What would sex with Haruhi Suzumiya be like?

What would sex with Haruhi Suzumiya be like?

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Godly. (haha, see what i did there? i'm so funny and original)

If you don't satisfy her the world ends

godlike

Disrupted by the realization that you are dreaming.

Outworldly

KEK confirms

I want to fuck Haruhi everyday while trapped in Endless Eight!

This reminds me of that doujin where it's genderbent and Yuuki fucks Kyonko constantly in the endless eight.

Confirmed.

Fatnastical

Pretty bad. She doesn't know how to fuck.
And neither do I ;_;

I would love to find out.

Why does. Everybody want to fuck Haruhi?

Autocorrect/10. I can make up for it, though.

I would feel guilty for Kyon.

But other than that, probably amazing.

He's had a while to make good on it, it's his own fault for not tapping that fine chuuni ass.

The world would quake while she climaxed

Isn't Kyon the actual God behind everything?

Wont i be atomically desintegrated for NTRing him?

An infinite recursive loop.

Broadcast order.

>not wanting to give God the most disappointing 45 seconds of Her existence

>Alien Yuki would have technique.
>Disappearance Yuki would have passion.
>Both Nagatos would do extensive research.

Don't Fuck Haruhi, unless you like the idea of angry sex.

It would be cute

If you get her interested in your fetish, she can fulfill your every desire without even knowing.

If not, I'm pretty sure she'd still want it to be the single most amazing thing you'd ever experience.

If I got her into NTR yet she still didn't want to see me cheating what would happen?

She'd create a clone of herself for you to fuck, so you're NTRing her but not really

>45 seconds
There aren't guys that would last that right? I atleast lasted 3 minutes.

Sex with Haruhi would be the best sex anyone could have for this reason alone.

If you're the bassist, you'll never know

What about Mikuru or Yuki?

If somehow she got really crazy about sex and felt shameful about it or something, wouldn't the whole world start to look like an Izuru Key doujin?

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Mikuru would be extremely dominant and bully you.

36% more amazing

I like short hair, but I also like ponytails. Such a struggle.

What's sex?

Hey there, not everyone is for a marathon.

How old is Haruhi in Disappearance?

An awakening so unfathomable that it would forever change you.

But more than likely she'd just lay there while bitching at you. It would be very unsatisfying and regretable.

16 or 17

just re-watched the series last week, first time in years. still just as good as ever. It really makes all the other "it's a do-nothing club!" anime seem so uninspired and lacking.

Legal for me, even if little too old.

like sex with any other dumb angry bitch?

I want to sniff her feet.

>nothing
> and pic related

There's a Haruhi for everyone, ser

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too soon

>virgins
The thread.

*the board
Your point?

Good for you man

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melancholic

Like always but you would be more excited

Just funny how grown up virgins talk about sex, its sad but funny.

Painful, she wouldn't let your dick ejaculate till she was satisfied, no matter how many hours it took, and she'd probably make it so engorged with blood that you'd lose all feelings in your arms and legs as your penis swelled to prodigious size just to gratify her hungry vagina.

And after that, she'd expect you to pay for dinner.

>and after that, she'd expect you to pay for dinner
>after that

Isn't that the complete opposite order to do things?

ephemeral and imaginary

godly

{spoiler]god-like[/spoiler]

nice

ctrl s is your friend

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Not when it's morning sex.

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For Cred Forums?

>Tfw came as soon as my dick touched her luscious vagina. Couldn't even get it in.

Nobody cares. Fuck off.

You're a real joke man!

I wonder if she'd take it up the butt

If dubs I watch Disappearance again

Thats a nice butt she has.

I want to shoot my load into her tea! And then watch as she savours the taste!

if dubs I watch endless 8 again.

If dubs I watch the series for the first time instead of posting with my dick.

this is good!

She can hold 5 500-yen coins in her ass crack.

Where do I sign?

If dubs OP does this thing

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tsundere as fuck- no pun intended.

I do, but I like Nagato better.

Probably fucking terrible. She is so full of herself. Have you ever been with a chick like that? It's fucking terrible.

>Have you ever been with a chick

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Shouldn't God be able to give itself an infinitely powerful orgasm of infinite duration? Why the hell would it need you, mortal?

tell that to bill clinton

Nigga, hateful, angry sex is best sex.

>Have you ever been with a chick

Did bill Clinton make love to haruhi?

>he hasnt seen the fanfiction

I've fucked birds before, if that's what you mean

>Have you ever been with a chick

I wish to fuck the Haruhi.

Get in line. It's a long one.

I'm a bassist. Does that improves my chances?

I'd take those coins out of her ass crack with my mouth.

Lowers them infinitely. She'll come onto you but you'll inexplicably reject her.