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This episode was fucking terrible.

Weather Report his here now.

Ken the Janken boy has to be Death XIII levels of "Everyone forgot about this guy and they are probably roaming the Earth doing stuff"

wait what
l don't remember this shit
this doesn't make any sense

Daily reminder that Jolyne likes this guy because he is emotionally absent, just like her absentee father.

>they skipped Joseph asking Rohan for English translations

Death to David

I expected much much worse, I think it's mediocre, cud dos to them for actually fitting everything in without it being rushed with both OP and ED.

Tubby JoJo ladies! Never ;_;

while Joubin *might* be an antagonist because there are several hints pointing to it, i think he might be just an accomplice who has connection to the real badman, just wanting to get rid of the rock disease just like you mentioned and not for profit a la Damo

Pretty sure she extended her invisibility to change the scissors into rock in the manga. David done goofed.

>role of father for daughter
>how their relationship defines their social understanding of men
thats like saying naruto and sasuke having no parents was deep theme exploration and it showed how retarded and socially awkward kids can be without parents.

i can write a full page on why alessi picked on little kids and attach depth to it or even on D'arby's gambling. even leave them alone, you can write essays on rem ram shit anime's themes if you want. none of them is deep.

>real badman
>it's Mitsuba

It's not applicable any more so the joke is outdated.

meant for

What is the best way to trigger. /jojo/?

To be fair that joke doesn't make much sense nowadays with JoJo actually becoming reasonably popular in English now.

Rohan made Koichi fly at the speed of a car, doesn't have to make sense.
Nope

So when someone gives you a genuine response, you just ignore it and talk about Naruto?

Well then I guess it just never made sense. Araki done goofed.

arcadefag.

>tell people last week this episode was going to be shit
>everyone tells me to fuck off saying no episode with Rohan is bad
>mfw everyone complaining out their asses now
It's like everyone forgot how shit this was in the manga.

>>mfw everyone complaining out their asses now
It's just the usual shitposters talking about the bad animation.

Say Part 5 is good

How the fuck can anybody stand that epilogue is beyond me

meant for

it could also not be invisibility but light refraction

Telling them the anime is better and that they've ruined their experience with this perfect adaption with already knowing what happens.

I still really like the anime, but good fucking lord, I hate Koreans. I sometimes forget how average/bad it looks half the time, until I look at other shows that are almost always better animated.
How hard can it be to scribble some faces that don't look like garbage - do they have to animate the whole episode in two hours or something.

How does this not make sense? She grabbed his fingers and balled his hand into a fist, while invisible. I'm not sure how you don't get that. It's implausible, sure, but this is Jojo. They're jumping like 40 feet in the air to play Rock Paper Scissors. You can suspend your disbelief a bit.

Hey everyone! The episode/staff chart is back online. I've added all the PB, BT and SC episodes as well, so knock yourselves out! docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rFAgUt9DDzK5DHblmrKlUB-s-7pvDz6qHpDj-prbz0I/edit?usp=sharing

Based Shin Hyung Woo is one of only three animators who worked on every part, and is the one who did the most episode. Sasuga

You're not a deep person. You alone do not choose to think of characterization and meaning because you are simple and don't read manga for characters.

They don't fucking care. They obviously aren't being paid much, so they don't bother.

Your Part 5 gripe is the dialogue?

Mine is the awful paneling and angles. Plenty of times I'd struggle to imagine what's happening

A baby floating through the air and grabbing his fingers makes less sense than using her stand in an actually clever way.

so like, did the baby sit on his hand or something?

>dialogue

part 2 is trash
you are retarded uf you like it

I think he means how the story was wrapped up in like 6 pages.

Gay Priest is here now

It was stupid in the manga,it's stupid there and it's not even the worst out of it.
How in the living fuck did Rohan get the baby in the first place?

lol my bad

the EPIlogue is fine imo. Giorno wanted to be the boss leader and he became it, nothing fancy

Also yes I would say Naruto is partly a study on rivalry and growing up. It's a story about humans and their relationships, which is plenty depth.

Probably when he was breaking windows.

it had its moments like Rohan punching Ken, the dramatic jumps to play RPS and Rohan jumping in front of the truck

Being an anime only. Not reading the manga

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He got his hand injured from the glass,he was there

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Fuck it i'm gonna take the bait. The difference is while the ideas were in Naruto they weren't executed well, while in part 6 they actually explored those concepts. The relationship between Jolyne and her father is extremely well explored and is actually used to develop Jolyne's character properly.

Further more there are more concepts to part 7 (Since that was brought up earlier) as well instead of just randomly running around and fighting stand users. Concepts and themes, just like the part 6 examples, are brought up and explored in story. Such as what it means to be a true man, the difference of getting what you need as opposed to what you want, the nature of what it means to be good or evil, whether or not a small personal goal is less noble than one that effects the whole world. I could go on about a lot of the themes that were actually explored in some of these parts.

Not to mention that part 8 itself is also more plot orientated than earlier plots and there's more going on than just random battles. The battles aren't even straight up battles in part 8 half the time (like with the Milagro man fight), or there are chapters that straight up don't have any actual battles going on in them (like last chapter). Both examples used being the most recent examples. If you found parts 6 and 7 boring I'm surprised you didn't find part 8 even more boring than them. The writing in Jojo legitimately improves as it goes on and it becomes more than just fighting.

Not so fast, gay priest!

Hey guys how can my wife's son fix Part 4? Part 6 is such an asspull. There is literally no possible way Kira knew about Cinderella's salon. Why is Part 7 such a meme part? How do I pronounce Giorno? Shh, Gyro is sleeping. Why is Narancia so perfect? Araki is such a hack. Gay priest is here! How does King Crimson work? Araki forgot. Part 2 is the worst part. There is LITERALLY NOTHING in Jojo except fighting, and you're just projecting. Now that I think about it DiU really is like Twin Peaks isn't it? Post female Jotaro. Part 3 is boring filler. DiU is full of QUALITY! How can Kira have FIVE STANDS? Jesus making stands is such lazy writing, space rocks was better. Gappy makes me happy!

