JoJolion Chapter 58: bato.to
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Hey guys, Jobin here. Ask me anything.
Dio vs Danny
Stroheim vs Grenade
Holly vs Bon Jovi (her stand)
Josuke vs Tomoko's Foot
Sports Max vs Hermes's Sister
Chocolate Disco/Johnny vs Slow Dancer (tough choice)
Aisho vs Truck
Why is your daughter (Male) retarded?
Why did you want to like Gappy's eyeball you beetle-fuck?
5th for best boy.
Also posting the narancia album people asked for.
How shit is my taste?
I like it user
Why are you so perfect?
Absolute normie trash.
I don't want to be that particular fag, but holy fuck are you trying to fit in
Zeppeli vs Frog
Zeppeli vs Pidgeon
lggy vs Kenny G
Angelo vs Guy With the Dog
Narancia vs Fork
Pucci vs Frogs
Johnny vs Guy With a Gun Waiting in Line
Joshuu vs Yasuho in the bathroom
We'll never get another proper JoJo fighter
inb4 Petshop was broken
Why is your name an off-brand version of the real Jojos?
Pretty good l think. You're not pretending to like 3 and 5 or to hate 6 and 1, so that's good.
Why the fuck did I make this
It won't shut up
How will I stay anonymous with this fucking thing around?
Araki approved order.
Pretty shit to be honest, putting 2 up that high and 5 that low. Though I will say it's redeemed with 6 that high, good taste there.
What's the creepiest looking stand?
We'll never get another proper JoJo fighter
We really won't, but at least we got one.
Patrician taste, 2 and 3 are interchangeable though, the only good taste in this whole thread.
Gracias, more lewd Kiras is also great.
Nope, loved 4 since I read Duwang. The fixed translation and show just reinforced that.
7 is the absolute best really but my personal love for 4 is the only thing keeping it from the top.
I'm certain 5's translation really killed any enjoyment but I just could not get into it at all. Three has a great main cast and such an iconic final arc. But good fucking god does its Stand of the week get super stale and hard for me to ever finish a whole read/watch. I love the beginning and when they get to Egypt but the middle can not hold me. Which is odd since I love 4 so much and that has quite a bit of stand of the week at first, yet I like how weird they all get. It's not just a straight fight this bad guy to progress. Some motherfuckers just want to own a restaurant or get a bf.
Upload stand users without actually posting them and anons guess who they are
King Crimson. lmagine waking up with that thing by your bed.
What the fuck is a "proper Jojo fighter" to you and why weren't HftF or ASB good enough for you?
Do you guys rate it for the plot, the characters or the fights? Or something entirely different? Because while I for instance enjoyed part 6, I didn't care at all for the characters but found the setting interesting. Part 2 on the other hand had my favorite characters but I didn't care that much for the story or setting. The characters made it worth it though.
GOOD MORNING SWEETHEART
I just enjoy the sum of all three, plus how mad contrarian faggots that only like a specific aspect get.
I just rate for personal enjoyment as a whole. Were the characters strong enough to push aside anything else weak? Were the stands and fights so mesmerizing that I don't give a fuck about bad plot? Do I want to fuck one of the characters?
hftf is ancient and ASB needed a disable fanservice mode
l think he meant HftF was the only proper Jojo fighter we got. And you gotta agree with me that even tho ASB was better than EoH they were both kinda shit.
No way, Is he...?
IS HE WHAT
WHAT IS HE
GODDAMN IT ARAKI
jotaro is not a stand user
You want to fuck Hermes? That's gay.
This is my Jojosona. I call him "Giorno". He's kind of like a Jojo but he's italian so he's named "Gio Gio" and he's actually Dio's son which is super cool. He has the power to give life to things and control them but if you touch the things he brings to life you get hurt and also if he touches you time slows down and you get hurt even more and also he can heal anybody who gets hurt and also everybody likes him and he's really smart so he's always the first one to figure out mysteries and stuff. Also he is special so he's the only person to ever have two stands so when his stand powers up it's like super invincible and you can't hurt it and he can stop you from doing anything and if he touches you you like die over and over forever he's so strong.
What do you think?
I know someone who does
best crack ship
wouldn't he be near double her age?
there are some threads up right now where they are discussing whether to change the rules or not.
A lot of people there are interested in making jojo bannable, and deleting generals like this one
do you think that's fair? how would you make them change their mind?
on a different note, i still don't know why jojofags are so hated here, memeposters aside.
The person he was replying to said stand users.
At least one of them can grow a beard.
He's only five years older
Joshuu is the best.
Settle the fuck down, mate
He'd be like 28 during Stone Ocean while she was 21 or 23, assuming Alt Ermes was the same age.
This boy is retarded. I'm glad he is rich otherwise he would be doomed.
Truly an alpha male
WHAT IT GOOD FOR YOU TOO
People think this is nitpicking but it's actually quite easy to describe Giorno as a shitty OC.
l have no problem with Giorno or with liking him, but gosh darn some people will go miles to try to prove him a good character when he simply isn't.
Could the MILF be SBR Jolyene?
I laf evritime
Well... this is something...
He's doomed anyway.
Holy shit there is already porn of these scene
If you have a very vague definition of porn, yes.
Nope. Think minor villain.
