Monster Musume

I don't want to marry Draco, but Draco user has my full support.

I already know the one I wan(t).

Yet the one you want is a boy

What is Polt's favourite Who track?

It's not Polt, just look at the coloring

Doesn't Lala have a good comunication skills and talking to strangers in her job description? You don't usually befriend the people that are going to die before you reap them.

What is that kobold's favourite Who track?

She's supposedly a guide, not a reaper.
She supposedly to accompany the dead's soul to the afterlife, so at least she has to say something to them

If I looked like that, I'd want to off myself too.

>taking a shortcut to meet Lala
That's some dedication to your waifu.

Man, I want so bad to kiss and lick her tummy and underboobs, and feel her smell.
And I could add to that some intercrural/sumata with her

>not listing her neck or throat
It's almost like you just want a human dyed blue.

>Feel her smell

Her clean skin's smell, of course, I'm not some kind of weird pervert.
Well, I'm pretty vanilla with my tastes

>he doesn't feel his smell

No one you guys can't get the attention of real girls

Guys that's the problem! We've been doing it all wrong. Chad gets girls because he FEELS their SMELL.

It all makes perfect sense now. Chad you fool now the secrets out!

>kills your mother

>ywn have a mind-altering//time-altering moth gf
I forgot the image

>implying it's not because making groping motions in the air around girls frightens them away

My Nazi spider waifu will protect me from the shitty yandere moth.

>long leg

Now there's one who never gets any attention

I like you taste, user.

did Imperium finish any of the requests last thread?

>vanilla
>wants a blue girl
You're either a necrophile or a blueberry fruit fetishist.

Would take orders from/10.

Long Legs is best spider.

>not having color fetish

I like her more for the headless fun potential and dating her would be cheaper, I'd just leave the body at home, body put her head in a bag and take it to the cinema. One ticket, two viewers.

I fucking NEED

Mine is shy girl with hot body who doesn't realize how hot she is fetish (plus nice thighs thanks to Crabman).
I'd add the blueberry part tho

This is... pretty nice idea.

Will we ever get porn of Lala giving a reverse blowjob?

We already had, user. Lurk some.

I think I'm in love.

Or you could leave the head at home, watching tv and eating crisps or something, and take the body to a dinner or dancing. It would be like having two unjealous gf's at once.

Welcome in the club. Here, your rope if you want to hang out with us.

Large breeds are great too.

Not him, but was there? I remember the autocunnilingus, the Rach puppet, watching herself get buggered, reverse deep-throating her own strap-on, and that one sketch of user superman planking on her neck.

I love fish.

None of the other art makes her seem very big. This is the only one that does, would homestay/10

Seems like it wasn't even that long ago when Lala was a literal who that crabman seemed to regret adding.

As much as it hurts to say it, you're right. This one does wonders for her pedipalps though.

>crabman seemed to regret adding
[citation needed]

That was just my impression. For the longest time after her first chapter she barely appeared and just had the occasional reminder that she still existed.

>Lerche put pressure on him to give her a chapter to capitalize on Durarara X2 3rd Arc hype

I want to go dancing with Miia!

Those are some noodle arms even considering how Crab normally draws them.

I want Miia.

Dancing without legs should be hard. I guess.

Still doesn't beat holocaust Cerea from that article on the OAD a couple months back.

>>not listing her neck or throat
>It's almost like you just want a human dyed blue
I am not sure Lala would ever let you do this, even after marriage. Remember that she still covers her neck in the bath, even though she was naked everywhere else in For her, her neck hole is more private than any other part of her body.

She needs to stay a who along with the second one.

>poured a bag of chips down it infront of everyone the first time she met them
>also let Papi and Suu pour Miias cooking down it
>also drank tea(?) with it

I don't think so. Maybe she's just self concious about her neck itself.

>going well out of your way to do a simple task purely so you don't have to talk to a stranger

i also do it for people i know when i'm out and about

daily life with lala when?

when she gets her horse

WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T SHE HAVE A HORSE

Chapter where she tries to convince Cerea to let her ride her when?

Never.

>no fun allowed

>not fucking her body while she licks her own pussy
You're missing out

>Chapter where she tries to convince Cerea to let her ride her when?
Don't give the futafags ideas

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She's a tit-monster, user. Don't die like the rest of the men she killed.

POLT IS TOO GENKI TO LET THIS THREAD DIE!

I'm still not sure where Polt is on my tier list. She's a cute wan but she's very difficult to place.

