Loli love reptile

Loli love reptile

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The truth behind crocodiles.

What

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>how is crocky formed?
Well, now we know.

Good thread.

what

I guess I'll have to get rid of that alligator

How many drugs do you have to take to think of this.

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That's a crocodile. Alligators have hidden teeth.

>Blanc
>loli

Shit thread

Interesting.


>Artist's commentary
Original
All Things Bright and Dangerous

A few days ago the thought came to me that I wanted to draw Blanc hugging something. I didn't care what it was, it just had to be something.

I then decided to draw a crocodile.

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Where the fuck are their feathers?

user I don't think that;s the important thing we should be asking here

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Oy vey, the fuck is this reptilian propaganda?

This makes me think, If you were the first thing a raptor saw as soon as it was born and raised it and all that, would it really imprint on you?

Dromaeosauridae are known for their feathers. You wouldn't draw a toucan with out feathers, would you?

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Yes, pretty much all birds imprint easily. Even nasty fuckers like cassowaries that can disembowel you.

>this entire thread
Oh dear, it appears I have stumbled upon old Cred Forums. How delightfully quaint.

Which is a more magical place
New or old?

Different fellow but old. Can't stand those Cred Forums fuckers leaking out. They're even worse than when it was /new/ leaking out.

Old. Definitely old. New Cred Forums is just annoying and stressful.

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New one has too much drama, too many fee fees get hurt over opinions. Too many fragile people with big egos.

Seriously, I love this thread.

This man is literally my hero. I can't believe it's been 10 years.

F

at least he died like he lived

Stabbed through the heart by a stingray?

with animals in his heart

That didn't quite work user

I know, he kind of ruined my setup.

Well he technically lived for a very brief period during that state.

Loli is reptile

Reptiles suck

I agree. Dinosaurs and by extension, birds are so much better.

No, you suck

You just have to be Italian

>reptile owner who can't accept their pet monster is completely mindless and incapable of affection

Actually I can see why you'd like them, they remind you of yourselves.

>Miia hater pls go

Went to see his movie multiple times in cinema as a kid RIP my favourite Australian cunt.

I don't have a pet, actually. I miss my cat.

lizards are cute

youtube.com/watch?v=p-zGIS-WWZQ

youtube.com/watch?v=l4qUsOC8xUI

I love that stage.

Took me fucking decades to get past the very start of it.

Cute as fuck

Really? I beat the game the week it first came out. Then again it took me 20 over years to beat the first X game.

Elaborate.

>He doesn't know about the Codex Seraphinianus
Next you are going to tell me you don't know about the Voynich Manuscript.

That's a cute manga.

this is the weirdest loli thread we have had in months

Your lord and savior has arrived.

This is actually the reptile thread.
The loli thread is at >>>/l/

Not enough people posting reptiles.

Dinosaurs are not reptiles.
learn2taxonomy

loli olev lizard
youtube.com/watch?v=3vf2lyDUMrI

Art from the 60s is so weird

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Oh come on, he didn't even touch the girl!

Reptiles know how to please their waifu.

youtube.com/watch?v=A-xO8SNOhn8

Tyrannosaurus Rex had feathers as well.

ara ara~

Does anyone else have a huge lizardman fetish?

I feel like there's really not enough lizardmen service in anime.

Faggot birdfags ruining my childhood.

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You mad?
You might not want to pursue a career in science if you can't handle scientific truths.

I bet you also believed Horner when he said the T-rex was a faggot scavenger.

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Does anyone remember that doujin(?) of that loli getting raped by a komodo dragon? Its kinda old, the art looks very bad in a late 90s sort of way.

Nope. I'm in the camp that believes they hunted in packs. There's fossilized evidence in Montana were paleontologists found what looks like a family group of T-Rex were hunting sauropods. Foot prints were of various sizes. The older ones probably stole/had first claims over the kill, kind of like how lions do it.

Also posting a better raptor.

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>no feathers
Dropped.

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>loli getting raped by a komodo dragon
I need this.

