KanColle/Kantai Collection

Never trust Shiggy.

Meaty italians

This is beyond meaty.

Shiggy is a very trustable ship. I believe she will command the fleet as good as me or better for she will know all my good tactics and flaws.

My starter.

Even Poi is more trustworthy

Reminder than Atago is still the best blonde in this.

I guess I will put both in charge.

I trust Rai and Hiei.

I would like to have my wife as a commander but I have to admit that Bismarck makes a better commander than her, so Bismarck.

Mamma mia!

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Fubuki.

My wife would make a great fighter and admiral.

What went wrong?

What car would each ship drive?

Haruna will be driving the AE-86, right?

Shibafu.

You weren't planning on marrying Yuudachi now were you?

Not at all.
But I do want to cheat on my wife Shigure with Poi.

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mtu's non-lewd RJ!

But just how good of a commander would Bismarck be? Would her pride at times cloud her judgement?

This will NOT be allowed on my command

What the hell is going on here?

I want to mating press with Hatsuzuki.

I only want Kashima's.

Sexing Arashi

exhentai.org/s/29929e7305/978901-8

Yodo will take care of the base and the dailies in my absence.

I'll be taking the superior Hagikaze then

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No.

I would rather smell pudding pits

But the ducks will starve unless you feed them.

Warspite drives a Triumph TR-3, and Kongou drives a Miata because it's basically a British roadster despite being Japanese.

The Miata is way too reliable to be a British roadster.

I'd sniff Takao's sweaty socks

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H-Hot.

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This is your poster girl tonight

kancolle.nakau.co.jp/

This is kind of cute.

This is Hamakaze

This is...Stop casually grabbing Hamakaze for fucks sake.

No Admiral that girl is only good at raiding.

She wouldn't be a good commander at all. She failed her first mission.

>Only one store in Nara
Goddammit. Oh well. I wonder what sort of cards we'll see this time, maybe we'll get another Abyss girl eating food.

That's all Hamakaze is good for.

Maybe if she's with Suzukaze.

I had a dream where Zuihou was my girlfriend.

What a nightmare.

Why live

she's good for pump and dump and leaving as a single unwed mother.

But she was very cute and I loved her

I once dreamt Naka was rubbing her face against a photo of me.

This is your cute daughteru

Hamkaze.

My daughter Asashio is so pure.

What do I do about Ichiban?

Nagato is the obvious choice.

Kick her out of the bed.

Something tells me that she'd excel at pyrrhic victories.

Can't do that. Shell just jump back on.

Pasta party!

Make her your number one.

I want to fonder them all.

Why is Shiggy portrayed as a yandere?

Myouko would get along with Warspite.

Because she's always depicted as someone far too nice. And we all know it's always the nice ones that are the craziest.

Don't blame the ship for some bad decisions of her captain and a string of bad luck.

My dick.

Right oh, makes sense.

Blame her artist for making her face creepy in official arts, like here and

That's the face of a rapist.

Damn those faces are terrible.

Cute Kongou.

It's a mystery.

>Warspite
>Triumph TR-3
>not Triumph GT6
Shit taste.

Holy shit, those are officials from her artist.

God damn.

Bitch is crazy.

Molest.

That's not a very nice thing to do to a lovely #1 girl.

I always forget how awful they look with Ichisos style due to all the good fanart they get.

Excuses, might as well handwave all failures then by all the ships.

Not really, there's no excusing how she knocked out her own radar with primary gun fire or how her guns couldn't shoot down the swordfish due to design oversights or her weak bow armor leading to the hit that punctured a fuel tank causing her captain to decide to head home (though arguably her captain deciding not too top off his fuel reserves before heading into the Atlantic was equally to blame for this decision). Still Bismarck withstood an amazing amount of shellfire only sinking due to being scuttled and sinking the pride of the Royal Navy. A short but worthy service life.

>Ru
>FBB

>how her guns couldn't shoot down the swordfish due to design oversights or her weak bow armor leading to the hit that punctured a fuel tank causing her captain to decide to head home
These are both faults with the ship though, hence the ship is to blame in this context.

>only sinking due to being scuttled
That's actually not true, the research shows she would have eventually sunk anyways. They only hastened the process.

It's the big bulky rigging that slows her down in the first place. Compare it to Ta-class.

Which is what I was doing. I might love Bismarck to death but I will freely admit she was a flawed ship due to errors in her design. But the series of events that lead to her sinking weren't all her fault. Bad luck and poor decisions on her captain's part played just as much a role.

