was the only one that was of his own will
How mad could you be?

>guys fuck off with this pedo meme okay
>I only want to fuck 14 year olds
Wew lad

why did you quote me? i said i am aware it's not canon. fuck off, they're fictional characters, i will make them kiss if i want to

>ywn see DIO and Pucci roomate shenanigans
>ywn see every other villian shenanigans
>ywn see Doppio and Kira team up for try and evade the landlord
>ywn see the neighbors complain about Room 347 being obnoxious every night
Hurts only a little...

I said LIMIT, and only if they don't look like children.

Now fuck off if you don't want to discussed more important, jojo-related matters, such as if Dio would actually want Pucci's dick or not, and how much it is influenced by fujos

I feel bad for that fujo, whoever she is.

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GOOD PIE JO JO

>i will make them kiss if i want to
Then keep it to yourself

"Pucci. Pucci. Pucci. I had an idea."
"You know that being raped isn't a sin, right? My, look at you, so helpless. I'm sure you know that any show of resistance would be a mere formality against me, and the Lord would forgive you. You had no choice, did you Pucci?"
"Indeed, God could never criticize you even as you threw back your head and screamed his name during my most thorough ravishment of you, could he?"

>Then keep it to yourself
Do you want him to put a trigger warning on it too?

>lamo i wanna fug dis chrcter xD
Quality discussion on a well written character right?

>feeling bad for fujos
>ever
Shippers of any sort deserve everything bad that comes their way.

Again, do you want your fucking favorite blankie and a warm glass of milkies? Don't cry you little fag

Did you get this pic off knowyourmeme?

>shitposting is fine guys xdd ur jus a faggot lol
I don't think Cred Forums is for you fellow redditor

shipping two characters isn't "wanting to fuck a character" anyways, if you want quality discussion why dont you contribute yourself?

Awww, you gonna shit your diapies?

This isn't milkies!

what is wrong with knowyourmeme?

Does anyone have any good Part 5 wallpapers? Doppio/Diavolo specifically.

Is he "our guy?"

Nothing just curious bro

This thread is no good.

i dont wanna fuck my mom

Nah. I did upload it there though.

Got me to reply well done

I've been contributing edits and OC for JoJo on Cred Forums for years, I absolutely have a right to complain about people shitting up the board, I'm tired of this shitty fucking general sapping the fucking life out of the series

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You're no good.

Can you post that colored Damo?

If you have to ask you should probably fuck off

>thinking a jojo general is relevant in any way

No, Kira is.

I have never related more to a villain in any series in my life.

It is relevant, because it kills any chance for a serious thread about the series to be made on Cred Forums, or even any other fucking board

Shut up, he`s me.
I`ve never related more to a character in my life.

What does this mean?

I have feelings, you know?

I don't relate to Kira, I AM Kira

He isn't a character, he is ME

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it and posted without thinking about how my words could hurt someone. I'm sure you're very good, user.

Fuck yourself. Use the noose that your mom bought you for your last birthday

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How the fuck is he going to fuck himself with a noose?

no, I am Kira

Why this doodle is so funny?

Could you two guys keep it down. Kira Yoshikage is just a guy trying to live a quiet life, and there's no reason you be trying to relate to him. Unless you're saying you're both good employees, which he is. There's no reason trying to say you're me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a hand appointment.

I`d post my entire paragraph about being Kira I posted some months back but I can`t seem to find it.
Apart from the obvious stuff I also mentioned his quirks and mannerisms as well as his love for classical music as a ghost and how when I was younger I wished to be a ghost roaming around the world with one lone female companion and wearing the same type of outfit Deaman`s Questions Kira does.

>The thread is rolling in its own excrement and bile as usual
Why can't we just be nicer? It costs nothing and it generally leads to better discussions.

Because this is a general and shouldn't be on this site

I think it's the derp-eyes and hand. She looks like some sort of retarded fish.

Quck, guys. Name at least three

No, I'm Spartacus!

The complete lack of a nose really pulls it together.

these digits

I don't find it funny at all. In fact, I just jacked off to it

>a serious thread about the series to be made on Cred Forums
When was the last time we had a separate thread on Cred Forums about JoJo that wasn't an animeonly circle jerk ?

Some bad company love

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You sound like you would enjoy reddit more. I'm not memeing, if you want a nicer place for reddit discussion go there. I would rather exist here in the shit, but if you're not an irredeemable piece of shit that needs attention then get out while you still can.

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It was me, Dio!

checked

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What would you do if you were hit by 400 mudas?

jornalcruzeiro.com.br/materia/730840/voluntarios-participam-de-plantio-de-400-mudas-de-arvores-no-futuro-parque-municipal

How did that line become such a meme anyways?

