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Today lets talk about aliens.

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I enjoyed this episode, eat shit if you didn't

Could've used a more epic music, though

Do you remember the
21st night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away

why is he so attractive? I want to be his personal cockslut

NO GAPPY / NARANCIA / GYRO ALLOWED !

Best crossover.

Japanese schools only have days off on sundays, right? Does that mean that there's zero chapters that take place on a sunday in Part 4, since everyone is wearing their uniforms?

Confusion...will be my [Epitaph]

it was shit
you have shit taste, user

Would you Jonathan's titties?

>tfw no Abbacchio game where you solve crimes with moody blues

underrated character

what about this dirty girl? cutest and most smelly!

Fuck you.

>Part5fags
>Calling any of Part 4 shit

I fugged diego

oh fuck wrong picture

What the fuck is with RPS Kid's theme? It's up there with The Hand and Stardust Man

WHY IS IT SO GOOD?

I can't wait for this to be animated

Gappy makes me happy

Gappy makes Narancia sleepy

It's actually my least favourite part
including Phantom Blood

>defending and or liking RPS Kid

They also get saturdays, and Josuke wears his uniform even when he's at home so I don't really think it matters either way.

I liked it in the manga.

The episode was fucking shit though.

>You know how we're already cramming 6 chapters into 1 episode?
>Get this.
>How about we also add the opening AND the ending to make the pacing even shittier?

They can't. Kira's New Life 2 leads into I am an Alien.

stop it nutshack poster.

>It's a fair fight now, isn't it?
>Yuuya immediately shits his pants before getting more shit beaten out of him
Best fight.

Don't some schools in japan force you wear uniform all the time? Also Josuke wants to wear it all the time as you could see in Aqua Necklace fight

Josuke customed his uniform to be fab as fuck, same as Okuyasu

I'd wear that shit all the time too

Why did they skip this dialogue ?

>tfw you will never rest in her soft titties.

Are you a man of the land?or are you a man of the sea?

because it shits on amerifats

I feel like modifying a school uniform to the extent Jotaro and pretty much everyone in Part 4 did would get you executed in Japan.

Because they played both the opening and ending in a 6 chapter episode.

Joshuu makes ME happy

Because gotta go fast.

I'm watching the anime at a snails pace thanks to lack-of-interest, but really?

Why would they skip the best interaction Rohan ever has?

because it's technically not true anymore

Well, yeah in manga, It's not like those scenes are connected by some untouchable narrative threads

And pacing was good, that's the one saving grace of the episode, along with RPS kid's theme, it didn't feel rushed nor slow which is amazing considering that it's 6 chapters.

Jotaro took his school uniform to fucking egypt dude

7>8>6>4>5>2>3>1

Go!

does anyone have that favourite jojo/fight/part etc template?

They're half-white, tough-looking delinquents types with Stands, I'm sure they can pull it off

He wanted to look smart

That's not "Put a naked chick in next time! With big boobs! Ding ding", my frienderino

7>8>4>3>2>5>6>1
my opinion on 5 might change if I ever get the chance to read a proper translation

>delinquents

the most delictive Josuke has ever done is stealing Joseph wallet

Also because that's too much dialogue to translate into VA in terms of episode time and if they condense the dialogue to make it more time-friendly, it'll probably ruin the meta-charm of it.

>they brought back the menacing
>for rps kid
darn

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I know, but with how easily pissed off Japan can get, I feel like they'd just get expelled for doing that shit.

I really hope that one stays.

4>5>7>3>6>2>1

thanks user, I'll suck you off later

post em I guess

>RPS kid didn't have the menacing in manga

oh, right, you're an animeonly

Do you think Kyo will get her own fight?

It brings up the question why the hell they'd use it for this of all things. I've missed seeing it, a well timed [menacing] always gives me a hearty chuckle.

Film and upload it

As usual, always keep in mind part 6 could have been so much better if it ended with Rohan running over Gay Priest & Friends.

Me too. But I'm confident they'll leave it, they haven't skipped anything major yet.

>RPS Kid is more menacing than Kira

It seems like they're trying to be more serious in DiU.
They're using the Menacing/Other effects more sparingly, cutting out some jokes, etc.

she will fight the main villain for a couple pages and then get jobbed hard

just like with Damo

This is the first time they've used the characters for menacing in a while, IIRC they didn't even do it in Sheer Heart Attack, which did in fact have it plastered all over the page.

No, but fuck you though.

1 - Jotaro Meets Josuke (3)
2 - Josuke Meets Angelo Part 1 (4)
3 - Josuke Meets Angelo Part 2 / Nijimura Brothers Part 1 (4)
4 - Nijimura Brothers Part 2 (4)
5 - Nijimura Brothers Part 3 (3)
6 - Koichi Hirose's Echoes (5)
7 - Toshikazu Hazamada's Surface (5)
8 - Yukako Yamagishi Is In Love Part 1 (4)
9 - Yukako Yamagishi Is In Love Part 2 (5)
10 - Let's Eat Out An Italian (4)
11 - Red Hot Chili Pepper Part 1 (4)
12 - Red Hot Chili Pepper Part 2 (4)
13 - Picked Up Something Dangerous (3)
(52 Chapters)