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can someone answer this? i'm curious as well

I didn't say that he moved. That's where the bullshit lies. Immediate range boost.

Yeah, pretty sure she was just sitting on his hand/arm. Not sure when she learned how to make herself invisible without doing it to the shit around her, though.

Why the hell did Araki make the Zeppelis job to the secondary villains? It makes them look like total scrubs, only really beaten out by Dire in how hard they jobbed

It would be like if Obi-Wan got fucked by a Stormtrooper instead of Vader

He probably kidnapped her from Joseph. He can just mail her back to Koichi or something.

>Kakyoin and Jotaro could've been Gyro and Johnny tier if they weren't written like complete shit
I like the idea of two autists who have trouble making friends finding friendship in eachother, and having one die while the surviving one lives on to not have any other friends.

She was on his arm and physically pushed his hand closed

>mfw best chapter next week
More hyped than I was for SHA.

I don't know. At least Will had a reason for jobbing, Wammuu basically farted and had Caesar spontaneously combust.

She was probably hanging on to Rohan as they jumped. Maybe onto his arm or something so she'd be right next to RPS kid when she did it. Again it's implausible but this is Jojo.

You forgot
>I'm evil?

That's why he made Gyro the MC

>not tearing that kid a 3rd asshole
The 2nd one next to his mouth clearly isn't enough.

If Giorno would be a girl instead of a boy part 5 would be perfect. We would get cute female JoJo.
>inb4 b-b-but Jolyne!
She looks like a dyke, no amount of fanart will change it.

I got into the series over excerps I saw of Part 2. I wasn't disappointed with it since I was so happy with Battle Tendency that it kept me from dropping the series over how mediocre I found parts 1 and 3 to be.
The series didn't return to that level of amazing to me until Stone Ocean and afterwards.

So how shit is my taste?

>Highway Star is slowly approaching us

>slowly

>Not sure when she learned how to make herself invisible without doing it to the shit around her, though.
In her debut episode.

In what, two-three weeks?

Fuck man I just woke up and I don't even want to watch this episode cause I know what it is.

When is that rumored new OP dropping?

I want to stick my dick in RPS Kid's cheek hole

imgur.com/a/9MfCL

It's all just a matter of taste. Why care about what some random anons may think of yours?

I thought it took until part 3 for Araki to handle his supporting cast well

You'll always have Nena

If Giorno were less, "I'm inspiring everyone else to do badass things while I do one every few volumes" then it wouldn't be too terrible. It's mostly because there's zero characterization in Part 5 and it's nonstop fighting, backstories or fate exposition like a lot of traps Japanese writing tend to fall into

It'd be easier to forgive his very passive nature if he were a girl I find, just because it would be something interesting and not Jonathan .5 now with added DIO for symbolism

>if he were a girl
Oh, so you're one of those guys.

I know someone needs to ask so...
smug kid when

It's a joke that just doesn't work outside of the manga context.

It's like the "I like your new hair color" joke from Scott Pilgrim.
What's hilarious in a black and white comic isn't funny at all in a colored movie

>mfw golden winds

>not getting him to give you the succ

>colored comic adds a note that this isn't funny anymore

Not really, I just noticed others wouldn't mind female Giorno because he'd be perfect waifu status

My biggest gripe with him are the stupid doughnuts in his hair and mostly involve the story not being particularly interesting after he joins the gang for whatever reason. I think it would've been a cool reference to Saiyans if his black hair just became normal spiky blonde when he got his Stand. Araki seemed to have this weird thing with giving the protagonists after Josuke stupid anime hair before Johnny

No man don't you get it, Giorno is deep, he's a badass that does things sometimes and is totally the protag and not Bruno.

I loved that episode. It's a minor battle, it's not the best, but I just wanted to see them jump around and shouting. And for the baby, it's about Rohan defying the odds and surpassing his luck. He literally says it in the episode, it's not hard to understand. And it's not like Jojo parts aren't full of bullshit moments like this one anyway.

Why do people love D'Arby but hate RPS Kid? It's literally the same thing.

It wasn't until Part 4 (even Part 3 kind of suffers from this) that Araki would figure out how to balance the cast a bit better.

But I mean, Will lost to Tarkus but his strength actually was used to defeat him, and he was very useful in training Jonathan.
A lot of people forget just how insanely strong Tarkus is.

GoghGogh's Bizarre Adventure

D'Arby is entertaining and not a shitty little kid

Plus it's the protagonist 'fighting' him and not another Rohan's Bizarre Adventure episode

But you'd get a boner from seeing a cute girl. That alone should be a reason for Giorno to be a girl.

JoJo is the MLP of anime.

It doesn't trigger though.It just make the person more retarded.

Joseph was the real hero of the RPS kid fight

most of the time i forgot Joseph even exists in Part 4

user, Abbacchio is there already, Trish is also cute, girl Giorno would be the most boring vanilla anime girl, just like Giorno is a boring vanilla anime boy.

>Disliking Rohan's Bizarre Adventure

D'Arby took down 2 characters and Jotaro bluffing was fucking legendary I didn't read it before watching but all the time I was thinking "no he switched something there is a plan he did something," but no he was just bluffing his ass out. I'm not say RPS lid is bad it just not on the same level.

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I actually hate the D'Arby fight but love RPS Kid.

I wish I could edit this into a Josuke x Koichi thing

Having variety in girls makes for more waifufags to garner interest

Giorno being an inspiring, attractive role model for the gang would make unbreakable diamond dicks, especially with a bit of DIO's charisma involved

I'll take it for now until the Mudas are translated

D'Arby was a sophisticated gentleman, not some snot-nosed punk, the way Jotaro beat him was more interesting, mostly relying on his strong poker-face and bluffing skills, plus D'Arby's eventual breakdown was a lot of fun to watch

jojo doesn't deserve this adaptation

>hating the most based minor villain in Part 3
I'm not even upset I'm just shocked

That seems like an odd choice of characters

A professional gambler lost because he didn't know what a fucking poker face is.

>being an inspiring, attractive role model for the gang

Bruno exists user.

Girl Giorno would just be a more boring less attractive blonde Trish.

>That femJohnny
10/10, would hug and comfort.