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Fucking manta rays. F

I'm gonna have nightmared tonight

dont worry there is very little risk this happens to you

Yea, that would involve him fucking a woman.

That's not funny my brother and his gf died that way.

What planet did this Earth trivia came from?

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I don't know about the Voyn-
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Every time it happens some fucker has to make a post like yours and mess it up. Please die.

People that can't handle that feathered can be just as badass as scaly are just too attached to their childhoods to see they're both cool, and knowing that dinosaurs with and without feathers existed is a net gain.

Look at this mother fucker.

I wouldnt mind being fed after a vulture after I die.

I love those vultures.
I bet these fags never ran into a turkey, let alone a flock of them.
>yfw my drill sergeants at ft. knox carried loaded 9mm just in case we ran in to them

These mostly only eat bones, so it'd be kinda messy.

>running into one of this

some lewd for you all

remove

youtube.com/watch?v=6sTUSnUgDXI
You can get Salmonella like that.

So that's why crocodiles outlived the dinosaurs...

Lizard loev reptile.

Clean dromeadauridaes shave user, you should know this to be a respectable bespectacled paleonthologist.

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is this a lizard thread or a loli thread

i cant tell at all

I want one of these as a pet.
Dromeadauridaegirls pluck their pubs off you mean.

>Dinosaurs were homosexual satanists

This is too fucking funny for a reaction image.

Man I fucking love dinosaur pajamas

No, I mean they all shaved, why do you think they had those huge razor sharp claws?

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I have you covered.

how long have you been waiting to post that?

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Where is this from?

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Akagi had sex with jurassic park

lolis are cuter than reptiles

Mari Okada's card game anime.

Yeah that was the joke.

it is whichever you want it to be

Those geckos are mean as fuck.
Wait the one with the suffering or am I thinking of something else?

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It's the one you're thinking about.

youtube.com/watch?v=5szSFt6Xc1Y

Man, that's cute as fuck. I love birds. I might just go down to the animal shelter and adopt one or two.
Thanks. I might check it out. Do any of the girls die. Is it OK t pick a random favorite or am I going to end up crying?

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That's one manly loli.

It's Mari Okada, get ready for melodrama.

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There's 50 crocs in my backyard back home, I didn't know there was constant orgies going on while I slept.

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How do crocs taste like? We eat alligator here in the states. It's like chicken, but more gamey and naturally spicy with out seasoning.

>you'll never be a crocodile or a loli
>or a lolidile
>or a crocololi

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Murata Renji is a literal monster.
How does he manage to draw such cute girls?

He's secretly a reptile.

Ironically I never ate crocodile meat nor aligator meat before, closet I had was iguana meat.

Do you suppose that's what happened to Dingodile? An experiment gone wrong?

W-what are they gonna do with the lizard?

He really is a god among men

>iguana meat
I hear that tastes good with corn tacos.

Ever noticed most lolicon artists are god tier?

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Lolicons confirmed for superior artistic genes

>people who pander to me are so great
wow

what do you think?

>Lolicons confirmed for superior genes
fify
>not being a lolicon

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The reptilian menace must be stopped

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Go away, Alex. No body likes you.

Seriously, HOW DOES HE DO IT?
FUCKING
HOW?

Your mom must be stopped

He probably does a Russle and traces the real thing.

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nice

Nothing this perfect exists in real life to be traced

Exactly. I mean, I can see how it looks more realistic than other loli artists. But it's way too perfect.

We'll get to the undead menace soon enough.

>tfw no loli waifu that stores all her fat in her tail

This is my wife, Levitan.

Why are spats the official BEST loli clothing?

She needs a bigger butt

That's a nice looking dilo. Where is it?

How can he trace anything if he's blind?

I know Gerupin traced at least several of the poses in one of his early loli/shota doujins.

>Model nicknamed "Dyzio", Geological Museum of the Polish Geological Institute, Warsaw
I got it off the Wikipedia page.

I had croc curry before, it literally almost exactly like chicken. I thought it was just chicken at first, but there was something off about it.

I had some croc bits a while back and it tasted way more fishy than chickeny.

A local store here sells iguana meat, anyone had it before?