Its still not a very good service record. Check Emden's for a great one.

>might love Bismarck to death but I will freely admit she was a flawed ship due to errors in her design
I know what you mean. To be fair though, flawless WW2-era warships were an extreme rarity.

>monkeys
>cute

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I'm going to have XXX with Kasumin tonight.

I want to brutally rape Kasumin.

>monkeys
>not cute

Keep your hands off my daughteru you sick bastard.

I will permit vanilla sex with her consent though

True, not everyone can be an Iowa class. Most WW2 ships were built pre-war and in one or more ways were flawed. Even the Yamatos had in some ways serious short comings.

Will she at least pretend to fight it, make objections and throw insults at me while I do it vanilla style?

Not even Iowa was flawless, she had weak armor and torpedo bulges due to being limited by the old panamax standart.

>torpedo bulges due to being limited by the old panamax standard.
But would that not make her wider?

>weak armor
It wasn't that weak-it was effective against any shell up to 16"/45 caliber.

Montana class never.

Her hips barely fit through the channel as she is now, something like 3 inches of space on each side? Can't really add any more bulk to that.

THICC
H
I
C
C

But that's my point; torpedo bulges would make her wider that the ship actually is. Why would Panamax restrictions have influenced the addition of torpedo bulges as that previous user claimed?

I want to ruffle her hair.

While that would be kinda neat, just give us Big 7 BBs already please.

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No the panama channel was the reason she did not have thicc torpedo bulges, that's what i was trying to say. The Montanas would have been considerably wider.

obvious

Ah, fair enough. The Montana's not being Panamax compliant would be a considerable issue from my point of view.

But they had plans to widen the channel at that point. Half the reason it took so long to actually get the new panama project started was because the US withdrew funding after the Montanas were cancelled.

When they first drew up the plans it wasn't since they'd intended to make a larger canal in Panama before WWII happened and threw a wrench in those plans.

Yodo.

I love Sendai

So cute.

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Warning these bitches are in heat

Stay alert and watch your backs brothers

You forgot another one.

I love Hiei so much.

Will she love me back? Will she have a family with a cute daughter with me?

youtube.com/watch?v=sYU_eDMr4xE

Hi

Sup hip hop.

Nowacchi has the best DD pantyhose.

>Nowacchi
That's an odd way to spell Asashio.

Asashio? That's and odd way to spell rape bait.

Her thighhighs are superior.

Rape bait? That's a weird way to spell daughteru.

>I ask of you, are you my Ad-my-ral?

Something is wrong with my kongo. She is looking a bit different but I can't point about it.

>I ask of you, are you my Ad-my-ral?

Post comfy.

No! Post MEAT!

Cheap whore go away, we already have Saber.

Get back fucking shotas.

Is Takao the THICCest CA?

End this meme immediately

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Yes!

I never cared for all the shota shit.

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That battle damage though.

I wanna play sports with Takao, is your kanmasu good at any sports?

yodo?

Depends. Is partying a sport?

Slave driver.

Probably not, no.

Yes! And so is xxx!

I want to play Golf with Takao

weakling

Finish your dailies kuso.

So does everyone.

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>women's "sports"

You define millionaires as women then!

noice user. noice.

What's wrong with Tenis?

???

Golf is considered a rich man's game.

I swear this scene was from a movie

I'd rather watch men's golf than women's golf, then.

Apart from the Williams sisters getting their asses handed to them by a man not even in the top 200?

Oh, nevermind. I thought you implied that Tennis wasn't a real sport.

I agree with on that one.

>le cut inside ship

Thank you based KTKM-SAMA.

I want to cut inside her.

I dunno.
Probably fencing and HEMA.

I would leave Haruna since from my first vent she'd got my back and have always perfomed well.

They don't make girls this soft anymore.

I gave birth to a healthy Kashima

where to get kashimas?

Impregnate Kashimas like to get more Kashimas.

Kashima is the cutest non loli

Nonsense.

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Fattening the duck.

Prinz wasn't strong enough to save Bismarck.

Why does she have to be so self conscious, it just makes me want to bully her.

I like it.

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>Prinz probably died hating herself for not being able to protect Bismarck

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>tumblr

Did her breasts get a little larger? That was fast.

With Iowa and Warspite, it's nice to have winners in this game. Was getting a little tired of it being dominated by losers.

What does Warspite's pee taste like?

Tea.