14 - Let's Go To The Mangaka's House Part 1 (4)
15 - Let's Go To The Mangaka's House Part 2 (3)
16 - Let's Go Hunting (5)
17 - Rohan Kishibe's Adventure (5)
18 - Shigechi's Harvest Part 1 (3)
19 - Shigechi's Harvest Part 2 (4)
20 - Cinderella (6)
21 - Kira Wants a Quiet life Part 1 (4.5)
22 - Kira Wants a Quiet life Part 2/The People of Morioh/SHA (3.5)
23 - Sheer Heart Attack Part 1 (5)
24 - Sheer Heart Attack Part 2 (5)
25 - Atom Heart Father/Kira's New Life 1 (6)
26 - RPS Kid (6)
(51 Chapters)

27 - Kira's New Life 2/I Am An Alien Part 1 (5)
28 - Highway Star Part 1 (5)
29 - Highway Star Part 2 (5)
30 - Stray Cat (6)
31 - Superfly (6)
32 - Enigma Lad (6)
33 - That's Not my Dad/Cheap Trick Part 1 (4)
34 - Cheap Trick Part 2 (4)
35 - Another One Bites the Dust Part 1 (4)
36 - Another One Bites the Dust Part 2 (5)
37 - Another One Bites the Dust Part 3/CDiU Part 1 (5)
38 - CDiU Part 2 (4)
39 - CDiU Part 3/I'll Jog Your Memory/Guardian Angel/Goodbye Morioh (4)
(58 Chapters)

how would I be able to do that, the user would need to film it

>OP begins fast-paced, like a funkier version of Nichijou's first OP to show off the protagonists' lives and Yoshihiro making Stand users
>Slow down to show off Life with the Kawajiris
>Pick up quickly into fast-paced action with the remaining Stand Users leading up to 'Kosaku'
>Final shot of the Morioh Gang to finish it off
>Bites the Dust onward, they all explode and the OP quickly reverses back to the beginning before the episode starts

How would you feel?

Where did I Am An Alien Part 2 go

shut the fuck up, you loser

why dont you go waste your time listing all your flaws instead of an episode list nobody gives a shit about

>Revealing BtD already
It would be shown in the last couple of episodes.

the best part about DiU was how silly and absurd it is
they're fucking ruining my favourite part

this
it'll be like the timestop in the OP for DIO's World.

How was today's episode?

Haven't watched it yet.

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8.56/10 on Reddit.

I liked it, I thought it was funny

I don't think they're gonna do anything like the Dio time stop.

Pt 4's intros don't have nearly as much heart or thought put into them

haha le wacky no nose meme XD
fuck off back to facebook

shit

Does anyone have either that gif, or just an image of a certain part, of Kosaku using BtD in ASB? Specifically when he has his hands on his cheeks after actually doing it, right before declaring he's invincible.

STAR ON THE NECK.

That's what I said though, Bites the Dust onward. Also why it's spoilered

>Pt 4's intros don't have nearly as much heart or thought put into them

They have more heart than Stand Proud

This pacing looks pretty good. Still wish that we had just a few more episodes though, so that we could do shit like
Superfly Part 1 (4)
Superfly Part 2/Enigma Boy Part 1 (4)
Enigma Boy Part 2 (4)

I am an Alien is weird in that Highway Star Chapter 1 is still part of I am an Alien.
It cuts off to a "To Be Continued" in the beginning of the chapter, even though there's like 15 pages left.
So Highway Star and I am an Alien blend really well together.

desu it's funny

why so angry, user?
it's >mfw

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It was alright. RPS Kid's theme was top notch

Get off your highhorse

shit

haha here's my >mfw :-)

this is funny, too X-D

It was ok
RPS Kid's theme sounded nice from what I heard

okay user

Not him but, did something happen during your childhood that made it so a stick was eternally up your ass or something? We can talk about it if you want.

Life would be easier for you if you stopped sucking so many cocks

I'm sorry about whatever happened to you, user

I never liked Mikitaka, i never saw the appeal, this character just confused the shit out of me, why do people here in this board like him so much?

>he gets triggered over pictures on a tibetan fishmonger forum

>great days
>greato daze

wait
is triggered just "he doesn't like this" now?

It'd be nice if Stray Cat could be teased at the end of Highway Star to give it more room, but otherwise I'd be alright with this pacing.

Try playing Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

I just want more Jojolion... No... I NEED more Jojolion

I seriously do not know what to do with my life. The only time I feel any kind of emotion at all is the week surrounding a new chapter release.

I don't know how I am going to survive the next couple of years or however long it takes for Jojolion to finish, Honestly, I don't even know if I want it to finish. I'd be happy if it just went on forever. At least then I would have something to look forward to

Those guys are giving you shit, but I want you to know that you're not wrong.

Thank you kindly.

Yes

It went from Tumblrites misusing it for things they didn't like, to 4channers making fun of them by using it ironically, to them using it unironically

It happens all the time like with retard, faggot or cuck. Things we make up like troll gets used by shit outside and becomes worn out and trite to the point we hate it, so we find another word to bastardize

man, you got me confused for a second. Also
>talking about this cheap cockslut
You can do much better, user

Cred Forums was a mistake

What is cooler than being cool?!?

facebook please leave

Absolute zero

Was there new OP

So... you're saying Gappy makes you happy?

>Let's Eat Out An Italian
L-lewd

ICE COOOOLD

Why did everybody like RPS Kid's theme? Reminded me of some shitty Dan Schneider sitcom every time I heard it.

