This is your date for the night

This is your date for the night.

>This is your date for the night
>Hitagi

No thanks, I'll take monkey, bee, spooky, or anyone else please.

why does she talk so much

Yui Kotegawa is my date for this night

do I get to walk her home?

tsun-tsun or dere-dere Hitagi?

She may be out of my league.

>implying half of Cred Forums doesn't automatically shutter when talking to any girl

going to propose tonight

I'd rather walk myself home

That's only because it helps me take mental pictures.

*commits seppuku*

pls dominate me

I talk to girls the same way i talk with guys
I don't

Can I take her around to beat up my old girlfriend?

I'd rather have pic related. I can fuck a nice pussy if I want to or get fucked like a bitch if I want to.

You can't do that to my current math tutor

>needing a tutor

She teaches the fun in math, the pure cold theory I can learn by myself.

Only if you do it gently

Does she really?

Yes, every day during summer holidays.

She will abandon you.

>tfw I've never been on a date
Will she be nice?

I'm not Araragi, I can properly appreciate cute childhood friends and differentiate abandoned houses from just shitty houses.

She's already damaged to fix. A broken pot is still broken even if you paste it back together.

Get rid of it, I don't want it.

Nademonogatari confirmed that she achieved a perfectly unstable balance through repeatedly breaking herself. She is fine now.

Dere-dere Hitagi from Tsuki is an abomination.

I want Senjo to step on me

I want to lick Hitagi's shoes clean.

Heels