Alligator is amazing. I feel bad for eating it, but then again, chickens are literally dinosaurs, so I got over it. When I went down to Mississippi, I went to a Chinese restaurant that served alligator with orange sauce. It was great.

Bullying a tsundere lizard loli with magic.

>I feel bad for eating it
Eh, what I had was from a breeder.
Not a proper croc though, it was a small species I'm not sure how they call it in english.

Food is food, how it got there should be no concern of yours, unless it's one of those 70+ year old titans at which point they're living relics and should be left well enough alone.

Caiman?

[SCARY MONSTERS]

Get corn tortillas with it. Cook it like carne asada.

I looked up the colloquial name and it seems so. Good guess.

I've seen one of these in person at the SF zoo. They just throw mice at it and it snaps at them in midair. It's surreal

The holes in their skulls put them in the same group of reptiles as Crocodiles and Birds friendo.

Feathered Tyrannosaurs are the pinnacle of evolution. I thought that those tracks were from an earlier species than T-Rex itself. There weren't mainly sauropods in North America at the end of the Cretaceous.

They make decent pets, I hear.


>lived in northern illinois
>some ass releases his pet alligators in the local lake
>went swimming there with my niece almost every other week end

How new am I to have never seen this before fug

>The holes in their skulls put them in the same group of reptiles as Crocodiles and Birds
Yeah that means Mammals are a type of reptiles with that logic.
As for the foot prints, we don't know exactly what tyrannosaur made them, but is was a member of the tyrannosaur family. T-Rex was the largest, yes but there a few more or that the later T-Rex grew smaller towards the end.

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>tfw a lizard gets more pussy than you

inb4 someone posts the snake dicking pic.

Where you ever able to find her remains?

My friendo.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archosauriformes

I hadn't heard about T-Rexs growing smaller at the very end. I mean they were the biggest Tyrannosaur and certainly the biggest land predator in the Northern Hemisphere at the time. Considering it lived alongside the Triceratops, the largest of its kind and the bigger Hardrosaurs, it had to be huge.

He probably gets plenty of lizard pussy on the side too.

I stand corrected. This is why an invertebrate specialist shouldn't talk about vertebrates.
Also the smaller T-Rex is a hypothesis I read some where a few months ago. Kind of like the hypothesis of how Megalodon didn't really die out but instead grew smaller and became the Great Whites of today.
Nah, she was replaced by a bitch, tho.

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youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg

Reptiles are shit-tier animals that will never like you.
Birdrs is where it's at.

Why do people seem to care so much about if the animal likes you or not?

What the point of taking care of something if all it will do is bite you at the first occasion?
It can't learn anything and will never think of you as master or friend.
It will never try to communicate with you or anything.

Even fucking spiders are better than reptiles as pet.

See They might be lesser than birds and mammals, but it's not like they're 100% lacking in brainpower. Even if they were, you might care for them because you find them beautiful, because you find them cool, or just because you got attached to one even if it isn't attached to you. No creature owes you affection and getting affection paid back isn't the only valid reason to give it in the first place.

Why are there no anime series on the topic of dinosaurs yet? I want my Lost World animu

is that the loli and the poacher that got eaten by compys in Jurassic Park 2?

loves Ergo...

>loli loves lewd

why does 3d have to ruin everything?

They're probably super hard to animate, but I find it weird too. Given how much they love Godzilla you'd think some studio would think to try it sometime.

Yes.

because it's cute

Thank you for showing me the glory of this artist.

What a qt3.14

Reminder that crocs give 0 shits about themselves or each other
youtube.com/watch?v=JLy-Iiy_Zp4

They literally can't feel fear, they just aren't built for it.

They are, however, capable of love
youtube.com/watch?v=I7fZZUfvx0s

The Japanese Goburin is a relatively close relative of the reptiles.

Anime when?

would you let a lizard loli kiss you on the penis?

Cute!

This is my reptile
He is cute

And that's why only sick fucks love concensual sex in a missionary position

I don't think bats are close relatives to reptiles, but I'm posting a bat loli anyway.