I'm so happy that they did RPS kid in one episode.

yeah

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

What's funny is that this scene with Joseph going "mhmhmmm" and for a moment weirdly suspecting the kid and looking at them with 'menacing' is not even in the manga, he just immediately turns around and goes away saying that he might be a fan.

I doubt it'll end in two years, user. It's been going on for 58 chapters now, give or take a couple of months of hiatus it makes 5 years total. I believe we're around the halfway point, so don't worry. You have five years to sort your life out and find something else worth living for.
Don't give up. Everyone is apathetic every once in a while, it's nothing to worry about. As long as you shake it off every now and then. Never stop searching for what makes you happy, even if you think it doesn't exist.
Don't settle for anything less than the best you can do, user.

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What a fucking theif

Giorno's signature pose is so dumb

I like him because he confused the shit out of me.
Also, I really love the outsider trying to fit in society theme. It's one of the reasons why I also love FF.

It was ok, its RPS Kid anyways
The stuff that matters (which was very little) was pretty good

>haven't had time for jojo ever since rohan's adventure
>Missed Echoes act 3 and nice watch hype

S-H-I-T

Did we get a new opening today?

Giorno really steals?

NO DIGNITY

I haven't read VA in a long time
How did they pulled off the 100 car thing?

yeah

Sugguestions for future (character here)-faggots:

'Pocoloco makes ME loco'
'Funny is my honey'
'Nero is my hero'

You'll all need to find Gappy-tier images on your own, though.

yes

New op might be next week or the week after.

Nope
probrably next week or the week after that

turned 99 into ladybugs or some shit

fucking liar

I do believe Giorno turned a few cars into frogs or some shit, so people would think there were several cars stolen, rather than in reality just the one or two the gang actually stole.

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there are really great jojo pages excuse you
I get most of my jojo art from there

Post more smug.

I like how he never even showed a single clue that he was pretending, like he didn't get stagger when his mom appeared, nor when Okuyasu just straight up confronted him that he is just a stand user pretending to be an alien. That's commitment.

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but that's because he's an alien

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the breaks between posts give me physical pain

>implying his "mom" isn't someone he brainwashed so he could assimilate in society better

>ywn play rock paper scizors with Jotaro to get permission to marry Jolyne
I love Jolyne

Yeah but i can wait.
We Ayylmao theory now?

>not 'Funny is my hunny'
You done fucked up user

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> Believing Mikitaka is merely pretending.
Oh no, did the MIB brainwash you?

Theory? I don't know what you're talking about, he admits it himself, doesn't he?

I use this one the most

youtube.com/watch?v=4Q7aTCxdhDk

Nah, I think he is just enthusiast, who is really committed, maybe even to the point of delusions, and that commitment what got him a stand, I think he developed it on it's own.

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Well, my bad. I'm hoping at least fucking anyone goes ahead and uses one of those, though. It'll be a nice change of pace.

no human being has a reaction that crazy to sirens

he's an alien

Havent seen any updates on the smug wall for a while

Post mistakes.

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I don't get how anyone doesn't realize Mikitaka's an alien. He doesn't seem to see stands, and, most importantly:Vomits and gets covered in hives at the sound of sirens.

Well of course he might be an alien or not but we never know what goes on the those Morioh Crop fields....

Did they fucking parodied Dio's World?

You already posted Giorno

>Nick Wilde voices not only a Serial killer but a Sociopath
>Avdol voices a fucking bull
>Weather Report is a fucking Bunnydad
Nigga what the fuck

Avdol makes me whole

Mistakes you say?

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Go to bed, Jotaro

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god dammit someone give me (you)s already

Has the JoJo fandom made anything topping these videos?
youtube.com/watch?v=zJgVUSySEw0
youtube.com/watch?v=JGdePK9tbUg

COMMITTED
He invented himself quirks and quips and he will 100% stick with them. It's Rupert Pupkin's rules, you never break a character and you ignore everyone and everything that tries to convince you.

>the effects
>the music
>intimidating sfx

What do you think?

Because it's not relevant anymore.

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No, Mikitaka isn't a chuuni boy

4>7>5>8>3>6>2>1

That's pretty alright too, actually. Good on you, user.

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wew, you got me triggered senpai

holy SHIT delet this

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1=2=3=4=5=6=7=8

Question: Gappy has Josefumi's Soft and Wet, with a twist because he is part Kira. I wonder if he could, in the future, summon Killer Queen with a SnW twist to it.

I just wanna see more Sea Kira and KQ, Araki pls

Ah, whatever, that's the point and the shine of the character because you can't disprove or confirm neither of theories.

YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME BRUNO. BOSSU

I wonder how that fight would even work

why do you even have this ON HAND?

Araki wouldn't bring back Bites the Dust in the finale would he?

Yare Yare No.

>Gappy can switch between S&W and KQ at will
>They are the same albeit different
>S&W can borrow some of KQ's bomb tactics
>KQ can borrow S&W's Plundering

where is Janken Boy in the ending?

I NEED OFFICIAL ARAKI PORN

>Final battle in the arena
>Gappy is cornered, but then we cut to see the air full of bubbles he sneaked past the opponent
>"Soft & Wet.....Sheer Heart Attack!"
>Each bubble pop and releases a mini tank

>Thinking Araki has made porn for mortal eyes to see
>Thinking Araki will ever let it become known to the public
He will take it to his grave, until his Son unearths it.