Animation that JoJo deserves.
whoever had notorious BIG
Is it Fungami?
making jojo bannable
Ha. The worst that will happen is restricting how often we can have threads, which will only be a benefit for discussion.
I mean, yeah it's "porn" porn, but you'd still fap to it
If you have no dignity
Oops, meant for
But I'll guess Carne, anyway.
Your taste is pretty good except part 3 being extremely overrated.
Rate my (perfect) taste, guys.
6 > (8) > 2 > 7 > 1 > 4 > 5 > 3
These are the usual "let's pretend mods care about the board" threads. Nothing written there gets actually done.
Jojo threads would be vastly improved if people just used the report button.
Why is Kira able to turn a 100-yen coin into an all-encompassing explosion that can nearly rend an overweight boy in half, but when he turns a lock on a handbag into a bomb it lets out a tiny *poof* and nobody notices?
He can control how much of an explosion his bombs make.
4 and 5 are too low. 2 and 1 are too high. You'll never fit in here.
Why do you assume KQ can't control the power of the bomb it creates
this , mods dont give a fuck about polls and hiro care even less
Hello everyone. Did anyone happen to come across a man named Leaky-Eyed Luca today?
fuck off Bluno Bukkake, I aint letting you tongue me again
I've literally never heard of someone with that name. Ever.
WHO'S READY TO PLAY
Is there a Giorno and Bruno edit of this?
Just what the fuck
Do we have any other weird fags in Jojo generals that I've somehow missed?
Who is Okuyasu?
I have some, but none of that image.
F.F.fag and Doppioposter.
Muh best girl (factually false)
Muh cuck tranny
Muh useless mexican
Muh Jotaro 2.0
Muh shitty battles
Muh Dio sons
Muh green baby
Thinking the only good part of SDC is the final battle and the memes
Re-read the manga. Or re-watch the anime if that's what you preffer, you do you
Oh I see. Well I'm sorry for asking such a stupid question. Have a nice day...
Don't forget me~
Joshuu makes me horny
Reminds me of a Doom badguy
Anyone in part 2 who isn't Joseph,Stroheim or Cars
I find the user far creepier than her stand desu
I've got a wardrobe with mirror near my bed so nothing would change.
ywn wake up with Paisley Park by your bed
holly eating her own fingers is clearly supposed to show us that kira didn't actually make sasame eat his own fingers, right? but what does that mean?
She wasnt right in the head
George Joestar II
Fuck off, samefag
Ability wise? Jolyne
Part 4 Joseph
How could these things even compete with Pillar Men?
Josuke. He couldn't even beat his own part's boss
Which of the video games is better?
Wait, if they have sex and give birth to humans then where do Rock People come from?
heritage of the future for old
ASB for new
7th stand user for fangame
They're cooler, They are sneakier, they dont need to eat, and they can love.
95% of them have Stands
What did Araki mean by this?
Neither could Joseph
Why do you think Jolyne has the weakest stand?
It's fucking strong.
2 posts within 19 seconds of each other
Miura is a Rock Human
doesn't know what a cell phone is
She's Jolyne Jolyne.
Araki is a suspicious character
no i mean, why would sasame make up a story about kira "making him eat his own fingers while he was drunk"? what a strange thing to make up
Take this with a grain of salt because I don't have raws on hand, but I remember someone saying it was actually a mistranslation and it was meant to just say they have children.
Quite a few characters in Part 5 actually
Just watched the new episode. I wasn't around on Friday to see people's reactions but I really really enjoyed it. They made Ghost Dad's arc so much more enjoyable. Not that it was bad in the first place, ofc.
Anyone got a webm or gif of Okuyasu laughing and then going smug?
Maybe some kind of disease or something that fucks with the mind is going around in Morioh?
Could Rick people interbreed with humans
Togashi of course.
No, not Horus.
Holly drinks and does the same drugs as Sasame.
Even if there are villains, brother characters that die together always hit me hard emotionally ;_;
He means he doesn't respect Togashi at all
Nah. Fuck Rick.
Neither could Jolyne and Jonathan. And all the others needed help from their allies as well
Wanting to Chisel some Rock pussy or Feel the Stone Rod of Aja
Are you up for the challenge tho?
WHAM IS FUCKING BEST YOU LORD OF PISS
Dont reply to it.
Does Araki have paranoia problems?
k but what did he do
that's some spicy bait
Madoka is a huge pile of shit though
don't tell me what to do
He diesd with honor and gave me Feels
Hes not cautious of those weird statues in his Area
Hes not cautious of that one neighbor nobody sees alot
The Rockman menance could be right around the corner, user...
here, now go
I think I'm going to laugh when part 5 gets animated and all you Giorno haters get BTFO
The anime has given me a fetish for japanese people randomly inserting english phrases into their sentences but pronounced through their accent
I WARNED YOU BRO
I WARNED YOU
tell me this isnt real , someone this fucking retarded cant possibly exist to make this
Will we ever find out who's giving people bite marks?
Who was in the wrong here?
Literally the only thing he did of note was kill Caesar. Because he charged headfirst into a trap, Caesar would have been killed by Kars even if Wamuu wasn't there.
You could count the poison ring, but Esidisi did the same thing so removing Wamuu's changes nothing. There is literally no change when you remove him from the story.