That's probably why the female Giorno is apealing to me. I'm a massive vanilla fag.

I really enjoyed Polnareff this episode, SIlver Chariot was great too.

he's not hating on Hol Horse tho

It's not that he didn't know that Jotaro was bluffing

It's that he was so absolutely afraid/loyal of DIO that mere possibility of betraying him made him pass out from terror

>that doujin where Hol Horse rapes Polnareff

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I just want a female main villain for once. After 20 years even Pokemon did it, so it's time for Jojo too.

>would be the most boring vanilla anime girl
DON'T YOU DARE TO SHIT ON MY SWEET VANILLA YOU KEK.

There are better normal girls in Jojo, like Lucy, Erina and Suzy Q.

Bruno's the leader of the gang. Giorno's entire character literally exists to be an inspiration for everyone else to be badass

But user, do you like Erina?

I just didn't find it all that interesting. I kept thinking Jotaro actually losing and Joseph having to come to the rescue and out cheat D'Arby would've been better.

D'Arby freaking the fuck out was pretty entertaining though.

He wanted to call. He tried. Just the idea of actually betting the secret of Dio's Stand and the consequences that might follow fucking made age 30 years.

The rest of the gang was already interesting as is, they didn't really need Giorno, Giorno was just the push to make them go against Passione.

And most of them just served to Giorno to die to achieve HIS dream, the rest didn't have anything to do with what he wanted, and most of them died for nothing.

>An unbeaten professional gambler obsessed with victory lost because he was so scared of the possibility his stone-cold opponent could make him do something that would cost his life with his superpowers that he passed out
What exactly is the problem here ?

>Pokemon did it
If everyone's so quick to assume the Aether Foundation are the bad guys then they really need new writers

Then again, Gen VI was allowed to happen

WHY IS JOSUKE SO CONSTANTLY OFF MODEL GOD DAMN JUST DRAW HIM RIGHT

DRAW THE OTHER CHARACTERS SHITTY JUST DRAW HIM RIGHT

BETWEEN THIS AND FUCKING PISS COLORED SKY AND GREY HAIRED KOICHI

THIS ADAPTATION IS SHIT

S H I T T T T

He's sad cuz his pomp got small

All I'm saying is an unbeaten professional gambler obsessed with victory probably wouldn't have lost his cool as easily as he did.

Everyone's off model in this episode, even the RPS kid.

Who'd win in a Janken battle between Ken and Anubis?

It's exactly what people expected, i feel like the alien episodes will have the same quality.

THE GOOD:
>the start of Josuke's hate for rohan
>golden rohan saving janken kid
>"Pff!"
>the part where everyone is looking for the baby at the end
Silly episode, its the same as the manga, silly and pretty hilarious.

I want Yukako to angrily ride my dick

Any Italian anons here?
I was wondering if the ladybug is seen as a general symbol of luck in Italy, or if it was mainly associated with children's favour like in English speaking countries.

Seeing her with Josuke and Okuyasu was kind of refreshing. It felt like there was more to her character than just being Koichi's slut for once

She doesn't actually do anything, but at least it's not like she disappears when he's not on screen

>five straight episodes of QUALITY in a row
Has David finally stopped giving a fuck?

What a QT

Why? There always that one "if" in gamblers head. Jotaro fucked with by showing the speed of SP with drink and cigarette, so that one "if" he can actually cheat and switch cards, combine with the possibility of losing the secret made him terrified beyond, it's all pretty solid to me, better then stealing a fucking baby that is few hundred of meters away.

RPS Kid has nowhere near the same tension and its resolution is retarded. Before we can even get to the "How" of the baby closing the kids hand, we have to figure out How Rohan teleported the baby i to his hands.

You fucking retards, Rohan had the baby in his hand, that's why he went paper, he extended the baby to the kid's hand and the baby shapped his scizor into a rock.
If you can't understand it you might actually be dumb

Jotaro not even looking at his cards and going all in must have been quite a shock to him. That's just going against every instinct he has.

If they didnt give a fuck, they wouldve had Joseph fight RPS kid with Rohan coming out of Fucking nowhere just to save Joseph and Ken from the truck saying "Maybe some american can appreciate my work..."

Ita here, it is indeed considered a symbol of luck. My mother always tries her best not to kill them when they enter our house (I've got no such problems, but they're useful animals so I try to get them out safely as well).

D'Arby had every right to be scared shitless of Jotaro.

For some reason I fucking loved it. It was just so fucking stupid and fun.

And then Rohan did unspecified things to Ken with a Sketchpad.

Porn when?

Itanon here, if I remember correctly they are indeed considered a symbol of luck.

The reason why I like RPS Kid more than D'Arby is RPS Kid is meant to be comedic. It's an incredibly silly and fun part of the story. The D'Arby fight however is serious and as such, meant to be taken seriously. I just couldn't get behind it. More power to everyone who was able to enjoy something I wasn't though.

But he's like twelve years old

this is japan. age doesn't matter

Nah, the alien episode will start the new cour, they can't make it garbage

Yes, and? When has a little thing like that stopped Cred Forums before now?

Kind of. Knowing Araki he just probably saw a ladybug pin in a fashion magazine and pasted it on Giorno though

I mean let's not forgot that the acting villain (Kira's dad, since Kira himself is kind of taking a break) is literally watching this and is hoping to get Heaven's Door on his side over this. So it's not entirely comedy.

The point is that Dio is THAT scary.

I want to fuck the Janken Boy.

archiveofourown.org/works/3860167
I have nothing to say about this.

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Kira's dad isn't exactly the most serious of villains.

D'Arby's heart attack and Jotaro's bluff reveal is not meant to be taking seriously and this type of mind game fights are always depend on tension, which D'Arby, both of D'Arby's actually, handled better, I never found RPS funny, just over the top. Which D'Arby, handles equally too, what if not over the top was that heart attack, after all.

CUT THE FUCKING TAPE

>trying to imitate the style of the part 4 anime

Joseph used HAMITO PAPURU to give the baby to Rohan

Why are you pointing at Kosaku, user? He's just a working, family man

Who'd win in a game of Janken between the Darby's and Ken?

I knew this guy looked suspicious.

