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Jace Phillips
Jace Phillips

JoJolion Chapter 58: bato.to/reader#d13212655880710e

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Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

Gappy makes me happy

Aaron Allen
Aaron Allen

uwu

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

Thanks to whoever user who made this b/w of my edit

Charles James
Charles James

WE'RE NOT COCUNTS YOU FAGGOT.

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

Literally nothing happened in 5 years of Jojolion.

David Scott
David Scott

5th for best boys.

Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

What did he mean by this?

David Torres
David Torres

Sauce on original?

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

He said to migrate.

Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

Will part 9 jojo be black? Or at least brown?

Juan Allen
Juan Allen

Don't know the original manga, but was an edit of this

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

You fucker where is he

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

We already have Gappy.

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

Xe will be a trans black woman

Carson Cox
Carson Cox

Are we Rock People?

Joshua Long
Joshua Long

We already have a black jojo though.

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

Josuke looks like he hit every stick of the autism tree falling down it

He was dissipated into the tides of time

Kayden Ramirez
Kayden Ramirez

He'll more likely than not be a Higashikata or a Giovanna{/spoiler] so no.

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

Reminder that there's new Vento Aureo chapters out.

Chapter 538 - Notorious B.I.G - Part 6: bato.to/reader#d2e116941d0ab246

Chapter 539 - Spice Girl - Part 1: bato.to/reader#b89f4daf643882f7

Chapter 540 - Spice Girl - Part 2: bato.to/reader#c6159db85ae734e4

Chapter 541 - The Island of Sadegna - Storm Warning!: bato.to/reader#e13dd9e98cb8ad1f

Nathan Hall
Nathan Hall

That doesn't even make sense fucker

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

Better coloring

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

On our backs
In our hearts

Nolan James
Nolan James

Do rock people migrate?

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

Quick! Post the best stand designs!

Michael Jenkins
Michael Jenkins

It does if you're a sixth dimensional being with access to every foreseeable choice in the immediate future

Logan Watson
Logan Watson

I meant ethnicity
Probability of that happening is literally 0,fampai,unless jojo is written by tumblr. I kno this be bait tho

Eli Kelly
Eli Kelly

credforums.com/thread/147342662/anime
Zombie Kakyoin could be kind of cool actually, it worked for Buccellati.
Seems kind of surprising DIO didn't make more zombies come to think of it, clearly he had the capacity to make them completely human-minded as well as extremely powerful, as seen with Bruford. Maybe zombies just couldn't use stands, or something.

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

vitamin c

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

Poor Norisuke

Chase Rodriguez
Chase Rodriguez

Is it just me or does Gappy's body in the lower panel look a bit...off?

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

Beito desu

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

i "stole" the Narancia from the picture!

John Sanchez
John Sanchez

If Norisuke was my dad, things would be different around here.

Gavin Watson
Gavin Watson

He's not dead you fuckers now where is he,Fuck you

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

Here is my retarded pet theory on Jobin:

Jobin is not Jobin but a rock man who replaced the real Jobin during early childhood with the Higashikata Family being none the wiser (because of stand power or Norisuke being shoe on head retarded) .

The real Jobin died by the hands of Kaato, she was expect to sacrifice herself for Jobin because of the Rock disease, the rock men gave her a better offer and she kills Jobin instead. Jobin gets replaced, Kaato gets caught with a mysterious dead kid, and now the rock men have a inside man watching the family.

The question still remains on why the rock men have such a hard on for the Higashikata Family...

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

(Kinda) Serious question for you /jojo/: if you could put a sex scene in ANY part, full on penetration with no censorship, between any two characters (only two), and it would be canon. What would it be? Bonus give spicy details of how you want it to happen.

Pic related

Let's just say Araki will bullshit his way to publish it

Jonathan Fisher
Jonathan Fisher

If Norisuke was my dad I would end up like Joshuu but I'd have a cool stand

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

Exactly, user, that's us

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

Who the fuck are those characters even?

Jordan Rodriguez
Jordan Rodriguez

I didn't say he was dead

He's just fused into a concept of reality which you cannot begin to understand

Dominic Miller
Dominic Miller

Implying Nut King Call is not top tier stando

Zachary Gonzalez
Zachary Gonzalez

I hope nothing more bad happens to fruit dad.

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

sticky fingers but controlled by a faggot
top tier
You what?

Ethan Myers
Ethan Myers

I think this is a case of
Top Tier Stand
Retarded User

Mason Campbell
Mason Campbell

Jobin is the flashback man but knows a rockman that looks similar to him

They switch when rockman Jobin has to take a nap, which is why Speed King has so little appearances (rockman either has a Khnum esque stand or just an entirely different one that he can't show off) in the mango

RockJobin will be put into a situation where he has to unmask his stand to protect himself and then it'll turn out the real Jobin was working with them all along and that he was the main villain

Josiah Wilson
Josiah Wilson

Me and Hato
In all seriousness, Giorno and Trish

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

That makes no sense at all.

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

Who said it was bad It's basically a differnt sticky fingers and I love that

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

wew lad

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

Best dad

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

Giorno and Trish
Why? They had pretty much nothing to do with each other, did they?

Alexander Scott
Alexander Scott

breathe in and get a bit higher

DUDE WEED LMOA

I fucking hate this shit. Weed propaganda even in my anime now. I thought this would be the ONE FUCKING PLACE where I would be safe from DUDE WEED STONED BRO BLAZE IT LMOSA XD XD XD

Bentley Reed
Bentley Reed

What would Giorno's sex position be you think?

Thomas Edwards
Thomas Edwards

because they're the most physically attractive characters to me

Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

You mean Mista and Trish

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

You know what, fuck it.

3dimensionfags get ouy

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

Hold on I recognize this post from a couple of months ago.

Camden Johnson
Camden Johnson

My stand is Hungry Like the Wolf
It's ability is to put enemy users into starvation. Then they're in a state of primal desperation to eat ANYTHING to make the pain go away

Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

Not Mista

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

Fugo
Bruno
Doppio
Koichi

Ayden Williams
Ayden Williams

Me and Narancia.
But you don't make any sense at all.

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

twink bottom that barely moves while I fucking hurt him I'm pounding so hard

Justin Wright
Justin Wright

really makes you think...

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

Me and Shinobu
Or Gappy and Kyo

Adam Butler
Adam Butler

So Joshu is Josuke in this world right?
1. Total cunt
2. Absolutely loses his shit and attacks someone for calling his hair "weird".

William Cruz
William Cruz

Holy shit, this also explains Speed King having a "hidden ability".
The hidden ability is that it isn't the only Stand "Jobin" has.

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

Nonsense man Giorno would love that.

Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

I think Araki himself said he might might make Gappy and Yasuho happen.
This is going off a thread I saw last year though.

Jacob Rogers
Jacob Rogers

Could Prosciutto live forever by controlling his age with Grateful Dead?

Cooper Miller
Cooper Miller

That's not really what he said.
He said that Gappy and Yasuho will have had sex by the end of JJL, not that he will draw it.

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

Pretty sure it can only age, not make you younger.

Robert Hernandez
Robert Hernandez

Grateful Dead just makes you older, not younger like Sethan can

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

I think DIO had just outgrown zombies by the time Part 3 rolled in and he just wasn't up to it. Maybe he realized that having his minions share the exact same weakness he has is kind of pointless, and zombies can't heal naturally like vampires can (which just makes them even more vulnerable to Stands)

Plus, it gives Araki an excuse to not be held back by nighttime/closed room scenarios.

Joshua Ross
Joshua Ross

Didnt they explain that rockmen can't reproduce with human? Jobin has a daughter, so that can't be it.

Adam Butler
Adam Butler

Didn't he age himself then undo it to trick Mista into getting grabbed?

John Nelson
John Nelson

youtube.com/watch?v=yngB1RZnWzY&index=97&list=PL7GvL5Mq7fE-0z36sffIU2FDmVQ09ZoxG&shuffle=242

I chuckled

Parker Reed
Parker Reed

ah, makes sense.