That sounds kawaii as fuck bro
You have too much faith in Humanity user
ALL OF THOSE ARE GOOD EXCEPT MADOKA REEEEEEEE
Who's this hunk of man who just appeared anons?
I think so. I remember that he said in an interview that he was feeling afraid of strangers attacking him while he was on a trip in a foreign country and that the experience served as an inspiration for SDC's setting
'ey there's probably already better sites for a quick 7z or something but, I'm downloading all the songs from ASB (since EoH's soundtrack seems utterly 110% trash?) from that horrible fucking individual-download site in the pastebin, would anyone approve of me compressing it all real quick and throwing it on Mega?
Yes. Even SAO is better, especially if you are 12yo or watch it ironically.
I can't get enough of Japanese people speaking english
nobody gives a shit
big boi man boi
Watch out goys!
GUUDO will finally return in the Marilyn Manson fight
Why not try to fuck rock people
Am I reading this shit correctly? Invincible DIO has a new stand power and Jotaro just happens to realize his stand has the same power? What kind of horseshit writing is this?
GUUDO will also return in RPS Kid is Coming!
Ackshyually I think the Boy II Man fight this Friday has a GUDDO or two
Fucking rock people is good too.
I forgot about that. At least we won't have to wait two more years for Mirashon to appear to see another GUUDO.
forgot to put the SELEC UR CER !!
I read that as
rock pussy or feet
and got a little turned on
The EoH story was garbage fanfiction
I thought that was pretty cool desu
Why is she the best anons?
How else would you write a video game story to include every single character? I thought it was decent for what it tried to be. Minus the ending at least.
Im not a footfag so tell me, What would be the appeal of Feet that could be bumpy with minerals and shark ass rocks?
I'd probably scream
how the fuck do you just work?
"COOKED RICE, JOJO" xdd
I'm supposed to cringe at Joshu's character, right?
Shame, his Stand is so cool.
What would be the appeal of Feet that could be bumpy with minerals and shark ass rocks
None, thats why you're supposed to imagine them as smooth and soft, slightly warm to the touch
that's what fetishes are
I want to do lewd things to the Hato
Make it SoL and have everyone do stupid shit. It wouldn't fit a game's plot, but they shouldn't have made all the characters come together if they didn't want a bad story.
Joseph Joestar... you're watching me, aren't you?
Yes... your stand is quite similar to my
Huh, i guess that could make it better for a any kind of fetishfag.
I need me a Rock cutie
Joshuu is supposed to be really smart but socially he's a complete retard
Hato's ass looks really dumpy
Honestly the story was alright. Everyone interacted and it was pretty neat to see them all together. My issue is just that it's Jotaro that defeats him because "same type of Stand" while GER and Tusk ACT4 get swept to the side somehow. If it was Jonathan getting a Stand at the end, then it'd be pretty GOAT tier.
I don't like how they dumbed the shit out of Gappy's personality though, my friend hated how he was in EoH.
She is 100% the cutest character araki has ever drawn, even covered in facial hair she is cuter that all other girls. I just wish she would get a bigger role in the story...
You're just in denial
No, I'd still fug. I guess it's just the suit
Cute both in looks and in character, she may be a bit egotistical and bubbly, but she's nice to everyone even to someone like Joshuu
Go back to fucking Joshuu
Can this be a hato thread now?
That's Tamaki Damo. He's 23 years old.
Sounds good to me
as long as we have Yasuho here as well
How does this dopey lumpy retard get a babe like this? And how do I get one
4 that low
I know you wanted to write that differently user, your fingers just sliped. Let me help you
Swap 4 and 5 and we're good.
they're just gonna claim that DP is rewriting his character or some bullshit
Because Damo is a turboalpha. Once you learn how to parry a punch by flicking a coin at it, you'll learn how to bang 10/10 girls like Hato.
Somehow I prefer Daiya. But I always had a little something for disabled persons.
Oh look it's "Kill-me" Queen
also no Joshu
dopey lumpy retard
What do you mean?
I love how cute Josuke is in the anime.
Are you hating on Seakira and his Sailor Queen?
7 > 4 > 2 > 5 > 8 > 3 > 6 > 1
Jojolion was a total chore to follow monthly until Damo showed up, but things have been picking up a bit. It's a real shame that the only fights I've liked so far have been Damo's fights and Beetlemania when the supporting cast is this entertaining.
retarded bimbo cunt which almost got her entire family killed
Is there a stranger image in JoJo than this one?
Because Damo is a beast in the sheets.
Iggy. Part 4 in general. Sandman/Soundman.
I don't want to be good with an absolute retard.
He gets rock hard and has a huge stone
He have the cutest stand, how can he be something else than cute?
Shouldn't it be 1 = 7 > 2 > 3 > 4 > 5 > 6 = 8?
This one is pretty weird.
Saved Josuke's life and singlehandidly defeated Kira
I'm speaking of chronology of parution.