They also resemble each other in other ways. They have powerful Stands with a trump card ability and are big, stoic dudes in blue outfits, but they also both have a hat that blends in with their hair and they both have a moment where they try to shoot themselves in the head but their Stand protects them against their will. I think they have another similar moment but I can't recall what it is.

I wonder if we could have guessed it was him just by design alone if we hadn seem him earlier.

in which hole?

Yes. Ladybugs are associated with luck.
It's a reference to Dio's "devil's luck" earlobes birthmark

Even Kosaku Kira looks off-model this episode, did David even gave a shit?
hint: it's the eyes

It doesnt look that bad honestly, but the artist could have touched it up a bit.

Atum wins.

>Implying Part 4 doesn't have the most swank art style

Gon vs RPS Kid, who wins?

NO NO NO NO NO

>official sketch made by korean animator of part 4

Kek

It's hit or miss, for example the kira episodes were 10/10 the best animated jojo thing to have ever come out.
But when it's off-model it's incredibly ugly.

Why wasn't this expanded on?

Is he the strongest stand user?

First come rock...

>be a average businessman
>have a slightly more complex design
>people immediately think you're a important character

Suffering.

DeathKlok stand when?

>HE'S STILL WEARING THE GIRRA GWEEN PURPLE SUIT WHILE EVERY OTHER JAPANESE MALE WORKER WEARS BASIC SUIT COLORS

USE THE SPIRIT PHOTO JOSEPH

>Shinobu giving birth to a loli Kira
Don't do this to me user.

Also wouldn't Shinobu question why the kid came out blonde?

>spiky hair
>thick evil eyebrows
I think everyone can notice that is supposed to be Kira.
Cute fan-art btw

>it doesn't looks that bad
Are you blind? i'm going to guess you're the artist of that picture, the face structure it's shit, it's too long and it looks deformed, the forehead is too big, the eyes are disproportioned and badly placed, same for the nose and the mouth.

Kakyoin?

She didnt question Kosakus new dick i guess, so the rest is fine.

Pff

No im not the artist of that picture. I snatched this shit from tumblr and i wouldnt be stupid enough to upload my art OR make a tumblr.

Kosaku just wanted a change of pace bro. Nothing wrong with that

Yes

Next question

"Pfft."

I wonder how many stands he can have, it's certainly better then Osiris and Atum, who were just trapping stands/souls, without ability to use them.

But that IS Kira

I just have the mental image of Him going up against Anubis in a game of Janken.

He ends up with the sword sticking out of the hole in his face.

I didn't watch the new episode, just tell me is rock paper cunt boy in two parts or just one.

Seeing how much Shinobu liked her new husband, did they fuck before Kira died?

Yes he is.

Kosaku Kawajiri is a working family man that realized he was living a bit too frank and decided to man the fuck up

Nothing wrong with that, we even get to focus on his family in the upcoming cour!

this, I've been expecting Jojocycle since part 4 started airing.

Just one. next episode is either Superfly or the Ayy lmao.

>I'm an Alien

It's a two parter, sorry user

Dethklok

I kind of think, if Hayato had given him a chance, that Kira would have been a better dad than his real dad.

Shizuka Joestar goes on an adventure with Kira Jr. as her BroJo. Part 6.5, happened when we were focusing on Jolyne

With the unique tailored suit and tie that only he uses in the entire city. Sasuga "detective" work, Rohan

Part 4 should have ended with "Hayato, you're going to have a little brother or sister!"

best stand user.

next ep is ayyylmao, superfly is after

He probably fucked her the night he got BtD.

It's Ayy lmao. The title is something like "I'm an Alien".

Most likely not. Kira just gave her a kiss on the cheek. I assume they would have end up having weird sex eventually had things gone smoothly for Kira.

Osiris and Atum only need to win once though.

Highway Star is after ayylmao and before Superfly.

are you me?

>Still no eyecatches for Ratt, Love Deluxe, and Boy II Man
>Tonio, Aya, the Kawajiris, and RPS Kid all absent from the ED

Kars: Hey Diavolo you want to rule the world?
Diavolo : Yes
Kars: Okay then I'll invent the stone mask while you rediscover the arrows. With control over all vamp, ripple, and stand stuff we will be the greatest villains of all time!
Diavolo: What if some kid steals both our work and our spotlight?
Kars: Don't be stupid.

He must have saw Kira wearing it and decided it looked nice. That's a nice tie, you can't deny it

Wait for next cour

>Before we can even get to the "How" of the baby closing the kids hand
He crawled on the kid's hand and closed his fist. It's not that hard m8

Also Ken, who has somehow beaten Pickledad at Janken and become immortal.

This kills the Pickledad.

The ED shit might be in the next one or the one after.
As for the eyecatches... i dont know what to tell you.

I love how everytime someone draws all the big baddies together Kira looks like if he wants to be anywhere but with them.

I fucking hate Rohan
I fucking hate RPS Kid
I fucking hate RPS Kid's design
I fucking hate Boy II Man
I fucking hate Crunchyroll not translating Rock Paper Scissors
I fucking hate Crunchyroll for calling it Boy Man Man
I fucking hate this entire episode

I want more Shinobu
I want Mikitaka

>for example the kira episodes were 10/10 the best animated jojo thing to have ever come out.

I think there are better examples that could fix in that description than Kira's eps from DIU, last episodes from DIU barely had any animation, or it was very lacking. Compare any of the SHA eps to this:

youtube.com/watch?v=xz1zmsuQS2o
youtube.com/watch?v=qMTYlETJ0r8

>Shizuka Joestar goes on an adventure with Kira Jr. as her BroJo.
HOLY FUCK I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH I WANTED THIS

I wish i lived back as a japanese man back when part 5 was still being published so i could tell araki that idea and i'm sure he would have written a jojo part about it.

i want stray cat

ALRIGHT, NEW OST WHEN??? I NEED RPSKID'S THEM, ROHANS THEME, AND ACT 3

more like JoJofans are the bronies of anime
If I have to see another JoJo reference shoehorned into some other media I'm going to fucking lose it

Who is the best jojo dad?
They are all pretty shit.