>Bats
>close relatives to reptiles

you should've learned back in high school that bats are mammal.

loli haet reptile

ples don't hate snek

Fun fact:The Taxon "Reptiles" is paraphyletic meaning you have to exclude some animals From the higher Taxon of sauropsida to get it.

is that the one where the snakes are going all the way through her body from ass to mouth

Codex Seraphinianus is some good shit

Mouth to ass, actually.

>The Voynich manuscript has been studied by many professional and amateur cryptographers, including American and British codebreakers from both World War I and World War II.[19] No one has yet succeeded in deciphering the text, and it has become a famous case in the history of cryptography. The mystery of the meaning and origin of the manuscript has excited the popular imagination, making the manuscript the subject of novels and speculation. None of the many hypotheses proposed over the last hundred years has yet been independently verified.

At this point I'm starting to think that chaos gods are real.

haha ya same

Truly the NGE of literature.

There has actually been some recent work in deciphering some of the names in the Voynich manuscript which suggests that it is actually a real work of mediaeval botany and probably comes from the Near East.
youtube.com/watch?v=fpZD_3D8_WQ

Dragon Quest porn, I think it might be. Not a doujin.

iirc this was caused by stress because bad living conditions

From the amount of details, yes he probably references photographs. But probably not 100% pure trace
But it was most likely adults and he lolify them

I fucking love them

F

Gattai!

It's actually one certain tooth that's hidden, irc the fourth big fang. Not sure though.

>snek
VIGILO CONFIDO MOTHERFUCKER

TAKBIR
BEHEAD AYYLMAO

Reminder that snek and filthy ayys should be offered in sacrifice to Commander and His most Holy Prophet.

REMOVE

It was a shitty stingray. Mantas are cute.

lolis were made for croc cock

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Do you remember me, Cred Forums?

OP here
What the fuck is going on in this thread?

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never4get

people are posting reptiles
what do you think is going on in here?

>Murata stalks children and photographs them in erotic situations
This might be more worrisome implication than I previously thought.

the difference between alligators and crocodiles is that one will see you later, and the other will see you in a while

Mom get off Cred Forums

I want that Mary fig.

I could never stand this guy, he didn't give a fuck about the animals personal space. Look at that poor reptile, he's got his hand on his butt while chocking him. He's molesting that cocodrile while laughing and posing for a pic, is like some savage mindbreak doujin.

You're just distracted by the face. Crop the image a bit and suddenly it's much more plausible.

Lolizard?

Makes me wonder what he did to Terri in the bed room.

It's funny because they're basically moles with wings.

Papi is best dinosaur.

I have a feeling Demo is in this thread right now.

I hate animals with facial features that mimic human smiles.

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I'm sure he can attend a life drawing session or two at the university he teaches at if he needs references for some particularly challenging composition

>educating the next generation of character designers in the fine art of loli

Thank you based Kyoto Seika U

Better pass on the knowledge before all the governments start bowing down to feminist propaganda.

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Are you the girl that got chewed on by her pet bird?

>chewed on by her pet bird
Why is this allowed?

What do we know about crocodiles?
What ARE crocodiles?

Posting superior waifu.

A form of giant angry water cat.

Thinking about water lizards...

ついにやって来たわに

>つ
>っ

youtube.com/watch?v=oEJ97oIgW24
Crazy fucks.

Who doesn't love lizards?

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Not quite as cool as their land dwelling ancestors.

Now they just bide their time in rivers and swamps. When the stars are right, they'll reclaim the land from puny Mammals.

looks cool until a hippo tears its ass apart

You should read this if you like cute girls and reptiles.

but why?
Why would anyone

Why are hippos such assholes?
Beats me. I think it's crazy to keep a snake that grows more than 10feet as a pet, let alone a fucking living croc.

Not many chapters translated tho.