>he will take it to his grave

user....

The bad: we'll never see the official Araki porn
The good: infinite Jojo

>implying some some hamon-enhanced madman won't kill him for not ever making jog jog

Anyone down for storytime?

fuck off Jotaro

Araki may have lived before the birthed of Christ and used everything around him as references but Once the earth explodes hes gonnachange his identity.

Stop, my dick can only get so [Hard and Erect]

>part 10 takes place in 2020 after Araki is murdered by a crazed Cred Forumsnon

>Implying they havent tried
Jojo is a Autobiography, user.

Then read the California King Bed fight or Lucy and Scarlet

Jotaro is my ho

more like
>grato deisu

I'm not talking about Johnny. Can you guess what I'm talking about?

Fuck, we need to stop this man. But does anyone here have a stand that could kill the Ultimate Lifeform?

does anyone have the page of Jolyne masturbating like a slut?

Here

>Araki has been to prison
>Araki has been around when it rained frogs
>Araki has seen aliens
>Araki has participated in a Colosseum Deathmatch

What am I looking at.

left side ataxia, user

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WHOA THIS IS A BLUE BOARD user!

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>Araki wanted a quiet life.
Rohan was to throw people off.

DEEPEST

Which stand has the strongest punches

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

Boring/10

A VERY solid 9/10 for you user

I think you mean Joseph.

soft and wet

King crimson.

literally koichi/10

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why act1 looks like he's telling the best joke of all times

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For that user that wanted some hot Hol on Pol action from the last thread

ZA ARISTOCRATS

What if Pucci really activated Made in Heaven in 2011? That's why my life feels like it's going on double speed since then.

autistic post and autistic picture

>and then he looked at me and said
>BETTER NATE THEN LEVER

>still reading sbr
>johnny least favourite
>but its too early to decide my favourite stand

Anyone got the stitches for this episode?

Distract yourself with other manga series.

imgur.com/a/9MfCL

the only other manga i like is Berserk

He's finished part 7 you blind autist

I'm reading 8 right now user, I finished SBR.

>People say they won't do anything special with Bites the Dust like they did for DIO in Sono Chi no Kioku
>When this whole season they've been tweaking the OP more than they ever have in previous seasons like adding Echoes in CNBT or updating Chase with Act 3

WHY ARE THEY FLYING ?

>Johnny defenders trying this hard
Fuck johnny

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Thanks

Read Dorohedoro.

Did Rohan just throw Shizuka at Ken to make him do rock? Isn't it dangerous to throw a baby?

I've already read it even the last chapter or Jojolion.

And? Its not his baby.

>FASD
>Rog

What did he mean by this?

STAND POWER
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have you tried I Am A Hero?
it's pretty much on par with jojo for me

yeah dude because the manga explains why they start flying randomly XD

Are Trish and the girl from Kiras apartment the only girls in jojo to have nip slips?

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Can someone explain to me how Rohan won the last janken match with Ken?

How does the baby help him win and force his opponent to turn his throw into rock?

BABY
STANS

>crouch
>jump
easy

it sounds interesting, but
>2009 - present
is it clear how close it is to finishing? I don't really want to pick up more unfinished manga

Rohan crackling with sexual energy is my favourite Rohan

I don't know, but it should have just made his fingers look invisible so that it looks like a rock.

I'm not up to date to be honest - they've been updating too frequently and I legitimately haven't had the time to catch up

That's what I was thinking! But you could see in the anime, his fingers visible moved into the rock stance. So I didn't understand what was happening.

I don't read much manga anymore. I pretty much only come to Cred Forums for /jojo/ and Griffith did nothing wrong threads.

Out of curiosity, how many people here only come to Cred Forums for the jojo threads? strawpoll.me/11288529

He wrote on the baby "turn invisible and form that kid's hand into a fist"

For some reason I thought Joseph used Hermit Purple to push down RPS Kid's fingers.

Probably would have been better than using a baby

Form as in the sense as make his fingers invisible? Cause when I read that, I just thought the baby was literally going to apply force to close his fingers.

I was thinking that the baby pushed his fingers into a rock but yeah, I don't know how else it'd happen if not invisibility on his hand

Did anyone notice that Kira in the CHASU changed to Kosaku? You can briefly see the hair and face are different. Also could the eye shot at the end of Chase be used for Bite za Dusto?

>I just thought the baby was literally going to apply force to close his fingers.
Yeah that's what happened.

I kinda go to Berserk and MP 100 threads but not as frequently as the jojo ones
I've been planning to catch up with AoT since it looks like they are having fun in their threads

youtube.com/watch?v=-lWAhwGPilU

wtf I understand Diavolo now

here's the screenshot

yeah, but I don't think babies are that strong. They have strong grips, which is probably an evolutionary trip baby chimps had when clinging to their mothers, but I don't think a baby could pull or push something.

Maybe it sat on the fingers, or bit it.

>babies are that strong
It's Heaven's Door, user. People can not fly 100 meters back like Josuke and Koichi did but Heaven's Door made them, same principle here.

I know what you're looking for.

>The World belongs to DlO
>THE WORLD belongs to Alt. Diego
How is this allowed

What's with Damo's neck on the back there? are they fat flaps? Hair?

Same type of stand

I'm looking for ASB models and Google has failed me. Would anyone be willing to point me in the right direction?