I think so too, he was at his peak of his smugness

D'arby isn't a professional gambler, he's a professional cheater. His match with Jotaro was the closest thing to a fair game he played in his life.

QUICK part 7 question

ARE THE SAINT PARTS TRULY THE CORPSE OF JESUS CHRIST?

Norisuke

Norisuke

Kira

>Hayato sets up a camera in his parents bedroom in case fakedad tries to hurt his mum in any way.
>rewatches the footage of Fakedad and his mom doing weird sex things.
>Aquires a [BONER].

Yeah

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heroes neva die

yeah, it deserves a lot better

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why is she so pissed?

Best dad confirmed.
Kek.

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Oh sweet we're finally entering territory where Rohan is a gigantic asshole

AU Jesus. That guy went out with a bang, tear down the cross with his stand and went to battle Pilate.

>Hayato gets his 'dad's fetish

>Jonathan
>Running from a fight
Joseph really fucked up the family

funny joke but he ironically is great at running away once he gets act 3

I guess Norisuke, only because everybody else is so bad that even a mediocre dad is better.

Daily reminder, he is going to die and I won't care even one bit

stop calling children lolis you retarded pedophile

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>Norisuke is literally Asgore

Where do you think you are?

I wonder if this is supposed to mean Joseph told Josuke about Lisa Lisa, or just him referencing something that happened to Tomoko's mom, or if Araki just straight up forgot about Battle Tendency and this was purely coincidence.

Literally who

>>Still no eyecatches for Ratt, Love Deluxe, and Boy II Man
good, they're all garbage

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Grateful Dead is the best fight of Part 5, and arguably one of the best in the series

Rohan constantly tries to steal her husbando

Coincidental. Battle Tendency was utterly forgettable outside of the memes

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Fuck you Boy Man Man is great.

Cute.

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Grateful dead is great, but for some reason i loved White Album. Maybe it was a shootout to the death.

Araki pointed to BT events a few times in SDC

Probably the first one, but Joseph is so senile that he told Josuke that Lisa Lisa got hit by a car, not Kars.

Fucking stop, Rohan is assexual and Koichi is straight.

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Wasn't there a scene with Rohan telling Joseph that American audiences don't get his manga? Or was that in another arc?

Nevermind that it was a game where his life was literally on the line.

thats not white album

Rohan and Yukako are mortally locked over the best feminine penis in Morioh

>not Jolyne going "My dad is a fucking asshole"

They're talking in Japanese and using the Japanese word for "car". It's a coincidence that it lines up this way in translation.

tell me a better crossover. pro tip you can't.

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But tonio and aya have ads in the train station in the ED

>caring about the sexuality of fictional characters

>Joseph goes senile and all the history of Hamon and the Joestar's heritage gets lost with him
>Jotaro doesn't seem to actually give a fuck
>Giorno doesn't know a damn thing about his heritage
>Jolyne didn't even have a Stand at first

Poor Jonathan. His lineage goes ignorant because his descendants are assholes

Why are they so out of character?

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Now i finally see...

>white album
>not metallica

Even more cute.

Body swap

Yeah, because Japanese people are incapable of knowing what car is in english. It's a nice little joke, I'm not sure why you're being so autistic about it.

Well, if you have the need to make characters change part of their characters to satisfy your needs, it means you should probably look someplace else.

There are actual gay characters out there.

How is this related to JoJo?

the fuck is this pic doing in here

jojo x doctor who.

Can anybody explain what the True Man's World is? Is it just the willingness to kill when necessary?

That's because Part 2 is the worst part.

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SUTANDO POWAAAAA

Calm down m8 it's just fanart. Do you get mad when people post fanart of of female characters acting slutty or getting fucked?

They'll all die, save for Gappy.

>Somebody actually had to watch The Nutshack just to make this gif

>House tries to cosplay as Indiana Jones

better jojo x doctor who x mlp

Diego Brando was too good for this multiverse

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True Man's World is when you fuck with people until they kill you because you have nothing better going on.
As you can see, Gyro entered True Man's World.

What are you getting so wound up over all of a sudden? That line just doesn't play out as a joke in the Japanese text and Lisa Lisa being stabbed twice isn't exactly a big memorable detail to call back to so I highly doubt it's an intentional reference.

>this entire page isn't in there

Literally David Tennant wandering around Morioh wearing something jimmied together from a pair of sunglasses and piece of rock, going "Brilliant!" whenever he meets a Stand User.

Why is Joseph drawn as an old man while everyone else is young? Is it because Part 3 is the most popular one or something?

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If it doesn't fit their character, yeah.

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erase this
Gappy will get split into two, literally, No "two people thing" he will get veritcally chopped.

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>Implying Dosuke doesn't go out like Jonathan and leaves a knocked up Yasuho with twins using his double-balls as something to remember him by

When is Mitsuba gonna do something?
When is Kyo gonna be relevant again?

This is Araki we're talking about, though. He does subtle throwbacks all the time.

The joke is much more obvious in english, but it's still there in the Japanese.

Hot

i'm still making them. if anyone have any edit request I will edit stands into any series.

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I will never not love the banana line.
Even in the context of the scene its silly as fuck.

>Rykiel, Ungalo and Versace dogpile him.
>"Who on earth are you three?"

Part 3 Joseph isn't literally just Jonathan with a different hair style

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Too many characters, can't develop them all.

Why even have them all? Especially after SBR, where it was such a small and well developed cast.

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Whats with Diavolo's hair? Looks weird but a little gorgeous...

wtf i hate jotaro now.

I just realized that Kira's dad has the same voice as Buggy from One Piece.

>Too many characters, can't develop them all.
The part hasn't even ended.

Jonathan was the definition of a jock with a heart. Dio existed to foil him as someone who had to work for all that he had to give Jonathan the motivation to improve his worth in aspects other than his bloodline. In the JoJo verse, the fact that Dio is the villain and the fact that he ultimately loses in the first 3 parts and is grossly overshadowed by people who are simply genetically better than him in the 2nd part is Araki's way of saying that genes > hard work in the first 3 parts. It's in particular why the story lines of those parts were choppy compared to his later parts where he reverted that line of thought and embraced hard work more than simple blood again.