Asher Torres
Asher Torres

Jotaro and Runaway Girl.

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

He ages himself then makes himself younger again when they fought Mista

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

Yeah he did

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

daughter

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

Flashbackman has The World

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

Guess and Jolyne.

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

Johnny and Diego.
Rape.
Diego is in his dinosaur-form.

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

daughter
Rock humans can have kids, but the child will be a normal human.

Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

J-Jotaro?

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

Were zombies vulnerable to sunlight? Buccellati was perfectly fine in it, but admittedly he was a special case.

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

Flashback man is Jobin
Real Jobin works in the mafia mostly
Rock Jobin calls his stand "Speed King" but has to sleep a lot so real Jobin has to take his place but can't unmask his stand
Jobin's real stand is King Crimson
Jobin is JoJoLion's Diavolo

Chase Russell
Chase Russell

That's not quite it either. What you're thinking of is this bit in his manga writing book where he says that "eros is inevitable" between the two.

That being said they're the best choice anyway.

William Rogers
William Rogers

Its arms look terrible

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

bestiality,
but i approve.

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

Formaggio and Narancia. Formaggio takes the shrunken Narancia and uses him to stimulate his prostate as a form of torture.

Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

I meant Guess. Jolyne's cellmate.

Though I guess the "official" name is Gwess.

Thomas Clark
Thomas Clark

The zombies made by a vampire are. Remember Part 1 ?

Buccellati is a zombie made by Gold Experience.

Austin Allen
Austin Allen

You want to die fucker?

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

Gappy and Yasuho.
12 Fullspread pages of them fucking like Rabbits.

We will finally see Gappy's hair and 4 balls in the best detail ever.
There will also be one small panel of Joshu crying.

Matthew Barnes
Matthew Barnes

God dammit, why was Okuyasu so smug in this episode? I can hear the KHAKs from here

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

Gwess and Anasui

Carson Rivera
Carson Rivera

Is it Johnny the one who does the rape

Christopher Sanders
Christopher Sanders

So B.I.G. can be beaten if the entire thing is destroyed and it doesn't absorb energy to heal?

Adrian Brown
Adrian Brown

I'll help you

Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

Ok new important serious questions /jojo/

How tight is this ass?

Parker Adams
Parker Adams

Jorge Joestar's translation still isn't done

Carter Gomez
Carter Gomez

Daiya and gappy or Gappy and Karera

sandman's sister and the white people trying to steal their land

Logan Perez
Logan Perez

Alright, maybe Formaggio could shrink himself and crawl up Narancia's ass as an alternate form of torture.

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

I SEE THAT MOUSE YOU INGRATE

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

Good. I'm sure that I will hate that book once I actually read it.

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

Dio masturbating and fucking Jonathan's head in the coffin as a flashback in Part 3.

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

You really are just trying to piss me off huh?

Thomas Gonzalez
Thomas Gonzalez

now in webm form

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

I-I didn't make the gif Boss-sama! Please spare me!

Robert Campbell
Robert Campbell

A DEAL'S A DEAL, KAATO

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

Jolyne and Hermes best ship

Cooper Gomez
Cooper Gomez

I think it'd be pretty sweet if formaggio stuck his dick in Narancias pooper then shrunk narancia until he was stretched around his dick like a condom, you know?

Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

What if Ultimate Cars had a stand?

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

Yeah but he can't reverse age, just go back to his actual age.

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

Question answered

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

Well SBR tries to establish Stone Mask as an attempt of reaching the point of having a stand, maybe the Red Stone of Aja managed to complete the formula of giving stands

His 'stand' was the ability to turn into creatures of earth and such

Isaiah Wright
Isaiah Wright

it's ok for my people to suffer and die just a cripple asshole can walk again

He did nothing wrong

Noah Parker
Noah Parker

When Narancia gets put in the bottle with the spider, it fucks him and lays its eggs in him, leaving him bloated and barely alive, knowing that when the eggs hatch the babies will eat him alive from the inside-out

Hudson Ward
Hudson Ward

Green and Red GER

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

Of course, it was so obvious

But this is also an interesting way of going about it. It is quite similar to a stands power after all, minus the immortality.

Joseph Foster
Joseph Foster

He won't take his hat off when fucking. Or he'll go to, and just as he pulls it off Yasuho says 'no, leave it on'.

Jose Cooper
Jose Cooper

I just won't reply to you fuckers anymore.

James Turner
James Turner

I don't know if I like the green or the yellowish version of GER. Thinking about gettin the SAS for it.

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

It's just a joke sempai

Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

Well maybe he should have just won the race fair and square instead of poking the crippled-bear like a savage faggot

Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson

[THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT]

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

[Animal Collective]

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

A "joke" kinda like the puns you fuckers were making about narancia's death a couple months ago?

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

Guys
I feel real bad for Shinobu
She finally finds her husbando lovely, even if it's not him, and she's waiting for him.
SHE'S STILL WAITING FOR HIM TO COME HOME

Josiah Long
Josiah Long

My headcanon is that, much like the Stands were said in the beginning of Part 3 to be a "ghostly" evolution of the Ripple, I like to think of the Pillar Men as primitive Stand users too.
My theory is that the meteor that was used to make the Stand Arrows fell on Earth millions of years ago and the virus inside it became part of fruits. Fruits that were consumed by early hominids, and would either kill them or turn them into Pillar Men, altering their biology by messing with their brains.
Like they were supposed to have fully fledged Stands but their biology was already messed up because of contact with the meteor's power, so they get prototypes, which are the Modes.
And the Ultimate Lifeform would be capable of essentially ruling over Stands and attain any it desired or even creating them on the spot.

Dominic Lopez
Dominic Lopez

Their behaviour was a-POLE-ing, On their behalf I hope you have a GATE day.

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

The whole situation with Shinobu is fucked up

Grayson Lee
Grayson Lee

Pillar Men are older than the meteor though, Kars is 100,000 years old while the meteor fell in 50,000 BC.

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

I'll fucking kill you Tsurugi

Jaxon Bailey
Jaxon Bailey

I wasn't expecting the kaks and lost my shit at that sound

Jeremiah Roberts
Jeremiah Roberts

Fuck you fucker they're not even good puns.

Adrian Davis
Adrian Davis

Let's SKIP the small talk, I'm sending you back to /pole/ for all these interro-gate-ions you're handing out.

Aaron Butler
Aaron Butler

part 6 jotaro and dio
with jotaro`s wife getting cucked.

Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor

There's an interesting question

Say you're Shinobu's sibling. She loves Kira with all her heart.

You know that Kira is a murderous psychopath and you have the ability to dispose of him, but he genuinely seems to love Shinobu and you can't stand to see Shinobu heartbroken.

What do you do? Do you kill Kira and let Shinobu live in sadness, or do you let Kira live for the sake of Shinobu?

David Peterson
David Peterson

So basically what Hayato had to decide on?

Xavier Rodriguez
Xavier Rodriguez

Shinobu would feel even worse if she realized that her 'husband' was a serial-killer who'd murdered her actual husband and was just using her as a cover. I'd get someone to deal with Kira and make it look like an accident, that way her memories of him making her happy won't be soured, and she'll have the chance to move on instead of living a lie.

Angel Morris
Angel Morris

Kira eventually was going to kill her.

Jaxon Stewart
Jaxon Stewart

Wait until he gets hit by an ambulance, but tell her he got hit by an ambulance

David Ross
David Ross

I fuck shinobu

Caleb White
Caleb White

I made a GRAVE mistake, I've got TOMB make amends. I apologise for any ofFENCE I caused.

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

You remember me? I remember you too!

Jaxon Diaz
Jaxon Diaz

F.F and Weather Report

Gabriel Taylor
Gabriel Taylor

Of CORPSE you're sorry now.