This pleases me

Piss off

This is a Christian board

I can confirm this

[AND SUPER CREEPS]

>the lolicons whose money make this amusement park possible are the true monsters
Lost it.
Also
>tfw no rapterloli gf

>The Professor

This thread needs music: youtube.com/watch?v=x6Mx5xKOMAk

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Why do you have to be such a faggot?

youtube.com/watch?v=BuBGktHCJNU

Frogs are reptiles too

youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

Loli share reptile

T-Rex best girl, as expected.

Isn't she the original T-Rex from the first movie?

Needs more nuclear-powered reptiles.

This is why headpats are the purest form of love, they trascend any boundary!

The west considers them rape these days.

>back in fifth grade
>gave my crush a head pat
>she runs to the teacher and tells on me
>get suspended for five days
It was around this time I started hating 3D.

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>no finger in her butt

They poop from there, though.

You're thinking of her cloaca.

Not today, she doesn't.

Do dragongirls have cloacas?

>Rustle traces
I want this meme to die. Some poor fucks will actually believe it, you know?

>Draw a girl
>Call it a dragon

Iguanas are beautiful

>tfw no loli to play MK with

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I don't know what I expected when opening this thread

This is my 2nd worst nightmare, just behind spiders with wings

>>>/?/

youtube.com/watch?v=p-zGIS-WWZQ

Forgot to mention, those guys are critically endangered.

Iguanas?

A reptile dog would be the coolest fucking pet.

The Cayman Brac Iguana.

Iguanas look tasty and people eat their eggs over here, but I'd feel too shit for buying and eating them.

>a bunch of nerds responding to a picture that's a little weird with over exaggerated reactions

So nothing has changed?

>the reason they cut the scene was because loli camilla belle was gang raped by bunch of compys
at last I truly see

She's more of a bird than a dragon. A cockatrice.
I'm guessing that's why she didn't get scales.

Didn't her character survive in canon?

>Draw a girl
>Call it a monster chick

They transform.

That's some cosplay-tier meh.

Don't bully my waifu.

she did
kinda strange for a nip artist to draw her like this

And that's why I'm a virgin, I'm not falling for that shit

I wonder how many people have already been lost to the crocodile limbo.

Anybody has read Tsuru Tsuru to Zara Zara no Aida?

New chapters never

Girls that are into reptiles are either very nice or complete psychopaths.

>cosplay-tier
Getting PTSD flashbacks from /mgg/ in 2013, now that was some cancer.

Could someone explain to me why, if loli/shota is illegal in the US, it's so easy to access and so many sites host it (including Cred Forums)? The mods shut down CP threads, but why not loli ones? Why haven't we been vanned?

Even outside of more esoteric sites, there are animators like ZONE who make underage stuff and flaunt their material in the open light (he has a very popular youtube channel that gives updates on his works)

How are so many people getting away with it?

Agreed, but that design is still cosplay tier.

>loli/shota is illegal in the US
It's by a state by state basis, but federally, it's allowed. They only go after you if you're downloading the real thing with it.

I kind of figured. Is there a source to show which states are safe and unsafe?

>that scene
I wish there was an S2.
Do you happen to have the image with the magic bag of holding turned RPG?
(you)

I've seen an image floating around. I usually don't save them.

Sadly no, i don't even remember that one.

All the implications of shitposting in the world aren't gonna change that she is practically the literal definition of a cosplay tier monster girl design.

Why does this make you mad?

Sadness.
(you)

There are two reasons. The first reason is that crimes on the internet rarely lead to legal actions. The second reason is that loli/shota does not lead to legal actions even when committed outside the internet. Put these two things together and it is very unlikely at all that loli/shota leads someone to trouble. You could walk into most police stations and slap on the desk of a police officer a photocopied pile of loli/shota and there's 99.999999% odds you will be told to stop fucking around and just leave. If you are slapped with a charge, it will be one that has nothing to do with the legality of loli/shota in particular. If copyright infringement can't be stopped on the internet, a crime with a clear victim, then a victimless crime doesn't stand much of a chance. Loli/shota is more clearly defined as illegal in many places outside the US, such as Canada, and the law still isn't enforced.

Found it!


Also: telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/09/11/dolphins-recorded-having-a-conversation-for-first-time/
Not really reptile related, but still incredible.