Well, she didn't know damo was a filthy fucking rock-nigger at first, but she fatally wounded him pretty quickly after finding out he was and was evil
What's this face trying to convey?
you ok reatard??
i am wood
I miss David Bowie
cost the whole family a trip to Hawaii because she was airheaded enough to think Hawaii was part of fucking Japan
Norisuke had to wrangle the entire family into eating pancakes in their underwear to make it up to them
I wish I was Josuke's stand
Anons, why is the part 3 the weakest part in the whole manga? I'm speaking of manga only, not anime.
No amount of Sheer Heart attacks can ever let me my users live a decent, happy life
What is going on here?
If we bury you two near the Wall Eyes, the Ultimate Being of Shitty Taste will be born.
Why Sailor Queen don't look like a
Implying spending time with your family eating PAN~~~~~CAKES in swimsuits is bad
I don't know. Ask Weather Report.
The best arc in Stone Ocean
Is this the new Kenny Winker song?
So is Josuke ever going to get to school? Or Josefumi's house?
What does that Kanji on her head mean?
If that's the best arc then it must be a pretty shitty part, huh?
Kill yourself animeonly
tfw Joshu cucked by josuke
7,5/10 Good taste !
Looks like 肉 (にく, niku) for "Meat" "Flesh" etc.
C-Moon and Made In Heaven are both leagues above Heavy Weather.
It's a Kinnikuman reference.
Gappy got expelled for tearing don Rockman Propganda and the Principal caught him.
What a cool dad.
Thats pretty cool user
Furthermore this one is easy to remember since it looks like a chicken wing or some other hunk of meat roasting on a spit over a fire.
Didn't catch that, naice
am I fitting in guise?
Cool it, I happened to remember it offhand so I didn't check the page.
FUCK LEFT SIDE ATAXIA
fyi it's actually hemispatial neglect
is this a meme
I want to know what this sounds like
I have two questions
1) How far along is the Part 5 translation?
2) Is Part 7 completely colored yet? If not how many chapters are done?
Gappy makes me happy
C-Moon and Made In Heaven are both leagues above Heavy Weather.
This. Although for some reason whenever I think of the last "arc" of SO it encompasses everything between Hairy Pucci and Irene. Heavy Weather is on the same level as Bohemian Rhapsody IMO, it's a highly annoying arc that kills the pacing of what is otherwise the most edge-of-your-seat final boss pursuit and encounter in all of Jojo
least favorite OP
fix that shit
I imagine it sounding like the Mandragora enemies from Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin.
You are only 2 halfs of what he killed you freak of nature
Either the wryy from Heritage for the future or
Gappy makes me sad.
lurk more, newfag
Can somebody post the pic of part 5 genderbender main crew?
1. Read the pastebin
2. Read the pastebin
1) Notorious B.I.G. just ended
2) The colored version of Part 7 is pretty shit so nobody's bothering
Was it rape?
part 5 genderbender main crew
Heavy Weather is my favourite fight in the series, but I still like the C-Moon and MiH fights.
The arc doesn't ruin the pacing at all, though. It's well established that Pucci needed a few days for C-Moon to appear, and it also gave both Weather and Pucci very good backstories.
I'm reading a chapter where Josuke and Kira are true bros..... what kind of universe is this!?
Or maybe he went to school off-screen and had a normal fucking day for once.
Did Narancia get sissified I haven't read P5
What kind of kinky fetishes does Shinobu have?
Kira is basically just Jotaro with a hand fetish in Part 8.
1) At the very beginning of Metallica VS King Crimson, as in the fight isn't even started.
2) Somewhere in Love Train. It'll be finished by the end of the month, and it updates every 2 days or so.
The colored version of Part 7 is pretty shit so nobody's bothering
Fuck off, colored Part 7 only looks like shit at the beginning.
So we don't know why yet but Josefumi has the Joestar mark, right? Or is his name just another throwback?
The one that deserves happiness.
Im still sad
I was rereading all the Kosaku chapters and i cannot stop smiling when he gets hit by the Arrow again
He's just so lovably evil
posts the non edited picture
I love the dialog and background parts of Heavy Weather but that turning into snails shit didn't fly for me
Eat your vegetables Kira
Scrambles for his gun
Checks his 6
Only afterwards does Mista honk his new titty and stick a hand down the skirt
Funny how much of Mista's character gets demonstrated through these couple of pages without any words.
I thought it was pretty interesting, but I also liked Silver Chariot Requiem for the whole "everyone in the immediate area is getting their shit fucked by this Stand" thing, so that might be why.
We will see SO or SBR animated someday? at least VA is a lock
SBR needs to be a live action Western-developed show with a Game of Thrones budget. At least this ensures the horses aren't CGI
No one can be happy can they?
SBR would actually require more than the 2 yen budget Warner give David, so probably not. SO isn't a given, but super likely since it's basically the end of the series and comes right after the money printer that is VA.
If Araki is writing, they can be happy for a total on 1 chapter, then fucking die.
homie is dead
equivalent exchange is still happening
God, all this hits so hard
And everyone can't be japanese like every other live action japanese movie
Thank you so much
God, one of these days I'm just going to say fuck it and jack off while reading this series
Araki gives me too many awkward boners reading this shit
"I'll gladly exhcnage my body"
"and i got to live this long."
4 > 5 > 7 > 2 > 8 > 6 > 3 > 1
Bloody Stream > CNBT > SCnS > Stand Proud > SCnK > Chase
Joseph > Josuke > Johnny > Gappy > Jotaro > Jolyne > Jonathan > Giorno
DIO > Valentine > Kira > Pucci > Kars > Diavolo
This taste is all over the place. Await further instructions.