Gavin Howard
Gavin Howard

Say you're Shinobu's sibling
Shinobu's sibling
sibling

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

In case you guys ever wondered why Jotaro x Kakyoin is such a popular ship despite them having never really interacted in canon, I think I found the answer. And it's because of Clamp

I'm not referring to the egg thing, I'm talking about a shojo made by Clamp called Wish that was very popular in Japan around 1995.

The premise is that it’s about an angel named Kohaku (Kakyoin), which is the character you see on the picture who looks exactly like Kakyoin, and a human named Shuichirou (Jotaro) who looks identical to hatless Jotaro. They meet because Shuichirou saves Kohaku from a crow, resulting in Kohaku following him home in hopes that he can fulfill a wish for him. Shuichirou doesn’t have any wishes so Kohaku decides to stick around and live with him until he can come up with something. Basically Kohaku falls in love with him.

The Kohaku character is extremely stereotypically moe and cries about everything and the Shuichirou character is a surgeon and has pretty much Jotaro's personality. Wish was apparently very popular with Clamp readers and I think this kind of explains why Kakyoin is turned into a massive crying wimp by fujos.

It's on Kissmanga if any of you want to read it.

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

Right answer

Isaiah Ramirez
Isaiah Ramirez

I always thought it was just because Kakyoin was a moderately attractive man with the personality and backstory that Fujos crave

Plus Jotaro and Kakyoin never had a "friendship", they were friends, but at best they just had a good mutual understanding of each other versus Polnareff who was buddy buddy with Jotaro

Brody Torres
Brody Torres

You're trying too hard.
Fuck you fuckers.
I may have a bad memory but I always remember dumb fuckers like you.

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

Who's a bigger asshole: Dio or Griffith?

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

Post ASMR videos you fap too

youtube.com/watch?v=25qSkk6FXG8&list=PL7GvL5Mq7fE-0z36sffIU2FDmVQ09ZoxG&index=69

Jeremiah Roberts
Jeremiah Roberts

I don't know if your serious but your pretty funny desu

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

Griffith

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

When the GET hits just right.gif

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

Cry more.

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

I just started watching the anime and I'm currently in the Egypt saga. So far so good, except for one little detail, that fucking annoying dog that literally contributes nothing to the story.
Was Iggy a mistake?

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

I'm sort of glad that Polnareff was an ugly son of a bitch who fujos rarely touch. It means most fanworks of him and Jotaro focus on their friendship instead of them taking their clothes off and pissing into each others dicks.

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

post yfw this happened

I swear almost everyone on Part 7 had a terrible fate

Jacob Gray
Jacob Gray

He's cute and you'll miss him when he's gone. I'd skedaddle if you don't want to get spoiled.

Jaxson Ross
Jaxson Ross

Get out before you get spoiled, people fucking hate anime-watchers here

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

people are gonna fall for this bait

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

Diego's death

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

alternative universe Dio
different power set for whatever reason, can literally overwrite reality
literally absorbs all the Joestars souls
gets the Holy fucking Corpse in completion
defeated because "hurr same type of stand"

WHY EVEN GET THE CORPSE THEN

WHY ANYTHING

HOW IS HE SO FUCKING DEFENSELESS FROM REGULAR ASS STAR PLATINUM WHO DIDN'T EVEN EVOLVE LIKE THE WORLD DID

Jose Hill
Jose Hill

Looks like I have to spread more of the truth?
What do you mean?
I never thought of my post as being funny at all.

Noah Rivera
Noah Rivera

At least we got a nice ass shot out of it

John Perez
John Perez

Because EoH is awful Part 3 fanwank written by fanboys.

Hudson Perez
Hudson Perez

Shh, Gyro is sleeping.

Hunter Taylor
Hunter Taylor

Nun pants didn't deserve it

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

Griffith

Daniel Watson
Daniel Watson

quickly made a template for anyone that cares

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

WAKE UP YOU PASTA GARGLING CUNT RAG

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

my favorite jojo can kick your favorite jojo's ass

Charles Wilson
Charles Wilson

Word to the wise, never announce where you are, people assume you know everything there is to know about JoJo here, and will spoiler you because they are ruthless assholes.

To answer you question though, Iggy does do very little until a point and you will know when that point is.

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

Well, of course, he can~

Evan Lewis
Evan Lewis

Most likable crusaders:
Polnareff>Joseph>Kakyoin>powergap>Abdul>Powegap>Jotaro

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

You can't negate infinity.

Jack Torres
Jack Torres

Your favorite jojo is a faggot who can't defeat my favorite jojo

Isaac Bailey
Isaac Bailey

Well that's because he has the most overpowered stand you cuck

Alexander Miller
Alexander Miller

Even in this very poor explanation of Giornos character, he still sounds more appealing than Jotaro.

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

GYRO FUNNY IS TRYING TO VORE YOU RUN AWAY YOU FUCK

Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

Which part had the best ending?

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

Now that you're asleep I feel like I need to tell you something.
I've been buying the shitty ointment you tell me not to buy because it attracts bugs so that way when you fall asleep I can undress you and jack off to your bug bites.
Good night Gyro.

Noah Roberts
Noah Roberts


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Brody Bell
Brody Bell

Polnareff>Joseph>Jotaro>Kakyoin>Avdol>Iggy

Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

Not realizing Pol/Abdul is a pretty popular thing
That said, I agree. I remember seeing a comic of Jotaro visiting Polnareff in the hospital after he got fucked up by Diavolo and it was pretty heart wrenching. Don't know the source though.

Parker Mitchell
Parker Mitchell

I'd like to see him try.

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

Not really.

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

Remember when Abdul and Polnareff peed into some guys mouth together?

Justin Allen
Justin Allen

Jolyne is pretty weak though. If Jonathan didn't exist, she would be the weakest JoJo.

William Flores
William Flores

I know it's relatively popular, but even then it's not nearly as prevalent as Jotakak. And when you do see it, it doesn't seem to butcher the characterizations nearly as much either. Homoshipping isn't bad if the writers clearly understand and respect the characters personalities, Jotakak and Caejose and so on are awful because they warp the participants into bland shells of their former selves.

And I think I know the comic you're talking about, Jotaro's feeling guilty about not being there to help him and Polnareff talks about how he made the choice to do what he did and Jotaro shouldn't feel responsible, right?

Jaxon James
Jaxon James

I do not understand this meme.

Henry Gomez
Henry Gomez

Who else sets emotional at the end of EoH when it shows everyone alive and loli Jolyne

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

youtube.com/watch?v=uvviNtKq2-s

This makes me sad

Christian Sanders
Christian Sanders

What a deep and complex man

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

I love how weirded out poor Polnareff was by that. What the fuck was Avdol thinking?

Hunter Parker
Hunter Parker

Other retards

Hudson Hall
Hudson Hall

We're never gonna see Uncle Josuke and loli Jolyne together

Why live?

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

6 if you actually take your time, imo.

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

Jotaro would be much more fun if a character-point was him being cool and intimidating at first, but repeatedly pissing away his coollness by fucking up and revealing he's nowhere near as cool as he tries to be

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

Hey, even really shitty substance is better than no substance at all.

This is Jotaro and he has the strongest stand that stops time

Ok but what about Jotaro himself?

He is a marine biologist, divorced and has a daughter! He is was rough around the edges.

Alright, those are facts about him. What does he like to do?

Uhhh...Uhhh...He really likes saying one liners and punching.

That seems a little shallow.

He also called his mom a bitch.

Why is that relevant?

SHUT UP JOTARO IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER

Not saying Giorno is the best, but he has more than Jotaro.

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

Wait, Jotaro is Josuke's nephew right? Wouldn't that make Josuke Lolyne's great uncle?

Family ties are weird.

Oliver James
Oliver James

Johnny, you tell Gyro this every thread!
Is it just how you say goodnight, or something?

Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

Kaato murdered a child? and neither Norisuke or her died in order to save Jobin from the disease? i bet he used him to made the equivalent exchange, but it turns out the kid was a ROCK and that's why Jobin is also part rock human.