It's why it's ultimately fitting that DIO steals Jonathan's first kiss with Erina, but IMO Araki didn't go far enough with that plot line, probably in fear of Japanese censors and editors. A Dio-Erina relationship would've been a great way for Araki to show Jonathan improving himself by working out and lawyering up to match the feats of Dio, rather than Jonathan simply having this innate, genetic ability to fuck over Dio and his followers and disciples.

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Why are you dumping images?

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Is Rohan doing the "How to Survive a School Shooting" pose?

Why the fuck would Erina go out with Dio? Stop blaming your headcanons not happening on the editors all the time, too.

Can anyone explain why Araki is so obsessed with Italian culture?

Post favorite panels

>moeblobs and waifushit
>'fixing' part 5

I hate this meme

You know it my nigga.

Why the fuck has there not been a playable Wired Beck in a jojo fighting game yet?

>vampire
>unique abilities
>memorable character

Do video game devs hate good ideas?

Diavolo can do magic things with his hair, like untying braids by taking off his shit or having short hair when in shadows.

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Can someone edit the part where Rohan smiles with these three faces in it.

This is almost better than Show Off

he was planed for hftf.

This is a much more compact cast than SBR's and I think it's generally doing a better job at handling it.

because i want and nobody can stop me
the dump finished anyways

r63 is shit

>memorable character
Not really?

lol what? which one is it?

It's more of just taping shit to make it entertaining than actually fixing the issues with its themes and story not really being too connected. Everyone goes on about its themes being great, but the way they're presented is dull and boring

He's as memorable as Nukesake

dont summon him.

Dan of Steel is still the stupidest one, in my opinion.

oops

there were no memorable characters in part 1 aside from the Joestars, Dio, Erina, Zepelli, and Speedwagon

The Wikihow scissors one.

Because it's a fucking imageboard, maybe?

Somone was saying they saw half eyes on Kaato but I don't see them. Granted you can't make out Josuke's either in most panels, unlike the first few ones last chapter.

What is going on in this pose?

Wired Beck is Part 2, user

You just listed all the memorable characters in Part 1 also. Just missed Straizo, Bruford and Tarkus

>memorable

Not even Diego made it into ASB, he had to wait for EoH. Just given that information, imagine how many other characters between these two that are more relevant than this guy. Part 6 and 7 are barely represented, and even the more classic parts usually only have the main group and a villain. Only Part 3 got more minor villains. And you have the nerve to ask for a jobber that would probably get one-shotted by Dire. Get outta here.

What a worthless episode. What's the fucking point of jenkem boy?

It's Ringo's personal philosophy. To him, True Man's World is like a state of mind. He describes repeteadly how battles and confrontations are what turns boys into men, and, in order to reach the True Man's World, one needs to not only be willing to kill when necessary, but also to put their own lives on the line. It's a bit of a depressing take on the mindset of a Western hero because it deals heavily with death (that is, the death the hero brings to himself). True Man's World is the mindset of the typical Western heroes that Ringo has, and that Gyro seeks and attains at the end of Steel Ball Run.

Ringo himself says throughout the fight that he wants to reach the True Man's World by putting himself in confrontations with people, hence why he challenges people. When his fight is over, after Gyro turns down the opportunity to run away and ends up beating him, Gyro proved himself before Ringo that he was willing to put his life on the line for the sake of a fight. That is, he became a part of the True Man's World.

wait I forgot why was Yukako with Oku and Josuke without Koichi when she doesn't even like Josuke at all.

>that conversation with giorno

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Just wondering, don't be so rood
When she was first introduced 3 chapters ago

Erina is blonde. Dio is blonde. It makes far more sense in the society of England as it was back then for Erina to be more attracted to Dio, a man of similar hair. Back then they used hair color, amongst other things (namely, occupation), to determine one's self-worth, one's health, and one's determination for growth. Dio's blondness, his rise through society, as well his pursuit in the prestigious work of law, probably moistened Erina's non-feminist crotch back in the day, due to how she society had shaped her views. It's no fault of Erina, it was just natural at the time to look at one's hair, one's jobs, and one's growth in the past few years and see a man worthy of bearing children with.

Dio easily surpassed Jonathan in those aspects, so it boggles my mind why Araki made the error of pairing her up with Jonathan instead of Dio, who'd make more sense historically speaking. It's probably Araki simply didn't know enough about British culture circa the 19th century to know such standards and customs existed, or it's simply possible he wanted a hot, docile woman for Jonathan to continue the series with. Either way though, it's not fan canon, it's fact canon that the two were meant to be.

To show that Rohan is an asshole

your mom a whore

Lewd things.

Maybe Koichi went to the toilet or something.

Welcome to Part 4. They literally got Italian food one episode

and some of us knew it was going to be shit, we called it out you retard

>"janken boy...oh skip"
>"oh shit alien is after it, get hype"

>much more compact cast than SBR's
>SBR had like 5 important characters

Ok then.

That just shows how unmemorable he is, part 2 is the same way.

>you'll never have Kira cook for you in a sleepover party

They're diagonal, not vertical. Though, her irises might just be drawn weirdly.

so he has bathroom problems just like polnareff I guess.

To see Rohan punch a kid.

Koichi is for _______

It was not shit though, it was fine, the faster pacing helped it, I always thought that Janken Boy dragged a bit in the manga.

And Dio basically raped her. I don't understand why they'd even go out at all, since she fell for Jonathan as soon as he defended her.

I know Dio is canon blonde but
>Erina is blonde
"no"

What a shit design, damn, what happened? SBR had some really fresh and cool designs.

Heh, Trish could actually beat Jolyne.

Rape is a secret fantasy of every women, they just don't want to admit it.

Jonathan proved himself a gentleman and a good friend by that point, when Dio kissed her she washed her mouth out with mud to spite him. Dio already proved himself superior to Jonathan in every way except for Erina who gave Jon a reason to fight and win

Erina wasn't a standard girl for that age, she was actually a progressive type for the time and pretty strong for the period. Remember her being nice to Smokey in Part 2? That shit wouldn't fly back then

Also,
>it's fact canon that the two were meant to be.
That's complete fucking bullshit. You're acting like a stupid fujoshi right now.