May I please have the full pic? I can't find it.

Loli loves reptile. It's only natural.

Thanks, that makes me feel better

Most of the points on the side of the paedophiles is arguably wrong.

>Cred Forums
I'm sure it's one guy and the rest shit up his threads.

Anyone who likes 3D is already a menace to society

"Plz halp i em stuck"

I wouldn't argue with that.

LOL holy shit

Are amphibians some kind of offset of reptiles?

You will never hide under a blanket with your loli.

They are basically the prototype for reptiles.

Nah, Cred Forums's cool
But it's probably the board with the most pedophiles right now

But user, if you have 3D lolis you can hug them.

If my loli was 3D I wouldn't want to hug her anymore.

Your loss, more headpats and hugs for me.

What the fuck is with the google image search the past few months. It's fucking impossible to find anything. Can I have sauce pls.

I heard there were a few complaints about niggers getting confused with large apes, and so google neutered their search algorithms.

10/10

This movie was crap but having the dino as cute girls may have helped it being less shitty.

It's the same old hag/loli manga that has been posted a bunch in loli threads recently.

I love Ro-Kyu-Bu and its delicious lolispats. We need another season. Heck I would still watch it if it was only about Tomoka's butt problems.

They probably smell weird and make a lot of loud noises. They also age really rapidly.

Depends on the loli.

That's hilarious.
>i don't look like no ape
>we are apes

Sheltered parenting and hormone therapy could delay that aging process for many years.

Wasn't that how the whole harambe thing got started or something? Wasn't BLM comparing black people to harambe?

The image of loli you have isn't interchangeable with reality. You're trying to make a 3D loli have traits that can't physically be there. That only ends in tears, user.

But nothing will delay the smell.

That would be bad for the loli. No hurting lolis, especially for 3D lolis.

Who knows BLM is retarded now anyways. It's SJW going around and calling everything racist.

What?

Just have your loli bathe regularly/

3D loli =/= 2D loli
This isn't rocket science
Real loli do not love reptile

Apply frequent baths. This has the bonus of being a bonding activity.
It's only bad if you abandon your loli after she begins her delayed aging. Seriously what kind of monster abandons a pet in old age?

>Real loli do not love reptile
Again, depends on the loli.

Lolis are people, just like adults. They have their own likes and interests, especially the older ones.

>Lolis are people

Do not bathe with your 3D loli.

Loli are children and children are horrible. You're trying to see something that cannot exist. It's like expecting a roach to write a novel, it doesn't have the brain capacity. 3D loli are hardwired to be horrible by nature.

>Children are not people

You sound like you've had some bad experiences with kids.

Neglecting her bathing needs is abuse!

I have.

Everyone who has even seen a child has.

Yes, but you also shouldn't bathe with her unless she's very young

Well, not every kid is a little shit. Some of them have decent parents.

Really young children maybe.

>not every kid is a little shit.
Not every kid is a little shit all the time. But every kid is a little shit some of the time. Many children are little shits most of the time.

Children are by nature hardwired to be shits with temperament. I don't know the English scientific word for it but a child while growing goes trough periodically rebellious phase. 3D loli in a natural habitat is horrible.

I'll agree to the first part, but the second part I don't have enough experience with large numbers of kids to make such a generalization.

That image set is hot as fuck.

It depends heavily on how they're raised. The sad reality is lolis are on the more challenging end of pets and few people know how to properly raise them.

Do not neglect her in old age

>It depends heavily on how they're raised.
The tantrum periods are not that much of a parentage question, as they are naturally occurring phenomena.

what is this thing?

>t depends heavily on how they're raised.
They haven't been fully trained by definition.

At best you can short-cut the whole thing and break them. That'll give you the 3d equivalent of a "smug loli", except she won't be smug and she certainly won't be much fun.

Sorry, I wanted cute pictures for the 3D talk. I didn't want lewd to mix with 3D.

>Do not neglect her in old age
It's not neglect, she can bathe on her own.

An Axolotl.

Discussion of 3D lolis should be bannable. This is not the place for such things

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It must make one hell of a coffee table book. Especially as an anti-conversation piece.