>After the war, the American authorities used Kashima as a repatriation transport. A deck house was constructed around her main mast, and the barrels of her guns were sawed off.
The US defaced Kashima

wait for uss enterprise this fall event.

Come on, everybody knows it's gonna be Saratoga because of one of Nimu's hourlies and Crossroads.

I think Vanguard would be a better example of a very well made BB. Shame she was the last one ever

Make love to her, if she acts different that means she needs to be impregnated immediately.

Watch it be Lexington.

And couldn't protect Nagato too. Nor a Sakawa.

That just means a carrier that carries 110 planes instead of 100 of the Yorktown class. So yeah.

>implying they'll let anyone carry more than Tanakaga

I want to feed this duck.

What kind of total pervert wears a bodysuit under a bikini?

My kind of pervert.

My kind of pervert.

Vanguard was a fantastic ship; the only other top tier BB apart from the Iowas and Yamatos. Sure, the 15'' guns were a bit outdated, but as the last BB ever to be commissioned, she represented the best of the lessons learned about BB warfare during WW2.

Unfortunately, the most important lesson learned about BB warfare during WW2 was that it was obsolete.

She knows it's not much, but she put a lot of effort into it. Won't you try some?

Of course I would. Isokaze's food is only ever portrayed as burnt/overcooked.

Im sure I could choke it down if it meant fucking her as a reward.

>implying Shinano wont
Also, that just shows they shouldn't bother bringing in CVs that are vastly superior if they need to gimp them.

Vanguard was the perfect send-off for the world of battleships. One last punt to get things properly right

Excellent response.

>One last punt to get things properly right
Similar thing happened with propeller-powered fighters. The P-51 and the later Spitfires were the culmination of so much trial and error.

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Lusty and intense Hatsu is a dangerous creature indeed.

There's only room for one perverted dog around here.

Tonight Kamikaze will be claiming the admiral as her own!

>Hatsuzuki just wants to protect you
>Shigure is willing to kill you out of jealousy
Thankfully Hatsuzuki will protect me from that evil dog.

the cutest

>Prinz
>protecting Big 7

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Have you ever considered what would happen if she started to get jealous?

I'm gonna blame pudding for everything from now on.

>Crossroads
I was talking about the Atlantic. Prinz probably didn't give a shit about Nagato or Sakawa, who would?

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What's the worst that could happen.

Cute kamo.

That's like blaming Graf for not constructing herself fast enough and winning the Battle of the Atlantic.

Stupid Kamo, only good for her taiteis.

Haven't you ever considered what happens when protection goes too far?

Not even the same user, but shut the fuck up, I know half of the regulars here are friends with the tumblr boatfuckers

Didn't Shinano carry like 47 planes?

>gets a voice line for nearly every seasonal event since she was introduced
>people still only care about her taiteis
>will never be popular
>only good for bullying

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Not him, but next time don't let the obviously thirsty duck be alone for long periods of time. It will save you the trouble.

This image makes me sad.

She did nothing wrong but spilt her beer all over me.

I doubt she gave a shit about Bismarck anymore since she was transformed into a brainwashed American before getting nuked. Even her sunk line doesn't even mention Bismarck.

Kamo is cute, please don't bully.

She's the one trying to lock her admiral in.

Akitsushima will win the Admiral's love!

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ONLY GOOD FOR HER TEARS

mic checked

Drowning Poi

I am going to leave this duck here for a while.

Please don't do anything to her, I appreciate it!

Bust a move.

Glass of poi.

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That's the Essex-class you mong. The Lexington-class only carried a maximum of 78 planes.

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Oops, I accidentally took her to a festival.

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exhentai.org/g/979439/1e0b360463/

Agano is good for ___.

Being inferior to Noshiro

That Agano looks derpy as fuck.

I hope TakayaKi does a Yahagi doujin for C91.

>Yeah we could give you a ship you want.
>But hey instead how about some old piece of junk barely anyone wants?
Yeah I could see that happen, the dev team is fucking retarded after all.

Just what is it that drives Shigure's admiral obsessions?

We just don't know.

Also put up a Naganami doujin
exhentai.org/g/979463/a31eb3ab7e/

Kashima is coming up. I hope these get translations.

Muh rain, that's why.

Wow baby

Oops I overfed her a bit

78 active, with 18 reserves lashed to the ceiling of the hanger deck. This is the same standard of counting used in counting the first 3 slots of the IJN CV's. The last slot is usually a fudge factor to buff carriers the way they see fit.

