This girl steals 100 yen from your wallet

no.
10,000 yen.

Damn they don't give a fuck about the heli filming either. Stay safe friendo.

It's a very sensationalist news program with emphasis on crime. Filming this kind of shit is their job.

Lame. I wish someone would make a Good News channel and the host would be a guy who looks like Jesus.

Rape and marry her.

I don't carry cash

100 yen is not a lot of money

then:
This girl steals a bincoin from your wallet.

What do?

For you.

>Take her to a store
>Let her pick out chocolate and sweets
>up to the value she stole
>Once we are out the store take them off her and eat them myself
She would never steal again

What can you even buy for 100yen? one gum?

isn't it less than $5?

1000 yen? what does she need 500 yen for
she can have 100 yen

Tell me about Hifumi-chan. Why is she so shy?

Pic is 1000 so I'm basing it off that

100yen is $10, Pretty easy

100 yen is basically a dollar.

My rule of thumb is 1 yen = 1 cent.

no 5 yen are around $100

100 yen is less than a dollar.

I AM THE LAWS

It's ~97.7 cents right now.
Congratulations, you win nothing.

>what do?

>series is over tomorrow

how the fuck am I supposed to keep on living now

Watch better anime.

For practical purposes, 100円=usd1

Don't worry, there will always be more moeshit

But I need my yuribait

Yen strongest coin there is. Folded over a thousand times it can pierce through the gaijin dollar like a peso.

Sasug/a/

Slap that bitch around for stealing so much money from me!

Did you just get here, user?

How about you come up with a question that starts with "This girl..." and ends with "What do?", where the answer is not "rape"?

I can't think of any, can you give us an example?

100 yen doesnt come in form of bills user.

This girl is filled with higly corrosive acid. What do?

A dollar? She can go buy her drink, fine, I don't care. Tell her, "ask next time."

Remove 2 zeros from any yen amount. That's how many dollars it is.

She just took a buck.

Ask her to pay it back by marrying me.

Drain corrosive acid.
And then rape.

This girl tries to rape you. What do?

It's a tough choice, but in the end it comes down to: "is there a hole I can stick my dick into?"

COMMENCE RAPE BATTLE

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Rape anyway

Make her pay it back with her body.

stop time and throw knives at her

Rape her before it destroys the body

>

She steals my yen
I steal her virginity

user, I've news for you.

Cred Forums virgins will still get mad if anything has crunchy rolls on it or even the very mention of it throws them into a fit of rage even though they watch shit like horriblesubs.

>I pay to watch anime
Good job idiot.

lick her

wouldn't she be ded anyway

>Giving a fuck what people do with their money.

Just because you have none doesnt mean you get to dictate how others use theirs

Punch her on the face like a normal person would do.

I'll let her keep it if only she holds my hand

I never said she wasn't.

If she get's away with this she's clearly going to do worse in the future. She needs to be educated properly on the matter. Teachers, parents, maybe even the police need to get involved.

You are the reason simulcasts exist in the first place. You are the lowest common denominator. Congratulations.

sexually educated, you mean.

You say that like simulcasts aren't a good thing

They're not. Good job having shit standards.

It's almost amusing how you are able to be so predictable, lame and obnoxious at the same time.

>They're not
Just as I thought, you're a babby who didnt actually watch anime before Crunchy
>Translator drama, watermarks and meme subs a plenty
>Most sub groups fighting over the one or two biggest shows of the season while most everything else got whatever retards were left
>Regular delays

Personally I find it insane

It's funny how you went from insane to an even more fedoraific cringe comment.

Demands she pays me back with her body.

１０００円 is enough for a few days of food.
I'd punch the little thief in the face and take my money back. I'd also take her pantsu as punishment for being an antisocial little shit.

Go be a self entitled little cunt somewhere else, faggot.

I want to pet Himufi!

>There are people browsing this site RIGHT NOW who sexualize the New Games

Kill yourselves

The motion of that guy's right arm looked like he was drawing a gun. If it was me I would have shot.

Stupid idiots

Well, she's still better than some certain pudding stealing student.

Aren't all New Games virgins?

>75 pence
???
i carry my change in my trousers how the fuck did she find that in there?

Isn't that like a dollar?
Who cares

Why is a moeblob shy? Good question?

Lies, my 100 Yen are not in my wallet.

I wipe my ass with 1000 yen
literally

Porra, anão.

Punch her in the dick

Then you'll be a hero that saved the day. Then girls will like you.

All that justice

Spank her because shes a dumb moeblob and no anime girls have parents anyway. gotta be firm but gentle

Fuck her hair and cum all over face, wipe my dick on her bangs, then kiss her

Steal her used, stained panties and fap with them.

Flick her in the forehead until she gives my money back.

Kiss her in the mouth!

Well he's not technically wrong, she did steal 100 yen. He just didn't mention the other 900 yen she stole with it.

>steals a dollar
"You could have just asked, girl."

Steal her virginity in return.

>implying she's a virgin

I wish I had 1000 yen

shy personality + spoiled upbringing + probably had almost no friends throughout grade school
= baka, but at least adorable and apparently a barely functional adult

also immensely fun to tease the heck out of

Isn't that like a dollar?

*barely socially functional adult*

>$10
Sell your body to some fat chick. They need love, too, you know. Maybe a handful of them and you'll easily have 20x more.

Make her pay it back with her body.

Hmm, interesting. Care to share some of your experience?

How far will 100 yen get you with someone's body?
That's basically just a loonie and some change.

Hifumi is cheap.

only in your headcanon

Hifumi is expensive, user. More expensive than you can afford.

A dollar will hardly even get you a dismissive sideways glance

She stole from me, so I set the price. Otherwise she can deal with the police.

I ask the question that you will even hear in 100 years:
"What anime?" ... No really, WHAT ANIME?!

Besides that:
I would ask her for what she needs the money.
Before that, I would do nothing. Depending on her answer, I would decide.

>This girl steals 100 yen from your wallet.
How?
Why would i carry such low value change?

>QT IT Professional with tears in her eyes
>Degenerate user trying to steal her chastity
Who're the cops going to believe?

Hifumi's pretty experienced with giving birth.

>Literally sexualizing Hifumi

KYS my dudes

I want to deposit my semen deep inside Hifumi's bowels as her anal walls contract repeatedly around my dick.

what is that like 10 pence?

Wow, she stole one euro from me...

Over a dollar? You might be arrested for wasting police time.

Anime?

Yes, that is a screenshot from an anime.

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>being a eurocuck

I will miss new game

Boku no Battletoads.

>Double points if she's some 2/10 anime nerd girl trying to act like one of the cute girlz from whatever shit manga she's reading.

Your abuse only makes her vagina wetter.

This girl desperately wants to have sex with you. What do?

You can't rape the willing.

>This girl desperately wants to have sex with you. What do?
Change her mind, then rape her

Hifumi is shy and easily intimidated. Just threatening her to call the police would make her do whatever you want.

Make a citizen's arrest and detain her in my bedroom.

Someones getting their butthole sniffed and teased about how good it smells.

let her keep it.

Explain to her that stealing is bad and that you need to take her to the police.

Give an answer?

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DON'T SEXUALIZE NEW GAMES

She'd be taking a loonie, she can keep it I fucking don't like carrying them around with me.

eww dirty nigger hue hue brazilians! where's my can of insecticide? absolutely disgusting.
pic not related

No

Payback time.