Aren't you capable of reading your own file name?

But as the training nears completion the behavior improves unless you botch it like most people.
What's the point in having a loli if she has to care for herself?

My bad, I didn't know that the position that "children are cute" would be so controversial. I'll stop.

>googling "smiling fish lizard" actually gives you lots of axolotls

i had no idea

It's not that it's controversial, it's just not anime and manga related. Loli threads are only allowed here so long as they don't devolve into blogging or discussion of real life, as per Hiro.

Permanently stunted water lizards because not enough hormones in their environment. They end up like this if given those hormones, because the fella in your image is permanently a larva and this is a adult.

I love Rin's hair!

I like Hiro. Things have been looking up since he took over, especially as far as these threads go.

I wonder who his favorite loli is.

>I like Hiro.

Same. Has he ever graced us with his presence?

>permanently a larva
Permanently a loli.

Blame the people who responded. Hell, blame the guy who brought up 3D in the first place.

And they say trolling doesn't work anymore...
rip thread

My African-American brother of fine taste.

i enjoy anime with lizards more than those without

They look like shit that way though and that's a fact

It's a toy

Critically endangered, permanently extinct in the wild

They're a species of larvae that can't grow up without human intervention so no wonder.

What is the best way for a loli to seduce an older boy?

Asking for a friend.

Lizards. Buy him lots and lots of lizards.

>(you)
Not an argument.

What an enjoyable and informative thread.

>Not an argument.
Not that user, but your opinion about shit aesthetics isn't exactly an argument in a first place either.

I did not give my opinion, I simply called a spade a spade. And no, I didn't call the aesthetics shit either.

Not an argument.

An opinion is not an argument. Using the correct term for a type of monster loli design is not an argument either.

Saying it's wrong to use that term and providing no reasons except for (you)'s is definitely not an argument either.

>Renge Murata
>doing something for a RWBY event
Why was he there? Just signing? Why does this information slightly ruin my estimation of him?

I know you are probably joking but you literally state "cosplay-tier meh" which is not an objective description by any standards. You're evaluating things from your subjective viewpoint based on impressions. I'm not exactly arguing whether you are right or not but there's no reason you should be given even (You)'s for content of this magnitude, which probably makes me the fool in here.

Cosplay tier is an objective description. "Meh" is admittedly my own opinion, but you or that guy didn't take offense to the Meh, only to the usage of Cosplay tier.

>Cosplay tier is an objective description
It isn't.

It is. It's not a measure of quality, it simply describes the style of character/monster design.

The /mgg/ was generally, sometimes autistically against that type of design, but that's a different matter.

Post sandpanda of loli loving reptile

aren't they basically bugs?

You poor, poor, soul.

I looked. Everything is either women and lizardmen or gay stuff.

Dolls are creepy

Best pillow in that picture is her ass.

People say the same thing about 2D lolis. You acclimate and become aware of the beauty your closed mind hid from you.

>You will never rest your head on a cute 2D butt
The will to live is slipping away

That's creepy and fuckable at the same time.

What 2D butt is the best to rest your head against? There's no disadvantages, right?

higher percentage than most cagirls

It's not about percentages, it's about the way the monster bits are drawn and connect.
Kenkou Cross is a good artist but a lot of his designs are very cosplay tier.

>You're trying to make a 3D loli have traits that can't physically be there.
has anyone tried inhibitors for growth hormones?

Plump, firm, and soft, neither small enough to be bony and flat nor big enough to be overtly lewd and uncomfortable.

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You're forgetting the lewdest aspect: the smell.

Are they retarded?

What

No

What

Sounds good

Somewhat, yes.

The best pillow is the space between the cheek and the shoulder. Waddafuggin' retard.

>Baka dragon girls having fun adventures
I should watch this.

Sure they do.
It may not be actual affection but a nice mellow snake that likes to hang out on you and absorb your warmth is as good as it gets.

>not pussypillow

Might be with how intelligent life likes to seek out intelligent life. Could be a common trait amongst more developed life forms.

the best pillow is a tender tummy

>not tummypillow

Cred Forums.