Otherwise every IJN CV would just have 65 planes, since none of them ever carried a bigger air wing.

I want to make foie gras out of that fat duck.

I want to make soup of her

You know they're not gonna count the reserves for the burger CVs. We can't have anyone outshining Laga.

I want to molest the duck.

I want to fondle her

What do I do?
I want to make love with Teru, but I don't want to betray my wife's trust.

Taitei is a lucky plane.

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Do what you feel is right of course.

This ducky is too pretty.

That's because unlike Akitsushima people actually want taitei.

Stupid sexy Taitei-chan only good for extending the range of land based planes.

It really depends on who your wife is though.

My wife is Poi. She won't mind right?

Hey Shoukaku, what's sex?

Stop asking her that!

>Brainwashed.
Nonsense, she just wanted food so we gave it to her.

Poi seems fine with being lewd with someone else.

What happened to her Cred Forums? She had a perfect body like her sister and then all of a sudden she has a body more like Akagi's.

Shiratsuyu class are crazy yanderes though

Nagato and Sakawa nearly dead already with their boilers failing. Same with Prinz.
That said if Prinz didn't have her boilers fail then she probably would have been kept for testing a while a longer. Though she would have been scrapped or be used as a gunfire target eventually anyway.

Taitei is pretty fly for a boat.

Zui also got a bit of fat, but only around her thighs.

Well Essex doesn't need reserve planes to beat laga.

While being 10,000 tons lighter
While being 5 knots faster
While having over 12 times the AA throw weight
While being able to survive more damage than a single 1000 pound bomb

Shoukaku was never flat

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She was before puberty.

Why is she so mean to me?

Part of the problem with Akagi and Kaga is that their hangar and plane layout looked like this. Part of this comes from lack of planes with folding-wings(The Japanese could build planes with folding wings so we don't know why they never tried this with the Zero) and part of it comes from them being conversions.

She hates her admiral. She REALLY hates her admiral.

She hates everyone in general.

She doesn't know how to express her need for regular refueling.

Kaga is love, Kaga is life

Why is she such a spiteful lesbian.

You don't mind that Hayashimo is a little small right?

> Kaga
>lesbian

>Abyssals have unique and interesting design.
>Kadokawa throws them like some kind of cannon folder even the boss abyssals.

Shit is suffering, but I think they aren't going do too much even with regular boats.

I don't mind since most DDs are of short stature.

Yeah, she is.

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Why is she so motherly?

Naganami is a big girl just the right size for her big cans.

Folding wings adds cascading weight to the wing assembly. First You have to add a joint in the middle of the wing, which adds weight. Then the joint is weaker than the rest of the wing, so you have to reinforce it with locking bolts and reinforcements, which adds weight. Then you need an additional mechanism to get the control wires past the folding joint, which adds weight. Now the wing is overall heavier and needs to be supported by a stronger wing structure, which adds weight.

To the Japanese, the added weight was deemed unacceptable, since all they had to power the plane with was the piddly Sakae.

You mean why she's the yuri queen that all the girls have sex with?

That image has nothing to do with motherhood

Well that and many of their carriers couldn't handle heavier aircraft anyway.

Except when she's not.

That's too bad. If they had more powerful engines then maybe they wouldn't had to sacrifice little things like armor and self-sealing fuel tanks .

Murakumo is a goat.

She was always lesbian.

Given she doesn't have a les or sister-con marriage line and instead gratefully accepts her admiral's love, nope, she's straight as the arrows she shoots.

Kaga is love and life

You mean the line that she never says anything about love but is pressured into doing out of being ordered to? Sooo convincing.

Is she only good for groping?

All these Cred Forumsnons insisting that Kaga only loves Akagi or the admiral and not both. It's almost like there's no such thing as being bisexual.

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Loveliest CL

>My... emotional expression is... well.... Admiral... I... even right now, feel extremely happy though...
>I... even right now, feel extremely happy though
Ya no, you're grasping at nothing. She's happy with her admiral and shame on you for wanting to deny her this love.

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So you really love me, Commander?

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Of course there is, but if there's only evidence of a character being either straight or gay then it's best to assume they are either gay or straight not bi.

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I-19? More like Slut-19 amirite?

Edgy but cute.

No, i like your sister ship more.

You just like her for her meat.

Her sister is secretly a bigger slut.

I want to have a menage a trois with Akagi and Kaga.

Zuikaku can come too.

Teru is comically attractive on top of being lovely.