Nathaniel Peterson
Nathaniel Peterson

He was thinking that was going to be the only character development that he was going to get so he might as well do something bizarre.

Hudson Butler
Hudson Butler

Shhhh... Yasuho is sleeping

Julian Green
Julian Green

I like to tell gyro every bad thing I've done so that way I can sleep easy.

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

nice

Angel Price
Angel Price

*cums in her hair on her tits*
Sleep tight, Yasuho-chan!

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

Someone posted a drawing of Hot Pants voring Johnny, I think someone else claimed it should've been the ending to SBR or something and someone else said that since Valentine wasn't involved it wouldn't work, so I piped up with the pun 'Funny Vorelentine' and it caught on.

I am so, so sorry.

Josiah Nelson
Josiah Nelson

I'll just write anything that comes to my mind.
Part 1
Erina & Dio
Attempted rape after the mud scene. Jonathan somehow interferes or Dio somehow gives up halfway.
Part 2
Caesar & random girl
Sensual. Just to show off his womanizer side.
Part 3
Mariah & Dio
Not out of love, more like friends with benefits or mutual seduction. In the end Dio gets interested in her and stabs her the arrow.
Part 4
Yukako & Aya
During Cinderella's work. Yukako is just isn't aware or doesn't care.
Reimi & Young Kira
How do you think Rohan ran away?
Shinobu & Kosaku(as Kira)
She basically gets seduced without his intention but Kosaku also feels some affection. After the event, Kosaku takes off Shinobu's hands.
Part 5
Trish & Mista
The night before some important fight or after they get to know each other. Mutual affection on both sides, happens all of a sudden.
Part 6
Jolyne & Guess
Born put of powerplay, but both can't stop themselves until the end.
Jolyne & Anasui(can be f or m)
In AU, flashforward.
Jolyne & Romeo
Before they get into the car.
Foo Fighters & Jolyne
F.F. thanks Jolyne for everything. Affectionately.
Dio & Pucci
jk it's stupid
Part 7
Hot Pants & Diego
Alternate universe. They fall in love after some powerplay.
Lucy & Scarlet
Drug is simply not enough.
Hot Pants & Valentine
He declares her as his property or something. During the Civil War act.
She's a nun.
Lucy & Tim
Happens naturally but Lucy stops him before they go too far. Everything else goes the same way.
Part 8
Daiya x Josuke
Pop sound never happens. They go all the way.
Joshu x Kaato
By rage and force.
Joshu x random prostitute
He goes all out, rough but almost childish. Just to show off what a terrible person he is.

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

We have been over this, in terms of raw strength Johnathan is at least as strong as Star Platinum.

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

I'm finally going to sleep with you yasuho.
Gappy won't stop me now.

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

Yeah I actually don't mind Avdol x Polnareff because the artists often keep their personalities in mind. Hell, I don't even mind JonaDio content. But fujos complete ignore Kakyoin's actual personality for the sake of the pairing and that kind of makes me upset.

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

I find it funny that Kira could one-shot Ultimate Cars

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

Jonathan
weak

Noah Moore
Noah Moore

her hair on her tits
Yasuho confirmed for hairy tits

Thomas Clark
Thomas Clark

You're just pretty shallow, you can see that jotaro has a deep sense of duty (he's the only jojoestar that seriously works), he's very calculating and generally a well leveled guy, that unless you touch his daughter or you piss him off. Top mentor figure also.

Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

Now do the same thing for Giorno. What does Giorno like to do? We have no idea, now do we?

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

Same, so many great moments, so many characters we'll never see again.

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

we will never see the porn Araki drew

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

You can't negate infinity

Matthew Flores
Matthew Flores

This is Giorno and he has the strongest stand that can negate anything

Ok but what about Giorno himself

Wow it's fucking nothing

Lincoln Martinez
Lincoln Martinez

But you can copy it
Checkmate atheists

Caleb Ross
Caleb Ross

DIO stop posting your shitty OC.

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

All of them except 2.

Brandon Collins
Brandon Collins

Do you think the Higashikata mom will be the final boss? although her stand doesn't look that powerful, maybe she has guns or some shit under the cards.

Benjamin Jenkins
Benjamin Jenkins

Yukako & Aya
During Cinderella's work. Yukako is just isn't aware or doesn't care.
i didn't know how bad i wanted this

Eli Cooper
Eli Cooper

Attempted rape after the mud scene. Jonathan somehow interferes or Dio somehow gives up halfway.
Yeah no that's just
No. Terrible.

Mariah & Dio
I like the idea of explaining how Mariah got to meet with DIO and gained a Stand.
But it shouldn't really be out of "friendship" or "mutual attraction", but instead something from Mariah's POV where she just falls hopelessly for DIO and the magnum dong.

Yukako & Aya
During Cinderella's work. Yukako is just isn't aware or doesn't care.
I am now erect

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

I don't think guns or some shit is final boss tier. Make the guns shoot time.

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

after he "dies" to star over in another life he leaves behind a storage unit full of thousands of notebooks containing all the smug he's ever drawn and read

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

Polnareff
ugly
fujos barely touch
Idk bro,there's a lot of lewd of Polpol

Mason Hill
Mason Hill

Joubin is the final boss you ninny

Kaato will be Vanilla Ice

Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

She genuinely seemed to care about her family. Even if she plays her part, Jobin will be the final villain.

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

So I'm reading Jojolion, and for the most the part I can imagine what most characters sound like in my head, but Gappy I can't really.... tell.

In one page he's some spaced out amnesiac who sleeps under a matress.

And then in another, he has this long-ass drawn intelligent sounding conversations during a tense moment.

Hunter Williams
Hunter Williams

You can make any character seem shitty if you want to.

Wow, this is Jonathan and he's like a really nice guy, he's swole as fuck and can rip apart solid iron with his hands and, uh, he hates the villain cause like, he killed his dog and stuff, did I mention he's a nice guy
This is Joseph he's Jonathan but smarter and also an asshole but secretly a nice guy and he can predict anything and outsmart everyone, and, uh, he peeked on his mother LMAO what a wacky character right???
This is Josuke he's Jonathan but Japanese and gets mad if you insult his hair, he has some sad backstory with like this idol delinquent who saved him okay I'm done here I can't even pretend to care
This is Jolyne she's rule 63 Jotaro and gets mad if you call her JoJo, she masturbated and cried about being caught LOL

Owen Robinson
Owen Robinson

He likes stuffing his own ear in his head. He is very proud of this.

He aspires to be a gangster, he feels as though they can truly make a difference in the world.

He does care for his friends, just go read the White Album fight.

Giorno values life greatly and always seek to never leave someone to die, even putting himself in danger if another can stay unharmed. In the same vein, Giorno seeks to put a stop to the drug trafficking which is ruining countless lives in Italy. On the other hand, Giorno has no trouble punishing those that needlessly and intentionally hurt other people, as shown when he engineers Polpo's death to avenge a janitor his Stand killed, and in fact will be particularly ruthless and vicious doing so. Save Buccellati, whom he spared because he recognized that he was a moral person, Giorno has killed everyone he fought against, and all died a gruesome death. For instance, Giorno had Melone bitten by a venomous snake, and has lied to Cioccolata about sparing him, merely buying time for a bullet to transform into a scarab and devour Ciocolata's brain before pummeling him into a garbage truck.

Henry Garcia
Henry Garcia

Jobin is 100% going to be the final boss. If anything, Higashimom is gonna be an upcoming fight. I'm assuming she did something really, really bad.

yfw she has split eyes like josuke

Aaron Harris
Aaron Harris

Stand that makes things slightly hotter
Final boss
I highly doubt it

Brayden Johnson
Brayden Johnson

I'm sure Jonathan would be able to RIP AND TEAR stands using his fists.

Carter Ramirez
Carter Ramirez

If a characters fondness for stuffing their ear into their own head is the first thing you list when describing their character then chances are it's not a very good character

Noah Gonzalez
Noah Gonzalez

I never realized how much sex could further character development.