I knew he was a good man...
confirmed best father in jojo history
It's the best compromise, filming it in the West using actors of the proper ethnicity would still be true to the source material
Johnny, Gyro, Wekapipo, Hot Pants, Diego, and Kira all died before their time
the kid Gyro tried so hard to save died of a cold
Holly is dying and slowly losing her mind
Valentine could never find his papa
Why is the SBRverse so depressing?
7 > 4 > 2 > 8 > 5 > 1 > 6 > 3
Valentine > Kira > Kars = Dio Brando > Pucci > Diavolo > DIO
Norisuke: A Stand only has one ability!
What about Tusk, Cream Starter, Scary Monsters, In A Silent Way, Born This Way, and King Nothing itself (scent tracking and he can separate his limbs)?
Because the usa is the most depressing country all over the world?
So Kaato sacrificed some random kid to save Jobin?
all died before their time
That's like Jojo in general, going back to as early as Jonathan (arguably earlier if you count George and Zepelli). Aside from part 4 sparing most of the main cast, the series commonly dispatches characters without a moment's notice
The OPs are based on musical choice. As the function as OPs, it would be:
SCnS > Bloody Stream > SCnK > Stand Proud > CNBT > Chase
Favorite fight just means I prefer the "nonfight" fights. Darby, Highway Star, Sugar Mountian, etc.
THERE'S MY GIRL!
Oh I get it! It's because his stand is named "kira queen"!
Then Jojo would blow up in the west and normies would ruin it
At least they have something worth living and dying for
Once again, Jobin existence is an error.
Then Jojo would blow up in the west and normies would ruin it
Oh you poor, sweet child
I think SBR would be pretty well received with mainstream audiences if it got that sort of adaption.
Diego's The World would lose some of its holy shit factor, though.
Why do stands never shrink by their users just like in the Lover fight ever again?
Was it too op? Did Araki forget?
In that case, good thing part 8 will be the last part.
When I was looking for JoJo arts in google....And I found this Karera cosplay...how do I say this...I had a 「ＢＯＮＥＲ」...
Jobin isn't Norisuke's son
Same reason stands never manifested as inanimate objects like guns or fucking boats after Part 3. Not to mention they had Hermit Purple guiding them through Joseph's insides
It sucks because out of the Part 8 Cast he is the most likely to die
That Joshuu cosplay is legit
that Joshuu is pretty good
Wedding ring says "N to C" inside the band
obviously means "Norisuke to Cāto"
translator writes her name as Kaato
Favorite Part 3 stand
Such adorable taste. But you must kill yourself for those bsodish blue text panels anyway.
actually got the Joshuu haircut
the utter madman. salute him
stands never manifested as inanimate objects [...] after Part 3
I realized what I said after I posted that
it's grade school biology
What was he planning?
I think that something like TV series about people with stands would work best with western audiences. Maybe like arrow or something. More in american/european style but with similiar powers
How can Star Platinum ORA with both righ and left arms, and also stop time, those are already THREE abilities!
I think it's just a bald cap.
Joshuu looks spot on
Karera has sort of a butter face but ass is 7/10
Why don't the translators translate 'Josefumi' as 'Josephmi' while they're at it? Fucking hacks.
Is Doppio a main antagonist or a minor villain?
He also can extend finger and swallow air. Akira a hack
Hi wa mata noboru
More like Hi wau mautau noubouru.
Rate my taste
Don't you mean Jousefuumi?
So what's the significance behind her name? I was expecting a theme like with with the male Higashikatas sans Tsurugi being named "Jo". Although her schtick involving a deck of cards is pretty neat considering the names of her daughters. Really makes me feel like Araki actually planned shit out this time
Technically Main AND Minor also
Chocolate chip Doppio
HERE I CUM
What did he mean byt his?
steel ball run
delicious brown Doppio
I think you're onto something here. I'll have to investigate further.
Dont forget to share with us about your expedition into delicious brown italian phoneboy.
What is the Stand of Yugi Mutou?
A lot of X-Files episodes reminded me of Stand nonsense. I think stands would gel better with mainstream tastes than people give it credit.
that's not doppio
that's "The Boss"
who's got the crazy eyes? Diavolo's got the crazy eyes
who's got the crazy eyes? Diavolo's got the crazy eyes
idk the name but i got me this 5.
Her name is a pun on "Card", 'T's and 'D's use the same writing in Japanese with the only difference being an added Dakuten mark
and her daughters are playing card suits
Hato is "Heart"
Daiya is "Diamond"
I just realised.
Shouldn't the thing in his hair be his hair? Like in
Coloring mistake perhaps? or maybe that Scrunchie of his is a really color and almost blends with his hair
Stone Ocean happened before Araki's SBR style change
What a cruel world we live in
Well considering what early SBR looked like, maybe its for the best.
Awakened Rock Human
Does this mean they're regular humans, then somehow their rock side unlocks and they start having to sleep as rocks?