Tio dindu nuffin!

Isn't that like a sex for the centaur girl? Is Lala a lesbo?

>dullahan artwork where their head and body seem to have two completely different personalities

Truly, the best.

Maybe a B or C tier.

I wondered If the large breed can hiss by rubbing the hair of her any of her legs against each other or her abdomen?

It still amuses me that our veiled threat of "there WILL be purple nurples, hers or yours" somehow telepathically reached the crab.

Kii a cute!!!
Kii and Kino could become forest buddies. They could have secret Mycelium to Root communication or Mycelium on Root sex(?).

>ywn find your large breed hissing at you from under her bed when she's annoyed with you

Hiss at penis?

Does she hiss at pickles?

/tg/ here. Someone claimed that one general thread on /tg/ has more kitsuneposting than Cred Forums and /jp/ combined.

>Its distressing how /pfg/ has more kitsune-posting than both Cred Forums and /jp/ combined.

Is this true? Does Cred Forums like kitsune?

/pfg/ has been hijacked by kemonomimi for a long time.

It goes back and forth between kemonomimi and Westerners.

There's a kitsune in Monster Musume but she isn't very popular. Polt is a Japanese style kobold that's very kemonomimi archetype and she's very popular. /jp/, what with the Monster Girl Thread and Touhou, is more into kemonomimi than us. I couldn't really compare /jp/ and /tg/ though because I'm not a fa/tg/uy.

>ywn take a bath with a large breed and wash all her fuzzy parts

>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

> Reminder Suezo is best girl.

>Kitsunes
>Loving those furry rapists
user, I'm the only one here that hates Kitsunes, especially the new who (pic related).

Send Luz back to Planet Nine to freeze and be in total darkness.

Polt is a kemono, not a kemonomimi.

Kemono's are japanese furries but they don't have snouts and are much less anthro (i;e human hair)

Please forgive my ignorance then.

She's both actually.
A kemono who has kemonomimi atleast that's what everyone says on Jap twitter.

So, half furry?

Forgive me for being daft but what do you mean by "kemono who has kemonomimi"? Like animal ears and tail? Since that comes with being a kemono.

Japanese Concept of Kemono =/= Western concept of "furry" but essentially yes.

Right it's a little redundant but there are a class of "kemono" characters who all generally have "kemonomimi" but no snout and slightly more human like features. Polt is one of those.

It's lonely being a Merofag.

I think its lonely being a anygirl-fag in general when you really think about it.

Go fuck yourself phoneposter, I've been a merofag since before your balls dropped

I would for one would like to go to a fancy opera with mero.

>half furry
>TTF wants to screw a half-breed.
Holy shit...

you could be an Octfag

> Being a Merofag
Make like a merlover and kill yourself

TTF isn't the only one who wants to fuck a halfbreed

I wonder if how would polt look like if you managed to shave all her fur off. Would she sort of look like a naked Brian from the one family guy episode?
Also, I wonder if Polt would suffer from alopecia if she gets too stressed out?

Doppel is the Superior Girl

Zombina is the superior girl

Does anyone else wonder if Oct even has a human like anus or does she have a octopus anus which is connected to her siphon if she has one?

ogre = oni = octopus > rest > horse

You posted Doppel, silly.

I want to marry Mero. Problem is I don't honestly think I could take on a mistress.
I feel like in the end though she's not too serious about tragedy and it wouldn't be the end of the world to her to have a happy life.

probably like a shaved bear

I want Mero to be my third mistress who constantly cuts her gills to get my attention but I have to keep telling her she's just a FWB and nothing more.

>naked Brian
Maybe. Just think of Polt but with no fur.
>suffer from alopecia
That could be something Crabman can use.

You should take note that her tragedy fetish is nothing more than a naive fantasy that she has yet to experience first hand. When it comes to reality, she probably will lose such a fetish really quick given how she has already changed from her introduction in the series.

Polt and TTF would be made for each other then. Both could be balding do to either genetics or stress.

>No Smith or Ren
Shit taste.

>Polt and TTF would be made for each other then.
Then the rest of the Poltfags has to find other Kobolds to do the balding.

I don't think you can put Ren or Smith on a monster girl list. Ren and Smith would be on the best human list instead.

Yeah that's how I feel too. She'd probably keep romanticizing it with fiction but I highly doubt she'd ever want to act on it.

the real tragedy is that she'll never be real. None of them will

Back to Kobold mines with all of you, Poltfags. You don't want your kobold waifus stressing out and losing their hair after all.