>Not thinking there's an alternate universe where ZZ has GER

Cosplaying JoJo characters should be bannable.
Hair.

>TFW I'm fucking a girl who looks exactly like that karerra cosplayer
>TFW she's annoying as shit and is super clingy after fucking

Joshu is too perfect.
Like hes supposed to look worse.

Different worlds ;)

>fucking a girl

>there's an alternate universe where ZZ actually ended part 3

>ZZ
>Not Arabia Fats

I'm here only for jojo threads. After I caught up with both manga and anime ongoings, my jojo hype train still haven't stopped so I had to stay here for jojomemes.

>fucking a girl

I also didnt get it either, it was as bullshit as Hermes surviving after getting her head split open.

>Cosplaying JoJo characters should be bannable.

I come for /jojo/. The only anime I watch are finished anime except for Diamond is Unbreakable and those usually don't tend to have generals. I was animeonly until I read Part 5 and am currently reading Part 6, in the future will go back and read Parts 1-4 for references on how to draw a comic and because they're all so enjoyable

The only other threads I've really gone in was this cute pregnancy thread a couple days ago and when someone feels like shitposting about Evangelion

>Cosplaying JoJo characters should be bannable.

Why the fuck was there no new op this week? Isn't it the start of the third cour already? Chase was called the opening of the second cour. Usually, when the op changes in jojo, we get an episode without the op and the new op in the next episode. Does this mean that next week will have no op, and the week after that will be it?

>it's a boring stand of the week episode that literally doesn't move the plot and might as well be a filler

Why is this allowed? Things were finally picking up with Kira and all we got was some filler shit to ruin the great run.

>i ran out of jokes so i'll call them jewish

Next week is the start of the new cour.

I think it would be best if you took your leave of this place.

>Arabia Fats
>Not Kempo Fighter

Is that a girl or a guy?

>What's catching a breath in between arcs?

13 episodes per cour

Rohan began cour 2, Mikitaka will begin cour 3

How long until we get porn of someone sticking their dick into RPS Kid's cheekhole?

As long as Giorny makes you horny it doesn't matter at all.

Barring the blatant bait, the entire point of episodes like this is because we just had a bunch of serious ones.

It's whatever you want it to be

I'm still sad because they didn't make his Boy Boy Man Boy pink, god dammit, that would've been great.

Such poetry

>Kempo Fighter
>Not Eijkman

Nyaruhodo!

Keep dreaming, user.

>they're going to fuck up this ark so bad, I can just feel it.

He's so devoted to pretending to be an alien that his body can unconsciously reject the arrow and it's virus entirely?

I'm calling bullshit user.

>based Mikitaka next week
>new OP next week

>new OP next week
wait really?

>shittiest filler next week
>new OP even worse than Chase

why is this picture posted every time on every thread

do we really wanted kira to redeem himself by turning himself into an akward family man with a hot wife an a shitty son?
in wich he had to constanly try to not come out as a wirdo by playing along with all the shit he was given?
and accidentally become a great father figure and knocked up Shibuno?
and stay hidden for years and never got punished by all those killings (however many they were)?

I see this largely implasuble

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The way I see it Kira, regardless of being the child of luck, deserved to lose the moment he didn't drop all villainous tendencies when managing to score this piece of work

Or at least leaving behind an heir

Just shut your fucking mouth, Rohan's house burning down is the funniest thing that happens in this entire part.

Let's join this trend.

>tfw you will never fill Jolyne up with your baby batter
>tfw you will never keep her chained up, motionless in your basement as your unborn child gestates
>tfw you will never watch a time lapse video of her belly slowly turning into a gravid orb from her swelling uterus
>tfw you will never deliver your child and quickly take him/her away from Jolyne as she cries and begs to hold him/her once before he/she is fed to a coyote right in front of her
>tfw you will never watch Jolyne finally snap completely from the psychological and physical trauma you have inflicted on her over the past nine months
>tfw you will never watch Jolyne swallow the rags you provided for her nearly a year ago as she slowly chokes to death, over and over again, because you never turned off the time lapse camera from earlier

feels bad man

>ZZ top vs AU Diavolo
>Literally runs himdown
>"PART 5 IS OVER!!!"
>mfw

>new OP next week
Stop spouting this.

It's in two weeks.
Proof:
>CNBT was aired on the second episode of the first cour
>Chase was aired on the second episode of the second cour

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>shittiest filler next week
>Not this weeks episode

COuld you predict my seven?

>posting the shittier version

>new OP even worse than Chase
It's gonna be sung by the two Morioh cho radio singers, there's no way it'll be bad.

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No, but I Hermit Purple a 4

>catching a breath between arcs


Why are you acting like it's over? They're suppose to be trying to track down Kira with his new identity and not this boring shit that literally has nothing to do with it at all.

Atleast with part 3 the stand of the week fags were pawns working for Dio but this kid was a literal random fuck on the street that just got a stand.

>we should stop a run of good episodes/chapters because it's too serious for dumb fags and give them some irrelevant shit to enjoy

Nice try, novice tier wizard.

Trying to quietly blend into society and stay unnoticed is kinda his secondary hobby besides handfetish murders so I guess it's fine for him to go onto the next level of 「QUIET LIFE」.