You know, despite part 6 being alot less flawed and doing the concept of "what if DIO had kids" alot better, I think I still like Part 5. Despite it is one of the most flawed entries of JOJO. It has amazing stand designs both in terms of power and how they look. I really cant wait for re-translations to be done and/or the anime comes out.
More like he never meant him. IF ariki is using real wars that happend, then, when he was but a 1 year old, his dad died and his dad's soldier friend waiting until he was fucking 6 to tell him that horrific story.
To all you who are wondering what war Funny's dad died in, it was the mexican-American war. Also he is the only good part in Eyes of heaven.
but doesn't transforming into Diavolo change his whole body? Maybe he's in the middle of transforming.
While on the topic, I was thinking about how the scene with the fortune reader ruined the surprise about Doppio being Diavolo, I feel it would be better if they cut it from the anime. Opinions?
travel back in time to find a template posted shitzilion threads ago or enjoy your 517*820 with ifunnyco watermark
If you don't think Johnny Joestar is the best Jojo then you're an emotionally stunted wreck.
It means that when they're awake that is what their skin is like.
getting your feelings hurt after being called a newfag
But the best JoJo is Jolyne.
user...I think I'm a sofa.
C-can i have.... a seat?
Why did Hayato not accept Yoshikage as his new dad? The family seemed much happier.
non-Stand users can't see the explosion anyway, dumbass.
Okay, just try not to get blood on me.
Going to bed now. Good night /JoJo/
Part 6 doing "what if Dio had kids" better than Part 5
Jesus, no. Even though part 5 is in my bottom 3, the concept of Giorno having a Joestar disposition with Dio's charisma and battle cry is the coolest premise for a JoJo. Sure as hell better than all the Down's retards in Stone Ocean, aside from Donatello who had a great fight but a weird personality.
I also don't like the though of that many women getting away from DIO. He was a vampire, after all. The scenario with Giorno's mom at least seems more plausible that she got away
Sweet dreams, user.
Thanks your is pretty gud too
huh it seems like my dad has been killed and this person is impersonating him
but its fine because my mum is happy even though she's being lied to everyday and he's
cucking my deceased dad
Abdul? Polnareff? Jotato? Ceasar? Zapelli? Speedwagon? Kakiyoing? Iggy? Dio? Joseph? Bruno? Joey? Jolyn?
I'm pretty sure it's because the sudden switch in personality was so jarring.
Because of PLOT, Hayato pretty much knew quickly that he could be an entirely different person.
That's creepy as fuck to live with and just accept.
Rohan should've used Heaven's Door on Kira to write "I am Kosaku Kawajiri. I have no memories of ever being anyone else. I can't harm anyone or use a stand."
Shinobu needed happy ending
But they did something with that idea in part 6. In part 5 they did't. Its just, in the beggining, oh shit Giorno is Dio's kid! and thats it. In part 6 Ariki did something with the fact that they where Dio's kid.
Careful, you wouldn't want to incur the wrath of the karma police.
Hayato is literally the reason they couldn't be happy as a family. He fucked it all up.
Then again, there's no telling when Kira would've killed Shinobu
coming up with some memestealing boogeyman just because you are too autistic to straightly say that you didn't save the original picture
No, he should've been driving the ambulance
I will not let this meme die, as it reminds us how we look when we try to "fix" Araki
My stand invades dreams
Even Shigechi picked up on his sheer, inherent vibe of "keep the fuck away from this guy" before he pulled out KQ. Dude just reeks of bad news.
That actually made me frown a bit from bittersweetness. Good stuff.
But would Hayato be alright with it?
He loved her, he wouldn't have. Especially since it would have fucked up his quiet life if she went missing.
EoH, not ASB
petitions doing anything
Wasted opportunity with Giorno for sure but the series is already one big circle jerk to Dio so I don't mind that Part 5 is so standalone. Even though I don't like what happens to Polnareff in VA, I still think throwing him in to the fray along with alluding that Jotaro has some level of knowledge regarding Giorno was a good call on Araki's part in solidifying Giorno's existence as a Jojo
Giorno's personality still shines as a Joestar/Dio hybrid and this is apparent even with the shit translation. I just wish he'd showed up for the end of Stone Ocean, would've been a great interaction with Pucci
Imagine if he gave up and ended up having a kid with her.
Yeah, but how long could he have gone suppressing his murderous intents? He is a killer at heart
Christian Bale as the Dub actor for Kira.
All. Of. My. Yes.
Man, if Yoshihiro found this out he'd be surprised.
Well I'm not, probably because it doesn't work for me.
implying you can hire Christian Bale for an anime without paying a fuckbillion dollars
They look like the tree spirits from a Gibli movie.
I want to get into this, never read/watched anything JoJo before
What should I watch first, Diamond is Unbreakable or the older ones?
start from 1, phantom blood. now leave before you get spoiled.
Read each part then watch the manga adaptation
For DiU do a read along
no amputee/rape fetish porn of Joshu and Kaato
I'm not even degenerate, I'm just seeking to capitalize on shekels
anyone got this page in color on hand? I know I have it saved but I cant find it.
Jojo's Bizzare Adventure 2012, watch until you catch up then read the mango.
Don't come back until you catch up with the manga, for your own good.
people still don't understand MiH despite the fact that Pucci's goals are painfully clear and what MiH can and cannot do is also made very clear
But what about Za Wilma, Za Wenda, Odlaw Az and Za Woof?