We need a human tier list. When is Crabman going to add more human girls into the series?!

Glad I'm a Smithfag.

We work for our Genki Kobold waifu's.

There are the milfy shop keepers, ren, Smith, and racist girl at least.

TTF wants to fuck a Starcraft player, not a Dragonwrought/Kobold halfbreed

For Kobold dollars instead of real money.

Have you seen the guy?

Guy looks pretty fit for a Starcraft player, I could see why TTF would hit that.

Still need more. Maybe a girl that is Kimihito's childhood friend that wants his D more than the rest of the monster harem.
Take that yaoi shit to >>/y/.

Girls from Kimihito's chuuni days at middle school?

The only girl who admired his Chuuni ways

That could work. Have her challenge Lala in a chuuni off.

>She asks you to shampoo her fuzz
>"Even there?"
>"Especially there."

He dieded
May he rip in pease

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Always hiding the damn Polt lewds from us.

>tfw you realise that if you date a human girl you won't be available when monster girls enter society

>Having any hope for 3D

3D is PD user you should know this by now.

Get back to work, user. Those kobold controlled mines aren't going to work themselves now are they?

Died drawing his waifu

Maybe the Kobold mines finally got to him?

Purge the furries

*kemonos

Has there ever been a monster girl series with kaiju

Yeah, this one.

I want to see Oct visit Mero and Rachnera and decide to stay permanently

Do Kobolds control the media?

Of course not user where did you hear that?

Monoeye News Network

You shouldn't listen to them their opinions tend to lack depth

But they have an unblinking eye on the issues, user.

>Meaty pedipalps

what prediction?

they are man's best(girl)friend.

I want to marry this snake.

I want to be locked in a enemy-I-want-to-fuck relationship with that snake

It seems that you just used up the last your time outside the mine for today and now back to work with you.

I hope crab brings back that outfit in a future chapter. It's one of her better ones.

Cobra Miia in the DMM game when?

It's the Kobpolice! Scatter, guys!

>Sprays chemtrails that turn people into furries so they can con them into working in the mines
>best friend

>Miia will never lick your penis
Feels bad, anons.

That and this are the only pics we have of a thicc spooder.
Sad huh?

I want to hug one of her legs. They look so comfy and meaty and huggable.

>Letting that inexperienced serpent anywhere neat your crotch
I would rather have her mom do it.
I bet she's great at it.

>mia will never vore you

If everyone was given a 5 minute cuddle session with Tara any time they got angry, the world would be a much more peaceful place.

There are not enough Taras to go around user.

Fun fact: Snakes have an extended trachea that lets them breathe while they have their throats full of d̶i̶c̶k̶s̶, i mean food.

>you will never wake up to a sloppy snek blowjob

You better run...
Don't make me send out the ogre to crush you into submission.

You got that right. The world needs some fuzzy lovin'.

I knew there was a reason Lamias were the fuckingn greatest.

Tara is for cuddles inside pillow forts

Got that right.

If "monster"girls have things from the animal they're based off, then that means all Kobolds hate being hugged

geez, you can stop asking for kino now

since I don't know official colors of her I left it as is

That's pretty cute.

Someone posted the full tower girls alt costumes for the dog princess, so I said ">inb4 someone crops the 'you don't need a general' picture to reply to one of our OPs"

Looks like a fun gal to hang out with.

I see what you did there

a better list could never be made, unless you put Dullahan tied at the top

My dog loves hugs

i have two dogs
one hates hugs, the other loves them.

Kobolds are dog like not dog girls. I don't know if early DnD Kobolds liked being hugged or not. Won't stop me though. Polt seemed to enjoy hugging and being head pat by Tio though.

>Kobolds are dog like not dog girls.
do they at least go into heat?

Dunno. I assume that since this is the Crab we're talking about, they're just as ready to go all the time as the other girls. I would like to see what Kobolds are like on a full moon though

Not only that, Crabman drew her with black, frilly underwear. Even he drew her while she was changing and when she was going to take a bath. It's like he knew/read/saw what we wanted to see

No, they live in it

dont you typically have to put diapers on bitches when they are not spayed and in heat?