>I am an Alien
>shitty filler

>cubic zirconium
>not some synonym for crazy

everyone's just fucking up today

Rohan is probably the most overrated and overwanked character in JJBA, there are other characaters with less panel time that are better characters than Rohan(Abacchio, Wham, Hol Horse, FF)

I think arrow just change it's mind.
>oh shit, he's already stand user nvm
I'm mean, they certainly have some sort of sentience since they decide who gets a stand/requiem after they pierce them. Much more viable, then metal that came from the space that refuses to pierce someone from space too.

I also will always believe that he just pretends because right after he was grazed by the arrow he went to the field, made circles there, and started to wait for people, which was evident by the fact that he was still bleeding when they found him. Definitely didn't come from the ship and this was certainly not his first time on the planet.

I'm biting the bait but there's two things to realize here on this two-decade old story

One: They have no leads other than Kira's new face was similar to his old one and Rohan was even looking for him in this episode

and Two: Yoshihiro is currently flying around and creating new Stand users to protect his son. So the Morioh gang have to deal with immediate threats now on top of searching for Kira

This isn't irrelevant if you actually watched the episode

>all these failed gets
Prime numbers for jesus

>it's not a scar, it's literally a hole in his face

7 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 5 > 2 > 1

This has been my list forever and I don't see it changing much until Vento Aureo gets a proper translation and when Jojolion finishes, of course.

>Most overwanked
>Not Speedwagon

>no koichi in this episode
>the episode is still shit

How?

>They're supposed to be trying to track down Kira
That's what they are doing haven't you seen the last like 5 or 6 episodes?
Also speaking of todays ep, they are still looking for him but they are back to square one since they dont know who he is now

Exceptional taste.

Yo, those shitty predictions are really giving me PTSD.
C'Mon, those bills aren't going to pay themselves.

>They're suppose to be trying to track down Kira with his new identity

Yeah, it's almost like Kira's dad is using the Arrow to make new Stand users in order to halt their progress while he himself looks for Kira or something.

They have no idea who Kira is posing as, so of course it's gonna slow down. You think they're gonna do detective work with the same kind of tension and intensity as SHA?

Learn literally anything about narrative flow and then try to lecture people.

Fuck you, its hard to pay bills with the dubs im not getting.

>Best girl will forever be a tertiary character
It's not fair to waste a design like that
I want to see a sexy maid straddling a motorcycle god dammit

>>not some synonym for crazy

Except there is? The filename is "bonkers cubic zirconium.png".

"Bonkers" is my budget synonym for crazy.

And what would that 「NEXT LEVEL」be?
Just living like a normal japanese person?

147636767 is divisible by 29

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>One: They have no leads other than Kira's new face was similar to his old one and Rohan was even looking for him in this episode

Yes that's why they gotta find leads and i was mad rohan was actually working on something and guess what? Got caught up in some bullshit.


>and Two: Yoshihiro is currently flying around and creating new Stand users to protect his son. So the Morioh gang have to deal with immediate threats now on top of searching for Kira

Yeah sending random fucks who don't even know the situation most likely and really just a waste of time bothering with since they won't give any leads as they don't have anything directly to do with kira.

Honestly, i feel like she might be relevant REAL soon.
We still have plots in JJL like where the Rokakaka Orchard is, and the thing in the Stadium.
If Gappy doesnt know how to drive his Lamborghini or isnt around, Kyo will drive Yashuo too the stadium on her Motorcycle and incomes AU Highway Star equivalent.

That is because, I, Koichi Hirose, have stolen your dubs.

Because RPS Kid is right down there with The Lock and Surface as one of the least-interesting or engaging arcs in the story.

The only thing of value is Rohan punching a kid in the face solely because he's annoying, before he even realizes the kid is an enemy.

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Tubular Bells was a surprisingly good fight desu

Which is good enough for Yoshihiro since the point is getting everyone the fuck away from his son, hopefully being able to kill them as well

I don't know what you're trying to accomplish because time needs to build up for Kira's new quiet life. Everybody who actually read the manga knew what to expect

Be a patient fuck because I guarantee the last 5 episodes are going to be non-stop tension

>Not naming it Heavy Frosting

If I don't get dubs part 4 is confirmed for shit

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So you just ignored everything he said and just called it bullshit? Bravo.

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I wanna abuse that Pucci

Fuck, that is a wasted opportunity.
For future reference.

Heh.
No prob user, always remember to meme.

>can use his time stop against dio for a good 5 seconds and spam them constantly despite only just started using it then

>he can't do it as much or for as long in part 4 because of "disuse"

Am i supposed to believe a guy wouldn't use time stop in his everyday life? How the fuck can you rarely use timestop?

volcanal

[Crazy Diamond]!
Fix this post!

It kind of takes Jotaro out of it physically and exhausts him as Part 6 proved for balance purposes

That and Jotaro is a top tier autist

Jotaro couldn't properly appreciate the majesty of a dolphin with time stopped, so he never used it.

>physically strains the user's heart a great deal
>why would you not abuse it

If i remember right, Jotaro didnt spam them in DIO's world, he only got to use it a handful of times and could only do it for an instance.
It makes sense since stopping time would have a cooldown

Scarlet's death really caught me off guard with how brutal it was.

strawpoll.me/11288803

>jotaro isn't willing to go vampire to test the upper limits of his stand
wew

If I don't get dubs part 4 is confirmed for greato.

>Cosplaying JoJo characters should be bannable.

this list is fucking incredible

He was spamming them in part 3 against dio and nothing then ever indicated there was such a risk to it

>Diego's THE WORLD
>Good

Full yellow a best. The gray parts in the anime throw me off and the others are just meme colors

Two things are gone for good. The David Bowie Kira, and my interest in the show.