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

All I hear is this 3:38
youtube.com/watch?v=hQTH7RADqIE

David Wright
David Wright

ASB captures his voice pretty well imo

What is hidden ability

Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

He likes stuffing his own ear in his head. He is very proud of this.
Is this a joke post?

Levi Reed
Levi Reed

Don't kink-shame

Easton Barnes
Easton Barnes

We don't really know what it does. The stand info page said its exact abilities are unknown so some think he's speeding up molecules because of the name.

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

JONATHAN IS HUGE

Adam Green
Adam Green

I honestly wish it was.

But seriously, he does in his introduction.

I think it was to distract 2 guys that he was stealing from or something.

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

I really wanted for them to run away together and have a bonnie and clyde relationship

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

Considering his identity, which is a HUGE SPOILER, him being extremely intelligent and wordy makes a lot of sense.

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

BETTER
THAN
NOTHING

David Sanders
David Sanders

I wish Giorno was just a bit funnier throughout the rest of the story like he was at the beginning

Lucas King
Lucas King

Hey people who like Jotaro.

Defend this.

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

Did you not read part 5?
Giorno very proudly admits he can do it.

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

okay I'm done here I can't even pretend to care

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

What kind of a defining trait is that? If you count that as significant characterization then you should also count Jotaro's cigarette tricks and how he likes Columbo, and so on and whoops, looks like there's a lot more to say about him than Giorno after all.

Nicholas Ward
Nicholas Ward

Erina/Dio
Seems kinda forced and edgy
Caesar
Would fit
Mariah and Dio
Seeing Dio this with any of his charmed minions would be interesting
Yukako and Aya
Seems like something in some shitty yuri pandering manga
Reimi and Young Kira
I think hands were his only thing
Kira and Shinobu
Everything but that last part

Mason Adams
Mason Adams

People still believe Jobin is the final boss
People dont know about the Kaiju from the Morioh shores that will destroy the Wall Eyes
People dont know about the Rockdog who has been trying to warn the damn higashikata's but only Tsurugi will listen to him but dismisses it as nonsense

Adrian Wilson
Adrian Wilson

For me it seems the other way around, Joubin is Higashimom's bitch, and if her stand has hidden ability it could be something really powerful given that his regular power is warping stuff.

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

Jotaro has no real plans for situations he's in. He just punches things and hopes it works out in his favor.

Jace Lee
Jace Lee

These are supposed to be the updated translations...?

They're terrible!

Isaac Scott
Isaac Scott

Same here. Got nosebleed when it came into my mind. Dreams...
she just falls hopelessly for DIO and the magnum dong.
It sound better, I likey.
Yeah, it's something that's almost always overlooked. I wish Jojo could have those moments. At least it's somewhat more prominent in Part 8.

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

implying that's his stand's full potential
Araki straight up said he has a hidden ability

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

We never saw the cigarette tricks, we just assume he can do it because Polnareff and Joseph thought Oingo was Jotaro, and honestly I forget if Columbo came up in the manga or if it was off Jotaros character card.

While Giorno stuffing his ear in his head is literally the first thing we see of him.

And if that's the only thing to pick at out of my post, that's like admitting defeat.

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

People talk about failed opportunities but if Jobin isn't at least a minor villain Araki will be crowned "King of wasted chances"

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

They weren't sure whether it was reality or not, and if it was an illusion then a punch would've taken Jolyne out of it. Since it did turn out to be reality after all, the blow served to take her out of range of Whitesnake's digestive fluids which were slowly killing both her and Jotaro, enabling her to save them.

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

What if jojolion doesn't have a final boss. What if it just ends happy.
That sounds like a crazy twist araki would do

Nicholas Garcia
Nicholas Garcia

nosebleed

Ethan Russell
Ethan Russell

Got nosebleed when it came to my mind.

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

This is Jotaro and he has the strongest stand that stops time

Ok but what about Jotaro himself ?

Well he starts the series as a high school student in Japan and he's Japanese with American blood. Then at Part 4 is introduces to us as a marine biologist, which was something alluded to in his character bio. In Part 6 we see he also had a daughter and was married but is now divorced.

Alright, those are facts about him. What does he like to do?

Well we get scenes that show us repeteadly he is not very sociable and prefers to not talk to people or show much of his emotions. We get scenes that show him reading whenever he's not fighting, and his character bio states he likes to read books about planes and ships. We also hear him mention that he liked the series Columbo as a kid with the implication that he likes detective work.
During Part 3 we see moments showing that Jotaro started to open up more to his friends in moments like the ending of the Wheel Of Fortune fight, The Sun, and the Oingo Boingo fight, where Polnareff reveals Jotaro does a silly cigarette trick when he's around his friends.
Jotaro is introduced to us as a very distant and seemingly uncaring character who doesn't want to be on the journey so these scenes give him a real sense of character as he learns to embrace his new friends;

Jotaro is also a character meant to emulate the Clint Eastwood archetype of a cold, loner hero who does what he does out of a strong sense of justice, and this is complimented by reading his character bio where it's stated that his aloof behavior is mostly out of a lack of understanding of social interactions, and moments like him attempting to hit on Midler or everything involving Jolyne stay true to this idea. There's an immaturity to the character at the start of Part 3 as we see him act like an angsty teenager (calling his mom a bitch for example), and the growth out of this immaturity is what leads to his portrayal in Part 4.

There, fixed it.

Owen Thomas
Owen Thomas

Is that JJCA?

They really need a dedicated Copy Editor for all their teams, it's getting real hard to deal with their shit

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

Stop talk talking you cunt.

Jayden Carter
Jayden Carter

I think that user came from tumblr, watch out before she/her/xe raves about "muh lesbians"

William Hall
William Hall

All of these sound better than Jotaro, even though you blatantly left out stuff for Jolyne.

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

Jonathan's only weakness is that he can't see or touch them.

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

I don't remember Giorno being "very proud" of his ear trick.
Now I'm just thinking about him feeling down and just sitting on like a sidewalk or something and someone comes to cheer him up but can't and they both just stay there, until he remembers he can stuff his ear into himself and gets supet fucking excited to show it just to get no reaction. Then he just gets sad and leaves.

Zachary Bennett
Zachary Bennett

early part 3 art
Only topped by early part 4 art in awfulness

But people who say Jotaro has shit character development should count 4 and 6taro, he has some of the best JoJo development if not the best in the series

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

Obligatory

Eli Young
Eli Young

And he felt up a brown Loli

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

Araki ends the final JoJo part with a happy end
Nah, I expect we're gonna see a downward spiral of awful things until it all finishes with the main villain murdering Josuke.

Tyler Campbell
Tyler Campbell

I like the idea of what would Dio become after consuming all of Joseph's and Jotaro's blood and live to tell the tale. Reality overwrite is ridiculously absurd but as long as it's just a "what if" scenario, I don't really care.

My idea on corpse parts is Valentine telling Dio about the main world combined with Dio's lust for all the power he can get. I can buy that bullshit. Too bad EoH doesn't even have barebones of any personality.

Isaac Perry
Isaac Perry

We're at mid jojolion style now, someone should update that

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

yfw Norisuke dies in a noble sacrifice to protect his family

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

Honestly, Jojolion kinda needs a big boss right now. Otherwise, it will be kind of boring and anticlimatic.

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

if you think that is weird think about giorno

giorno is Jolyne's great-great-great Uncle

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

Mid part 4 is my favorite

Leo Stewart
Leo Stewart

I just couldn't find a way to express what I felt. Sorry for sounding cringy.