Le honry maymay XD

cute!
made me realize that she isn't wearing any clothes

>infinite snake blowjob

Kobold, primal instincts, poltergeists that haunt Cobalt mines/shapeshifting goblinoid house spirits. Hmmm

Thanks senpai

I want to rub her cap. I bet it's smooth and velvety

There's an almost 100% chance you would die.

I'd love to run her over with a lawnmower

She's not a deathcap, user. At worst I'll just get really really high. As long as you're wearing a respirator you're fine

Delete this.

>sumata
my dude

Then you go to jail for extra species abuse, and die from internal hemorrhaging from Goosh Goosh

My nigga. Bully the Mushroom.

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If I lick the frog can I get a double dose of psychotropic effects?

has anyone made fun of Joshu's hair yet?

Tio is the Superior Girl

You'll die.

I fell of at around chapter 20 maybe 22 or so. Can someone tell me what chapter its up to now? maybe I'll take today and catch up.

Cringe song user
Can you do a Gastonia sing about cerea?

In the time it took you to type that post you could have just looked it up.

up to ch 45 and waiting ch 46 to be translated

I want the frog to lick me.

I want to protect the shroom's smile

Adorable

>ywn set a bag of candies in front of Kiira and watch her try to resist eating them

Feels bad.

Would Kiira get along with fuzzy spooder? They both have excellent legs.

>Dat Lala

They can bond over a shared hatred of Rach.

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Tsunshits hate each other

>Tsunshits
You take that back right now.
Tsun is the best.

>tfw no angry wasp girl to ram her crotch in my face
Why live?

does eh foozy spooder have eh foozy pusspuss?

Don't you just love tsunderes?

Shoving a stranger's face into her crotch is fine, but she'll flip her shit if you see her pantsu.

would anyone like to see other monmusu without the stereotypes?
like a lazy laid back stoner centuar or a bookish harpy?

Chances are, she does. I wouldn't mind to be honest.

Why are snakes so naturally sensual?

Because ugly sneks don't reproduce.
They've literally evolved to be as sexy as possible.

Bookish harpy, you say?

Sneks are built for vanilla loving.

I would consider that a girl monster rather than a monstergirl

Miia looks so comfy in a sweater. I want to hug her.

>Sweater with a hole in the middle
>Too hot for warm weather
>Lets in too much air in cold weather

The most pointless article of clothing

You shut your heathen mouth!

>trying to understand fashion

That's a real sweater you know. It was fairly popular a while back.

I know. I still think it's stupid. Even if I enjoy seeing tits

So is Suu planning to take over all the boards?

It's just sexy clothing.
Much like the meme cat underwear it's supposed to look eye catching.

As much as I prefer a normal ribbed sweater, I'm not going to hate on sweater puppies.

I hope so and I hope the backlash isn't too bad.

You were that user who entered the contest?

Nah I'm just a man with exquisite taste that wants Suu on every board.

Suu rhymes with Poo...
Coincidence....????

Means Suu is shit.

So does you.

Coincidence? We think not

Papi rhymes with Sloppy. Miia rhymes with Ikea. Rachnera rhymes with Thundera. Mero rhymes with sparrow. Cerea rhymes with Malaria.

Coincidence... ???

>you will never take Miia to ikea

Where is her wasp-butt?

If the two words were from the same language you would have a point. Also if the Japanese had the same fascination with rhyming that English does that would further your point. As that isn't the case it actually is just a coincidence.

Any links, anyone?

Spicy meatballs >> Swedish meatballs.

>ywn be a large breed's host
>ywn provide her with extra blankets and hugs because she's not used to the cold temperatures of Wales

>tfw the hidden room could totally just become oct's room
I want to believe

I always imagine Miia's mom to say this

youtube.com/watch?v=jyijnQFn5lA

>snek with Rach size tits

>ywn see Tara get upset because she's too big to ride the narrow-gauge railway

>(Poo)

Crab put it on the middle of her back so he could get away with not drawing it
And he's a hack

>you will never take Miia to ikea to buy an extra long couch

Ooh

Oh fuck, I've wanted to go on one of those since I was a kid. We shall be sad together.

You mean an extra lång soffa

Long snek is long.
Will Miia ever battle Aiim with the fate of the world at stake?

World at snake?

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I want to buy silk sheets for Miia

That's exactly why I want to marry her and make her love me so much that I get unlimited access to every hole on her body, no matter how embarrassing or private. It's like being the best kind of VIP, the kind that gets to fuck the esophagus of the sexiest headless woman on the planet.
As one of the guys pushing hardest for the purple nips, I agree completely. That feeling you get when you get exactly what you've wanted for so long, so satisfying. More than satisfying.