He probably hadn't been in a fight that would require it in 10 years or so given he had started a family and all. I also think he may have been averse to abusing the same power that killed his friends/family as well, at least at first.

God that kid from todays episode was annoying as fuck. I'm sad that Rohan didn't let him die. I mean he was an ugly fuck too he deserved to die

>He doesnt like THE WORLD
>even though its almost identical to OG world albeit a bit lankier and D Knees

>can use his time stop against dio for a good 5 seconds and spam them constantly despite only just started using it then
No he can only stop time for 2 or 3 seconds in SDC and like 1 or 2 in DiU
He gets to 5 in SO

Well no shit, risks are long term things and that was a short term fight. It's like smoking or drinking

The risk was only introduced after Jotaro stopped being the protagonist so he wouldn't overshadow Josuke and Jolyne anyway

tfw no Jolyne gf

>with how brutal it was
were you reading the same part?

>muh part 1 is the worst bad meme
7 > 5 > 4 > 6 > 1 > 3 > 2

>Araki killed the president in a search for Jesus' corpse

DELET THIS

>Lankier
There's my issue. Araki pretty much forgot how to draw characters like Jon, Dio, Star Platinum and The World. I suppose it fits for Diego, but it's still a lame copy of The OG World

Not sure what you mean. That happened much later and wasn't as graphic at all.

>He was spamming them in part 3 against dio
He only did it once in that fight and it was at the very end

Josuke makes me gay

Jolyne is even cuter than usual in part 7 style

tfw no Foo to kiss

He didnt forget, it adjusted to his own modern style.
For some people, its for the best. Looking at you Jolyne and Giorno

She's probably the one character that really benefited from the style update

Jolyne looked better when she was always slightly angry-looking, she looks a bit gormless in the new style.

I don't come here often and I don't really keep up with anime news since I didn't have time to watch it until now that I graduated.

is the anime faithful to the manga? and is part 5 going to be animated? its my favorite part.

>Not liking Bara Giorno

>Foo Fighters is made out of Plankton
>Soylent Green is made out of Plankton
>Foo Fighters is now People

>Soylent Green is made out of People
I may also be slghtly drunk right now.

The anime is almost completely faithful to the anime. Some scenes get cut but it's an extremely faithful adaptation all the same.

Part 5 will almost certainly be animated, it's the second-most popular part in Japan.

I dont know, sometimes Jolyne looked at bit Jarring to look at.
Those are some buff Italian titties. Speaking of which anybody got the Wallpaper of all the Jojos and villians in araki's current style?

>It kind of takes Jotaro out of it physically and exhausts him as Part 6 proved for balance purposes
>physically strains the user's heart a great deal
Show me a page from the manga where this is stated

>is the anime faithful to the manga?
outside of cutting out some minor scenes and dialogues its doing a good job
>is part 5 going to be animated?
Probably, who knows?

>Is the anime faithful
One of the most faithful adaptions bar some autists crying about really minor things. It might even be a good replacement for Parts 1, 2 and 4

>Part 5 gonna be animated
Pretty high chance

Giorno's fine as a twink, I just wish he didn't have stupid fucking doughnuts on his head

>highway star animated in 2 weeks

Nah, early Jolyne looked like a complete Trish clone.

Just about with some minor scenes being cut off and the Cinderella arc happening before Quiet Life
yesand i hope part 6 and beyond don't get the QUALITY treatment when/if it gets animated

But he can't even see stands

>Highway Star
>Not Lowroute Sun

>Those are some buff Italian titties
just like his fathers
Yeah Giorno looks better as a twink
The hair donuts and beatle tits look good if you ask me

You mean Highway Go Go.

>watch jojo starting from part 3 since, at the time, i didn't even know it was the third part
>since I was on a roll from there, just kept watching, then reading till I was caught up with part 8
>decide to go back and watch parts 1 and 2.

h o l y s h i t

I wasn't prepared to like part 2 that much but I think it might be my favorite now

>highway star animated in CG 2 weeks

Is Piano Man a stand user?

>physically strains the user's heart a great deal
I'm pretty sure the SWF can make him a bioengineered heart strong enough to abuse timestop at will.

Get ready for CGI dices next week.

I forgot this when talking about big italian bara tiddies

The SWF aren't the germans tho
So it would be kinda crap at best

Part 2 is the only part where you can legitimately argue the anime did it better than the manga
and read the goddamn manga before you get spoiled

hopefully it's at least SDC OP-tier CG

>dices
are you fucking stupid

OVA dio was a big guy.

>mfw they skip the op next week cause Alien is 6 chapters
>mfw they skip it for Highway Star part 1 because they add some extra scenes
>mfw they skip it in part 2 to focus on animating the baby scene correctly
>mfw they skip it the following 3 weeks because all of those arcs are 6 chapters
>mfw we only get to see it on the last episode
>mfw it gets cut 5 seconds in for bite za dusto
>mfw there was no new OP
>mfw there was no DiU anime
>mfw this is all one extended coma-induced dream
>mfw I wake up tomorrow and David instead decided to adapt Jorge Joestar
>mfw it's the most popular anime on Crunchyroll
>mfw it's starts a revolution of anime popularity in the west
>mfw it becomes the next Breaking Bad
>mfw Araki becomes a massive celebrity in America
>mfw he becomes the next president
>mfw he invents stands
>mfw I get a stand
>mfw it's cheap trick

>>mfw they skip the op next week cause Alien is 6 chapters
you mean like RPS Kid?