It's fun.
I'd bite the fuck out of that tummy.

I want to sniff cute loli socks

>classic rock
Hey nii-chan, I have the entire discography of CCR, Led Zeppelin, and Jimi Hendrix in the back of this van.

Is that supposed to be a parody of Dragonar?

Any mecha.

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Is she going to fuck that frog?

Cirno is not a rapist.

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Says you.

>Tyrannosaurus Rex had feathers as well
Not as adults.

Are here really that many people that haven't seen that before? I'm quite certain that thing got quite popular few years ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=uM5JN__15-g

Well, not sure about all Cred Forums posters, but there actually is a 8gag bot spamming underage threads on constant basis.

>8gag bot
The fuck is that?

I think this one is super cute.

We don't call the show "Retarded Dragon Adventures" for nothing.

This makes me happy.

Feathered dinosaurs go from still kind of cool to completely faggy. No wonder kids don't like dinosaurs anymore.

Same.

Why do they all have the exact same hair and looks with only a different color?

Just a bunch of Cred Forumsirgins who never heard of the beast with two backs.

Stay angry, scalefag.

As a bonus it has three young lolis who could gattai into METALDRAGON if they ever so wished, and in the main case there's Bahamut who's a normal loli. Leviathan and Jorm have too much chest fat to count though but they're cute so that's not a problem.
That image isn't enough, you need to check the threads or that screencap compilation og all the /tg/ posts for the full experience. ZBL was great.

inb4 that vore.gif
They're triplets.

>not wanting a fluffy dino

youtube.com/watch?v=slcVvR7UMik
Not all Dino's had feathers.

I don't have that one saved.

Who's laughing now, Alan?
Who's laughing now?

Does it make Dinosaurs faggy or birds awesome?

That's it. I'm getting a pet bird.

Forgot pic.

Birds are cool.

It's naked already, waiting to groove.

I do, but I'm not posting it. I don't know why I saved it.
>what are you going to do now, lil bitch?

Them reflexes. His crane style was no match for the Eagle Claw.

Smart guy

You are talking about the one where Syrorin eats a lot of cookies right?

Bats are not bugs.

Is that a fucking Calvin and Hobbes reference?

Unintentional. I am a humorless systematist.

No. It doesn't feature Syrup herself, but a similar looking fairy.

Fucking vorefags.

Oh i remember this one, better delete it though.

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I don't get it either. It's actually a fear of mine.
Done.

>you cannot delete a post this old
Welp, see you guys in a few days.

Pray they don't see it before the thread is archived.

Bump limit reached. You might be saved, user.

Goodbye user

At least you spoiler'd.

Birds are almost like reptiles.

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Fairy onahole.

a.pomf.cat/vvjgfr.webm

Well, this was an interesting loli thread. Thanks I guess.

It was a loli/an/retarded dragons thread mixed together.

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user
is right. That is a perfect parody of the Dragonar OP to the point where the third mech has a ridiculous looking head. Kinda makes sense given "dragons."

>KIMI NI KAKETA DEADHEAT NO "I LOVE YOUUU!"

Looks cirno.

>tags: fairy, minigirl, large insertion, stomach deformation, unbirth

>unbirth
The fuck is that? Do I even want to know?

I love the animation.
It is Cirno.

>Dragonar
What fuck, I just noticed that nobody mentioned Eco in this thread.

Well, you know what being born is, right?
unbirth is the opposite of that.

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Picked up.

The opposite of birth is death.

You mean the reverse.

It's like fisting, except you start with your hand and end with your toes.

Don't worry, it's a pretty easy task if you're fairy-sized.

While I was thinking of this dragonar as being vaguely thread relevant, it was of course referring to the other dragonar from a different decade.

Best thread in a while.

O-Of course I knew that, I only quoted that part of the post b-because it reminded me of the other show.

>we're taking our lolis and leaving

Bye, thread.

Sayonara

Which one of them was their dad again?

All one them. They probably reproduce like Eldar.

i love turtles

>one
of them