Zachary Murphy
Zachary Murphy

happy endings
araki
Jonathan dies at the end

Joseph loses his friends along the way

Abdul, Iggy, and Kakyoin kick the bucket

Trolley issue, Joseph is now senile

Giorno's friends die and Fugo leaves

Jotaro, Anasui, Weather Report, Ermes, Jolyne, and Foo Fighters all die, Emporio is trapped in Ireneverse

Gyro dies, Diego dies a pointless death, Hotpants gets killed like nothing, Mountain Tim gets demolished by Blackmore, Valentine nonchalantly kills Axl RO, Johnny is revealed to have died by a rock

Part 8 so far: Josefumi and Kira

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

Guys recommended music while reading Jojolion?

Carter Wright
Carter Wright

Araki finally lets a JoJo have a happy end
I want Gappy to be Happy but Araki wont let us have that. Expect Heavy losses.
Gappy will die by doing an Equivelent exchange to substitute his life for Holly's so she can still be around for Kyo.They will Erect a shrine in his honor as "The Golden Heart of Morioh" screenshot this

Owen Foster
Owen Foster

JOTARO IS FUCKING AWESOME
STAR PLATINUM
FUCKING INVINCIBLE!
YARE YARE DAZE!

Bentley Johnson
Bentley Johnson

"OMG muh lesbian ships is totally canon, NOSBLEED LOL COLON THREE THREE THREE THREE"

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

The rest of your post just wasn't hilariously dumb like that part. You don't even have to compare him to another character to realize it really says something about his characterization when the only answer you can give for what he enjoys is this one quirk he does a single time at the very beginning that then never comes up again.

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

So I think it's agreed on that Jolyene is best Jojo, but who is the worst? I used to assume the obvious answer is Jotaro because he's an invincible Mary Sue with no personality, but I'm thinking it might be Joseph instead.

best buddies with a Nazi
cheats on his wife
hates glorious Nippon
lazy fuck who didn't bother learning how to Hamon properly until his infinitely cooler mom forced him to
can't even crossdress well, so clearly he lacks the fabulousness all Jojos should possess.
literally only beat Cars out of dumb luck

Austin Phillips
Austin Phillips

ASB and The anime's OST

Justin Baker
Justin Baker

Do you think it'd be possibly for Kira and Josefumi to go back to being separate people?
Because I really want to see Kira being a proper JoJo.

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

Jonathan, only thing he has going for him is a gentleman.

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

And that concludes my argument with you.

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

ASB's credits are more interesting and likable than all of Eyes of Heaven

Connor Rivera
Connor Rivera

being friends with the world's best German cyborg is a bad thing
Yea, kindly fuck off.

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

Something well made is good

Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

I feel like the final boss has already shown up, we just don't know who they are yet.

Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

AND HE'S FUCKING HUGE

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

Well better luck next time, buddy.

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

Wait, why do people say Jonathan is as strong as Star Platinum? How do their feats compare? l don't remember Jonathan doing all that much honestly.

Nathan Anderson
Nathan Anderson

REV UP THOSE GAS CHAMBERS

youtube.com/watch?v=R3j_jTVDnXw

Nathan Martinez
Nathan Martinez

he lifted a rock once

Logan James
Logan James

EoH beats it out slightly, for me at least, because of babby Jolyne.
Reminds me of those adorable fan comics.

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

Wishing luck to the victor is odd to me, but that you!

Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan

Just throwing the guy a bone because of him not having a stand.

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

I'm hoping if we get a Part 5 anime Diavolo won't be a black silhouette the entire time, and we actually get to see him wear pic related with the long hair

Noah Gonzalez
Noah Gonzalez

but that you
Thank you is what I meant.

Landon Morales
Landon Morales

Can you post your best happy gappies?

Asking for a friend.

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

Jonathan is canon stronger than Bruford and Tarkus when he's mad as fuck

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia

Hes a big guy.

Robert Martinez
Robert Martinez

I'm going to throw myself out there and say they will based on the fact that DavidPro made the silhouette of Akira look like him when in the manga it didn't.

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

But Jolyne and Anasui are canon lesbians, though. That was Araki's original intention but one of the editors wouldn't let him do it and forced him to changed Anasui's gender after that initial chapter. That should be common knowledge now.

Or are you talking about something else?

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

And?
They were still just normal ass dudes, for the most part.
Nothing on the same level of what most stands are capable of.

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

oh shit, Giorno really doesn't have anything he enjoys
argument over! I won!
You're a riot.

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

Something else, just how cringeworthy that user said it.

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

Bruford
Tarkus
normal ass dudes

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

Shhh

Benjamin Sanchez
Benjamin Sanchez

I want to do lewd things to Female Abbacchio

Cooper Gutierrez
Cooper Gutierrez

one of the editors wouldn't let him do it and forced him to changed Anasui's gender
Yo, my man, you got any sauce on that hot bowl of shit there? Because from here, it just kinda seems like plain ol' bullshit.

Carson Long
Carson Long

Nah, they were just making fun of me and rightfully so.

Jacob White
Jacob White

Okay let me do it

This is Giorno and he's the Part 5 protagonist

Ok but what about him ?

He's a 15 year old kid who made a living as a thief by conning turists and bribing cops in an attempt to get the major criminal organizations to notice him. We know the community he lives in knows him and treats him nicely and he has a backstory where he was neglected and abused but ended up saving a gangster's life and said gangster provided him with protection.

Alright, those are facts about him. What does he like to do?

We know Giorno spends most of his time doing everything he can to follow his pursuit of becoming a gangstar and that it's the main drive of his life, in the same vein that Dio's ambition to stand atop the world was the main drive of his life. We know he idolizes his childhood hero and we get hints that say he sort of idolizes Dio much like how Dio idolized his mother as a boy.

We know he's a very cold and calculating person but he's not anti-social (he's very charismatic) and he's not above doing jokes. When he sarcastically says to Koichi “I am sorry, but I already sold your suitcase, I don’t have it anymore” before sommersaulting over the table to try and escape.. His reply when asking if he even has his driving license is “of course not, I’m just 15″ as if that was the most natural thing in the world. Talking about turning a hundred cars into frogs to hide their trail as if it was a brilliant and logical idea.

I could go on but you get the point

Carson Carter
Carson Carter

What's the most popular jojos in Japan?

Noah Walker
Noah Walker

Female Abbachio
Hatochio is not for lewd, shell step on you user.

Noah Kelly
Noah Kelly

I love Stroheim.

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

No harsh feelings user, just a bit of banter.

I like a bit of girl on girl myself

Austin Gomez
Austin Gomez

He thinks he won

Some substance is better than none. Now take your shitty reading comprehension and re-read my posts.

Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

Says the trashcan who wants to suck on his mom's tits

Dominic Peterson
Dominic Peterson

Because Tarkus did this with a single sword swing and Jonathan was able to outmatch Tarkus in strength (he broke the collar that even Tarkus couldn't break).

The greatest feat of strength for Star Platinum was breaking Midler's giant teeth.

I'm not sure if Jonathan is stronger or weaker than Star Platinum but he's obviously close to the huge power-type Stands in the strength department.

Adrian Sullivan
Adrian Sullivan

Fuck no, how we only saw his shadow for almost the whole part the coolest thing about him.

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

Jotaro by far.

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

Cmon, lots of people have suckled on Mom's nipples at least once, Joshuu just wanted to make sure her taste wasnt that of a liar.

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

What's his face trying to convey?

Andrew Phillips
Andrew Phillips

Female Abbacchio would be a ballbusting bitch, I bet she'd barely be distinguishable from male Abbacchio other than having knockers. And having to squat down over the teapot, too.

She'd make a great waifu.

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

Part 3 by far followed by part 4.
Favorite characters are Jotaro and DIO and they're a part of pop culture.

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

Why is Jonathan's everyone least favorite JoJo? He's so much better than Giorno.

David Wright
David Wright

Why the fuck did they eat breakfast in their swimsuits?

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

Was Araki trying to give me a boner on that chapter ?

Brandon Butler
Brandon Butler

Gappy:
God dammit I wanted waffles
Daiya
TRANSMIT THESE PANCAKES INTO MY MOUTH

Juan Campbell
Juan Campbell

why the fuck is this cunt talking about pancakes at a time like this?
now's not the time for breakfast, stupid

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

Are Jotaro and DIO the favorites, or are they simply the best-known?
Superman is the most famous superhero, but most comic fans don't have him as their favorite.