Lets see, that is Tzeentch.
What stand knows the fate of the universe and everything in it?
Is it suppose to be GER?
Damo is worst character for making best girl crying
Even in this really poor explanation of Giorno, he still sounds more appealing than Jotaro.
I'll admit I still don't get it. I just figure he's Gendo Ikari and DIO is Yui
I hope that if the original universe/Ireneverse is visited again that we'd see Giorno's interactions with DIO's other kids.
Honestly, I have always thought that Hermes and Narancia would make beautiful children despite the fact that Hermes would hate how retarded he is.
No finer well of wealth than an untapped market, yeah? So go forth and create, and reap your benefits. You disgusting pornoneer, you.
「LEFT SIDE ATAXIA」
He wants everyone to know their fates, since he's tried to hard to escape his. He thinks knowing fate will give people resolution and make their lives better.
So, Phantom Blood, then what
What about Stardust crusaders and the JoJo series from 2000?
Hermes and naranchia
His goals are making sure everyone knows their fate beforehand to obtain peace of mind
I just think their children would look good.
I also know they are a horrible match for each other.
Anyone got that gif of Killer Queen fading away looking angry?
Phantom Blood, Battle Tendency, Stardust Crusaders, Diamond is Unbreakable, Vento Aureo, Stone Ocean, Steel Ball Run, and the currently running JoJoLion
The OVA's pretty good but it changes a lot of the story events to condense them into 6 episodes
Am i the only one who thought the sound effects in the newest episode were weird af?
Like some guy at David Productions made them with his mouth on a bet.
The 2012 JoJo anime covers the first two parts, then you should go onto Stardust Crusaders and then Diamond is Unbreakable. Then, read the manga from Vento Aureo onwards.
He got a lot better at drawing girls and bugs
still cant draw dogs though, baffles me.
FABULOUS WAY: read all the manga in chronological order and then watch anime
ACCEPTABLE WAY: watch 2012 anime (which contains first two arcs) and then read manga
MEH WAY: Watch all the anime that is realeased on BD (2012 + two seasons of 3rd arc) and read manga from Diamond IU
FAGGOT WAY: skip parts, read/watch in any order, read colored scans, watch anime before BD realease
And now leave this thread because spoilers are coming and my post contains everything you have to know.
Oh, let's not pretend MIH makes complete sense. Remember how Pucci moved his eyes in stopped time right before getting it despite never doing it again once he had it, how it emerged from Anasui's arm, and how the main characters suddenly fell asleep and woke up at a diner for no reason at all with Anasui's arm suddenly healed.
Naw dude, that's pretty much the consensus. Here, YT, and everybody had a good laugh.
YES! I was laughing the whole time
I meant the universal reset thing, not how weird its reveal was.
What's wrong with reading colored scans?
SHUT IT DOWN
Holy shit yeah i remember that. Why DID They fall asleep all of a sudden? The whole eyes in stopped time thing might be just a time power thing. Also i think Anasui was using diver down when MiH Hopped outta Puccies chest
Not using the superior version
Joshuu using his stand to molest girls is pretty much the first relatable application I've seen a stand used for in this series. Face it, we'd all do that shit.
Milagro Man ends just as Gappy needs shit loads of money
At what point does SBR fall apart?
for me it was after In a silent way
To be fair, the best stand for molestation would be Star Platinum or The World, and their time stop duration isn't nearly enough to do anything with.
Not authentic. It's fine if you are re-reading. But for the first time only original.
And some pages/frames are colored really shitty.
What are the Stands of the Three Stooges?
No he gets
Finally, I caught up to see the most beautiful face
I feel like B&W is absolute elder god tier if you're reading it physically, but coloured is much better if you're reading it online. SBR and JJL look much better in B&W, though.
Fucker I'll kill you.
To be fair that Kira isn't anything like the Kira from the JoJoverse, just like how Jonny and Jonathan share virtually zero similarities. In fact that Kira is more reminiscent of Jotaro if anything
Joshuu really is beautiful isn't he?
I Can't Believe It's Not DIO™
doesn't directly kill anyone
shows affection for Shinobu
only fucks with Hayato because he's trying to rat him out
I'm still not sure if Joshu and Okuyasu are meant to be handsome or ugly.
Someone needs to make a version with the newest chapters face
bait the dust
not bite the bait
Japs don't like releasing things on PC unless it's an H game. Any other kind of game only goes on a Japanese made platform.
Because they fucked with Jesus
this is beautiful user thank(you)
everything that fell/flooded/flaked/fucked right off of Okuyasu at Tonio's diner
pretty much anything about Joshuu
Yeah, I don't think those guys were quite meant to be seen as two handsome dudes here.
They are meant to revise your vision of beauty.
Don't you goys hate it when this happens?
Because he should have been aborted.
or use a stand
Also, Hato is a retard because if Kira had stuck around his house long enough eventually he'd find the Arrow and get a stand.
Oh, it's that Aida Mitsuo guy, isn't it?
Hayato gets Kira Jr. as a sibling
He can kill other sluts to satisfy his urges. Shinbou is special
not using your stand to unscrew and rape girls
Would you let Joshuu
The kid ends up having blonde hair and everybody except Kira is confused/suspicious.
not Sticky Fingers
You can unzip bitches and throw them in a unique pocket dimension for later use.