So is The World Over Heaven the strongest stand?

4u

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Is EoH even canon to begin with?

yes

Plot Armor is clearly superior to it.

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Until Araki releases an official statement regarding the EU, just assume that it isn't.

Yeah, probably.
What's the tier list for canon stands, though?
>GER
>Tusk Act IV
>

It barely edges out MiH since it was the original goal of Dio's plans anyway.

Thanks! ill watch it then. I was afraid they butchered it. Just watching the Openings get me excited.

I really hope they animate Part 5, I still remember the excitement of not knowing what King Crimson's ability was or how he and Diavolo looked like and the "oh shit!" moments when the blood drops appeared out of nowhere.

Would also love to see the Sex Pistols and Metallica/Risotto Nero animated.

Do they keep the music references?

I went to a fancy italian restaurant today and they had Spaggheti ala Puttanesca in the menu. Of course i ordered. It was fucking delicious, but unfortunately it didn't heal any of my ailments.

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>Do they keep the music references?
Yeah, but Crunchyroll butchers it to avoid copyright infringement.
>Shining Diamond
>Deadly Queen
>Reverb

>I really hope they animate Part 5
It's the most popular part in Japan, it's almost guaranteed to be animated.

That means your already healthy user.

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Yo, Angelo!

> hopefully it's at least SDC OP-tier CG

Bretty gud

With that happy ending where no one dies? Of course not

Not in the Subs, but you can download variants that restore that issue

I see, that makes sense.

> It's the most popular part in Japan, it's almost guaranteed to be animated.
Most popular is part 3.

No
jojo.wikia.com/wiki/JoJo_Wiki:Name_Variants

>It's the most popular part in Japan
>implying

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is this the worst jojo ep of all time

>Blono Bucciarati

>It's the most popular part in japan

kek

Thats not the sun.

Half of the Stardust Crusaders episodes qualify as the worst

The other half qualify as some of the best anime to come out this decade

No.

What bands do want to see get referenced next? I'm kind of hoping for a Ghost or Frank Zappa related stand.

When is DIO coming back

>Kakyoin killed Kakyoin

I heard they were going to do one of those hologram concerts like they did with Tupac

Not even the worst in its own part

Part 5

Neutral Milk Hotel

they're not all bands, but
>Mother of the World
>Bodysnatchers
>Life During Wartime
>Squarepusher
>Flying Lotus
>Good Morning, Captain
>Thousand Knives
>Green, Here to Go
>Dead Man's Party
>Ultralight Beam
>Sawdust & Diamonds
>Handsomeboy Technique
>Get to Heaven
>American Don
>Iron Galaxy
>Kaleidoscope Lovers
>Chocolate Girl

How different would the series be if Jonathan was a girl?

>Frank Zappa Stand
[BOBBY BROWN] when?

> DIO
> coming back

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Wait, is this real? I skipped part 5.

Celldweller
Red Jump Suit Apparatus
Pendulum
Stradivarius
SOUL'D OUT
and Bad Religion

>no

Part 7

>Kaato might have split eyes

So what abilities that all split people have is Araki going to reveal for Gappy vs Kaato?

Aesthetically I prefer ivory with cold gray, but HFTF default always felt the most canonical for me. Fully urine yellow version goes straightly into the trash. Zawardo should look golden, not like a fucking lemon.
Also, I totally don't understand how has Araki managed to fuck up Diego's zawardo helmet so badly. It looks like a fucking sock. On every single frame.

If it were, you wouldn't have skipped Part 5

Cause that would imply something interesting happened

no.

Of course it's real you dufus
that's what you get for skipping parts

>wanting MORE meme'd out references
eat shit

yeah

haha le no nose meme :-9

facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1497980
Crtl + f " all star battle stuff"

Learn to meme arrow

>people like mangaka that take lots of breaks are suspicious
Miura is a Rock Man confirmed

>fuck off

>more SOUL'd out references
no

>More soul'd out references
>Only Magenta Magenta and Wekapipo
I only want the name SOUL'D OUT as a stand one time and thats it.

Sorry I skip Chase.

>fuck you

>haha le no nose meme :-9
>wanting MORE meme'd out references
Great post friend.

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>even if Part 7 was animated, all the anime-onlys will have lost interest by then
>we will never see their normalfag reactions to Diego Brando and later, THE WORLD

>if part 7 was animated
>If
Dont do this to me user...

>Anime stops at Part 6
>anime-onlys will not tainted Parts 7 and 8 with their shitty memes

To be continued:

I'm already mentalizing myself for that, so the harsh truth doesn't hit me as hard

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forgot pic

You a tough one, user. but i must keep a shread of Hope for my Christian Horse riders.

Jolyne's perfection can not be revealed just in one style. Her range of cuteness and badassness is too wide.

Tomoko even comments on this, when Josuke is playing videogames before RHCP shows up, she tells him to not wear his uniform around the house like that.

>I just wish he didn't have stupid fucking doughnuts on his head

>metal that came from the space that refuses to pierce someone from space too
Deepest lore.

>Shitty memes are anime only exclusive
This in and of itself is a shitty meme.