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

Some substance is better than none
Oh, I never said he had none, but his was very meager compared to Jotaro, let alone the other Jojos.

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

Even without a source, it's actually pretty self explanatory. Since Anasui is introduced as a woman and then is just suddenly a dude with no explanation or acknowledgement. And, ya know, women's prison...

William Reed
William Reed

God that swimcap looks so stupid.

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

PAN
CA----
KES!

Mason Jones
Mason Jones

That was the color teams shit not Araki's vision

Cooper Watson
Cooper Watson

user was then doomed to reading some posts in /jojo/ for all eternity, similar to how Diavolo is fated to die forever.

Christopher Cooper
Christopher Cooper

Well you got me there, I'm not sure.
I'll assume they get the Superman treatment.

Easton Bailey
Easton Bailey

It amuses me that fem-Annasui shows less skin than male Annasui.

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

Thanks user. It means a lot.
All the bullshit aside I really wish Araki could go with a female Anasui. All the "Celebrate us." stuff and Jolyne's nonchalant behavior towards his male version is pretty hilarious and enjoyable but her design was just so cool, it pains me a little.

Jordan Harris
Jordan Harris

That's a nice gappy

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

I mean just pull a Shadow Dio 2
Don't show his face and if you dont want to see anything at all they can make the scenes when he's indoors very dim lighted
I didnt like that he looked like a shadow person for 90% of the story and he looks completly different when he reveals himself

Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

(In the same image)

Why does no-one talk about the resting bitch face Female-Abbaccio is giving right here?

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

You are just throwing yarn at this point.

I don't care if you give (You)s anymore.

I have proved you wrong.

I'm sorry you can't handle Giorno having more character than Jotaro.

Easton Brown
Easton Brown

THAT MEANS HE MUST HAVE HUGE GUTS

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

has no source
still trying to peddle this bullshit
Is it so hard to assume Araki changed the gender of his own volition?

Gabriel Harris
Gabriel Harris

Ey, I got over that eventually, it may be an unpopular opinion but I actually can to actually like his character over time

Gavin Nguyen
Gavin Nguyen

In all honesty I really wish Hato becomes more involved in the future, maybe even possibly joining the crew.

I still want to know what her stand does

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

I hope they keep the shadow the same but change Diavolo's hair when he's reavealed to be sleeked back and light brown because his actual spotted hair is fucking stupid.
Bu they'd never do it.

Christian Roberts
Christian Roberts

Doesn't that dumb line thing mean the vowel is supposed to be stretched out?
So, really she'd be going "PANCAAAAAAAAAAAAKES"
So yea, Gappy is understandably confused as fuck.

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

Green Dolphin prison had both male and female prisoners. Segregated, but still had both.

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

Wasn't it because they didn't know that you would need a passport to go to Hawaii or something?

Brody Gonzalez
Brody Gonzalez

I mean give Diavolo a mobster outfit, instead of being a shadow person
I don't care the color

Matthew Gomez
Matthew Gomez

Anasui didn't have a single line before he was a guy. There's no way to tell if she was even going to like Jolyne the way male Anasui ended up doing.

Elijah Edwards
Elijah Edwards

pouting lips
Oh fuck this girl might become my favorite

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

Jolyne is certainly my favorite but Johnathan certainly has charm and a special place in my heart for being the OG Jojo. I definitely like him a thousand times more than Jotaro.

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

She probably sounds like a damn Banshee
Its just some 16 year old japanese girl screaming"PANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES" right next to him
Gappy cant steal back his fucking hearing.

Christopher Taylor
Christopher Taylor

They have juking in Jojo?

Justin Nelson
Justin Nelson

I feel the same way. He's one of my all time favorites. It's just those "what if" situations. Part 6 is my favorite part and thinking that how different it could be intrigues me a little.

Michael Phillips
Michael Phillips

Hato's stand ability is the ability to manipulate the properties of clothing

screencap this

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

yfw Joshuu under that trash outfit is pure fujo bait
Araki didn't put him in a swimsuit because it would flood too many panties

Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

Who's the best character in Jojolion so far?

Justin Davis
Justin Davis

Cato comes home
First thing she does is make fun of everyone and drive a chair leg through Joshuu's mouth
God I hope she's the final boss of Jojolion

Zachary Jones
Zachary Jones

How long till Gappy dies and it gets revealed the Joshuu is the real Jojo of this part?

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

Best dad
By far

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

This alpha hunk of a male

Henry Kelly
Henry Kelly

fujo bait
with that hair
Nope

Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

t.Kaato

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

The Dad of Ultimate Shitposting

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

(fucked up)

Gavin Martinez
Gavin Martinez

I don't understand him. He's implied to have some secret agenda with Gappy and yet he behaves like his actual father. Am I missing something?

Kayden Ortiz
Kayden Ortiz

The mole people user

Easton Evans
Easton Evans

Damo (R.I.P.)

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

Who would win in a fight between Alessi and Prosciutto?

Samuel Clark
Samuel Clark

Quick anons figure it out!

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

Oh yeah, they were gonna go on vacation to Hawaii. And Joshu was going to stay behind because he didn't like planes.
Hato is a best.

Dominic Rogers
Dominic Rogers

Right now Kira's body is currently ashes in an urn, so no.

Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

Probably Prosciutto on a one on one fight since his stand covers an entire area, but either could win if either gets in a sneak attack by their stand power.

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

What the fuck I've got no numbers.
That could be like 30 degrees or 35 I dunno I'm not gonna be arsed to find out.

Jonathan Nguyen
Jonathan Nguyen

180

Juan Gomez
Juan Gomez

Watcha crying bout Kira?

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

Couldn't he potentially make black holes by speeding up molecules, or am I just a fucking retard?

or both.

Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

If someone can give me a single piece of evidence that fucking him is gay, then I will never post again.

Aaron Wood
Aaron Wood

It's not gay or anything at all user.... because he doesn't exist

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

Muh quiet life

Juan Robinson
Juan Robinson

Boss of this gym

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

Yes he does.

Chase Hall
Chase Hall

Joubin's been built up for the past couple of years and has been behind almost everything so far. Wasting all that set up on on a proxy for an 'I only WORKED for the main villain who is far less interesting' seems like pretty fucking awful writing, even for Araki at his hackiest moments.

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

Whatchu say nigga?

Gabriel Harris
Gabriel Harris

Doppio's first appearance is him getting hit by a truck trying to save a kid he doesn't even know
He wasn't such a bad guy. Shame that the Diavolo persona was such a cunt.

Levi Stewart
Levi Stewart

Guys, what if Caato and Jobin are BOTH the final boss

Isaac Jenkins
Isaac Jenkins

I'll show YOU who's boss of this gym

Luke Reyes
Luke Reyes

*teleports behind u*
*chops off ur head*
"heh... nothin... personel, kid"

Jackson Williams
Jackson Williams

They're accurate unlike the old ones which made stuff up and read even worse. Whether they flow well is another story.

Evan Parker
Evan Parker

So far Joshuu seems to go from psychopathic egotistical brat, to awkward anti-social teen who wants approval.

Evan Perry
Evan Perry

Honestly that sounds stupid and completely against the entire point Josuke's character is making. More flashbacks would be nice though.

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

The only way it should be.

Ian Long
Ian Long

I thought it was 7 pages

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

Then people will bicker for ages on who's the real main villain. Like how anons here argue about the "brojo" of part 3 and 5.

Henry Bell
Henry Bell

this theme lowkey super comfy
youtube.com/watch?v=HdahP278OSM

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

So none of can prove loving narancia is gay?
Guess I'll stay here forever then.

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

It's Joseph and Bruno.