>manga edition
>favourite OP/ED
>favourite voice

I like that one, where space suit drawn around already finished Jolyn

Last chapter thread was two months ago

Die

I can't believe Joshuu asked to suck his mom's tits. I can't believe how much of a shit Joshuu is.

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is there any reason to post these once?i post mine whenever i see someone post but its not like people rate eachother's favourites
also they are %90 same

nips started it years ago

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more than once*

ALPHA MALE

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What the FUCK was this chapter? Holy eating her fingers, the Higashikata dancing, Joshuu wanting to suckle his mom tits and geting impaled...

it was... bizarre

Three what? Memes?
Muda muda/Ora ora
Wryyyy/DIO in general
King Crimson confusion

but y

No. NO. You got it all wrong. You stupid, stupid man.

>geting impaled
Joshuu getting impaled by a chair was the highlight of this chapter. The best part is Norisuke face palming while the whole thing is happening.

autism

I`m so sorry user I`ll do better next time.
Really though the fuck does it mean?

WHY ISN'T THERE A FAVORITE QUOTE CASE?!

Jesus Christ, Joshuu, you're hitting new lows every new chapter.

>he hasn't sucked his mom's tits before

>esidisi
unfuckable.
>kars
hot but shitty primadonna personality
>wamuu
the purest man, the best husband you could have

Quotes are not something I could ever remember well from the series.

>doing it when adult

Just one number away from foolishly revealing your stand and getting ora'd the fuck out

Confusion...

>Unfuckable
He's got the delicious brown going on, he outsmarted Joseph a couple of times, he's funny, he's not afraid of expressing his emotions or admitting his weaknesses, can deepthroat like no other, and he has functional tentacles. Use your head, user.

There are tons of great, memorable quotes in jojo though.

I want to get into jojo
Where do i start

Part one

Part 1 of the manga
Start at the beginning, and when you get to the end, stop.

Just pick up at the part where Jotaro gets his head blown off, you'll figure shit out from there.

Part 1, anime then read the manga from where the anime ends. Then read the bits you didn't read.
Get out before assholes spoil you.

At the fucking beginning. Why is this so hard for you god damn retards.

I would prefer if your retarded ass didn't start the series though, you don't deserve to.

But ACDC is a cuck asshole.

If you're going to fuck an ancient Mayan super entity, you'd fuck Whamu

start at the beginning, don't skip parts, don't touch these threads until you're caught up unless you don't give a shit about spoilers

>watch the part 1 anime then read the mango
fuck off

I just want you to know that Jonathan dies in part 1, and Jotaro and his daughter Jolyne die in part 6. No matter what you do, don't forget these things.

So if you could rename a couple of stands what would you change them too?

c-moon to wayward son baby face to digital love

go part 5>part 1>part 7>part 3>part 8>part 2>part 4>part 6 for a tarantinoesque experience

The PB anime was better than the manga

I meant all of the anime, not just part 1.

bigger fuck off

kcuf ffo

All of the anime before DIO's World was better than the manga

Thanks user, I already was half way through when I thought it clashed to much, but I was too lazy and said "fuck it"

A lot of people think Jojo has a ton of material and side series' and shit for it and people are legit confused where to start.
They don't really know how Jojo is just kind of linear I guess. The fact that the protagonist keeps changing doesn't help.
These kind of people shouldn't be spoiled, animeonlys should be though.

Jotaro knew he shouldn't have eaten that gum... It was lying on the desk in his office one day, when he returned from a fishing trip with the now crippled Polnareff. He had this odd feeling of being watched that entire time, yet, he couldn't quite put his finger on who would do such a thing; After all, DIO was out of the picture and it was unlikely that anyone was still under his control. So just who could it possibly be? He pondered and pondered but it was all in vain. Suddenly his phone began to ring; He rolled over, back to his desk and answered. It was none other than Polnareff. "Jotaro!" He yelled, "I'm a blueberry!" At that moment, Jotaro knew it must have been a new enemy, a new stand user, he brought out Star Platinum who was now also a giant, blue blimp and prepared for battle.

C-Moon to Wayward Son would be worse:
>no relation to gravity
>no "I'll never get to heaven" lyrics

Kars said himself that Wamuu was too pure a warrior.

If he had sexual feelings towards you he'd probably get confused and punch you in the face at best, look what happened to Joseph.

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>Involving Polnareff in this
Scum

Kira is a good looking alpha. He is smart and better then the average person (see how he deliberately got 3rd place in many competitions he was in).
You guys are not Kira. You guys are Joshuu: a self centered jew who doesn't realize the shithead that he is.

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why I still read spoilers cautiously and rage a little when I see them if I already read all parts?