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Her eyes are indeed lovely

It's still the same person, just that the body doesn't have the mental restrictions imposed by the superego when the head is attached that keep her from acting like a silly yet lustful little lost lamb who likes being groped, cuddled, delightfully eats tasty snacks and would gladly spread those massive heavenly thighs for a nice thick chunk of man meat. The reason she hates being separated so much is because her body is free to act like the silly spunky girl she is instead of the dark flame master. Also it puts her chastity in great peril.

Indeed they are.

this counts as bullying the snek

thicc

So does everyone else with a properly functioning cock, princess.

>dat filename

I swear to god, it always looked like lingerie to me.

It's whatever you want it to be.

I wanna eat that portobello pussy.

You mean fat. Why do people like overweight monster girls? You can have fatties like or in real life, just duct tape a dildo on their foreheads.

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What's wrong with a meaty monster girl?

depends on your definition of "meaty"

Lard is not meat. That's why there were breeds of pig specialized for one or the other.

Beef is good too.

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She failed to kill the evil Elder God. Damn it Tio.

Elder Gods aren't for killing. Elder Gods are for cuddling.

Of course.
Tio is not for killing.
Tio is for cuddling.

Get fit.

What workout do you recommend? How strong do I need to be to lift the fuzz?

But I can't pick up best girl even if I tried.

>snekxercise

>not for killing

I wouldn't mind giving her a little death, if you catch my drift

tfw lamias are your favorite but you have a slight thing for feet

You mean inserting Lala's head inside her ogre cave?

>Tio is not for killing.
I beg to differ.

become an Olympic weight lifter and you still probably couldnt

Why did you link to me? I said Elder Gods are not for killing. Do you think Tio is a God?

But he obviously lives through that, and every encounter with Tio, as does everyone else.

Inanimate objects are another story. Imagine how many erotic toys she goes through a month.

Despite her size, Rachnera is only 82 Kg, mostly bust. Large Breed might not be more than double that, so never skipping leg day might give you a chance.

youtu.be/TJ2Bxu6DgnY

user you want Doppel to die.
Boobs kills men, she'll try to do it the next time. Possibly in the next chapter with that vampire.

With a rack like hers, you never know

Boobs don't kill men, or anyone for that matter.

>user you want Doppel to die.
No, I don't.

Being blessed by the Gods doesn't make her a God. It just means I want to paizuri her.

>Olympic weight lifter

If he takes part in the strongmen competitions he might just be able to pick her up.

How do people keep falling for this lazy and repetitive bullshit?

being sandwiched by these two minos would be a dream come true, despite the risk of death

>Despite her size, Rachnera is only 82 Kg, mostly bust. Large Breed might not be more than double that, so never skipping leg day might give you a chance.
Yeah, the thing with spider anatomy is that they are hollow internally (hence the exoskeleton) and use hydraulics to move their limbs instead of muscles. They human half would be where most of the weight goes. Spiders are extremely light for their size.

Cathyl probably use her boobs to harm the farmer.
Yes you do. You want Doppel to be bullied and be slay before she consume us all.

>Cathyl probably use her boobs to harm the farmer.
she can "harm" me with em anyday

Seriously, which one of you degenerates posted this to /d/

>meme cat underwear was 9 months ago

It feels like an eternity

>Yes you do. You want Doppel to be bullied and be slay before she consume us all.
Nah. Besides what are we going to do about it if she "be slay". Attach Rudolf to the front and give out Christmas presents?

Harm doesn't mean kill, and boobs are too soft to inflict lasting damage anyway.

voted for it,
thought I think mgq would be a bit more appropriate.

Don't be a sub to Minotaurs.
That banner won?!

Why shouldn't they return to where it all began?

I dont really care for these pixiv trends desu

>Don't be a sub to Minotaurs.
minotaur femdom is best femdom

>Rotten

She's not rotten. She's pretty well preserved.

No. We go a hunt for other Doppelgangers.
Her breasts probably weigh 20 or 30 pounds to send the farmer to the hospital.

I only like femdom if it involves pegging

What about troll femdom?

Don't be a like Eita. Have the courage to reject the Minotaurs.

big girl femdom's good in my books

I wish Cred Forums was getting a banner

Sounds like fun.

Just fake dicks, or real dicks too?

How big?

