Christmas Cakes are for

Christmas Cakes are for...

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walking home gently

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Irrelevance

...finally making happy after all these years.

Throwing in the garbage.

Fucking and then dumping for younger women once you start to become attached to her.

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delete these things

This any good?

yes, 7.8/10 most definitely worth a watch

tender love

K thanks, downloading it right now.

Got any other favorites btw?

Marrying and starting a family with.

Anal.

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>Lesbians cakes
We need an anime of this NOW

I want a cake to take advantage of me!

Breeding

being younger than me

That cake really activated my almonds

Suffering and dying alone.

losing the /ss/ allure for every year I grow older.

I didnt need these feels

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You want autistic children?

Ignoring because their expired wombs would pump out deformed children.

Dat Kobayashi Yuu.

What are some other cake animes Cred Forums ?

>image literally contains her and her son
>still call her a cake

Pic unrelated

saving from expiration

That poor thing doesn't need to be alone. She just needs to kidnap some hapless user and rape him to her hearts content.

hard sexual stimulation

I'm going assume that's an insult aimed at me because Reine is literally perfect.

Besides her bodies capacity for developing offspring.
But it also works as an insult at you at the same time.

>Touka could have two Christmas Cakes
>Only wants shitty tsundere childhood friend
God damn it man.

>147366867
Please who is this semen demon

You need to lurk for 2 years before posting.

Doesn't qualify. She regularly gets fucked, just not by the MC.

She's used goods. Don't even bother

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Me.
Please marry me.

Source?

Falling in love with their younger office co-workers and then proceeding to fuck like rabbits

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A garbage show not worth anything outside of its cake scenes, and even then the worth is questionable. Kyokai no Kanata I think.

I was also thinking that too. It kind of does look like KyoAni.

how do i become cake?

Marrying.

love and cherishing!

Producing my offspring

>be a woman
>exclusively only useful at childbearing
>fail even at that

Public mockery. Christmas Cakes are for being publicly mocked and ridiculed for the wastes of air and space that they are, having failed to accomplish literally the only task for which their genotype exists. Even the most rancid faggot is more useful to the species than a childless woman, who can contribute nothing to society that doesn't center around their dusty, worthless uterus.

delet

I will throw your head in the toilet and flush it

She has such a beautiful smile.
I want to protect this cake's smiling face.

They're for letting me escape the reality where most decent looking or better women are either married or getting dicked by age 20 at best, and the only ones who get to 25 and over are either ugly or horrible people.

Mix yourself with flour, eggs, sugar, baking soda etc

>Play Majikoi
>Get to Umeko Sex Scene

Fuck my dick was diamonds

Nice trips, sweetheart

...on discount after Christmas.

We need to cut the loses here.

Do you think any cakes browse Cred Forums.

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maybe

Did the cake go stale??????

To tell the truth it is just a misunderstanding.

Gonna need the sauce on this. Is it any good?

I forgot to post the full image.

T-there's nothing on google or IQDB. Could you at least tell me the name?

Angel Heart

just googled the filename, bub

>Christmas Cakes are for...
>marrying, so you can hide that you're really ephebophilic

memes

Don't meme on keikes. Be sincere.

mango name?

you cannot be serious

Häagen-Dazs makes lonely office ladies happy!

Pigging out and getting fat yet again.
Maybe that's why she can't find a man.

Rude!

Steamboy, JinRoh, Perfect Blue

They're nothing alike btw but they're great.

She's Japanese, not American. Her diet probably looks something like this:

>Breakfast: Just a banana and a glass of milk, can't be late for work
>Lunch: Bento from the konbini: rice, fish and vegetables
>Coffee break: coffee and a ham sandwich
>Dinner: Microwave pasta
>Dessert/Snack: One small tub of Häagen-Dazs
One of those every day can't hurt if the rest of your diet is relatively healthy, and that's even assuming she eats one a day. It's not idea, but she doesn't look like she needs to lose weight. She can take it in moderation.

Don't be so tsundere euro-kun

Cuddling together next to a roaring fireplace as you are both absorbed in a really good book while drinking some really high grade coffee.Then princess carrying to bed once they've fallen asleep and kissing tenderly on the nose as you tuck them in before getting in the bed with them.

tossing out after the 25th

>January 3rd
That's my birthday. I don't know how to feel about this.

are you American? Midwestern? have you every received a fruitcake/Christmas cake? Giving and receiving them is a horrible obligation, tossing them away is liberation.

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Hugging, kissing, handholding, future planning, and butt stuff.

Keeping well chilled when not in use

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Why the FUCK didn't she fuck the student.

Fucking Shinkai, I swear to god.

Isnt it implied they at least get back together at the end of the manga?

ss

Where can I read it? My legitimate online manga sites don't have it.

I was interested in reading this but was waiting for more chapters to come out or for Vertical to license it, do they do any lewd things together?

I wouldn't know, sorry. I'm just going by what I've heard others who have read it say.

I want a cakei.

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is this /ss/?

Nope that's index.

The loli teacher is actually the older of the two

Is Shinmai Maou Testament the only thing recently where a student actually managed to give his cake teacher the dick?

Wait isnt that spin off of city hunter?

This is a nice thread.

I want to befriend a lonely OL.

...read every page of this book.

is it a gallery of cakes?

>mfw I will be Christmas Cake in less than a fortnight.

No it's actually kind of boring.

Are you cute?

london

What are some good VNs where I can save a Christmas Cake from expiration?

Damn oneesan, you're two years ahead of me.

Falling in love with my student self-insert who is half her age.

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>w-why would you be intersted in an old lady like me?

Because I hate my mother, am currently single and I want to fuck a sexy mature woman.

>Because I hate my mother
Move out. This isn't a "get out of your mother's basement" remark, I'm being honest. I moved out about a year and a half ago and my relationship with my parents improved significantly. I just need a lot of me-time and now I'm getting it.

I, too, am interested in the answer to this question.

Searched on vndb. Nothing that fits the criteria found.
Please tell me I'm just inept at using the site.

This webm always hits me right in the feels.
>Tfw I want a kitten but my landlord won't let anyone in the building have pets

It means you're a fruitcake and you belong in the trash