In fact, Sticky Fingers is basically just a better NKC, right?
Who the hell is T. Una?
Hayato, fucking sue me
When he busts a nut do you think he cums nuts?
THIS BITCH INSULTED MY JOSHUU KILL HER
It's such, such, SUCH a great feeling famous line, after a~~~~~~~ll.
NKC can detach and reattach anything it wants, completely different from Sticky Fingers.
I don't think I understand golden ratio
so as long as there's a rectangle nearby Gyro and Johnny can use their broken powers? What if Johnny just kept a rectangle on him at all times?
muh contrarian nature
Couldn't Sticky Fingers zip objects together? Didn't he do that with someone's arm or something which is how Giorno found out Passione had been selling drugs to kids?
Well anons I finally caught up with jojo..... what do I do now?
when you nut and she hits you with a chair
What is the reference? Little Diego looking like Giorno or something else?
Read it all backwards
Now you wait motherfucker. Welcome to heck, you dork.
alternatively, you can read the novels or spin-offs of JJBA
Or Boah, you can read Boah
wait like the rest of us or kill yourself
like the rest of us
Is gappy supposed to look like josuke in the new style or is it just the hair?
He'd have to get a zipper that fits the one he unzipped though I'm pretty sure. That's when he swapped his arm with that random guy's so Giorno couldn't use some bullshit on him right?
Read all the Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan episodes and the other various one-shots Araki has drawn over the years. Then pick up some other manga to fill the spot.
Wa-wait what, you mean to tell me you mocked me and others by calling us "animeonlys" and that we should catch up.... ONLY TO SUFFER!?
FUCK YOU BASTARDS!
alternatively, you can read the novels or spin-offs of JJBA
Novels are Fan Fiction Wank and all jojo spin offs are awful.
Boah is also goreporn wank fest
Just watch weekly and wait for toonami in 2 weeks
get a friend to watch/read it, preferably with you, and discuss it with them
he didn't like the Fugo novels
or Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe's wacky adventures
literally hates fun
gets mad after joke about his hair
Joshu confirmed as real Josuke 2.0
This is pretty nasty overall, including fat Chiyo in the background, but damn that Joshuu is pretty impressive
Ok... first I need to get friends...that should be easy right?
Tried copying it the best I could.
Thus spoke Kishibe Rohans are BAD. Wannabe Not Stand fights that Araki picked up from the cutting room floor.
I'll retract my statement with the Fugo book, that actually fixes part 5.
It's suffering but at least you're not a pleb
An arm for a leg I say
These types of images get funnier every time I see them.
So user,do you like JoJo?
Yeah the anime is awesome!
Good jub user
Guess is best
when you nut so hard even gyro can feel
I want her to shrink me down to use me as a human dildo
Little Valentine being
Bruce Wills in Pulp Fiction
Valentines backstory is literally Butch's backstory from Pulp Fiction
Uhh. Yeah M-M-me too user
But this suffering grants serenity of being spoiler-free.
He'd have to get a zipper that fits the one he unzipped though I'm pretty sure
I'm pretty sure all the zippers are the same
Oh~ And now I have to power to spoil people to OBLIVION! No wonder you guys are so salty and spoil people all the time, Araki treats you like donkey with a carrot on a stick.
yo Vitamin C
I'm loving Part 4! Dio is so cool in a suit!
When is hamon coming back?
Why would I want to read the manga?
Okuyasu's cool and all but Ceasar is obviously the best
How could Jotaro be beaten by a rat?
Man, Part 4 is so boring, it's probably the worst part so far
How come Dio has two stands?
Show Off is the best fight
Shining Diamond sucks to be honest
remember thinking about the Bites The Dust arc back when the Part 4 anime was announced
remember thinking how it was probably going to be a 3 parter, slow paced and suspenful
39 episodes meme
Bites The Dust is going to be rushed like fuck, with 0 suspense
I can't deal with this
They're rushing minor fights to make space for the final fight, don't worry.
Ah, probably just discrepancies with how Araki draws them sometimes, my mistake.
Ball Breaker Chapter 1 is out in color.
Nigga, if you wanna talk discrepancies, look at how Araki draws anything for the first time and then look at its last appearance. Like night and fucking day.
I hate ball breaker's design so much I'm glad it only appears in one arc.
if any one is asking for a answer some fuck posted this project on reddit.
iden12345 is the same guy who made thouse fake leafy reddit images.
I dont know why but i like it.
Out there in the cold
Getting lonely getting old
Can you feel me?
Butch's backstory has his dad place it in his ass while Funny's is a hole in his eye he made since his ass was fucked beyond help. Its a little bit different
Funny's dad was anally raped by Mexicans
some fuck posted this project on reddit
some guy posted the project on Reddit
Jesus fuck. I hate knowing that people who go on Reddit are posting in this thread.
Does this mean Bizarrecade is confirmed for getting its Vitamin C, or is it just another test anim?
Anyone got some good JOJO phone wallpapers? I am looking for the one part 7 chapter with AltDio and the world, anyone have that one?
Damo had been confirmed since the start by Old arcadefag.