/snk/ is autistic anyway

But user, reading through this book has given me such pleasure. It truly is the Gold Experience™
I'll have you know these books were folded 10000 times in Araki's asshole

IT'S NOT TOO LATE, C'MON!

How the fuck did gappy survive getting his liver cut out?
How did Norisuke get his hand back?

>not wanting to fuck ACDC
>not wanting him delicious brown /fit/ aztec
>not wanting him to tell you of his past adventures with Sun Tzu and Kars
>not wanting him to take your arm and fist you with it
>not wanting him to inject you with his boiling hot cum

People in this board have no taste
Wham is for gentle, caring love.

Why is Jojolion so disappointing?

Why isn't this as good and interesting as Steel Ball Run?

Keep reading, it gets much better.

>alpha
but he gets ousted by a bunch of kids, by Koichi of all people

>ACDC
>Wham
It's Esidisi and Wamuu. You are the one with no taste.

I can't read Araki's manuscripts user, he wouldn't let me.

I know this bait, but it's at chapter 58. How much did you like SBR until Civil War?

l'm actually impressed how much potential JoJo has for weird porn.
>hierophant green
>yellow temperance
>earth wind and fire
>goo goo dolls and little feet
>paper moon king
>vitamin c

Which Pillar-Man do you think would make the least-dangerous husbando? How about the most?

I think Kars would be the least likely to kill you and Santana would be the most. Kars doesn't really give a shit about anything except 'muh aja' and makes and hires vampires who he doesn't eat unless they act out, whereas Santana is an autistic fuck that they ditched because he couldn't control himself at all.

I think he noticed she was stealing the chairs with her stand and did that to call her out.
Then he started trash talking because that's the kind of thing Joshuu does.

A lot, and I actually didn't like Civil War.

who would do this
why

please don't

Not him, but I loved SBR from the start and didn't really get invested in Jojolion until the Damo chapters.

On rereading I found myself enjoying Jojolion a lot more, but reading for the first time at the start it just seemed like a bunch of confusing, largely-disconnected storylines that went nowhere. As soon as you saw how it all tied together it was great, though.

Who is this jizz genie?

>Forgetting High Priestess
Canon Jotaro vore/femdom

Did you believed him /jojo/?

remove orange or i kill

No, he was a piece of shit.

I think we should ask Joseph

koichi is cheating, there's no man more alpha than him.
kira was alpha enough to come to another man's house disguised as him and instantly making his wife fall in love.

why did araki do that drawing inside the bubbles shit in SBR

it's not even like he's using some magical copy method to just make a billion, he's straight up drawing every individual picture

I posted it on /y/ fucker.
Also have this
go-6ta.tumblr.com/

Sauce

What the fuck is that 'walking three steps behind her husband' shit though? That's depressingly distant.

There's way more than the ones l listed, but you get the idea.

If he removes it, a stand will activate

The overuse of those little pictures made this part hilarious, which wasn't the intent I imagine.

NO

l think it's cute

In that case where the fuck is my stand?

myreadingmanga.info/omomuki-high-jump-jojo-no-kimyou-na-bouken-dj-love-darkness-eng/

Check these other JoJo works from Omomuki High Jump/ Konpane.
myreadingmanga.info/omomuki-high-jump-konbane-jojo-no-kimyou-na-bouken-dj-jojo-eng/
myreadingmanga.info/jojo-no-kimyou-na-bouken-dj-jojo-eng/

These doujins are actually really good, they are not porn, and it even has a good art style.

New Vento Aureo chapters are out.

Is Jojo a tragedy or a comedy?

Looks like king crimson

Yo /jojo/ how is Valentine alive after doing this?

Everything magic'd back to normal after Damo died.

Thanks bro, will do

Link?

YESSSSS

THANK YOU JJCA

He's immune to sponging because of D4C

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The user of D4C is an exception to the rule.

Chapter 538 - Notorious B.I.G - Part 6: bato.to/reader#d2e116941d0ab246

Chapter 539 - Spice Girl - Part 1: bato.to/reader#b89f4daf643882f7

Chapter 540 - Spice Girl - Part 2: bato.to/reader#c6159db85ae734e4

Chapter 541 - The Island of Sadegna - Storm Warning!: bato.to/reader#e13dd9e98cb8ad1f

D4C makes him immune to the effect of coming into contact with his alternate self.

That actually sounds like a cool reading order, put part 8 last though

Quick Cred Forums, say something cool!

LET HIM HAVE IT!

myreadingmanga.info/omomuki-high-jump-jojo-no-kimyou-na-bouken-dj-love-darkness-eng/
Here you go fampai

after we kick your ass
it'll be in the books

I-I was just pretending to be retarded! Baaaka!

A cock stand, that is

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The chances of you winning are paper thin, baAKAA

l BET YOU WASN'T SPECTER-lNG THAT

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What?

well, i guess things didn't DEVELOP as you planned, baaaaaka.