Cathyl is a dumb cow who can't do anything by herself who you need to gently dominate by scratching her chin.

his pelvis is kill
and that's the way it should be

it isn't?

>they use hydraulics to move around
This sounds cooler than it probably is.

There's been way too much (w)horse lately

I wonder if I built a movable robotic spider half if that one rach cosplayer would ride on it.

>dominate
>not get dominated by
that's no fun

Sounds dangerous.

People whined it would bring newfags even though it would be in a rotation of 30+ other banners

it probably would , but regardless of what people think there isn't anything wrong with new blood, as long as you attract the right kind of crowd.

it is
But women don't get turned on by safe. They crave danger.

Combining the two is acceptable.

>ywn dominate Cathyl by hiding her breast pumps
>swn dominate you by using your mouth instead

Cred Forums is one of the most famous boards on the site. Even if newfags were drawn in by the banner, they would be quickly stomped out by Cred Forums nazi tier moderation. Cred Forums already gets lots of new traffic anyway. Much slower boards didn't bitch about their banner

>Much slower boards didn't bitch about their banner
/x/ and /diy/ did.

>There's actually bitching about the banners

Wew

>scratching her chin.
>you will never make Cathyl this happy.

the issue is that other people decided for them and now are getting the wrong kind of crowd.

I didn't actually think the banners draw in anyone. I barely notice them when they're banners, let alone advertisements.

taking requests

Don't you need a pass to submit a banner? I wish /x/ would have gotten the succubus (male) one

Miia in her military uniform
Mero on a skateboard looking cool
Anything of Yukio or Kinu. They don't get enough love.

Kaede lovingly bullying Cathyl.

Suu serving a beer into a stein from one of her tentacles.

Yukio in a mecha-suit

Draco pulling you in for a kiss and using her wings as privacy

Please

you know that episode of dbz where piccolo and goku have to learn how to drive a car?
something like that.

Miia, liz and draco suggestively licking popsicles.
I want that tongue action mane

>This sounds cooler than it probably is.
It is seriously cool, they basically control their blood pressure in order to extend their legs. The jumping spider leap by increasing the blood pressure in their legs 50 times higher than normal.

I was going to vote for it, but after talking to them it didn't seem like it would be appreciated so voted for the serial experiment lain one instead.

Cathyl an Merino locking horns, with merino winning

>ncreasing the blood pressure in their legs 50 times higher than normal.
So there's a chance that Rachnera is really all heart?

>ywn go to Ikea with Miia to pick out furniture for your first home together
>ywn help Miia pick out which towels and sheets match your decor
>ywn go to the grocery store to pick out what to make for the week's meals with Miia
>ywn take Miia on a tour of the neighborhood to find a good school that accepts lamia children
>ywn go shopping for paint to decorate your new child's nursery
>ywn have to console Miia as she crys about having to send her daughter to school
>ywn have a domestic lifestyle with Miia

This picture but with Tio in the car.

>dat fly hood ornament

Every fucking time

>Merino winning

That's impossible. Her horns are to the side. Cathyl's would have already stabbed her several times

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Is there a source on this?

never say never
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3151292/Fearless-goat-goes-head-head-cow-ten-times-size-teaches-lesson.html

Suu staring at a table of little Suus

>So there's a chance that Rachnera is really all heart?
Biology doesn't have a problem with an organism having more than one heart in the same circulatory system. But we don't know if spiders, Lamias and centaurs have two hearts or just one giant heart in the human chest. Note that nether species need intestines in the human stomach because the animal half have more than enough room.

>Not Papi staring at a table of little Suus

I could have asked for Rach but no, I didnt

Rach staring at a table of little Suus with fear in her eyes?

it's lonely being.

As the Buddha would say life is suffering. It's how we deal with that suffering that makes us human.

Thats what i was getting to, yes.

Cerea with a bald head from chemotherapy

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me

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Would you go on a Crusade for your waifu?

I am not a smart man. Can someone please explain what's going on here? Would monstergirls be sustainable in our existence?

>you will never see your snek daughter in her brand new uniform when she heads off to her first day of school
>you will never see her in her brand new high school uniform either

Well yeah I know its you imperium, but is there a bigger image what I meant.

Too pure for this world

>ywn warn your little sneklet to stay away from weird looking draconewts because they are dangerous
OR
>ywn warn your little draconewt to stay away from silly looking lamias because they will only break your heart

Season 3 when?