Nicholas Sanders
Nicholas Sanders

fuck

Matthew Young
Matthew Young

The original had 5-6 pages.
Araki added in an extra one in the Tankobon.

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

the whole ost is so good
youtube.com/watch?v=JjT0p2z4hGg

Logan Foster
Logan Foster

How is that a argument when its Polnareff and Mista

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

He'll still be a silhouette but he might have his proper hair. He was a silhouette because it was dark and Buccellati never saw his face, it's an actual plot thing and won't be changed.

Ayden Jones
Ayden Jones

What did he mean by this?

Thomas Morris
Thomas Morris

Fluffy Mom a cute

Levi Lopez
Levi Lopez

No-one will ever make a doujin where Speedwagon, Caesar, Polnareff, Okuyasu, Mista, Hermes, Gyro and Yasuho hang out

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

Can Giorno beat himself?

Carter Gomez
Carter Gomez

I'm biased as fuck since I don't want Joubin to be the final boss cause his stand is ugly as shit.

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

beat himself

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

Do you like large fries?

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

5. He added 2 new pages.

Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

Why do people want JJL to have a clear goal and villain from the outset like every other Part again? Do people here not read anything other than shonen manga?

Joseph Cruz
Joseph Cruz

I do, but not fried chicken.

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

Caesar and Gyro arguing over whether Spin or Hamon is better
Mista wondering why Polnareff isnt a turtle
hermes trying to get into Okuyasu pants
Yashuo and Speedwagon just watch the chaos happen in awe

Id buy it

Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

money

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

yeah, i do.

Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

I think it looked weird especially when coloured, but I like it that it looks like a leatherman and alternate colourations that make the chest black like the hat actually make it look good. I also really like it's namesake.

Owen White
Owen White

Okay so the Joestars throw people like Akira and Kira into Speedwagon Jail, but this is straight up abduction in the eyes of the law, no?

Are they going to hold Akira for life? If not he could easilly go straight to the authorities with evidence that he's been held at some shady place for years and expose the Soeedwagon foundation and the Joestars as some crimininal organization to the law.

Hell what if some clueless familly memeber of Akira manages to track him down to his cell with his newly gained stand and attack the foundation? Can Jotaro really bank on explaining Akira's crimes to this person and impose himself as the law?

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

heh

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

fuck you catman

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

Yeah but SWF is made of money so it doesn't matter

Nathaniel Brown
Nathaniel Brown

Akira's in normal prison, he's just under watch by SPW staff and fucking terrified of Jotaro.

Adrian Rogers
Adrian Rogers

Giorno is not for lewd

Adrian Miller
Adrian Miller

Speedwagon Jail
They just threw Akira in regular jail under the charges of theft

Wyatt Cox
Wyatt Cox

Do people here not read anything other than shonen manga?
I'm pretty sure half of the people here have read very few manga or only entry level stuff.

Noah Carter
Noah Carter

mfw JJCA will soon be done with Colored SBR

I've been waiting for this for so long

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

Wait is Jojolion's MC technically Yoshikage Kira?

Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

Akira I can see them holding up, but how are you gonna prevent Kira from just blowing up everything?

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

How far are they right now?

Jace Allen
Jace Allen

hermes trying to get into Okuyasu pants
Wouldn't it be the other way around? Him being in awe of this tough-as-nails exotic jailbird with money-titties, and trying to prove how tough and manly a delinquent he is in spite of his tender years.

Nathan Adams
Nathan Adams

I'd say he is a secondary character because he only shows up half the time

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

Chapter 82. D4C Part 15 -Love Train-

Ryan Roberts
Ryan Roberts

So this is what she actually says?
huh

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

My Kira Yoshikage skull tie came in the mail. I don't know if I should regret this decision or not. debating whether or not to buy an accompanying white suit with it. How much of a sperg am I?

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

g-good one user

Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

Giorno is for rough bloody anal while telling him how much you love him.

Brody Adams
Brody Adams

oh you

Julian Rogers
Julian Rogers

Good one

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

A big one, that's for sure

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

nice

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

Did the previous scanlators learn japanese through fortune cookies?

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

get well soon zygarde

Asher Myers
Asher Myers

So I I retarded, or does the pastebin's link for Subbed BluRay videos not actually have subs?

I mean, I know I'm already a little retarded, but am I missing how to get the subs on the videos?

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

nope, they used the chinese or french translation, if i remember correctly

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

Why can't Araki let any of the Jojos be happy?

Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

Not the image I wanted.

Pretty much. People who say that the translations were fine are actual idiots, I feel bad for people who can only read English. At least VA should be fully redone in English by year's end.

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

Maybe google translate wasn't that good at the time

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

Hey, Joseph lived a long and full life.

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

holy shit is that johnny from that one chapter of JJL? i've just realized he looks like gappy lmao

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

still living
Ftfy as he still is alive in SO

Michael Perez
Michael Perez

Fate bro, bad shit is always gonna happen no matter how much you fight it so you need to do the best with the small amount of control you do have. Johnny's time was up, but he managed to have a family and pass on some good to the world.

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

For a second there I thought that was Josuke.

Juan King
Juan King

In a sense, that's just the two Jons. Jolyne and Jotaro may have gotten massacred but Emporio rewrote them into a universe with no curse to begin with and happier lives.

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

What Led Zeppelin songs best fit each of the Zeppelis?

Kevin Barnes
Kevin Barnes

youtube.com/watch?v=6RfyJzrcPzA

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

youtube.com/watch?v=hvx5ugrLLSY

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

no curse to begin with
There was, but there was no Pucci to exacerbate it. 1-5 happened exactly the same.

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

Why is Johnny so mentally inestable?
Gyro gets wounded
He starts losing his shit

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

i mean he died when the universe resets, but whatevs

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

INSANE ROCK
DURRURURURURURUURR

Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

would look perfect in stained glass

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

How do we know that?

Leo Rodriguez
Leo Rodriguez

Does Araki know?

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

credforums.com/thread/147361608/anime
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Ryan Diaz
Ryan Diaz

Motherfucker was NINETY years old if he's still alive by then.

Blake Edwards
Blake Edwards

Well Giorno certainly has religious themes and imagery.

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

That's not how MiH works.

Elijah Sullivan
Elijah Sullivan

which one is the right one?

Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

He probably suffered a heart attack from all the universe destruction going on
I mean he's in his 90s at that time

Samuel Gonzalez
Samuel Gonzalez

Joshu strikes me as the type of guy who'd rape Yasuho. Not in the creepiest or most violent manner possible, of course, but the type of guy who'd pressure her into having a few beers with him, then start getting really touchy-feely. And when she pushed him away or asked him to stop, he'd do so at first, before complaining about her for being so prudish and going right back to it. Eventually he'd stop backing off when she told him to, covering up her increasingly desperate demands with assurances that he wasn't hurting her and that everything was okay, culminating in him pulling her panties down and jamming it in. If she screamed then he'd cover her mouth with his hand and make some sort of comment about how she had to keep it down. As soon as he came he'd try and cuddle her, and would tell her that her broken sobs were normal since it always hurts girls the first time, right? And that they should do it again some time.

He genuinely wouldn't understand it when she avoided him like the plague after that, and would chalk it down to anything but his own actions.

Nathan Walker
Nathan Walker

Left one

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

Gyro's one of the only people he ever genuinely cared about.

Eli Young
Eli Young

Right.

Ian Harris
Ian Harris

good thing I stopped reading

Julian Torres
Julian Torres

Is this nigga pulling cellophane out of his eyes?

Sebastian Anderson
Sebastian Anderson

The only thing that changed was no Pucci.

Thomas Turner
Thomas Turner

being this much of a kike

David Bennett
David Bennett

FUCK YOU DIOMAN

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

It doesn't matter why Araki changed genders. It was a mistake he did without changing his design.

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

Joshuu

David Flores
David Flores

MUH IDENTITY
MUH ETERNAL APEX
MUH RESULTS

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

no edit with the picture of the donut man
Y'all motherfuckers can't even meme right