It only came back to Johnny, Gyro, Valentine, and Lucy at the end of the day but there was a whole ton of other dudes running around getting lots of screentime despite never really doing anything all that notable.

Why would Koichi crossdress? Maybe I'm overthinking it but this action seems really out of character for him

stop

penetration

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I find the majority of 8's designs really strong.

That was one of the funniest subtle things in DiU to me, the fact that, as Kira is only really working on looking like a normal businessman, he becomes a better husband that the real Kawajiri ever was

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[Rent]
youtube.com/watch?v=UfCg50a7RbE
This song fit him, Rohan and Yukako really well.

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...This shoe exists.

Times where the villain actually does something good are pretty funny. Like when Pucci tells everyone not to give Weather Report his memory disc back, and basically goes "this is your fucking problem now, retards" when they do.

more please

Her in Part 2 is very different than her in Part 1. Many decades had passed at that point. Her views could've grown and changed, and they probably did, it's outside our realm to speculate. All I'm here to do is speak on things we know from history and relate them in a way to the manga. Women back then were the stereotypical women that was glamorized in the American 50's, docile, wanted to be coddled, but at the same, believed in an archaic and early form of feminism called "Domestic Feminism" where they basically reasoned that they didn't need the right to vote because they had complete control over the household and so, can influence politics from there.

That basically shows that women at that time were exorbitantly motherly and wanted to nurture every child that they could rub cheeks with. Dio, being an adopted child, without a doubt would've tugged at the heart strings of Erina as many adopted and orphaned children back then would've. Dio, however, having improved his circumstance so much despite the loss of so many things in his life, also would've shown to women that he was upwardly mobile and had the capacity for greatness and growth.

If anything, Erina being with Jonathan is the stereotypical backwards way to look at it. Her being with Dio makes far more sense at the setting of the story than it'd make with Jonathan. Like I said, it's far more likely the editors needed Jonathan to have a love interest that wasn't NTRing him, if that was even a formal term at the time, as it's far more likely for Erina to be attracted to Dio than to Jonathan.

Is Abbacchio a jew?

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does anyone have the expected list of episodes for the rest of this part?

kys yourself

What a meaty neck

He wears a yarmulke, dude.

>Her being with Dio makes far more sense at the setting of the story than it'd make with Jonathan.
No it fucking doesn't. He did the 1800s equivalent of rape to her, and she was already set on Jonathan. You're making absolutely zero fucking sense.

Didn't Dio only kiss Erina to get to Jonathan, anyway? Not because he liked her.

Yeah, that got me too, but something about Kira not even denying that he's not Kosaku to the kid, but the wife just absolutely loves him now, even after BtD, when he has a complete style change, the wife doesn't suspect a thing.

It's great

hebunzu dur

You're posting very stupid fucking text walls about a noncanon ship

If the bitch washed her mouth out with mud after being kissed when there's a river to the left, she doesn't like him

Dio liked dudes and nips anyway

There's no reasoning with that other guy, so don't bother.

And people say Giorno isn't funny

>where the fuck is koichi I haven't seen him in 20 minutes is he cheating on me

Hayato and Kira fucking with eachother through Shinobu was really great.

That Kira one is so out of place.

This makes me think, aside from pucci and DIO, which JOJO villians would actually get along with each other?

She's a big eater

Wish he had more moments like this

This fucking scene and the ones after got me.
Giorno says the most ridiculous thing and Fugo just says "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Yeah I totally agree.

Jojo isn't the problem. The real problem is the fanbase.

Most of his moments were like that. Stupid plans that were so retarded they actually worked is what Giorno came up with in most fights.

Like when he nearly killed himself with Purple Haze just to scare off Illuso.

They have a pretty urban-like design while still looking JOJO-like.
I like them desu

Forgive me for the brevity of this post, I'm about to go work out. However, I should note that I never said that Erina and Jonathan weren't the match couple of the part, I said that it'd make more sense for Araki to make Erina and Dio the match couple because of all those societal and biological factors that I had talked about before.

Did he actually make any of those things happen? No, if he did, I wouldn't be posting about it. I'm simply pointing out biological inconsistencies that Araki neglected to factor in at the time. It's simply a matter of fact that a man as mentally weak as Jonathan wouldn't attract many women, Erina included, at the time, while a man as determined as Dio would've.

Again, I'm not saying it happened and I'm not shipping those two. I'm saying it's supposed to happen if Phantom Blood obeyed the laws of relationships.

Araki always draws such disgusting feet, he's literally the Liefeld of Japan

You should get banned, this is shitposting at this point.

Which stand do you think would be most useful in day to day life?

>I'm saying it's supposed to happen if Phantom Blood obeyed the laws of relationships.
And Dio still basically raped her. Even back in the 1800s, a girl wouldn't want that.

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>after he fucks her he runs outside and screams his name at someone to activate BtD so he can fuck Shinobu again and again

Mandom for conversations

What's the best ability and why is it Joestar Secret Technique?

King Crimson, I can do cool shit and impress everyone as well as defend myself in case of an emergency.

How can you use your stand when you can't even understand it?

Jonathan's entire character is growing as a person to stop being mentally weak. It's no surprise that Erina disappeared from his life after Dio stole her first kiss and ruined their relationship

By the time they met again, they were adults and Dio was a vampire. There was no tension between the two at any point, and there was no relevance for them to be together if it weren't for Jonathan

Since Jonathan is the focus of Part 1, and Dio is the linchpin of the series. There's no logical reason, laws of relationship or not, that the girl would get with the villain of the part. Especially not some street rat who got adopted by a rich man instead of the rich man's very own son

Pucci and Valentine might get along, but only if neither of them knows what the other is up to.

Dude, you can't reason with him, just don't give him the satisfaction.

Thunder Cross Split Attack.

Diavolo and Kira because of them having the fact they want to hide from everyone in common.

Any Holly Joestar lewds?

>High-stakes russian roulette
>Become a professional fighter
>Become the world's best Baseball pitcher

So many applications

Giorno has this ability to be both deadpan humorous but also actually scary at times that I really appreciate.

do her + spice girl.