She is indeed meaty.

She had a good role model.

Best sister ships

Better sister ships.

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Yes I would fuck and impregnate pudding while biscuit watches.

They're not sisters.

>Admiral Hipper class & Bismarck class
>sister ships
but they're not sisters

They kind of are. Prince Eugen was made to look similar to the Bismarck.

Which kanmusu knows how to dab?

By that logic Kaga and Akagi are sisters.

In Prinz's eyes they are so that's good enough for me.

by that logic then Akigumo is a sister ship with the Yugumo class

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Pudding is dumb and believes anything she is told.

I fail to see an issue here.

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Yuu/Ro calls Bisko nee-sama too and I don't see anyone calling them sisters.

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They're all one big family.

Poor little Prinz.

Let me kiss you up.

That cat is trying to warn them about the bomb inside the cake.

I like where this is going.

I am more curious about why Prinz is completely fascinated about carrots.

All the german boats are cute

In a row?

>Prinz always trying to fuck it up
I thought she was smarter than this.

I doubt Suzuya is going to outsuck Bismarck, Suzuya's pretty pure.

She is not. She got convinced she was an American.

But this Prinz is before the conversion, so that just means she was always dumb.

Exactly. We wouldn't have been able to convince her she was an American otherwise because she is that dumb.

Well as someone pointed above, she will believe anything. Tell her she's a DD and she will most likely start thinking its true.

Prinz is silly.

Look at how Prinz is having this weird ass creepy smile. You don't know what she's even planning.

This is why the cat was trying to warn the other German girls but they didn't listen.

Stop this you shitty Admiral!

She is an American sleeper agent.

Are you saying under Prinz bubbly attitude is a crazy person?

Is the picture of akigumo opening her sketchbook the cutest picture of hers?

Silly enough to get caught in the act from me as she wants to steal Bismarck's panties.

Yes that's the symptom of her acute mania.

Akebono-chan just needs to accept her feelings.

If you keep staring at her, she'll get really mad you know?

It's ok, Bismarck will return the favor.

She's actually a mad genius.

>Napoleon considered Eugene one of the seven greatest commanders of history.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Eugene_of_Savoy

>straight as the arrows she shoots
This, Kaga is awesome

I don't think Bismarck is that much of a pervert.

And even if she did such things, Prinz would enjoy it immensely since she wouldn't mind Bismarck sniffing her panties.

Wow Bismark such great lesbian post more yuri! No wonder she hate disgusting pig admiral!

Prinz does seem to enjoy her quality time with Bismarck a bit too much.

Yes they are very lesbian.

God I want to FUCK Naganami.

But what if i yuri post Bismarck ironically?

Bismark is lesbian fuck off.

Would you eat pasta while drinking coffee?

Kaga cute

Really nice lesbian.

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Who is this Bismark? You mean Bismarck?

I thought Graf was a zeppelin, not a blimp.

Kagaplatina

Must be that German lesbo that people have been posting in this thread.

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398/237
You dumb idiots

236*

Cutest, my kaga friend.

No, we must go cuter.

A random boat has appeared.

Kaga is cute, Kaga is pure

Now she's tanned.

What happened?

Mexican witchcraft.

Kaga is pure and purest is lesbian.

Get drunk with her.

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This fluffy dragon is now a sub.

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That ain't the fluffy dragon.

Cute panties, Nowaki!

A shit.

Kill yourself, autist

I'd rather see them worn by Nowacchi as she tries to prevent me from doing so.
danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2490474

Poor Kaga-san, shitty admiral

What now

um, ooyodo or choukai?

An anthropomorphized stick, or Takao grade meat. Tough choice.

Okinami.

We die.

>1000 shekels for 10 extra ship slots
>Practically $1 per ship
Wew

Wrong thread.

>Taiteis
>good
Kamo herself is only good for sex.

But that one was actually true.

Mou sugoi Nowacchi!

Kaga is love, Kaga is life

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I want to ride Poi like a dog while listening her rhythmic excited "poi"s.

My wife is so cute.

Who's your wife?

Kaga-san

Shiggy
Shiggy!
SHIGGY!!

What do you need from my wife?

I need her to have an eye on you so you don't cheat on her with poi.

But Poi's my wife.

What's going on here?

new thread when

Kagalove is real!

Poi's getting hit on by the Shigurehusband.

I'll kill him.

Kagalove is unbeatable.

Kaga is cool, anyone friends with Souryuu is cool in my book.

Kaga is best.