>Dragonewts are only interested in lamias

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TOO PURE

imgur.com/a/X4Ogg

no survivors

/d/ pls go

My dick

>Tio with her hair done up in twin tails
How did I never realize I needed this?

Tara being cute perhaps?

WORST SPIDER SUBSPECIES
SECOND WORST BC GIRL

Holy shit, is she like 10 feet tall or are those girls just really short?

She's a big girl.

>the star on her horn

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Truly the perfect species

would be illegal to have a small harpy as a pet?

All the subspecies are great too.

I cum on birb

They get lonely, so get her a frenemy to keep her company.

she cirp at pins

>also, don't run for political office. People are terrified of reptilian people in government

Something like this.

I'd do it even if I didn't need to

There's an imperium request, Draco running for president, with her giving a speech that reptilians aren't bad

jesus christ

It's worth the risk.

Who would make for a better president? Draco or Miia?

Darling. He's the best

I dont think you understand the joke.

I got that same feeling when pic showed Rach's ears.

Mero is the only one with any leadership skills being trained for royalty and everything. Maybe Rachne for VP.

>Every law Miia passes is strictly about getting into Darling's pants

Lala dressed up as a clown with balloon for her head and her real head attached to a string with a bunch of other balloons. The string being held with her arm.

He'll definitely win the immigrant vote.

>political shit
yeah I know where this is going
im jumping ship
see you next thread.

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Is Lala pink on the inside?

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Suu is the only girl I suspect on not being pink inside.

at least her mouth is
gotta wait for a coloured doujing of hers to see if her other parts are pink too

A little food dye will fix that. Suu can be any color a man wants!

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>uncensored never.

The anime and the shorts especially are different from the manga. Suu's supposed to be semi-transparent.

>Food dye

well, kinda same goes to this too

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>Imperium will never release his secret stash of Polt lewds

Suu should be running president because she can have all Slimes become a wall to protect the nation.

Oh shit!
Kimihito, I know you chose human women over monster girls.

>suu will never be your wonderwall.

ProtoSuu's orange tongue tells me that Crab's fine with colored innards, translucent or not.
It's frosted with semen, or Id post it here, look for your self.

Ok I'm watching the first episode now, and I'm already getting the vibe that this just shamelessly full-on wish-fulfillment and fan service.

Are there any other aspects to this show whatsoever or should I just drop it now?

>Suu will never be your wonderwall
>Because it's gonna be the wan that saves you

3 episode rule

> shamelessly full-on wish-fulfillment and fan service.
Yes, and...?

>I'm already getting the vibe that this just shamelessly full-on wish-fulfillment and fan service.
It's an ecchi comedy harem show. What did you expect?

What if instead of a harem Monster Musume was like Friends?

D R O P P E D

The One Where Papi Brings Home An Entire Coop

Canned laughter makes me want to take a drill through my forehead. I would hate it.

What if it was an action slice of life, like Yakuza?

Could there be a Yakuza full of Orcs?

If Imperium were to release those lewds, He will be sent to the deepest levels of the Kobold Mines for the rest of his life.

I'm still waiting for Crab to legalize monster girls so shenanigans at part time jobs can ensue

This is just too much though. I need to feel like there's at least an attempt to hide the fact like Baka To Test.

Who ate miia's sandwhich?

Secondary detected.

I loved Friends.

What if Monster Musume was like...

What if Monster Musume was a Children's educational show, like Arthur?

Just how many chapters behind are you? Miia's had a pass since 40.

What if Monster Musume was like Dragonball or martian successor Nadesico?

Nah. It's simple and blatant. Give it the three episode rule to see if a couple more girls change your mind but if you hate the fan service that's what you're going to be getting a lot of. Get in touch with your sexual nature, user.

I loved Seinfield.

What if Monster Musume was more like...

I would let my kids watch it

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>How many

Last chapter I read was Lala resurrecting the little girl

I hope we get to see more real life shenanigans desu.

More like zombifying than resurrecting.

I took his comment to mean that Crabman was the one working with the government to hide monstergirls and user wanted him to reveal monstergirls to the real world.
>tfw MonMusu is actually an experiment to see how humanity would react to Monstergirls

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>Miia could have gotten any of those jobs
>she couldn't because she is a snake/has standards
What do you think her dream job would be?

Princess.

A wife

Since I started reading Monmusu I thought if monster girls existed people that hated them would actually be a very small minority.

They're pretty much the same as real girls. Only part of their bodies are different.