What if you didn't get Epitaph with it?

Epitaph is the most important part of KC and it's very simple.

This work?

Most people have disgusting feet.

>that s&w design
What was up with that?

There's an image older than that, announcing JJL, where Soft & Wet had a nose.

DON'T OPEN THE SPOILER !

I REPEAT, DON'T OPEN THE SPOILER !

Josuke's design is also pretty different. It's from when JJL was announced, IIRC.

I wasn't expecting anything good because those chapters weren't my favorite, but the last half made up for it by reminding how absurd the whole thing is.

>This was a low point in the Manga too
>Really don't want to fucking see it animated, kid probably has a grating voice.

Fuck me this sucks.

what the fuck

>no Echoes Act 3 carrying a basket over his head next to him

>Bitch why do I have to help you. This is fucking S-H-I-T

This was so much fun.

New OP next episode?

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You people wait until part 5 gets aired. Then we can discuss Sticky Pants, Bloody King and Flying Smith.

You mean Zipper Man and Lil' Bomber?

Dan of Steel is probably the funniest one

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what the fuck even

I love this

>Zipper man
>Lil Bomber
>Six Bullets
>Thankful Unliving
>Fisherman
>Pale Music Set
>Metallic Man
>Emperor Crimson
>Spicy Lady
>Sad Blues
>Purple Smoke
ENOUGH
N
O
U
G
H

AAAAAAAAAA

Holy shit.

>Bruno a prominent character in VA
>Some people will actually think Zipper Man is the proper name

what fresh hell will this be

What the fuck

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wait was that really a thing, if it was,
source?

>Soft & Wet had not only Stubby ass ears
>But a Bulging fat nose to go with it

She doesn't really hate them, and besides her sick bsession with Koichi she seems like a reasonable person that would accept an invitation to drink tea/coffee from her classmates.

what about shining diamond though?
for a main character...

And people say the editors suck

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>not liking rule 63
faggot.

BARA GAPPY LETS GO

Okay that's perfect

you better yamero right about now

Are we going to get a third opening?

can confirm

they want to be "raped" but they dont actually want to be raped

Not all changes are because of editors. It took several months for S&W to finally be fully revealed in the manga and Araki is notorious for changing his mind a lot.

Heaven's door.
I get all the sex

Shining Diamond sounds cooler than Zipper Man at least
Perhaps not much but eh

I fucking cum to all of araki's arts, but he draws disgusting feet and ears, and his hands are hit and miss.

I still want to lick jolynes feet tho tbqh

>If Narancia was a cat girl
Don't the faggots like him because he's not a girl?

Yes. Either next week or the week after that.

if you're gonna post 63s post good ones only please. by that I mean of good characters.

what about
Flaccid Pancake

Yep, animated by Kamikaze Douga and with a new song from Soul'd Out (they got together again just for this). Also it's been leaked that David was saving the budget in this second cour, they're going all out in the third.

Trust me.

winner winner chicken dinner

>"Hey mister let's play janken"
fucking weebs

Talk about milk.

>they're going all out in the third.
This actually might be true.

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They'll remember what you said.

ARR
PEE
ESS

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>Wham
Holyfuck

>Soul'd Out

What are those? Some kind of charms?

>Implying his father wouldn't rub it in Jonathan's face.

Gappy was one ugly motherfucker.

fuck you,
Soul'd Out is great
they fit Jojo perfectly
/especially/ DiU
this is all I've ever wanted

Say that again to my face fucker.

Dio never raped her. He kissed her without her consent. That is textbook sexual assault, but not rape. Rape must involve the forceful entry of the penis into an orifice, which didn't happen. Women want a man to be forceful, especially at this time of history because women were the stereotypical docile homely wives of 50's television yore. It's not shitposting, it's fact that because of how society had groomed women at this time, they wanted to be at home, to be taken care of, and to be with a strong man like Dio.

The anomaly of the part, like I've been evidencing with my posts, was that it was extremely strange, nearing improbable for Erina to be attracted to Jonathan over Dio. It makes more sense if Dio's natural charisma won over Erina, along with the other biological and manufactured charms that he had. Like I said, it's more than likely that this never came to be because Araki needed a dedicated and loyal lover for Jonathan in order to continue the plot after his death.

If you think about it, Erina's love that transcended all those biological barriers that had yearned for Dio is more miraculous than anything in the first 6 parts alone. It's not something to scoff at, and it is one of the more endearing relationships in Jojo, but again, realistically, if Araki wanted to emulate life at least, it'd make more sense for her to adore Dio
instead of Jonathan.

>Part that takes place entirely in a small, Japanese town uses the Japanese terminology for Rock, Paper, Scissors

I need more smug Josukes

I like how you completely ignored me btfo of you earlier on how Erina doesn't really give a fuck about a street rat like Dio

>no KosakuKira one with Hayato

I'm talking about CR calling it janken instead of rock paper scissors

Dio raped me

Reminder that next week will be a 7 chapter episode because of Kira's New Life 2.

yeah... I mean, the game is fucking called Janken

why would they call it RPS when it isn't the same?

its a symbol of luck in other places too, like, I remember my mother telling me not to kill them cus it might bring bad auras or such.

New thread

Unless they move it to HS P.1

No fucking way.

Today's episode didn't include the best part.

>"let's smoke some jenkem!"
What did he mean by this?

Not even my Crazy D can fix your shit taste user

>implying Kira would hang out with someone who looks as ridiculous and over the top as Diavolo

He's lying. The song will be by Karen Aoki and Daisuke Hasegawa, if Crunchyroll is to be believed. I do hope the animation will be made by Kamikaze Douga, though.

Not relevant anymore, senpai.

they cut that up, for no reason in particular other than maybe having a little less work, as it didn't contribute too much apparently.

>nips not using chance to say americans have shit taste
Something doesn't feel right even if they animate it in Korea.

I spent more time on this then I should've.

>Don't the faggots like him because he's not a girl?
>NOT A GIRL
you are completely right in that aspect, I just can't like gender-bender for this reason
I mean, there is a point in wich is just girls cosplaying as the characters, rather than the characters themselves.