NorisukeTrainsHamon.png

Am l the only one who imagines Norisuke with old Joseph's voice? l think it fits perfectly.

GHOST DAD MORE LIKE GHOST BAD HAHA

It sounded better in my head

I-I'm not gay! I just find Kira extremely lewd!

It really does

Pic related

Fuck off

Kill yourself.

Oh you mean I'd get a boner didn't you?

naked shota dick when? when will the hot bath scene get animated?

Why do JJL Kira and Gappy have some amazing midriffs?

Wait, so if this Jotaro only got big when Alessi used his stand on him, and he somehow still conceived Jolyne, does that mean that Jotaro A) had sex as a tiny chibi or B) Alessi was in the room when it happened?

A bit of both.

>I'm too retarded to know what tragedies and comedies are

I'm just stopping by to remind you guys that Tarkus was capable of crushing people like literal twigs and he smashed a giant cliff with a sword swing

post deep/meaningful moments that actually make you think or reconsider your mindset

And that Jonathan was able to demolish him and surpass his strength and crushed the collar even Tarkus couldn't.

Jonathan was a mountain who didn't need no Stand

M'kay dude

Jonathan died to a severed head assisted by a zombie drug-dealer
He's not that great

Whenever Araki draws Jonathan in his new style, I try to imagine how that twink would able to beat Tarkus.

but user... twink tarkus

The vanilla ice fight.
>Avdol dying to save Polnareff after telling him to watch his own ass
>Polnareff proving himself by not trying to run away and surviving because of it
>lggy keeping to his rebel personality until the end, not following a single order

Wrong thread?

You must be incredibly fucked up if you actually had a revelation from reading Jojo.

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Why person would survive getting stabbed multiple times in the neck and using all your strength at once?

>This cute little Kakyoin got killed by DIO, The World's fist leaving his tiny body next to unrecognizable
>He went back to Japan in a small child's coffin
wew lad

Gyro touching his steel balls made me realize I'm a faggot.

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>Being a faggot for Gyro
Good taste

I'm really starting to like Joshuu more.
Even after what happened in the new chapter I'm still liking him more.

I guess I'll concede that one.

Really made me think

I love Joshuu's devious fucking squint in this picture.

This artist is the best.

Holy shit you are working fast now. Will the dream finally happen and we get a decent part 5 translation before the anime?

If Chibi Kakyoin got gutted by The World's fists whatever was left of him would fit in a tiny box.

I really want to see what Gappy will do to get his money/Rokakaka for Holly.

oh I just realized that the "all better" part is from the kira panel. I'm retarded.

It's all up to the faggot, NearZero.

This is quite possibly the safest and most mediocre taste here.

JoJo made me realize that DOITSU NO KAKAGU WA
SEKAI ICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Instead of coolly and silently accepting his death he'd probably burst into tears during his last moments and make everyone (including DIO) feel horrible.

Let's migrate

My first thought was Harvest 2.0 but with bubbles

Shakedown Road might come back

That moment when Kekyoin died I realized that I am actually a fleshbud

I hope that Norisuke helps pay for Holly's fee to get her out of that shitty room

How would you rate your thread experience on a scale of 1 to 10?

There's still 4 volumes left, not counting the Di Molto translations.

Fuck man now I feel bad for Chibi Kek
>make everyone (including DIO) feel horrible.
DIO would probably just make it worse by turning him into a zombie on the spot

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Here is my retarded pet theory on Jobin:

Jobin is not Jobin but a rock man who replaced the real Jobin during early childhood with the Higashikata Family being none the wiser (because of stand power or Norisuke being shoe on head retarded) .

The real Jobin died by the hands of Kaato, she was expect to sacrifice herself for Jobin because of the Rock disease, the rock men gave her a better offer and she kills Jobin instead. Jobin gets replaced, Kaato gets caught with a mysterious dead kid, and now the rock men have a inside man watching the family.

The question still remains on why the rock men have such a hard on for the Higashikata Family...

>using the copyright filtered names unironically

I bet you call them Shining Diamond and Deadly Queen

I think Shining Diamond sounds cooler than Crazy Diamond, and Esidesi makes more sense as a name than ACDC; Whamuu is lame though.

My all time favorite is D4C though, it sounds cool.

>having taste this good

Do this order.
It builds up the main villain DIO as a mystery and ends with a cool closure of his legacy.
Part 4 > part 5 > part 2 > part 3 > part 1 > part 6
It`s called the "Dio Order".
OR you can do another popular choice and put part 1 last as an epilogue.
Have fun!

>Favorite jojo
>favorite minor villian
>favorite stand ability
>least favorite stand
Well... its something i guess