Megumin Thread

>explosions in New York

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Aqua-sama is better.

And Darkness is the best.

You're all sluts

Muslims did it

Not a single building collapsed. What sort of weak shit do you think Megumin's explosions are?

Nobody even died and everyone is freaking out like it's the second coming of 9/11. In other news US bombings accidentally 100 government soldiers. Americans, everyone.

You don't understand
>Bombings in NYC
>Bombing in NJ (granted they suck massive dong and deserve it but still)
>Stabbing in Minnesota
>Plane crashes onto someone's fucking house in AZ
WHAT IS GOING ON???

How can one girl be so perfect and best?

Do you have a moment to talk about our loving goddess, Eris?

By not being Aqua. Also nice trips.

God's righteous punishment.

Religion of peace is getting peaceful

I wanna stick my hand down that blouse.

Stupid Bitch Suck My Dong.

What is sex with Eris like?

She blew up that castle every single day but it never completely collapsed.

long hair megumin when?

Maybe she should watch 9/11 documentaries to see how it's really done.

It was magically fortified and being repaired daily.

Bland.

Boring vanilla, and not the good vanilla full of creampies, and tears of joy.

But it was a magical explosion

Really? But she looks tight as fuck.

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Vanilla's supposed to be adorable and the boners are supposed to come from your heart.

She'll complain about the pain, rather than make a cutesy face with tears.

Look into your heart, you know it to be true.

Even a demon king general cant destroy a fortrified fort with explosion

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Lol. Burgerland already has about 40 mass shootings every day. Get with the times yo.

>Be a 22 year old aspiring musician
>Get shot
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BRAVO AMERICA

> US bombings accidentally 100 government soldiers.
Was this supposed to be English?

Lurk more.

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It's time for best girl to shine

Kill yourself.

Megumin is such a dork.

Megumin owns her dorkiness and isn't ashamed by it. She'll also fucking stop before it gets annoying.

>I'm a boy scout
>Friends with some twins, also boy scouts (different troop)
>The twins love pyrotechnics
>Gather some mutual friends
>Make pipebombs by disassembling fireworks and reusing their gunpowder and fuses
>Drive to a neighborhood in the process of being constructed
>Blow up about 8 port-potties
>Drive into some rand neighborhood
>Throw pipebomb into a storm-drain
>Loudest fucking sound we've ever heard
>Car alarms and shit start going off
>We haul ass
>Drive through later
>Hundreds of people out in their pajamas
>Cops and fire trucks everywhere
>Never got caught

I want to eat out Megumin's pussy straight after she finishes not going to the toilet.

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>Mad because he's never had nice bakuretsu

lol.

Megumin is a fucking disgraceful cunt who killed Wolbach and Wolbach's friends in cold-blood. I will never forgive her for killing those good people

She just ask for it and then by some plot get saved at the last moment. Poor Beldia, Anis, Hoost and Wolbach. If only Wolbach didn't save that disgraceful cunt, she wouldn't have to suffer that much, her other half wouldn't need to be made a pet and being mistreat everyday

>US bombings accidentally 100 government soldiers
There's absolutely nothing wrong with bombing Assad's troops, they're the ones bombing their own country because "muh everyone's a rebel".

wow its kinda sad that Cred Forums was the 1st place I heard about this

Why is there no doujin of her getting raped while being incapacitated after casting an explosion?

There's at least two of those, you fucking retard. No, I won't link them.

Scans when?

Why are KonoSubas so boring and bland? They are basically walking archetypes of cardboard females. Is this why they are so popular?

So why didn't kazuma backstabbed wolbach while she was talking with yunyun/ fighting with aqua?

Why is Megumin so lewd?

How many times has Megumin been dragged into a bush for a quickie?

How do anons now know that you've only been on Cred Forums for at most 1 year?

brb fapping to megu-chan

Someone post Megumax

wait what when did this happen

Das sum sexy Megumeme and whoever.

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OVA

finished

Vol 10 when