Magical girl

I've often wondered how invention, and innovation would change if Monster Girls were real. Think of all of the new needs and problems that would need new solutions. My engineering boner is fullly erect, as is my regular one.

>ywn make a girl this happy

titanium pelvises

>you can stop asking for kino now

Transhumanism?

>geez, you can stop asking for kino now
No

Not just that, studying their physiology could lead to some pretty cool shit.

Am I the only one who frequently day dreams about their Best Girl on a daily basis?

>TFW so socially inept with women you imagine a relationship with a snake women to fill that empty hole in your chest.
>Feels bad man

>implying regular women compare to snake women

Her smile graces my favorite coffee mug so I see it every morning. Her figure comes in November so I would only have to look down and to the left of my TV monitor to she her. I'm excited to get it.

I have snek dreams all the time. It's pretty damn great.

What's your secret?

I listen to her voice as I sleep while wrapped in my daki.

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Kino a Cute!!!!

I sometimes pretend that my gf is her

You haven't made her wear a giant snake tail yet?!

>tfw Lala is now the go-to for unbirthing shenanigans

Kino a cute! CUTE! C U T E!

It really is DESU.

She sometimes makes hissing noises before we to sleep

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Shit dude, I'd go on a crusade for my country, let alone a women, real or fictional.

Still annoys me that they didn't use "onihole" or "G.Ape Pussy"

Your relationship sounds cute. Congrats.

Stay away

I wonder if She would like to go the movies?

Dude I can't read that shit. Even with how large the image is the text is way too small.

Miiafag?

Just being near her would make you feel like you're in a movie. Or a video game. Or hell, depending on the trip.

DevianTumbl cancerfag, pls go and stay go.

Miia twirling her tongue around a popsicle while giving you a seductive look.

> I cum on GF she hiss at penis
Wife her.

Open it in a new tab and then magnify it. The resolution is there.

Just watching good movie with her in a movie theater might be quite the experience for everyone involved.

I wonder if you would get a really bad case of jock itch after giving her the D.

Just don't pull an IGN Anime Club.

Kino exist to overdose people with spores for that extreme high. She could be responsible for many deaths of it.

>IGN Anime Club.
why would anyone take these people seriously?

Once I get enough money.

Kino is a cute girl who deserves some love and a nice quiet place to call her own.

she has the most heart of them all. best grill

> Implying that spousal taxes aren't way lower than establishing a dual independent income household.

Do it faggot. NO ONE has money except the 1% anyway.

I've said it for years, Crabman is a literal Crab man who's softening up the population of Japan with images of cute, fun, and friendly monster musume just to make herding us into the vats of drawn butter easier when his people rise up from beneath the waves.

Are there any pics of Okayado around?

Here he is with a drawing of his favorite girl.

GIVE ME THE LEWDS IMPERIUM

I meant to buy the ring.
I'm also debating whether if buying a ring in the shape of a snake would be too autistic of me

GET KEKED MIDGET!

He can't. If he does, to the depths of the kobold mines he will spend the rest of his days.

Unless she's a lamia herself, I wouldn't go that far.

Yeah, unless or she likes lamia as much as you do.

Use your common sense. Would she actually get the same enjoyment out of it as you? If yes, yes. If no, no.

Alright. Thanks, anons.
Sorry about blog posting.

Hey now, imageboards were made for talking.

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Kino is THE cute

KYOOT

Why color only 50% of it?

No. The mushroom must be harvested for the spores to create new drugs to sell to people.

I'd kill everyone in this thread for a chance at some horse pussy

>>/global rule 15/

google.com/search?q=farms near me

Kino's life is too precious to be used for Drugs. Kino is love, Kino is life.

Rekt

You're just like my father

I'd love to plant my seed deep inside her PORTOBELLO PUSSY to help her grow even more spores.

I wonder if Kino has a two stage reproduction cycle like a mushoom does. An Asexual stage and a sexual one.

Literal gilljobs?

Dragon girls are a great workaround for your problem.

more mushroom cap bukkake

>ywn wake up to see her every morning

>ywn wake up and see this every morning

>ywn wake up

>ywn not wake up

Wake me up from this boring ass universe.

Wake me up

heres him with a manlet

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Crab needs to start doing his pushups

I hate this normal reality.
Why the fuck can't I have this?

Snek burrito.

> That hairstyle and lack of hair
> Redhead

Rachnera has a regular human pussy

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